Dear future employer

Daniel introduces himself in an employment-seeking video intended for his return to England, highlighting traits such as punctuality, friendliness, and strong customer service skills.

Daniel details a history of workplace misconduct across multiple past jobs, including stealing food, tips, and items, discarding dirty hotel dishes, spitting into a coworker's drink, quitting abruptly, masturbating in various workplace areas, pocketing customer cash, and serving dropped food.

Daniel concludes by thanking the audience and expressing hope that he presented compelling reasons to be hired.

Daniel's introduction, stated qualifications, and motivation for producing the employment video.

Misconduct during kitchen and hotel employment, including throwing dirty dishes into a dumpster, consuming food from the walk-in freezer, masturbating onto guest pillows, and keeping customer tips.

Misconduct during an office junior role, including secretly studying Japanese while on duty and spitting into a coworker's coffee.

Actions during employment at a Japanese convenience store, including drinking unpaid coffees, masturbating in the restroom, and departing without notice following a reprimand.

Misconduct during petrol station night shifts beginning in 2016, including masturbating on breaks, consuming unpaid snacks, tossing unpaid lost scratch cards, serving dropped meat, taking excess customer cash, ejaculating over uninstalled toilets, and providing unpaid beers to drunk customers.

Concluding remarks expressing hope of securing a job.

Daniel begins his first job at age 18 working in a kitchen and hotel.

Daniel works as an office junior performing data entry at age 20.

Daniel takes a convenience store job in Japan at age 22, works for approximately four months, and quits without notice after being reprimanded.

Daniel experiences four years of unemployment after leaving the convenience store job.

Daniel begins working night shifts as a sales assistant at a petrol station in 2016.