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Why i regret buying Monster Hunter Wilds
2025-04-09 · 11 min
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Hello, welcome back to a new video. So
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0:00–0:03 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_0I've been playing Monster Hunter Wilds for
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0:03–0:04 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_1a bit, and I have to say, I kind of regret
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0:05–0:06 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_2buying this game for £60. It is a
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0:06–0:10 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_3stuttering mess, quite literally. I mean,
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0:10–0:13 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_4look, every time you go into one of these
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0:13–0:14 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_5camps where you speak to all the vendors,
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0:14–0:16 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_6the game seems to rubber band all over the
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0:17–0:19 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_7place like this. It's really, really
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0:19–0:21 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_8annoying, especially when you're trying to
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0:22–0:23 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_9get stuff done. But apart from that, I
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0:23–0:25 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_10just find the, the core gameplay mechanics
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0:26–0:28 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_11of the game to be really boring. So I
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0:29–0:32 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_12mean, basically all you do is you hunt
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0:32–0:34 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_13these big monsters. Like, there's one down
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0:34–0:36 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_14there. You do it like this: you go onto
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0:36–0:37 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_15the map and then you look for the moving
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0:38–0:40 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_16icon, which is the monster, and then you
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0:40–0:43 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_17click on it. It will take you to the
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0:43–0:45 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_18monster. You've got a bunch of weapons you
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0:45–0:47 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_19can choose from. I like the greatsword
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0:47–0:49 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_20because all the other weapons do barely
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0:49–0:51 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_21any damage. And, um, you just
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0:51–0:54 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_22have to kill it. And the fights with the
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0:54–0:57 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_23monsters are incredibly tedious and long.
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0:57–1:00 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_24The monsters have a massive health bar,
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1:00–1:03 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_25and for some reason the game doesn't show
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1:03–1:05 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_26you the health bar when you're fighting
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1:05–1:07 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_27the monster. You just have to kind of
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1:08–1:09 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_28guess when it's nearly dead, which is
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1:09–1:11 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_29really weird. So yeah, basically in this
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1:12–1:14 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_30game, the whole game revolves around
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1:14–1:16 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_31hunting these big monsters, and that
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1:16–1:19 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_32sounds cool and everything, apart from
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1:19–1:21 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_33when you find out that the gameplay is
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1:21–1:23 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_34extremely boring. So you've only got 2
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1:23–1:24 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_35buttons for attacks. You got this vertical
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1:25–1:27 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_36attack and and you've got this horizontal
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1:28–1:29 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_37attack, and then you've got like a
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1:29–1:31 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_38combined one which does this uppercut
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1:32–1:33 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_39thing, and you've got block. So for your
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1:33–1:36 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_40moveset, that's basically all you're going
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1:37–1:38 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_41to be doing whilst also dodging. And then
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1:38–1:40 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_42also your wound system, which you do
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1:40–1:44 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_43by attacking one of its limbs until it
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1:44–1:46 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_44gets wounded, and then you do like a
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1:47–1:48 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_45targeted wound thing. The combat is so
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1:48–1:50 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_46boring. I mean, look at this. So now he's
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1:50–1:53 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_47got a wound on his head You gotta aim for
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1:53–1:55 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_48its head and press the right bumper
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1:56–1:58 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_49button, and then you do like a special
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1:58–2:00 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_50attack and also get some scales or claws
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2:00–2:02 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_51from its body. And then you
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2:02–2:06 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_52just gotta keep spamming attacks onto it
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2:06–2:08 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_53until it dies whilst trying to not die
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2:08–2:10 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_54yourself. And there's probably several
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2:10–2:14 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_55phases because it will keep running away,
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2:14–2:16 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_56and then you gotta keep chasing it. And
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2:17–2:19 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_57it's just kind of— I don't know, it takes
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2:19–2:21 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_58forever to kill these things, and you
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2:22–2:24 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_59never really know how much longer you have
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2:24–2:28 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_60to fight it because you don't have this
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2:28–2:29 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_61health bar that shows how strong it is.
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2:29–2:31 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_62Why is there no health bar? I just don't
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2:32–2:34 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_63get it. And this is the whole gameplay
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2:35–2:38 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_64mechanic, the whole gameplay loop just
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2:39–2:40 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_65revolves around fighting these,
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2:41–2:43 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_66going back to the base, to restock and
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2:44–2:47 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_67build new gear. But then the gear is kind
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2:47–2:50 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_68of boring. And look, I got no potions now.
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2:51–2:53 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_69So you got this stash thing,
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2:53–2:54 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_70and you can call your mount. So you got a
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2:58–2:59 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_71stash, but the game doesn't pause. And so
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3:00–3:03 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_72I got some first aid kits. Okay,
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3:03–3:05 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_73so the game is like really glitching like
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3:09–3:11 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_74crazy. Because it's rubbish. So yeah,
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3:12–3:15 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_75I bought this game for £60 thinking it'll
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3:15–3:17 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_76be good, but it's just so glitchy,
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3:18–3:19 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_77so boring as well. It's just like an utter
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3:21–3:24 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_78grind fest of non-stop grinding monsters.
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3:24–3:27 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_79The gameplay is not even fun. It's like it
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3:29–3:33 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_80wants to be Elden Ring so badly, but Elden
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3:33–3:36 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_81Ring you had way more customization,
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3:36–3:38 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_82Ashes of War, different movesets, dual
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3:40–3:42 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_83wielding, loads of weapons.
