why i REGRET buying ELDEN RING

Daniel livestreamed playing Elden Ring on PC using mouse and keyboard, criticizing its controls, prompt mapping, latency, camera movement, and early boss encounters before stopping play and requesting a refund.

Daniel contrasted Elden Ring with titles such as Hitman 3, New World, Kingdom Come: Deliverance, and The Witcher 3, expressing a strong preference for interactive elements, detailed settings, or human opponents.

Daniel discussed YouTube strategy, view counts, and revenue, noting that videos covering trending releases or urging people not to buy outperform personal vlogs, train travel videos, or direct live streams.

Daniel addressed audience comments regarding past personal history, including a past marriage in Japan, family photographs, online dating, and past drama, while exploring future relationship content.

Daniel commented on personal investments and geopolitical developments, including stock purchases in Bank of America and Facebook, anticipated interest rate hikes, and proposals regarding the Russia-Ukraine war.

Elden Ring gameplay critiques, controller prompts on PC, and refund decisions.

YouTube channel analytics, video revenue, and shifts toward gaming journalism versus drama content.

Comparisons of Elden Ring to Hitman 3, Kingdom Come: Deliverance, New World, and other titles.

Financial investments in Bank of America and Facebook, and commentary on the Federal Reserve.

Geopolitical opinions concerning Russia, Ukraine, NATO, and historical comparisons.

Personal background, dating life, travel ideas, and audience interactions.

Daniel launched Elden Ring on PC, arranged the stream window next to chat, and skipped the opening cutscene.

Daniel died to the initial tutorial boss and respawned after a loading screen.

Daniel entered Limgrave, engaged an overworld boss, died after being hit twice, and respawned near an elevator.

Daniel activated a site of grace in Limgrave.

Daniel purchased approximately $1,500 of Bank of America stock.

Daniel checked Steam playtime and observed 40 minutes played.

Daniel acquired a whetstone knife and the Ash of War Storm Stomp while exploring a dungeon.

Daniel quit playing Elden Ring and filed a refund request to his Visa account.

Jenkins joined Daniel's Premium Club during the livestream.

Whether stream audio was operating properly at the start of the broadcast.

Whether Elden Ring handles better using an Xbox controller than keyboard and mouse.

Whether players are designed to beat the opening tutorial boss encounter.

Whether the game crashed or was loading following Daniel's initial defeat.

Whether George R.R. Martin contributed to the visual art design of Elden Ring.

Whether Daniel should keep the game or request a £50 refund given dissatisfaction with it.

How to execute jump, climb, crouch, or sneak-attack moves within the game.

What benefits are obtained from slaying enemies, including points or respawn mechanics.

Whether bank stocks will gain value following the FOMC meeting or decline.

What the invasion mechanics and overarching story of Elden Ring involve.

The country of residence of the person Daniel converses with online.

Whether Daniel received a financial donation during the livestream.

The exact key combination required to two-hand the halberd or activate specific armament abilities.

The precise CPM revenue rate that Daniel's video will earn.

Whether the mountain environment in Kingdom Come: Deliverance is set in Hungary.

Whether bypassing cutscenes precluded Daniel from understanding the story and characters.

Whether monetization remained active on the stream while Daniel checked advertisement settings.

The exact number of days or weeks Daniel has been at home since returning.

Whether Daniel will broadcast a stream the following day.

Whether Daniel has found a partner or will produce collaborative drama content with her.