Why I HATE Resident Evil on Switch Lite

Hello and welcome back to Resident Evil.

So I've been playing it for a few hours

now, and I was, I was

actually starting to enjoy it. I thought

it was okay. I was solving a few puzzles

here and there, and then I got completely

stuck and starting to get a little bit

frustrated with this game now. I have no

idea what to do.

I think I must have spent hours and hours

just running around in circles. If you

love running around in circles trying to

figure out what to do, then you'll love

this game. But for me personally, I don't

really find that fun. So let me show you,

um, what I've been up to here.

Okay, so first of all, there's this emblem

thing up here, and I picked it up,

and so many of the doors are locked saying

you need an emblem, emblem of the sword.

And I'm pretty sure this was the emblem of

the sword because there's swords on top,

but the emblem I have in my inventory

doesn't do anything. And then I got this

arrow, golden arrow, And I thought you go

outside to the graveyard where there's a

tombstone that says there's an arrow

indentation. Says the arrow isn't the

right shape. So the stupid arrow doesn't

work. And then I got this blue gemstone

from knocking this statue off from the

second floor. It's here now. So I picked

up this blue gem. Don't know what that

does. Got some shotgun shells, but I don't

have a shotgun. And then you run out of

inventory space so quickly. I had to get

rid of— I had to use some healing plants

even though I didn't need to because I

needed to free up some space. And there's

loads of other items I could pick up but I

shouldn't because then I'll run out of

space and I can't pick anything up. And

once you've picked stuff up, you can't

drop it, so you're stuck with it. You can

put the emblem back But you're stuck with

these things. You can't drop them, and

there's no storage box anywhere that I

know of.

So there's this room.

Takes ages to load. I hate having to go

into different rooms all the time.

So you can go this way and there's just—

why is the screen so reflective? I can't

even do this because the game's so dark.

Unless you're playing in a dark room,

everything's just reflecting off the

screen all the time. So this door's

locked, this door's

locked, every bloody door is locked. Says

you need an emblem of armor. Don't know

where that is. Then if you go this way,

uh, there's nothing.

I found this key that was just lying on

the ground, but if you pick it up, a

statue comes towards you with spinning

blades, and there's no way to get out of

the way.

So we go up these— oh yeah, I found out

how to change the control system so it's

easier.

I was complaining about the control system

last time.

So there's this room.

All the stupid doors are locked. I can't

There's a magazine down here,

but if I pick it up, then I won't have any

more space to pick up anything else.

So that door's locked. This door goes—

takes forever.

This door goes out here, which has

nothing. This door's locked.

Let me show you the other room. I have no

idea how to solve that puzzle. So if

you go this way,

uh, there's this statue. You see,

it's got spikes.

It's got spikes on it, and it comes

towards you if you pick up this key in the

middle. And I thought if I stood here,

I'd be safe, but the walls on the sides

start coming in inwards towards you, so

you can't move anywhere and you get stuck

here. And then this statue comes from

behind blocking you, and then you get

sandwiched, so you just die if

you try and pick this key up. So I have no

idea how to stop that from happening. And

there's a door here which is locked.

I have no idea how to solve this puzzle.

I'm guessing you have to stop the statues

from moving somehow by jamming the

mechanism or putting something there to

block it, but there's nothing to move in

front of it.

So yeah, I don't know what to do here.

So I think this is a dead end.

I think I've spent nearly 4 hours now just

running around in circles trying to find

out what to do. And maybe you're thinking,

why don't you just Google it, look up a

guide? Because if I look up a guide,

then what's the point of me playing it? I

might as well just watch it on YouTube.

Well, the whole point of a puzzle is you

solve it yourself.

Maybe I'm

missing something.

I'll go back out. And I'll show you the

outside.

So this area is completely useless. Dead

ends, nothing interesting to pick up or

Um, I don't understand why the emblem

doesn't do anything. The door says you

need an emblem. There's an emblem of

swords engraved into the lock, but I have

the emblem of the sword. Why doesn't it

open the door?

So we can go back out to the main room,

and first of all you can go down here,

and then there's a locked gate with

octagonal indentations.

Maybe I can use the emblem here.

No. So that's a dead end.

Uh, this door's locked.

Uh, this, this room just goes into a tiny

room where I picked up the map.

Uh, this door— if you open the door to the

main entrance, the zombie dogs are

standing outside waiting, and they come

inside and they attack you. So that's not

So there's nothing to do in this area,

so we go upstairs and we can go outside

using this door, and that takes you out

into like a graveyard area.

But again, there's nothing to do out here.

You can go Towards this Cupid

thing tombstone, and it

says there's there's

an indentation in the shape of an

arrowhead. So I thought, oh, that's why I

use the the golden arrow. You use it, and

then it says it won't fit.

It won't fit in the indentation as it is.

So I don't know how do I make it fit. Do I

have to break it in half?

You can't break it though. How do you

break it? So there's nothing there.

Uh, there's nothing here.

There's a locked gate here.

Everything is locked. And I thought maybe

we can use the lockpick. Says not

necessary to use this now. Um, yes it

is. It's very necessary. There's a shiny

thing behind the gate, but I can't get to

it. How do I get in there?

Nothing works.

Crumbling tombstones.

So this is a dead end as well. Can't do

anything here. I don't

know where else to go. I can't go anywhere

If you look at the map,

um,

so I've been there. I went down there.

That door's locked. That's all locked.

I went in there. I went down there.

Oh, there's an arrow here. Maybe I can go

there. How do I get there?

I must be missing something.

All these doors up here are locked.

I don't know.

I really don't know.

This has to be the most annoying game

Uh, there's a locked door here.

It's locked. How do I

use the emblem? Look, the emblem doesn't

I've already moved this towards the statue

and I took the map.

It's like a bloody maze. I really

don't like this room because it's, it's

got this music, really scary music.

Makes me feel anxious.

So this room is a waste of time.

What a stupid game.

Well, I think I'm gonna go back to Rainbow

Six. This is just annoying.