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3:42–3:44 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_84This game's got some unique weapons like
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3:47–3:48 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_85the Gunlance, I guess, but the, the weapon
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3:49–3:52 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_86crafting system is just— I
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3:52–3:56 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_87don't know, it's just like not very
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3:57–3:57 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_88interesting. Half the weapons are boring
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3:57–4:00 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_89and rubbish.
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4:00–4:00 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_90I just don't really feel like I'm having
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4:08–4:10 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_91fun playing it. I feel like it's a chore,
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4:10–4:12 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_92like I'm having to work. And these bosses
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4:12–4:16 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_93take so fucking long to kill,
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4:17–4:19 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_94and then you keep getting knocked over
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4:26–4:28 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_95like that. That's really annoying. Whoa,
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4:28–4:31 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_96I've never done that before.
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4:31–4:32 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_97And you wounded— oh my god, he just
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4:38–4:42 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_98one-shot me. Yeah, and then you die,
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4:42–4:45 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_99and then you gotta go all the way back to
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4:45–4:47 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_100this stupid camp. You get taken back to
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4:47–4:50 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_101the camp, and then you've got an
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4:50–4:53 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_102opportunity now to restock. Maybe do a
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4:54–4:56 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_103whetstone and
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4:56–5:03 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_104then go, go get some potions.
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5:04–5:05 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_105Oh my god, it's so laggy. I don't know if
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5:08–5:11 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_106it's like my computer lagging or if it's
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5:11–5:13 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_107the internet lagging. And then you gotta
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5:13–5:15 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_108find your tent. Where the hell is the damn
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5:16–5:19 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_109tent? They don't make it clear on the
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5:19–5:22 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_110minimap. Where you're supposed to go.
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5:23–5:24 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_111Like, when you get a quest, unless you're
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5:25–5:28 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_112in the area where the quest is, it doesn't
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5:29–5:31 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_113show you the waymark.
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5:31–5:33 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_114So you have no idea where you— which area
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5:35–5:38 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_115you're supposed to be in. So then you have
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5:38–5:40 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_116to do stuff like Googling or looking
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5:40–5:43 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_117around the map. I can't find the fucking—
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5:43–5:45 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_118oh, here it is. So you go in the tent,
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5:45–5:47 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_119but even in the tent it's lagging. And I
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5:48–5:51 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_120have no idea why it's lagging because most
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5:51–5:53 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_121of the time it's fine. And then you can— I
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5:53–5:57 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_122can't even get my potions. I don't know,
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5:57–5:59 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_123game's being really weird. And you can do
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5:59–6:02 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_124some cooking, and then your character
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6:03–6:05 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_125makes this retarded face, and you
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6:09–6:09 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_127The world outside is really boring and
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6:15–6:17 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_128bland as well. It just feels
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6:17–6:20 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_129so lifeless. And then you
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6:21–6:24 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_130go and relocate the monster so you can
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6:27–6:27 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_132Maybe do a sneak attack. Oh no,
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6:30–6:33 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_133well, I think I did do a sneak attack.
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6:35–6:36 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_134I wounded its tongue. Do you think you can
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6:39–6:42 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_135cut its tongue off?
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6:42–6:42 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_136Sometimes you can destroy the environment
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6:49–6:51 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_137to damage it.
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6:51–6:51 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_138Yeah, I just, I really feel like this
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6:56–6:57 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_139game's not worth £60.
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6:57–6:58 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_140I don't even know if I'm gonna play it
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7:02–7:04 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_141much. I just, I'm not really that into it
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7:04–7:06 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_142and I can't refund it anymore.
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7:06–7:08 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_143And then it'll run away.
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7:14–7:15 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_144Watch, look, I got no— oh, I got first aid
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7:18–7:20 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_145med, so it's not running
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7:21–7:24 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_146away. Okay.
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7:24–7:25 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_147What? Come on, I rolled.
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7:45–7:47 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_148It takes forever to kill it. Come on,
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8:27–8:29 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_149just die already.
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8:29–8:30 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_150It just won't die.
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8:43–8:44 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_151Look at that, it's still not dying.
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8:49–8:51 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_152Yeah, then it'll run away and
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9:00–9:08 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_153then you gotta chase it. This is what the
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9:09–9:12 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_154entire game is like. It's so boring.
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9:12–9:14 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_155No, there's another one there. It would
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9:19–9:23 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_156take like half an hour to kill one of
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9:23–9:24 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_157these fucking monsters.
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9:24–9:25 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_158I don't know why the damage you do is so
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9:30–9:32 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_159Did it just fart?
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9:37–9:37 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_160But it's still not dead.
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9:50–9:51 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_161At this point, it just feels like I'm
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9:59–10:00 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_162abusing it.
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10:00–10:01 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_163Oh, finally! See how long it took? And
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10:18–10:19 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_164then you loot it. It never— it doesn't
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10:19–10:22 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_165drop anything good though. It will drop
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10:22–10:23 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_166like a claw and a scale. So you do all
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10:24–10:26 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_167that work and this is what you get.
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10:27–10:28 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_168You get A
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10:31–10:36 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_169carapace, a carapace and
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10:37–10:42 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_170a jaw, and then you'll get a bunch of
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10:43–10:44 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_171other stuff when you complete the quest.
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10:45–10:46 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_172You won't get any loot, you won't get
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10:46–10:48 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_173anything cool, get a bunch of bonus
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10:48–10:51 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_174rewards like scales and stuff.
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10:51–10:54 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_175Oh, I leveled up, nice,
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10:57–11:01 · rev_e3cf7b87f1cd2c92b06a97eb610821b0_176I guess.
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