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Exploring Nara in Japan [_x5Zyr5qOAU]
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Test time.
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2:45–2:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_0I had a problem with my cable. It's doing
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3:06–3:09 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1that thing again.
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3:09–3:09 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2Wait, it keeps saying charging but it's
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3:12–3:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3not actually charging.
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3:14–3:14 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4You have to fiddle with the wire to fix
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3:26–3:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5I want to feed the deer.
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3:46–4:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_6I don't know if I can stream going back to
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4:12–4:14 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_7Osaka because the train went into a
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4:14–4:16 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_8tunnel. There's a big mountain in between.
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4:17–4:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_9It was in the tunnel for like 5 minutes,
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4:20–4:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_10at least a few minutes.
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4:23–4:24 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_11Yeah, I came
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4:46–4:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_12to Nara. Just got here.
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4:51–4:52 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_13I don't know how to get back though.
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4:58–4:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_14Probably have to end the stream in the
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4:59–5:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_15train. It's definitely going to disconnect
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5:02–5:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_16in the tunnel. There's a massive mountain
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5:05–5:08 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_17in between Osaka and here,
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5:09–5:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_18so the train goes into the tunnel for a
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5:16–5:18 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_19few minutes.
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5:18–5:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_20Where's that restaurant I went to? I might
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5:22–5:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_21go to that restaurant I took my girlfriend
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5:26–5:28 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_22to and the other woman to. My third
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5:28–5:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_23time.
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5:33–5:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_24Why is everyone leaving? Everyone's
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5:42–5:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_25walking the other way. Oh my God,
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5:44–5:47 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_26it's like everyone's
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5:48–5:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_27leaving now. It's only 5 PM.
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5:52–5:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_28Yeah, I've only got about 24
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5:58–6:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_29days of this IRL streaming nightmare.
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6:03–6:07 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_30I can't wait to go home.
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6:08–6:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_31I'm like
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6:13–6:28 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_32the only I'm the only one going this way.
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6:28–6:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_33The hell? Look,
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6:32–6:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_34there's no one coming with me apart
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6:36–6:39 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_35from these 2,
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6:40–6:40 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_36and there's no one selling the biscuits.
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6:43–6:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_37I can't see anyone selling biscuits.
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6:48–6:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_38Closed. What? Usually there's people
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7:02–7:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_39selling biscuits on this road.
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7:05–7:06 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_40Yeah. Uh, smells like poo.
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7:11–7:15 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_41Ah.
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7:20–7:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_42Pretend I got biscuits.
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7:28–7:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_43That one's massive.
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7:41–7:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_44Maybe if
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7:44–7:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_45I use a pine cone, I can trick it.
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7:50–7:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_46I think the last train is 10:30 PM, so I
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8:11–8:14 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_47need to get on that train and then head
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8:15–8:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_48back. Uh, poo everywhere.
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8:17–8:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_49I miss the deer.
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8:27–8:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_50Oh, it stinks here.
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8:32–8:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_51What happened with his girlfriend?
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8:37–8:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_52Nothing happened. Well, actually Why
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8:42–8:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_53aren't
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8:56–9:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_54there many deer? There should be way more.
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9:01–9:03 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_55I heard they go home into the forest
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9:04–9:06 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_56around 6 or 7 PM, but it's only 5 PM.
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9:08–9:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_57They got Hello Cycling bikes. I can cycle
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9:15–9:18 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_58back to Osaka. I'm not going there.
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9:18–9:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_59The video is titled something about what?
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9:28–9:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_60I mean, you only click my stream because
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9:32–9:34 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_61of the title.
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9:34–9:34 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_62What?
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9:37–9:37 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_63I feel like 80% of my subs only click on
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9:41–9:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_64my stuff because of the title and no other
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9:44–9:46 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_65Lame.
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9:52–9:52 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_66Why do the Japanese
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9:55–10:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_67girls sound drunk all the time?
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10:01–10:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_68Hmm, well, now it's boring.
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10:28–10:30 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_69I don't know what happened to the American
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10:56–10:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_70guy. He's like very quiet now.
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10:58–11:00 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_71I thought he wasn't in his room, but his
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11:02–11:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_72shoes were there and he was in the room.
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11:04–11:06 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_73And then he was like swearing.
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11:08–11:09 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_74I think he spilled his drink on his
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11:12–11:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_75computer, maybe.
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11:13–11:14 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_76And then he had a shower at 2 AM in the
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11:19–11:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_77morning, which was kind of annoying.
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11:21–11:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_78And then he did English lessons all day,
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11:30–11:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_796 AM until, I don't know, at least 8 PM.
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11:36–11:40 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_80Do they
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12:27–12:38 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_81eat leaves?
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12:38–12:39 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_82Hello, is anyone there?
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12:42–12:43 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_83Chat's not moving at all.
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12:46–12:47 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_84Wake up, guys!
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12:51–12:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_85Oh, maybe I touched this one.
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13:00–13:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_86It's coming. Uh, I don't have
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13:06–13:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_87anything. Its nose is
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13:11–13:14 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_88all wet. I remember when I poked its back
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13:14–13:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_895 years ago and people were saying don't
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13:18–13:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_90poke their backs because it hurts. It
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13:20–13:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_91doesn't hurt, what are they talking about?
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13:23–13:24 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_92Uh, I've got nose slime on my finger.
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13:24–13:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_93Why aren't there any people selling the
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13:43–13:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_94biscuits? Damn, that guy's camera is
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13:45–13:46 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_95massive. Look at that guy's camera,
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13:47–13:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_96it's like 4K DSLR, massive gimbal.
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13:53–13:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_97Jesus, what kind of video is he making?
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14:01–14:03 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_98Look at that thing, it's like a hammer.
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14:04–14:07 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_994K walker.
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14:11–14:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_100Damn,
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14:14–14:16 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_101that guy's camera.
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14:17–14:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_102See it? Rambalak. That's probably what
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14:25–14:28 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_103Rambalak uses, some massive gimbal,
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14:29–14:30 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_104massive camera.
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14:31–14:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_105Sora is walking across Tokyo,
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16:25–16:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_106copying me.
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16:29–16:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_107That was Japan Explorer. Really?
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16:40–16:43 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_108Do you know what he looks like?
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16:43–16:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_109Well, if he posts a video in Nara today or
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17:02–17:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_110tomorrow, then we know it's him. But who
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17:05–17:07 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_111cares? It's not interesting.
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17:08–17:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_112It's interesting if it's an actual real
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17:13–17:16 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_113YouTuber like Chris Broad or PewDiePie,
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17:16–17:18 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_114but somebody just walks around like
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17:19–17:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_115faceless holding a camera filming walking
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17:22–17:24 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_116is boring. Why do you want to watch
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17:24–17:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_117somebody walks around forever. You don't
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17:27–17:30 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_118even see what they look like or anything.
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17:30–17:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_119Might as well just be a robot.
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17:32–17:34 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_120Faceless YouTubers, who cares? Don't care
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17:37–17:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_121if he gets 10 million views a video,
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17:41–17:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_122but it's boring content just walking
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17:45–17:47 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_123around not talking to any people.
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17:48–17:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_124Damn, I'm getting flashbacks from when I
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17:54–17:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_125had that last date with the ginger British
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17:57–17:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_126girlfriend, cuz our last date we went to
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17:59–18:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_127some deer park as well. She was weird,
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18:02–18:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_128she didn't touch me, and then when I tried
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18:04–18:06 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_129touching her, she kind of leaned away.
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18:06–18:09 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_130I guess she just wants to do one last date
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18:13–18:14 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_131to see if she felt anything. Don't know
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18:15–18:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_132how girls go from one minute they're in
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18:18–18:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_133love with you and then you just ignore
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18:19–18:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_134them for a few weeks and then all of a
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18:21–18:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_135sudden they've lost their feelings.
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18:23–18:24 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_136They're so on and off. If I have cereal
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18:25–18:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_137with a girl, 2 years later, 3 years later,
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18:29–18:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_138I still want to have cereal with them.
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18:32–18:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_139Why would I say no? Imagine saying no
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18:34–18:37 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_140to cereal if your ex just suddenly offers
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18:37–18:39 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_141it a couple years later.
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18:39–18:40 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_142Yeah, I didn't talk to her for a few weeks
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18:43–18:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_143because I went to Malaysia. She didn't
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18:44–18:46 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_144talk to me either, so I couldn't be
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18:47–18:47 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_145bothered. Then I got back from Malaysia
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18:48–18:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_146and I just said, hey, I'm back, when can
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18:50–18:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_147we meet? So we met up and then she was all
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18:53–18:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_148weird. And then after that last date, I
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18:55–18:57 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_149didn't talk to her again for a couple
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18:57–18:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_150weeks. And then I met her again, she just
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18:59–19:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_151said, oh, I thought you also lost
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19:01–19:03 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_152interest. I never really was interested in
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19:03–19:06 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_153the first place.
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19:07–19:07 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_154I think if any of my exes messaged me, I
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19:12–19:14 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_155wouldn't ignore them. I mean, I would
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19:14–19:16 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_156ignore them now because I've got a
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19:16–19:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_157girlfriend. But you can tell everyone here
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19:17–19:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_158is foreigners because they do this dumb
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19:20–19:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_159stuff like ripping leaves off trees.
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19:21–19:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_160You'd never see a Japanese person. It's
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19:25–19:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_161just embarrassing. You're like 35 years
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19:27–19:28 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_162old or more, you're jumping up and down
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19:28–19:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_163ripping leaves off trees like a kid.
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19:31–19:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_164You can tell everyone here is like some
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19:34–19:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_165spastic foreigner.
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19:36–19:40 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_166Look at the deer. Yeah, you can't get the
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19:41–19:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_167leaf. There's tons of leaves on the floor,
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19:44–19:46 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_168why don't you just eat those?
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19:46–19:47 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_169Look at this guy, he's just ripping the
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19:54–19:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_170tree to bits.
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19:59–19:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_171I kind of want to get a leaf as well now.
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20:14–20:16 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_172Can I ride the deer?
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20:27–20:28 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_173Come here, I got biscuit. Not really.
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20:31–20:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_174It just blew on my hand like it's pissed
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20:38–20:40 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_175off. It just
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20:41–20:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_176went— I want to touch.
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20:45–20:46 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_177It's all bony,
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20:49–20:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_178it's not soft.
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20:51–20:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_179Meow meow. Why did it react to meow meow?
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20:56–20:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_180What? Can I give it a leaf? Here.
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21:03–21:07 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_181Oh my God, it nearly bit my finger.
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21:08–21:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_182Why didn't it just eat it off the ground?
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21:12–21:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_183Oh, it is. Maybe it's colorblind. It
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21:13–21:16 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_184doesn't know which one's the greeny ones,
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21:16–21:18 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_185the greenest.
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21:18–21:18 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_186What sounds do they react to?
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21:26–21:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_187Or— I don't know why there's no biscuit
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21:33–21:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_188selling people.
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21:35–21:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_189Oh my God, it's gone.
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21:41–21:43 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_190I should get a selfie for the
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21:56–22:00 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_191thumbnail.
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22:01–22:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_192I keep walking away.
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22:05–22:06 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_193Oh, this one.
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22:20–22:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_194Try and get this one.
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22:24–22:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_195I caught the selfie.
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22:59–23:00 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_196Can't they see I claim the deer? Why are
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23:08–23:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_197they coming up to my deer?
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23:10–23:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_198It wasn't a very good picture.
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23:16–23:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_199Try and get that one.
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23:22–23:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_200Uh, stop talking about Palestine-Israel,
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23:30–23:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_201Boris. What's there to talk about? It's
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23:32–23:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_202just 2 groups of people who hate each
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23:35–23:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_203other. The end.
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23:37–23:37 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_204Come here.
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23:47–23:48 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_205No.
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23:51–23:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_206They keep walking away when I try and get
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24:17–24:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_207a thumbnail.
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24:19–24:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_208I'm gonna get this one.
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24:41–24:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_209Ah, it's good enough.
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25:56–25:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_210Wow, only 50 viewers today.
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26:33–26:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_211Is it lagging? Oh crap,
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26:39–26:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_212I can't really go very deep into these
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26:49–26:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_213park things. You can
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26:51–26:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_214see the bitrate dropping.
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26:55–26:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_215I don't know what happened to Hong Kong
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27:01–27:03 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_216guy. It's not telling me when he's
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27:03–27:06 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_217through.
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27:06–27:06 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_218I need to go to Blood Bucket's house to
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27:12–27:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_219revive. Emergency resuscitation.
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27:14–27:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_220Back to Blood Bucket's house.
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27:20–27:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_221I'm gonna go back here.
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27:28–27:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_222こう運転は遅い。 It's
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27:47–29:09 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_223hard to talk here. There's endless amounts
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29:09–29:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_224of people behind me.
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29:11–29:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_225I don't know if I'd recommend coming to
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29:25–29:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_226Nara. It's kind of boring.
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29:27–29:28 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_227You just pet the deers for like 10 minutes
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29:31–29:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_228and then look at temples and then leave.
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29:33–29:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_229I think I'm getting hay fever in Japan. I
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30:36–30:38 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_230keep sneezing. I never used to get hay
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30:38–30:40 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_231fever here. I used to get it in England.
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30:40–30:43 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_232Now I'm getting it here too. I never had
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30:45–30:47 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_233hay fever in Japan before.
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30:47–30:48 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_234Weird. Unless I'm sick.
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30:51–30:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_235And Sora is trying to outdo Daniel as the
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30:58–30:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_236best YouTuber to stream and walk across
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31:00–31:03 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_237Japan. He's only walking 50 kilometers.
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31:03–31:07 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_238I usually do like 20 to 25. If I'm doing
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31:09–31:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_23950, I need a bicycle.
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31:12–31:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_240I don't think you can even walk halfway
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31:23–31:25 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_241through Tokyo if you're just doing 50 km.
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31:26–31:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_242It's probably like 200 km across Tokyo.
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31:30–31:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_243Oh my God, I can't see a thing. It's too
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31:38–31:39 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_244It's Sora
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31:43–31:47 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_245Witch, probably.
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31:47–31:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_246He bought a house, he's probably set for
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31:51–31:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_247life, so he just does these live streams
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31:54–31:57 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_248where his ultra fans give him money. Oh
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31:59–32:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_249well, thanks, AA.
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32:02–32:03 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_250Yeah, you can't really, um, say which side
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32:09–32:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_251you support because it's like so split.
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32:13–32:14 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_252No matter which side you choose, you'll
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32:15–32:16 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_253just piss off the other half, so it's best
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32:17–32:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_254not to say anything. I support both. I
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32:19–32:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_255mean, I don't support any side. I don't
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32:23–32:25 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_256know which is the correct answer.
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32:25–32:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_257There's like no right answer.
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32:29–32:30 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_258I don't— honestly, I don't actually
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32:37–32:39 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_259support any side because I'm neither
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32:39–32:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_260Muslim or Jewish, so don't really care.
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32:42–32:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_261They're not my people.
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32:48–32:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_262I don't know what temple this is. They all
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33:00–33:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_263look the same. I can't walk this way, the
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33:02–33:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_264sun's blinding me.
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33:06–33:06 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_265People are saying Israel is the deep
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33:13–33:15 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_266state. What do you think, true or false?
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33:16–33:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_267Oh, I saw this thing Saying,
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33:20–33:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_268you know the mustache man? They say he was
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33:24–33:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_269trying to expose the deep state.
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33:26–33:28 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_270There's all kinds of weird conspiracies
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33:33–33:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_271coming out now.
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33:35–33:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_272I feel like I came all this way for
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33:49–33:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_273nothing. Boring. How even
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33:51–33:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_274is there to do here apart from see the
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33:55–33:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_275deer? I came here with my girlfriend last
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33:57–34:00 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_276year. It was pretty fun.
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34:01–34:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_277I think my clickbait doesn't work anymore.
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34:35–34:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_278Hmm, what can we talk about?
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34:53–34:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_279Oh, I got, um, red wine last night.
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35:00–35:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_280And I got really drunk and I fell asleep.
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35:06–35:08 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_281That was the best part of yesterday. I
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35:08–35:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_282didn't realize I like red wine so much. I
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35:12–35:14 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_283didn't used to, but now I quite like it.
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35:14–35:16 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_284And I had my bento. I had it cold because
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35:18–35:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_285I couldn't be bothered to go downstairs
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35:21–35:24 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_286and did my laundry.
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35:24–35:25 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_287Very eventful day.
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35:28–35:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_288I got the tiny bottle like the one I had
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35:35–35:37 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_289with Blood Bucket. I drank about 3
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35:37–35:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_290quarters and then I just fell asleep.
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35:41–35:43 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_291Woke up— oh, ginger ale! How much is it
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35:45–35:48 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_292here? 150.
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35:49–35:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_293What does it mean when the lights are off?
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35:57–35:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_294Ah, the one with the ginger ale is off. I
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36:02–36:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_295think it's not in service or something.
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36:05–36:07 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_296I'll get a Sprite, 120.
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36:12–36:15 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_297The camera doesn't show it off. Yeah,
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36:46–36:48 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_298these lights, they're not on. Usually it
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36:48–36:52 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_299beeps. Oh, there is a flashing thing.
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36:52–36:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_300Maybe it is on. I don't know. I'll drink
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36:55–36:57 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_301my Sprite. Usually you press it and it
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36:57–37:00 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_302beeps. Oh, we can use Visa!
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37:00–37:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_303Didn't know that. Could have gotten 1%
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37:03–37:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_304cashback.
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37:05–37:06 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_305First Sprite of the day.
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37:12–37:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_306Not even 100 viewers today. What happened?
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37:38–37:39 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_307And I don't know, people are getting more
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37:40–37:43 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_308and more bored of the Japan streams. I
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37:43–37:46 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_309think,
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37:46–37:47 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_310I think people know what, what's going to
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37:53–37:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_311happen every stream,
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37:56–37:57 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_312and the clickbait doesn't work.
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38:00–38:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_313I don't really know what else to do apart
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38:04–38:06 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_314from just walking and getting drinks.
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38:06–38:07 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_315Well, only 20 days left and then I'm gone,
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38:29–38:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_316so you better enjoy. These streams whilst
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38:31–38:34 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_317I still do them. So when I get back to the
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38:35–38:38 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_318UK, I'm ditching my channel. I'm gonna
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38:38–38:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_319focus on gaming and tech.
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38:42–38:43 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_320But it's not clickbait. I am alone. Do you
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39:01–39:03 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_321see anyone here with me? Yeah, I
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39:04–39:06 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_322clickbaited. My secret friends are
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39:06–39:09 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_323actually hiding behind me. Say hi, guys.
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39:09–39:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_324I might go bar hopping with that Canadian
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39:18–39:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_325guy again on the weekend. He said he knows
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39:20–39:24 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_326Oh, I can't stop burping.
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39:37–39:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_327Goddamn gas.
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39:42–39:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_328I can't wait to leave the guest house. I
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40:30–40:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_329hate it there.
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40:32–40:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_330Doing everything or anything is so
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40:36–40:38 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_331stressful, like even taking out the
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40:39–40:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_332rubbish is stressful. So the rubbish gets
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40:42–40:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_333collected tomorrow, but I'm not allowed to
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40:45–40:48 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_334leave the rubbish outside until 10 PM
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40:48–40:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_335today. So I was going to leave it out
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40:51–40:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_336before leaving, but then I'd probably get
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40:54–40:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_337told off again. He'll be like, Daniel,
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40:56–40:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_338you cannot put the rubbish out until 10
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40:59–41:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_339PM. It's 5 PM. Please take your rubbish
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41:01–41:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_340back. I can't just leave it there for like
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41:05–41:07 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3415 hours. So I
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41:07–41:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_342would go back and then probably take the
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41:12–41:14 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_343rubbish out in the middle of the night for
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41:15–41:18 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_344tomorrow morning collection, and then
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41:18–41:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_345bottles have to be put out on Monday
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41:19–41:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_346morning or after 10 PM on Sunday.
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41:22–41:25 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_347It's so annoying.
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41:26–41:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_348Do you think I could bike back from Nara
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41:38–41:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_349to Osaka? It's only about 40 to 50
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41:41–41:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_350kilometers, so same as Kyoto. But the
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41:44–41:46 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_351problem is there's a big mountain in
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41:46–41:48 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_352front, in between of Osaka and Nara.
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41:48–41:52 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_353The train goes through a tunnel. I don't
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41:52–41:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_354know where the bike route— there might not
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41:55–41:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_355be a bike route, there might just be like
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41:56–41:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_356a motorway. Oh my God, I can't stop
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41:58–42:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_357burping.
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42:01–42:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_358Because if I get the train back, the
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42:05–42:07 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_359stream's gonna eff and I
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42:08–42:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_360won't get back out of the tunnel before
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42:12–42:14 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_361the stream ends and I have to start a new
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42:15–42:16 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_362stream, which is really annoying.
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42:16–42:18 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_363So I'm not sure what to do. The last train
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42:21–42:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_364comes at half 10. It's now 5:40.
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42:24–42:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_365I've only got about 4 hours,
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42:27–42:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_366less than 5 hours.
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42:31–42:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_367So that means today's stream is only going
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42:43–42:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_368to be like 5 or 6 hours unless I start
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42:45–42:48 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_369a new one when I get out of the tunnel.
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42:49–42:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_370Then I have to have 2 streams.
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42:50–42:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_371Which I don't really want, so I'm not
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42:54–42:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_372sure. Maybe I'll walk back.
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42:56–42:57 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_373How long do you think it would take to
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43:02–43:03 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_374walk back? How do I get over the mountain
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43:03–43:07 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_375though? Mountain's not that big, is it?
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43:07–43:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_376Let's see, I came all the way to Nara just
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43:17–43:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_377to leave.
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43:19–43:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_378Oh my God, 8 hours,
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43:33–43:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_37936 kilometers. I don't think I could
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43:36–43:39 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_380do that. Look.
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43:40–43:40 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_381That stupid mountain blocks the way.
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43:43–43:47 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_382How am I gonna get over the mountain,
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43:48–43:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_383walk through this town, and then— I don't
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43:51–43:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_384know what that is, maybe it's like a
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43:55–43:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_385tunnel. There's some golf course there.
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43:56–43:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_386Hmm, tricky.
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44:05–44:06 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_387No, that's way too much. 36 kilometers.
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44:22–44:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_388I reckon I could get to around here before
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44:27–44:30 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_389completely giving up.
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44:30–44:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_390If Google Maps says 8 hours, in reality
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44:34–44:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_391it's like 10 hours.
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44:36–44:37 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_392I don't
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44:51–44:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_393know why so many tourists come here. It's
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44:55–44:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_394not that good.
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44:57–44:57 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_395I think this is my 4th time here. I came
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45:22–45:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_396with Korean girlfriend 2010,
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45:26–45:28 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_397pineapple girlfriend 2017 or '18,
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45:31–45:34 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_398Thai girlfriend last year, and now by
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45:34–45:38 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_399There's just some big temple with a big
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45:49–45:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_400Buddha in it.
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45:51–45:52 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_401All the deer are gone, they've all run
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45:58–46:00 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_402back off to the woods.
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46:01–46:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_403Apparently they go into the woods to sleep
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46:07–46:09 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_404near the mountains, they don't hang around
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46:09–46:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_405Oh wow, thanks HK. What do you find
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46:23–46:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_406different about Japan from 2010 to now?
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46:26–46:28 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_407Nothing really,
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46:31–46:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_408exactly the same apart from you've got
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46:35–46:37 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_409these Hello Cycling bikes everywhere,
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46:37–46:39 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_410which is pretty good. Oh, I went on Google
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46:39–46:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_411Maps I could go back as far as 2009
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46:42–46:46 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_412around Umeda, and they didn't have
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46:46–46:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_413the Osaka Station roof bit where it's like
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46:50–46:52 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_414a slope like that. There was just no roof
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46:52–46:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_415bit. It looks kind of different,
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46:55–46:57 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_416but kind of mostly looked the same.
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47:01–47:03 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_417It's weird I don't remember going to Umeda
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47:08–47:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_418in 2010. You think you would have gone
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47:10–47:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_419there. I think I just spent
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47:12–47:16 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_420most of the days at the guest house.
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47:16–47:18 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_421I guess how different are you? Less
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47:59–48:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_422sociable. I think I'm just less sociable.
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48:01–48:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_423I've only spent— probably spent
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48:05–48:09 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_424less than 3 hours in the living room in
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48:10–48:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_425total. I tried eating dinner there once,
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48:11–48:14 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_426no one talked to me. Can't be bothered.
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48:14–48:16 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_427I think American guy goes down there
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48:19–48:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_428because he's not in his room around,
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48:21–48:25 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_429around 9 to 11.
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48:26–48:28 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_430I came back at 8 yesterday, I think, and
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48:31–48:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_431he wasn't in his room. So I'm thinking he
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48:33–48:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_432might have been in the living room because
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48:36–48:38 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_433he seems to know information about what's
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48:39–48:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_434going on. So I reckon he talks to people.
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48:41–48:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_435I feel too old. I feel like everyone's way
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48:47–48:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_436younger and it's weird, and I just can't
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48:50–48:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_437be bothered really. Bit. Boring,
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48:53–48:57 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_438boring conversation.
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48:57–48:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_439When I used to go, I would sit in the
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49:04–49:06 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_440living room all day long, every single
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49:07–49:09 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_441day, until people talk to me.
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49:09–49:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_442But then once you become friends with
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49:13–49:15 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_443them, you kind of get glued to them.
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49:16–49:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_444And that becomes your whole life, just
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49:19–49:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_445hanging out with those people.
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49:21–49:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_446If that happened, it would be hard to
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49:25–49:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_447I'm not really bothered. I met plenty of
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49:37–49:40 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_448people on this trip.
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49:40–49:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_449I feel satisfied. With what I've achieved.
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49:43–49:46 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_450Do
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49:55–49:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_451you have friends?
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49:59–50:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_452Maybe the Canadian guy is a friend. He
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50:05–50:07 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_453asked me if we can be friends. I said
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50:07–50:09 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_454okay. I think if
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50:10–50:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_455you meet up a second time, then you're
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50:14–50:15 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_456friends. Otherwise, you wouldn't meet them
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50:15–50:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_457a second time, would you?
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50:19–50:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_458Excuse me.
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50:45–50:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_459I wonder if he would be on stream— okay
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51:07–51:09 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_460with being on stream.
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51:10–51:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_461It's still a little bit suspicious he met
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51:28–51:30 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_462me outside of the meetup thing because,
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51:30–51:34 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_463you know, I was worried that the stalker
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51:34–51:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_464guy would come to the meetup because I
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51:36–51:38 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_465talked about the meetup and you could find
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51:38–51:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_466exactly what time and where it was being
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51:41–51:43 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_467held if you go onto the meetup app and
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51:43–51:46 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_468looked up meetups on that day. And so I
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51:46–51:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_469was a little bit worried the stalker would
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51:49–51:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_470come to the meetup Because I would have no
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51:53–51:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_471idea if he was the stalker or not.
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51:56–51:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_472That'd be funny if he was the stalker.
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51:59–52:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_473Are you afraid of him? Who, the stalker or
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52:14–52:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_474the Canadian guy? Now I'm not afraid of
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52:18–52:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_475the stalker. He didn't do anything. If he
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52:22–52:24 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_476could or was going to do something, he
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52:24–52:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_477would have done it, but he didn't. So
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52:27–52:30 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_478what's there to be scared of?
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52:30–52:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_479Everyone's leaving. Maybe I'll
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53:03–53:06 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_480get a hotel here tonight. Nah, waste of
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53:06–53:09 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_481Don't you ever see these families like
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53:34–53:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_482this dad, for example, and think,
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53:36–53:39 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_483that looks so boring, gotta drag your
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53:39–53:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_484annoying kids all over the place.
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53:43–53:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_485I always look at these dads and I think,
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53:48–53:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_486they must be really bored.
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53:52–53:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_487I would be bored. Or would I? If it
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53:56–54:00 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_488was my family, maybe it's different.
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54:00–54:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_489I miss being in a room without
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54:11–54:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_490being disturbed. I just make videos in it.
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54:17–54:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_491I kind of miss making videos. I was
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54:21–54:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_492looking at my second channel recently.
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54:23–54:25 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_493The second channel is still getting some
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54:30–54:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_494views even though I haven't made any
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54:32–54:34 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_495videos on it in over a month.
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54:34–54:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_496Some of the videos I made last year that
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54:42–54:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_497flopped have gotten some views now, which
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54:45–54:48 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_498is nice, like my review of my laptop.
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54:48–54:52 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_499It has like 30,000 views now.
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54:53–54:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_500I miss doing that. I miss just making
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54:57–54:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_501troll reviews, talking about tech and
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54:59–55:03 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_502I can't wait to get back into it when I
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55:09–55:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_503get back home.
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55:11–55:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_504Get back into Helldivers 2.
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55:19–55:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_505There's not really any tech that's
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55:32–55:34 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_506catching my eye right now though.
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55:35–55:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_507Maybe I'll buy an iPhone 15. And then
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55:42–55:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_508return it after using it for fun.
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55:45–55:47 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_509So bored.
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55:50–55:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_510No, I wasn't inspired by Michael Does
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56:01–56:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_511Life. I had no idea who he was until
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56:04–56:06 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_512people started writing his name. I wasn't
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56:06–56:09 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_513inspired by anything. I just randomly
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56:09–56:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_514found out if you tell people not to buy
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56:11–56:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_515stuff, they get pissed and they click it.
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56:13–56:15 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_516I think it was back in 2018, 2018 or
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56:15–56:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_517'19, I came across, I stumbled
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56:19–56:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_518across the do not buy title just by
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56:23–56:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_519chance. I didn't copy it from anyone,
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56:27–56:28 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_520it's my own idea.
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56:29–56:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_521Michael does life, he doesn't even review
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56:38–56:40 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_522it though, he just says the same thing in
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56:40–56:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_523every video and then he screams. He
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56:42–56:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_524doesn't actually make a proper review
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56:45–56:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_525that's believable, at least mine's like a
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56:49–56:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_526believable review.
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56:52–56:52 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_527That's why mine's better. That's why mine
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57:01–57:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_528gets a million views and his only gets
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57:05–57:07 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_529like 30K. You gotta trick
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57:07–57:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_530them into believing it's real.
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57:10–57:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_531That's why my main channel did so well for
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57:23–57:25 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_532a while, because people actually thought
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57:26–57:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_533it was all real. Until they start catching
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57:27–57:30 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_534on that I'm just trolling and
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57:30–57:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_535clickbaiting.
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57:31–57:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_536Is this Japan? Yes, it is.
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58:11–58:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_537I'm in Nara.
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58:16–58:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_538Look, 2 guys hanging out. It's kind
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58:25–58:28 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_539of gay. It doesn't look very Japanese-y.
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58:29–58:34 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_540Yeah, as soon as you get somewhere, go to
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58:34–58:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_541somewhere in Japan where there's barely
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58:37–58:38 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_542any buildings, Japan stops looking like
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58:38–58:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_543Japan. It's very weird.
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58:41–58:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_544I went to Nagano Prefecture a long time
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58:46–58:48 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_545ago and there were hardly any buildings.
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58:49–58:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_546Felt like I was back in the UK.
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58:50–58:52 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_547How was I able to work in Japan? What, in
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59:03–59:06 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5482012? I had the working holiday visa.
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59:06–59:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_549Siehst
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59:10–59:15 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_550du, der kommt.
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59:20–59:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_551Meow
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59:36–59:40 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_552meow. Bad mouth.
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59:40–59:46 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_553Meow meow. Oh, excuse me.
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59:52–59:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_554Hmm, maybe walk around a bit. I don't
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1:00:31–1:00:34 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_555really know where to go.
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1:00:34–1:00:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_556I don't really want to go that way because
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1:00:40–1:00:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_557it goes towards the mountains. Mountains
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1:00:42–1:00:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_558are bad for signals.
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1:00:46–1:00:46 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_559I could get a bicycle. Maybe later.
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1:00:54–1:00:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_560Daniel, too lazy to make ads revenue
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1:01:18–1:01:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_561videos. Why make
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1:01:21–1:01:24 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_562videos when I can just stream and it makes
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1:01:25–1:01:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_563more money. Even the ads from
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1:01:26–1:01:30 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_564the streams are more than the ads from the
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1:01:30–1:01:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_565Can't be bothered.
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1:01:40–1:01:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_566What am I going to make a video about?
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1:01:44–1:01:46 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_567There's no drama.
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1:01:47–1:01:47 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_568I don't want to talk about, you know,
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1:01:51–1:01:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_569stupid stuff anymore, like, oh, social
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1:01:53–1:01:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_570anxiety, boohoo.
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1:01:55–1:01:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_571It's just not fun talking about the
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1:01:57–1:02:00 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_572same thing over and over again.
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1:02:01–1:02:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_573And then if it's not fun, then the video
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1:02:04–1:02:07 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_574kind of sucks if I don't get into it.
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1:02:07–1:02:09 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_575Have I been to Yokohama? Yes, I have.
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1:02:16–1:02:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_576Gonna go again this month later.
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1:02:21–1:02:24 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_577You really do run out of stuff to talk
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1:02:50–1:02:52 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_578about after you've done YouTube for a long
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1:02:52–1:02:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_579time.
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1:02:54–1:02:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_580Oh look, is that my favorite restaurant?
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1:03:25–1:03:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_581I might go there. I don't know
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1:03:27–1:03:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_582if they play music. Music's so annoying,
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1:03:31–1:03:34 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_583it means I can't go into a lot of places.
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1:03:34–1:03:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_584Now, otherwise I'll lose my ad revenue,
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1:03:37–1:03:39 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_585or half of it.
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1:03:41–1:03:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_586What time do they close? I'm gonna get
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1:03:44–1:03:47 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_587some gyukatsu and
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1:03:48–1:03:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_588a beer. I'll try and sit in the same place
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1:03:55–1:03:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_589I sat in last time.
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1:03:58–1:03:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_590It says— what's closed?
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1:04:21–1:04:25 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_591Why is it closed?
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1:04:28–1:04:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_592Oh my God, it says opens—
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1:04:32–1:04:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_593it closes at 4 PM.
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1:04:37–1:04:38 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_594What?
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1:04:40–1:04:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_595What about dinner time? Why would
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1:04:45–1:04:48 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_596you close a restaurant before dinner time?
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1:04:48–1:04:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_597Look, they open
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1:04:53–1:04:57 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_598at 11 to 5 or 11 to 4.
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1:04:57–1:04:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_599That's so stupid.
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1:05:02–1:05:03 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_600Well, I guess we're not going there. I
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1:05:06–1:05:09 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_601guess last time I came, it must have been
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1:05:10–1:05:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_6022 PM or something, lunchtime.
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1:05:11–1:05:14 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_603My plan's all ruined.
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1:05:17–1:05:18 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_604Ruined my plans again.
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1:05:23–1:05:25 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_605What should we do?
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1:05:27–1:05:28 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_606If I get on the train back to Osaka, it's
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1:05:35–1:05:37 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_607going to disconnect in the tunnel.
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1:05:37–1:05:39 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_608McDonald's.
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1:05:40–1:05:40 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_609Go to the restaurant you were talking
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1:05:47–1:05:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_610about. I just looked it up, it says
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1:05:49–1:05:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_611they're closed. They close every day at 4
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1:05:51–1:05:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_612Don't jump,
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1:06:13–1:06:14 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_613don't do it. Why is
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1:06:15–1:06:18 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_614he up there?
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1:06:18–1:06:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_615How often do I get athlete's foot?
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1:06:42–1:06:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_616Never.
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1:06:46–1:06:46 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_617I'm pretty sure your feet would smell too
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1:06:48–1:06:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_618if you walk 20 kilometers.
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1:06:51–1:06:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_619It's not weird they smell.
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1:06:56–1:06:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_620Why is he kicking pine cones at me?
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1:07:04–1:07:06 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_621No respect.
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1:07:08–1:07:09 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_622Is there anything soon, Nara, apart from
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1:07:36–1:07:38 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_623this deer park? Let me check the map.
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1:07:38–1:07:43 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_624Da da da da da da.
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1:07:46–1:07:48 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_625Hmm.
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1:07:51–1:07:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_626Hmm,
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1:07:59–1:08:08 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_627there's absolutely nothing.
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1:08:08–1:08:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_628There's just this city area.
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1:08:17–1:08:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_629Oh, there's like a shopping bit around the
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1:08:40–1:08:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_630station. I remember like
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1:08:42–1:08:46 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_631a Short Ten guy.
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1:08:47–1:08:47 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_632I actually don't know why I came here now.
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1:08:52–1:08:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_633I thought I'd feed the deer, but there's
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1:08:56–1:08:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_634nothing to feed them with. All the
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1:08:59–1:09:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_635biscuit-selling people left. I didn't
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1:09:01–1:09:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_636realize the whole place shuts down so
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1:09:04–1:09:06 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_637early. You really need to come here like 1
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1:09:06–1:09:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_638PM, 2 PM.
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1:09:10–1:09:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_639Usually, they have people standing on the
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1:09:15–1:09:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_640pavement selling the biscuits,
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1:09:18–1:09:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_641but they all left.
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1:09:23–1:09:24 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_642When I return to the UK, will I go back to
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1:09:37–1:09:40 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_643reviewing souls like I will review
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1:09:40–1:09:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_644whatever's trending.
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1:09:42–1:09:43 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_645Can't wait to go back to just reviewing
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1:09:48–1:09:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_646stuff again. All this 10-hour
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1:09:50–1:09:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_647livestreaming stuff is getting boring.
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1:09:53–1:09:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_648Let's endlessly walk west until I get
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1:09:57–1:10:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_649bored and then get on the train.
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1:10:01–1:10:03 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_650Sounds like a good idea.
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1:10:04–1:10:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_651Oh, what?
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1:10:20–1:10:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_652There's nothing to do. People keep saying,
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1:10:29–1:10:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_653why does he keep doing these boring
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1:10:32–1:10:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_654walking streams because it's the only
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1:10:34–1:10:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_655thing to do. What am I supposed to do? I
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1:10:36–1:10:40 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_656don't know who to meet.
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1:10:40–1:10:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_657I've already done everything.
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1:10:46–1:10:46 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_658And the problem
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1:12:01–1:12:06 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_659is you guys aren't interested in anything.
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1:12:06–1:12:08 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_660It's very hard to make content for you
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1:12:08–1:12:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_661You guys are only interested in one thing,
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1:12:19–1:12:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_662which is very hard to supply you with. I
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1:12:22–1:12:25 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_663need like an endless list of girls and
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1:12:25–1:12:28 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_664guys to stream with me.
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1:12:28–1:12:30 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_665And then after they've been on the channel
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1:12:46–1:12:48 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_666for like 4 times, you get bored of them.
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1:12:48–1:12:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_667So then I need to find someone new.
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1:12:52–1:12:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_668Probably the hardest audience to entertain
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1:13:00–1:13:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_669on the entire YouTube. Most people are
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1:13:02–1:13:06 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_670happy just watching someone sit there
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1:13:06–1:13:07 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_671eating. Food or something.
