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Why xbox gaming pass DOESN'T work

2020-10-21 · 15 min

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  1. Hello and welcome to this video about the

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  2. Microsoft Gaming Pass, something like

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  3. that. Microsoft Game Pass. I'm currently

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  4. playing Halo 4 on my phone, which is

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  5. pretty insane to think about, and I've

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  6. tried using this— oh look, it's

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  7. disconnected. Ugh, see, this is a reason

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  8. why Xbox Gaming Pass is pissing me off.

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  9. See if I can get reconnected.

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  10. Nope, disconnected, and the game has

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  11. crashed. Oh my God.

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  12. Okay, let me try and launch it again.

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  13. So I have to go into portrait mode.

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  14. Yeah, so as you can see, not a great

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  15. start. Not even a minute into the video

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  16. and bloody thing has disconnected and

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  17. crashed. Oh, it hasn't crashed, it just

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  18. took me back to the main menu for some

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  19. reason. Yeah, so I'm playing Halo 4 on my

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  20. phone with a Switch Pro Controller because

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  21. I don't have any other controller. And as

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  22. you can see, um, it's not great.

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  23. I don't know if it's because my internet's

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  24. not very stable, but my internet isn't too

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  25. bad. I've got about 50 download and about

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  26. 20 upload, so it's not terrible internet,

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  27. and I can't play any games. There you

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  28. go, disconnected again.

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  29. Really frustrating. So it disconnects

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  30. about one time every minute.

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  31. Intrusion alert.

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  32. Intrusion alert.

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  33. And the other annoying thing about it is

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  34. the sensitivity on the controller is

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  35. really bad. I've got— look at this.

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  36. On settings, I have sensitivity at max.

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  37. Sensitivity has been maxed out on

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  38. everything, and yet it's really sluggish

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  39. to look around. It just feels really

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  40. unresponsive. I mean,

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  41. it's responsive, it's just slow,

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  42. and I don't know why. Also, I can't seem

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  43. to move very quickly. The way he walks is

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  44. really slow, and I'm pretty sure he

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  45. doesn't move this slowly.

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  46. Maybe if I had a proper Microsoft

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  47. controller, it wouldn't be like this.

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  48. Four years, seven months, ten days.

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  49. Somebody should have found us by now.

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  50. What's that? What's that?

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  51. Those are. High intensity doesn't match

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  52. any known patterns. How close are we to

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  53. the observation deck? It's directly above

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  54. Anyway, I thought I'd play a bit of Halo,

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  55. see if it actually works. The graphics are

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  56. really good. I can't believe this is

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  57. actually running on my phone. It's kind of

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  58. crazy to think about.

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  59. Pretty impressive, if only it wasn't laggy

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  60. and if I had a proper controller.

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  61. Am I supposed to dodge these falling

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  62. boxes? Oh, I think it's

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  63. going to disconnect again.

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  64. Yep, it's lagging and

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  65. we're disconnected.

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  66. It's really

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  67. What is this, you're all caught up thing?

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  68. I cannot play any game on this Xbox Gaming

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  69. Pass without this happening.

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  70. I decided to check it out because it was

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  71. only a pound this month. They're doing

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  72. this special campaign where it's a pound

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  73. for the first month and then afterwards

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  74. you pay £10. But I'm not going to pay £10

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  75. for this.

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  76. Look how much is disconnecting. This is

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  77. just absolutely terrible.

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  78. It wasn't this bad last time I tried it

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  79. though. I played it yesterday for a bit,

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  80. and I was actually able to play a bit of

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  81. Halo 5. Without it completely lagging out.

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  82. It's kind of weird how Halo doesn't have

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  83. aim-down-sights. There's so many shooting

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  84. games you can aim

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  85. down the— aim down the sights, but not in

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  86. Halo. Whoops, see, I was trying to aim,

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  87. throws grenade instead. So it's really

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  88. hard to play games games on this because

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  89. the sensitivity is so low, even though I

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  90. have it set to max. It takes ages to line

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  91. up a shot, and to turn around takes

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  92. forever.

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  93. One of my favourite things to do when I

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  94. was a kid, I used to love hitting the dead

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  95. bodies like this. Over and

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  96. over.

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  97. That was always fun to do.

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  98. I just don't believe my internet's this

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  99. bad because I play online games all the

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  100. time. And I never have problems getting

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  101. disconnected or lagging. I play online

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  102. shooters on my Switch all the time and it

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  103. works perfectly fine.

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  104. Wow, that's pretty cool. I always

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  105. used to love Halo. It was so epic.

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  106. Landing craft lighting up.

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  107. Whoa,

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  108. what's happening?

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  109. Isn't this kind of sexual? Look at this,

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  110. the way it penetrates. They have the tube

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  111. penetrates through the shield and then

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  112. injects the troops into the enemy

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  113. territory.

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  114. It's so annoying to move around.

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  115. Where do I go now?

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  116. This way.

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  117. Wouldn't it be great if Microsoft just

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  118. made an Xbox Portable, like a Switch,

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  119. but you could play Xbox games. Xbox games

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  120. are way better than Switch games. All the

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  121. games I play on Switch are not even

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  122. Nintendo games. They're just third-party

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  123. indie games and PC games. I would love to

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  124. have a Switch that plays Xbox games or

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  125. PlayStation games. Why don't they make

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  126. one? I guess this is Microsoft's answer

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  127. to portable gaming,

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  128. but it just kind of sucks if you don't

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  129. have a strong enough internet connection.

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  130. I miss Halo 2 dual wielding.

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  131. They kind of got rid of it after Halo 2.

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  132. You used to be able to dual wield any

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  133. weapon. You could get 2 plasma pistols, 2

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  134. needlers, you could have a plasma pistol

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  135. and a needler, you could have 2 SMGs. It

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  136. was so much fun, and they got rid of it in

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  137. Halo 3, I think. Or was it Halo 4?

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  138. Why did they get rid of it?

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  139. And why am I out of ammo for everything?

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  140. I remember trying to beat Halo on

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  141. Legendary. Every encounter with the

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  142. Covenant was just so intense,

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  143. and you had to be tactical and plan it,

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  144. not just rush in. You had to take cover.

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  145. It made the game a lot more fun.

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  146. I'm playing on normal and that's actually—

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  147. it's not that easy. I keep running out of

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  148. ammunition.

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  149. I'm out of ammunition. I've got no

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  150. grenades. Did I choose normal?

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  151. Seems very difficult.

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  152. Lagging again. Here comes a disconnect.

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  153. I heard Rainbow Six Siege is coming to

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  154. Gaming Pass.

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  155. Oh, Needler. It's been over 10 years since

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  156. I last fired a Needler.

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  157. Disconnected.

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  158. Oh, that's a window.

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  159. I thought it was a doorway. Wasted my

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  160. I think

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