Why I HATE Overwatch on the Switch Lite!

Hello and welcome to a new video. So today

I'm going to be telling you why Overwatch

is probably the worst game that I

currently have on my Switch. Really wasted

my money getting this piece of rubbish.

So what is Overwatch? It is an online

shooting game, pretty much a ripoff of

Fortress 2 if you remember that old game.

I used to play Fortress. Team Fortress 2

all the time, and I feel like this game is

just a blatant ripoff. They even have some

modes which are exactly the same as the

ones in Team Fortress when you push around

that bomb. See, this game's so rubbish I

can't even connect to the internet.

Ah, okay, let me try later.

Okay, it says I'm connected. Hopefully

Should work.

Try again.

Entering game. So I think it's connected.

See how long it takes to get started?

Okay, so here is the main menu. You've got

loot boxes. I hate games when they have

stupid loot boxes. I don't care about the

stupid loot. Got training mode, a gallery.

I mean, who's gonna look at this stupid

gallery? Oh wow, pictures of the

characters so I can look at the

characters. Do people actually care about

this?

I guess some of the characters do look

kind of interesting.

There's one character I find very

attractive. Where is she? Uh, this one.

Yeah, this one's pretty hot.

Very nice. Uh,

okay, so let's just get into the game and

I'll tell you why I don't like it. So

you've got a few modes: Quick Play,

Arcade, Competitive,

and a game browser. So we're just gonna do

a quick play because can't be bothered.

So you have 3 main roles: tank, DPS,

and healer. I know, not very original.

Pretty much just the same from World of

Warcraft. By the way, this game was made

by Blizzard, who also made World of

Warcraft. So we've got tanks,

DPS, healers. Let's just do DPS because

tanking and healing's for losers.

And then we can do a practice range, a

skirmish, deathmatch whilst

we're waiting. So we could go into this,

the practice range, I guess. I suppose

it's nice they give you things to do

whilst you wait for a game. Very kind of

them because it takes so long to find a

game sometimes, probably because the

game's so bad, not many people's playing.

So these are all the different characters

you can see at the bottom. Quite a lot of

different characters, and as a new player,

it's kind of overwhelming because you have

no idea who does what or what does who.

I mean, look at that. What does she do?

She's got a blue triangle coming out of

her fingers. I have no idea what that

means. And then you've got this pink

woman, no idea what she's supposed to do.

Um, we've got blue face woman,

no idea. And then you've got a bunch of

tanks. Tanks are going to be much larger

than the other ones.

Not really sure what they do. I know what

this guy does, he has a shield and he can

charge, but I haven't played the others.

There's just too many characters. I feel

like there's too many and Some of them

just do the same things as each other, so

they're kind of pointless. So you have

some characters that are basically copies

of each other but different skins. And

then you've got about 7 healers. I don't

know who would want to heal. Healing's

kind of boring. You just follow the other

characters around and you, you aim your

healing beam at them. Not really my kind

of gameplay. Okay,

let's just choose this guy with a pistol.

Okay, so it's an FPS, and as you can

imagine, playing with these thumbsticks is

kind of uncomfortable. It's really

horrible playing an FPS shooter without

mouse and keyboard. I've been playing

Rainbow Six all day, and that is how

you're supposed to play an FPS— with a

proper mouse, proper keyboard. Oh, I just

fell off the edge. Because controls are so

bad. So we've got B, which makes you

jump. A doesn't—

oh, it makes you crouch. And X just

feels so unresponsive when I want to move.

How am I supposed to aim at people?

Maybe I have to increase the sensitivity,

but it's very Sluggish. I feel like it's

very sluggish. I don't feel nimble and

agile like I do when I play Rainbow Six.

And you've got— oh, shoulder button makes

him do like a backwards dodge. You've also

got grenades up here and special attack if

you use the right shoulder— I

mean the left shoulder. You can do like a

rapid fire. So all of the characters have

different abilities. It's been 3 minutes

and I still haven't found a match.

Not really impressed so far. I think by

3 minutes you really should be in a match

by now.

Might have to pause the video until I get

into a match. Okay, I'm pausing it. So I

waited about 6 minutes, still didn't find

a match, so I think In order to get a

match, I have to try and play as a tank or

a healer because, you know, everyone wants

to play as DPS. So I'll try entering

as a tank. Maybe I can get a match going

to show you. Not off

to a good start. Can't even find a match.

So it doesn't even matter how great this

game is. Could be the best game in the

world. Can't even find an online match.

So what is the point?

Do a skirmish, see what that is.

Oh, I think we found a game finally.

So what am I?

Oh, I'm actually in a game. It's a

Christmas miracle. So this is Wait

a minute, this isn't a game.

Or is it?

I don't know. I think that's the enemy

team over there, but why are they

highlighted? No, those are my teammates.

Why are they so far away from me?

Oh, oh, it found a game. That was just

like a practice thing. I don't know what's

going on. So we're in a proper game this

time.

And I'm a healer. Ugh, I don't want

to be a stupid healer. The only way I

could get into a game was to enter as a

healer. You know, in World of Warcraft you

get those losers who loved healing. Who

loves healing? You want to do damage and

beat stuff up, not stand there in the back

healing like a loser. So this person— why

is this a green screen with cameras? Very

erotic. So to heal,

you have to hold R, and then it

automatically links a yellow beam to your

teammate and heals them. It's not very

challenging. You don't even have to aim at

them, you just follow them around like

you're walking a dog on a leash, and then

that will heal them up nicely. Not sure

what her special move is. I don't really

think you can do anything offensive.

There's no melee attack either.

So there's a blue beam, I don't know what

that does, and there's a yellow as well.

Oh, there is a melee attack. You have to

click down the thumbstick, but you're not

really supposed to be attacking anyone.

You're supposed to stay in the back and

heal your teammates. It's really boring

just standing like this,

make sure no one dies whilst everyone

else, everyone else has fun.

I just stand here aiming this beam at

them.

Well, I'm dying. I can't even heal myself.

See, you can't even heal yourself as a

So let's

try a different healer.

Maybe this black woman is better. Oh,

it's a man. He has like a weird Beam

gun. I don't know what it is.

I have no idea what I'm doing.

Does this do damage? I don't think it does

damage.

Oh, this game's so bad. So yeah, that's

pretty much all you do. It's 5 versus 5.

You run towards each other and then shoot

anything that moves. Not really a tactical

game, no tactics involved. You just rush

at them. Not like Rainbow Six where you

actually have to use your brain and play

strategically and tactically. Not really

my cup of tea. The reason why I bought

this game in the first place was because I

was thinking about ditching my wife, and

at the time I was addicted to Rainbow Six.

And I wanted to replace Rainbow Six with

an online shooting game I could play on

the go whilst I'm running away from her.

I thought this game would be a good

substitute for it, but turns out it was

just rubbish and I never played more than

2 games. I played one game, I thought,

this is rubbish.

This is a shit game, isn't it?