why Rogue Company on Switch SUCKS

Hello and welcome to my review of this new

game called Rogue— Rogue Company.

Just got it on my Switch and I thought I'd

try it out, see if it's any good.

Probably won't be any good. I bet it's

gonna suck. So I saw Dr Disrespect

play this game a couple times and it was

like a What's it like?

It's a game where you shoot people in some

kind of arena, and there's different

characters, they have different abilities,

and it's third person over the shoulder,

and it's taking forever to load. Okay,

let's have a look at the characters. We

have 6 characters available.

I have no idea who does what.

So I chose my guy. I have to lock him in.

Turn up the sound a bit.

What is this stupid cinematic? Just start

the stupid game.

I'd love it if they just made some kind of

Rainbow Six ripoff game for the Switch.

Oh look, so we're in the game. Uh, it

actually looks quite good. I have to say

the graphics are not bad.

So if I press right shoulder button,

switches shoulder. That's aim.

Uh, oh, we also have money to buy new

stuff. I don't have any money. So A

jumps, B rolls. Oh,

it's like Fortnite where you jump off

somewhere and you paraglide down.

Enemies have the site, stop them! I wonder

if you can drive the car. No, you can't.

I'm down! He's down straight

So how do I res someone? Oh no, I'm

getting shot at, so I'm dead.

At least I got one shot.

Hmm, my first impressions are

not really impressed. Just seems like a

dumb shooter.

And then the round only lasted about 20

seconds, and I have to wait for the

loading screens all over again. Oh, so

I've got money this time. I can buy a new

weapon. Maybe I'll buy this and an axe.

There's one annoying thing, um, the

vibration settings need to be switched

off. I hate it when they automatically set

The vibration— they put the vibration

settings on as default. It's really

irritating, and then I have to find out

how to disable it. Vibration off.

I don't want my hands shaking.

What's happening? The hell was that?

Oh, maybe because I didn't leave the

spaceship thing.

Oh, you can jump over edges.

I didn't turn off the vibration.

What the hell is happening?

Ah yeah, it's a stupid vibration.

It's putting me off. Vibration off.

Where's X?

It kind of reminds me of Fortnite, but

without the building and without the

scavenging. Because you, you paraglide out

of something and then you have that revive

ability. But then it's

also kind of like Team Fortress

but without the bomb crate thing that you

I do like the way you get money and you

can upgrade stuff. That's quite a nice

feature.

Okay, I have no idea what was that. What

was that? My special ability, and I just

walked into a bomb. Okay, this game sucks.

This team, team member is AFK.

Great.

It's kind of annoying when you die and

then you have nothing to do. At least in

Fortnite— well, in Fortnite,

if I died, I would just exit the game and

start a new game.

Look, she's AFK.

I just feel like this game's so pointless.

It doesn't do anything new or interesting

or unique.

It's just a pretty bland Shooter.

Maybe if I wait here, I can ambush them.

Whoa! I didn't think someone would

actually come. I took out one of them,

but now she's getting revived. Yeah, I

don't like this game.

It's like you wait 2 minutes so you can

play for 20 seconds, and then you have to

wait 2 minutes. It's just— it just feels

like most of the time you're just waiting.

Not enough action. Rounds are

too quick. This stupid

waiting in the spaceship thing and then

having to jump down like this takes way

too much time. We should

just start off on the map. I hate it when

they make you jump down from the sky.

It's not— it's not fun.

Oh,

and then I can knock someone down, but I

can never seem to kill them. They get

But it does look good. It's kind of

impressive they, they put it on the

Switch. I thought it would just be a PC

game.

It's also good that it's a free game

because there's no way I would pay for it.

I guess they're hoping people would buy

skins and upgrades and stuff like that.

But they're not going to make any money

off me. I'm the one that's going to make

the money.

Oh look, there's different game modes.

So there's extraction,

fight to detonate a bomb, demolition,

Defend a bomb. Strikeout respawn

mode where teams compete to control the

objective. Eliminate the other team's

tickets. Okay,

I don't know. I just want to jump

in and shoot people. I don't want to

protect or defend or hack some kind of

bomb. I just want to shoot stuff.

It's like World of Warcraft. They kept

refusing to add a battleground where you

can just kill each other. They only added

battlegrounds where there was some stupid

objective like capture the flag or control

3 flags or

control bases and collect resources.

Everyone just wanted a battleground where

you could just go in and fight people,

but For some reason Blizzard kept refusing

to do that.

I'm not really sure why.

Okay, let's try a different character this

time. Try this first

guy, Anvil.

I'm really looking for a new online

multiplayer shooting game for the Switch.

I used to play Fortnite, but ever since I

found out some players were not real

people and they were bots, I kind of lost

interest in Fortnite. It's just not as fun

when you know that half the people you're

playing against aren't even real people.

It doesn't feel challenging.

He looks like that guy from that TV show

Red Dwarf. What's his name? Craig Davis.

He looks exactly

like him. Is he

modeled off of Craig Davis? Is it Craig

Davis? I forgot. Craig something.

Problem is, I don't really understand the

gadgets and the equipment. And I'm too

lazy to read it.

What if I fly into this lamppost? Oh,

so maybe if we stick together and

don't stay out in the open, it's not a

This pistol does such little damage.

Oh, I actually killed someone. Well,

knocked him down.

Why are they just staying up there?

The hell?

Ah, my neighbors are back home. They're so

noisy.

Well, I did quite good that round.

Managed to knock some people out. I guess

I'll play a bit more of this game. Maybe I

will like it.

I think I'd give it a 6 out of 10.