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DO NOT BUY Elden Ring Shadow of the Erdtree DLC - VERY Disappointing [h5GbFB5zTso]

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  1. Recently I finished the Shadow of the

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  2. Erdtree DLC for Elden Ring, and as an avid

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  3. fan of Elden Ring, I knew I just had to

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  4. play the DLC. Unfortunately, after

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  5. finishing it, I have found it to be kind

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  6. of bland, boring, and slightly lacking in

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  7. luster. The DLC doesn't fix any of the

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  8. problems that the base game had, so if you

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  9. had some things in the base game that you

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  10. didn't like, then you're going to find

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  11. those things in the DLC. So for example,

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  12. the slow, sluggish gameplay is still in

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  13. the DLC, and the way that when you die

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  14. from a boss you've got to start all the

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  15. way back at the Site of Grace run all the

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  16. way back to the boss to restart the fight.

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  17. Things like that are still in the DLC, so

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  18. they've made zero attempt to try and fix

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  19. some of the problems that were found in

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  20. the base game of Elden Ring. So if you

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  21. wanted improvements, then you're not going

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  22. to find any in this DLC. I found the new

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  23. bosses in Shadow of the Erdtree to be kind

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  24. of boring and bland and extremely easy to

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  25. defeat. Only took me maybe an hour or 2 to

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  26. defeat most of the bosses. And then when I

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  27. finished the final boss, Radahn, I was

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  28. like, is that it? That's the end of the

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  29. game? Seriously, how is it going to end

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  30. like this? I feel like I've only just

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  31. There's 2 types of bosses. You've got

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  32. these really big bosses like the dragon

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  33. bosses, Bale the Dread and the Dancing

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  34. Lion, and they're really annoying to fight

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  35. because they're so big. And when you're

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  36. trying to lock onto them, the camera just

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  37. flips out and starts spinning like crazy

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  38. all over the place. And they do these

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  39. really annoying movements. Like Bale the

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  40. Dread, trying to hit him in the head was

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  41. such a pain in the backside because his

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  42. head would keep swaying around and he

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  43. would constantly spam attacks. And you

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  44. only have this small window of opportunity

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  45. to be able to land a hit, a few hits on

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  46. his head before he starts moving all over

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  47. the place again. It was so frustrating.

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  48. Repeating. That's what most of the bosses

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  49. are like in the game. And then the other

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  50. types of bosses are the more humanoid

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  51. bosses, the smaller humanoid form bosses,

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  52. which I think are more fun and more

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  53. enjoyable to fight. But they just do the

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  54. same kind of pattern where they do some

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  55. swipes or they do a thrust or they do like

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  56. this massive AOE explosion after they jump

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  57. into the air and land back on the ground.

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  58. It's all just like that, the same old

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  59. stuff that you've seen before in Elden

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  60. Ring, the base game. I didn't really find

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  61. many of the boss fights in the Shadow of

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  62. the Erdtree DLC to be very enjoyable.

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  63. They're very frustrating, and there were

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  64. several bosses where if you die and you

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  65. had to restart the boss fights, you had to

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  66. go through this lengthy intro process.

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  67. For example, there's this one boss called

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  68. Midra, Lord of Frenzied Flames, in Midra's

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  69. Manse, or Mancy, that big house in the

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  70. Abyssal Woods. The old guy, he starts off

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  71. as an old man on the floor, and you've got

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  72. to whack him, and he's pretty easy to

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  73. beat. And then he transforms into the big

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  74. demonic monster boss. But every time you

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  75. die to the boss, you gotta start from the

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  76. beginning and kill the old man, and then

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  77. skip the cutscene, and then see all the

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  78. intro animation again. It's really

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  79. annoying. There's another boss where

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  80. before you start the fight, you have to

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  81. jump off a ledge and do this really long

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  82. drop into a cave, and it takes like 5

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  83. seconds to watch your character dropping

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  84. until it hits the floor, and then the boss

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  85. fight starts. But if you die, you got to

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  86. respawn, jump off the ledge again, watch

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  87. your character fall for like 5 or 10

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  88. seconds, and you'll do that over and over

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  89. again until you finally beat the boss. It

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  90. was just really annoying. There was a lot

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  91. of hype about the new weapon types in

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  92. Shadow of the Erdtree, but I feel like all

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  93. the new weapons in the game, all the new

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  94. weapon types, they were kind of boring and

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  95. not really that interesting. There's all

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  96. these new weapons that drop from the

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  97. bosses as remembrances, but I never used

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  98. any of the boss drop weapons because

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  99. there's 2 weapons— basically one weapon

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  100. that was really overpowered called the

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  101. Bloodfiend Arm, and you get this from some

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  102. random trash mob that you can basically