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1:13:08–1:13:08 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_672I get people in my DMs like begging me for
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1:13:11–1:13:14 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_673drama updates. Daniel, Daniel, what's
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1:13:14–1:13:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_674going on? What's happening? Tell me about
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1:13:17–1:13:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_675this girl. Tell me about that. What
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1:13:19–1:13:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_676happened? Did you fuck her? Oh my God,
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1:13:21–1:13:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_677Jesus Christ, calm down. Like drama
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1:13:23–1:13:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_678addicts.
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1:13:27–1:13:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_679Oh my God, you met her? Did you fuck her?
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1:13:34–1:13:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_680What happened? Oh my God, tell me.
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1:13:36–1:13:37 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_681Like literal alcoholics begging for more.
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1:13:41–1:13:43 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_682Chinese.
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1:13:59–1:14:03 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_683Activate power walk mode.
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1:14:31–1:14:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_684Let's begin the 40-kilometer trek.
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1:14:33–1:14:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_685Oh well, thanks Pineapple. When is why
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1:14:50–1:14:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_686I hate my Thai girlfriend video coming?
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1:14:53–1:14:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_687Never. She's perfect in every way.
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1:14:56–1:14:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_688It's kind of ironic that I did— I started
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1:15:19–1:15:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_689YouTube so I didn't have to do something I
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1:15:22–1:15:24 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_690didn't want to do, which was a job. But
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1:15:24–1:15:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_691now my whole channel involves— revolves
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1:15:28–1:15:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_692around me having to do stuff I don't want
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1:15:31–1:15:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_693to do to get you guys to watch it. I might
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1:15:33–1:15:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_694as well just get a job at this point.
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1:15:37–1:15:37 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_695I don't know why you guys want me to do
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1:15:48–1:15:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_696stuff I don't want to do.
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1:15:49–1:15:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_697I think— when's my pocket Wi-Fi going to
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1:16:15–1:16:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_698expire? I'm not going to get a new one.
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1:16:17–1:16:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_699Can't be bothered anymore.
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1:16:21–1:16:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_700I think it was like the 20th of April.
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1:16:33–1:16:37 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_701I can't remember.
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1:16:43–1:16:48 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_702Well,
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1:16:49–1:16:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_703I can't just watch me endlessly walking
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1:16:53–1:16:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_704and be happy with that.
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1:16:55–1:16:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_705West. We're gonna walk for 30 kilometers.
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1:17:19–1:17:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_706I don't know how we get over the mountain.
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1:17:25–1:17:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_707There's the mountain. Look, it's that one.
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1:17:36–1:17:39 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_708So it's just a straight line, I think.
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1:18:13–1:18:15 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_709The annoying thing about girls is whenever
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1:18:31–1:18:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_710they see someone holding a camera, they
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1:18:35–1:18:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_711instantly think, oh, it's a pervert trying
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1:18:36–1:18:38 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_712to film me. That's what I feel
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1:18:38–1:18:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_713like every time they see me filming.
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1:18:42–1:18:43 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_714They're probably thinking, oh look,
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1:18:43–1:18:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_715pervert. No, maybe we're just vlogging.
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1:18:45–1:18:48 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_716Not everything's about you just because
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1:18:49–1:18:52 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_717you're a cute girl.
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1:18:52–1:18:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_718I think I look weird when I'm vlogging. I
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1:19:23–1:19:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_719look very shady.
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1:19:27–1:19:28 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_720Yeah, I don't know why there's still quite
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1:21:47–1:21:48 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_721a lot of people wearing masks.
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1:21:49–1:21:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_722I think they've worn them so much they're
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1:22:07–1:22:09 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_723now scared to not wear them.
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1:22:09–1:22:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_724So if we just keep that mountain in our
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1:22:25–1:22:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_725eyesight and head towards it Where
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1:22:27–1:22:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_726did all the viewers go? Up my bum!
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1:22:59–1:23:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_727Back down to Thailand numbers.
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1:23:09–1:23:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_728See, this is why I'm not breaking up with
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1:23:34–1:23:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_729my Thai girlfriend, because this is what
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1:23:36–1:23:38 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_730Like, imagine if I've broken up with her
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1:23:43–1:23:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_731now, how would it be any different?
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1:23:46–1:23:47 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_732I could have Sunny on the streams more,
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1:23:51–1:23:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_733but then you guys get bored of her as
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1:23:55–1:23:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_734well, wouldn't you? Then what, dump Sunny
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1:23:56–1:24:00 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_735and then get another one and get a new
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1:24:00–1:24:03 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_736girlfriend every 2 weeks because you guys
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1:24:03–1:24:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_737get bored of everything?
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1:24:05–1:24:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_738It's not worth it. That's why
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1:24:23–1:24:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_739I'm trying my best to maintain the
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1:24:27–1:24:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_740relationship, because it will lead to— it
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1:24:30–1:24:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_741will lead to more comfort and more
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1:24:33–1:24:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_742happiness further down the line than what
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1:24:36–1:24:39 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_743this YouTube channel can offer me.
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1:24:40–1:24:40 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_744Do I regret meeting Ice? No, it's fun.
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1:24:55–1:24:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_745Had a good, good time.
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1:24:59–1:25:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_746We love Italy. I don't.
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1:25:14–1:25:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_747Italy is rubbish.
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1:25:26–1:25:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_748If this channel isn't your main concern,
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1:25:32–1:25:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_749how are you going to make money.
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1:25:35–1:25:38 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_750I already told you a million times I'm
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1:25:39–1:25:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_751gonna make gaming and tech videos.
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1:25:41–1:25:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_752It makes more money, it costs less money
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1:25:46–1:25:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_753to do. I don't need to stream for 10 hours
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1:25:50–1:25:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_754a day every day.
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1:25:52–1:25:52 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_755How many times I've said the same thing?
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1:25:58–1:25:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_756Every time I stream, I spend like $30,
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1:26:15–1:26:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_757$40. I think today I've already spent
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1:26:17–1:26:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_758¥1,500 just
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1:26:21–1:26:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_759on trains and drinks.
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1:26:26–1:26:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_760Gaming content sucks. Yeah, but it still
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1:26:33–1:26:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_761gets views, doesn't it? I don't care if
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1:26:36–1:26:39 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_762the content sucks as long as it gets
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1:26:40–1:26:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_763Couldn't care less.
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1:26:51–1:26:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_764So ¥1,500 is like— one time
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1:26:58–1:27:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_765this taxi driver, he wanted to say ¥1,000
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1:27:01–1:27:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_766but he said ten hundred yen. The way they
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1:27:05–1:27:08 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_767process numbers is different to us because
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1:27:09–1:27:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_768they don't have— they don't have ten
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1:27:11–1:27:14 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_769thousand, they have one and then
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1:27:14–1:27:18 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_770they have a word for 4 digits which is
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1:27:18–1:27:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_771man, so they say ichiman.
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1:27:20–1:27:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_772So they process it one digit more.
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1:27:23–1:27:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_773So he said 1,000 yen. I guess it makes
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1:27:29–1:27:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_774sense, just sounds kind of weird because
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1:27:32–1:27:34 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_775you can say 1,500 instead of 1,500.
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1:27:34–1:27:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_776Wow, Nara is so boring. Jesus Christ.
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1:27:48–1:27:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_777I think there's
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1:28:34–1:28:38 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_778something wrong with some of you people.
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1:28:38–1:28:40 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_779Because you keep asking the same thing
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1:28:40–1:28:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_780over and over again.
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1:28:42–1:28:43 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_781Do you have like really bad memory or
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1:28:45–1:28:47 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_782I'm not doing OnlyFans because my
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1:29:37–1:29:43 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_783girlfriend would obviously be upset if I
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1:29:43–1:29:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_784started doing porn, wouldn't she? And then
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1:29:44–1:29:47 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_785my mum gets upset, and then if when I
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1:29:48–1:29:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_786go back to Thailand I have to delete it
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1:29:51–1:29:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_787all again. I can't be
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1:29:54–1:29:57 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_788bothered. It's not worth all the hassle.
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1:29:58–1:30:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_789Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum
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1:30:34–1:30:38 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_790bum bum bum bum.
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1:30:38–1:30:39 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_791Which way do I go? This way.
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1:31:01–1:31:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_792I don't know why people got mad about me
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1:31:23–1:31:25 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_793putting stuff up my bum. If it makes good
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1:31:25–1:31:28 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_794money, why not?
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1:31:28–1:31:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_795When I was in Manchester, sometimes I made
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1:31:38–1:31:40 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_796nearly $2,000 a month. Month on OnlyFans
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1:31:40–1:31:43 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_797when I made a saucy video.
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1:31:43–1:31:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_798I'd make a private video and I'd sell it
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1:31:49–1:31:52 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_799for like $25, $30, and about 20
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1:31:52–1:31:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_800people would buy it, plus the
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1:32:00–1:32:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_802Made good money.
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1:32:04–1:32:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_803Also, the other reason to not do OnlyFans
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1:32:13–1:32:15 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_804anymore is it would push my earnings over
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1:32:16–1:32:18 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_805the tax threshold. Right now my goal is to
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1:32:22–1:32:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_807I don't have to pay tax. I filed my tax
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1:32:24–1:32:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_808return a couple days ago. It said I had to
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1:32:26–1:32:28 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_809pay zero tax because I made just below the
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1:32:28–1:32:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_810£12,570 If you make less
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1:32:32–1:32:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_811than that, you don't pay any tax.
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1:32:35–1:32:37 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_812That's how you beat the system.
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1:32:49–1:32:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_813My goal is to make Less than thirteen
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1:32:57–1:33:00 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_814thousand a year, so that
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1:33:00–1:33:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_815leaves me with about one thousand. My goal
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1:33:04–1:33:06 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_816is to make like one thousand a year. I
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1:33:06–1:33:09 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_817mean a month. One thousand two hundred a
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1:33:09–1:33:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_818Then I don't have to pay any tax. Ha ha.
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1:33:16–1:33:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_819If you make an extra 5K, pay 1K tax, have
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1:33:26–1:33:28 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_820an extra 4K for yourself. Yeah,
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1:33:28–1:33:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_821but then I have to work extra hard and I
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1:33:32–1:33:34 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_822can't be bothered.
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1:33:34–1:33:37 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_823So making 1,200 a month leaves
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1:33:49–1:33:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_824me enough money to pay my mum 500,
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1:33:53–1:33:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_825pay my credit card 100,
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1:33:57–1:33:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_826and I have 600 left over. What the
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1:34:00–1:34:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_827hell?
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1:34:04–1:34:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_828And I have £600 left over for saving
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1:34:18–1:34:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_829up for next travel destination.
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1:34:23–1:34:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_830I owe my mum £11,000.
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1:34:31–1:34:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_831I owe my credit card £1,400.
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1:34:34–1:34:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_832But I'll just pay her back 500 every
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1:34:50–1:34:52 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_833I'm not really in a massive rush to go
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1:35:37–1:35:39 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_834traveling again after this. I'm burnt out
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1:35:40–1:35:43 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_835traveling.
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1:35:43–1:35:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_836I just want a nice quiet room where I
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1:35:55–1:35:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_837don't get disturbed. So I can just focus
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1:35:59–1:36:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_838on pumping out videos.
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1:36:02–1:36:03 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_839It's gonna be nice, a nice big room,
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1:36:07–1:36:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_840nice shower, toilet right next to my room.
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1:36:10–1:36:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_841No smelly gaijins in the next room.
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1:36:14–1:36:16 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_842Don't have to pay rent. I can eat whatever
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1:36:18–1:36:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_843food I want. Big garden for relaxing.
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1:36:20–1:36:24 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_844It's gonna be nice,
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1:36:28–1:36:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_845and— but no sex for a while.
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1:36:44–1:36:47 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_846Maybe I'll
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1:36:57–1:37:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_847get a toy to keep me satisfied. Big butt,
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1:37:14–1:37:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_8484 kg realistic torso.
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1:37:18–1:37:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_849Big butt torso.
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1:37:49–1:37:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_850No, my Malaysian relatives are going to
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1:37:53–1:37:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_851come and stay for a month, so my mum will
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1:37:56–1:37:57 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_852be busy with those people, and then my
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1:37:57–1:38:00 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_853sister's going on her honeymoon travel,
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1:38:00–1:38:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_854so she won't be around. I'll have the
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1:38:02–1:38:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_855house all to myself.
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1:38:06–1:38:06 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_856My mum will give me the keys to her car.
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1:38:09–1:38:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_857Oh no, my mum will be using the car,
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1:38:12–1:38:14 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_858won't she?
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1:38:14–1:38:15 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_859I wish they put food in the vending
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1:38:19–1:38:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_860machines. Why don't they put food in it?
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1:38:21–1:38:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_861Like a packet of crisps or a KitKat would
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1:38:24–1:38:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_862be nice.
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1:38:28–1:38:28 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_863No, I don't know how much the wedding
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1:39:27–1:39:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_864costs. She won't say.
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1:39:29–1:39:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_865It's like she doesn't want me to say how
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1:39:32–1:39:34 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_866much it costs on my stream.
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1:39:35–1:39:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_867I reckon 30K, maybe 40K.
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1:39:39–1:39:43 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_868I think just the food and the catering,
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1:39:44–1:39:46 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_869hiring those people, is like 20K.
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1:39:47–1:39:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_870And she also rented these
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1:39:53–1:39:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_872rented out the event hall. Oh, rented the
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1:39:57–1:40:00 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_873live music.
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1:40:00–1:40:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_874Why'd he overtake me and then walk slower?
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1:40:26–1:40:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_875What's the point of that?
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1:40:30–1:40:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_876Now I've got to walk slower on purpose to
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1:40:35–1:40:37 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_877let him create distance.
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1:40:38–1:40:40 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_878Yeah, it's probably like 20 to 30K for
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1:40:45–1:40:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_879one day. Better be worth
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1:40:50–1:40:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_880it.
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1:40:54–1:40:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_881Idiot thinks he's so good because he wears
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1:41:06–1:41:09 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_882a suit.
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1:41:09–1:41:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_883Maybe I'll be an uncle soon. Uncle Daniel.
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1:41:28–1:41:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_884Like next year, maybe 2 years, I'll be an
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1:41:32–1:41:34 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_885uncle. I can
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1:41:34–1:41:38 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_886teach my nephew or niece how to be a
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1:41:38–1:41:40 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_887YouTuber and, uh, how to trade stocks.
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1:41:40–1:41:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_888They can come visit me in my Thailand
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1:41:48–1:41:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_889That guy's ripped.
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1:42:07–1:42:08 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_890That guy's body is massive. Did you
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1:42:10–1:42:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_891see him? I wish I looked like that.
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1:42:14–1:42:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_892No one would ever mess with me.
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1:42:17–1:42:18 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_893Some of the guys here, they're pretty tall
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1:42:22–1:42:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_894and really big, like big chest, big
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1:42:23–1:42:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_895shoulders. God, I wish I looked like that
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1:42:27–1:42:30 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_896All the women find you hot, all the men
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1:42:40–1:42:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_898Must be great.
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1:42:44–1:42:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_899He was right behind me. I was scared for
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1:43:32–1:43:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_900I don't know why my body is so small,
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1:43:43–1:43:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_901like a woman's body. I just have a very
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1:43:45–1:43:48 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_902small frame.
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1:43:49–1:43:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_903Kind of like that guy over there in front
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1:43:54–1:43:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_904of me. I think a lot of Asian
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1:43:57–1:44:00 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_905men, they just have very small frame.
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1:44:00–1:44:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_906The women are like that too.
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1:44:03–1:44:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_907That's what's nice about them here,
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1:44:08–1:44:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_908because if you're a guy with a small
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1:44:13–1:44:14 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_909frame, ideally you want a girl with a
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1:44:14–1:44:16 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_910small frame. But if you're in the UK,
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1:44:17–1:44:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_911it's kind of hard to find a girl who has a
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1:44:19–1:44:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_912small frame as well. A lot of UK women
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1:44:22–1:44:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_913are built pretty big, so that instantly
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1:44:26–1:44:30 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_914just makes it a lot harder to
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1:44:30–1:44:34 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_915find your ideal woman type in the UK.
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1:44:34–1:44:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_916That's why I like my Thai girl. She's got
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1:44:40–1:44:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_917a very slender frame as well.
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1:44:43–1:44:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_918I noticed it after sleeping with the
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1:44:48–1:44:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_919Korean woman who has very butch frame that
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1:44:50–1:44:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_920I didn't really like it having a,
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1:44:53–1:44:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_921you know, sleeping with someone who's got
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1:44:57–1:44:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_922a very big frame.
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1:45:00–1:45:00 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_923Do I think 200K would last my lifetime?
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1:46:09–1:46:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_924Um, if I put it in 8% high interest
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1:46:14–1:46:15 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_925savings account, I would get— 10%
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1:46:17–1:46:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_926would be 20K,
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1:46:23–1:46:25 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_927uh, wouldn't I get 8— 18K? No,
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1:46:27–1:46:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_92816K. I would get £16,000
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1:46:31–1:46:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_929a year in interest, wouldn't I?
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1:46:35–1:46:37 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_930So I wouldn't even need YouTube anymore.
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1:46:39–1:46:40 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_931I'll just live off interest.
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1:46:41–1:46:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_932Oh, I could find like a dividend portfolio
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1:46:55–1:46:57 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_933that— I don't know, can you find a
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1:46:58–1:47:00 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_934dividend portfolio that pays more than 8%?
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1:47:01–1:47:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_935It would be hard. Be like full of dividend
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1:47:04–1:47:07 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_936trap investments.
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1:47:07–1:47:08 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_937But a dividend portfolio, I mean a
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1:47:19–1:47:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_938dividend ETF, you would get the dividends,
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1:47:22–1:47:24 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_939but also the, the ETF would go up and down
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1:47:24–1:47:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_940in value, wouldn't it? So you could get
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1:47:28–1:47:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_941dividends plus capital gains.
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1:47:31–1:47:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_942Whereas a savings account, you would just
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1:47:36–1:47:38 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_943get the interest. It wouldn't go up and
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1:47:38–1:47:40 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_944Why are they looking at
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1:47:47–1:47:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_945this building? What's so interesting about
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1:47:51–1:47:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_946that? They're all looking up at this
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1:47:55–1:47:57 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_947building and it's just a grey block.
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1:47:57–1:47:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_948So I could put in my UK 8% savings
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1:48:09–1:48:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_949account, which only pays once annually,
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1:48:11–1:48:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_950and you're only allowed to withdraw from
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1:48:14–1:48:15 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_951it 3 times annually, otherwise the
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1:48:15–1:48:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_952interest rate goes down.
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1:48:19–1:48:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_953Or you can put it in the Revolut 4%
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1:48:29–1:48:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_954savings account and you get paid daily and
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1:48:31–1:48:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_955you can withdraw from it as many times as
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1:48:35–1:48:37 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_956you want to.
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1:48:38–1:48:38 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_957No, it won't matter about inflation.
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1:48:45–1:48:47 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_958Well then, I don't know, put some of it in
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1:48:50–1:48:52 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_959inflation-protected ETF.
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1:48:52–1:48:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_960Do you think in 30 or 40 years' time,
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1:49:20–1:49:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_961the value of £200,000 would really make—
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1:49:23–1:49:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_962it wouldn't— would it really change that
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1:49:27–1:49:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_963much?
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1:49:29–1:49:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_964I don't know,
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1:49:40–1:49:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_965because look at the yen. You think 5 years
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1:49:43–1:49:47 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_966ago you'd get more money. I mean, you'd be
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1:49:47–1:49:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_967able to buy more stuff, but 5
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1:49:49–1:49:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_968years later I can buy 40% more things with
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1:49:53–1:49:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_969the exchange rate. That guy
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1:49:57–1:50:00 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_970came so close. Why is he tapping his
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1:50:00–1:50:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_971head and pointing at me? Did you see that
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1:50:04–1:50:07 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_972guy? He came so— he nearly hit me.
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1:50:07–1:50:09 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_973Every time I do these streams, some weirdo
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1:50:15–1:50:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_974does something to me.
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1:50:17–1:50:18 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_975I don't know if he
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1:50:25–1:50:30 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_976was still that
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1:50:31–1:50:39 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_977to me. He was like tapping the side of his
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1:50:39–1:50:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_978head and then pointing behind him. What
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1:50:42–1:50:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_979does that even mean?
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1:50:45–1:50:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_980It's like, I've got my eye on you.
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1:50:52–1:50:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_981Japan's full of fucking weirdos, I swear
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1:50:58–1:51:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_982to God. Never met— I never encountered so
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1:51:02–1:51:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_983many weirdos Probably will be— would be
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1:51:06–1:51:08 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_984more if I was streaming this in the UK,
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1:51:08–1:51:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_985but that's what I've come to expect from
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1:51:11–1:51:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_986I'm not
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1:51:14–1:51:18 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_987even going up to people and pointing my
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1:51:19–1:51:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_988camera in their face or anything. I'm just
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1:51:21–1:51:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_989walking, minding my own business, and
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1:51:23–1:51:24 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_990somehow I get weirdos coming up to me.
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1:51:24–1:51:28 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_991I'm walking from Nara back to Osaka, in
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1:51:51–1:51:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_992case you're wondering what's going on.
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1:51:55–1:51:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_993Osaka. Yes,
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1:51:57–1:52:00 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_994straight ahead.
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1:52:02–1:52:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_995The guy was telling him to use his head.
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1:52:25–1:52:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_996He should use his head. I'm just staying
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1:52:27–1:52:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_997to the side of the footpath, and then he
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1:52:29–1:52:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_998nearly crashed into me.
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1:52:33–1:52:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_999He should be on the road if he's a
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1:52:37–1:52:38 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1000cyclist. I'm a pedestrian,
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1:52:39–1:52:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1001I have right of way.
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1:52:42–1:52:43 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1002So you got to be careful with these cars.
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1:52:48–1:52:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1003They'll try and cross. Look, like that.
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1:52:49–1:52:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1004You see, they want to cross so quickly.
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1:52:52–1:52:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1005They got no patience when turning, even
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1:52:58–1:53:00 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1006though they have to wait for me to cross.
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1:53:00–1:53:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1007Oh my God,
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1:53:04–1:53:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1008it's like they're about to run over my
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1:53:12–1:53:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1009heel. How close they turn after
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1:53:14–1:53:18 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1010I walk by. Yeah,
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1:53:18–1:53:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1011I got you all on camera though, so don't
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1:53:23–1:53:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1012try anything.
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1:53:27–1:53:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1013Got your license plate,
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1:53:31–1:53:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1014got your license plate, got yours.
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1:53:34–1:53:37 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1015Report you all to the police.
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1:53:44–1:53:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1016If I catch them doing a traffic violation
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1:53:48–1:53:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1017and I catch their license plate, do you
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1:53:51–1:53:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1018think I can report them to the police?
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1:53:53–1:53:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1019They should pay me. Pay me ¥100.
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1:53:56–1:53:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1020I'll snitch on everyone.
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1:53:59–1:54:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1021Did you see Chris Broad blurring out his
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1:54:13–1:54:15 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1022license plate on his car trip thing? What
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1:54:15–1:54:18 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1023a pussy. Too scared to
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1:54:18–1:54:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1024show his license plate.
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1:54:22–1:54:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1025Mr. Multi-millionaire scared of
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1:54:25–1:54:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1026the internet.
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1:54:29–1:54:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1027Wow, the view is pretty nice. The sun is
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1:54:37–1:54:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1028setting pink. I don't
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1:54:41–1:54:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1029know how— how do I get over the mountain
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1:54:45–1:54:46 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1030though? That's what I'm wondering.
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1:54:46–1:54:48 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1031If I have to walk through a tunnel, then
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1:54:50–1:54:52 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1032there was no point walking. Might as well
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1:54:52–1:54:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1033have just taken the train.
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1:54:55–1:54:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1034I saw this video on Twitter. This Japanese
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1:55:09–1:55:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1035man was caught doing chikan, touching
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1:55:12–1:55:15 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1036girls, and then he was being dragged to a
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1:55:15–1:55:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1037police station by this guy by the belt.
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1:55:17–1:55:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1038Can't the guy getting dragged dragged,
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1:55:21–1:55:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1039charge— what's the word? Press charges,
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1:55:26–1:55:28 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1040that's the word. Can't he press charges
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1:55:28–1:55:30 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1041for being physically assaulted?
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1:55:31–1:55:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1042Can't just drag someone across the street,
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1:55:36–1:55:38 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1043then you've also committed a crime.
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1:55:40–1:55:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1044Wow, look at the sunset. It.
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1:56:13–1:56:16 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1045What's for dinner tonight? Uh, I don't
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1:56:17–1:56:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1046know, depends when I get hungry and what's
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1:56:19–1:56:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1047around and what my confidence level
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1:56:23–1:56:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1048is at. Not very hungry yet.
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1:56:28–1:56:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1049It's that guy again.
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1:56:41–1:56:48 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1050He's not even Japanese, he's speaking
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1:57:49–1:57:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1051Chinese. Oh, that's the guy who nearly
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1:57:51–1:57:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1052crashed into me. Why is he following Whoa,
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1:57:54–1:58:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1053look at the sunset!
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1:58:02–1:58:03 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1054He needs to change the title and
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1:58:14–1:58:15 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1055thumbnail. Looks like he's talking about
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1:58:16–1:58:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1056the same thing every time. I mean, I'm
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1:58:17–1:58:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1057basically talking about the same thing
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1:58:19–1:58:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1058every time though. It's not wrong.
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1:58:21–1:58:24 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1059Today we'll talk about why Japan is
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1:58:28–1:58:30 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1060boring, how I'm broke,
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1:58:31–1:58:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1061why people are annoying,
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1:58:34–1:58:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1062maybe Thai girlfriend topics too.
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1:58:42–1:58:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1063111 viewers. Oh my God, I'm on
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1:58:49–1:58:52 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1064the path to reunification.
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1:58:52–1:58:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1065Oh wow, thanks Lex for becoming a member.
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1:59:02–1:59:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1066I wonder if I can make back my train money
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1:59:11–1:59:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1067that I paid to get to Nara. $8, I think it
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1:59:14–1:59:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1068was. What's, uh,
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1:59:18–1:59:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1069¥1,000 in
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1:59:20–1:59:24 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1070dollars?
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1:59:24–1:59:25 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1071$7. Oh, not too bad. Should be able to
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1:59:36–1:59:39 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1072make that back easily. Usually make about
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1:59:39–1:59:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1073$40 to $60, maybe $40 to $70.
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1:59:43–1:59:47 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1074It kind of depends really.
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1:59:47–1:59:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1075Reunion with who? I don't know. I know
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1:59:55–1:59:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1076there will be a reunion with my twin
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1:59:59–2:00:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1077flame, but who is it?
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2:00:02–2:00:03 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1078My job, I'm a professional walker.
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2:00:18–2:00:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1079You know, last stream
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2:00:22–2:00:25 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1080I walked like 25 kilometers. My feet
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2:00:25–2:00:28 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1081didn't really feel painful the next day.
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2:00:29–2:00:30 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1082I think I'm getting used to it.
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2:00:30–2:00:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1083The 25 km should be a breeze, but can I do
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2:00:36–2:00:38 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_108435? Actually, all the way back to my guest
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2:00:39–2:00:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1085house, probably like 45 km.
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2:00:42–2:00:43 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1086Easy peasy.
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2:00:47–2:00:48 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1087There's nothing to do in Japan but just
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2:00:50–2:00:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1088Can't go on a train because you can't talk
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2:00:58–2:01:00 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1089on the train. Can't get a taxi because
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2:01:00–2:01:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1090they're so expensive. You could get a
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2:01:02–2:01:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1091bicycle. I used to— oh, there's a bicycle.
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2:01:04–2:01:07 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1092Hello, cycling. No, it's too early for
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2:01:08–2:01:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1093bicycling. I'll get one later.
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2:01:11–2:01:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1094I can't read the chat when I'm riding the
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2:01:15–2:01:16 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1095bike, that's the problem.
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2:01:17–2:01:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1096Oh, it's a driving school, I think,
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2:01:35–2:01:37 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1097and some kind of wooden boat.
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2:01:40–2:01:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1098Weird wooden boat.
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2:01:46–2:01:47 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1099Is Mila good at sex? No, she was pretty
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2:01:58–2:02:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1100bad. She didn't even like giving BJs.
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2:02:02–2:02:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1101I had to make her do it. I had to grab the
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2:02:06–2:02:09 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1102back of her hair, push her head down,
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2:02:09–2:02:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1103otherwise she wouldn't do it, and she
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2:02:12–2:02:15 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1104never wanted to doggy,
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2:02:15–2:02:16 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1105which is fine because I like missionary,
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2:02:20–2:02:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1106but sometimes I like to do doggy.
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2:02:22–2:02:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1107But I think my technique has improved
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2:02:29–2:02:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1108since then. I can do missionary in several
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2:02:31–2:02:34 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1109different styles of missionary that I
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2:02:35–2:02:37 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1110don't think I used to do when I was with
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2:02:38–2:02:39 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1111her. Wish I could try now though.
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2:02:40–2:02:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1112Yeah, the sex is pretty boring with her.
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2:02:47–2:02:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1113The only good thing about Mila was she had
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2:02:57–2:02:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1114a cute face.
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2:02:59–2:02:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1115Lots of restaurants here. Nikusoba,
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2:03:05–2:03:08 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1116meat noodles. The noodles
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2:03:09–2:03:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1117made out of meat. Weird.
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2:03:12–2:03:15 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1118But the best bit with Mila was more of the
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2:03:36–2:03:38 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1119situational sex was better than the actual
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2:03:39–2:03:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1120sex. Oh look, Sushilo!
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2:03:42–2:03:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1121Should I,
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2:03:48–2:03:48 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1122uh, um,
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2:03:52–2:03:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1123it is dinner time.
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2:03:56–2:03:57 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1124Could have a short break and it looks
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2:04:00–2:04:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1125pretty empty in there, grab a few
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2:04:02–2:04:06 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1126pieces.
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2:04:06–2:04:06 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1127I think Sushilo is my favorite because you
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2:04:12–2:04:15 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1128don't have to say anything.
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2:04:15–2:04:16 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1129McDonald's also don't have to say
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2:04:20–2:04:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1130anything. Yeah, you get free green tea as
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2:04:22–2:04:24 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1131well. My thumb hurts from all the
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2:04:25–2:04:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1132streaming because I hold my selfie stick
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2:04:28–2:04:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1133like that with my thumb bent upwards like
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2:04:29–2:04:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1134that. I think people
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2:04:33–2:04:37 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1135think I'm giving them thumbs up.
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2:04:37–2:04:38 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1136Streaming is hard work, guys. My feet
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2:04:43–2:04:46 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1137look disgusting. I've got calluses on my
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2:04:46–2:04:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1138toe knuckles, my ankles.
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2:04:50–2:04:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1139Hurt my thumb. Um, broke my shoe.
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2:04:54–2:04:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1140Okay, go discreet mode.
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2:05:03–2:05:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1141一 番
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2:05:28–2:05:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1142の 空 港 の 案 内 板 を 止 め る ように、 印 字 さ
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2:05:33–2:05:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1143れた 番 号 に 座 席 を 発 信 ください。 い
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2:05:37–2:05:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1144ら っ しゃ い ませ。 一 番 の ク
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2:05:44–2:05:48 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1145リ ーパ ー の 案 内 札 を お 取 り に イ ンチ さ
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2:05:49–2:05:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1146れた 番 号 の 座 席 に お 進 み ください。 雨。
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2:05:52–2:05:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_114766 here.
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2:06:14–2:06:16 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1148Imagine I got 69.
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2:06:19–2:06:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1149Okay, this is where I make back
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2:06:22–2:06:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1150all my money.
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2:06:26–2:06:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1151Stupid kids. Okay, so I'll
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2:06:32–2:06:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1152show you what I always get.
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2:06:37–2:06:37 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1153I want nigiri. Get the
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2:06:45–2:06:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1154cheap one. I always
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2:06:49–2:06:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1155get, um, salmon,
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2:06:54–2:06:57 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1156tuna.
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2:06:57–2:06:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1157What else? More salmon.
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2:07:05–2:07:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1158Um, that's all there is really, salmon and
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2:07:14–2:07:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1159tuna.
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2:07:17–2:07:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1160I don't like gun kan. It's just weird. It
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2:07:28–2:07:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1161usually has weird stuff in it.
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2:07:32–2:07:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1162French fries. Need some carbs.
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2:07:37–2:07:39 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1163Order. And then where's
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2:07:41–2:07:46 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1164Free tea.
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2:08:14–2:08:15 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1165Oh, they have sushi on
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2:08:18–2:08:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1166stopped doing that.
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2:08:22–2:08:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1167I guess they stopped caring about that,
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2:08:41–2:08:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1168that incident with the saliva.
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2:08:43–2:08:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1169Cheers guys, ready for another 30
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2:08:47–2:08:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1170kilometers.
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2:08:50–2:08:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1171It is weird, they just put the bottles of
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2:08:55–2:08:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1172soy sauce there and people share it. They
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2:08:57–2:08:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1173should put sachets of it. They got sachets
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2:09:00–2:09:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1174Wait, they don't have like an express
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2:09:06–2:09:07 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1175lane, so are they gonna bring the food to
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2:09:07–2:09:09 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1176my table? Usually there's like another
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2:09:09–2:09:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1177track where your ordered food comes. I
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2:09:14–2:09:16 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1178think they're going to bring it here.
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2:09:17–2:09:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1179Your order
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2:10:27–2:10:39 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1180is coming.
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2:10:39–2:10:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1181It's not
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2:11:04–2:11:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1182wasabi.
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2:11:13–2:11:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1183Where is it?
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2:12:16–2:12:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1184Get it.
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2:12:27–2:12:28 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1185Am I supposed to take it off the belt?
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2:12:31–2:12:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1186I don't understand it. Why did my order
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2:12:36–2:12:38 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1187come on the belt and it kept going on?
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2:12:39–2:12:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1188Where's my other orders?
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2:12:42–2:12:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1189Was that my order?
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2:12:45–2:12:46 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1190I think the red plates are people's
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2:12:51–2:12:52 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1191Where's my other order? I didn't take it.
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2:13:00–2:13:03 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1192It says order,
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2:13:11–2:13:14 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1193order plate, the red ones.
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2:13:15–2:13:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1194This sushi row is weird. That means
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2:13:19–2:13:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1195I missed my order.
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2:13:23–2:13:24 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1196Where my
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2:13:26–2:13:40 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1197order?
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2:13:40–2:13:40 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1198Maybe it's coming back around.
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2:13:55–2:13:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1199This sushi is weird.
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2:14:08–2:14:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1200I thought someone's going to bring it to
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2:14:19–2:14:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1201Oh, my stupid battery bank's doing that
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2:14:24–2:14:25 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1202thing again.
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2:14:25–2:14:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1203I need a new cable.
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2:14:31–2:14:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1204They're going to charge me for the sushi.
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2:14:40–2:14:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1205I didn't even eat it.
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2:14:42–2:14:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1206Well, I put the cable into my phone. It
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2:14:55–2:14:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1207keeps saying charging and the little icon
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2:14:58–2:15:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1208keeps flashing up,
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2:15:01–2:15:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1209but it's not charging.
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2:15:04–2:15:07 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1210Is that my order? That's not
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2:15:15–2:15:18 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1211mine. Oh, for God's sake, stupid sushi
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2:15:19–2:15:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1212No, it says delivered, but I don't have
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2:15:28–2:15:30 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1213That was cool stuff.
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2:15:34–2:15:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1214来た来たんですけど取らなかった。 Why'd
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2:16:25–2:19:09 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1215she just bring one? Bring all my stuff,
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2:19:09–2:19:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1216stupid restaurant. I thought Sushiro is
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2:19:12–2:19:16 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1217good because you don't talk to anyone.
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2:19:16–2:19:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1218They have to talk loads.
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2:19:17–2:19:18 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1219Where's my order? Got tuna, salmon. Oh my
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2:19:24–2:19:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1220Oh wow, like, I'm having a great time.
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2:22:37–2:22:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1221Hope you're having a good day or night.
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2:24:08–2:24:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1222Oh wow, thanks. Um,
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2:25:37–2:25:40 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1223Tim, how do sushi prices compare in Japan
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2:25:42–2:25:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1224to UK? So the yellow plates cost.
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2:25:46–2:25:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1225Oh, it says here,
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2:25:50–2:25:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1226so it's ¥120 for the yellow plate.
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2:25:56–2:25:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1227I didn't know if that kid was waving at me
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2:26:00–2:26:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1228or something else. I think he was waving
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2:26:03–2:26:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1229at me. ¥120 in pounds,
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2:26:05–2:26:08 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_123060 pence. Oh my God.
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2:26:10–2:26:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1231So it's like 30 pence for one,
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2:26:16–2:26:18 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1232one sushi. How do
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2:26:19–2:26:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1233sushi prices compare in JP compared to UK?
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2:26:24–2:26:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1234All right, yeah, thanks. Um, it's 30
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2:26:27–2:26:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1235pence per piece, I guess.
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2:26:31–2:26:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1236This time when the tablet calls out, I
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2:26:35–2:26:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1237gotta get it off the belt. I thought it
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2:26:37–2:26:39 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1238So the food going around on the belt,
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2:26:42–2:26:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1239they belong to other people. You can't
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2:26:45–2:26:47 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1240just take it.
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2:26:48–2:26:48 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1241I only get the yellow plates. The more
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2:26:56–2:27:00 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1242expensive sushi, um, stuff like this.
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2:27:00–2:27:03 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1243This is 360 for one piece,
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2:27:14–2:27:16 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1244so it's like triple the price of a yellow
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2:27:20–2:27:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1245plate and you only get one.
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2:27:22–2:27:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1246What if you take it? I don't
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2:27:26–2:27:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1247know. They might catch you.
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2:27:29–2:27:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1248This sushi row is a bit weird because
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2:27:47–2:27:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1249usually they have a second track above the
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2:27:49–2:27:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1250first one, and that's for your special
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2:27:52–2:27:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1251delivery.
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2:27:53–2:27:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1252And they have cucumber salmon
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2:28:03–2:28:07 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1253roe sushi special, yellowtail.
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2:28:08–2:28:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1254I don't know what that is, looks weird.
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2:28:12–2:28:14 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1255Oh, what did I order?
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2:28:16–2:28:18 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1256I forgot what I got. Though. How do I know
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2:28:21–2:28:24 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1257which one's mine?
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2:28:24–2:28:24 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1258Maybe it's this one.
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2:28:28–2:28:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1259I got that one and a salmon. What if I
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2:28:36–2:28:39 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1260take the wrong one by accident? Must be
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2:28:40–2:28:43 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1261It's so weird, if you don't take it, it
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2:28:47–2:28:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1262just keeps going.
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2:28:50–2:28:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1263Where are
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2:29:18–2:29:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1264the tissues?
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2:29:27–2:29:28 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1265This just has chopsticks. They don't
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2:29:35–2:29:39 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1266give you any tissue paper.
