why i HATE super smash bros ultimate on Switch Lite

Hello and welcome back to a new video. So

today I wanted to talk about Super Smash

Bros Ultimate, and I just really don't

like this game. It's actually one of the

most disappointing games that I purchased

on my Switch Lite. As you can see, I have

quite a few games. I have Mario Kart 8,

Dead Cells, This War of Mine, Witcher 3,

Overwatch. I have way more, but I just

haven't downloaded all of them. Yet,

because I used to have the original

Switch, then I sold it, and then I got the

Switch Lite sometime afterwards, and I

didn't re-download everything again.

Anyway, so Smash Bros Ultimate is supposed

to be one of the best games on Switch,

and it was actually one of the reasons why

I decided to get the Switch Lite in the

first place. I mainly wanted to play The

Witcher and Mario Kart and also Smash

Bros.

So I'll just do a quick online game to

show you why I dislike the game.

Okay, so first of all, the main thing I

hate about the game is you only get 8

characters at the beginning of the game,

and there must be almost 50 characters

available, but you have to unlock them all

by doing the stupid single-player mode.

You have to— look, how do I go back?

I can't go back. Well, if you go back to

the main menu, you do single player mode

against the, the AI, against the computer,

and then randomly you'll get challenged by

the new characters, and then you have to

beat them to unlock that new character. I

think it's such a stupid thing, a stupid

way of doing it. Why don't you just give

me all of the characters straight from the

beginning? Because I've played this game

before, I played it on the original Switch

the bigger Switch, and I had nearly all of

the characters unlocked. I had at least

over 40 characters, and then I had to

re-download the game because I got a new

Switch, and now I have to start from the

beginning even though it's still my old

profile. Just because I don't have the

save data, I have to go and unlock all of

the bloody characters again, and I've only

got these 8 rubbish characters that I

don't even like very much. Look, you get

Mario I mean, who wants to play as Mario?

I've never played Mario as Mario on Super

Smash Bros. I always play cool characters

like Sonic or,

you know, someone who has a melee weapon

like a sword at least. I don't like these

stupid characters like this.

Well, I guess I don't have much choice but

to do the single-player mode. I don't know

why it doesn't just let you unlock new

characters when you're doing multiplayer.

Because I don't want to play single-player

mode. The only reason you'd play a game

like this is because you want a challenge

and you want to fight against real people.

So we're fighting against a real person

here. He's got some kind of alien dragon

character. He's not moving. Oh, he's

moving. So the goal of the game is you

have to beat up the opponents and then

eventually knock them off the screen.

And if you see at the bottom there's

percentage. The higher the percentage

gets, the higher chance you have of

getting knocked off the screen.

I don't know how to play as Mario. This

is— I think this is my first time playing

as Mario. No, I'm not gonna

win this. And I fell off. Okay, so if you

fall off the edge, then you do have a few

chances to try and get back on.

But you do have to be careful not to fall

off. The most annoying thing about this

game is I can't even get a bloody hit in.

Look, I'm just missing everything. I'm

getting interrupted. You've got a block

using the shoulder buttons, but it's hard

to time. It's also hard to do a sprint.

You have to like double tap left or right

to make him sprint, which is kind of

The frustrating thing about this game is

some people are just way too good at it,

and doesn't matter how much experience you

have, there's always going to be a bunch

of people who spend way too much time

playing this. Okay, I just got— am I

knocked out? Yeah, I got knocked out

again, so I haven't even knocked him out

once. It's just— what's he doing?

I thought he was gonna jump off. This is

not a fun game. I'm not having fun right

now, actually. I can honestly tell you

this is not a fun experience. I'm actually

kind of annoyed, getting frustrated.

I can't even get a single fucking punch.

Sorry, I didn't mean to swear. Just, I'm

getting annoyed. Well, I can't even— he

just keeps hitting me. I can't do

anything.

Oh my God.

Well, we lost. We didn't even knock him

off once. I don't even know what I was

doing wrong. It's like Mario has no moves

that are powerful apart from just

punching, and then this guy's got a bloody

dragon swiping left and right,

shooting lasers. So I'm not

going to do a rematch. I'll try a

different character this time.

