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Why xbox gaming pass DOESN'T work
2020-10-21 · 15 min
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Hello and welcome to this video about the
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0:07–0:10 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_0Microsoft Gaming Pass, something like
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0:10–0:13 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_1that. Microsoft Game Pass. I'm currently
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0:14–0:16 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_2playing Halo 4 on my phone, which is
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0:16–0:19 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_3pretty insane to think about, and I've
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0:19–0:22 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_4tried using this— oh look, it's
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0:23–0:25 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_5disconnected. Ugh, see, this is a reason
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0:25–0:29 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_6why Xbox Gaming Pass is pissing me off.
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0:29–0:31 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_7See if I can get reconnected.
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0:34–0:35 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_8Nope, disconnected, and the game has
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0:39–0:41 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_9crashed. Oh my God.
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0:41–0:45 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_10Okay, let me try and launch it again.
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0:45–0:46 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_11So I have to go into portrait mode.
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0:48–0:50 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_12Yeah, so as you can see, not a great
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0:57–1:00 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_13start. Not even a minute into the video
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1:00–1:02 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_14and bloody thing has disconnected and
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1:03–1:06 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_15crashed. Oh, it hasn't crashed, it just
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1:06–1:08 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_16took me back to the main menu for some
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1:08–1:09 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_17reason. Yeah, so I'm playing Halo 4 on my
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1:09–1:12 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_18phone with a Switch Pro Controller because
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1:13–1:16 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_19I don't have any other controller. And as
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1:16–1:19 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_20you can see, um, it's not great.
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1:19–1:23 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_21I don't know if it's because my internet's
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1:23–1:26 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_22not very stable, but my internet isn't too
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1:26–1:29 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_23bad. I've got about 50 download and about
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1:30–1:31 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_2420 upload, so it's not terrible internet,
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1:32–1:34 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_25and I can't play any games. There you
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1:35–1:38 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_26go, disconnected again.
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1:39–1:39 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_27Really frustrating. So it disconnects
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1:42–1:46 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_28about one time every minute.
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1:46–1:49 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_29Intrusion alert.
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1:50–1:53 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_30Intrusion alert.
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1:53–1:57 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_31And the other annoying thing about it is
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1:57–1:58 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_32the sensitivity on the controller is
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1:59–2:00 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_33really bad. I've got— look at this.
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2:01–2:03 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_34On settings, I have sensitivity at max.
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2:05–2:08 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_35Sensitivity has been maxed out on
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2:11–2:12 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_36everything, and yet it's really sluggish
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2:13–2:15 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_37to look around. It just feels really
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2:16–2:19 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_38unresponsive. I mean,
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2:19–2:23 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_39it's responsive, it's just slow,
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2:23–2:24 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_40and I don't know why. Also, I can't seem
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2:27–2:30 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_41to move very quickly. The way he walks is
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2:30–2:32 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_42really slow, and I'm pretty sure he
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2:33–2:35 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_43doesn't move this slowly.
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2:36–2:36 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_44Maybe if I had a proper Microsoft
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2:45–2:48 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_45controller, it wouldn't be like this.
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2:48–2:49 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_46Four years, seven months, ten days.
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2:51–2:52 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_47Somebody should have found us by now.
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2:54–2:55 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_48What's that? What's that?
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3:02–3:05 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_49Those are. High intensity doesn't match
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3:06–3:08 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_50any known patterns. How close are we to
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3:08–3:11 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_51the observation deck? It's directly above
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3:11–3:14 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_52Anyway, I thought I'd play a bit of Halo,
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3:21–3:23 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_53see if it actually works. The graphics are
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3:24–3:27 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_54really good. I can't believe this is
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3:27–3:29 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_55actually running on my phone. It's kind of
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3:29–3:32 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_56crazy to think about.
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3:32–3:33 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_57Pretty impressive, if only it wasn't laggy
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3:36–3:39 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_58and if I had a proper controller.
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3:40–3:41 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_59Am I supposed to dodge these falling
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4:14–4:17 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_60boxes? Oh, I think it's
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4:17–4:20 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_61going to disconnect again.
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4:21–4:21 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_62Yep, it's lagging and
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4:25–4:29 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_63we're disconnected.
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4:29–4:29 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_64It's really
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4:31–4:35 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_65What is this, you're all caught up thing?
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4:44–4:46 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_66I cannot play any game on this Xbox Gaming
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4:52–4:55 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_67Pass without this happening.
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4:55–4:56 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_68I decided to check it out because it was
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5:04–5:06 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_69only a pound this month. They're doing
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5:06–5:09 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_70this special campaign where it's a pound
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5:09–5:12 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_71for the first month and then afterwards
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5:12–5:14 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_72you pay £10. But I'm not going to pay £10
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5:14–5:17 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_73for this.
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5:17–5:17 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_74Look how much is disconnecting. This is
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5:24–5:26 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_75just absolutely terrible.