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2:29:39–2:29:40 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1267Oh, up here.
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2:29:43–2:29:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1268*** I
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2:30:04–2:34:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1269don't know what she
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2:34:02–2:34:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1270So I don't need this. I don't
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2:34:14–2:34:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1271like the sushi though, too much talking.
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2:34:18–2:34:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1272Oh my God, worst sushi I've ever been to.
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2:35:39–2:35:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1273The hell? Usually they
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2:35:41–2:35:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1274don't come up to the table and count the
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2:35:45–2:35:46 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1275plates. It's already registered in the
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2:35:47–2:35:48 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1276tablet barcode
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2:35:49–2:35:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1277to the payment. I don't even know what she
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2:35:53–2:35:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1278was saying. She said hi. Rubbish.
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2:35:56–2:35:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1279And now my battery bank's glitching out
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2:36:04–2:36:06 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1280again. Oh my God, what is wrong with my
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2:36:07–2:36:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1281battery bank? I gotta fiddle with the
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2:36:11–2:36:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1282No, my stream's not lagging. I don't know
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2:36:18–2:36:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1283what you're talking about. It says I got 2
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2:36:19–2:36:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1284megabits. Can't see a thing.
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2:36:23–2:36:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1285Oh, it's working now. Didn't even do
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2:36:33–2:36:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1286anything. She said, "Do you
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2:36:35–2:36:38 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1287want me to chicken you?" I don't know what
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2:36:38–2:36:40 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1288she said. She was like blah blah blah blah
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2:36:41–2:36:43 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1289blah. Is it okay if blah blah blah blah
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2:36:43–2:36:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1290blah blah? I said yes. She was like
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2:36:46–2:36:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1291pointing at at the menu. I don't know what
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2:36:49–2:36:52 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1292she was doing. Asked if I want to pay it
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2:36:52–2:36:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1293at the cash register. I have no idea, I
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2:36:57–2:37:00 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1294couldn't hear what she was saying. Damn
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2:37:00–2:37:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1295place is so loud and she's wearing a face
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2:37:03–2:37:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1296mask. Okay, let's make sure we're not
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2:37:04–2:37:06 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1297walking back to the station.
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2:37:07–2:37:09 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1298Open Compass West.
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2:37:12–2:37:15 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1299We got to trek through a mountain Didn't
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2:37:17–2:37:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1300think it'd be so dark. At least I only
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2:37:22–2:37:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1301spent ¥700. It's like $5, I think.
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2:37:24–2:37:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1302And that bonito sushi, it was not good.
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2:37:28–2:37:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1303The fish was all mushy and it
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2:37:31–2:37:34 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1304had ginger and onions on it.
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2:37:34–2:37:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1305Well, I'm fairly full up.
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2:37:39–2:37:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1306Had 4, 5 plates and some chippy
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2:37:43–2:37:47 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1307chips. Okay, we got 40 kilometers,
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2:37:47–2:37:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1308let's go.
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2:37:51–2:37:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1309I was forced to use my Japanese. Didn't
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2:37:56–2:37:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1310want to have to do that in front of you
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2:37:59–2:38:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1311guys. Didn't want to have to brag and
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2:38:02–2:38:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1312bring out the big guns, but sometimes
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2:38:05–2:38:07 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1313you're forced to. That's the most
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2:38:08–2:38:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1314I've ever had to talk in a sushi— really
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2:38:11–2:38:14 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1315weird system. Your order comes and it just
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2:38:14–2:38:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1316goes, and then it doesn't come back again.
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2:38:18–2:38:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1317Weird. It should at least have your table
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2:38:21–2:38:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1318number on the plate so I know it's
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2:38:24–2:38:25 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1319definitely mine.
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2:38:26–2:38:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1320I think the chips were 130 as well.
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2:38:45–2:38:47 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1321The chips are pretty good, better than
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2:38:49–2:38:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1322McDonald's. They were very crispy,
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2:38:51–2:38:52 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1323fluffy as well.
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2:38:56–2:38:57 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1324Yeah, I had fish and chips. It wasn't a
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2:39:22–2:39:25 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1325great meal, to be honest. I'm getting kind
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2:39:26–2:39:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1326of bored of sushi. I only like the salmon
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2:39:28–2:39:30 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1327and tuna. The other fish are weird, like
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2:39:31–2:39:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1328squid, yellowtail, salmon roe.
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2:39:33–2:39:37 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1329Why are you not walking straight? I am.
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2:39:43–2:39:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1330I'd rather have McDonald's, to be honest.
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2:39:59–2:40:03 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1331I really hope I can get over this
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2:40:07–2:40:09 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1332mountain, otherwise I don't know what I'm
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2:40:09–2:40:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1333Hopefully we get to the mountain before
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2:40:16–2:40:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1334the last train and we can decide if I can
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2:40:19–2:40:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1335go over it or not, and then I might have
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2:40:21–2:40:24 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1336to turn back and get on the train.
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2:40:24–2:40:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1337Let's see,
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2:40:29–2:40:34 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1338it says 5 hours.
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2:40:37–2:40:39 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1339Not sure about this.
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2:40:44–2:40:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1340The problem is there's a tunnel through
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2:40:49–2:40:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1341the mountain. I'm not sure if it means I
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2:40:50–2:40:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1342have to walk through the tunnel. That
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2:40:53–2:40:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1343means we're going to disconnect. Not good.
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2:40:56–2:40:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1344Can I walk on this road?
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2:41:03–2:41:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1345The hell? How do I go
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2:41:06–2:41:09 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1346up here? Nara city.
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2:41:09–2:41:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1347Um, is this a
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2:41:18–2:41:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1348road or is it a Bigfoot path?
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2:41:22–2:41:25 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1349I think it's a Bigfoot path.
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2:41:30–2:41:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1350What happened to Chris Broad?
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2:41:43–2:41:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1351He's probably stuffing himself after the
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2:41:47–2:41:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1352cyclethon. This does
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2:41:49–2:41:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1353not look like I could walk over this.
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2:41:53–2:41:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1354Check Google Maps.
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2:41:58–2:41:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1355Well, it's telling me to walk.
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2:42:14–2:42:16 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1356It says go this way.
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2:42:17–2:42:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1357Maybe I cross and there's a footpath on
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2:42:32–2:42:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1358the other side.
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2:42:35–2:42:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1359I'm also thinking there's probably no
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2:42:48–2:42:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1360internet even if I can go over the
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2:42:50–2:42:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1361mountain. I don't know if this is a good
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2:42:53–2:42:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1362idea, guys. Guys, should we just go back?
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2:42:56–2:42:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1363This is kind of a stupid idea.
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2:43:01–2:43:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1364I don't think I can stream on the mountain
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2:43:08–2:43:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1365I don't know, what do you think? It says
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2:43:31–2:43:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1366go this way, go up the mountain.
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2:43:37–2:43:40 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1367It's actually not telling me to go through
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2:43:42–2:43:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1368the mountain, it's telling me to go around
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2:43:45–2:43:46 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1369the mountain like that. That at the tip.
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2:43:47–2:43:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1370I reckon we keep going. I don't think the
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2:43:56–2:43:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1371path is going to take us over the
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2:43:59–2:44:00 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1372mountain. It's going to direct me around
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2:44:01–2:44:03 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1373it. I think we just
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2:44:04–2:44:07 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1374try and get to this station,
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2:44:08–2:44:08 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1375uh, Suminodo.
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2:44:11–2:44:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1376It's, uh, 20 kilometers.
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2:44:20–2:44:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1377Yeah, let's keep going. I am the leader,
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2:44:27–2:44:30 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1378follow me.
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2:44:32–2:44:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1379Why aren't you doing this during daylight?
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2:44:40–2:44:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1380Well, I came at 5:00 PM and now it's 7:00,
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2:44:42–2:44:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1381and I woke up kind of late. What? How do I
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2:44:47–2:44:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1382cross this bit? All these stupid roads
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2:44:50–2:44:52 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1383getting in my way.
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2:44:52–2:44:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1384Actually, I shouldn't have crossed.
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2:45:03–2:45:08 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1385There's like a little footpath over there.
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2:45:08–2:45:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1386I think we go down that little footpath.
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2:45:14–2:45:15 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1387I can cross here. Looks kind of scary.
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2:45:16–2:45:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1388We should have about 6 or 7 hours on the
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2:45:33–2:45:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1389battery bank.
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2:45:36–2:45:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1390Can I go down here? It looks
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2:45:51–2:45:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1391weird.
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2:45:54–2:45:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1392Are you
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2:46:02–2:46:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1393sure?
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2:46:13–2:46:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1394It's completely dark.
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2:46:22–2:46:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1395There's onion stuck in my tooth.
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2:46:37–2:46:39 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1396I think that's just the side of someone's
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2:47:00–2:47:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1397house. Oh my
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2:47:03–2:47:06 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1398God, this is creepy.
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2:47:06–2:47:07 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1399Oh my God, I'm scared.
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2:47:11–2:47:14 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1400Oh, I can see a staircase.
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2:47:22–2:47:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1401Why do I have to do this?
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2:47:40–2:47:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1402It smells
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2:48:04–2:48:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1403like fertilizer.
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2:48:12–2:48:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1404Any word from Hong Kong guy? No, he said
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2:48:29–2:48:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1405see you in May. He didn't tell me exactly
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2:48:33–2:48:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1406when. I feel like he's not gonna message
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2:48:35–2:48:38 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1407Whoa, look at all the electricity humming
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2:48:42–2:48:48 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1408away.
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2:48:48–2:48:48 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1409Oh, this is scary. This is really high up.
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2:49:16–2:49:18 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1410Oh. Oh my God, oh my God,
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2:49:19–2:49:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1411oh my God, this is actually really high.
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2:49:24–2:49:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1412Oh.
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2:49:27–2:49:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1413God, this place is such a mess of
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2:49:49–2:49:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1414highways, train tracks, walkways.
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2:49:54–2:49:57 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1415I guess I go under it.
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2:49:58–2:49:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1416What happened with Sunny? Sunny's in
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2:50:31–2:50:34 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1417Korea. She's having Having a good time
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2:50:34–2:50:37 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1418in the clubs.
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2:50:37–2:50:38 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1419Okay, let me cross under.
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2:50:45–2:50:47 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1420Damn, this place is creepy.
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2:50:48–2:50:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1421She's gone. Out of
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2:50:59–2:51:03 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1422my life. Oh, she's oh.
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2:51:03–2:51:07 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1423Do do do do.
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2:51:09–2:51:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1424Do do do.
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2:51:16–2:51:18 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1425Bum bum bum.
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2:51:20–2:51:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1426Is it cold? Not really. It's like 20
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2:51:28–2:51:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1427clamagos.
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2:51:31–2:51:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_142820— what are they called? 20 degrees
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2:51:34–2:51:38 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1429Celsius.
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2:51:38–2:51:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1430Might need to pee soon.
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2:51:45–2:51:46 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1431No, you're not allowed to hang out with
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2:51:53–2:51:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1432Sunny. I don't give you permission.
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2:51:54–2:51:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1433Stay away.
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2:51:57–2:51:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1434Is he holding a flashing thing?
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2:52:26–2:52:28 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1435These big motorways ruin it, ruin the
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2:52:36–2:52:40 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1436All the women belong to me.
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2:52:53–2:52:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1437Girlfriend's coming to Tokyo in
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2:53:20–2:53:24 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1438a couple weeks, then I'm
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2:53:25–2:53:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1439leaving forever. No more streams. I'm
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2:53:29–2:53:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1440done. I'm gonna have a nice 2 Week break,
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2:53:32–2:53:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1441then go home to the UK, then play Elden
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2:53:38–2:53:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1442Ring, finish streaming.
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2:53:41–2:53:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1443It
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2:54:01–2:54:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1444says go that way.
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2:54:19–2:54:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1445I don't know how.
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2:54:25–2:54:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1446How do I go this way?
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2:54:50–2:54:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1447Hmm, like this maybe?
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2:54:56–2:55:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1448Well, the streams are starting to make
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2:55:10–2:55:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1449less and less now. Won't be worth doing in
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2:55:12–2:55:16 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1450a few more weeks. People getting bored.
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2:55:16–2:55:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1451Nowhere. It wants me to zigzag through
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2:56:00–2:56:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1452houses. I guess I
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2:56:02–2:56:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1453can't stay on the main road because it's a
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2:56:05–2:56:07 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1454motorway.
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2:56:07–2:56:08 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1455You need to— something interesting.
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2:56:32–2:56:34 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1456Like what? Was it
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2:56:37–2:56:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1457interesting when I spoke to the sushi lo
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2:56:41–2:56:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1458woman?
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2:56:44–2:56:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1459Oh, maybe they have a toilet in seven. I
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2:56:55–2:56:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1460need to pee.
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2:56:58–2:56:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1461Hold on.
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2:57:06–2:57:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1462Damn, look how big the toilet is.
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2:57:55–2:57:57 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1463The toilet's massive.
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2:57:59–2:58:00 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1464Holy crap.
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2:58:02–2:58:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1465Where should I put the phone? Put it here.
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2:58:06–2:58:09 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1466I finished.
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2:59:17–2:59:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1467Let's go.
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2:59:24–2:59:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1468Okay,
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2:59:41–2:59:43 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1469which way?
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2:59:48–2:59:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1470Lead the way.
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2:59:52–2:59:52 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1471No, I can't be bothered washing my hands.
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3:00:00–3:00:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1472Don't have time for that.
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3:00:03–3:00:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1473Turn right. How do I turn right?
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3:00:12–3:00:15 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1474Right into what?
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3:00:20–3:00:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1475I think I'll just keep going forwards for
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3:00:28–3:00:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1476a bit more.
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3:00:31–3:00:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1477If I keep going forwards, there should be
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3:00:36–3:00:38 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1478a road going to the right.
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3:00:39–3:00:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1479My fingers smell like soy sauce.
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3:00:46–3:00:47 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1480Not from the sushi.
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3:00:51–3:00:52 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1481Sushi does get very boring after a while,
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3:00:58–3:01:00 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1482doesn't it? It's just vinegared rice with
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3:01:00–3:01:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1483some raw, barely flavorful fish with
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3:01:03–3:01:09 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1484some salty sauce on it. I think I'm kind
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3:01:09–3:01:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1485of bored of it.
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3:01:13–3:01:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1486In the UK, our sushi has avocado,
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3:01:21–3:01:24 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1487crispy onion bits on it. It's way better,
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3:01:25–3:01:28 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1488and it's not room temperature, it's cold.
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3:01:30–3:01:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1489Yeah, UK sushi is better. UK Chinese
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3:01:47–3:01:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1490food's better. UK bacon
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3:01:49–3:01:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1491and bread and noodles are better.
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3:01:53–3:01:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1492Basically everything's better in the UK.
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3:01:57–3:02:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1493Why don't you use disabled toilets?
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3:02:05–3:02:07 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1494There's nothing saying that you can't
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3:02:07–3:02:09 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1495disabled toilets. I always go straight to
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3:02:09–3:02:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1496the disabled toilets.
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3:02:12–3:02:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1497There's no sign saying do not use if
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3:02:16–3:02:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1498you're not disabled. There's no disabled
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3:02:18–3:02:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1499people anyway. It's empty, so why not use
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3:02:21–3:02:24 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1500it? It's like sitting on the priority
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3:02:24–3:02:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1501seats when no one's sitting in it. No one—
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3:02:28–3:02:30 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1502nothing says you can't sit on it.
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3:02:30–3:02:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1503God damn, it's pitch black almost.
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3:02:43–3:02:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1504I'm showing you the best bits of Japan in
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3:02:47–3:02:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1505the dark. I could have my willy
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3:02:51–3:02:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1506out and no one would know.
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3:02:55–3:02:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1507I'm mentally disabled.
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3:03:02–3:03:03 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1508I think the main goal is to walk around
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3:03:23–3:03:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1509the mountain so we don't go through the
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3:03:26–3:03:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1510tunnel and disconnect.
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3:03:29–3:03:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1511After we go around the mountain, we can
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3:03:33–3:03:34 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1512get on the train. I don't really care,
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3:03:34–3:03:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1513I'll get a bicycle.
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3:03:35–3:03:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1514It's just the main goal is to not
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3:03:41–3:03:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1515disconnect, and I know if we go in the
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3:03:43–3:03:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1516tunnel, we'll disconnect.
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3:03:46–3:03:46 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1517Which is why I can't get the train back.
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3:03:51–3:03:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1518It says go in there. Okay, we gotta get
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3:04:20–3:04:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1519off the main road now. I don't know where
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3:04:24–3:04:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1520the main road takes us.
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3:04:27–3:04:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1521So you see, that didn't take much
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3:04:36–3:04:39 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1522time actually to walk from Nara Station.
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3:04:39–3:04:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1523We're getting towards the mountain. We
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3:04:42–3:04:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1524need to— so usually the train goes through
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3:04:45–3:04:47 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1525this bit, I think, but we're going to go
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3:04:47–3:04:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1526above it, like up there. So I need to
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3:04:50–3:04:52 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1527start going into the darkness unless
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3:04:53–3:04:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1528we just go straight and then do a 90°
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3:04:59–3:05:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1529right turn.
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3:05:02–3:05:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1530We can go through this golf course. That
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3:05:07–3:05:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1531looks interesting. Yeah,
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3:05:10–3:05:14 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1532I feel like sticking on this big road for
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3:05:14–3:05:16 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1533a bit more.
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3:05:17–3:05:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1534What, what do you mean this stream has
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3:05:20–3:05:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1535been a dud? You're not enjoying my
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3:05:22–3:05:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1536walking? I thought this is what you guys
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3:05:24–3:05:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1537subbed for.
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3:05:27–3:05:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1538Is this not what you subbed
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3:05:32–3:05:37 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1539for walking in my room.
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3:05:37–3:05:38 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1540Well, to be honest, to be honest, the
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3:05:51–3:05:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1541walking is not the content. The content is
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3:05:54–3:05:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1542me just talking. The walking is
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3:05:56–3:05:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1543just like the background activity.
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3:05:59–3:06:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1544So we have a bit of a challenge during
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3:06:10–3:06:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1545the stream other than just sitting in a
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3:06:13–3:06:15 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1546park. So I thought you said it's boring
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3:06:16–3:06:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1547when I just sat in my Thai condo.
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3:06:19–3:06:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1548Now it's boring when I'm outside. Can't
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3:06:24–3:06:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1549please you guys, can I? Dropping back
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3:06:27–3:06:30 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1550down to Thailand numbers. I was getting
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3:06:31–3:06:34 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1551150 viewers up until a few days ago,
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3:06:35–3:06:37 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1552nearly 200 viewers on a few streams.
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3:06:39–3:06:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1553The only people who I could meet would be
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3:06:52–3:06:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1554Blood Bucket and Sunny. Don't know who
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3:06:55–3:06:57 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1555else. Maybe that Canadian guy if
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3:06:57–3:07:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1556I asked him, but he seems to
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3:07:02–3:07:06 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1557more want— he wants to go bar hopping,
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3:07:06–3:07:08 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1558not streaming. If we go— if we do
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3:07:08–3:07:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1559streaming, we can't do bar hopping.
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3:07:12–3:07:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1560I think Blood Bucket's just busy because
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3:07:26–3:07:28 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1561it's Golden Week
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3:07:29–3:07:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1562and Sunny's in Korea, so we don't really
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3:07:33–3:07:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1563have any other options.
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3:07:35–3:07:37 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1564It's just you and me.
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3:07:40–3:07:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1565No, Canadian guy is the viewer who
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3:07:46–3:07:48 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1566recognized me outside of the meetup, and
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3:07:48–3:07:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1567then I went bar hopping with him. He asked
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3:07:50–3:07:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1568me if I want to go bar hopping again. I
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3:07:54–3:07:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1569said okay.
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3:07:55–3:07:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1570No, I don't want to do meetup again. It
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3:08:02–3:08:03 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1571was so awkward.
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3:08:03–3:08:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1572Nothing came out of it apart Apart from
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3:08:08–3:08:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1573meeting the Canadian viewer.
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3:08:10–3:08:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1574Otherwise, it would have been a waste of
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3:08:15–3:08:16 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1575time. Talking to Japanese girls is a waste
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3:08:17–3:08:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1576of time as well.
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3:08:20–3:08:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1577They, they never want to meet up outside
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3:08:23–3:08:25 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1578of the meetup. They didn't seem interested
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3:08:26–3:08:28 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1579in being friends.
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3:08:29–3:08:30 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1580But I don't know about going on the
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3:08:51–3:08:52 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1581weekend. I went on the weekend last
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3:08:53–3:08:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1582weekend and I tried going into my favorite
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3:08:56–3:08:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1583bar, but they were completely packed.
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3:08:58–3:09:00 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1584They must be making good money if they
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3:09:05–3:09:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1585can get so many customers, unless not many
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3:09:10–3:09:14 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1586people were buying drinks.
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3:09:14–3:09:15 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1587This is the real Japan. Oh,
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3:09:24–3:09:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1588McDonald's. Should we?
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3:09:27–3:09:30 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1589I am still kind of hungry.
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3:09:34–3:09:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1590We need to track our expenses. Hold on.
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3:09:39–3:09:40 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1591So I bought a Sprite for 120.
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3:09:41–3:09:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1592120
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3:09:46–3:09:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1593Sprite.
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3:09:50–3:09:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_15947:30, Sushiro.
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3:09:52–3:09:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1595Uh, 1,300 trains.
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3:10:01–3:10:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1596Okay.
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3:10:08–3:10:09 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1597I don't have any acne. What are you
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3:10:19–3:10:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1598Maybe just this one here.
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3:10:27–3:10:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1599My skin's pretty good right now.
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3:10:31–3:10:34 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1600Don't have any big painful lumps or spots.
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3:10:35–3:10:38 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1601That little red mark, that's nothing. I
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3:10:40–3:10:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1602can't even feel it. It's just looks red on
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3:10:42–3:10:43 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1603camera. I think it probably popped already
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3:10:44–3:10:47 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1604and it's just in the healing phase.
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3:10:48–3:10:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1605If McDonald's was on this side, I might
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3:10:57–3:10:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1606have went Okay,
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3:10:59–3:11:18 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1607now I go in here.
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3:11:18–3:11:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1608I want to go through the golf course.
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3:11:34–3:11:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1609Can I— I
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3:11:36–3:11:40 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1610can't walk on this road.
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3:11:40–3:11:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1611That's a motorway.
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3:11:45–3:11:46 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1612It's 8 PM in Japan.
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3:12:04–3:12:06 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1613Weather's pretty good. It's warm, no wind—
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3:12:12–3:12:15 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1614I mean, no rain. Slightly windy but not
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3:12:15–3:12:18 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1615too windy.
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3:12:19–3:12:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1616I think we're gonna have to head into the
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3:12:48–3:12:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1617residential area. Whoa, oh my God,
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3:12:53–3:12:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1618car just came out of nowhere! I made him
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3:13:01–3:13:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1619swerve, did you see that?
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3:13:04–3:13:06 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1620It's gonna get a bit creepy.
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3:13:11–3:13:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1621It's okay, I'll hold your hand.
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3:13:15–3:13:16 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1622Oh my God, this is like where Resident
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3:13:22–3:13:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1623Evil dogs come out
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3:13:26–3:13:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1624and jump at the chain-link fence.
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3:13:33–3:13:34 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1625Oh my fucking God, Jesus Christ.
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3:13:44–3:13:47 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1626I didn't think that little ledge was like
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3:13:48–3:13:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1627a ledge. I thought it was raised onto a
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3:13:50–3:13:52 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1628Oh my God,
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3:13:57–3:13:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1629nearly broke my ankle.
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3:14:05–3:14:07 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1630This is probably the worst Nara trip I've
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3:14:12–3:14:14 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1631ever had. I got to Nara, spent about
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3:14:15–3:14:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_16321 hour, then left and didn't
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3:14:19–3:14:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1633even see anything. I touched a few deers.
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3:14:23–3:14:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1634Do I believe in supernatural
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3:14:31–3:14:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1635things. No, not really.
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3:14:35–3:14:38 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1636I feel like people only believe in ghosts
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3:14:56–3:14:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1637because the idea of someone they love
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3:14:59–3:15:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1638completely just not existing anymore,
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3:15:03–3:15:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1639that's too painful to cope with, so they
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3:15:07–3:15:09 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1640create these nice little stories about how
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3:15:10–3:15:14 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1641that person is still existing somewhere.
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3:15:14–3:15:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1642I think it's all just coping.
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3:15:21–3:15:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1643What?
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3:15:34–3:15:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1644Her dog nearly attacked me.
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3:15:39–3:15:40 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1645She sounded cute though. She was like,
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3:15:43–3:15:46 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1646ah, ah, Sam.
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3:15:46–3:15:48 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1647You can tell from the voice she was cute.
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3:15:54–3:15:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1648That dog was coming for me though. I can't
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3:15:59–3:16:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1649see a damn thing. Oh my God.
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3:16:02–3:16:08 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1650Sumimasen to me.
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3:16:09–3:16:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1651You notice they never say gomen nasai.
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3:16:13–3:16:15 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1652They always say sumimasen. I think
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3:16:15–3:16:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1653gomen nasai is for times when you really
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3:16:19–3:16:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1654messed up and sumimasen doesn't quite cut
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3:16:22–3:16:24 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1655it. It's like level three apology.
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3:16:25–3:16:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1656I can't see a fucking thing. Oh my god!
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3:16:32–3:16:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1657What the hell? Turn on my torch, maybe.
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3:16:37–3:16:40 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1658How am I supposed to navigate through
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3:16:42–3:16:43 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1659this? Oh my God,
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3:16:43–3:16:46 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1660I'm gonna
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3:16:47–3:16:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1661go straight.
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3:16:56–3:16:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1662Do you think I should turn my torch on?
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3:17:09–3:17:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1663Oh, that helps a little bit,
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3:17:13–3:17:16 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1664as long as it doesn't attract insects.
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3:17:18–3:17:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1665It might be draining my battery though.
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3:17:28–3:17:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1666It's been 3 hours. We've got roughly 5
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3:17:32–3:17:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1667hours before battery dies and
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3:17:36–3:17:40 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1668then 2 hours on phone battery.
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3:17:40–3:17:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1669What is cunnilingus? Is that where you
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3:17:51–3:17:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1670lick them? Not really a fan of that. I
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3:17:55–3:17:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1671don't like the flavor.
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3:17:59–3:18:00 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1672It's like soy sauce.
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3:18:07–3:18:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1673Also, I have a short tongue. So it makes
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3:18:24–3:18:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1674my tongue ache having to force this,
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3:18:27–3:18:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1675being forced to stick it out.
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3:18:29–3:18:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1676It depends if I'm really turned on.
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3:18:40–3:18:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1677Sometimes I might lick the bean just
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3:18:41–3:18:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1678to get the juices flowing.
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3:18:45–3:18:46 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1679Are you sure? Says go up here.
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3:18:52–3:18:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1680Meeting my Tinder date in the caravan
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3:18:58–3:19:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1681trailer park.
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3:19:01–3:19:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1682Are you sure?
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3:19:12–3:19:15 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1683It says—
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3:19:22–3:19:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1684you can't even see it— go up
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3:19:27–3:19:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1685there. There's some kind of big golf
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3:19:31–3:19:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1686course we need to go around. I reckon the
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3:19:36–3:19:39 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1687golf course is where all those trees are.
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3:19:39–3:19:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1688Do you think my phone torch is blinding
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3:19:54–3:19:57 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1689the drivers? I'll point it down. I don't
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3:19:58–3:20:00 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1690want to try— I mean, I don't want to blind
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3:20:01–3:20:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1691So the golf course is in there.
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3:20:05–3:20:07 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1692What, you guys don't say torch? What do
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3:20:13–3:20:15 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1693you say? It's called a
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3:20:15–3:20:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1694torch, innit?
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3:20:20–3:20:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1695Why would you call it
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3:20:27–3:20:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1696a flashlight. Number one, it doesn't
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3:20:34–3:20:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1697flash, it's more of a beam.
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3:20:36–3:20:39 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1698I guess it is a light, call it a beam
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3:20:40–3:20:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1699light. I hope my connection
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3:20:44–3:20:48 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1700is okay up here.
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3:20:48–3:20:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1701Christmas over there.
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3:20:52–3:20:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1702Goddamn, Japan's boring.
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3:20:57–3:20:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1703Torch is wooden with a flame on the end.
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3:21:02–3:21:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1704Yeah, well, we say torch for
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3:21:07–3:21:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1705Turn off my
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3:21:36–3:21:40 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1706torch.
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3:21:40–3:21:40 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1707Damn. Oh, the recycling.
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3:21:58–3:21:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1708They do love the recycling.
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3:22:11–3:22:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1709Feels like I'm in Maidstone.
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3:22:19–3:22:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1710So I'll just go through here. Oh, this is
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3:22:28–3:22:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1711quite a nice place though.
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3:22:32–3:22:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1712Oh, red lights. That's the
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3:22:35–3:22:38 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1713light you make love to. The shag
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3:22:38–3:22:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1714room. Nice fluffy rug,
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3:22:42–3:22:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1715red lights.
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3:22:46–3:22:47 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1716What's your perfect shag room? It would
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3:22:54–3:22:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1717have to have a fireplace, roaring
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3:22:56–3:22:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1718fireplace, lights off, maybe some candles
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3:22:59–3:23:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1719or red lights for ambience,
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3:23:03–3:23:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1720fluffy rug. So little fluffy
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3:23:06–3:23:09 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1721bits of the rug tickle your bum.
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3:23:10–3:23:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1722What's this? Is that a little park?
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3:23:25–3:23:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1723Such a creepy park.
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3:23:34–3:23:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1724It's only 8 PM. Why are there no people?
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3:23:39–3:23:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1725The hell is this place? It's deafeningly
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3:23:43–3:23:48 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1726silent.
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3:23:48–3:23:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1727Listen,
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3:23:51–3:23:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1728there's no sound at all. Oh, look at all
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3:23:55–3:23:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1729the rubbish. Oh yeah, tomorrow's,
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3:23:59–3:24:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1730uh, tomorrow's Friday, so it's— was it
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3:24:03–3:24:06 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1731Thursday? I forgot what day it is. Oh,
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3:24:07–3:24:08 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1732look at all the rubbish. Bum bedsuit.
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3:24:09–3:24:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1733Call me not bum bedsuit. Oh, look at that
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3:24:13–3:24:16 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1734creepy path. Where does that go? It's got
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3:24:16–3:24:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1735a little red dot. I think it's a camera.
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3:24:21–3:24:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1736It looks
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3:24:34–3:24:40 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1737like main stern.
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3:24:41–3:24:47 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1738Someone's
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3:24:53–3:25:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1739coming.
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3:25:11–3:25:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1740Oh my God, this place is creepy.
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3:25:18–3:25:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1741What's making
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3:25:56–3:26:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1742that sound?
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3:26:01–3:26:03 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1743Little boy,
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3:26:10–3:26:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1744I'm coming.
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3:26:19–3:26:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1745I really should get a high-vis jacket
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3:26:31–3:26:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1746though. I might be quite invisible in
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3:26:33–3:26:37 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1747the darkness. Oh my God, how high does
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3:26:37–3:26:39 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1748Keeps going higher.
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3:26:44–3:26:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1749Such a weird neighborhood. Doesn't feel
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3:26:52–3:26:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1750like Japan.
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3:26:55–3:26:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1751We're on the east side of the mountain in
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3:27:28–3:27:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1752between Osaka and Nara.
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3:27:31–3:27:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1753Very scary.
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3:27:39–3:27:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1754East side, baby!
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3:27:43–3:27:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1755Have you ever seen EastEnders, the UK
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3:27:48–3:27:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1756sitcom drama show? Soap— it's
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3:27:51–3:27:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1757not a sitcom, it's a soap opera. Have you
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3:27:55–3:27:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1758ever seen EastEnders? God, that smells
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3:27:58–3:28:00 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1759good. Smells like Chinese spring rolls.
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3:28:00–3:28:03 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1760Well, for some reason I was watching the
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3:28:07–3:28:09 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1761very, very first episodes of EastEnders
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3:28:09–3:28:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1762and I was just amazed that everyone in it
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3:28:11–3:28:14 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1763was white. The whole cast was
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3:28:15–3:28:18 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1764all white. I was thinking, yeah,
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3:28:18–3:28:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1765it's not like that now.
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3:28:21–3:28:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1766Which way do I go? Oh yeah,
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3:28:29–3:28:34 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1767my mum used to watch it.
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3:28:37–3:28:38 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1768Uh, what if I go left?
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3:28:44–3:28:47 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1769It goes to a dead end. I go right. Uh,
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3:28:48–3:28:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1770I see. Right and straight.
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3:28:53–3:28:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1771So it's called EastEnders because it
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3:29:06–3:29:09 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1772follows the lives of Londoners who live in
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3:29:09–3:29:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1773the East End.
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3:29:12–3:29:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1774I think the East End is basically right
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3:29:19–3:29:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1775next to Essex, which is why the accents
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3:29:21–3:29:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1776kind of merge. They all sound really
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3:29:23–3:29:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1777stupid. Get out my fucking pub!
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3:29:26–3:29:30 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1778Be like that. It's like Cockney
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3:29:31–3:29:34 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1779London accent.
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3:29:34–3:29:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1780You had Phil Mitchell, Peggy Mitchell,
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3:29:43–3:29:46 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1781Pat Butcher, Ian Beale.
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3:29:46–3:29:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1782They were on that show for decades. You
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3:29:50–3:29:52 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1783can see the first episode when they
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3:29:53–3:29:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1784appeared and they were really young. And
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3:29:55–3:29:57 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1785then like 30 years later, they're still
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3:29:57–3:29:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1786doing it.
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3:29:59–3:29:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1787My dad used to hate it. He probably looked
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3:30:03–3:30:06 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1788down— my dad probably hated it because he
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3:30:06–3:30:08 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1789looked down on the lower class. I think he
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3:30:08–3:30:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1790just didn't like all the fighting and
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3:30:12–3:30:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1791drama. You guys would love it. It's all
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3:30:13–3:30:16 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1792about cheating, backstabbing, talking
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3:30:16–3:30:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1793shit, slagging off each other.
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3:30:19–3:30:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1794Sleeping with other people's wives,
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3:30:22–3:30:24 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1795getting teenagers pregnant. You guys would
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3:30:26–3:30:28 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1796love EastEnders. You should give it a
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3:30:28–3:30:30 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1797My mum used to be addicted to it. I don't
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3:30:43–3:30:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1798know when she stopped watching it. She'd
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3:30:45–3:30:47 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1799There was that one character called Stacy
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3:30:54–3:30:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1800Slater, and then she starts dating some
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3:30:57–3:30:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1801ginger guy, but then she starts having an
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3:30:59–3:31:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1802affair with his dad, and then she's about
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3:31:02–3:31:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1803to get married with the ginger guy
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3:31:04–3:31:06 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1804boyfriend, and then she's still like
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3:31:06–3:31:08 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1805getting fucked by his dad whilst wearing
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3:31:08–3:31:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1806her wedding dress. It was wild.
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3:31:11–3:31:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1807Let's try and walk on the footpath.
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3:31:34–3:31:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1808I can hear— I can feel my ears popping
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3:31:39–3:31:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1809because we've gone so high up.
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3:31:41–3:31:43 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1810Oh yeah, my mum used to watch Neighbours
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3:31:51–3:31:52 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1811as well. Neighbours,
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3:31:52–3:31:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1812everyone is good neighbours. Wow,
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3:31:55–3:31:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1813look! Is that
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3:31:59–3:32:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1814Nara City? Over there.
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3:32:02–3:32:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1815This is like Raccoon City.
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3:32:08–3:32:09 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1816We got intel about the zombie infection.
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3:32:11–3:32:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1817That city is going to be overrun in 2
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3:32:15–3:32:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1818days. We're leaving for the mountains.
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3:32:19–3:32:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1819Suck it, Raccoon City.
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3:32:23–3:32:25 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1820All gonna zombify. In 10 hours.
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3:32:27–3:32:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1821Not me though, I'm gonna hide
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3:32:32–3:32:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1822out in the woods, gonna eat, eat berries
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3:32:36–3:32:39 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1823and slugs.
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3:32:39–3:32:40 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1824Damn, that looks pretty cool though,
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3:32:43–3:32:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1825the city of Nara.
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3:32:46–3:32:48 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1826Look at the light coming out of it.
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3:32:58–3:33:00 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1827We're heading into the mountains.
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3:33:02–3:33:06 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1828Oh my God, zombie dog.
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3:33:10–3:33:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1829Look, you're gonna go forwards there and
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3:33:15–3:33:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1830then go up there. So we left the city
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3:33:19–3:33:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1831down there. The city's there.
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3:33:23–3:33:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1832Then we're gonna go there,
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3:33:29–3:33:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1833and then we gotta get through this big
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3:33:34–3:33:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1834mountain thing. Oh my God,
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3:33:37–3:33:40 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1835how do we get past this massive mountain?
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3:33:40–3:33:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_18365 more hours, that's nothing.
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3:34:01–3:34:03 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1837Easy numbers.
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3:34:05–3:34:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1838We definitely can't walk all the way to
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3:34:10–3:34:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1839Ümedal. I think we just get through the
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3:34:12–3:34:14 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1840mountain and then look for a bicycle on
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3:34:15–3:34:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1841the other side, and then we ride the
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3:34:18–3:34:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1842bicycle into the middle.
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3:34:20–3:34:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1843Sunny's having a secret meetup with Mila.
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3:34:43–3:34:46 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1844Mila was the Sunny of today.
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3:34:50–3:34:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1845No, wait, that sounds wrong. We definitely
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3:34:55–3:34:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1846did not make love.
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3:34:59–3:34:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1847Oh wow, thanks. Life on marble.
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3:35:41–3:35:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1848Did you say no content in England? Are you
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3:35:46–3:35:48 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1849kidding? Well, only if there's a girl that
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3:35:49–3:35:52 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1850helps me make content, like Always,
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3:35:52–3:35:57 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1851as always is the case, no girls,
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3:35:58–3:36:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1852no content. This is what my content's like
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3:36:01–3:36:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1853with no girls. Did you say no content in
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3:36:04–3:36:07 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1854England? Are you kidding? Why?
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3:36:07–3:36:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1855Oh, is that the mountain? Oh my God,
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3:36:12–3:36:14 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1856it's miles away.
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3:36:14–3:36:16 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1857Okay, which way now? Turn right
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3:36:26–3:36:30 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1858and then left. Okay, so we gotta head that
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3:36:31–3:36:34 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1859way somehow.
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3:36:34–3:36:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1860Are you sure it's turn right?
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3:36:44–3:36:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1861Uh, yeah, if we turn left, we have to go
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3:36:51–3:36:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1862all the way around this pond.
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3:36:54–3:36:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1863It smells like duck water. It's a
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3:36:58–3:37:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1864pretty big pond here, but you can't really
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3:37:02–3:37:03 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1865I started watching when you pulled your
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3:37:40–3:37:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1866heart out from your bedroom.
