why i HATE Resident Evil 2 remake

Oh my God, the flashlight casts shadows.

Oh, it looks so real.

Narrow claustrophobic aisles. That's the

door. I hate this bit. This is where I got

to last time in 2019.

Decided to quit the game. Uh, you gotta

get these stupid keys to open this statue,

and then it leads on to an underground

basement thing, doesn't it? It's the thing

I hate about Resident Evil— there's so

many damn keys you gotta get. It's

basically just go into one room, get a

key, go back, put the key in, get another

key, go back to the beginning to

unlock another door. It's just like

unlocking doors simulator.

Can I just kick the door in?

Looks like a flimsy wooden door. Can you

imagine playing this on a massive 60-inch

TV? Surround sound. Turn the

lights off. Can I cheat and put this code

in if I Google it? Oh,

it worked! Did I just cheat?

I'm sure you're not supposed to know that

unless you Googled it. How would you know

that? Oh my God, the footsteps are so

loud. It's worse than Rainbow

Six. What was that? Uh,

he's trying to get in now.

Whoa, headshot,

headshot! It's annoying because you shoot

them in the head, they stumble back. And

then the head keeps flopping side to side.

So hard to get a headshot. Is he actually

dead?

No, he's not dead. They fall over once,

but they're not dead.

Look, this is so dumb. Is he dead now?

He's spasming. Oh, what is

Twitching. How weak is this gun? Can't

even— oh my god,

he's not dead!

Look, it's actually got bullet holes where

I shot him in the head like a billion

times. Jesus Christ,

I did not remember that happening. Jesus,

you stupid prick.

Get off. I'm not wasting my bullets. Uh,

should I waste my bullets on this guy?

That scared the shit out of me.

Son of a bitch. Oh my God, I did

not remember that happening.

I hit my knee on the table.

Ah, that got me. I thought I knew what was

gonna happen.

My god, what do I do? I think I can

run in here and then get them to get

stuck. Run around.

Oh Jesus,

my hand is sweating.

Oh my god, I forgot about them.

I think I need to get out this area. How?

I can't see anything. I think it's this

Oh my God,

I was not expecting that. I thought he

was gonna come at me.

Oh, oh, fucking hell. Jesus Christ.

I saw it just before it moved. I saw

it and I was like, and you nearly got me.

And then it moved, stupid thing.

Oh my God,

knew that was gonna happen.

Oh my fuck,

got me good again.

God damn it. Oh my

God, there's one there. Space. I did not

see that guy.

I'm getting bored of this game. I don't

know where to go, just running up and

This is just like Resident Evil 1. You got

a big building full of rooms, half of them

are locked. You go in one room, get the

key, go the other room, get the key. To

get the item to unlock the thing to get

another key to open another room that has

a key to open another room. You end up

just trying to unlock rooms.

I think I wasted my money.

I don't know if Resident Evil 3 is any

different. I think there's more action in

it.

Go back to the bathroom. Which one?

I need a fuse to blow the C4 to get the

medallion to open the goddess statue.

I reckon the fuse would be in the Stars

room because that's like special

operations. But then to get to the Stars

room— what's

that exclamation mark?

Maybe I have to go up these steps, but

that just goes to a dead end.

I also need to get over this hole, but I

can't move the bookshelf. Because there's

a thing there that needs a H-shape

So if I turn right— oh

wait, I don't recognize this.

Oh, I do. I turn right, that goes down.

What does the exclamation mark mean?

Uh, the red rooms mean I haven't finished

searching yet, and then blue means I

finished searching it. So I missed

something. Oh. Oh,

I didn't see this cabinet.

Where's this?

It literally shows you on the map where

you have to go. Uh,

so I'm on the 3rd floor.

3rd floor locker code,

DCM.

The bathroom where

the steam's coming out, but I need a

wrench to turn the steam off. Oh, this is

just mag— Magnum ammo.

West storage room. So I missed something

in the west storage room.

What? Oh, that's the C4, isn't it?

That's just pointing at the C4,

which I can't use.

What happens

if I shoot this?

There's something in this

room.

So tedious running up and down.

Did I go to the private collection room?

I'm not sure. I've got 2 medallions, the

unicorn and the lion.

Where am I now? Blue means I finished the

room. The shower room.

Oh, this is the shower room.

I don't have the thing to open it,

and I already got the portable

safe with the thing in it. I got the

shotgun as well.

Well, this guy keeps scaring me.

Oh, he's stuck in the, in the board. His

arm fell off.

Is he actually dead?

His arm's stuck in the thing. Can I shoot

his arm off? Oh, I think

I shot his arm off.

Safety deposit room.

I took everything apart from this one.

It's just a knife.

She goes to the room on your right. Yeah,

it has a dark room.