why i HATE Dying Light 2 - Terrible game

Oh, it feels so slow. Is it just my laptop

that's really slow? Oh, there's something

weird about it. Like there's some kind of

delay.

I've got all my systems boosted. Still

feels weird though. When I'm jumping,

there's like a weird delay.

Oh, it feels horrible.

Is it supposed to be like this? It's also

weird when you move, it's like the

background zooms in slightly towards the

character. It's giving me a headache.

What have they done to this game? The

mouse feels laggy and sluggish, the camera

kind of feels weird when you move. Okay,

I died already. What am

I supposed to do? What a stupid game,

it doesn't even tell you. I'm getting a

headache. If you're gonna make a parkour

game, don't make it first person.

You want to make a platforming jumping

game, make it third person, please.

When it comes to games, if, if the game

feels janky straight from the beginning,

then— what the hell was that? Look at his

foot! His foot's so small.

Already the game just feels bad. I'm not

even Playing it for a few minutes, just a

few minutes into the game, you can already

tell that it feels bad and it feels low

quality. Press Q to use survivor sense.

Oh, I need to get chamomile. I hate

it in games when they make you collect all

these stupid random objects. They don't

tell you where it is. Where is it?

Chamomile. I was there.

Me too. Let me guess, this game has

crafting and alchemy, and you collect

herbs and you make potions. How original.

I still can't find this stupid chamomile.

Where is it? Since the last time we saw

each other, huh? Back to work. That's

honey. I'm already stuck.

I can't get this stupid chamomile. This is

just terrible game design where they don't

make it obvious where you're supposed to

find it. Is that it? You've gotten a bit

dull since the last time we saw each

other. It says press Q.

What's that yellow thing? Oh my God.

There it is. Why does it look like that?

Ah, come on. I hate crafting in games.

I don't want to collect random junk to

make stupid objects that I don't care

about. Oh my God, look at this crafting

system. There's so much junk.

And then— oh, I hate it in games when they

do this as well. They don't just let you

skip it, they keep pointing little tips at

what you gotta click on, and if you don't

click on it, you can't progress. I heard

that you don't even get guns in this game

and it's all melee. The movement in this

game is horrible. In Rainbow Six, the

movement is so snappy and responsive.

This feels like there's a delay when you

turn around. So far I'm not really

impressed with the game. The gameplay

is not up to my standards. It's very

boring. Nothing is happening. I can't

believe this is a 2022 next generation

game. It looks really bad.

Doesn't it look really flat and bland?

Look at his shadow.

It looks like a game that came out 6 years

ago. Oh, are those zombies?

When can I do some fighting? It's been

half an hour, nothing has happened.

There's a zombie. First taste of combat.

Combat wasn't really great. You just

spam the mouse button, don't you?

Well, the combat system is basically you

spam the left mouse button over and over

again. I expect a little bit more

challenge and depth from my combat in

video games for me to be amused,

but I'm not really amused.

But that's the problem when you've got

first-person melee combat. It just doesn't

really feel good. If you want to do melee

combat, you've got to make it third

person. I think I have to go up there and

do some parkour. How do I get back up

there? These mountains are blocking my

way. As an

avid fan of zombie games and horror games

in general, I just had to play this game

Unfortunately, so far it's been absolutely

terrible. The parkour platforming system

is not up to my standards, gives me a

headache, and I have no idea how to get up

this stupid bridge.

So I guess they have special zombies that

have special abilities, just ripping off

Left 4 Dead. I bet she spits

like a green poisonous thing at you. The

hell is all this now?

Am I supposed to run away?

Clear the area.

So after playing Dying Light 2 for several

hours, I have to say the game is extremely

boring and slow-paced, and the combat is

just not really engaging or fun, and I

really just don't feel hooked into the

game world or the gameplay. To make me

want to play further to unlock all of the

extra skills. And the

movement and the platforming is just

really janky. I don't like the way it

feels. It just doesn't feel good.

And I'm bored. So yeah, I give this game a

2.1 out of 10.

Would not recommend.

Terrible game. Oh my God, that's the

worst game I've ever played.

All you do is run around and then you spam

the left mouse button and the zombies

don't even do much. Oh my God,

what is gaming coming to when that is like

the latest and greatest of gaming in 2022?

Because I have very high standards when it

comes to gaming.

Like with women, I'm very difficult to

please because I know what I like and I

know what I don't like, and I can usually

tell if I like a game straight from the

beginning, and I just— I

don't see any appeal in this.