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3:37:42–3:37:43 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1867Well, now I just do it on stream, but I
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3:37:45–3:37:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1868got older, so I don't really get so
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3:37:50–3:37:52 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1869emotional about things anymore.
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3:37:52–3:37:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1870Although I did cry. When I came back from
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3:38:01–3:38:03 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1871the bar because I had such a great time
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3:38:04–3:38:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1872and I thought, damn, I missed out on this
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3:38:06–3:38:09 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1873my entire life. Now I'm nearly dead.
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3:38:10–3:38:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1874I think the worst thing is feeling
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3:38:24–3:38:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1875like you missed out on something in life
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3:38:27–3:38:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1876or you have regrets as you get towards the
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3:38:29–3:38:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1877end of it.
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3:38:32–3:38:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1878I think when you're nearing the end, the
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3:38:44–3:38:46 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1879feeling of, well, I tried my best, that's
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3:38:46–3:38:48 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1880probably the best feeling.
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3:38:49–3:38:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1881I find the, the respectfulness and
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3:39:05–3:39:08 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1882politeness of the Japanese people to be
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3:39:08–3:39:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1883very contradicting. Like, on one hand they
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3:39:12–3:39:15 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1884seem very respectful with the whole bowing
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3:39:15–3:39:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1885stuff, saying goodbye to colleagues, and
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3:39:17–3:39:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1886then they can be really rude and like
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3:39:20–3:39:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1887start yelling at you over nothing, like
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3:39:22–3:39:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1888being filmed accidentally for one second.
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3:39:26–3:39:28 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1889Okay, here we go. Let me go
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3:39:34–3:39:37 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1890up here.
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3:39:37–3:39:38 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1891Yeah, I can really feel like we're going
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3:39:41–3:39:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1892up a mountain.
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3:39:42–3:39:43 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1893You get the wrong idea of Japanese people
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3:39:47–3:39:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1894thinking they're beta and really
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3:39:49–3:39:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1895respectful, and then you
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3:39:51–3:39:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1896find out the hard way that they do have
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3:39:55–3:39:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1897some teeth.
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3:39:58–3:39:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1898They're also pretty big, the Japanese
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3:40:05–3:40:08 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1899guys. They can be pretty big,
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3:40:08–3:40:09 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_19006-foot-plus, big shoulders. The myth
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3:40:09–3:40:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1901of them being like tiny Asian men It's not
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3:40:13–3:40:16 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1902really true anymore. There's some big
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3:40:16–3:40:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1903Japanese guys. I don't feel like I'm very
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3:40:20–3:40:25 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1904big anymore.
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3:40:25–3:40:25 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1905Kids these days getting big.
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3:40:28–3:40:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1906Oh, thanks Dante.
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3:40:32–3:40:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1907Konbanwa to you.
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3:40:34–3:40:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1908Oh my God, we're really going up a
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3:40:39–3:40:40 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1909mountain. Mountain now.
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3:40:40–3:40:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1910See a lot of 6-foot-tall Japanese guys
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3:40:56–3:40:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1911recently.
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3:40:59–3:41:00 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1912They could all beat me up easily.
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3:41:03–3:41:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1913I'm going this way and then— oh my God,
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3:41:10–3:41:14 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1914it's freaking ages away. How are
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3:41:14–3:41:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1915we gonna do that?
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3:41:18–3:41:18 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1916Just keep going, one foot
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3:41:25–3:41:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1917in front of the other.
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3:41:29–3:41:30 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1918Damn, the view's pretty good though. Look
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3:41:33–3:41:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1919at that mountain.
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3:41:36–3:41:37 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1920Oh my God, scared me.
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3:42:02–3:42:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1921Con banh hoa. Good evening, Daniel. Good
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3:42:06–3:42:09 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1922evening, everyone.
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3:42:09–3:42:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1923It's so weird. Everyone living here, they
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3:42:18–3:42:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1924have their own lives and stories. Why are
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3:42:21–3:42:24 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1925they here? They could go anywhere they
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3:42:24–3:42:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1926want, but they chose here. Here.
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3:42:28–3:42:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1927There.
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3:42:33–3:42:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1928It's a pretty narrow corner. Thought I
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3:43:14–3:43:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1929would stop and let him go cuz I'm nice.
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3:43:17–3:43:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1930These are like the roads I did my driving
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3:43:23–3:43:25 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1931lessons on, very tiny.
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3:43:25–3:43:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1932If another car comes, you got to stop to
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3:43:28–3:43:30 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1933the side like this.
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3:43:31–3:43:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1934There's a YouTube video of some yellow guy
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3:43:38–3:43:39 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1935who did his driving test and he filmed it
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3:43:40–3:43:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1936and he failed it on this very tight
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3:43:42–3:43:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1937country corner. I don't know how.
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3:43:45–3:43:48 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1938I think he just— he didn't get enough gas
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3:43:48–3:43:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1939on the biting point and the car rolled
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3:43:50–3:43:52 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1940back, nearly hit the wall. I had
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3:43:52–3:43:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1941to do that exact same corner on my lessons
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3:43:56–3:43:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1942and it was scary. It's like
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3:43:59–3:44:03 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1943very sharp turn but you're on a hill, you
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3:44:04–3:44:07 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1944gotta stop on the hill to check if it's
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3:44:08–3:44:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1945safe to go out and do the turn.
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3:44:11–3:44:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1946Very scary.
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3:44:16–3:44:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1947It looks like a far, far— it looks very
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3:44:38–3:44:40 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1948far on the map, but I'm actually making
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3:44:40–3:44:43 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1949good progress every time I check it.
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3:44:43–3:44:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1950We're moving quite quickly.
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3:44:46–3:44:47 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1951The worst thing is when you're on a hill
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3:45:07–3:45:09 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1952and you have to stop on the hill because
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3:45:09–3:45:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1953the traffic stops or there's a red light.
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3:45:14–3:45:16 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1954It's so scary. It's easy to hold the car
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3:45:16–3:45:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1955on the clutch, but you wear the clutch out
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3:45:20–3:45:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1956if you do that too long. So you had to put
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3:45:21–3:45:24 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1957it into— put clutch down and
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3:45:25–3:45:28 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1958then put handbrake down. But then when you
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3:45:29–3:45:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1959need to go again, oh my God, it's scary.
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3:45:32–3:45:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1960Biting point. Put a lot of gas.
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3:45:34–3:45:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1961Need like half the gas pedal down. You
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3:45:38–3:45:40 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1962don't put enough gas, car stalls. Gotta
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3:45:41–3:45:43 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1963slam on the brakes before it rolls back.
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3:45:43–3:45:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1964Oh my God. Wow,
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3:45:46–3:45:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1965look, we're over the train tracks now.
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3:45:49–3:45:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1966Do you like this stream of blackness?
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3:45:54–3:45:57 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1967Darkness.
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3:46:00–3:46:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1968Where am
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3:46:16–3:46:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1969I going?
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3:46:22–3:46:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1970I feel like the UK will never change from
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3:46:33–3:46:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_197188% of people driving manual. It's just
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3:46:37–3:46:40 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1972ingrained in the British culture to think
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3:46:40–3:46:43 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1973automatics are lame. Even my mum thinks
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3:46:43–3:46:47 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1974automatics are lame. She said it's lazy to
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3:46:47–3:46:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1975drive an automatic. Surely it's lazy
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3:46:51–3:46:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1976to drive at all.
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3:46:54–3:46:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1977You always talk about people. No,
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3:46:59–3:47:03 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1978I talk about driving. Talk about the stock
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3:47:03–3:47:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1979market, uh,
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3:47:06–3:47:09 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1980talk about biology and science,
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3:47:09–3:47:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1981also the meaning of life. Why are
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3:47:12–3:47:16 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1982we here? How are we
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3:47:16–3:47:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1983all existing on this ball of rock spinning
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3:47:20–3:47:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1984around in this endless black void? What is
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3:47:22–3:47:25 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1985the point of it all?
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3:47:25–3:47:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1986The endless expanses
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3:47:32–3:47:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1987of black nothingness. Why is it there?
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3:47:35–3:47:39 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1988Why is it black?
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3:47:41–3:47:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1989These are the questions. I can't see
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3:47:46–3:47:48 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1990anything, I need my torch.
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3:47:49–3:47:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1991Okay.
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3:47:52–3:47:52 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1992I don't understand why my torch is shining
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3:47:56–3:47:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1993forwards but my shadow is there.
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3:47:59–3:48:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1994Ah, it's a bit better now.
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3:48:04–3:48:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1995Wow, look at these houses.
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3:48:23–3:48:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1996Damn, that looks
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3:48:37–3:48:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1997really fun. Look how fun that looks.
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3:48:41–3:48:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1998Don't even need to pedal, just roll down.
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3:48:45–3:48:48 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_1999Wow, these houses don't look very
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3:48:50–3:48:52 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2000Japanese. They look kind of Malaysian.
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3:48:52–3:48:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2001What is that?
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3:49:01–3:49:03 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2002It's like a little prison.
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3:49:06–3:49:08 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2003That's where you keep your woman.
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3:49:12–3:49:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2004Hose her down in the cage.
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3:49:16–3:49:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2005That's where you go if you're a naughty
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3:49:20–3:49:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2006boy. Lock you up in the cage.
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3:49:22–3:49:24 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2007Oh my God, it's getting steeper.
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3:49:35–3:49:37 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2008I don't
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3:49:41–3:49:46 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2009know where we go. This way.
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3:49:47–3:49:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2010Damn, this is a weird place. Sidecar
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3:49:51–3:49:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2011This place is so weird. Oh my God, look at
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3:50:10–3:50:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2012that hill! Jesus Christ,
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3:50:13–3:50:16 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2013that is a ski slope! Look at that!
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3:50:17–3:50:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2014I don't know if you can see it well on the
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3:50:21–3:50:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2015camera, but that is damn steep.
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3:50:23–3:50:24 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2016Oh, he's going down it!
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3:50:31–3:50:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2017It. Holy fuck. Oh my God.
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3:50:35–3:50:38 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2018Oh shit, that's so steep.
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3:50:40–3:50:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2019Oh my God, I'm going to trip down it.
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3:50:44–3:50:46 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2020If you fell there, you would roll all the
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3:50:49–3:50:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2021way down like a donut.
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3:50:51–3:50:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2022Imagine you got to go up that on a man
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3:50:56–3:51:00 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2023manual and then you have to stop. That was
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3:51:01–3:51:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2024scary.
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3:51:04–3:51:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2025I remember my girlfriend took me on a road
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3:51:07–3:51:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2026trip to some mountainous area and we were
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3:51:11–3:51:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2027driving through the mountains on these
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3:51:13–3:51:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2028really narrow roads and she was going
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3:51:17–3:51:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2029really fast and I was so scared we're
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3:51:19–3:51:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2030gonna fall off the edge of the mountain.
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3:51:22–3:51:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2031God, I was so nervous.
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3:51:25–3:51:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2032I hate mountain driving. Reminds me when
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3:51:30–3:51:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2033I was in Taiwan staying at that Taiwanese
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3:51:34–3:51:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2034girl's house. Her dad and her brother took
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3:51:35–3:51:37 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2035us to some mountain area in the central
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3:51:38–3:51:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2036part of Taiwan, and we had to like drive
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3:51:41–3:51:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2037up a mountain on these very narrow roads
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3:51:45–3:51:47 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2038that had no barriers. And I
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3:51:47–3:51:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2039was like filming the video out the window
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3:51:50–3:51:52 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2040and the edge of the cliff was just like
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3:51:53–3:51:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2041right outside the window. If part of the
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3:51:55–3:51:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2042road gave way, the car would have just
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3:51:59–3:52:00 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2043fell off. And then the car got stuck
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3:52:00–3:52:03 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2044because there was like a little hole, so
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3:52:03–3:52:06 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2045the brother jumped out, he put a rock in
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3:52:06–3:52:09 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2046the hole so the car could drive over the
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3:52:10–3:52:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2047hole. I thought, wow, he's such a good
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3:52:11–3:52:14 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2048son. If that was me, I would have just sat
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3:52:15–3:52:15 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2049in the car and made dad would have done
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3:52:16–3:52:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2050it. The dad was revving the car and the
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3:52:17–3:52:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2051son was like putting little rocks in the
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3:52:20–3:52:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2052hole. He raised a
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3:52:23–3:52:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2053good son. I would have just sat there not
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3:52:26–3:52:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2054helping.
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3:52:29–3:52:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2055Oh my God, who are these people? I'm gonna
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3:52:37–3:52:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2056fuck them up.
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3:52:41–3:52:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2057Holy crap, look at that road!
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3:52:45–3:52:48 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2058That's like a ski slope too.
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3:52:49–3:52:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2059Some signs of civilization here.
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3:53:10–3:53:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2060Why are you so useless? I don't know, no
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3:53:14–3:53:16 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2061one taught me how to take initiative. Oh,
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3:53:16–3:53:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2062look, delinquents. Why do they— they do
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3:53:20–3:53:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2063like the squat on the road and they smoke.
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3:53:22–3:53:25 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2064Where are
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3:53:34–3:53:38 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2065we going? Well, I'm in the road.
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3:53:44–3:53:46 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2066Okay, we go straight ahead,
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3:53:52–3:53:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2067turn right.
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3:53:56–3:53:57 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2068The way they're squatting on the road
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3:54:06–3:54:07 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2069looks so stupid. It's literally like a
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3:54:07–3:54:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2070chimpanzee squat. Why would you sit like
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3:54:11–3:54:14 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2071that? It looks like they're gonna poop.
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3:54:14–3:54:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2072The Asian squat.
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3:54:19–3:54:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2073Why do you want someone to teach you?
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3:54:25–3:54:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2074Because you need to be taught how to do
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3:54:29–3:54:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2075stuff from an early age.
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3:54:32–3:54:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2076I think I was just spoiled. My parents did
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3:54:42–3:54:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2077everything for me, never asked me to help,
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3:54:44–3:54:46 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2078so I never felt like I had to.
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3:54:49–3:54:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2079I always had like mini culture shocks when
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3:54:55–3:54:57 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2080I went over to my friend's house and their
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3:54:57–3:54:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2081parents would tell me off or something.
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3:54:59–3:55:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2082I remember one time my friend's mum said
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3:55:02–3:55:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2083to me, Daniel, didn't your mum ever tell
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3:55:04–3:55:08 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2084you to say please and thank you? And I was
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3:55:09–3:55:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2085like, no. My friend's mum would cook
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3:55:11–3:55:15 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2086us dinner and I just sit there and start
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3:55:15–3:55:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2087eating. She was expecting me to say thank
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3:55:17–3:55:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2088you. I can't believe I wouldn't even say
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3:55:20–3:55:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2089thank you if my friend's mum made me food.
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3:55:23–3:55:25 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2090No one ever disciplined me. The only
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3:55:47–3:55:48 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2091discipline I got was I got smacked on the
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3:55:48–3:55:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2092bum, and I don't really think
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3:55:50–3:55:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2093that solves anything because I was like,
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3:55:55–3:55:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2094oh no, I got smacked. It hurts for like 2
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3:55:58–3:56:00 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2095minutes and then I'm back to normal,
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3:56:01–3:56:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2096and now I'm just mad because you hit me,
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3:56:04–3:56:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2097so I'm gonna do it more. More.
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3:56:06–3:56:09 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2098The smacking didn't make me do it less,
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3:56:09–3:56:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2099it just made me do it more.
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3:56:11–3:56:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2100I never got smacked and I feel like I'm
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3:56:15–3:56:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2101not going to do the thing I did that got
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3:56:17–3:56:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2102me smacked again.
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3:56:19–3:56:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2103So I think smacking, it doesn't really
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3:56:22–3:56:24 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2104work.
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3:56:24–3:56:25 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2105This road's kind of confusing. I don't
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3:56:46–3:56:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2106know, she's got such a big bum.
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3:56:50–3:56:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2107She's such a tiny lady, but her bum's so
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3:56:53–3:56:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2108round and big. Lucky man gets
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3:56:55–3:57:00 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2109to enjoy that.
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3:57:01–3:57:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2110I think I go down there.
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3:57:05–3:57:06 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2111Rotary Plaza.
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3:57:19–3:57:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2112Go down here.
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3:57:25–3:57:28 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2113Ola One is a nice big bum,
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3:57:44–3:57:47 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2114round and plump. I'm good for fun.
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3:57:48–3:57:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2115Work it, beloved lady.
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3:57:59–3:58:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2116All I want is my fat bum in
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3:58:03–3:58:07 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2117my bed at 1 AM.
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3:58:07–3:58:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2118Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday.
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3:58:12–3:58:14 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2119Friday Big Bum every night.
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3:58:15–3:58:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2120Oh, someone's running.
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3:58:19–3:58:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2121I thought he was chasing me.
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3:58:40–3:58:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2122Why are you guys fighting in the chat?
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3:58:49–3:58:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2123No need to fight over me. There's enough
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3:58:56–3:58:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2124Daniel for everyone to enjoy.
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3:58:59–3:59:00 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2125I'm grinding the YouTube ads.
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3:59:26–3:59:28 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_212625 dollar. For 12
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3:59:30–3:59:34 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2127hours of walking, easy money.
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3:59:34–3:59:37 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2128My job is to literally just walk. It's so
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3:59:41–3:59:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2129funny. Walk and walk and
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3:59:44–3:59:48 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2130talk and talk. Okay,
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3:59:48–3:59:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2131left or right?
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3:59:51–3:59:52 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2132Right, I think we go left.
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3:59:57–3:59:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2133Oh, thanks Dante. How did it feel when
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4:00:01–4:00:03 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2134Pete asked you to fuck off? Turned me on.
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4:00:03–4:00:06 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2135I wanted to shake his hand, but my hand
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4:00:10–4:00:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2136was all sweaty, but that would have been
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4:00:11–4:00:14 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2137hot, mixing our fluids,
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4:00:15–4:00:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2138hand fluids, man to man.
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4:00:19–4:00:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2139I wanted Connor to punch me in the face,
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4:00:25–4:00:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2140tell me to fuck off, you useless
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4:00:28–4:00:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2141failed YouTuber, and then spit on me too.
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4:00:33–4:00:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2142And then I'll be like, thanks, Connor.
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4:00:39–4:00:40 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2143Tell Chris I said hi. Tell Chris I wank
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4:00:41–4:00:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2144over him every night. I love you, Chris.
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4:00:46–4:00:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2145It looked like someone came in the hole
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4:00:51–4:00:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2146and then it dripped out. I have
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4:00:54–4:00:57 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2147a dirty mind. What? How am I supposed to
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4:00:58–4:01:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2148I don't get why the cum drips out the hole
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4:01:06–4:01:08 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2149though. I thought it's supposed to stay in
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4:01:08–4:01:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2150the hole. It says go up there.
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4:01:11–4:01:14 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2151What? Okay,
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4:01:15–4:01:18 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2152isn't that someone's house? What?
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4:01:19–4:01:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2153I can't go up here.
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4:01:22–4:01:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2154I think we go back.
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4:01:28–4:01:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2155Or does it mean go down here? What?
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4:01:36–4:01:38 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2156What the fuck is that?
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4:01:42–4:01:43 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2157You are kidding. I can't even see it.
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4:01:45–4:01:47 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2158You're saying I have to go down there?
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4:01:53–4:01:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2159Fuck off, I'm not going down there.
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4:01:56–4:01:57 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2160What even is that? And then up those
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4:02:00–4:02:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2161steps? Uh, no,
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4:02:03–4:02:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2162no,
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4:02:06–4:02:06 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2163no, that's like the entrance to the sewer
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4:02:10–4:02:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2164level in Resident Evil.
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4:02:12–4:02:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2165I'll just go the long way.
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4:02:17–4:02:18 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2166Oh well, thanks, Dan. How did it feel when
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4:02:20–4:02:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2167Pete asked you to fuck off? It was
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4:02:22–4:02:24 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2168amazing. I thought it was
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4:02:25–4:02:28 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2169like a sewer Canal. Why is there steps
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4:02:29–4:02:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2170going down into it? Oh look, I think it is
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4:02:33–4:02:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2171like a little road. It's like a little
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4:02:36–4:02:39 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2172road that goes down here. I'm not going
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4:02:39–4:02:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2173down there.
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4:02:41–4:02:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2174We have to go around here.
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4:03:02–4:03:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2175Yeah, if I get a baby,
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4:03:12–4:03:16 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2176my channel is going to be so finished
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4:03:17–4:03:18 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2177because I can't just suddenly leave. And
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4:03:19–4:03:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2178go meet different people.
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4:03:22–4:03:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2179I'll be stuck wherever the baby is.
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4:03:25–4:03:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2180Ditching my wife and unborn— no, ditching
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4:03:28–4:03:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2181my wife and my firstborn son in the night.
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4:03:32–4:03:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2182I stream it, just me running away.
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4:03:36–4:03:38 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2183I would have to make baby content.
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4:03:50–4:03:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2184Why I hate being a dad.
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4:03:54–4:03:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2185So boring. He shits 10 times a day.
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4:03:58–4:04:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2186It comes out green.
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4:04:02–4:04:03 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2187This is mountain life in Japan.
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4:04:10–4:04:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2188It's really weird.
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4:04:13–4:04:14 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2189I never liked mountain life. Have you ever
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4:04:20–4:04:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2190been to Genting Highlands in Malaysia? It
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4:04:23–4:04:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2191feels sad and lonely, like the Misty
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4:04:27–4:04:30 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2192Mountains. Oh, thanks,
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4:04:30–4:04:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2193Dante. If I had time machine, I'd go back
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4:04:34–4:04:37 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2194to 2018. And not ruin my YouTube
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4:04:38–4:04:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2195reputation. I wish people still respected
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4:04:41–4:04:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2196me and I had YouTube credibility. I just
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4:04:45–4:04:48 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2197trolled too much. Now people don't care
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4:04:49–4:04:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2198about what I say. That's the problem.
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4:04:51–4:04:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2199Even if what I say is correct,
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4:04:55–4:04:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2200no one cares anymore because I've got like
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4:04:58–4:05:00 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2201a troll reputation.
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4:05:01–4:05:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2202Even if I have a good take, it's not worth
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4:05:08–4:05:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2203anything now. I should have taken more
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4:05:12–4:05:15 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2204care over that stuff.
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4:05:16–4:05:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2205As a YouTuber. You have to pick your words
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4:05:28–4:05:30 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2206very carefully. You say the wrong thing
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4:05:31–4:05:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2207too many times, people just get fed up
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4:05:34–4:05:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2208Why are these people following me?
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4:05:41–4:05:43 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2209Oh wow, thanks. If you had a time machine,
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4:06:03–4:06:06 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2210what era would you go? Yeah, maybe back to
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4:06:07–4:06:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_22112018 era.
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4:06:10–4:06:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2212You know what the whole, you know,
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4:06:17–4:06:18 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2213so-and-so canceled me and
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4:06:18–4:06:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2214thing. You know what it's kind of like?
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4:06:22–4:06:24 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2215It's like you got a very annoying fly in
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4:06:25–4:06:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2216your house and you end up destroying the
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4:06:27–4:06:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2217whole house trying to kill the fly, and
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4:06:30–4:06:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2218then you don't even succeed killing the
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4:06:31–4:06:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2219fly. Have you seen that Mr. Bean thing?
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4:06:33–4:06:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2220It's not Mr. Bean, but it's the same
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4:06:37–4:06:38 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2221actor, Rowan Atkinson. He did this short
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4:06:39–4:06:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2222series on Netflix. It was called The Fly
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4:06:42–4:06:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2223or something. And then this fly— is it a
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4:06:45–4:06:48 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2224fly or is it a bee? No, it's called the
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4:06:48–4:06:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2225bee. Yeah, it's like this bee comes
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4:06:49–4:06:52 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2226into his house that he's supposed to be
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4:06:52–4:06:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2227looking after, and then he ends up
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4:06:54–4:06:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2228smashing everything, destroying the house,
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4:06:56–4:06:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2229trying to kill the bee. That's like me.
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4:06:58–4:07:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2230I completely wrecked my channel to try and
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4:07:02–4:07:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2231smash this thing that I thought was the
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4:07:05–4:07:07 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2232enemy, and then it ended up not even
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4:07:07–4:07:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2233getting Well, it did get smashed up
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4:07:11–4:07:15 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2234the bumhole,
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4:07:15–4:07:16 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2235and the only loser at the end of the day
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4:07:21–4:07:24 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2236was me. I lost
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4:07:24–4:07:28 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2237my foot in the door to YouTube fame and
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4:07:28–4:07:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2238glory.
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4:07:32–4:07:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2239God, I wish I lived here. Wish I had
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4:07:47–4:07:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2240a waifu living here. Knock on the door,
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4:07:51–4:07:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2241say, I'm back, get the bed warmed up,
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4:07:55–4:07:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2242baby.
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4:07:59–4:07:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2243And then she cuts me some spaghetti.
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4:08:03–4:08:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2244The problem with being a YouTuber is the
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4:08:16–4:08:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2245number one thing you cannot do is show
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4:08:19–4:08:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2246your fangs. As soon as a YouTuber gets
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4:08:22–4:08:24 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2247kind of nasty, a bit angry and hostile,
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4:08:25–4:08:28 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2248they just they look really bad.
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4:08:28–4:08:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2249So you've got all this influential power
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4:08:32–4:08:34 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2250as a popular YouTuber, but you can't
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4:08:34–4:08:37 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2251really use it.
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4:08:37–4:08:38 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2252You can't really use it to smite your
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4:08:42–4:08:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2253enemies. It's like having a nuclear
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4:08:44–4:08:46 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2254missile. You've got this unbelievable
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4:08:46–4:08:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2255potential power to destroy your enemies,
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4:08:50–4:08:52 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2256but then you use it and then you like a
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4:08:52–4:08:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2257massive dick for nuking someone. That's
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4:08:54–4:08:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2258what it's kind of like. It's like
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4:08:58–4:08:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2259pointless power. As soon as you try and
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4:09:00–4:09:03 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2260use it, it's game over.
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4:09:04–4:09:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2261It's never a good look for a YouTuber to
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4:09:09–4:09:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2262try and destroy people unless they're
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4:09:11–4:09:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2263destroying bad people like Coffeezilla,
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4:09:13–4:09:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2264but I I just— I try to destroy my exes
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4:09:19–4:09:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2265with my channel, which looks pretty bad.
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4:09:22–4:09:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2266Like, she dumped me, so she's a bitch,
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4:09:38–4:09:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2267and I, after 329 I'm so
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4:09:42–4:09:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2268stuck at that kind of stuff. It was pretty
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4:09:46–4:09:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2269Oh my God, why is it so damn dark? I can't
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4:10:04–4:10:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2271Um, we're kind of getting there. Look, we
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4:10:12–4:10:15 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2272just gotta go up here and then across.
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4:10:15–4:10:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2273There's kind of 2 mountains. There's a
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4:10:19–4:10:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2274mini mountain before the big mountain,
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4:10:21–4:10:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2275but I think we might not have to climb
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4:10:29–4:10:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2276anymore because we're already quite high
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4:10:32–4:10:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2277up compared to where the main city is.
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4:10:33–4:10:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2278Located. It says 5 hours, but I think it
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4:10:50–4:10:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2279won't take that long.
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4:10:54–4:10:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2280We're making good progress.
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4:10:58–4:10:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2281The sushi is energizing me.
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4:11:02–4:11:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2282What time is it? It's 9 o'clock.
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4:11:07–4:11:08 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2283Says I got a message. Oh,
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4:11:16–4:11:18 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2284it's nothing.
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4:11:19–4:11:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2285Is a big old plum, big and brown,
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4:11:28–4:11:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2286and smells like plum.
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4:11:35–4:11:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2287Do you think I can even get back to the
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4:11:59–4:12:00 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2288guest house before my batteries die? I
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4:12:01–4:12:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2289don't know, my stream might just black
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4:12:02–4:12:06 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2290out and I'm not even near.
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4:12:07–4:12:08 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2291Which way?
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4:12:14–4:12:14 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2292Forwards.
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4:12:33–4:12:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2293It is kind of weird how I can't seem to
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4:12:36–4:12:39 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2294have kids. Maybe it's a blessing.
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4:12:39–4:12:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2295It wasn't supposed to be Otherwise, I
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4:12:43–4:12:46 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2296would have had a kid with that chlamydia
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4:12:46–4:12:48 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2297girlfriend, I think. So, um,
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4:12:48–4:12:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2298definitely not with the Korean woman
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4:12:52–4:12:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2299because she always made me use protection.
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4:12:53–4:12:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2300Definitely not with the French girl
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4:12:56–4:12:57 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2301because she always was on the pill. So my
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4:12:57–4:12:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2302third really unprotected girlfriend, or
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4:12:59–4:13:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2303first unprotected girlfriend, would have
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4:13:02–4:13:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2304been the chlamydia girlfriend. I reckon
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4:13:05–4:13:07 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2305she's the reason I can't have kids because
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4:13:07–4:13:09 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2306I reckon without the chlamydia we would
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4:13:12–4:13:14 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2308been a complete train wreck because she
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4:13:15–4:13:16 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2309was like a mess. She was a complete
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4:13:17–4:13:18 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2310emotional wreck, definitely has some
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4:13:19–4:13:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2311kind of issues. Don't know about maybe
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4:13:23–4:13:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2312daddy issues, mommy issues, don't know.
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4:13:27–4:13:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2313She had a weirdo brother at the time. He
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4:13:30–4:13:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2314was like 41, no job, no girlfriend,
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4:13:32–4:13:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2315lives with his parents. He must be like 50
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4:13:36–4:13:40 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2316now, 55, but he still has no job,
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4:13:40–4:13:43 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2317no girlfriend.
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4:13:44–4:13:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2318Oh my God.
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4:13:58–4:13:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2319Should I go in here?
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4:14:03–4:14:03 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2320Yeah, really made me step into the gutter,
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4:14:08–4:14:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2321thank you very much.
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4:14:10–4:14:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2322Doesn't even
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4:14:18–4:14:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2323thank me. So I
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4:14:23–4:14:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2324pre-accidentally knock her up, even though
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4:14:27–4:14:30 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2325I have no money, no job. 2014, I wasn't
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4:14:30–4:14:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2326doing YouTube. If I knocked her up and
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4:14:33–4:14:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2327I became her husband, I would have had to
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4:14:37–4:14:40 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2328get a job pretty much straight away, so I
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4:14:40–4:14:43 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2329wouldn't have time or even have the idea
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4:14:44–4:14:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2330of doing YouTube because I'd be so busy,
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4:14:46–4:14:48 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2331probably. And then I'd probably get
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4:14:51–4:14:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2333Yeah, that chlamydia girlfriend, she
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4:15:00–4:15:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2334wanted to get married. We were going to—
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4:15:01–4:15:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2335we went to the town hall, got the
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4:15:05–4:15:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2336documents, signed it all. All I had to do
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4:15:06–4:15:08 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2337was go to Osaka to the British Embassy to
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4:15:09–4:15:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2338get the declaration of affidavit.
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4:15:12–4:15:14 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2339And then we would have gotten married and
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4:15:22–4:15:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2340she would have been pregnant. She would
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4:15:24–4:15:28 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2341have told me to get a job doing anything,
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4:15:28–4:15:30 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2342teaching English maybe.
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4:15:31–4:15:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2343And then I'd probably have like a
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4:15:37–4:15:38 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_234410-year-old kid now, probably more, cuz we
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4:15:38–4:15:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2345kept— we would keep smashing unprotected.
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4:15:42–4:15:43 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2346Probably have like 5 kids.
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4:15:45–4:15:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2347Whoa, very narrow.
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4:15:52–4:15:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2348Yeah, I'm glad I got chlamydia and we
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4:16:01–4:16:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2349didn't go down that route.
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4:16:05–4:16:06 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2350Because so many things would not have
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4:16:11–4:16:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2351happened if that had happened. I'd be
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4:16:13–4:16:15 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2352stick— stuck living in boring Oita.
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4:16:15–4:16:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2353Imagine living in Oita, tiny little
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4:16:17–4:16:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2354middle of nowhere town near
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4:16:21–4:16:25 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2355Beppu. If I live in
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4:16:25–4:16:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2356Japan, I want to live somewhere cool,
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4:16:29–4:16:30 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2357like in a big city, not some middle of
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4:16:31–4:16:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2358nowhere town.
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4:16:33–4:16:34 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2359And then she would be stuck there because
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4:16:37–4:16:38 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2360her family's there. They have to meet her
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4:16:38–4:16:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2361family. Oh my God, thank God.
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4:16:42–4:16:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2362Okay, okay, keep going.
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4:16:47–4:16:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2363Now we're going downhill. What?
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4:16:52–4:16:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2364Oh, why are we going down? That means I've
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4:17:04–4:17:07 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2365got to go back up again when we get near
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4:17:07–4:17:09 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2366Bicycle would be fun here.
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4:17:20–4:17:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2367And then if I didn't get chlamydia girl
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4:17:29–4:17:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2368pregnant, the next one would have been—
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4:17:31–4:17:34 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2369who'd I date after her?
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4:17:34–4:17:37 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_23702015, I didn't date anyone.
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4:17:38–4:17:39 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2371'16, I didn't date anyone either. Just met
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4:17:41–4:17:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2372the Korean girl on and off.
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4:17:45–4:17:47 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2373It was a single mother girlfriend. She was
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4:17:48–4:17:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2374the next one.
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4:17:50–4:17:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2375So if I got single mother girlfriend
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4:17:54–4:17:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2376pregnant, I would have an 18-year-old
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4:17:56–4:17:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2377stepdaughter, which sounds kind of
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4:17:59–4:18:03 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2378So at the time, the daughter was 11.
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4:18:11–4:18:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2379Imagine I got a single mother girlfriend
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4:18:14–4:18:15 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2380pregnant, had like a 1-year-old baby. I'd
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4:18:19–4:18:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2382when I'm 29. She was like 8 years older,
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4:18:23–4:18:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_23839 years older, living in the middle of
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4:18:26–4:18:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2384nowhere in Nagano Prefecture. I really
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4:18:29–4:18:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2385hope the signal doesn't cut out here
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4:18:33–4:18:34 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2386because there's nowhere to go. I'd have to
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4:18:35–4:18:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2387keep going or go back because I'm not
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4:18:37–4:18:40 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2388doing this walk without the stream,
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4:18:40–4:18:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2389otherwise be a waste of time. Let's just
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4:18:45–4:18:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2391Because it's looking pretty naturey.
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4:18:48–4:18:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2392Should be fine.
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4:18:53–4:18:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2393Yeah, so if I impregnated the single
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4:18:57–4:18:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2394mother, I'd be living in the middle of
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4:19:00–4:19:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2395nowhere Nagano with a 12-year-old
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4:19:01–4:19:03 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2396stepdaughter who probably hates me,
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4:19:04–4:19:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2397doesn't listen to anything I say. I have
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4:19:07–4:19:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2398like a 1-year-old screaming baby and would
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4:19:10–4:19:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2399be living in a tiny little one-room
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4:19:12–4:19:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2400apartment because we're broke. Broke, my
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4:19:13–4:19:16 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2401YouTube channel might not have taken off
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4:19:16–4:19:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2402because how would I make videos with all
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4:19:19–4:19:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2403these kids? Me being
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4:19:22–4:19:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2404completely isolated and not having any
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4:19:26–4:19:28 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2405girlfriends was the success,
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4:19:28–4:19:30 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2406the reason why the channel was a success,
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4:19:31–4:19:34 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2407because I was able to make original solo
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4:19:35–4:19:38 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2408content. Only thanks to be—
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4:19:39–4:19:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2409only thanks from being alone.
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4:19:43–4:19:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2410See what happens when I'm not alone? I
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4:19:54–4:19:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2411can't make any videos. That's why this
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4:19:56–4:19:57 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2412last 2 months I've only been doing live
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4:19:58–4:19:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2413streams, because I can't make any videos
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4:19:59–4:20:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2414with that American guy in the room all day
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4:20:02–4:20:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2415long. Be so embarrassing. Imagine he can
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4:20:04–4:20:07 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2416hear from the other room. Imagine he can
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4:20:07–4:20:09 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2417hear through the wall a British accent
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4:20:09–4:20:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2418going, I first found out about dick cheese
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4:20:13–4:20:15 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2419when I was 14. Car coming.
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4:20:15–4:20:18 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2420Oh my God,
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4:20:19–4:20:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2421damn, that's tight, that's tight.
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4:20:22–4:20:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2422Yeah, imagine he can hear a British accent
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4:20:29–4:20:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2423talking about dick cheese and stuff. I
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4:20:31–4:20:34 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2424first realized I enjoy the smell of bum
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4:20:34–4:20:37 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2425when I dated a Japanese woman in 2014.
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4:20:38–4:20:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2426Yeah, there's no way I could do that.
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4:20:41–4:20:43 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2427I need to be completely alone.
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4:20:45–4:20:46 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2428Damn, look at the bamboo forest.
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4:20:48–4:20:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2429Look,
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4:20:52–4:20:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2430that's thick.
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4:20:53–4:20:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2431That's where you get tied up and
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4:21:05–4:21:07 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2432gangbanged, in the bamboo
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4:21:07–4:21:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2433woods. Ah crap, there's another car
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4:21:11–4:21:14 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2434coming. I really want to get off this
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4:21:15–4:21:16 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2435road, it's so narrow. I don't
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4:21:16–4:21:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2436want to jump down into that ditch. I could
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4:21:20–4:21:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2437go into the car park.
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4:21:22–4:21:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2438Record videos in the middle of a field.
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4:21:30–4:21:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2439Oh my God,
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4:21:34–4:21:37 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2440it's just too hard. It'll be windy
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4:21:39–4:21:43 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2441or it might be raining, people might be
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4:21:43–4:21:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2442walking by. If it's a field, I might get
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4:21:46–4:21:48 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2443yelled at because it belongs to someone
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4:21:49–4:21:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2444unless it's like a public park.
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4:21:50–4:21:52 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2445I can't— even in a park, there would be
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4:21:57–4:22:00 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2446people walking around. Even if they're far
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4:22:01–4:22:03 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2447away, they would still be able to see me
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4:22:03–4:22:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2448sitting there with a tripod and my mic.
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4:22:06–4:22:08 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2449It would look too weird. I can't do it.
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4:22:09–4:22:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2450I'd be constantly looking over my shoulder
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4:22:11–4:22:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2451and looking around. I wouldn't be able to
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4:22:14–4:22:15 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2452be in the mood to be funny or deliver a
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4:22:15–4:22:18 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2453monologue. It's very difficult.
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4:22:19–4:22:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2454I can't— I'm not Sir Pencer. I can't just
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4:22:23–4:22:24 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2455set up a tripod in the middle of a busy
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4:22:25–4:22:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2456street and start making a video. I don't
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4:22:26–4:22:28 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2457know how he does that. That guy was nuts.
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4:22:28–4:22:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2458Everyone walking by and staring at him. I
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4:22:34–4:22:37 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2459would just go— my mind would go blank and
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4:22:37–4:22:39 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2460I would just panic and forget what I'm
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4:22:39–4:22:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2461I need pure concentration and focus to
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4:22:46–4:22:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2462create my art.
