why I HATE samurai warriors 5 on switch lite gameplay review

Hello and welcome back to a new video game

review. Today we're playing Samurai

Warriors 5 on the Switch Lite, see if this

game's any good. And I'll mainly be

comparing it to Mortal Kombat— Mortal

Kombat 12, cuz I played that game quite a

lot last year. Uh, okay, see what modes we

have. Oops, I pressed the wrong button.

So they look very Japanese-y.

As you can see, the art style is quite

good actually. I quite like the art style.

Give the art style 4 out of 10. I think

that's pretty generous. Okay, see what the

gameplay is like. Hopefully just

get straight to the gameplay. Oh my God,

not Bloody cutscene. What is with games

these days and the damn cutscenes?

I want to play a game, not watch a movie,

and then they don't let you skip it.

Okay, I watched the bloody cutscene. What

are they saying? Oh, it's in Japanese.

Obviously I can understand every word cuz

I'm fluent, got level 2 JLPT.

They're just saying there was lots of war

and fighting in Japan.

Don't know about this music, might get me

in trouble. If I just talk over the

music, la la la la la la, then the

match can't do the matching, maybe. No,

I'll just play it safe.

Already not liking this game forcing me to

watch the bloody cutscene,

but this art's pretty good. I really like

the way it looks, kind of realistic,

very painterly. Something I could never do

with my own art. I just couldn't get my

art to a level where it looks kind of

rough and scrappy but also really

good-looking at the same time.

Damn, this is taking a long time.

Wow, she's cute. I think it's a girl.

Sometimes these girls— these guys look

What's that? Why do some anime characters

do that? That thing where they flick their

nose with their thumb? Who does that in

real life? Why would you just like flick

your, your nose with your thumb? It's It

doesn't do anything unless you got,

I don't know, something on it.

Okay, finally we can play the game,

maybe.

Oh, horsies! It looks like Dynasty

Warriors, doesn't it? Remember that game?

I used to play that game so much.

I quite like the graphics.

It's got this kind of cartoony feel. Oh,

she's cute. She can be my girlfriend.

I still don't really know what to say

about the game because I haven't even

played it yet. It's been 4 minutes.

That hairstyle looks like a

bloody pineapple.

What is this game? Is it like a Mortal

Kombat game? Was it Dynasty Warriors? I

thought it was like a fighting game.

Oh my God, more cutscenes. I'm gonna have

to give this game a 2 out of 10 already.

It's like trying to force me to have a

Japanese history lesson.

Oh God, I just want to play the game.

I don't care about this. None of

the buttons do anything.

No, it's not making it skip.

Never understood why game developers force

you to watch this stuff. This is such

bad game design. Just press a press A,

put a press A to skip cutscene button.

How hard is it? Not everyone. Most people

probably don't even want to watch this.

Okay, I'm gonna have to pause the video

and then resume it when the actual— I

think the game is gonna start soon,

maybe.

Okay, I think we can play now.

Jesus. Okay, select your character,

and this is the only character available.

What's the point of that? Okay,

prepare for battle. I don't know what all

this is. It looks like Dynasty Warriors.

Okay, it's even got the map just like

Dynasty Warriors. This is just like

Dynasty Warriors. Wait, I thought this was

like a 1v1 Mortal Kombat style game.

If it is like Dynasty Warriors, I might

actually get it because I really like

Dynasty Warriors.

Plus it's Japan, which is better than

China.

Oh my God, it's taking so long.

Oh, it is like Dynasty Warriors.

Interesting. I thought it was like Mortal

Kombat.

See if it plays like Dynasty Warriors. It

feels kind of weird. Okay, stupid

tutorials. I know how to play it. It feels

weird though, something very weird

about the way it plays.

Look at the enemies, they just— the hell

is this? It's so stupid.

They're just like a bunch of Bunch

of lifeless dolls just flying around.

It's definitely not like Chivalry 2.

Imagine, this is so different to Chivalry

2. On Chivalry 2, you're lucky to even get

like a couple of hits in.

There's just like stupid sheep standing

around. Look, they were

just standing there. They're idiots.

They're not even doing anything.

Look, why am I so tall as well? Look, I'm

huge compared to them. I can ride a horse.

They just stand around doing nothing.

This is so dumb. It doesn't even feel

good. To kill them.

There's barely any feeling of the weapon

hitting them. There's no satisfying

feeling of killing them either. They're so

stupid. Look at them. I can just

stand in the middle. Look, they don't even

do anything.

What? This has

to be the worst AI I've ever seen. Oh,

that guy hit me. He's like 2 heads shorter

than me. I'm like a 7-foot-tall monster

and they're like 5-foot midgets. Look how

short they are.

He's so small compared to me.

How do I do a special attack?

Yeah, I don't think I'd get this game.

It's just rubbish compared to Chivalry 2.

They don't even have shadows.

Look at this. What?

It's just like a lump of human bodies.

Yeah, this is so dumb.

Maybe it's because it's on really easy

mode. They're not doing anything, they're

just standing there.

So what am I supposed to do? I don't even

know. But you can just run into the enemy

lines. It's exactly like Dynasty Warriors.

It's just like complete ripoff.

Look at all the bodies.

Okay, this has to be the stupidest game

I've ever played. Can you imagine paying

for this? Look at this,

it's just boring.

Y followed by X. Oh, okay,

you can do like a combo.

Okay, I'm bored. So this is why

this game sucks. Pretty silly.

Maybe it gets better later, I don't know,

but it's just kind of boring.