Another annoying thing about this game is

when there's more than 2 people playing at

the same time, the camera zooms really far

out. Uh, who should I play

as? Maybe Donkey Kong will be strong.

Yeah, so the camera zooms way out so it

captures all of the players on the screen

at once. Problem is, if it's a big map,

then it's really hard to see where you are

because then everything becomes really,

really tiny. And it's hard to see what's

going on. It's like trying to look at ants

fighting each other. It's fine when it's

like one-on-one like this and the camera's

close up, but when there's more than 2

people playing at the same time— so

this is like the waiting lobby. I have to

wait for a match. Again, I've never played

as Donkey Kong. I don't play these stupid

Mario characters because number one, they

look dumb. I don't like the design.

Character design at all. Oh, he's quite

good actually. I did some damage.

Pikachu is pretty difficult to fight

against because he just shoots bloody

lightning all over the place.

I'm going to get knocked out here. Yeah,

there I go. And you see, I can't even

move. I get knocked up into the sky, I

fall back down, stupid lightning comes out

of nowhere.

Might be able to get a knockout if I can

get one more hit. He's at 109%.

Maybe he's not knocking out. Why?

I can't even get one hit. Oh, there you

go. See, I'm not that bad. Managed to get

one knockout and I fell

off. The other thing I hate about this

game is I hate the way you have to keep

worrying about falling off the stage.

The problem is it's not really focused on

the fighting aspect. It's like a

platformer slash fighting game when really

I just want to concentrate on the fighting

bit, but most of the time you just end up

getting juggled into the air, not being

able to move because you don't get a

bloody chance.

Look, I can't even— I can't do anything.

Oh my God,

I really hate this game. It's just not a

fun game. I don't understand how anyone

finds this fun. The reason why these

people are so good is because obviously

they do find it fun and they end up

spending loads and loads of time getting

good at it. I can't get good at the game

because I just don't like it. It's not

fun. It's not satisfying. I don't enjoy

playing it. And the stupid thing cost me

over £45, £50 maybe. And it's

not even fun. It's not enjoyable. I just

get stressed out playing it. At least on

Rainbow Six, even when I'm losing on

Rainbow Six, I feel like the

only reason I died was, was fair. It was a

fair reason. On this, I just feel annoyed

about why I'm losing.

On Rainbow Six, even if I die in a funny

way, it's still, you know, it's funny and

I get entertainment out of it even when

I'm losing. But on this game, it's just

irritating. You're trying to fight back,

you can't do anything. Look, this one has

3 players this time, all against all,

so maybe I'll have a better chance if

they're distracted with each other.

The Hong Kong— I mean, what's his name?

Donkey Kong. I called him the Hong Kong— I

nearly called him the Hong Kong guy.

Donkey Kong sucks. I mean, he has no

long-range attacks. You have to be really

close to the enemy to hit them. Look, as

soon as you get near them, you just get

attacked,

and his attacks aren't even that strong.

I can't even get back onto the ground

before getting shot up back

into the sky. Why can't he just— it's like

the gravity, there's no gravity in this

game. Everyone's just so floats all over

the place. It's so floaty,

it's like

they're balloons. The gravity feels really

unrealistic in this game.

I can't even stay— I can't even keep 2

feet on the ground for more than 1 second.

Now the whole game we just end up spending

flying around in the air. And then

waiting to drop back down and then getting

punched back up into the air. It's so,

so annoying. This is probably the

last time I'm going to play this game.

I'm only playing it for this video, but

after that I'm just— I'm done with this

game. I think I'm just going to delete it.

It's the worst game, worst fighting game

I've ever played. Also, there's barely

any attacks. You've got like 2 buttons for

attacks. You've got A, which does a punch

And then if you hold it down, he'll charge

up with a punch, but it's really difficult

to pull off because you're just standing

there charging it up.

And then you've got B, which does like a

special attack. You've got maybe a couple

special attacks using B,

and there's no combos or anything that you

can pull off. On games like Mortal Kombat,

at least you've got combos and you can

pull off different moves. On this, you

just spam A And it does like a 1-2 punch.

You just spam A or you spam B. That's as

complex as the gaming combat mechanics

get. And I've been knocked out. This game

is shit. Not playing it again.