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4:22:51–4:22:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2463Use this setup?
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4:22:59–4:23:00 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2464Uh, I would need a mic because I would
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4:23:03–4:23:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2465have to have the camera far away from me
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4:23:05–4:23:06 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2466so you can see me.
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4:23:06–4:23:07 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2467I could do like a handheld vlog, I guess,
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4:23:11–4:23:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2468but I worry about things like how does my
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4:23:17–4:23:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2469hair look, how does the sun look. Where do
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4:23:20–4:23:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2470I go? I go along this canal.
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4:23:23–4:23:25 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2471Should I go on this side or that side?
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4:23:35–4:23:37 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2472I'll go on this side, I think.
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4:23:39–4:23:40 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2473Then we just go straight up it. Oh my God,
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4:23:48–4:23:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2474we're gonna go straight up this canal, up
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4:23:51–4:23:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2475through here, up through there,
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4:23:54–4:23:57 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2476over there. Through this— I don't know
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4:23:58–4:24:00 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2477what this bit is. This bit's like another
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4:24:00–4:24:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2478little city here, and then we get
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4:24:02–4:24:06 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2479to the big fat mountain there,
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4:24:06–4:24:08 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2480and then we get to Suminodo.
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4:24:11–4:24:14 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2481Come on, pick up the pace!
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4:24:19–4:24:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2482Battery's not gonna last forever.
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4:24:23–4:24:24 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2483Maybe we get a hotel.
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4:24:32–4:24:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2484Look, you see this person walking towards
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4:24:45–4:24:46 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2485me now? If I was making a video, he would
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4:24:46–4:24:48 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2486completely interrupt whatever what I'm
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4:24:48–4:24:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2487trying to say if I was making a video,
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4:24:50–4:24:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2488and then I'd have to wait for him to walk
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4:24:54–4:24:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2489past and then reshoot it. It'd be so
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4:24:55–4:24:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2490annoying. That's what
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4:24:58–4:25:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2491I used to do that in 2017. I lived at the
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4:25:03–4:25:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2492guest house and I'd come outside to make
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4:25:05–4:25:07 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2493videos, and I had to wait until I had
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4:25:07–4:25:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2494a strip of pavement like this where no
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4:25:11–4:25:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2495people were walking apart from this
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4:25:13–4:25:15 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2496person. And then every time there was
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4:25:15–4:25:16 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2497someone in front of me, I'd have to wait
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4:25:17–4:25:18 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2498until they go past so I could continue
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4:25:18–4:25:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2499making the video.
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4:25:20–4:25:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2500You see, like that.
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4:25:31–4:25:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2501Then I have to wait until they've gone
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4:25:34–4:25:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2502past to start talking again.
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4:25:36–4:25:37 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2503What's this? Oh, if it
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4:25:46–4:25:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2504was ice cream, I would like some ice
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4:25:50–4:25:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2505cream. Not liqueurs from a vending
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4:25:52–4:25:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2506machine. Ice cream would be good.
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4:25:54–4:25:57 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2507Very hard to make videos outside unless
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4:26:28–4:26:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2508you've got loads of confidence, or we can
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4:26:31–4:26:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2509find a quiet place. If I'm streaming,
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4:26:34–4:26:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2510it's not too bad because you
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4:26:37–4:26:40 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2511can't really edit it. It's all live. I'll
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4:26:41–4:26:43 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2512just wait until a person passes by and
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4:26:44–4:26:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2513I'll carry on talking.
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4:26:46–4:26:46 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2514People aren't gonna leave because I
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4:26:51–4:26:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2515stopped talking for 10 seconds.
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4:26:53–4:26:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2516God, we're really in the middle of
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4:26:58–4:26:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2517Nowhere.
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4:27:05–4:27:06 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2518So dark as well, I can't see anything.
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4:27:09–4:27:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2519I cannot see anything.
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4:27:33–4:27:37 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2520I think the inability to stream back in
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4:27:45–4:27:48 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_25212017 is what saved me.
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4:27:48–4:27:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2522Cuz streaming does kind of kill the
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4:27:51–4:27:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2523channel. It's just way too long. Most
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4:27:53–4:27:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2524people don't want to watch it. It's too
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4:27:56–4:27:57 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2525much nothing happening. To grow a channel,
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4:27:58–4:28:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2526you really need videos, short-form videos
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4:28:01–4:28:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2527with a funny story. And because I didn't
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4:28:05–4:28:07 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2528know how to stream back then, I was forced
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4:28:07–4:28:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2529into making videos.
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4:28:10–4:28:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2530And luckily my plan was quite good with,
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4:28:15–4:28:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2531uh, having the short videos, clickable
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4:28:19–4:28:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2532title, funny story.
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4:28:21–4:28:24 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2533I don't know how you can grow a channel
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4:28:32–4:28:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2534using just streaming. That has to be
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4:28:34–4:28:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2535really good streams.
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4:28:37–4:28:37 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2536They would have to be such amazing
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4:28:45–4:28:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2537streams. Every stream is a banger,
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4:28:49–4:28:52 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2538short, like 2 hours, planned content.
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4:28:53–4:28:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2539Then you might as well just make a video.
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4:28:58–4:28:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2540Heading into the mountains.
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4:29:16–4:29:18 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2541Well, I don't have any interesting topics
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4:29:26–4:29:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2542or stories, so that's why I'm not making a
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4:29:31–4:29:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2543I've already talked about everything.
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4:29:36–4:29:38 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2544This is like the after show, hang out
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4:29:39–4:29:43 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2545with the creator live.
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4:29:43–4:29:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2546You finished the main course, now it's the
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4:29:47–4:29:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2547after course. If you
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4:29:49–4:29:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2548want more Daniel, he's here 12
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4:29:53–4:29:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2549hours a Endlessly walking.
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4:29:58–4:30:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2550Why is this sign black and white?
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4:30:14–4:30:15 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2551Shouldn't it be orange? I feel like I've
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4:30:16–4:30:18 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2552lost my color vision. It was weird,
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4:30:18–4:30:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2553it's like gray.
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4:30:22–4:30:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2554Imagine all the signs just went gray and
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4:30:27–4:30:30 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2555then you think you've gone colorblind.
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4:30:31–4:30:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2556Like, the videos only make like $12 now.
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4:30:41–4:30:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2557I can get 10,000 views on a Chris Broad
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4:30:45–4:30:47 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2558snipe video and it'll make $15, and that's
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4:30:47–4:30:52 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2559being generous.
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4:30:53–4:30:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2560I think the Blood Bucket house tour video
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4:30:57–4:30:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2561made $25 for 7K views.
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4:30:59–4:31:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2562It's okay,
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4:31:03–4:31:03 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2563but 7K views— it
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4:31:06–4:31:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2564smells like petrol. 7K views is hard
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4:31:10–4:31:14 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2565for me to get now.
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4:31:14–4:31:15 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2566If I do a sit-down and talking video,
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4:31:20–4:31:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2567probably get like 4K, 5K,
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4:31:23–4:31:24 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2568make $20. During Christmas I put out a lot
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4:31:27–4:31:30 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2569of sit-down talk videos and they got about
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4:31:31–4:31:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_25705K views, but because the videos were long
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4:31:33–4:31:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2571and people were watching most of it, I
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4:31:35–4:31:38 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2572made like $30 per video.
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4:31:38–4:31:40 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2573Saw her streaming same as you. What is he
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4:31:42–4:31:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2574walking? He's walking west, I'm walking
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4:31:45–4:31:48 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2575east. We're gonna touch
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4:31:48–4:31:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2576tips when we meet, but we're walking
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4:31:52–4:31:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2577towards the same point.
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4:31:55–4:31:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2578Tip to tip.
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4:32:13–4:32:14 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2579I bet my dick is way bigger than his,
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4:32:19–4:32:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2580just saying.
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4:32:23–4:32:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2581Girls say I got a big dick. Is it true?
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4:32:28–4:32:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2582I thought it's because my body's skinny,
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4:32:33–4:32:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2583it looks big. If you had my dick
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4:32:35–4:32:38 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2584but on a big guy, it'll look tiny.
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4:32:38–4:32:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2585Maybe his balls are bigger, but I reckon
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4:32:48–4:32:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2586my dick head's bigger.
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4:32:51–4:32:52 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2587I think I got a nice dick. Some people got
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4:32:56–4:32:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2588weird dickheads, like it's pointy or
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4:32:59–4:33:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2589I can't see a goddamn thing.
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4:33:09–4:33:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2590Can't they pay for some lighting here? My
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4:33:14–4:33:16 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2591God, I'm gonna walk into a ditch and I
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4:33:16–4:33:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2592can't even see it.
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4:33:19–4:33:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2593I can smell the cool mountain air. It's
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4:33:23–4:33:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2594very refreshing.
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4:33:26–4:33:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2595Oh my God, how am I gonna do
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4:34:10–4:34:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2596this, guys? I'm in the middle of nowhere.
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4:34:13–4:34:15 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2597Give me strength, I can't see anything.
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4:34:21–4:34:25 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2598I don't even think there's a train station
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4:34:29–4:34:30 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2599anywhere here in case I do need to ditch.
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4:34:30–4:34:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2600I didn't think this would be so barren
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4:34:37–4:34:39 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2601looking. Where am
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4:34:39–4:34:43 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2602I now?
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4:34:43–4:34:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2603We just gotta continue, really. Probably
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4:34:49–4:34:52 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2604head towards that, that mountain. You see
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4:34:52–4:34:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2605that one there? I think that's where we're
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4:34:55–4:34:57 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2606You can hear frogs and stuff coming from
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4:35:08–4:35:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2607those woods.
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4:35:11–4:35:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2608I wonder if this bus is still running.
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4:35:15–4:35:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2609Take the bus.
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4:35:18–4:35:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2610Keep walking and we'll get there.
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4:35:40–4:35:43 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2611Walk and walk and walk and walk.
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4:35:49–4:35:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2612I might actually turn my torch on here.
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4:35:57–4:35:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2613It's so dark.
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4:36:02–4:36:03 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2614If I don't have the torch on, it's like—
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4:36:11–4:36:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2615where's the actual torch thing? Whoa,
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4:36:13–4:36:15 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2616red!
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4:36:16–4:36:16 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2617Whoa, blinded me.
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4:36:21–4:36:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2618Look, if I turn the torch off, it's like,
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4:36:28–4:36:30 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2619it's like that. Oh my God, I can't see a
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4:36:30–4:36:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2620thing. Better turn it on.
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4:36:33–4:36:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2621How you going to
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4:36:46–4:36:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2622go back. I'm gonna go over that mountain.
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4:36:50–4:36:52 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2623I'm gonna run into the mountain naked,
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4:36:55–4:36:57 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2624fuck up all the nature with my massive
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4:36:58–4:37:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2625dick.
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4:37:01–4:37:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2626Just run into the jungle and I'll be like,
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4:37:05–4:37:07 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2627I'm here, jungle! And then I'll come
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4:37:07–4:37:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2628everywhere— on the frogs,
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4:37:10–4:37:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2629on the snakes. Snakes, on the bees' nests.
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4:37:14–4:37:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2630The entire jungle just get covered in
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4:37:19–4:37:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2631coom, and then I will be the king of the
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4:37:21–4:37:24 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2632Did you hear that story about a Japanese
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4:37:32–4:37:34 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2633man? He got stuck down a toilet. He
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4:37:34–4:37:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2634somehow crawled into the toilet pipe so he
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4:37:37–4:37:39 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2635could look at Japanese girls shitting.
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4:37:39–4:37:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2636And pissing, I guess, and so he could take
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4:37:41–4:37:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2637photos of their bum holes. And then he got
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4:37:44–4:37:47 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2638stuck in there, and then he died in the
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4:37:47–4:37:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2639pipe. What the hell? Imagine dying
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4:37:49–4:37:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2640so you could see some vagina.
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4:37:53–4:37:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2641There's another story, you know, little
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4:37:56–4:37:57 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2642drains on the side of the road. The guy
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4:37:57–4:38:00 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2643somehow crawled into the pipes, and then
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4:38:00–4:38:03 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2644he was peeking out of the vents doing
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4:38:03–4:38:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2645upskirt photos. Japanese people are nuts.
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4:38:05–4:38:09 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2646I don't know how he crawled into a toilet
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4:38:09–4:38:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2647pipe. It was like a squat toilet, I think.
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4:38:13–4:38:15 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2648I didn't realize the pipes were that big
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4:38:18–4:38:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2649that you could fit inside of it. Imagine
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4:38:20–4:38:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2650the poo and the piss just like flushes
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4:38:22–4:38:24 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2651into your face. I thought you'd drown
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4:38:25–4:38:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2652because the water— maybe
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4:38:27–4:38:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2653he liked being shat on.
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4:38:32–4:38:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2654Disgusting.
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4:38:51–4:38:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2655It's crazy how sexually frustrated the men
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4:38:56–4:38:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2656here are. That they would do stuff like
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4:38:58–4:39:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2657that instead of just getting a girlfriend.
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4:39:01–4:39:03 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2658But I kind of don't blame them sometimes
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4:39:04–4:39:06 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2659because getting a girlfriend is hard if
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4:39:06–4:39:09 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2660you don't have a YouTube channel and
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4:39:10–4:39:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2661you're ugly. So dating apps are not really
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4:39:13–4:39:15 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2662going to help you, and you're too scared
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4:39:15–4:39:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2663to go to a bar. It doesn't leave you with
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4:39:18–4:39:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2664many options. I don't know what I'd do
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4:39:21–4:39:24 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2665because I'm banned on dating apps, my
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4:39:24–4:39:25 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2666channel's dead. I would have to go to bars
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4:39:26–4:39:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2667to meet people.
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4:39:30–4:39:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2668Turn the torch off.
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4:39:34–4:39:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2669I think I actually need to cross over.
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4:39:41–4:39:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2670Where do I go?
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4:39:43–4:39:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2671No, it says keep going.
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4:39:51–4:39:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2672It's hard. I went to the pub weeks
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4:40:02–4:40:06 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2673ago to see what it's like doing nampa. I
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4:40:07–4:40:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2674couldn't do it. I went up to a couple
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4:40:10–4:40:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2675girls and I tried saying hello.
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4:40:13–4:40:14 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2676Maybe if I said hello in Japanese, it
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4:40:18–4:40:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2677would have been different, but they just
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4:40:20–4:40:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2678seem like they don't want to talk to you,
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4:40:21–4:40:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2679like you're creeping them out and you have
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4:40:23–4:40:25 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2680to leave or else they'll get mad.
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4:40:25–4:40:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2681They're scary.
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4:40:28–4:40:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2682Don't even know what to say. Hello, what
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4:40:34–4:40:37 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2683brings you here? What are
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4:40:37–4:40:40 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2684you drinking?
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4:40:40–4:40:40 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2685What do you do for a living?
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4:40:46–4:40:47 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2686Do you live in Osaka? Are you from Osaka?
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4:40:49–4:40:52 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2687Those are the only questions I could think
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4:40:54–4:40:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2688of. When I went to the meetup, I had to
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4:40:56–4:40:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2689talk to 2 Japanese girls. I didn't know
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4:40:58–4:41:00 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2690what to talk about. You just talk about
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4:41:01–4:41:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2691jobs, where you grew up, what countries
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4:41:02–4:41:06 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2692you've been to. Maybe talk about accents.
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4:41:06–4:41:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2693Sometimes they'll say, I like your accent,
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4:41:11–4:41:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2694and I'll say, oh, you sound American.
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4:41:13–4:41:15 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2695Have you been to America? Is the English
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4:41:15–4:41:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2696accent hard to understand? I don't know
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4:41:18–4:41:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2697what to say anymore.
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4:41:21–4:41:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2698Yeah, I never know what to say to anyone,
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4:41:31–4:41:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2699even if it's a guy. What's that? Is it
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4:41:34–4:41:38 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2700a thong? I don't
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4:41:38–4:41:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2701want to find a sweaty, dirty thong on the
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4:41:43–4:41:46 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2702road and rub it up my bum.
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4:41:46–4:41:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2703Oh my God, I can't see anything.
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4:42:04–4:42:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2704Shut up, idiot. What did he say?
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4:42:13–4:42:16 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2705One time I was cleaning rooms in the
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4:42:19–4:42:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2706Roebuck Inn. I looked on top of the closet
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4:42:21–4:42:25 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2707and I found a pair of ladies' underwear
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4:42:25–4:42:28 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2708and I smelled it but it didn't smell of
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4:42:29–4:42:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2709anything. How did it get up there? Do you
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4:42:31–4:42:34 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2710think they got back into the room drunk
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4:42:35–4:42:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2711and then the guy stripped her and just
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4:42:36–4:42:38 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2712threw the panties on top of the closet and
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4:42:38–4:42:40 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2713then they forgot the next day and they
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4:42:41–4:42:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2714couldn't find it? It's like that weird
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4:42:43–4:42:46 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2715photo in my bedroom in the guest house,
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4:42:46–4:42:47 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2716that Polaroid picture. It says 2018 on it
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4:42:48–4:42:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2717and it's got those 2 people How is that
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4:42:51–4:42:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2718photo so old and no one's found it and
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4:42:54–4:42:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2719chucked it in the bin?
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4:42:58–4:42:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_27202018. I was married then and
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4:43:02–4:43:08 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2721they never cleaned that top part of the
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4:43:08–4:43:09 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2722shelf. I can't believe it.
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4:43:10–4:43:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2723I wonder what happened to the Roebuck Inn.
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4:43:20–4:43:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2724I think the Scottish guy who took over and
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4:43:23–4:43:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2725was a dick to me— I heard they had
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4:43:26–4:43:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2726to leave because they went out of
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4:43:29–4:43:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2727business. Haha, suck it.
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4:43:31–4:43:34 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2728Guess your special lasagna wasn't good
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4:43:35–4:43:38 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2729enough. I remember the first day he
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4:43:38–4:43:40 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2730arrived in his car and he was taking out
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4:43:40–4:43:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2731all his kitchen stuff and he was talking
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4:43:43–4:43:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2732to I don't know, it's some guy who was
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4:43:44–4:43:47 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2733organizing the transfer and the Scottish
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4:43:49–4:43:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2734guy was like, oh, this is my lasagna dish,
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4:43:51–4:43:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2735my famous lasagna. Yeah, he seemed like
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4:43:53–4:43:57 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2736he had so much confidence, but he was just
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4:43:57–4:44:00 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2737pissed and angry every day. I bet he's
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4:44:00–4:44:03 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2738abusive to his wife as well. He seems the
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4:44:04–4:44:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2739type. I would not want to
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4:44:06–4:44:09 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2740marry a Scottish guy. Scottish man. They
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4:44:10–4:44:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2741seem like they just get drunk and then
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4:44:12–4:44:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2742start saying fuck you too because you
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4:44:14–4:44:16 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2743didn't make them dinner or something.
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4:44:16–4:44:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2744I feel sorry for all the Scottish women
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4:44:20–4:44:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2745who end up like 50 years old, who married
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4:44:25–4:44:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2746some 55-year-old bald fat Scottish
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4:44:27–4:44:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2747man who just sits around drinking all day
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4:44:31–4:44:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2748when you could have been with me.
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4:44:34–4:44:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2749Well, that's what you get for picking the
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4:44:40–4:44:43 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2750Chads over the betas. The betas
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4:44:43–4:44:47 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2751will never slap you and abuse you.
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4:44:47–4:44:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2752How do I cross?
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4:44:58–4:44:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2753Now we cross over the canal into
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4:45:05–4:45:09 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2754the darkness.
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4:45:09–4:45:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2755Oh my God, it's completely dark.
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4:45:20–4:45:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2756What? At least it's not raining.
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4:45:24–4:45:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2757Pretty sure I packed my umbrella.
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4:45:31–4:45:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2758Oh my God, this is like rusted metal tin
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4:45:34–4:45:37 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2759can of a gray piss house.
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4:45:37–4:45:40 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2760Look at this shit. Oh my God, I can't see
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4:45:40–4:45:43 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2761Why would you live in a corrugated rusty
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4:45:49–4:45:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2762metal shack? And this is just a garage or
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4:45:51–4:45:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2763I'm scared.
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4:45:59–4:46:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2764I don't know if I can get it to the
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4:46:08–4:46:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2765second— I don't know if I can get to the
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4:46:10–4:46:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2766second mountain. I might have to stop in
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4:46:12–4:46:14 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2767the city after the second— after the first
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4:46:14–4:46:18 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2768mountain. This is like farmland,
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4:46:18–4:46:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2769mountainous farmland. Oh my God, I went
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4:46:22–4:46:24 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2770the wrong way! I was supposed to
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4:46:25–4:46:28 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2771go in there. Oh, you are kidding. I'll go
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4:46:28–4:46:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2772to the next left. It's actually telling
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4:46:32–4:46:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2773me to go in there. Oh my God,
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4:46:36–4:46:38 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2774I'm gonna die.
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4:46:40–4:46:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2775It was nice knowing you guys. You could
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4:46:48–4:46:52 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2776literally get naked in that mud field and
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4:46:52–4:46:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2777roll around and shit in it and no one
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4:46:54–4:46:57 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2778would know. Should I do that? I want
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4:46:57–4:47:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2779to get naked and rub my bum on those
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4:47:02–4:47:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2780ridges of mud. Good idea or
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4:47:05–4:47:08 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2781The hell's this flag? Look,
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4:47:36–4:47:39 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2782it's like Union Jack at the top left
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4:47:40–4:47:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2783with Thailand colors.
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4:47:44–4:47:46 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2784What's that supposed to be? Aloha
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4:47:48–4:47:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2785pineapple? You must be kidding me.
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4:47:50–4:47:52 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2786I can't get away from her.
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4:47:54–4:47:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2787Is it like the Hawaiian flag?
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4:48:02–4:48:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2788Because Hawaii used to be a colony
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4:48:05–4:48:08 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2789of the British, didn't it, before the
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4:48:09–4:48:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2790Americans took it? Americans like, we beat
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4:48:12–4:48:14 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2791you in the Revolutionary War, so we'll
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4:48:15–4:48:16 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2792just take whatever we want. What are you
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4:48:16–4:48:18 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2793gonna do about it? As if the Brits were
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4:48:18–4:48:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2794going to send an army to retake Hawaii
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4:48:20–4:48:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2795over the Pacific Ocean. Oh my God, it says
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4:48:23–4:48:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2796Yeah,
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4:48:26–4:48:30 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2797what?
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4:48:31–4:48:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2798Okay,
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4:48:38–4:48:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2799my stomach hurts.
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4:48:50–4:48:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2800Like a gas bomb is expanding.
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4:48:53–4:48:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2801Why is that house flashing over there?
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4:49:02–4:49:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2802So no one knew what flag that was. I'm
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4:49:11–4:49:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2803pretty sure it's Hawaiian flag if that's
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4:49:13–4:49:16 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2804an Aloha Cafe. Pineapple Cafe.
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4:49:16–4:49:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2805All this water must be flowing down from
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4:49:22–4:49:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2806the mountain.
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4:49:23–4:49:24 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2807Hope there's no bears in it.
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4:49:29–4:49:30 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2808We're not actually going into the
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4:49:32–4:49:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2809mountain, are we? Surely it's
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4:49:34–4:49:37 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2810just a road. We're going around it.
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4:49:37–4:49:40 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2811Google Maps better not be taking me into
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4:49:43–4:49:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2812the mountain.
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4:49:45–4:49:52 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2813No, it's fine. It's just like housing area
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4:49:52–4:49:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2814around the mountain.
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4:49:56–4:49:57 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2815Conquering Hawaii, the first action of the
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4:50:02–4:50:03 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2816United States. Do you think the British
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4:50:04–4:50:06 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2817had some kind of embassy there?
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4:50:06–4:50:08 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2818And then they all got hung. How could
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4:50:11–4:50:14 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2819the Americans do that to your own
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4:50:15–4:50:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2820brothers? We were friends.
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4:50:17–4:50:18 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2821We could have conquered the world.
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4:50:21–4:50:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2822Imagine the UK Empire,
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4:50:23–4:50:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2823British Empire, combining forces with the
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4:50:26–4:50:28 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2824Americans. But no,
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4:50:29–4:50:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2825all you care about is stupid taxes.
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4:50:33–4:50:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2826Oh my God, it is pitch black. Oh, fuck
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4:50:41–4:50:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2827off, you are kidding.
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4:50:45–4:50:46 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2828What?
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4:50:51–4:50:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2829Well, it says this way.
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4:50:55–4:50:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2830It's kind of scary.
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4:51:09–4:51:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2831Ah, it's not too bad.
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4:51:22–4:51:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2832I think the sushi is entering my
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4:51:30–4:51:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2833intestine. I feel movement.
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4:51:32–4:51:34 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2834Oh, it doesn't feel good though.
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4:51:36–4:51:37 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2835Oh, get in there!
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4:51:40–4:51:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2836Something's moving in my tubes.
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4:51:44–4:51:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2837I think too big of a lump moved into the
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4:51:52–4:51:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2838intestines.
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4:51:55–4:51:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2839How does the food know when to finish
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4:52:00–4:52:03 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2840digesting and then move into the
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4:52:03–4:52:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2841intestines? How does it know?
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4:52:05–4:52:07 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2842Which way now?
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4:52:12–4:52:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2843This way.
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4:52:16–4:52:16 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2844Why does it go brown?
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4:52:29–4:52:30 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2845Oh, it hurts.
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4:52:33–4:52:34 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2846It's 10 PM. We're gonna miss the train.
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4:52:46–4:52:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2847Oh my God, we're stuck in the middle of
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4:52:51–4:52:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2848nowhere.
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4:52:53–4:52:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2849Oh my
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4:52:57–4:53:03 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2850Oh crap, are we lagging?
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4:53:29–4:53:30 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2851Oh my God, don't tell me it's
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4:53:33–4:53:37 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2852gonna lag. Like,
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4:53:37–4:53:39 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2853maybe I'll start running.
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4:53:40–4:53:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2854Fuck, I really wish I didn't come here
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4:53:54–4:53:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2855now. Oh my God, what am I doing here?
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4:53:56–4:53:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2856Guys, don't leave me.
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4:54:10–4:54:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2857Don't leave me.
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4:54:13–4:54:14 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2858Don't leave me alone in the mountain. I'm
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4:54:23–4:54:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2859sorry. Come back!
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4:54:27–4:54:30 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2860Oh my God,
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4:54:31–4:54:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2861I really don't want to be alone without
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4:54:37–4:54:38 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2862the stream in the middle of nowhere.
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4:54:38–4:54:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2863Oh, we're going
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4:54:44–4:54:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2864higher! Oh my God!
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4:54:50–4:54:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2865Where do I go now?
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4:55:47–4:55:47 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2866Do you think someone would let me stay the
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4:55:56–4:55:57 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2867night if I beg them?
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4:55:58–4:56:00 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2868Damn, we're high up there. Pretty high up.
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4:56:17–4:56:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2869What's over there?
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4:56:23–4:56:24 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2870Can't believe people live up here.
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4:56:41–4:56:43 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2871My iPhone only has 40% battery. A bit
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4:56:59–4:57:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2872scared. Because I can't get a bicycle
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4:57:02–4:57:06 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2873without the iPhone.
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4:57:06–4:57:06 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2874I don't know how people live up here.
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4:57:16–4:57:18 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2875There's nothing, no shops.
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4:57:19–4:57:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2876We've got to drive all the way down.
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4:57:22–4:57:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2877I would not want to live here. Even if you
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4:57:26–4:57:28 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2878give me a nice house like that one, it'll
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4:57:29–4:57:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2879be so boring.
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4:57:32–4:57:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2880Where is he going? I'm going to Osaka.
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4:58:07–4:58:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2881Yes,
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4:58:27–4:58:39 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2882we're on track.
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4:58:40–4:58:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2883I'm walking from Nara Deer
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4:58:52–4:58:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2884Park to Osaka.
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4:58:56–4:58:57 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2885Yeah, night walking is Very peaceful.
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4:59:09–4:59:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2886Why are my viewers dropping? You guys
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4:59:33–4:59:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2887getting bored?
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4:59:37–4:59:37 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2888It's going to get good soon.
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4:59:44–4:59:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2889Oh, what the hell is— oh.
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4:59:48–4:59:52 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2890Is that a 7-Eleven?
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5:00:05–5:00:09 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2891Maybe get some supplies.
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5:00:12–5:00:14 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2892No, I'm okay.
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5:00:20–5:00:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2893Still got the sushi in my belly.
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5:00:23–5:00:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_28949-hour walk, maybe for a normal person,
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5:00:34–5:00:38 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2895but I have 2 months of training.
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5:00:39–5:00:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2896Smash that 9 hours down to 4.
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5:00:43–5:00:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2897I'm doing 6 kilometers per
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5:00:48–5:00:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2898hour average speed.
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5:00:52–5:00:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2899Okay, then turn right.
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5:01:19–5:01:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2900It just— it gets scary when you're walking
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5:02:02–5:02:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2901through the housing areas, but then these
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5:02:04–5:02:06 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2902bits feel like normal streets with people.
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5:02:06–5:02:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2903It's so dark here
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5:02:10–5:02:15 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2904compared to what Japan's normally like.
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5:02:15–5:02:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2905Well, at least we made it through the farm
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5:02:39–5:02:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2906area. That bit was a bit scary. It was so
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5:02:41–5:02:43 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2907dark. Lost a bit of internet, as well.
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5:02:43–5:02:46 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2908He won't drag his suitcase, because it
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5:02:59–5:03:03 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2909makes noise. That's why you get a
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5:03:03–5:03:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2910Am I really getting married? Yeah, my
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5:03:19–5:03:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2911girlfriend wants to get married next year,
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5:03:21–5:03:25 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2912and then she wants kids by 2026.
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5:03:25–5:03:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2913I said okay,
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5:03:31–5:03:34 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2914whatever,
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5:03:35–5:03:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2915settle down in Thailand.
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5:03:42–5:03:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2916Nice condo in Bangkok. Oh,
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5:03:55–5:03:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2917my stomach hurts.
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5:03:58–5:04:00 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2918Damn, look at these houses.
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5:04:21–5:04:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2919It looks like SimCity. Oh,
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5:04:25–5:04:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2920it looks so weird.
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5:04:29–5:04:30 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2921These houses are weird.
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5:04:35–5:04:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2922I need some McDonald's to stabilize my
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5:04:53–5:04:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2923stomach. I don't know what happened, but
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5:04:56–5:04:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2924the sushi is doing something to my gut.
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5:04:58–5:05:00 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2925It hurts.
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5:05:01–5:05:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2926The fish parasite making its
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5:05:21–5:05:24 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2927way into the bloodstream.
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5:05:25–5:05:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2928Why does this neighborhood look so weird?
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5:05:29–5:05:30 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2929It's like very blocked, blocked out.
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5:05:30–5:05:34 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2930Very blocky.
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5:05:35–5:05:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2931Will you marry me? Yeah, okay, whatever.
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5:06:01–5:06:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2932What's for dinner?
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5:06:05–5:06:06 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2933I'm broke and I have no money, but if you
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5:06:12–5:06:14 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2934want to get married, sure, whatever.
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5:06:14–5:06:16 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2935Got no career, no education, dead YouTube
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5:06:19–5:06:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2936And I like it up the bum,
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5:06:27–5:06:28 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2937if that's still good to you.
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5:06:31–5:06:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2938Yeah,
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5:06:34–5:06:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2939whatever.
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5:06:37–5:06:43 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2940Oh,
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5:06:44–5:06:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2941so funny, always laughing.
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5:06:48–5:06:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2942It's not even funny.
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5:06:52–5:06:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2943They take up the whole footpath and
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5:07:09–5:07:14 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2944laughing over nothing. They're literally
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5:07:14–5:07:18 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2945not saying anything that's funny, but
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5:07:18–5:07:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2946they're like cracking up.
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5:07:20–5:07:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2947Oh my God, fucking motorbikes.
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5:07:29–5:07:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2948Oh crap, he's stopping. He heard me.
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5:07:34–5:07:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2949God's sake,
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5:07:43–5:07:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2950I saw this one motorbike so loud. It had
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5:07:47–5:07:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2951driven off, I could see it miles away,
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5:07:50–5:07:52 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2952but I could still hear it.
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5:07:52–5:07:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2953It wasn't until it went completely out of
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5:07:55–5:07:57 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2954sight that you couldn't hear it anymore.
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5:07:57–5:07:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2955So freaking loud. We don't have— we don't
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5:08:00–5:08:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2956have noisy motorbikes like that in the UK.
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5:08:04–5:08:06 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2957The whole biker gang thing is not really a
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5:08:08–5:08:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2958huge thing. I don't
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5:08:11–5:08:15 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2959know why Japan has that biker culture.
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5:08:15–5:08:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2960Yeah, sometimes you see a bike gang on the
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5:08:22–5:08:24 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2961motorway in the UK, but they're just
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5:08:24–5:08:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2962doing like a one-time thing during a
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5:08:28–5:08:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2963weekend, doing a bit of a road trip. But
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5:08:30–5:08:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2964here in Japan, it's like every freaking
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5:08:33–5:08:34 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2965day people use those bikes just to get to
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5:08:34–5:08:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2966work. Or ride around with their friends.
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5:08:36–5:08:39 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2967Let them enjoy themselves? No, not if it
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5:08:44–5:08:46 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2968means it upsets me.
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5:08:47–5:08:47 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2969They're only enjoying themselves because
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5:08:50–5:08:52 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2970they're leeching happiness off me. So if
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5:08:52–5:08:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2971that's the case, I curse them. Yeah,
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5:08:56–5:08:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2972you take my happiness, but with a curse.
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5:08:59–5:09:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2973I curse you and I
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5:09:02–5:09:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2974spit on you. I curse your family.
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5:09:06–5:09:09 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2975They don't care. They will care when
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5:09:16–5:09:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2976they crash and I'll be laughing.
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5:09:19–5:09:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2977That's what you get.
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5:09:30–5:09:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2978They will rue the day. I will
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5:09:35–5:09:39 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2979curse the motorbikes.
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5:09:40–5:09:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2980Oh, thank God! Oh my God,
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5:09:44–5:09:47 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2981guys, we made it through the first
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5:09:47–5:09:48 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2982mountain! Look, we have penetrated
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5:09:48–5:09:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2983Shirawani Wadai, little mountain.
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5:09:54–5:09:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2984Now we've got the big bitch coming up
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5:09:57–5:10:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2985next. That's the big one. We just passed
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5:10:01–5:10:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2986over this slither, now we've got that fat
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5:10:05–5:10:07 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2987one. Congratulations.
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5:10:07–5:10:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2988Let's go,
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5:10:19–5:10:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2989let's go,
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5:10:23–5:10:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2990go! Yeah, I just saved you 5 minutes.
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5:10:27–5:10:30 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2991Damn, my face looking hollow.
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5:10:42–5:10:43 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2992Like I'm a POW.
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5:10:45–5:10:46 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2993My girlfriend's going to think I look so
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5:10:51–5:10:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2994different since leaving Thailand.
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5:10:54–5:10:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2995She said I look really skinny and I look
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5:10:57–5:10:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2996not good. She says I need to eat more.
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5:10:59–5:11:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2997Yeah, well, at least I got a nice flat
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5:11:04–5:11:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2998stomach again. I lost my thick
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5:11:06–5:11:09 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_2999bicep Biceps because I don't have my
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5:11:09–5:11:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3000Everyone in Thailand just looks fat
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5:11:20–5:11:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3001though, even all the policemen got big fat
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5:11:21–5:11:24 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3002bellies. Okay, now we're coming down the
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5:11:25–5:11:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3003mountain, I guess, into the little town
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5:11:27–5:11:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3004or city that's in between the 2 mountains.
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5:11:32–5:11:34 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3005What's it called?
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5:11:35–5:11:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3006Ikoma. It's called Ikoma City.
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5:11:40–5:11:43 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3007Ikomashi.
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5:11:45–5:11:46 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3008Look, so we just summited the first
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5:11:56–5:11:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3009mountain. Now we're coming down.
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5:11:59–5:12:00 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3010Down, down, down into the
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5:12:04–5:12:08 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3011mountain, into the
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5:12:08–5:12:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3012mountain we go. Down,
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5:12:12–5:12:14 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3013down, down into the mountain.
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5:12:15–5:12:18 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3014I do think a country like Thailand is very
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5:12:32–5:12:34 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3015challenging to stay fit and slim in. It's
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5:12:34–5:12:38 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3016so damn hot, you end up hiding out in
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5:12:38–5:12:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3017shopping centers full of delicious food.
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5:12:41–5:12:43 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3018You just get cheap food, drive everywhere,
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5:12:44–5:12:48 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3019and then sit in your apartment and don't
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5:12:48–5:12:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3020even walk. You really got to put an effort
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5:12:50–5:12:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3021because you can't bike or
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5:12:53–5:12:57 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3022do anything that's hard outside because
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5:12:58–5:12:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3023it's so hot. You just collapse.
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5:12:59–5:13:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3024The mountains of Japan.
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5:13:06–5:13:08 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3025Never seen this one abroad in Japan, have
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5:13:13–5:13:15 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3026The frogs croaking.
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5:13:19–5:13:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3027Never seen before.
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5:13:27–5:13:28 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3028Dong dong dong into the mountain.
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5:13:37–5:13:40 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3029Into the mountain. Yeah, that's why all
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5:13:47–5:13:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3030the Southeast Asian countries are not very
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5:13:50–5:13:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3031advanced compared
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5:13:53–5:13:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3032to Japan and Korea. It's probably because
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5:13:58–5:14:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3033it's so damn hot.
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5:14:02–5:14:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3034You needed investment from Chinese and
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5:14:09–5:14:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3035British countries to actually get the ball
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5:14:12–5:14:15 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3036rolling. Otherwise, I don't think any of
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5:14:15–5:14:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3037these countries would have gotten
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5:14:19–5:14:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3038anywhere. It's all mainly thanks to the
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5:14:20–5:14:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3039Chinese building up places like Singapore,
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5:14:23–5:14:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3040Hong Kong.
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5:14:26–5:14:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3041Bangkok is pretty much all Chinese
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5:14:29–5:14:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3042investment. You look up any of the big
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5:14:32–5:14:34 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3043companies in Bangkok Park in Thailand, or
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5:14:34–5:14:37 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3044the billionaires, they're all Chinese, or
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5:14:37–5:14:39 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3045at least they are descendants of Chinese.
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5:14:40–5:14:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3046Hardly any of them are actually Thai.
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5:14:42–5:14:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3047Yeah, they've got Thai names and they call
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5:14:46–5:14:47 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3048themselves Thai, but come on, they're
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5:14:47–5:14:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3049pretty much Chinese. They've got Chinese
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5:14:50–5:14:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3050names, family names,
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5:14:51–5:14:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3051ancestry. They probably don't even look
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5:14:55–5:14:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3052I don't know where Thailand would be
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5:15:04–5:15:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3053without Chinese investment.