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  103. one-shot kill. And I ended up using the

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  104. Bloodfiend Arm for basically 90% of the

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  105. game because it's so powerful and it's so

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  106. good. But that makes it so that you don't

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  107. really want to use any of the other

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  108. weapons. There's loads of really cool

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  109. weapons in the game, but because they're

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  110. just kind of rubbish in comparison to the

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  111. Bloodfiend Arm, you never really want to

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  112. use it. And when you get stuck and you

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  113. want to cheese something because you're

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  114. frustrated, you always end up going back

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  115. to the Bloodfiend Arm. I just don't know

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  116. why they made one weapon that drops from a

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  117. really rubbish mob— not like an

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  118. interesting boss or mini-boss or anything,

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  119. it's just this one random weapon that

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  120. looks like a massive chicken wing— why did

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  121. they make this one weapon so insanely good

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  122. and then all the other weapons kind of

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  123. suck and are rubbish? And then you've got

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  124. the Dry Leaf Arts, the kung fu martial

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  125. arts fighting style that people are really

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  126. excited about. I didn't really find the

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  127. Dry Leaf Arts to be very interesting.

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  128. There's loads of fisting, boxing kind of

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  129. fighting styles and weapons that already

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  130. in the base game of Elden Ring, like the

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  131. spiked gloves and the spiked ball metal

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  132. gloves and the iron ball gloves and all

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  133. the claw weapons. There was loads of

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  134. fisting, clawing kind of fighting. Elden

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  135. Ring already had loads of these weapons

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  136. anyway, so it wasn't really something new.

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  137. I don't know why everyone made such a big

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  138. fuss about the Dry Leaf Arts. The only

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  139. interesting thing about the Dry Leaf Arts

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  140. was the Ashes of War, the Palm Blast, was

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  141. pretty overpowered and it did a lot of

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  142. damage and it knocks back enemies. So when

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  143. I wanted to cheese stuff like those

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  144. mausoleum minibosses that work quite hard.

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  145. I would just spam Palm Blast at them over

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  146. and over again, and it would do insane

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  147. damage, and it would just knock them down.

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  148. And whilst they're knocked down, I'll

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  149. charge up another Palm Blast, and as soon

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  150. as they get up, I release a new Palm

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  151. Blast. They get knocked down again. They

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  152. can't even get up. They can't even do

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  153. anything. I guess it's nice that Palm

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  154. Blast was there to help me when I wanted

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  155. to cheese things and I got frustrated, I

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  156. got stuck, but I don't think there should

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  157. be one ability that just lets you defeat

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  158. stuff by spamming it over and over again,

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  159. and they can't even get back up to fight

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  160. back at you. I thought Elden Ring is

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  161. supposed to be a difficult and challenging

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  162. game, but I didn't feel challenged at all

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  163. when you've got all these cheese tactics

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  164. that are built into the game with things

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  165. like Palm Blast, the Blood Fiend Arm.

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  166. Heavy attack charged up does so much

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  167. damage and it triggers blood loss every

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  168. single time after just one charged up

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  169. heavy attack, which would also do insane

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  170. amounts of damage and stagger and knock

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  171. bosses down after a few hits. The game was

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  172. so damn easy. I thought Souls games are

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  173. supposed to be hard, but this wasn't hard

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  174. at all. Actually, the hardest thing was

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  175. leveling up all the stupid weapons because

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  176. there's so many new weapons in the game

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  177. and obviously you have to level them up as

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  178. high as you can, usually 20 25, or 24 if

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  179. you don't have the Somber Ancient Smithing

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  180. Stone, whatever it's called. You can

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  181. probably get most weapons up to level 24

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  182. because you probably don't have the

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  183. Ancient Somber Stone to get it to 25. So

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  184. you had to get it to at least 24 for the

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  185. new weapon to actually do any damage,

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  186. because if it's level 1, it's not gonna do

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  187. any damage. So you had to level up all

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  188. these new weapons, which needed hundreds

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  189. and hundreds of stupid smithing stones. I

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  190. really hate the weapon leveling system in

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  191. Elden Ring. I think it's so unnecessary,

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  192. and you have to do it in order to do any

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  193. good damage with the new weapons. You need

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  194. all these smithing stones. They're not

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  195. hard to get, they're just annoying to get

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  196. because you either have to go farm them or

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  197. you get the Bell Bearing and hand that in

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  198. to the old woman at the Roundtable, and

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  199. then you buy the smithing stones off her.

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  200. But then you need millions and millions of

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  201. runes to buy all of the necessary smithing

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  202. stones and also pay the smithing person

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  203. monster thing to upgrade all of the

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  204. weapons. So I had to keep going to that

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  205. farming spot, you know, the rune farming

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  206. spot where there's a bunch of these little

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  207. short fat guys sleeping King and you get

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  208. that golden sword, the Sacred Sword—

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  209. Sacred Relic Sword, I think it's called.

