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Setting things on fire with the Hong Kong guy

2019-11-06 · 12 min

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  1. We're in Shin-Osaka looking for

    Segment details0:01–0:05 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_0
  2. fireworks. We have to find it.

    Segment details0:05–0:07 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_1
  3. This place looks like Korea. Lots of big

    Segment details0:10–0:13 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_2
  4. buildings. Korean girls are really—

    Segment details0:13–0:18 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_3
  5. Korean girls are what? They're really

    Segment details0:18–0:21 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_4
  6. open. Open. This place looks just

    Segment details0:21–0:24 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_5
  7. like Korea. Very dull, very boring.

    Segment details0:25–0:26 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_6
  8. Someone's ringing me. Hello.

    Segment details0:28–0:29 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_7
  9. I don't think they have fireworks here.

    Segment details0:32–0:34 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_8
  10. Looks kind of cheap. Cheap store for

    Segment details0:36–0:41 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_9
  11. cheap people. Coming across.

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  12. We still haven't found any fireworks.

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  13. Soon, really soon.

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  14. I hope so. I swear we've been walking

    Segment details1:15–1:17 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_13
  15. around for ages. Nothing, no fireworks.

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  16. This is a weird area. Looks kind

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  17. of shady.

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  18. Show me the fireworks. Oh, you feel

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  19. me? Yeah. See, they only sell fireworks in

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  20. Japan in summer, but I asked every single

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  21. door and finally we find it. Ta-da!

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  22. ¥600. I work hard for this.

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  23. Let me see.

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  24. We have the fireworks. Now we're going to

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  25. go over to the river. Oh, the floor's wet.

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  26. The ground's wet. Yeah, it's wet. These

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  27. aren't fireworks that shoot up into the

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  28. sky. I think they're just like sparkling

    Segment details2:35–2:37 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_27
  29. things. This looks really creepy with

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  30. the light.

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  31. Uh-huh. He's setting up his new GoPro.

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  32. Where's your GoPro? My GoPro is

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  33. here. Brand new Hero

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  34. 7, just like mine. And we have the same

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  35. selfie stick grip thing.

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  36. It's pretty good. I like a thick

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  37. selfie stick to grip on. They should

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  38. sponsor us, GoPro. So that's what

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  39. it looks like. It looks like a Pocky

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  40. stick, and then you can stick them into

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  41. the ground like this, I guess. You should

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  42. read that, I think. Oh, it's burning!

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  43. Move back! Nah, it's okay. Nothing's

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  44. happening. Maybe you do it the wrong

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  45. way. Wait, I'm gonna try holding this one.

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  46. Okay, you're gonna film me? Okay, you

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  47. light me— light me up, Daniel! Oh my God,

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  48. it sounds so wrong.

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  49. Nothing's happening. We got scammed.

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  50. Okay, um,

    Segment details3:56–4:00 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_49
  51. now what? Wave it around or something?

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  52. You should try it, it's okay.

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  53. You can see the smoke. It looks pretty

    Segment details4:10–4:11 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_52
  54. cool, actually. Oh, that's that's the

    Segment details4:11–4:13 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_53
  55. firework. You trick me.

    Segment details4:13–4:16 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_54
  56. I can't feel my thumb. Wait, you want to

    Segment details4:18–4:21 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_55
  57. do the lighting? I thought that person

    Segment details4:22–4:22 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_56
  58. came to tell us off. No, I don't do the

    Segment details4:22–4:26 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_57
  59. lighting now. My thumb hurts. My thumb has

    Segment details4:26–4:29 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_58
  60. gone numb. Okay, then then I do the

    Segment details4:29–4:31 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_59
  61. lighting. You hold it. I don't want to

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  62. hold it. Come on, it's one way. That was

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  63. really painful. Oh, that one's quite

    Segment details4:35–4:39 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_62
  64. good actually.

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  65. This one's more interesting.

    Segment details4:42–4:43 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_64
  66. Campfire built with fireworks.

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  67. We're making it so the tips touch.

    Segment details4:55–4:58 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_66
  68. You need to be able to touch. How creative

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  69. is this?

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  70. Is it good? We're gonna try this one.

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  71. We're gonna light this up. Yeah, it looks

    Segment details5:10–5:11 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_70
  72. pretty good. You can use this stick.

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  73. Daniel sensei,

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  74. it's your turn to light

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  75. it. You use the stick. Use the stick? You

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  76. mean here or here? The other end. The

    Segment details5:21–5:23 · rev_328f49c2b5a4dbb05f1369589f31f2b7_75
  77. other way, right? The end that's not going

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  78. to explode.

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  79. Okay, quick.

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  80. Oh, move! No, no, yeah,

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  81. no, yeah, no, yeah. Ah, nice.

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  82. There's about 10 of them in there.

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  83. It just looks like a fire now.

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  84. Tissues work. Yeah, tissue was a good

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  85. idea. What's this tent along

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  86. the river? Sorry. It says

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  87. water, water station, water station for

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  88. runners. What's inside?

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  89. Oh, interesting.

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  90. Hello? Hello?

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  91. Lovely view of the river.

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  92. I can't really see much.

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  93. Osaka City.

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  94. See if we need

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  95. a rubber band. You could tie them

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  96. together using a piece of grass. Can you

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  97. do that? I'm not very good at doing the

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  98. You put too many.

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  99. Go closer, I want a thumbnail. Thumbnail.

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  100. Can you send me

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  101. that too? Do you

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  102. think someone noticed that? People over

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  103. there.

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  104. Let's see

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  105. the damage. Whoa, it's marked

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  106. the stone white.

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  107. That was really good. We got one more bag.

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  108. Okay, light, light the rest. Okay,

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  109. nothing's happening.

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  110. It takes time.

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  111. Wow,

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  112. wow.

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  113. Very nice.

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  114. Beautiful.

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  115. Well, it wasn't

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  116. as impressive the second time. The first

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  117. time was more explosive. It was more of a

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  118. What do we do now?

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  119. People are You're

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  120. a man-child, but actually I'm one too.

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  121. Count me in.

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  122. Two man-child here. Hi. Two over

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  123. thirty-year-olds playing with fireworks,

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  124. and there's nothing wrong with it.

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  125. Still burning. Yep.

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  126. So make sure the fires go off.

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  127. I hope we don't burn the whole river.

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  128. Good thing we are closer to the water, so

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  129. it's okay. And we have lots of sand here.

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  130. Wait, the grass is catching on fire! What

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  131. should we do? It's nice and warm.

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  132. It's like campfire.

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  133. It's getting a bit big, isn't it?

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  134. I hope it doesn't go out of control.

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  135. Easy, huh?

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  136. Ta-da! Nice. Okay, let's go home.

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  137. Bye!

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