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5:15:06–5:15:07 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3054What's this? Wow, that looks pretty
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5:15:13–5:15:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3055cool. Which way
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5:15:17–5:15:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3056do I go? I think we could walk through
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5:15:21–5:15:24 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3057this Ecoma City in a blaze— I mean,
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5:15:25–5:15:28 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3058in a blink. It's not even big.
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5:15:29–5:15:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3059Oh, Lawson!
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5:15:34–5:15:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3060Maybe we stock up.
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5:15:37–5:15:38 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3061Oh my God, I need to pee again and get
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5:15:45–5:15:48 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3062some protein, maybe energy drink.
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5:15:48–5:15:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3063Oh, I feel success on the tip of my toes.
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5:15:53–5:15:57 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3064I feel like we can do this now.
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5:15:58–5:16:00 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3065Look, it's literally that mountain over
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5:16:02–5:16:03 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3066there we gotta go through.
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5:16:04–5:16:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3067I don't know if they have a toilet.
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5:16:10–5:16:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3068Discreet mode.
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5:16:13–5:16:14 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3069Someone in
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5:16:18–5:16:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3070there.
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5:16:37–5:16:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3071This
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5:16:56–5:17:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3072is like— it's like an
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5:17:01–5:17:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3073Nothing
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5:18:00–5:18:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3074left to Mute
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5:18:12–5:18:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3075it, there's music. Hold on.
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5:18:26–5:18:28 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3076Protein and
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5:18:38–5:18:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3077energy.
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5:18:42–5:18:43 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3078What else
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5:18:54–5:18:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3079should I get? Let me
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5:18:59–5:19:03 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3080get a sandwich.
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5:19:03–5:19:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3081Wait, it's music.
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5:19:13–5:19:14 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3082I'm back.
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5:20:33–5:20:57 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3083Damn. Everyone left because I muted it.
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5:20:57–5:21:00 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3084Jesus, you guys have no patience.
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5:21:01–5:21:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3085Where's the bin? I guess I'll eat these
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5:21:06–5:21:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3086on the way. Maybe put these in my pocket.
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5:21:10–5:21:14 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3087I don't really want food wrappers and
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5:21:15–5:21:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3088stuff in my pocket because I'm scared the
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5:21:17–5:21:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3089bears are going to sniff it out when I'm
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5:21:19–5:21:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3090on the mountain trail. Where's my selfie
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5:21:22–5:21:24 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3091stick? I can use the selfie stick as a
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5:21:24–5:21:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3092Look, look, whip this out, it becomes a
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5:21:33–5:21:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3093Guys, what happened? Oh my God,
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5:21:46–5:21:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3094why is everyone leaving.
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5:21:50–5:21:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3095Okay, let me check my bearings.
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5:21:55–5:21:57 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3096We're going through a mountain or up a
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5:21:59–5:22:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3097mountain, I'm not sure.
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5:22:02–5:22:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3098Oh my God,
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5:22:06–5:22:06 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3099so we got to walk through this town.
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5:22:09–5:22:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3100Maybe we get that hotel. Through this
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5:22:14–5:22:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3101mountain.
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5:22:17–5:22:18 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3102That looks pretty— oh my God, it's like
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5:22:21–5:22:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3103walking through a forest.
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5:22:23–5:22:24 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3104What? Um, what do we
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5:22:27–5:22:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3105do? It wants me to go into
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5:22:31–5:22:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3106the woods.
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5:22:35–5:22:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3107I need to get onto the other side of this
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5:22:42–5:22:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3108mountain to get back into Arasaka. See
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5:22:44–5:22:46 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3109And the bit that's concerning me is why
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5:22:50–5:22:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3110can't I walk along this road? It wants me
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5:22:56–5:22:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3111to go into the woods.
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5:22:59–5:22:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3112Surely there's another way.
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5:23:05–5:23:06 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3113Oh my God, there is another way through
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5:23:09–5:23:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3114the actual woods of the mountain.
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5:23:12–5:23:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3115Oh my God, we're fucked.
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5:23:16–5:23:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3116Or maybe go up through this road. Well,
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5:23:22–5:23:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3117this looks safer because we walk along the
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5:23:23–5:23:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3118road, but it might take longer.
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5:23:26–5:23:28 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3119I reckon we do that one. So currently
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5:23:31–5:23:34 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3120it wants me to go down and east. I think
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5:23:34–5:23:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3121we go up, up this way. How do I choose it?
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5:23:37–5:23:40 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3122What? Usually you press it and then
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5:23:44–5:23:48 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3123it lets you choose it.
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5:23:48–5:23:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3124Why is it being weird?
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5:24:02–5:24:03 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3125Why can't I choose it?
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5:24:09–5:24:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3126How are we gonna get through this
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5:24:12–5:24:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3127mountain?
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5:24:13–5:24:14 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3128Okay,
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5:24:19–5:24:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3129so maybe I want to go Your
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5:24:21–5:24:25 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3130location.
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5:24:26–5:24:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3131So that one's 2 hours 30 minutes, this
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5:24:29–5:24:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3132one's 2 hours 38 minutes, but it
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5:24:32–5:24:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3133should— what, what is that straight
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5:24:36–5:24:39 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3134line going through everything?
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5:24:39–5:24:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3135Oh my God, it's not a tunnel, is it? Ah,
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5:24:44–5:24:47 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3136what are we gonna do?
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5:24:48–5:24:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3137I don't want to go through the forest.
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5:24:53–5:24:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3138Oh, it means— I think it means go along
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5:24:57–5:24:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3139this. Can I go along that massive road?
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5:24:59–5:25:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3140It says there's a footpath, so I
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5:25:05–5:25:08 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3141go along that road.
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5:25:09–5:25:09 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3142What was that? Is that a path through
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5:25:13–5:25:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3143the forest? Oh my God, I want to go in the
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5:25:17–5:25:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3144forest. Why is this a straight line?
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5:25:19–5:25:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3145Do you think it's like a tunnel?
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5:25:24–5:25:25 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3146What is that? It is
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5:25:33–5:25:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3147a tunnel! Oh my God, are we gonna
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5:25:36–5:25:39 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3148eff— I
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5:25:40–5:25:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3149think that's actually a tunnel.
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5:25:44–5:25:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3150I can't go in the tunnel,
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5:25:47–5:25:48 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3151so the other way is this way.
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5:25:58–5:25:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3152This way looks good until it
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5:26:07–5:26:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3153takes me into the forest.
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5:26:11–5:26:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3154Maybe ask
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5:26:16–5:26:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3155those guys if it's safe.
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5:26:21–5:26:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3156I probably can't walk this bit because
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5:26:35–5:26:37 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3157it's like a highway. Yeah, this bit.
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5:26:37–5:26:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3158They're saying something was really dark.
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5:26:46–5:26:47 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3159I think they're talking about the bike
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5:26:47–5:26:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3160trip they just came back from.
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5:26:49–5:26:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3161I think they're just discussing the road
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5:26:59–5:27:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3162because they were biking. Should I
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5:27:01–5:27:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3163kick their bikes down and then run? So we
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5:27:05–5:27:09 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3164could go through the long tunnel of
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5:27:09–5:27:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3165disconnection and all you guys can leave,
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5:27:10–5:27:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3166or I risk my life in the pitch-black
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5:27:12–5:27:15 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3167forest where there's probably bears
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5:27:15–5:27:16 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3168because that just looks like a pure
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5:27:17–5:27:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3169Unless the roads are— I mean, the road
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5:27:24–5:27:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3170looks okay. Look, look, it's a proper
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5:27:26–5:27:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3171road. Is it?
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5:27:29–5:27:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3172No, this bit looks like a trail that goes
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5:27:34–5:27:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3173into the woods.
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5:27:35–5:27:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3174The road doesn't go around it, it goes
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5:27:39–5:27:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3175north up there.
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5:27:41–5:27:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3176Oh my God.
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5:27:46–5:27:47 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3177Look at this. I want to do Street View.
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5:27:54–5:27:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3178Why is it so dark?
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5:27:57–5:27:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3179It won't let me do Street View. Oh,
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5:28:03–5:28:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3180where's it taking me now?
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5:28:05–5:28:06 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3181I lost it.
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5:28:13–5:28:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3182Where was
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5:28:14–5:28:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3183It's only a 2-hour walk. I could do it
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5:28:30–5:28:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3184easily, but I'm just scared.
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5:28:33–5:28:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3185Catch a train. I think I'm going to miss
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5:28:41–5:28:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3186the train.
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5:28:44–5:28:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3187Look, this bit's a tunnel,
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5:28:51–5:28:52 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3188unless I
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5:28:54–5:29:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3189go this way. What about
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5:29:02–5:29:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3190Oh, this bit still takes you through the
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5:29:13–5:29:15 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3191forest. Look.
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5:29:15–5:29:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3192I don't know.
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5:29:32–5:29:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3193It's only 15 minutes. Yeah, 15 minutes
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5:29:36–5:29:38 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3194where I get eaten by a bear.
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5:29:39–5:29:40 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3195Meちゃくちゃ寒い。冬っていうか今でも寒い。夜行ったらいいよ。冬よな。冬な。
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5:29:43–5:29:48 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3196Maybe those guys give me a lift on their
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5:29:48–5:29:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3197bikes. I can't go into Street View. Oh,
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5:29:50–5:29:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3198maybe here. だ 自 分 の
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5:29:54–5:29:57 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3199ところ から 自 分 の ところ から は あ そ こ に 入 る の
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5:29:58–5:30:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3200に 十 五 分 ぐ らい で 行 ける んだ よ。 家
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5:30:01–5:30:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3201から、 じゃあ そ こ から 入 って 宮
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5:30:05–5:30:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3202山 行 く ように 一 時間 ぐ らい する よ。 そうそう そう。 そう だから
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5:30:10–5:30:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3203あ そ こ 行 く まで もう 一 時間 ぐ らい。 そうだ な。 Oh,
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5:30:14–5:30:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3204I think it 's this. 休 憩 とか 入 れて 三 時間 ぐ らい
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5:30:17–5:30:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3205にな る。 Is it that? Look. That's the
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5:30:19–5:30:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3206path going into the woods. There's no
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5:30:23–5:30:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3207way that's the entrance. That's the
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5:30:27–5:30:30 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3208entrance?
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5:30:30–5:30:30 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3209You want me to walk into
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5:30:37–5:30:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3210You guys just want me to die, don't you?
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5:30:49–5:30:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3211That's the entrance to the woods. That's
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5:30:53–5:30:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3212actually the entrance.
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5:30:57–5:30:57 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3213Yeah, no, I can't go that way. Even in the
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5:31:03–5:31:06 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3214daytime, it looks pretty scary. Look at
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5:31:07–5:31:09 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3215三 月 の 新 しい
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5:31:13–5:31:18 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3216を 三
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5:31:19–5:31:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3217月 二 十 九 日 の 三 月 末 行 った んで
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5:31:22–5:31:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3218去 年 も 行 って て 同 じ 日 で た また ま バイ ト
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5:31:27–5:31:30 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3219休 み や った から 行 こう と思 って 行 った ら
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5:31:30–5:31:34 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3220一 輪 も 咲 いて ない。 I
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5:31:35–5:31:43 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3221don't know, guys. I don't know what to do.
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5:31:44–5:31:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3222Unless I can walk along this massive road,
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5:32:01–5:32:03 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3223it's not that big. It looks like
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5:32:03–5:32:06 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3224a dual carriageway.
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5:32:07–5:32:08 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3225Do you think I can walk along it?
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5:32:11–5:32:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3226I would have to go along this bit and then
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5:32:15–5:32:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3227I'd be on this safer bit. It looks pretty
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5:32:20–5:32:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3228dangerous though. I could walk in the hard
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5:32:23–5:32:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3229shoulder. Look, there's this lane Here, I
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5:32:27–5:32:30 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3230could walk in there. I don't know,
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5:32:30–5:32:34 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3231actually. Look at that. That's like a slip
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5:32:34–5:32:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3232road coming onto it. You would not want to
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5:32:36–5:32:38 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3233walk there. It says 50 kilometers
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5:32:38–5:32:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3234per hour, but they're probably going like
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5:32:41–5:32:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_323580 or 100.
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5:32:44–5:32:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3236I don't know how to get back.
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5:32:51–5:32:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3237What about trains? Oh, look at the trains!
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5:33:01–5:33:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3238I have— I'm actually near the train
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5:33:08–5:33:09 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3239station. I could just get a train.
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5:33:10–5:33:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_324022:44. Maybe I'll just get the train. It
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5:33:18–5:33:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3241will take 1 hour 20 minutes.
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5:33:21–5:33:24 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3242Wait, it's saying I can get there in 40
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5:34:09–5:34:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3243minutes by bicycle, and it's telling me to
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5:34:11–5:34:14 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3244go up there, up there, up there.
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5:34:15–5:34:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3245Oh, it's going to tell me to Go into the
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5:34:18–5:34:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3246tunnel. Look at the tunnel. The tunnels
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5:34:20–5:34:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3247are this long. That would take too
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5:34:23–5:34:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3248long. I would disconnect and the stream
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5:34:27–5:34:28 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3249三時間ぐらいかかってくる。 The
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5:34:32–5:35:00 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3250problem is, um, this little bit here is
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5:35:00–5:35:03 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3251the problem.
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5:35:03–5:35:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3252そう そう ちょ う ど で これ
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5:35:11–5:35:15 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3253の 後 に 去 年 の 五 月 五 日
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5:35:15–5:35:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3254も 行 った が また ま その 行 った や つ
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5:35:19–5:35:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3255と 連 絡 あ ん ま 取 って な かった よね で
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5:35:24–5:35:28 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3256ちょ う ど 五 月 五 日 の だから 一 日 か 二
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5:35:29–5:35:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3257日 か その ほ ん ま に 三 日 四 日 ぐ らい 前 に。
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5:35:33–5:35:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3258I don't know what to do.
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5:35:41–5:35:43 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3259Walking is dangerous going into the forest
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5:35:44–5:35:46 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3260at night. The other route goes into a
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5:35:47–5:35:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3261tunnel, which means certain disconnection.
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5:35:50–5:35:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3262Getting on the train would take an hour
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5:35:57–5:35:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3263and 20, but then we've kind of lost the
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5:35:59–5:36:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3264walking challenge, don't I?
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5:36:02–5:36:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3265Drink my protein. 5 grams of protein,
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5:36:06–5:36:08 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3266what's that, an egg? It's like an egg,
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5:36:08–5:36:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3267isn't it?
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5:36:11–5:36:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3268Also, the train goes on in the tunnel, so
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5:36:21–5:36:25 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3269we're disconnecting or we're dying in the
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5:36:25–5:36:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3270I just saw the entrance of the forest on
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5:36:36–5:36:38 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3271Google Maps, and during the day it looks
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5:36:38–5:36:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3272That's the annoying thing about, about
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5:37:33–5:37:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3273Japanese infrastructure. They usually have
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5:37:35–5:37:37 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3274a train or a highway going to places, and
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5:37:38–5:37:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3275then biking or walking there is basically
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5:37:41–5:37:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3276impossible unless you want to walk on the
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5:37:43–5:37:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3277highway. No, uh,
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5:37:45–5:37:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3278I think we have to get on the train and
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5:37:54–5:37:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3279just fingers crossed it doesn't disconnect
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5:37:55–5:37:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3280for too long. Oh,
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5:37:58–5:37:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3281it's gonna take ¥1,000.
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5:38:02–5:38:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3282I walked all the way from— I walked from
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5:38:08–5:38:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3283here to here. I could have easily made it
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5:38:10–5:38:14 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3284from here to here if it wasn't for this
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5:38:14–5:38:16 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3285stupid mountain.
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5:38:16–5:38:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3286I don't get it. What about biking?
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5:38:24–5:38:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3287Oh, the biking route says I can get there
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5:38:28–5:38:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3288in 40 minutes, but it wants me to go in
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5:38:31–5:38:34 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3289the tunnel. Look, see, this is the tunnel.
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5:38:34–5:38:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3290That's why why it's a straight line. I
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5:38:36–5:38:39 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3291would not be able to get through the
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5:38:40–5:38:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3292tunnel before it disconnects and ends the
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5:38:41–5:38:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3293unless they have internet things inside of
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5:38:48–5:38:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3294the tunnel. See if there's a Hello Cycling
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5:38:52–5:38:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3295nearby.
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5:38:54–5:38:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3296No.
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5:38:59–5:38:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3297Oh, there is one there. We gotta go back.
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5:39:04–5:39:07 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3298Let's walk back.
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5:39:07–5:39:09 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3299There's only one Hello Cycling in the
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5:39:13–5:39:15 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3300whole area. It's probably near the train
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5:39:15–5:39:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3301station.
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5:39:19–5:39:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3302I think we have to get the train. What if
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5:39:26–5:39:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3303we miss the train?
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5:39:29–5:39:30 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3304Says 22:44 from
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5:39:33–5:39:37 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3305Shiraniwadai Station.
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5:39:37–5:39:40 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3306No, I'm not going in the forest at night.
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5:39:42–5:39:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3307What about after 10:44? Is there a train?
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5:39:56–5:39:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3308There's a train at 10:45 and 11:05.
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5:40:00–5:40:03 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3309What about going north instead
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5:40:25–5:40:28 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3310of west? 2 hours.
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5:40:29–5:40:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3311Uh, every route takes me through the
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5:40:33–5:40:34 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3312stupid forest. Even this one.
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5:40:35–5:40:37 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3313Oh, it takes me in the tunnel. It's either
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5:40:40–5:40:43 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3314the tunnel or the forest.
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5:40:43–5:40:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3315There's no other way.
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5:40:50–5:40:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3316Gonna have to cheat. Sorry guys, I'll let
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5:40:55–5:40:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3317you down.
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5:40:58–5:40:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3318Where is it?
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5:41:03–5:41:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3319Look, I put train station, it's showing me
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5:41:08–5:41:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3320stupid bus stop. Where's the train
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5:41:11–5:41:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3321station?
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5:41:13–5:41:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3322Wait, was that a train or bus?
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5:41:17–5:41:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3323Fuck's sake! Was that even a train
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5:41:21–5:41:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3324station? What if the bus goes in the
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5:41:23–5:41:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3325tunnel and I lose connection? How do I get
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5:41:27–5:41:30 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3326to Umeda? Why have I favorited McDonald's?
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5:41:30–5:41:34 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3327Where Umeda?
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5:41:36–5:41:37 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3328Station. Best way to get there is 1 hour
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5:41:40–5:41:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3329on the train.
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5:41:44–5:41:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3330Shirani Wadai Station.
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5:41:47–5:41:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3331Oh my God, we gotta go back! No,
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5:41:54–5:41:57 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3332we gotta go back up to the mountain we
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5:42:00–5:42:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3333just came down from. There's no train
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5:42:02–5:42:06 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3334station in here.
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5:42:06–5:42:07 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3335You're joking.
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5:42:10–5:42:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3336I said I was going to rip through this
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5:42:16–5:42:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3337town. Now I've got to go back because
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5:42:17–5:42:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3338there's no train station.
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5:42:19–5:42:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3339Shit. And we've
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5:42:22–5:42:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3340got like 20 minutes to get there.
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5:42:26–5:42:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3341Oh my God,
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5:42:30–5:42:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3342Shiraniwadi.
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5:42:32–5:42:34 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3343It's so hard to spell it.
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5:42:35–5:42:37 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3344Shiraniwadi Station,
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5:42:38–5:42:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_334520 minutes. No,
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5:42:46–5:42:48 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3346we gotta go back through that weird
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5:42:51–5:42:52 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3347looking— oh my God.
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5:42:53–5:42:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3348I think we're screwed.
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5:43:00–5:43:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3349We'll miss the last train.
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5:43:03–5:43:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3350What are we gonna do?
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5:43:07–5:43:07 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3351We could make it. If we don't make it,
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5:43:16–5:43:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3352we're sitting outside until 5 AM, or we
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5:43:19–5:43:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3353get a bus. Bicycle at the station and go
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5:43:22–5:43:24 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3354through the tunnel. Super fucked
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5:43:25–5:43:28 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3355now. Ah, shit, I can't
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5:43:28–5:43:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3356cross. I gotta go back,
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5:43:32–5:43:34 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3357back up there.
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5:43:35–5:43:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3358Why is there not a station in this part of
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5:43:39–5:43:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3359the town? Oh my
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5:43:42–5:43:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3360God.
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5:43:45–5:43:46 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3361What's that? Ikoma Station. Why can't I go
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5:43:52–5:43:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3362from there? Your location,
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5:43:56–5:43:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3363Ikoma Station to Osaka.
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5:43:59–5:44:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3364It says— oh, oh, 37 minutes.
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5:44:11–5:44:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3365Oh, I can! Oh, thank God,
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5:44:14–5:44:16 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3366I can go from Ikoma Station,
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5:44:17–5:44:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3367but that's way further away.
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5:44:23–5:44:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3368Ikoma. Or maybe get a hotel here. Upper
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5:44:29–5:44:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3369Hotel.
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5:44:33–5:44:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3370Ecoma Station is— oh
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5:44:41–5:44:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3371my God, 50 minutes!
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5:44:45–5:44:48 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3372I'll miss the last train. 50 minutes.
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5:44:49–5:44:52 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3373Um, I think we go to that other
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5:45:00–5:45:03 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3374one. I think I
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5:45:04–5:45:08 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3375can't cross, can I?
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5:45:08–5:45:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3376I'm scared.
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5:45:13–5:45:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3377She— I mean, Ikoma Station is too
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5:45:17–5:45:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3378far.
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5:45:20–5:45:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3379Oh, I need to cross. Come on,
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5:45:33–5:45:34 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3380come on. I need to get back over to there
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5:45:43–5:45:46 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3381where the weird block houses were.
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5:45:47–5:45:48 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3382If we miss the last train, we gotta sit
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5:46:00–5:46:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3383here until 5 AM, or get a hotel, or get
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5:46:01–5:46:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3384a bicycle. Should we get a hotel?
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5:46:06–5:46:08 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3385Oh shit, I'm gonna miss my last train.
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5:46:11–5:46:15 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3386We gotta run back from where we came from.
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5:46:18–5:46:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3387Oh my God, I didn't think there was no
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5:46:22–5:46:25 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3388route over the mountain.
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5:46:25–5:46:28 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3389Although I kind of want to go through the
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5:46:29–5:46:30 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3390tunnel, but it would definitely
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5:46:31–5:46:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3391disconnect, wouldn't it?
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5:46:31–5:46:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3392Okay, how about this? If we miss the last
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5:46:37–5:46:39 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3393train, we get a bicycle and go through the
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5:46:39–5:46:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3394tunnel, and then I'll just— fingers
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5:46:42–5:46:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3395crossed it won't disconnect.
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5:46:45–5:46:47 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3396That.
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5:46:50–5:46:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3397Why didn't anyone tell me? You could have
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5:46:53–5:46:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3398searched it up, guys. It's all your fault.
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5:46:56–5:46:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3399Should have told me there's only 2 routes,
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5:47:02–5:47:03 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3400one through a forest, one in a tunnel.
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5:47:04–5:47:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3401But no.
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5:47:07–5:47:07 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3402It shouldn't be that far.
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5:47:16–5:47:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3403Someone look up the last train. I'm pretty
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5:47:20–5:47:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3404sure it said eleven.
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5:47:23–5:47:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3405Oh, pace yourself.
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5:47:32–5:47:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3406I can't. Do short bursts of jogging.
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5:47:36–5:47:39 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3407It's all
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5:47:44–5:47:48 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3408your fault. You ruined my marriage,
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5:47:48–5:47:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3409then you made me lose all my money on
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5:47:52–5:47:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3410stocks, and then you made me lose my
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5:47:53–5:47:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3411channel too. Blame all of
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5:47:56–5:48:00 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3412you.
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5:48:00–5:48:00 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3413Did I cross the road coming here?
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5:48:10–5:48:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3414I forgot now. Damn it,
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5:48:14–5:48:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3415I was gonna go into that Ikoma City,
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5:48:18–5:48:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3416see if it's interesting. No, I can't.
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5:48:22–5:48:25 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3417Oh my God, they're just gonna cross for
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5:48:33–5:48:34 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3418Where is he gonna go? It's fucking green,
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5:48:38–5:48:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3419stupid twat. Do you see that?
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5:48:42–5:48:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3420That's what it means, people are morons.
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5:48:46–5:48:47 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3421It's green, you're supposed to stop, but
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5:48:48–5:48:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3422they try and cross it anyway.
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5:48:51–5:48:52 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3423Run,
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5:49:03–5:49:03 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3424run, run,
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5:49:06–5:49:08 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3425run.
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5:49:15–5:49:16 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3426It says 13 minutes walking,
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5:49:24–5:49:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3427but I'm gonna run.
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5:49:27–5:49:28 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3428I gotta run all the way back.
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5:49:41–5:49:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3429Okay, there we go.
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5:50:19–5:50:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3430Right, this really sucks. Usually I don't
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5:50:23–5:50:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3431care about last train because I'll just
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5:50:27–5:50:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3432power through it and walk, but when the
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5:50:30–5:50:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3433only 2 options go
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5:50:32–5:50:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3434through a tunnel or dark forest,
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5:50:37–5:50:39 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3435then your last train is the only way out
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5:50:41–5:50:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3436It makes you
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5:51:54–5:52:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3437think.
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5:52:12–5:52:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3438How do they— in video games, how do they
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5:52:20–5:52:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3439run all the time everywhere?
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5:52:23–5:52:24 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3440You can't run everywhere.
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5:52:27–5:52:28 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3441It's impossible.
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5:52:30–5:52:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3442End of this road, turn right. Go,
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5:52:43–5:52:46 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3443go,
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5:52:50–5:52:52 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3444go.
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5:52:53–5:52:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3445Give me
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5:53:23–5:53:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3446the oxygen. Give me all the oxygen.
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5:53:32–5:53:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3447Free oxygen.
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5:53:39–5:53:40 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3448Oxygen.
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5:53:43–5:53:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3449I'm gonna miss the last train.
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5:54:10–5:54:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3450I'm almost there. Where is
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5:54:23–5:54:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3451it?
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5:54:27–5:54:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3452Oh, is it over there? There.
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5:54:53–5:54:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3453I think it's here.
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5:54:58–5:55:06 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3454Yeah, it's there.
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5:55:08–5:55:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3455It's still
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5:55:44–5:55:47 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3456open.
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5:55:47–5:55:48 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3457To Cosmos Square.
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5:56:10–5:56:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3458If there are no more trains, they would
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5:56:17–5:56:18 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3459have closed the station.
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5:56:19–5:56:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3460Oh my God, I just made it! No way!
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5:56:33–5:56:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3461Wait, where's he going?
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5:56:48–5:56:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3462Stop, stop!
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5:56:52–5:56:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3463There's no one on here. It goes to
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5:57:04–5:57:07 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3464Ikomishimishi Homachi.
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5:57:09–5:57:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3465Oh, we made it and
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5:57:18–5:57:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3466we got a completely empty train. Nice.
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5:57:22–5:57:25 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3467So if it disconnects, it means I'm in the
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5:57:28–5:57:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3468tunnel. If the stream ends,
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5:57:31–5:57:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3469I don't know if I'll come back.
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5:57:36–5:57:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3470I might just let it die.
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5:57:45–5:57:46 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3471So have a look at the map.
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5:57:53–5:57:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3472Map. Yeah, well, I can talk on the train
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5:58:00–5:58:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3473now. There's no one here. I got the entire
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5:58:02–5:58:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3474Haha.
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5:58:09–5:58:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3475Yeah, that worked out pretty well. I
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5:58:22–5:58:24 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3476really didn't want to walk through a
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5:58:24–5:58:25 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3477forest or bike through a tunnel.
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5:58:25–5:58:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3478Are we in a tunnel? I think we're in a
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5:58:47–5:58:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3479tunnel now.
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5:58:49–5:58:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3480Stream is still working.
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5:58:55–5:58:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3481Yeah, if it's a deep tunnel,
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5:59:01–5:59:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3482then maybe they've got receivers.
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5:59:04–5:59:06 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3483Is it streaming?
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6:00:12–6:00:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3484Take the thumbnail.
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6:00:58–6:01:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3485Damn, I look rough, all sweaty.
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6:01:22–6:01:25 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3486Got thumbnail, next stream thumbnail.
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6:01:28–6:01:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3487That's a pretty good thumbnail.
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6:01:39–6:01:40 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3488Take a screenshot.
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6:01:45–6:01:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3489People coming.
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6:01:55–6:01:57 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3490People coming.
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6:01:59–6:02:00 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3491いい だ ろ。 まあ まあ そう や な。 でも
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6:02:09–6:02:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3492一 ヶ 月 落 ち な ロ ッ キ ー の ところ、 そう です。 いや、
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6:02:13–6:02:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3493まあ 来 た ね。 作 業 が でき た。 どう
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6:02:18–6:02:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3494せ、 あ どう せ し よう。 それ ど こ まで 知 ってる んです
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6:02:23–6:02:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3495か。 え ど こ か。 じゃあ 社 長 まで
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6:02:26–6:02:30 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3496知 ってる の か どう か ちょっと わ から ない。 え あれ は 誰
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6:02:30–6:02:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3497の? あ なた は 知 っ ね え、 なんか あ んな 大
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6:02:34–6:02:37 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3498黒 毛 に 言 わ へ ん も んな。 長 く して た 家 に
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6:02:38–6:02:40 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3499して る。 九
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6:02:41–6:02:47 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3500州 に いた の よう 余 裕 だ った。 え、 あ、 そう ですか。
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6:02:47–6:02:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3501そうだ ね。 え、 そう この 最近 の 話 は ね。
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6:02:52–6:02:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3502先 週 先生 週 ぐ らい。 そうそう そう。 あ、 そう か。
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6:02:56–6:02:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3503そう や った ら あの。 こ う なんか 量。 そうそう。
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6:03:00–6:03:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3504急 に こ っち から 変 え ら れる んだ った し、 で 彼 はい
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6:03:05–6:03:08 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3505や 実 は これ 言 った 後 か もし れない です けど、 もう もう
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6:03:09–6:03:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3506保 存 彼 女 一 緒 に 同 棲 して ます と。 おい
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6:03:12–6:03:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3507しい んです。 独 身 ですか? 独 身 です。 地 図 や ね。
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6:03:17–6:03:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3508相 当 可愛 い よ。 見
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6:03:22–6:03:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3509え ない から ね。 見 えて こ ない んです けど、 これ でも 長 た く
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6:03:27–6:03:30 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3510です。 だから 余 裕 と。 ああ、 私 は 視
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6:03:30–6:03:34 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3511野 で 長 く 言 って ない か もし れない ですね。 も しか した ら。
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6:03:35–6:03:37 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3512でも 今日 も 朝 も ま さ に ま さ に。 反
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6:03:38–6:03:43 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3513対 側。 それで 絶 対 怪 しい
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6:03:43–6:03:47 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3514ぞ。 こう いう 感じ や ろ。 The
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6:03:47–6:03:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3515next
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6:03:56–6:04:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3516station is Shin-Ishikiri Station, number
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6:04:04–6:04:08 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3517C26.
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6:04:08–6:04:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3518We're going into the tunnel now. They
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6:04:33–6:04:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3519might disconnect.
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6:04:35–6:04:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3520こ う いう なんか こう いう
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6:05:36–6:05:40 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3521大 き い の を あれ これ 責 任 者 の
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6:05:40–6:05:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3522人 で 新 作 出 る かな と思
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6:05:44–6:05:47 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3523って 立 て て み ました ね。 で、 まあ
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6:05:48–6:05:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3524なんか こう う ち の 会 社 の 倉 庫 に 入 ります と 入
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6:05:54–6:05:57 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3525った 後 に や っぱ 回 る かな と思 うん です けど。 Is
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6:05:57–6:06:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3526it streaming? I can't tell.
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6:06:10–6:06:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3527We're in the tunnel, guys. Say something.
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6:06:15–6:06:18 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3528I guess we're halfway in the tunnel. It
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6:06:35–6:06:37 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3529should be fine then.
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6:06:37–6:06:37 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3530My Google Maps isn't loading.
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6:06:40–6:06:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3531Wow, I can't believe it's fine in the
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6:07:02–6:07:03 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3532tunnel. That means I could have just
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6:07:04–6:07:06 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3533gotten the train from Nara and it would
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6:07:06–6:07:07 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3534Yeah, well, we still have like 20
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6:07:17–6:07:18 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3535kilometers. Kilometers to get back to the
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6:07:19–6:07:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3536guest house. The walk continues.
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6:07:20–6:07:24 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3537Wow, we made it out of the tunnel! Holy
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6:07:32–6:07:34 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3538crap, I can't believe it! I'm certain
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6:07:34–6:07:38 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3539we were going to disconnect in there.
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6:07:38–6:07:39 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3540Look, we made it out the other side! Look
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6:07:40–6:07:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3541I should get off here, continue the walk.
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6:07:47–6:07:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3542Shall I just get out here?
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6:07:52–6:07:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3543I think I'll just get the train because
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6:07:56–6:07:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3544it's like it
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6:07:59–6:08:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3545would take 6 hours. It's still 27
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6:08:04–6:08:07 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3546kilometers. I think we
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6:08:07–6:08:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3547just get the train back to Umeda.
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6:08:12–6:08:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3548It will
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6:08:22–6:08:25 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3549take like another 7 hours to walk all the
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6:08:26–6:08:28 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3550way back. My battery bank's probably
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6:08:28–6:08:30 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3551running low.
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6:08:30–6:08:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3552No, the slum area is here.
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6:08:39–6:08:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3553We're going up. The next station is
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6:08:43–6:08:46 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3554Yoshida, station number C25.
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6:08:46–6:08:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3555So we walked
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6:08:50–6:09:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3556up and over this small mountain here,
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6:09:02–6:09:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3557this green bit. I was going to walk over
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6:09:04–6:09:07 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3558this bit too, but there was no clear way
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6:09:07–6:09:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3559to get over it.
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6:09:10–6:09:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3560Actually, I could have walked through the
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6:09:14–6:09:16 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3561tunnel and it might have been fine, but I
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6:09:16–6:09:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3562can't walk all the way back. It's too
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6:09:20–6:09:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3563I've already done 27,000 steps. I walked
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6:09:25–6:09:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3564Ah, today's been so expensive. That's
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6:09:41–6:09:43 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3565another ¥1,000 for the train, so ¥2,000
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6:09:44–6:09:48 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3566on trains.
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6:09:48–6:09:48 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3567Uh, ¥700 on sushi.
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6:09:54–6:09:57 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3568Put another ¥1,000 on drinks.
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6:09:58–6:10:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3569So I probably spent ¥3,000
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6:10:04–6:10:08 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3570today. ¥3,000 in dollars, it's $19.44.
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6:10:08–6:10:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3571Oh, thank God for the exchange rate. It's
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6:10:13–6:10:15 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3572only $19. I definitely made $19 from this
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6:10:16–6:10:18 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3573As long as I'm not losing money,
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6:10:20–6:10:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3574I'm good. I don't mind.
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6:10:23–6:10:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3575I just don't want to lose money doing
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6:10:27–6:10:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3576this.
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6:10:29–6:10:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3577Oh, it's the stock market open.
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6:10:38–6:10:39 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3578Gold is not going up. Even it beat
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6:10:45–6:10:47 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3579earnings, but it's not going up.
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6:10:47–6:10:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3580Tesla's going down too.
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6:10:54–6:10:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3581All my stocks are going down, but my
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6:10:58–6:11:00 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3582inverse SPY should be doing well. Look at
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6:11:00–6:11:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3583The next station is Aramau Town.
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6:11:09–6:11:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3584Damn, this guy talks a lot. This guy here,
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6:11:22–6:11:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3585he loves to talk. He loves
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6:11:27–6:11:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3586the sound of his own voice.
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6:11:31–6:11:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3587These look kind of guy you go to with
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6:11:34–6:11:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3588izakaya and he never shuts up when he gets
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6:11:36–6:11:38 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3589wasted. He starts slapping you on the back
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6:11:38–6:11:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3590and he's like, why are you
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6:11:42–6:11:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3591such a loser? You can do it,
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6:11:45–6:11:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3592make your dreams come true.
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6:11:51–6:11:52 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3593Which station should we get off? I think
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6:12:08–6:12:09 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3594we get off at Hommach.
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6:12:09–6:12:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3595When we
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6:12:35–6:12:48 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3596get off Honmachi, we just walk up.
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6:12:48–6:12:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3597To Umeda.
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6:12:52–6:13:07 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3598The next
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6:13:18–6:13:24 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3599station
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6:13:30–6:13:39 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3600is Nagata, station number C23.
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6:13:40–6:13:43 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3601車 両 だけ じゃない ので、 同 じ 段 階 に 乗
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6:13:43–6:13:46 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3602ってる 人 た ち も 新 幹 線 が 難 しく なる。 そう します けど、
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6:13:47–6:13:52 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3603あ そ この 方 法 はい ろ んな 方 法 が あります けど
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6:13:53–6:13:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3604も、 こう い った 方 法 が ある のは ちょっと 練 習 を
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6:13:57–6:14:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3605深 く して も ら って、 今 は 出 した 段
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6:14:01–6:14:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3606階 と して いい と思 う ので、 また は ちょっと。 Wow,
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6:14:05–6:14:39 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3607looking handsome.
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6:14:41–6:14:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3608That's a good thumbnail. I'm gonna use
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6:14:52–6:14:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3609that on the next 10 streams.
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6:14:54–6:14:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3610They're so loud.
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6:15:00–6:15:00 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3611Maybe go in the next carriage.
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6:15:07–6:15:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3612How do I open this?
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6:15:16–6:15:16 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3613Oh, this is already open. God, these
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6:15:20–6:15:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3614people don't shut up.
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6:15:23–6:15:24 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3615Talk, talk, talk, talk, stupid salarymen.
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6:15:26–6:15:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3616Fucking hell, why can't they just finish
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6:15:29–6:15:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3617work and go home and shut up?
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6:15:32–6:15:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3618Oh my God, it's so dumb. You're not
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6:15:35–6:15:38 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3619allowed to talk on the phone, but you got
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6:15:38–6:15:39 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3620a bunch of stupid salarymen. Shut the fuck
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6:15:39–6:15:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3621up. This train is bound for Cosmos Square.
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6:15:42–6:15:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3622We will be departing soon.
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6:15:46–6:15:47 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3623Shut up for 2 seconds.
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6:15:48–6:15:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3624Jesus fucking Christ.
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6:15:51–6:15:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3625And then they have a go at streamers for
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6:15:57–6:15:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3626being loud. They're allowed to be loud
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6:15:59–6:16:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3627because they're talking to people in front
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6:16:01–6:16:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3628of them, but we can't be loud because
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6:16:03–6:16:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3629we're talking to a phone.
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6:16:05–6:16:06 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3630What's the point having a rule saying
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6:16:09–6:16:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3631please do not talk on the phone because it
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6:16:13–6:16:15 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3632disturbs people, but then You're allowed
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6:16:15–6:16:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3633to be drunk in a group and talk like that.
