Why I HATE Monster Hunter Generations Ultimate

Hello and welcome back to this video about

Monster Hunter Generations Ultimate,

probably one of the worst games that I

haven't played yet. So today we're going

to be playing the demo version to check

out this game, and then I'll tell you what

I dislike about the game. So for the

options menu, we have single player,

multiplayer, and promo video.

Stupid music already. The music's too

loud, so I have to turn the volume down.

So we're gonna play. Also, I can't use the

thumbstick to navigate the menu, which is

really stupid. I was trying to go down,

wouldn't let me go down. I thought maybe I

can only play single player. No, you have

to use the D-pad. Lazy programming.

So we're gonna do single player. Also, I

don't like the menu. Color scheme just

looks really weird. All these bright

primary colors like blue and red and

green. Why can't they just stick to one

color theme? It's like the bloody rainbow

here. So we've got Hunt the Great Macaw,

uh, Hunt the Barioth, Slay the Foulstrax.

So we're gonna hunt the Great Macaw since

we're beginners. And then we've got

different classes. Hold on, I'm going to

close the curtain because the light is

reflecting. Ahem, okay, so back to

the game. We've got different classes and

they all have different weapons. So we've

got some with shields which are kind of

tanky, some have two-handed swords. What

the hell is that?

Looks like an insect. Look at that,

what the hell is this character design?

They look so stupid, some of the character

designs. You can't even make out what

they're supposed to be. Oh look, there's a

cat, cat character. Oh, you can

see up her skirt. Very nice.

Don't know what this is. Flamethrower guy.

I don't really know which one to go with.

Look at this design, such a mess. I can't

even tell Is that his stomach, that yellow

thing in the middle? I can't

even tell which part is supposed to be his

arm. I think I'm just gonna go with the—

this one. I quite like this one. Uh,

what does she do though?

Guild Striker, Aerial Adept.

There's so many options, I'm confused

already. I'm just gonna do anything, I

don't care.

I'm guessing she's some kind of ranged,

ranged player. She has a bow.

Hunter Great Macau Watch. Didn't even give

me a chance to read the stupid thing.

Okay, so graphics,

hmm. Not quite

up to my standards. It just looks kind

of, I don't know, kind of low resolution,

and then it looks very edgy, like the

edges of the cliff look very edgy.

I don't know how to describe it.

Everything just looks kind of blocky. So

we've got some kind of tent building camp.

I guess we just go down here. Controls.

We've got roll.

I'm not sure why it opened a map. Uh,

we've got— how do I attack? I've got a

massive bow.

How do I aim it? How do I shoot it?

Oh, okay, shoot one of these dinosaurs.

How about the big one? Missed.

So I think I have to charge up the power.

It's completely missing. The range is not

very good on this bow. There. I don't

know what these things are following me.

Kind of annoying. Who are they?

So does she have a melee weapon? No, I

just got stepped on. I think I picked the

worst possible character. How am I

expected to take this down with a stupid

bow when it keeps running in front of me?

Oh, why is she turning around?

Oh, it died. Good job. So we killed our

first dinosaur.

I think, I think it's dead.

Still moving. Yes, it's dead.

So then we can start carving it up, and we

got some first aid meds from the dinosaur.

Yeah, the dinosaur was carrying first aid

meds. Makes sense. That makes

perfect sense.

So I guess we follow these red triangles.

She doesn't run very quickly, something

I've noticed.

Well, it seems as though she's running

slower than she was before. I have to say,

she's very attractive. Oh, there's another

dinosaur.

Oh, the stupid maps. Don't know why it

keeps opening these maps. I think the

whole stage is just sectioned off into

tiny sections. A lot of loading screens.

For some reason I can't attack anymore.

Get your stupid bow out.

She's not aiming it like she was before.

What the hell's happening?

I really don't understand. Now she's taken

her bow out and

she's turning so slowly as well.

God, this game is terrible. Can you

imagine paying £50 for this?

Number one, the fighting is just not fun.

The enemy just rushes at you, then you

have to keep spamming attack on it until

it eventually dies.

It's so boring. Look, I'm just spamming

the right button, right shoulder button,

hoping everything dies.

For some reason she's not attacking

anymore. Before, pressing X did a melee

attack. Now it does nothing.

Oh, there we go.

And then now it's aiming. Sometimes she

does a melee attack and then sometimes she

aims. I don't understand.

Very confusing.

And it feels like half the time she's

rolling around on the ground getting

knocked over.

Very frustrating gameplay, I have to say.

The gameplay does not make me want to play

more of it. It makes me want to turn off

the game in frustration.

I don't have any special moves or combos.

All I can do is spam this button.

Well, I'm just standing here shooting it

and it doesn't die.

Oh, when is it gonna end?

Where is it? Did it die?

I'm not even hitting any of these, am I?

Yeah, I think I've had enough of this.

This game's really popular in Japan.

Japanese people love it. I think Japanese

people just love really repetitive,

boring games like Final Fantasy.

I guess this gameplay is one

step above Final Fantasy combat.

She's not even attacking when I'm trying

to get her to attack.

Really bad game. I'd give it a 2 out of

10. I think that's pretty generous.

Yeah, I would not play this game again.

Don't know where that big dinosaur ran off

to. I think it ran away and I have to

follow it and track it down and then kill

it. Well, I'm not going to be doing that.

I'm going to go and have lunch.