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  210. You do the Golden Holy Wave and you just

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  211. press that once and it sends out this

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  212. massive wave of holy damage and just kills

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  213. everything in front of you. And then you

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  214. get like 80,000 runes in one hit and you

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  215. go back to Site of Grace, reset it, do it

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  216. again. I did that for like an hour to get

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  217. a couple million. I think I grinded and

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  218. farmed 10 million runes to buy all the

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  219. smithing stones and get all the upgrades

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  220. so I can upgrade every single weapon I got

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  221. from the new DLC. And it took such a long

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  222. time, it was such a chore. It wasn't fun.

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  223. It wasn't challenging. What is the point

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  224. of it? It's just a waste of fucking time.

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  225. And then you have the verticality of the

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  226. maps in the open world in the Shadow of

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  227. the Erdtree. And everyone keeps going on

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  228. about how Elden Ring has the best

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  229. verticality in any open world game. And I

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  230. don't know what they're talking about.

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  231. The verticality of the maps is really

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  232. annoying. So you've got really high

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  233. mountain ranges and really deep ravines.

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  234. Trying to figure out how to get to the top

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  235. of a mountain range or how to get to the

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  236. bottom of this lower part of the map was

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  237. really frustrating and annoying because

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  238. you can't just jump down, you die from

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  239. gravity. You can't just climb up the

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  240. mountain, you gotta find the secret

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  241. passageway or the secret steps or the

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  242. secret ramp that goes down to the lower

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  243. area. It's not like Zelda where you can

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  244. just jump off the edge with a parachute

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  245. and glide down or climb up the mountain

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  246. surface. You can't do that in Elden Ring,

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  247. and it just made it really frustrating to

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  248. traverse around the map. And then for the

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  249. final boss, it's just the same character,

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  250. the same guy from the base game. General

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  251. Radahn, the big massive giant that rides

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  252. the tiny donkey, is somehow back in the

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  253. DLC, but this time he's not got a massive

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  254. giant and he doesn't have a tiny donkey.

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  255. Okay, he's got a different moveset and he

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  256. looks a bit different. He looks more human

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  257. now for some reason. I don't understand

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  258. why he's in the Elden Ring DLC after we

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  259. already killed him in the base game. How

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  260. did he come back? It wasn't even explained

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  261. in the story, at least I don't know

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  262. because I skipped all the cutscenes

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  263. because the story didn't make any sense

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  264. and it was really boring. It's all about

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  265. Miquella, who is this boy or man who

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  266. looks like a woman that has really long

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  267. hair. I thought it was a woman. I was

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  268. really confused at first, but I don't

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  269. understand the story at all. And you fight

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  270. Radahn again. He's the final boss in the

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  271. Elden Ring DLC, but he looks different and

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  272. he does different things. But he was a

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  273. really annoying boss to fight. He just

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  274. spams non-stop endless AOE and all these

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  275. melee combos, and it's nearly impossible

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  276. to dodge everything. So you just have to

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  277. end up going for a super tanky build, get

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  278. a massive shield, and just don't even

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  279. bother dodging or rolling and just block

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  280. and tank through all of his attacks, and

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  281. then do like counterattacks and heavy

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  282. attacks to stagger him. That's how I

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  283. cheesed Radahn in the end. I just gave up

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  284. trying to actually fight him, and I just

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  285. put on my heaviest armor, heaviest tanking

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  286. talismans, biggest shield, and I just

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  287. tanked him. I just stood there and I took

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  288. all of his attacks, and it felt kind of

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  289. cheap. So yeah, I was kind of disappointed

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  290. that the final boss is just the same boss

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  291. from the base game, Radahn, again.

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  292. And after you beat him, you get a tiny

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  293. little cutscene that's probably not even

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  294. 20 seconds, and that's it. You can't even

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  295. like end the game, roll credits. You're

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  296. just left there in the arena that you beat

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  297. him in, and I guess you just go back into

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  298. the world and finish things that you

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  299. didn't finish yet, or go back to the base

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  300. game to finish the final boss in the base

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  301. game to start a new game, to start an NG+,

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  302. and then you're done basically. The Elden

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  303. Ring DLC just didn't really feel very

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  304. complete to me. It felt very big but also

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  305. kind of empty at the same time and kind of

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  306. bland. I would give it a 6.2 out of 10.

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  307. Don't really feel like it was worth buying

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  308. or worth all of the fuss, and the amount

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  309. of time you had to wait for the DLC was 2

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  310. years, and I finished it in 2 weeks.

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