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6:16:17–6:16:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3634It doesn't make any sense.
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6:16:20–6:16:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3635If I can't talk on the phone, they
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6:16:24–6:16:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3636shouldn't be able to talk. They should
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6:16:26–6:16:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3637shut up too.
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6:16:29–6:16:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3638Should go up to them and say, "What are
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6:16:33–6:16:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3639you saying?" What are you saying? Next
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6:16:36–6:16:39 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3640stop is Takaida C D T.
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6:16:39–6:16:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3641Ah,
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6:16:46–6:16:46 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3642nice and quiet.
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6:16:59–6:17:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3643Korea, it's worse. You get grannies on the
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6:17:08–6:17:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3644phone going, yeah,
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6:17:11–6:17:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3645right fucking next to you. You have to
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6:17:14–6:17:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3646just get up and leave. At least in Japan
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6:17:17–6:17:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3647they don't have the phone thing, I guess.
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6:17:21–6:17:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3648Never see anyone talking on the phone
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6:17:24–6:17:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3649here.
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6:17:26–6:17:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3650Oh God, they were doing my head in.
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6:17:33–6:17:34 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3651Heading. Okay, so we get off at Honmachi.
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6:17:36–6:17:38 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3652I like walking through Honmachi, it's a
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6:17:40–6:17:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3653very nice peaceful part of Osaka, very
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6:17:42–6:17:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3654calm, no sleaze streets.
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6:17:45–6:17:47 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3655Why aren't you on Kick? Cuz no one watches
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6:17:53–6:17:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3656me.
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6:17:55–6:17:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3657Do I see my future in China?
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6:18:12–6:18:16 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3658Not sure. We will be stopping
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6:18:17–6:18:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3659at— I can't really do things like what I'm
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6:18:20–6:18:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3660doing now in Thailand because it's just
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6:18:23–6:18:24 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3661dangerous. In Japan, it's safe.
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6:18:25–6:18:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3662I feel like it's pretty safe in Japan to
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6:18:31–6:18:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3663get a train and then just walk back in the
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6:18:33–6:18:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3664middle of the night, but I wouldn't want
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6:18:36–6:18:38 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3665to do that in Thailand. It would be scary.
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6:18:39–6:18:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3666There's definitely things in Japan I can
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6:18:47–6:18:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3667do that I can't do in Thailand.
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6:18:49–6:18:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3668The next stop is Fukae Bashi. Yeah,
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6:18:53–6:18:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3669Thailand is much less walker-friendly.
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6:18:56–6:18:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3670Damn, I look so good in this photo.
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6:19:02–6:19:03 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3671If only it was a bit sharper.
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6:19:08–6:19:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3672Get rid of that pimple. Sharpen it up
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6:19:13–6:19:18 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3673a bit. That looks so handsome. Holy crap.
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6:19:18–6:19:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3674I don't know how the, the shape of my face
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6:19:59–6:20:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3675completely changed since leaving
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6:20:02–6:20:06 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3676Thailand. Look.
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6:20:06–6:20:07 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3677深い橋、深い橋。左側の扉が開きます。ご注意ください。We will be
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6:20:20–6:20:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3678stopping at深い橋 C21.
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6:20:22–6:20:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3679The doors on the left side will open.
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6:20:26–6:20:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3680Please be careful of the train doors.
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6:20:29–6:20:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3681People are saying my Face look like a like
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6:20:32–6:20:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3682a potato in Thailand.
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6:20:35–6:20:37 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3683I think no one will sit in front of me
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6:20:41–6:20:43 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3684because I'm pointing the camera at the
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6:20:43–6:20:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3685seats.
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6:20:45–6:20:46 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3686Yeah, a gourd. Were you the one who said
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6:20:49–6:20:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3687that? Don't even know what a gourd is.
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6:20:51–6:20:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3688Midori bashi desu. Imata to Sugi sen wa
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6:20:54–6:20:57 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3689onori kai desu.
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6:20:57–6:20:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3690出口は右側に変わります。The next
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6:21:00–6:21:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3691stop is Midori-bashi C twenty. Passengers
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6:21:06–6:21:07 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3692can transfer here to the Iwazato Sugi
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6:21:07–6:21:09 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3693Line. What should we do?
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6:21:09–6:21:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3694My stomach kind of hurts from the
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6:21:17–6:21:18 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3695McDonald's.
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6:21:19–6:21:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3696I think
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6:21:37–6:21:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3697getting food would be the next goal.
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6:21:44–6:21:46 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3698McDonald's.
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6:21:48–6:21:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3699緑橋緑橋緑橋右側の扉が開きます。ご注意ください。We will be
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6:22:00–6:22:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3700stopping at緑橋C20. Passengers can
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6:22:02–6:22:06 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3701transfer. I'm so glad the stream didn't
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6:22:07–6:22:08 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3702disconnect in the tunnel. The doors on the
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6:22:08–6:22:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3703right side will open. Please be careful.
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6:22:11–6:22:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3704That was good. E92. What is that?
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6:22:14–6:22:16 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3705So in case you're thinking of streaming
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6:22:23–6:22:25 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3706from Nara to Osaka, now you know you
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6:22:25–6:22:30 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3707won't disconnect in the tunnel.
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6:22:30–6:22:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3708次 は 森 宮 です。 長 堀
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6:22:42–6:22:46 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3709国 道 線 J R 線 は この 道 です。 出 口
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6:22:46–6:22:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3710は 左 側 に 変 わ ります。 Next stop 森 宮。
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6:22:51–6:22:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_371119 番 17 号 線 長 堀 国
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6:22:56–6:23:00 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3712道 線 J R。 皆 様 ご 注意
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6:23:01–6:23:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3713ください。 そ こ には そ こ まで 行 け ない。 ね
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6:23:05–6:23:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3714え、 なんか 進 め
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6:23:20–6:23:28 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3715る の が 問題。 Over
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6:23:28–6:23:57 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3716here to the Nagafuji-Zumi-Yokuchi Line and
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6:23:57–6:24:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3717JR Line. The doors on the left side will
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6:24:01–6:24:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3718open. Please be careful of the train
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6:24:04–6:24:08 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3719次 は 谷 町 四 丁 目 です。
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6:24:33–6:24:37 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3720谷 町 線 は お 乗 り 換 え です。 The next stop is
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6:24:37–6:24:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3721谷 町 四 丁 目 ( C 18 )。
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6:24:41–6:24:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3722Pass engers can transfer here to the 谷 町
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6:24:45–6:24:48 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3723Line. 建 設 業 等 営 業 許 可 の ご 相
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6:24:48–6:24:52 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3724談、 大 阪 府 行 政 主 事 会 に お 越 し の 方
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6:24:52–6:24:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3725は 次 で ございます。 We
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6:24:56–6:25:52 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3726will be stopping at Tanemachi-Yonchoe,
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6:25:52–6:25:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3727C18. Passengers can transfer here to the
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6:26:00–6:26:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3728Tanemachi Line.
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6:26:04–6:26:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3729I thought those two guys were Indian or
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6:26:20–6:26:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3730something. They didn't sound Japanese at
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6:26:24–6:26:25 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3731all. Did you hear them?
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6:26:26–6:26:28 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3732It was. Like so fast, it didn't even sound
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6:26:30–6:26:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3733Japanese anymore.
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6:26:33–6:26:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3734No, I don't
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6:26:42–6:26:46 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3735use hair products unless
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6:26:47–6:26:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3736they had a really weird accent. It just
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6:26:50–6:26:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3737sounded really quick. I couldn't tell what
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6:26:52–6:26:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3738Why do I only get mid women? Meida is
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6:27:07–6:27:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3739not mid.
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6:27:10–6:27:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3740And Pineapple was pretty good looking
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6:27:14–6:27:16 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3741despite the age.
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6:27:17–6:27:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3742個人 登録 も でき る 電 報 型 総 合 卸 売 り コ ンビ
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6:27:21–6:27:25 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3743ニ フ ァ ミ リ ーテ ラ ウ チ へ お 越 し の 方
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6:27:25–6:27:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3744は 次 で おい で
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6:27:27–6:27:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3745ください。 境 筋 本 町、 境 筋
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6:27:32–6:27:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3746本 町、 境 筋 線 は お 乗 り 換 え です。
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6:27:36–6:27:40 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3747右 側 の 扉 が 開 きます。 ご 注意 ください。
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6:27:40–6:27:43 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3748We will be stopping at 境 筋 本 町。 C
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6:27:44–6:27:47 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3749seventeen. I thought Chlamydia Girlfriend
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6:27:48–6:27:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3750was quite pretty too. To the Sakai Sugi
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6:27:51–6:27:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3751line, the doors on the right side will
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6:27:53–6:27:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3752open. Please be careful of the train
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6:27:56–6:27:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3753doors. 어서서 알렸어.
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6:27:59–6:28:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3754어서서. 아가 이제 너무 잘 해요.
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6:28:02–6:28:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3755보이러서요. 오죠.
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6:28:05–6:28:06 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3756The problem is people think I'm not
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6:28:14–6:28:15 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3757interested in them, or they think I don't
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6:28:16–6:28:18 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3758like them because I don't talk to them.
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6:28:18–6:28:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3759But it's just me being shy.
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6:28:22–6:28:24 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3760The next stop is
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6:28:30–6:28:34 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3761Honmachi, C16.
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6:28:34–6:28:37 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3762Passengers may transfer here to the
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6:28:38–6:28:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3763Midofuji Line and Gotsudashi Line.
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6:28:42–6:28:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3764I'm very good at making it seem like I'm
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6:28:46–6:28:48 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3765not interested when actually I am.
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6:28:48–6:28:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3766Oh wow, gold's going up.
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6:28:56–6:28:57 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3767本 町、 本 町。 移 動 筋 線
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6:29:09–6:29:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3768四 つ 橋 線 は お 乗 り 換 え です。 右 側 の 扉
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6:29:13–6:29:16 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3769が 開 きます。 ご 注意 ください。 We will be stopping
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6:29:17–6:29:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3770at 本 町 C 16. Pass engers can
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6:29:21–6:29:24 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3771transfer here to the Mid os u ji Line and
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6:29:25–6:29:28 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3772Y ots ub ashi Line.
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6:29:28–6:29:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3773Yeah, so even though I want to talk to
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6:29:55–6:29:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3774people, or even if I like a girl, they
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6:29:58–6:30:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3775think I don't like them because I don't
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6:30:02–6:30:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3776know, I'm embarrassed to show that I like
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6:30:05–6:30:08 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3777This train fare is going to be so
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6:30:20–6:30:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3778expensive. Watch this,
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6:30:23–6:30:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3779¥830. It's the price of a
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6:30:29–6:30:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3780McDonald's. What's this?
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6:30:33–6:30:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3781What do you do with it?
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6:30:42–6:30:43 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3782I have no idea what that is.
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6:30:49–6:30:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3783This is where my upper hotel was when I
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6:30:56–6:30:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3784first came here, before the guest house.
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6:30:59–6:31:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3785So funny.
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6:31:06–6:31:07 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3786I think this is actually the exit I used
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6:31:10–6:31:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3787when I was staying at the Apple Hotel.
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6:31:13–6:31:15 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3788So what, you put your phone in the slot
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6:31:20–6:31:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3789and it charges your phone?
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6:31:21–6:31:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3790Yeah, so I realized— wait,
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6:31:32–6:31:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3791wasn't it a Well, was it 8:40?
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6:31:36–6:31:39 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3792How much was left? You must be kidding.
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6:31:39–6:31:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3793There's no way. Wait a minute,
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6:31:42–6:31:46 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3794let's go and check my balance on my—
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6:31:46–6:31:48 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3795there's no way it costs 18:40.
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6:31:49–6:31:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3796There's no way. Sure it costs 8:40.
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6:31:52–6:31:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3797There ain't no way.
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6:31:57–6:31:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3798See, there's 18.50 left, not 8.50. How do
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6:32:36–6:32:38 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3799I get it out?
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6:32:39–6:32:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3800Ah, you made me come all the way back for
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6:32:44–6:32:46 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3801nothing. 18.55 left,
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6:32:46–6:32:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3802so it only costs 8.40. Obvious.
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6:32:51–6:32:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3803Because it costs ¥1,000 to go from Namba
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6:32:54–6:32:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3804to Nara, but this time I went a shorter
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6:32:59–6:33:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3805distance from whatever that train station
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6:33:01–6:33:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3806was called. And also
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6:33:04–6:33:08 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3807I didn't go as far as Namba, so it would
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6:33:08–6:33:09 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3808have cost less, obviously.
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6:33:10–6:33:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3809See, I can talk loud too, stupid idiots.
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6:33:15–6:33:18 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3810Talking over me. Fuck you. Fucking moron
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6:33:19–6:33:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3811talking over me. Talk over you back.
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6:33:23–6:33:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3812Stupid idiots.
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6:33:28–6:33:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3813Freedom! My favorite part of Osaka.
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6:33:49–6:33:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3814Hello! Right at Apple Hotel. What?
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6:33:56–6:33:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3815They got a train station exit right on the
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6:33:59–6:34:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3816entrance of Apple Hotel. I want to stay
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6:34:01–6:34:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3817here tonight. I've never been this Apple
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6:34:04–6:34:07 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3818Hotel before. Eki Tower.
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6:34:07–6:34:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3819Oh, when it says tower, you know it's a
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6:34:12–6:34:15 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3820big fancy upper. I want
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6:34:15–6:34:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3821to look inside. It's got a chandelier.
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6:34:20–6:34:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3822Holy shit.
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6:34:24–6:34:25 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3823Wow,
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6:34:26–6:34:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3824fancy.
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6:34:31–6:34:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3825Yeah, I just noticed when it says tower on
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6:34:40–6:34:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3826the Apple Hotel, it means it's a big fancy
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6:34:42–6:34:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3827one. My one
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6:34:44–6:34:47 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3828wasn't here, it was a different one,
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6:34:48–6:34:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3829small. Okay,
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6:34:50–6:34:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3830which way?
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6:34:53–6:34:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3831No, this isn't the Stalker Apple. I got a
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6:34:59–6:35:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3832different one. There's an APA Eki
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6:35:02–6:35:06 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3833Tower in Umeda and it's massive.
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6:35:06–6:35:14 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3834Okay, which way?
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6:35:14–6:35:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3835Open Compass.
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6:35:19–6:35:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3836North. North is that
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6:35:24–6:35:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3837Yeah, I think this is my favorite part of
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6:35:36–6:35:38 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3838Osaka cuz it's really posh looking and the
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6:35:39–6:35:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3839people around here are like salarymen and
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6:35:43–6:35:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3840business people, not drunk sleazers.
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6:35:44–6:35:48 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3841And also the road is really nice, wide and
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6:35:49–6:35:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3842open, so you don't really get stuck
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6:35:51–6:35:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3843in a jam.
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6:35:55–6:35:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3844Got big stores, 7-Elevens like that.
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6:35:58–6:36:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3845Nice Upper Hotel. Oh, a Bentley showroom.
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6:36:03–6:36:07 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3846Why is Bentley so expensive? They are the
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6:36:09–6:36:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3847most boring looking cars I've ever seen.
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6:36:11–6:36:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3848Hommachi. Ah, it's nice
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6:36:15–6:36:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3849to be back in Osaka. I didn't like Nara.
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6:36:19–6:36:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3850Nara was boring and so empty.
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6:36:23–6:36:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3851Ah, nice to be back here. Some people
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6:36:35–6:36:39 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3852think it's boring here, but I like it. Oh
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6:36:39–6:36:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3853wow, like Dante, where did that come from?
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6:36:43–6:36:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3854I don't see it in the chat.
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6:36:46–6:36:48 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3855Where did that come from? Did he donate?
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6:36:54–6:36:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3856Oh, I see it. For egg sandwich, thanks.
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6:37:00–6:37:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3857Maybe not egg sandwich. Egg sandwiches
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6:37:04–6:37:06 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3858here, weird because they're like very
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6:37:06–6:37:08 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3859creamy. I don't really like creamy eggs.
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6:37:08–6:37:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3860I like rubbery, floppy,
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6:37:12–6:37:14 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3861salty eggs. When Gordon Ramsay
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6:37:15–6:37:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3862shows you how to make the perfect
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6:37:19–6:37:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3863omelette, it looks gross. He whips it so
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6:37:20–6:37:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3864much and he like blends it and then puts
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6:37:23–6:37:25 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3865milk. It's basically like baby food at
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6:37:25–6:37:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3866that point. Ah, hommachi is nice. I like
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6:37:27–6:37:30 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3867hommachi. Namida, number.
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6:37:30–6:37:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3868I mean, number is way too crowded and
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6:37:33–6:37:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3869sleazy and full of drunks. Shinsaibashi is
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6:37:36–6:37:39 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3870a bit better for bars, I think.
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6:37:40–6:37:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3871Umeda is okay, but it's also a bit
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6:37:47–6:37:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3872sleazy. I don't like all the sleazy
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6:37:52–6:37:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3873streets because it makes me want to get a
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6:37:54–6:37:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3874you-know-what. No, I shouldn't because
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6:37:57–6:37:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3875it's just a waste of money. And it's not
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6:38:00–6:38:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3876even very good half the time.
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6:38:02–6:38:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3877I'd say like 40% of the time it's only 40%
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6:38:05–6:38:08 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3878of the time it's good.
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6:38:08–6:38:09 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3879Moi's internally conflicted about the
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6:38:16–6:38:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3880fu zoku. Wow, this Starbucks,
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6:38:20–6:38:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3881very fancy.
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6:38:26–6:38:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3882They look like they're closed.
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6:38:29–6:38:30 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3883Oh look, those are the noisy motorbike
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6:38:36–6:38:39 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3884people. Oh my God.
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6:38:39–6:38:43 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3885Ah, how much is nice. A classy
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6:38:46–6:38:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3886district for a classy Man,
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6:38:50–6:39:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3887how about Amagasaki? That place sucks.
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6:39:05–6:39:07 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3888Rubbish. I don't want to go back,
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6:39:11–6:39:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3889listen to a bloody American guy going
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6:39:14–6:39:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3890on and on and The American guy's life
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6:39:17–6:39:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3891seems so sad. He just sits in his room all
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6:39:21–6:39:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3892day long teaching English.
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6:39:23–6:39:24 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3893Hardly ever see him go out. I hear him
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6:39:28–6:39:30 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3894playing video games sometimes, some kind
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6:39:30–6:39:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3895of weebie Japanese game. I can hear the
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6:39:33–6:39:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3896voice of the characters going, eh, like
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6:39:35–6:39:39 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3897JRPG sounds. I bet he's like a massive
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6:39:39–6:39:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3898gamer weeb.
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6:39:42–6:39:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3899Well, I don't blame him. I'd rather live
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6:39:48–6:39:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3900in Japan than— I think he said he's from
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6:39:50–6:39:52 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3901Missouri, however you say it.
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6:39:53–6:39:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3902I think living in Japan beats living
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6:39:59–6:40:00 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3903anywhere in America, so he's got the right
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6:40:01–6:40:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3904idea. But Amagasaki, why would he choose
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6:40:04–6:40:08 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3905to live there? What's his goal? Like, is
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6:40:08–6:40:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3906he here forever, or is he just trying to
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6:40:12–6:40:14 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3907save up money? Teaching English,
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6:40:15–6:40:18 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3908it's not going to make you much money
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6:40:18–6:40:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3909because you get paid in yen. You want to
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6:40:20–6:40:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3910get paid in dollars.
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6:40:23–6:40:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3911I don't know how much he makes, maybe like
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6:40:30–6:40:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3912¥2,500 an hour.
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6:40:32–6:40:34 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3913Or maybe it's like ¥2,500 a lesson and
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6:40:37–6:40:40 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3914he does 10 lessons a day, makes ¥20,000.
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6:40:40–6:40:43 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3915It's pretty good actually.
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6:40:43–6:40:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3916Then take a slow
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6:40:51–6:40:57 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3917walk back.
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6:40:57–6:40:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3918Maybe he has a wife. No, he has an
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6:41:10–6:41:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3919Australian girlfriend and they've only
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6:41:13–6:41:16 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3920dated for 100 days because he was saying
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6:41:16–6:41:18 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3921100-day anniversary. I know all his
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6:41:18–6:41:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3922details. Yeah, well, that's what you get
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6:41:21–6:41:24 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3923when you talk loudly on the phone. If you
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6:41:24–6:41:28 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3924want it kept secret, should have kept your
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6:41:28–6:41:30 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3925voice down. Be careful who—
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6:41:31–6:41:34 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3926you never know, person overhearing your
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6:41:35–6:41:37 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3927phone calls might be a famous streamer.
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6:41:37–6:41:39 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3928See, that's why when I go on the phone. I
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6:41:51–6:41:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3929don't like people hearing me because it's
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6:41:54–6:41:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3930a private conversation. I couldn't
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6:41:56–6:42:00 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3931just be on the phone and talk loudly so
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6:42:00–6:42:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3932everyone could hear. It'd be embarrassing.
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6:42:01–6:42:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3933I know all your secrets and I'm gonna I'm
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6:42:15–6:42:18 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3934gonna leave them and I don't care.
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6:42:18–6:42:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3935Why you hate your American roommate?
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6:42:26–6:42:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3936Because number one, he smashes open the
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6:42:28–6:42:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3937door whenever he opens it, he slams it
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6:42:32–6:42:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3938shut, he walks like an elephant,
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6:42:34–6:42:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3939makes the whole building shake, he's on
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6:42:37–6:42:39 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3940the phone until 3 AM, and after I knocked
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6:42:40–6:42:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3941on the wall, he was on the phone again the
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6:42:43–6:42:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3942next day until 1 AM. He comes home
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6:42:45–6:42:48 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3943whistling in the middle of the night.
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6:42:48–6:42:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3944He's like the most annoying person to have
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6:42:52–6:42:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3945living next to you.
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6:42:54–6:42:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3946And then he doesn't flush the toilet when
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6:43:02–6:43:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3947he poos sometimes. Well, once.
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6:43:04–6:43:07 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3948Once is more than enough times.
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6:43:08–6:43:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3949The Sri Lankan guy is not too bad, but the
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6:43:19–6:43:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3950Sri Lankan guy shaves his pubes and leaves
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6:43:22–6:43:24 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3951it in the sink.
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6:43:25–6:43:25 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3952But he's mostly out working, probably.
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6:43:29–6:43:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3953If I had 2 roommates who were both Working
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6:43:33–6:43:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3954outside, it'd be so good.
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6:43:36–6:43:37 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3955Yeah,
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6:43:43–6:43:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3956well, I did a poo too and made a little
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6:43:53–6:43:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3957stain, and I didn't wipe it. That's my
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6:43:57–6:44:00 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3958revenge. The hell?
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6:44:00–6:44:03 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3959Is she doing a poo?
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6:44:05–6:44:06 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3960She's wasted.
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6:44:09–6:44:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3961What the fuck?
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6:44:12–6:44:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3962She looks like she's going to shit
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6:44:20–6:44:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3963herself. Ask her
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6:44:22–6:44:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3964if she's okay. No, she's gonna think I'm
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6:44:26–6:44:30 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3965trying to molest her. Oh,
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6:44:30–6:44:34 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3966she's standing up now.
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6:44:34–6:44:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3967That is such,
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6:44:38–6:44:38 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3968such a bad-looking way to sit in public.
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6:44:41–6:44:43 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3969It literally looks like the shitting
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6:44:44–6:44:46 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3970squat. Why would
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6:44:46–6:44:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3971you do that in public?
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6:44:50–6:44:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3972Oh my God, she's like stumbling into the
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6:45:04–6:45:06 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3973Where is she?
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6:45:10–6:45:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3974I don't know what she's doing. Oh, she's
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6:45:18–6:45:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3975trying to get a taxi. I think she's gonna
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6:45:20–6:45:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3976go to the taxi.
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6:45:23–6:45:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3977Yeah, she's going for the taxi.
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6:45:30–6:45:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3978Someone's drunk!
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6:45:35–6:45:37 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3979Got you on camera!
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6:45:38–6:45:39 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3980Well, she poos in the taxi. The taxi man
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6:45:55–6:45:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3981probably collects the poos if it's a cute
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6:45:58–6:45:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3982girl. He smells it at home,
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6:46:00–6:46:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3983he dries it, and then he, he molds molds
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6:46:05–6:46:09 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3984it like a clay sculpture into the image
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6:46:09–6:46:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3985Did you see that Korean drama where it was
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6:46:19–6:46:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3986like, uh, I think he was a doctor,
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6:46:22–6:46:25 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3987so he had access to medicine, and then he,
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6:46:25–6:46:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3988he made like some kind of thing that
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6:46:29–6:46:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3989paralyzes people, and then he put it sort
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6:46:32–6:46:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3990of syringe. And then he was working,
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6:46:35–6:46:37 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3991pretending to work as a taxi driver, and
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6:46:37–6:46:40 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3992then he would inject girls. And then he
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6:46:40–6:46:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3993had like girls chained up in his basement,
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6:46:42–6:46:43 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3994he would bang them. I don't know what
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6:46:43–6:46:46 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3995drama that was, maybe it was a porn,
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6:46:46–6:46:48 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3996forgot now.
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6:46:49–6:46:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3997Korean drama has some sick stuff.
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6:46:52–6:46:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3998And then I I think the story was the girl
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6:47:00–6:47:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_3999escapes and then they beat him up and then
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6:47:02–6:47:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4000I saw one film, I think it was with Mila.
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6:47:08–6:47:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4001What was it? It was really messed up. It
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6:47:12–6:47:14 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4002was like a blind— no,
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6:47:14–6:47:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4003a blind Vietnam veteran who lives on his
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6:47:19–6:47:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4004own in a house, and then this group of
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6:47:22–6:47:25 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4005people, they try to rob him,
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6:47:25–6:47:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4006but he's like a professional commando,
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6:47:29–6:47:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4007so he, he uses his hearing and stuff to
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6:47:32–6:47:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4008kill them. And then there's only one of
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6:47:36–6:47:38 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4009the girls left after her friends get
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6:47:38–6:47:40 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4010killed by him, and she runs down the
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6:47:40–6:47:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4011stairs and finds his underground secret
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6:47:43–6:47:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4012basement. And in the underground secret
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6:47:44–6:47:47 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4013basement, he had a woman chained up, and
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6:47:47–6:47:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4014he was like using a syringe to try and
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6:47:50–6:47:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4015impregnate her. It was really weird.
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6:47:54–6:47:57 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4016Do you know this movie? It started off
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6:47:59–6:48:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4017pretty cool and then it just got messed up
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6:48:02–6:48:03 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4018with the chained up woman. I don't know
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6:48:03–6:48:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4019who the woman was. I forgot the story now.
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6:48:06–6:48:07 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4020He had his semen frozen and then he would
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6:48:10–6:48:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4021unfreeze it and put it in the syringe and
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6:48:13–6:48:16 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4022like inject her. And I thought, why don't
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6:48:17–6:48:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4023you just fuck her? Why are you injecting
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6:48:19–6:48:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4024her with a syringe? You got her chained
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6:48:21–6:48:25 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4025up and you want to impregnate her, you
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6:48:26–6:48:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4026might as well just like put your willy in
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6:48:27–6:48:28 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4027at that point. I think they just used the
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6:48:28–6:48:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4028syringe thing so the viewers thought, oh,
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6:48:32–6:48:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4029he's not so bad because he's not raping
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6:48:33–6:48:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4030her, he's just using a turkey baster.
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6:48:35–6:48:38 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4031I think if it was actually rape, they
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6:48:41–6:48:43 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4032couldn't put it in the movie because
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6:48:43–6:48:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4033that's a bit too dark. You notice movies
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6:48:45–6:48:48 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4034always try and avoid the raping scenario
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6:48:48–6:48:52 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4035because I think it's just too much.
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6:48:52–6:48:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4036Called Don't Breathe. Yeah, maybe. I think
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6:48:59–6:49:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4037I watched it with Mila. I don't know why I
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6:49:02–6:49:03 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4038watched so many messed up movies with
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6:49:03–6:49:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4039Mila. Maybe she was into that stuff.
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6:49:05–6:49:08 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4040And then in the end, they beat him up and
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6:49:14–6:49:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4041they shove the semen syringe in his mouth
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6:49:17–6:49:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4042and make him swallow his own semen,
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6:49:22–6:49:24 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4043which is kind of gross.
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6:49:25–6:49:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4044I saw another movie. It was like a guy,
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6:49:44–6:49:46 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4045an architect, he builds a house and then
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6:49:46–6:49:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4046the wife could hear a weird knocking
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6:49:50–6:49:52 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4047coming from the pipes. And then she,
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6:49:52–6:49:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4048she searches around his office and she
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6:49:55–6:49:57 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4049finds a secret blueprint that shows
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6:49:58–6:50:00 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4050there's actually another room that she's
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6:50:01–6:50:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4051never been into before. And then she finds
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6:50:03–6:50:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4052the way to get into there, and there's a
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6:50:05–6:50:06 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4053girl chained up down these steps.
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6:50:06–6:50:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4054What's with all these stories about having
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6:50:12–6:50:14 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4055girls chained up? That's why you don't
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6:50:14–6:50:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4056want to marry an architect who's built his
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6:50:17–6:50:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4057own house. You don't know what he's built
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6:50:19–6:50:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4058behind the bookcase in the bedroom.
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6:50:23–6:50:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4059Labyrinth of tunnels that lead to a secret
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6:50:26–6:50:28 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4060room. I don't know why he leaves
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6:50:29–6:50:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4061the blueprints lying around with the
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6:50:34–6:50:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4062secret room on it. It's a bit stupid.
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6:50:36–6:50:39 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4063He gives her permission to go into his
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6:50:43–6:50:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4064office. He's like, oh yeah, here's the
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6:50:45–6:50:47 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4065password for my office door. I have
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6:50:47–6:50:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4066nothing to hide. Apart from my secret
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6:50:49–6:50:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4067And then the girl he had chained up wasn't
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6:51:00–6:51:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4068even cute. What's the point? If you're
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6:51:02–6:51:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4069going to risk going to jail, you might as
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6:51:04–6:51:07 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4070well kidnap a cute girl.
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6:51:07–6:51:08 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4071I don't even think he was porky. Her. She
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6:51:14–6:51:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4072was tied up on the chair, fully clothed.
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6:51:17–6:51:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4073He would go down the basement and just
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6:51:20–6:51:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4074stare at her or something. Ever since you
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6:51:22–6:51:24 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4075saw the drunk
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6:51:24–6:51:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4076girl, you've taught nothing about chained
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6:51:42–6:51:43 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4077up girls. No, it was a completely
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6:51:44–6:51:46 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4078unrelated, unconnected tangent I went on.
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6:51:47–6:51:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4079Look, she's drunk too.
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6:51:51–6:51:52 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4080Damn, it's kind of early to be drunk
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6:51:57–6:51:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4081though. What are these benches and tables
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6:51:59–6:52:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4082out here for? Oh, the roast beef
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6:52:02–6:52:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4083restaurant. Good Spoon. Is it like
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6:52:05–6:52:08 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4084Wetherspoons? Roast beef for
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6:52:08–6:52:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4085She could still get the last train. Why is
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6:52:19–6:52:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4086she sitting there?
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6:52:21–6:52:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4087It's weird to see drunks here though. Why
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6:52:25–6:52:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4088would you get drunk here? There's nothing
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6:52:27–6:52:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4089here.
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6:52:29–6:52:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4090Oh, I forgot about my food, my energy
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6:52:33–6:52:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4091jelly. Got 10 seconds
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6:52:36–6:52:40 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4092of charge. What?
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6:52:41–6:52:43 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4093Equivalent to one rice ball, it says.
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6:52:45–6:52:48 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4094Provides you with the energy to stay
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6:52:48–6:52:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4095active every day. What, for 10 seconds?
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6:52:50–6:52:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4096Get a 10-second energy boost.
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6:52:56–6:52:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4097Fuck it.
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6:52:59–6:53:03 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4098Oh wow, is it measuring the sound?
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6:53:34–6:53:38 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4099Oh, oh, I don't want to shout. Where's it
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6:53:43–6:53:47 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4100measuring the sound from? Inside the
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6:53:48–6:53:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4101construction, probably. Probably inside of
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6:53:50–6:53:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4102the construction site. I want to
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6:53:52–6:53:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4103scream at it.
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6:53:55–6:53:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4104They've got
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6:54:02–6:54:08 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4105these weird little statues here of naked
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6:54:08–6:54:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4106people. I don't want to show it. Yeah,
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6:54:12–6:54:15 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4107they're pretty much naked. They've got no
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6:54:15–6:54:18 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4108Well, if Sunny was here, what do you want
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6:54:26–6:54:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4109us to do?
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6:54:27–6:54:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4110So I feel like we've done everything,
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6:54:30–6:54:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4111and then you guys get bored like you
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6:54:33–6:54:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4112I wonder
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6:55:20–6:55:25 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4113what this machine does.
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6:55:25–6:55:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4114Looks very complex,
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6:55:40–6:55:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4115bit of machinery.
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6:55:43–6:55:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4116Oh crap, I thought
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6:56:27–6:56:30 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4117it was green. Why is it red? I thought it
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6:56:31–6:56:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4118was green because the other guy crossed.
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6:56:33–6:56:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4119See, that's why you should never follow
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6:56:38–6:56:40 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4120people. That guy nearly killed me and he
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6:56:40–6:56:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4121looks drunk.
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6:56:44–6:56:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4122Oh my God. I swear that light was green
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6:56:47–6:56:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4123because he crossed and that stupid car
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6:56:52–6:56:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4124nearly hit me, and then she got
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6:56:54–6:56:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4125Damn cute girls everywhere.
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6:57:23–6:57:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4126Oh, sucker.
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6:57:33–6:57:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4127Remember when we thought Sunny wasn't
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6:58:01–6:58:03 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4128going to show up? Yeah, I was standing
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6:58:03–6:58:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4129over there, wasn't I? Over there,
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6:58:05–6:58:08 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4130had like 250 viewers. I couldn't believe
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6:58:08–6:58:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4131it. The only thing to get my viewers up
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6:58:11–6:58:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4132was to meet a girl. So lame.
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6:58:13–6:58:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4133If people thought I was meeting a girl
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6:58:22–6:58:24 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4134now, I'd have like 300 viewers probably.
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6:58:24–6:58:25 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4135Guys, I'm waiting here for my new girl.
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6:58:27–6:58:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4136Come on, 200.
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6:58:31–6:58:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4137Viewers.
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6:58:36–6:58:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4138Yeah, it was a fun stream.
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6:58:42–6:58:43 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4139I liked the buildup of tension in the
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6:58:45–6:58:48 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4140beginning, waiting,
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6:58:49–6:58:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4141and then the walk
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6:58:50–6:58:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4142around was fun too, getting drinks.
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6:58:54–6:58:57 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4143Who are these idiots
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6:59:00–6:59:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4144waving at
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6:59:05–6:59:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4145us like that? Weird motorbike.
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6:59:10–6:59:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4146What happened to your voice? I don't know.
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6:59:36–6:59:38 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4147I drank that jelly drink and it became
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6:59:38–6:59:40 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4148really deep.
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6:59:40–6:59:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4149It's my macho voice.
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6:59:44–6:59:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4150I don't know what building this is.
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6:59:59–7:00:00 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4151It looks very European.
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7:00:02–7:00:03 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4152They're playing copyright music.
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7:00:08–7:00:09 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4153Oh my God, I'm gonna have to mute it.
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7:00:12–7:00:14 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4154Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
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7:00:18–7:00:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4155ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba. I don't
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7:00:22–7:00:25 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4156like copyright music.
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7:00:26–7:00:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4157I'm gonna have to break it up by muting
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7:00:30–7:00:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4158it. It's like K-pop. It sounds like
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7:00:32–7:00:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4159I think it's okay, the sound of the bikes
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7:00:47–7:00:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4160drowning it out. The only time I like the
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7:00:49–7:00:52 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4161sound of motorbikes is when it drowns out
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7:00:53–7:00:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4162music. Wow, look at these taxis.
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7:00:55–7:00:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4163Oh, don't run me over.
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7:01:03–7:01:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4164Oh my God, you can't wait one second.
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7:01:06–7:01:09 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4165Got my waffle. Where's my waffle? I really
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7:01:12–7:01:15 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4166like these maple
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7:01:15–7:01:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4167waffles. They're better when you microwave
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7:01:20–7:01:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4168They look like this.
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7:01:28–7:01:28 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4169They're pretty good with coffee.
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7:01:35–7:01:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4170Hmm.
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7:01:49–7:01:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4171What have you eaten today? I had sushi
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7:02:28–7:02:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4172and,
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7:02:35–7:02:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4173um,
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7:02:37–7:02:38 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4174forgot now.
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7:02:41–7:02:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4175Don't remember.
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7:02:47–7:03:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4176Wow,
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7:03:16–7:03:16 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4177yeah,
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7:03:23–7:03:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4178energy drink, energy jelly. Protein jelly
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7:03:37–7:03:40 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4179waffle sushi roll.
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7:03:41–7:03:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4180Oh, I had one of those pork cutlet
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7:03:47–7:03:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4181sandwiches. It was ¥600. I can't believe
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7:03:49–7:03:52 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4182it. No, ¥500 for the pork cutlet sandwich,
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7:03:53–7:03:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4183but I didn't really like it. It had
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7:03:58–7:04:00 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4184tonkatsu sauce. It's a
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7:04:01–7:04:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4185bit too strong. Uh, my stomach
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7:04:05–7:04:09 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4186Don't know why.
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7:04:13–7:04:14 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4187I wonder how many calories I had.
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7:04:25–7:04:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4188Calories.
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7:04:29–7:04:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4189I don't know
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7:04:35–7:04:39 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4190why I suddenly remembered that song.
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7:04:39–7:04:40 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4191The American guy at karaoke sang that
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7:04:42–7:04:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4192really well. He was like,
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7:04:45–7:04:47 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4193he does that raspy rock
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7:04:48–7:04:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4194voice really well. I wonder how long it
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7:04:56–7:04:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4195took him to practice doing that,
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7:04:59–7:05:00 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4196because it sounded nothing like his actual
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7:05:03–7:05:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4197speaking voice. I reckon he practices it.
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7:05:05–7:05:08 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4198I wish I could find some songs I could
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7:05:42–7:05:43 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4199sing. What about I
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7:05:43–7:05:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4200don't know what's really easy
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7:05:49–7:05:52 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4201to sing that everyone knows that I
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7:05:52–7:05:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4202wouldn't butcher.
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7:05:56–7:05:57 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4203I thought maybe I'd go to karaoke alone
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7:06:03–7:06:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4204and practice, you know,
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7:06:05–7:06:08 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4205just in case I end up in a karaoke bar
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7:06:08–7:06:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4206again. I need to show off my skills.
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7:06:11–7:06:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4207Look, this is where all the sleazy streets
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7:06:18–7:06:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4208are, like bars and stuff.
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7:06:20–7:06:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4209I wonder what kind of bars they have.
