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Setting things on fire with the Hong Kong guy
2019-11-06 · 12 min
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We're in Shin-Osaka looking for
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0:01–0:05 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_0fireworks. We have to find it.
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0:05–0:07 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_1This place looks like Korea. Lots of big
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0:10–0:13 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_2buildings. Korean girls are really—
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0:13–0:18 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_3Korean girls are what? They're really
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0:18–0:21 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_4open. Open. This place looks just
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0:21–0:24 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_5like Korea. Very dull, very boring.
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0:25–0:26 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_6Someone's ringing me. Hello.
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0:28–0:29 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_7I don't think they have fireworks here.
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0:32–0:34 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_8Looks kind of cheap. Cheap store for
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0:36–0:41 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_9cheap people. Coming across.
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0:41–0:43 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_10We still haven't found any fireworks.
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1:07–1:09 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_11Soon, really soon.
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1:11–1:13 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_12I hope so. I swear we've been walking
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1:15–1:17 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_13around for ages. Nothing, no fireworks.
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1:17–1:21 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_14This is a weird area. Looks kind
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1:35–1:38 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_15of shady.
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1:39–1:39 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_16Show me the fireworks. Oh, you feel
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1:54–1:59 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_17me? Yeah. See, they only sell fireworks in
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1:59–2:03 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_18Japan in summer, but I asked every single
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2:03–2:06 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_19door and finally we find it. Ta-da!
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2:06–2:09 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_20¥600. I work hard for this.
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2:11–2:14 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_21Let me see.
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2:15–2:15 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_22We have the fireworks. Now we're going to
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2:23–2:25 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_23go over to the river. Oh, the floor's wet.
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2:25–2:29 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_24The ground's wet. Yeah, it's wet. These
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2:29–2:33 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_25aren't fireworks that shoot up into the
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2:33–2:35 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_26sky. I think they're just like sparkling
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2:35–2:37 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_27things. This looks really creepy with
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2:37–2:41 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_28the light.
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2:41–2:41 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_29Uh-huh. He's setting up his new GoPro.
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2:48–2:50 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_30Where's your GoPro? My GoPro is
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2:51–2:54 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_31here. Brand new Hero
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2:54–2:59 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_327, just like mine. And we have the same
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2:59–3:03 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_33selfie stick grip thing.
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3:04–3:05 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_34It's pretty good. I like a thick
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3:06–3:10 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_35selfie stick to grip on. They should
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3:11–3:14 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_36sponsor us, GoPro. So that's what
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3:15–3:18 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_37it looks like. It looks like a Pocky
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3:18–3:20 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_38stick, and then you can stick them into
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3:20–3:22 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_39the ground like this, I guess. You should
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3:23–3:25 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_40read that, I think. Oh, it's burning!
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3:25–3:28 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_41Move back! Nah, it's okay. Nothing's
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3:29–3:32 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_42happening. Maybe you do it the wrong
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3:33–3:36 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_43way. Wait, I'm gonna try holding this one.
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3:37–3:38 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_44Okay, you're gonna film me? Okay, you
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3:38–3:40 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_45light me— light me up, Daniel! Oh my God,
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3:40–3:44 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_46it sounds so wrong.
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3:44–3:44 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_47Nothing's happening. We got scammed.
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3:49–3:51 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_48Okay, um,
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3:56–4:00 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_49now what? Wave it around or something?
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4:00–4:02 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_50You should try it, it's okay.
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4:05–4:06 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_51You can see the smoke. It looks pretty
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4:10–4:11 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_52cool, actually. Oh, that's that's the
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4:11–4:13 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_53firework. You trick me.
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4:13–4:16 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_54I can't feel my thumb. Wait, you want to
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4:18–4:21 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_55do the lighting? I thought that person
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4:22–4:22 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_56came to tell us off. No, I don't do the
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4:22–4:26 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_57lighting now. My thumb hurts. My thumb has
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4:26–4:29 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_58gone numb. Okay, then then I do the
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4:29–4:31 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_59lighting. You hold it. I don't want to
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4:31–4:32 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_60hold it. Come on, it's one way. That was
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4:33–4:35 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_61really painful. Oh, that one's quite
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4:35–4:39 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_62good actually.
