Dear future employer

Hi, my name's Daniel, and I decided to

make this video to help improve my chances

of finding a job when I go back home to

England.

I'm very punctual, friendly,

well-mannered. I'm hardworking. I work

well in a team and well on my own, and I

have excellent customer service skills.

I've had plenty of previous work

experience, including catering,

warehouse, office, and retail. I had my

first job 10 years ago when I was 18. I

worked in a kitchen/hotel, and my duties

were cleaning, food preparation, washing

up, and cleaning the rooms in the hotel

and preparing the rooms for new guests.

Sometimes I had to clean plates which were

really dirty, covered in oil, grease, and

dried-on food. And sometimes I would be

too lazy to wash these plates properly,

so I would secretly take them out the back

and chuck them into the dumpster, and I

pushed them right underneath all the bin

bags, so no one would notice. Sometimes

I'd be very hungry, so when no one was

looking, I would sneak into the walk-in

freezer and eat anything that I could

find, usually roast potatoes that were

prepared the previous day. There was one

time when I was cleaning one of the rooms

in the hotel, and in the next room I could

hear a couple having sex in the next room.

The woman was very loud, and as an

18-year-old who had never had sex before,

I was quickly turned on and aroused very

easily. I decided to take down my

trousers, and I took one of the pillows

from the bed, and I placed it in between

my legs, and I started humping it. I

eventually ejaculated onto the pillow,

and then I used a piece of tissue paper to

wipe it off. I put the pillow back on the

bed without cleaning it properly or

replacing the pillow cover. This wasn't my

first time taking my trousers down in a

hotel room before I started to clean. I

started to do this almost every day. It

was exciting. It was exciting to see if I

could ejaculate before someone walked into

the room and caught me doing it. No one

ever caught me. The hotel also had a

restaurant, and sometimes I had to clean

the tables. The customers would leave tips

on the tables, and I would take the tips

and put it into my pocket without sharing

it with the other waitresses. My next job

was an office job, and as an office

junior, my duties were data entry and

general office work. I was 20 years old at

the time, and back then I was really into

studying Japanese. It was a small company,

so there wasn't lots of work to do all of

the time. Sometimes I would finish all of

my work, but I would pretend that I still

had work to do, and I would secretly study

Japanese. Some days it only took me a few

hours to complete all of my work, and

instead of asking for more work to do, I

would secretly open some Japanese language

learning website, and I would spend the

rest of the day learning Japanese. If

someone came near my computer, I would

quickly minimize all the windows and

pretend to be working. There was this guy

in the office who I didn't like, and he

didn't like me. I think he noticed that I

wasn't working most of the time and I was

just sitting around doing nothing. He kept

ordering me to make tea and coffee for

everyone in the office, and I used to get

very upset about this, and I used to spit

in his coffee and give it to him, and he

didn't even notice. A few years later,

when I was 22, I got a job in Japan

working in a convenience store. There used

to be lots of Starbucks coffees in the

storeroom, and every morning I would take

one of these coffees and drink it.

Without paying. One day my coworker, this

Chinese guy, he caught me doing it and he

made me pay for the coffee. I swore at him

behind his back. One day during my lunch

break at the convenience store, I went to

the toilet and next to the toilet there

was this pornographic magazine and I

decided to look at the magazine and after

looking at it I became very aroused. I

decided to take down my trousers and I

masturbated. I ejaculated into the toilet.

After working at the convenience store for

around 4 months, I got told off by the

boss's daughter because I wasn't doing the

work properly and I kept making mistakes.

I didn't go into work the next day or ever

again, and I didn't even tell them that I

was quitting. No one tells me off. I was

unemployed for the next 4 years. I didn't

have another job until 2016 when I

got a job at a petrol station as a sales

assistant. I worked night shifts at the

petrol station, and when I first started,

I was extremely tired. One of the ways

that I got myself to wake up was during my

lunch break, I would go to the toilet and

masturbate. Ejaculating used to really

wake me up. The petrol station also had a

storeroom where all the food and drinks

were kept, and sometimes I would take a

chocolate bar or a packet of crisps, and I

would just eat them without paying.

Sometimes during my break, I would play

scratch cards, and if I lost, I would just

chuck it into the bin without paying for

it. I also had to cook the morning

breakfast. I had to cook bacon sandwiches

and sausage sandwiches, and sometimes I

would drop the bacon or the sausages onto

the floor, and instead of washing it or

throwing it into the bin, I would just

pick it up and put it back into the bread

bun. One time, this customer had to pay

£40 for petrol. He gave me some £10 notes

and he walked off. When I checked the £10

notes, there were actually 5 £10 notes.

He paid me £10 too much and Instead of

calling him back and giving his money

back, I put the £10 note into my pocket.

There was construction work going on at

the petrol station. They were building new

toilets, and on my last day working there,

I decided to go and visit these toilets

during my lunch break where there were no

lights, there were no cameras there. And

during my lunch break, I took down my

trousers and I decided to start

masturbating. I ejaculated over the new

toilets, which hadn't been installed yet.

Sometimes really drunk guys would come

into the petrol station late at night and

they didn't have any money and they would

beg me to let them have a beer. And there

were a few times when I just let them take

a beer without paying for it. I didn't pay

for it, I didn't even scan the item, I

just let them have it and they said

thanks. You've reached the end of the

video. Thanks for watching. I hope I've

given you some good reasons why you should

employ me, and I look forward to hearing

from you soon.