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5:26–5:27 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_76It wasn't this bad last time I tried it
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6:01–6:03 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_77though. I played it yesterday for a bit,
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6:03–6:05 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_78and I was actually able to play a bit of
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6:06–6:07 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_79Halo 5. Without it completely lagging out.
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6:07–6:10 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_80It's kind of weird how Halo doesn't have
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6:16–6:18 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_81aim-down-sights. There's so many shooting
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6:18–6:20 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_82games you can aim
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6:20–6:24 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_83down the— aim down the sights, but not in
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6:24–6:26 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_84Halo. Whoops, see, I was trying to aim,
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6:26–6:29 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_85throws grenade instead. So it's really
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6:30–6:33 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_86hard to play games games on this because
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6:33–6:36 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_87the sensitivity is so low, even though I
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6:37–6:39 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_88have it set to max. It takes ages to line
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6:40–6:43 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_89up a shot, and to turn around takes
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6:43–6:47 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_90forever.
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6:47–6:48 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_91One of my favourite things to do when I
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6:54–6:56 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_92was a kid, I used to love hitting the dead
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6:57–6:59 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_93bodies like this. Over and
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6:59–7:06 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_94over.
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7:08–7:08 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_95That was always fun to do.
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7:13–7:15 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_96I just don't believe my internet's this
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7:47–7:49 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_97bad because I play online games all the
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7:50–7:51 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_98time. And I never have problems getting
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7:52–7:53 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_99disconnected or lagging. I play online
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7:53–7:57 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_100shooters on my Switch all the time and it
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7:57–8:00 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_101works perfectly fine.
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8:00–8:01 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_102Wow, that's pretty cool. I always
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8:09–8:15 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_103used to love Halo. It was so epic.
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8:15–8:17 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_104Landing craft lighting up.
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8:18–8:19 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_105Whoa,
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8:23–8:25 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_106what's happening?
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8:26–8:28 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_107Isn't this kind of sexual? Look at this,
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8:46–8:48 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_108the way it penetrates. They have the tube
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8:48–8:50 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_109penetrates through the shield and then
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8:51–8:52 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_110injects the troops into the enemy
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8:53–8:55 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_111territory.
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8:56–8:57 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_112It's so annoying to move around.
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9:13–9:15 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_113Where do I go now?
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9:38–9:38 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_114This way.
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9:45–9:45 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_115Wouldn't it be great if Microsoft just
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9:57–9:59 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_116made an Xbox Portable, like a Switch,
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9:59–10:03 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_117but you could play Xbox games. Xbox games
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10:04–10:06 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_118are way better than Switch games. All the
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10:06–10:08 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_119games I play on Switch are not even
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10:09–10:10 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_120Nintendo games. They're just third-party
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10:10–10:14 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_121indie games and PC games. I would love to
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10:14–10:17 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_122have a Switch that plays Xbox games or
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10:17–10:20 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_123PlayStation games. Why don't they make
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10:20–10:23 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_124one? I guess this is Microsoft's answer
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10:23–10:27 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_125to portable gaming,
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10:30–10:31 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_126but it just kind of sucks if you don't
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10:35–10:37 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_127have a strong enough internet connection.
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10:37–10:39 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_128I miss Halo 2 dual wielding.
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10:55–10:57 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_129They kind of got rid of it after Halo 2.
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10:58–11:01 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_130You used to be able to dual wield any
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11:03–11:04 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_131weapon. You could get 2 plasma pistols, 2
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11:04–11:07 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_132needlers, you could have a plasma pistol
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11:08–11:09 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_133and a needler, you could have 2 SMGs. It
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11:10–11:13 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_134was so much fun, and they got rid of it in
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11:13–11:16 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_135Halo 3, I think. Or was it Halo 4?
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11:16–11:18 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_136Why did they get rid of it?
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11:21–11:22 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_137And why am I out of ammo for everything?
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11:28–11:30 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_138I remember trying to beat Halo on
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11:51–11:52 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_139Legendary. Every encounter with the
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11:52–11:55 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_140Covenant was just so intense,
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11:56–11:58 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_141and you had to be tactical and plan it,
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12:01–12:03 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_142not just rush in. You had to take cover.
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12:04–12:07 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_143It made the game a lot more fun.
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12:07–12:08 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_144I'm playing on normal and that's actually—
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12:14–12:16 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_145it's not that easy. I keep running out of
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12:16–12:19 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_146ammunition.
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12:19–12:20 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_147I'm out of ammunition. I've got no
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12:23–12:24 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_148grenades. Did I choose normal?
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12:25–12:28 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_149Seems very difficult.
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12:28–12:29 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_150Lagging again. Here comes a disconnect.
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12:38–12:41 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_151I heard Rainbow Six Siege is coming to
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12:48–12:49 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_152Gaming Pass.
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12:50–12:50 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_153Oh, Needler. It's been over 10 years since
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13:23–13:25 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_155Disconnected.
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13:36–13:37 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_156Oh, that's a window.
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14:07–14:10 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_157I thought it was a doorway. Wasted my
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14:11–14:14 · rev_cdf3d34f35f34c6709a0ab800da7fbea_158I think
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