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4:39–4:40 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_63This one's more interesting.
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4:42–4:43 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_64Campfire built with fireworks.
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4:51–4:53 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_65We're making it so the tips touch.
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4:55–4:58 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_66You need to be able to touch. How creative
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4:59–5:02 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_67is this?
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5:03–5:06 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_68Is it good? We're gonna try this one.
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5:09–5:10 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_69We're gonna light this up. Yeah, it looks
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5:10–5:11 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_70pretty good. You can use this stick.
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5:11–5:13 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_71Daniel sensei,
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5:14–5:15 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_72it's your turn to light
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5:15–5:18 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_73it. You use the stick. Use the stick? You
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5:19–5:21 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_74mean here or here? The other end. The
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5:21–5:23 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_75other way, right? The end that's not going
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5:23–5:24 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_76to explode.
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5:24–5:24 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_77Okay, quick.
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5:32–5:33 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_78Oh, move! No, no, yeah,
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5:36–5:37 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_79no, yeah, no, yeah. Ah, nice.
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5:40–5:42 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_80There's about 10 of them in there.
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5:52–5:54 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_81It just looks like a fire now.
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6:01–6:02 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_82Tissues work. Yeah, tissue was a good
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6:13–6:15 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_83idea. What's this tent along
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6:16–6:20 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_84the river? Sorry. It says
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6:20–6:25 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_85water, water station, water station for
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6:25–6:28 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_86runners. What's inside?
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6:29–6:37 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_87Oh, interesting.
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6:37–6:38 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_88Hello? Hello?
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6:40–6:43 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_89Lovely view of the river.
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7:04–7:07 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_90I can't really see much.
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7:10–7:11 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_91Osaka City.
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7:15–7:16 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_92See if we need
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7:24–7:31 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_93a rubber band. You could tie them
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7:32–7:35 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_94together using a piece of grass. Can you
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7:35–7:38 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_95do that? I'm not very good at doing the
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7:39–7:40 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_96You put too many.
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7:49–7:53 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_97Go closer, I want a thumbnail. Thumbnail.
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7:57–8:01 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_98Can you send me
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8:04–8:08 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_99that too? Do you
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8:08–8:12 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_100think someone noticed that? People over
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8:12–8:14 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_101there.
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8:15–8:15 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_102Let's see
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8:17–8:20 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_103the damage. Whoa, it's marked
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8:21–8:25 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_104the stone white.
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8:25–8:27 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_105That was really good. We got one more bag.
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8:32–8:35 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_106Okay, light, light the rest. Okay,
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8:37–8:40 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_107nothing's happening.
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8:54–8:58 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_108It takes time.
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8:59–8:59 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_109Wow,
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9:13–9:13 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_110wow.
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9:19–9:20 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_111Very nice.
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9:31–9:32 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_112Beautiful.
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9:36–9:37 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_113Well, it wasn't
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9:49–9:52 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_114as impressive the second time. The first
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9:52–9:55 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_115time was more explosive. It was more of a
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9:56–9:58 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_116What do we do now?
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10:10–10:10 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_117People are You're
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10:16–10:20 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_118a man-child, but actually I'm one too.
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10:21–10:22 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_119Count me in.
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10:22–10:23 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_120Two man-child here. Hi. Two over
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10:26–10:29 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_121thirty-year-olds playing with fireworks,
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10:29–10:31 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_122and there's nothing wrong with it.
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10:33–10:34 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_123Still burning. Yep.
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10:38–10:41 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_124So make sure the fires go off.
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10:41–10:44 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_125I hope we don't burn the whole river.
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10:50–10:51 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_126Good thing we are closer to the water, so
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10:54–10:55 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_127it's okay. And we have lots of sand here.
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10:56–10:58 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_128Wait, the grass is catching on fire! What
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11:02–11:04 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_129should we do? It's nice and warm.
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11:05–11:08 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_130It's like campfire.
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11:08–11:09 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_131It's getting a bit big, isn't it?
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11:17–11:18 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_132I hope it doesn't go out of control.
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11:21–11:23 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_133Easy, huh?
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11:30–11:31 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_134Ta-da! Nice. Okay, let's go home.
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11:38–11:41 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_135Bye!
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