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7:06:24–7:06:25 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4210Uh, entering Umeda. Don't like it,
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7:06:32–7:06:34 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4211all the drunk people here.
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7:06:36–7:06:37 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4212No, My Way is hard. Frank Sinatra
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7:06:46–7:06:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4213songs are way too hard. They seem easy,
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7:06:51–7:06:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4214but they're actually kind of hard.
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7:06:53–7:06:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4215What about, um, what's that band?
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7:07:00–7:07:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4216Look at all these girls having a snack.
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7:07:04–7:07:08 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4217They're all hiding their faces.
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7:07:16–7:07:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4218It's so funny. Did you see them hide their
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7:07:19–7:07:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4219faces? As soon
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7:07:21–7:07:24 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4220as they see the camera, they hide their
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7:07:25–7:07:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4221faces. So weird. Yeah, well, maybe Don't
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7:07:26–7:07:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4222stand there, then, stupid. Public street.
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7:07:30–7:07:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4223I wonder what happens if you go up to them
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7:07:40–7:07:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4224with the camera. They'd be pissed.
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7:07:42–7:07:43 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4225I don't know why they're so desperate to
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7:07:50–7:07:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4226hide their faces though. It's not like I'm
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7:07:52–7:07:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4227trying to film them. Oh, there's more
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7:07:53–7:07:57 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4228here. Watch them hide their faces.
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7:07:57–7:07:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4229They didn't
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7:08:08–7:08:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4230hide their faces.
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7:08:12–7:08:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4231Music. Do you think they would let me in
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7:08:27–7:08:28 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4232if I'm streaming? Because I'd kind of be
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7:08:28–7:08:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4233tempted to go into a bar, like a girls'
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7:08:32–7:08:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4234bar, if I could stream it.
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7:08:33–7:08:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4235But then it might be in a basement, they
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7:08:37–7:08:39 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4236probably have music. It'd be funny though.
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7:08:39–7:08:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4237You could blackmail them for doing what?
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7:08:47–7:08:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4238It's not illegal to stand on the street
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7:08:50–7:08:52 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4239trying to get customers for your bar.
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7:08:53–7:08:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4240I feel
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7:09:00–7:09:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4241like Americans, they, they are better
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7:09:08–7:09:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4242singers because they need naturally have
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7:09:11–7:09:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4243an American accent. What do you think?
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7:09:12–7:09:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4244It's not my fault I don't have an American
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7:09:15–7:09:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4245accent. I sing everything in my own
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7:09:17–7:09:18 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4246accent. That's why it sounds bad, and I'm
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7:09:18–7:09:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4247not good at doing accents. I never heard
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7:09:22–7:09:25 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4248an American who's not good at singing.
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7:09:25–7:09:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4249It's because they got the accent.
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7:09:28–7:09:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4250They're cheating.
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7:09:32–7:09:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4251Open Open
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7:09:33–7:09:40 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4252Compass.
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7:09:40–7:09:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4253North. Oh, I hate this
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7:09:46–7:09:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4254road. I have to go— maybe I'll try going
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7:09:50–7:09:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4255a different way because I always go that
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7:09:53–7:09:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4256way and I go over the bridge and then I go
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7:09:56–7:09:57 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4257north. This time I go this way. I should
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7:09:57–7:10:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4258have went through Slee Street.
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7:10:01–7:10:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4259But I get worried they think I'm just
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7:10:07–7:10:08 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4260walking there so I can get them with my
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7:10:09–7:10:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4261camera. Sing British songs.
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7:10:12–7:10:15 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4262What's a song that's in the British
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7:10:17–7:10:18 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4263Where are the champions of the world?
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7:10:23–7:10:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4264Maybe that's easy.
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7:10:29–7:10:30 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4265What's that? Yeah, I was saying, what's
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7:10:36–7:10:37 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4266that Blink-182 song that's really famous?
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7:10:38–7:10:40 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4267Maybe that's really easy. Damn, look at
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7:10:42–7:10:43 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4268all the taxis. They're like
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7:10:44–7:10:47 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4269vultures waiting here to pick up drunks.
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7:10:47–7:10:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4270That's how they make their money.
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7:10:51–7:10:52 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4271Damn, listen to the pitch of that girl's
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7:11:03–7:11:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4272voice. You just know she's one of those,
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7:11:06–7:11:08 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4273one of those who are like 7 to 9s and they
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7:11:11–7:11:14 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4274don't want to work or do anything. They
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7:11:15–7:11:16 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4275just get a rich guy to do everything thing
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7:11:16–7:11:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4276for them. You can tell straight away just
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7:11:19–7:11:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4277from the sound of voice.
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7:11:23–7:11:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4278So many— I don't even know where we are.
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7:11:40–7:11:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4279Look at all these. Are they all taxis?
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7:11:42–7:11:43 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4280What does that say?
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7:11:52–7:11:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4281I couldn't tell if he's going left or
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7:12:05–7:12:06 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4282Damn, he's pretty big though, like 6 foot.
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7:12:12–7:12:14 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4283Um, where are you now? I'm in Umeida.
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7:12:27–7:12:30 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4284I like the flashing vests, like a
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7:12:49–7:12:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4285Christmas tree.
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7:12:52–7:12:52 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4286Oh wow,
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7:13:05–7:13:08 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4287thank you.
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7:13:21–7:13:24 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4288एतर मोनी में स्केप से कई म्यालो कई कर दिया
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7:13:27–7:13:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4289था एह चीज स्केप से दमोते एम्पना गया सो कई
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7:13:30–7:13:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4290तो चरीस तो सो कई तू मोनी तेस मनास सो था
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7:13:33–7:13:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4291सेस किसो करे ओला लाफिंग फेस It's
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7:13:36–7:13:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4292the cold, dark, drunken streets of Umeda.
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7:13:56–7:13:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4293It's like Gotham City. Something very
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7:13:59–7:14:03 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4294dystopian about this,
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7:14:03–7:14:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4295even though everywhere is kind of clean
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7:14:06–7:14:08 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4296looking and you don't really see crazy
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7:14:08–7:14:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4297people too much.
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7:14:11–7:14:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4298I can't tell which guys are
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7:14:23–7:14:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4299meeting girls and they're actually just
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7:14:27–7:14:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4300meeting and they're not paying for a
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7:14:30–7:14:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4301service. It's really hard to tell
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7:14:32–7:14:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4302Wait, is my girlfriend in the chat? Hold
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7:14:47–7:14:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4303Good morning.
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7:14:58–7:15:03 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4304My iPhone only has 10% battery.
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7:15:10–7:15:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4305If I'm gonna get a bicycle back, I should
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7:15:14–7:15:16 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4306plug it in for a bit.
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7:15:16–7:15:16 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4307This bar playing music.
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7:15:22–7:15:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4308Sorrow, sorrow.
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7:15:26–7:15:28 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4309I should be able to unplug the pocket
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7:15:33–7:15:34 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4310Wi-Fi. Wi-Fi a bit. Or maybe I'll unplug
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7:15:35–7:15:38 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4311my phone. No, I've only got one USB-A
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7:15:38–7:15:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4312slot. I need a Lightning— I mean,
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7:15:41–7:15:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4313USB-C to Lightning cable.
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7:15:44–7:15:46 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4314Where's my iPhone cable?
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7:15:49–7:15:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4315Hopefully the pocket Wi-Fi has got enough
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7:16:01–7:16:03 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4316battery in it.
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7:16:04–7:16:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4317I've got so many cables coming out my bag
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7:16:17–7:16:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4318now, it's weird.
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7:16:20–7:16:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4319पकेट गया थी दे सो मिला पिया एत सनी एनआई
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7:16:25–7:16:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4320एंटाक से मजी सो नासा सोती ओ माइक्रोन अदोल
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7:16:29–7:16:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4321फोस चितलेर एतन जोग्राफोस अपोटी चिम्नोस में
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7:16:33–7:16:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4322अल्लाह जोग्राफोस ओ पोटे पोटे दे एनआई अर्गा
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7:16:36–7:16:39 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4323कई गया ऐसे ना ना गिनेश नजी था टू एलेस
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7:16:39–7:16:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4324लाफिंग फेस विंकिंग फेस What
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7:16:42–7:17:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4325happened here?
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7:17:21–7:17:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4326Why is the taxi blocking the ambulance?
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7:17:26–7:17:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4327The taxi's stuck. It can't move into the
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7:17:33–7:17:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4328queue. The ambulance
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7:17:36–7:17:40 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4329just reverses. Why is the ambulance
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7:17:40–7:17:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4330Oh, there's someone in the back getting
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7:17:45–7:17:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4331treatment.
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7:17:49–7:17:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4332Must be boring being a taxi driver because
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7:17:53–7:18:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4333you might choose one area to park in to
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7:18:02–7:18:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4334get passengers, but then there might not
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7:18:05–7:18:08 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4335be many passengers, and then you could
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7:18:08–7:18:09 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4336have gone somewhere else.
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7:18:10–7:18:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4337Well made.
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7:18:21–7:18:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4338Whiskey bar.
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7:18:26–7:18:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4339I had a red wine last night by myself.
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7:18:31–7:18:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4340I got so drunk and I fell asleep.
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7:18:35–7:18:37 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4341It was only a tiny bottle and I had about
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7:18:38–7:18:40 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_434270% of it, and it was 12% alcohol,
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7:18:40–7:18:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4343but for some reason it really made me
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7:18:44–7:18:46 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4344drunk very quickly.
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7:18:46–7:18:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4345I look like I'm drunk now. I keep tripping
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7:19:00–7:19:03 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4346over stuff.
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7:19:03–7:19:03 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4347I don't know
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7:19:08–7:19:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4348where I'm going.
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7:19:17–7:19:18 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4349We're at Kita Shinchi.
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7:19:30–7:19:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4350Definitely not the other Shinchi.
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7:19:34–7:19:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4351Oh, my back.
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7:19:41–7:19:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4352I can usually have 4 or 5 drinks before
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7:19:55–7:19:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4353I'm done. I usually can't have
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7:19:58–7:20:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4354more than 5 drinks or I'm just too drunk
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7:20:02–7:20:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4355and it feels horrible. Oh, this big
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7:20:05–7:20:08 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4356pimple on the side of my head,
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7:20:08–7:20:09 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4357but luckily it's where— it's behind where
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7:20:12–7:20:14 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4358the glass is. Ears go. You know, the glass
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7:20:14–7:20:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4359thing— glasses bit that go behind your
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7:20:18–7:20:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4360ears so you can't see it.
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7:20:21–7:20:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4361I think skinny people just can't drink.
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7:20:30–7:20:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4362Have you ever met someone who's skinny who
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7:20:34–7:20:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4363can drink a lot?
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7:20:37–7:20:37 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4364Oh yeah, that Venus Angelic, she's an
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7:21:24–7:21:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4365alcoholic and she's skinny. Yeah, well,
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7:21:26–7:21:28 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4366maybe she gets drunk really quickly too.
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7:21:29–7:21:30 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4367Train station's closed.
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7:21:44–7:21:46 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4368Why is
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7:21:54–7:21:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4369he standing in the road?
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7:21:59–7:21:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4370Damn, that guy's so rude. The way he walks
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7:22:17–7:22:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4371was so rude. He just barged in front of
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7:22:20–7:22:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4372that woman. He didn't give a A
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7:22:23–7:22:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4373guy like that, sometimes you just wish
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7:22:35–7:22:37 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4374gets punched in the face by someone
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7:22:37–7:22:38 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4375bigger. Guys like
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7:22:39–7:22:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4376that, they just walk around like they own
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7:22:42–7:22:43 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4377the entire world.
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7:22:44–7:22:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4378You see the way he walks? He's like, get
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7:22:48–7:22:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4379out of my way.
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7:22:51–7:22:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4380He had that stupid jock face as well.
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7:22:55–7:22:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4381God, I hate alpha guys and jock guys. Why
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7:23:00–7:23:03 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4382can't they all get lost?
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7:23:03–7:23:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4383But unfortunately, without them, we
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7:23:08–7:23:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4384probably wouldn't have the modern world as
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7:23:10–7:23:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4385it is. It takes a lot of balls to
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7:23:12–7:23:16 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4386get on a ship, colonize other countries.
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7:23:16–7:23:18 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4387Those are the guys that did it, not guys
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7:23:19–7:23:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4388like me.
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7:23:21–7:23:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4389I hate them, but we need them,
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7:23:26–7:23:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4390unfortunately. He looked drunk.
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7:23:28–7:23:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4391He looked like if you got in his way,
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7:23:31–7:23:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4392he'd be like, get out of the fucking way!
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7:23:33–7:23:34 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4393Oh, why are men so disgusting?
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7:23:48–7:23:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4394Spit everywhere, fighting, uh.
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7:23:55–7:23:57 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4395All men should be like me. We'd live in a
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7:24:13–7:24:15 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4396peaceful world. There'd be no violence and
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7:24:16–7:24:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4397no spitting.
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7:24:22–7:24:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4398Check my messages.
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7:24:39–7:24:40 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4399You know what words I hate in Japanese?
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7:25:01–7:25:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4400ちなみに,
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7:25:04–7:25:06 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4401とりあえず. I hate all these stupid filler
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7:25:06–7:25:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4402words they put at the beginning of the
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7:25:10–7:25:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4403sentence where it doesn't really matter if
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7:25:12–7:25:14 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4404they used it or not. Didn't have to use
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7:25:14–7:25:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4405Andしかも, I never understand whatしかも means.
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7:25:27–7:25:30 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4406It's like moreover, but we never say
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7:25:30–7:25:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4407moreover in English. But more than that,
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7:25:32–7:25:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4408something something.
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7:25:36–7:25:38 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4409They say it a lot. I never really
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7:25:41–7:25:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4410understand what it means.
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7:25:42–7:25:43 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4411しかも。とりあえずちなみに is
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7:25:47–7:25:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4412like by the way. So you want to switch the
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7:25:50–7:25:52 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4413topic to something else. I never get the
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7:25:52–7:25:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4414hang of those words. Can't be bothered.
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7:25:56–7:26:00 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4415Yeah, what does toにかく mean?
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7:26:07–7:26:09 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4416Is it like for now? Isn't toにかく andとりあえず
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7:26:11–7:26:15 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4417the same? For the time being,
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7:26:15–7:26:18 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4418Tony Cuckoo. Tony the
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7:26:20–7:26:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4419Cuckoo. Wow, dinosaurs.
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7:26:24–7:26:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4420Argentinosaurus. The Microraptor.
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7:26:31–7:26:34 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4421A Microraptor.
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7:26:36–7:26:37 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4422They all died.
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7:26:40–7:26:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4423I like how the dinosaurs died and then
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7:26:44–7:26:46 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4424they got replaced by mammals, and then the
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7:26:46–7:26:48 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4425mammals just became the same as what the
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7:26:49–7:26:52 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4426dinosaurs were. Apart from you don't have
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7:26:52–7:26:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4427like a massive T-Rex type mammal. The
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7:26:56–7:26:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4428biggest mammal apex predator would be the
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7:26:58–7:27:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4429lion, wouldn't it? A lion or a tiger took
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7:27:02–7:27:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4430the place of velociraptors. T-Rex.
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7:27:05–7:27:08 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4431There's nothing as big as a T-Rex anymore.
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7:27:08–7:27:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4432There is, but they're not carnivores.
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7:27:11–7:27:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4433Why is this guy— oh, he's got earbuds in.
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7:27:19–7:27:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4434I thought he was just making weird noises
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7:27:21–7:27:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4435at me. I don't know where to go.
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7:27:22–7:27:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4436I'm gonna sneeze.
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7:27:26–7:27:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4437Wow, the ambulance is driving a Toyota
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7:27:33–7:27:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4438C-HR. That looked pretty cool.
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7:27:36–7:27:37 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4439Well, yeah, rhinos bigger than lions, but
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7:27:42–7:27:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4440they're not predators. I want a T-Rex
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7:27:44–7:27:47 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4441version of a mammal. Well, they did have
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7:27:47–7:27:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4442them, the saber-toothed tiger, but they
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7:27:51–7:27:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4443died out because they were too big and
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7:27:53–7:27:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4444they couldn't get enough food. See, Being
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7:27:56–7:27:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4445big is not that good. She needs so much
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7:27:59–7:28:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4446food.
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7:28:02–7:28:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4447Why doesn't the rhino just be a predator?
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7:28:05–7:28:07 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4448It's got a massive weapon.
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7:28:07–7:28:08 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4449Why is she looking? Yeah, stick a rhino
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7:28:14–7:28:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4450horn up your bum. Bet you like that.
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7:28:17–7:28:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4451She had a good look.
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7:28:20–7:28:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4452Winked at her. Are you doing?
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7:28:25–7:28:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4453Why can't the cute girls give me that
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7:28:29–7:28:30 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4454look?
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7:28:30–7:28:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4455Yeah, so you got the giraffes. They
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7:28:58–7:29:00 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4456basically took the places of those
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7:29:01–7:29:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4457long-neck dinosaurs, the Brontosaurus.
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7:29:02–7:29:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4458And then the Stegosaurus would be like—
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7:29:08–7:29:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4459no, Triceratops, definitely a rhino.
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7:29:11–7:29:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4460Triceratops. Basically a rhino but with
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7:29:14–7:29:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_44613 horns instead of 1.
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7:29:18–7:29:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4462And then the Stegosaurus is like a hippo.
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7:29:22–7:29:24 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4463It's funny how the dinosaurs all died and
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7:29:27–7:29:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4464then the mammals just took all the places
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7:29:29–7:29:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4465that the dinosaurs once had.
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7:29:32–7:29:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4466I just did my little 360.
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7:29:58–7:30:00 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4467And then the pterodactyls died out and
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7:30:08–7:30:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4468were replaced with what? Because birds are
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7:30:12–7:30:15 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4469still dinosaurs.
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7:30:15–7:30:15 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4470So dinosaurs— I mean, the pterodactyls
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7:30:19–7:30:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4471died out and got replaced by dinosaurs
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7:30:20–7:30:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4472again. The only flying mammal is the bat.
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7:30:23–7:30:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4473And that— I don't know why the bat didn't
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7:30:26–7:30:28 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4474take off and become like multi-bats,
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7:30:28–7:30:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4475big I want to see a tiger-sized bat.
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7:30:32–7:30:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4476Is that a stick in front of you?
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7:30:45–7:30:46 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4477What? What do you
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7:30:46–7:30:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4478mean?
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7:30:50–7:30:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4479What do you mean?
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7:30:53–7:30:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4480Thigh gap. Yeah,
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7:30:58–7:31:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4481just called being anorexic-saurus.
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7:31:03–7:31:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4482Yeah, when you come out at night, you see
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7:31:09–7:31:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4483a lot of skateboarders practicing ollies
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7:31:11–7:31:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4484and stuff.
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7:31:13–7:31:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4485I don't like skateboarding because it
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7:31:57–7:31:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4486makes so much noise. Also, it hurts when
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7:31:59–7:32:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4487you fall off it. I used to be really into
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7:32:02–7:32:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4488skateboarding. I tried doing a heel flip
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7:32:05–7:32:06 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4489one time. It flipped halfway, went
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7:32:07–7:32:09 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4490vertical, and I nearly landed on it on my
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7:32:10–7:32:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4491crotch and nearly crushed
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7:32:14–7:32:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4492my dick. Was not fun.
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7:32:18–7:32:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4493And then you get smacks in the ankles all
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7:32:21–7:32:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4494the time when you don't pull off a trick
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7:32:23–7:32:25 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4495properly. Skateboarding is not easy.
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7:32:25–7:32:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4496And then just riding it normally, like
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7:32:31–7:32:34 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4497riding along, is hard unless you got a
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7:32:34–7:32:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4498really smooth surface. I used to walk
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7:32:36–7:32:38 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4499everywhere with my skateboard. My friends
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7:32:38–7:32:40 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4500would all be skating and then they be
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7:32:40–7:32:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4501like, Dan, why aren't you skating? I can't
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7:32:42–7:32:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4502because the road is covered in little
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7:32:45–7:32:46 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4503stones and it's not even. It takes so much
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7:32:46–7:32:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4504energy to push yourself along on a
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7:32:49–7:32:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4505skateboard unless you have a really smooth
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7:32:51–7:32:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4506pavement. So I just walk around with my
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7:32:53–7:32:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4507skateboard and then I start doing tricks
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7:32:56–7:32:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4508when we get to the skate place.
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7:32:59–7:32:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4509I could do a heelflip and an ollie, and
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7:33:10–7:33:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4510that was it. But I don't think I
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7:33:13–7:33:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4511ever did a heelflip whilst moving. It was
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7:33:17–7:33:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4512always stationary. My friend could do a
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7:33:19–7:33:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4513kickflip and a heelflip whilst moving. I
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7:33:22–7:33:24 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4514was always jealous because he was like
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7:33:24–7:33:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4515better at everything. He was good at
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7:33:26–7:33:28 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4516football, good at skateboarding.
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7:33:29–7:33:30 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4517Oops, wrong button.
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7:33:42–7:33:43 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4518Did you see? She looks back. I swear she
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7:33:51–7:33:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4519looks over her shoulder.
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7:33:55–7:33:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4520Uh, something stuck in my nose like a
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7:34:25–7:34:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4521booger and it's making me want to sneeze,
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7:34:28–7:34:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4522but I don't want to pick it out now.
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7:34:32–7:34:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4523Wow, we could walk to Kobe from here.
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7:34:36–7:34:38 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4524To get a bike back like last time, do that
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7:34:49–7:34:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4525all over again. Next train is at 5
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7:34:54–7:34:57 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4526AM in the morning.
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7:34:57–7:34:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4527Walk faster? I can't be bothered.
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7:35:08–7:35:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4528I want to get food.
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7:35:13–7:35:14 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4529How many steps have I done?
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7:35:20–7:35:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4530I did 30,000 steps yesterday or today
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7:35:32–7:35:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4531and then another 2,000. I did 32,000.
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7:35:36–7:35:40 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4532Damn, I'm in the boring part.
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7:35:49–7:35:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4533I think we need to go back.
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7:35:53–7:35:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4534We need to cross them and go back.
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7:35:57–7:35:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4535Will I go to a bar again? Yeah,
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7:36:13–7:36:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4536maybe next weekend. The Canadian guy
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7:36:17–7:36:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4537asked me if I want to go. I said sure,
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7:36:21–7:36:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4538why not.
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7:36:25–7:36:25 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4539Oh my God,
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7:36:51–7:36:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4540that was a big one.
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7:36:55–7:36:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4541When my mum sneezes, she screams at the
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7:36:59–7:37:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4542same time. It's so annoying. She's like,
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7:37:02–7:37:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4543and then she lets out this massive scream.
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7:37:06–7:37:07 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4544And then sometimes she'll have a sneeze
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7:37:08–7:37:09 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4545spasm. She'll sneeze like 5 times, 10
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7:37:10–7:37:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4546times in a row, screaming each
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7:37:13–7:37:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4547time. Oh wait, can I cross?
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7:37:17–7:37:18 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4548Why is
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7:37:32–7:37:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4549he stopping on the crossing? Oh, he wants
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7:37:37–7:37:39 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4550to pick people up.
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7:37:39–7:37:39 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4551I usually do 2 sneezes and I'm done.
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7:37:59–7:38:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4552Back to Umeå there. I thought maybe
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7:38:14–7:38:16 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4553something is here, but there's nothing
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7:38:17–7:38:18 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4554here.
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7:38:18–7:38:18 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4555Wow, look at the buildings! Four Seasons.
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7:38:24–7:38:28 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4556Wonder if you can be a tour guide for
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7:38:44–7:38:46 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4557Osaka with how far you've walked. Yeah,
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7:38:47–7:38:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4558I know all the best places.
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7:38:50–7:38:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4559Remember people used to say Daniel lives
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7:38:57–7:38:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4560in Japan but he never goes out? Or they'll
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7:38:59–7:39:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4561say, oh, some guy who visited Japan for a
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7:39:02–7:39:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4562week has seen more of Japan than Daniel
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7:39:04–7:39:06 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4563has, even though he lives there for 2
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7:39:06–7:39:08 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4564years. Can't say that anymore now, can
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7:39:08–7:39:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4565you? No one's saying Daniel doesn't even
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7:39:10–7:39:14 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4566go outside. Shut them up, didn't I?
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7:39:14–7:39:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4567Shut them up good.
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7:39:19–7:39:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4568Never get those comments now.
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7:39:23–7:39:24 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4569People used to give me so much shit for
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7:39:31–7:39:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4570only making content in my room. When I did
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7:39:33–7:39:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4571go out, I just didn't make videos of it
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7:39:36–7:39:38 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4572because I knew it wouldn't get views, and
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7:39:38–7:39:40 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4573I had better content ideas back then than
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7:39:40–7:39:46 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4574boring travel vlogs. Definitely got more
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7:39:46–7:39:48 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4575views by doing my weird style of videos.
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7:39:49–7:39:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4576I guess you could call them vlogs. They
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7:39:55–7:39:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4577weren't really vlogs though, it was like
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7:39:56–7:39:57 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4578me sitting down for 8 minutes doing some
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7:39:58–7:40:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4579weird story or rant and then
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7:40:01–7:40:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4580do a bit of cooking. I did have a very
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7:40:04–7:40:07 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4581weird way of making videos, didn't I?
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7:40:08–7:40:09 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4582Don't see that anywhere on YouTube.
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7:40:10–7:40:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4583Thanks. Will you stream on Friday or
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7:40:21–7:40:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4584Saturday night and walk around at night,
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7:40:24–7:40:25 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4585see some drunk people doing stuff?
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7:40:26–7:40:28 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4586Uh, I did that with Sunny, remember? And
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7:40:29–7:40:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4587it wasn't very interesting walking
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7:40:32–7:40:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4588around Namba in the middle of the night.
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7:40:36–7:40:39 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4589Didn't really see many Very drunk
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7:40:43–7:40:48 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4590people. We could go
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7:40:48–7:40:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4591look in the Hub now, although Hub's
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7:40:52–7:40:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4592usually closed around now. It'll be sad
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7:40:55–7:40:57 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4593when I die,
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7:40:57–7:41:14 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4594like imagine 100 years from now, this is—
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7:41:14–7:41:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4595I'll be gone, but this city will still be
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7:41:17–7:41:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4596here. But I will always
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7:41:19–7:41:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4597have been here. Can't erase that.
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7:41:23–7:41:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4598I guess I can kind of understand the
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7:41:32–7:41:34 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4599reason why people want to leave something
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7:41:34–7:41:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4600behind so much. It's kind of sad to think
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7:41:37–7:41:40 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4601when you're gone, you're just gone. No one
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7:41:40–7:41:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4602even knew you were here.
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7:41:42–7:41:43 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4603100 years, what would Osaka look like?
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7:41:46–7:41:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4604The people in 100 years' time, none of
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7:41:50–7:41:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4605them are even born yet.
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7:41:53–7:41:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4606They won't even know that I was here
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7:41:57–7:42:00 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4607sneezing.
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7:42:00–7:42:00 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4608I wonder if my YouTube channel would just
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7:42:22–7:42:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4609be up there for 100 years. As long as— I
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7:42:24–7:42:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4610don't know, Google might start deleting
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7:42:27–7:42:28 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4611channels though. Over 100 years old.
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7:42:28–7:42:30 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4612Waste of data, waste of the data service.
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7:42:31–7:42:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4613I think YouTube made Google nearly $20
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7:42:59–7:43:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4614billion in— not sure if it was profit or
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7:43:02–7:43:06 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4615revenue. So I'm pretty sure Google likes
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7:43:06–7:43:09 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4616having YouTube. They're not going to cut
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7:43:09–7:43:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4617it off anytime soon.
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7:43:12–7:43:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4618How come Google bought YouTube? YouTube.
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7:43:19–7:43:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4619Microsoft should have bought it.
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7:43:21–7:43:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4620Bet Microsoft's kicking itself.
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7:43:24–7:43:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4621My amazing YouTube content, how long would
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7:43:39–7:43:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4622it survive on YouTube? Another 50 years?
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7:43:43–7:43:46 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4623I should start heading back. Getting
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7:44:04–7:44:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4624tired. It's nearly 1.
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7:44:06–7:44:08 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4625Take my rubbish out.
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7:44:10–7:44:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4626Well, at least thanks to YouTube I can do
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7:44:46–7:44:48 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4627this for a living— endlessly walking.
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7:44:48–7:44:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4628I probably know Osaka better than actual
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7:44:53–7:44:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4629Japanese people at this point. I know how
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7:44:56–7:45:00 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4630to walk everywhere.
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7:45:00–7:45:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4631Maybe just get a bicycle here instead of
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7:45:43–7:45:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4632over the river. Might be some bikes
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7:45:45–7:45:48 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4633Oh, they got
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7:46:07–7:46:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4634bikes near Nakatsu.
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7:46:11–7:46:14 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4635Damn, all the bikes are not available.
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7:46:24–7:46:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4636Look, there's so many bike stations, but
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7:46:27–7:46:30 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4637there's so many unavailable. Maybe they
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7:46:30–7:46:34 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4638are switching out the bikes. I don't know
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7:46:34–7:46:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4639how they charge the bikes. They must drive
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7:46:35–7:46:40 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4640around, pick the bikes up, take them to a
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7:46:40–7:46:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4641charging station. Must be so expensive.
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7:46:42–7:46:46 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4642I wonder how much money they make.
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7:46:47–7:46:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4643They would need teams of people driving
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7:47:00–7:47:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4644trucks going around picking up the dead
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7:47:01–7:47:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4645battery bikes. Oh, maybe the battery's
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7:47:04–7:47:07 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4646removable and they just switch out the
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7:47:08–7:47:09 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4647batteries. That would make more sense
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7:47:09–7:47:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4648because they do look like the battery's
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7:47:13–7:47:15 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4649removable, but then how do they stop
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7:47:15–7:47:16 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4650people from stealing them?
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7:47:16–7:47:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4651What would you even do with a bike
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7:47:19–7:47:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4652battery?
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7:47:21–7:47:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4653I think this is where the meetup was. It
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7:47:25–7:47:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4654was in this building around here. I
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7:47:27–7:47:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4655forgot. No, maybe not here.
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7:47:31–7:47:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4656Ritz-Carlton. Very fancy. Isn't that
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7:47:38–7:47:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4657a really fancy hotel, the Ritz?
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7:47:42–7:47:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4658It's like one of those hotels rich people
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7:47:50–7:47:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4659brag about their husbands booking for them
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7:47:52–7:47:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4660to their other rich friends.
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7:47:55–7:47:57 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4661Wow, it's so fancy.
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7:48:00–7:48:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4662That.
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7:48:04–7:48:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4663Oh my
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7:48:17–7:48:24 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4664God.
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7:48:27–7:48:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4665Uh,
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7:48:33–7:48:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4666feels kind of anticlimactic that the Japan
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7:48:46–7:48:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4667arc is going to end like this. It's just
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7:48:49–7:48:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4668me alone walking around The dead streets.
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7:48:51–7:48:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4669But I feel like this is how it's gonna go.
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7:48:56–7:48:57 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4670Not out with a bang, but a fizzle like a
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7:48:58–7:49:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4671candle in the wind. Damn, look at all the
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7:49:02–7:49:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4672taxis. They aren't getting any passengers
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7:49:05–7:49:07 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4673here. How are they expecting to pick up
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7:49:07–7:49:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4674anyone here? There's no one here.
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7:49:11–7:49:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4675It'd be so boring. They just sit in the
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7:49:16–7:49:18 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4676taxi all night.
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7:49:19–7:49:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4677Don't they have a wife
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7:49:20–7:49:24 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4678or family to go home to?
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7:49:24–7:49:25 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_46791 AM in the morning, I want to be in my
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7:49:29–7:49:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4680warm bed with my wife wrapped around
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7:49:31–7:49:34 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4681me, not sitting in a taxi.
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7:49:34–7:49:37 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4682What a sad life.
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7:49:38–7:49:39 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4683What would I do after Japan arc?
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7:49:47–7:49:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4684Go home to the UK, pump out video game
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7:49:51–7:49:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4685content, because this channel is not
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7:49:54–7:49:57 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4686getting more than 5K views anymore.
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7:49:57–7:49:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4687Wow, thanks, Dante. Yeah, Tokyo.
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7:50:09–7:50:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4688You still have Tokyo for a month? Not a
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7:50:13–7:50:16 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4689month, more like 10 days maybe. Well,
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7:50:16–7:50:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4690we're not going to be in Tokyo the whole
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7:50:20–7:50:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4691time. We're going to be in Tokyo for like
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7:50:22–7:50:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4692a week, and then I'm going to take her to
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7:50:23–7:50:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4693some other places. Secret places.
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7:50:26–7:50:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4694Kind of getting Manchester vibes from this
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7:50:31–7:50:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4695area. This is where Beetham Tower was,
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7:50:34–7:50:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4696kind of like in this kind of area.
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7:50:37–7:50:38 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4697Manchester was rubbish. If you tried doing
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7:50:40–7:50:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4698this in Manchester, you get a bunch of
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7:50:42–7:50:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4699drunk British people going,
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7:50:44–7:50:46 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4700no how, oh man.
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7:50:47–7:50:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4701The good thing about Japanese drunks is
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7:50:51–7:50:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4702they don't yell stuff at strangers. In
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7:50:53–7:50:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4703England, they do it all the time.
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7:50:56–7:50:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4704I think 3 people yelled stuff at me on the
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7:51:00–7:51:03 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4705way back home from the goth girl's house.
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7:51:03–7:51:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_47061 AM in the morning.
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7:51:06–7:51:07 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4707I guess they're trying to be friendly,
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7:51:10–7:51:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4708but it's kind of scary.
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7:51:11–7:51:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4709They also casually joke about robbing you.
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7:51:16–7:51:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4710I was walking down the street like this
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7:51:19–7:51:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4711around 1 AM in Manchester. 3 guys were
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7:51:21–7:51:25 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4712coming towards me. They looked kind of
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7:51:25–7:51:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4713young. And they were like, empty your
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7:51:26–7:51:28 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4714pockets, mate, as they walked off.
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7:51:28–7:51:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4715Yeah, hilarious. Why don't you try it?
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7:51:33–7:51:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4716I'll kung fu all of you.
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7:51:36–7:51:37 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4717No, they'd beat me up, but if they wanted
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7:51:40–7:51:43 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4718to, I would have emptied my pockets. What
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7:51:43–7:51:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4719am I going to do against 3 Manchester
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7:51:46–7:51:48 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4720guys? But you shouldn't joke
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7:51:48–7:51:52 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4721about it. It's kind of messed up.
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7:51:52–7:51:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4722I don't really want people joking about
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7:51:56–7:51:57 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4723robbing me.
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7:51:57–7:51:57 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4724Oh, the Hotel Monterey.
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7:52:07–7:52:09 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4725Not as good as the Ritz. I wonder how much
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7:52:10–7:52:14 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4726a room in the Ritz costs.
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7:52:14–7:52:15 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4727I don't know how to get past the tracks
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7:52:18–7:52:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4728because it's pretty big. I wonder
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7:52:22–7:52:25 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4729what these pipes are. They must supply all
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7:52:26–7:52:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4730the electricity for the station. Imagine
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7:52:30–7:52:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4731you just cut through it, all the lights go
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7:52:32–7:52:34 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4732out. It's either gas
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7:52:34–7:52:37 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4733or electric wires.
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7:52:37–7:52:38 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4734What's the eye snatch technique? Where I
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7:52:54–7:52:57 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4735grab the eyeball out, rip it out the
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7:52:57–7:52:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4736socket. I would go to jail.
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7:53:00–7:53:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4737Permanent blindness.
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7:53:11–7:53:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4738Maybe they can reattach it. Can't they
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7:53:14–7:53:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4739make like a bionic eye yet? How hard is it
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7:53:18–7:53:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4740to replicate? We can already replicate an
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7:53:21–7:53:24 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4741eye, it's called a camera. Can't you just
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7:53:24–7:53:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4742put a camera and then connect it to the
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7:53:26–7:53:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4743nerve system in your brain like
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7:53:29–7:53:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4744in Cyberpunk?
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7:53:33–7:53:34 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4745I'm around the back side of Osaka Station.
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7:53:50–7:53:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4746Very boring.
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7:54:00–7:54:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4747Wow, look at all the piping!
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7:54:07–7:54:08 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4748Damn, look at that!
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7:54:11–7:54:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4749That's some serious piping.
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7:54:13–7:54:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4750I think I'm getting allergies. My eyes are
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7:54:19–7:54:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4751itchy too now. The hell?
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7:54:21–7:54:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4752I've never got allergies in Japan before.
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7:54:25–7:54:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4753I can't believe you can just suddenly get
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7:54:31–7:54:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4754hay fever when you never had it before.
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7:54:33–7:54:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4755Should I sneak in there?
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7:54:41–7:54:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4756Imagine your job is maintaining all this
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7:54:47–7:54:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4757mess. How does anyone know what all this
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7:54:50–7:54:52 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4758does?
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7:54:52–7:54:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4759It's crazy to think there's engineers and
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7:54:56–7:54:57 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4760stuff who understand all of it and they're
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7:54:58–7:55:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4761in charge of it. They must get paid
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7:55:01–7:55:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4762good money though. Well, they're the men
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7:55:05–7:55:08 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4763who walk around with the pretty wives and
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7:55:08–7:55:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4764drive the nice cars,
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7:55:11–7:55:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4765so it must be worth it.
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7:55:16–7:55:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4766If I bike back now, I could get back at 2
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7:55:24–7:55:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4767AM. Really need to go back now, it's
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7:55:27–7:55:30 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4768getting too late. We've got to get a
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7:55:31–7:55:34 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4769bicycle. Oh, I hate
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7:55:34–7:55:38 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4770this part of the stream when I need to
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7:55:38–7:55:39 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4771desperately get back before it's way too
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7:55:40–7:55:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4772Oh, I want to get food.
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7:55:45–7:55:46 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4773God damn, what a boring city.
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7:56:10–7:56:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4774Feels like it's a dead city.
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7:56:15–7:56:18 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4775Wait, where did the station go? It just
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7:56:22–7:56:24 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4776I have no idea where this is. Let me
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7:56:31–7:56:34 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4777I have to go— open compass—
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7:56:39–7:56:43 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4778north. What?
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7:56:46–7:56:47 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4779You must be jaking me.
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7:56:51–7:56:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4780Why are the bikes stations never nearby.
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7:56:58–7:57:00 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4781I wonder how much money I made from
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7:57:09–7:57:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4782today's stream. Well,
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7:57:10–7:57:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4783not much. I spent like $20 getting
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7:57:13–7:57:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4784trains, sushi, drinks.
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7:57:17–7:57:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4785Might make a little profit. Like $20,
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7:57:23–7:57:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4786$25 profit. I'll take
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7:57:26–7:57:30 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4787Uh-oh, I think the battery bank's dead.
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7:57:54–7:57:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4788Oh crap, let me check.
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7:57:57–7:57:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4789Yep, it's dead. Fuck.
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7:58:07–7:58:09 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4790We've got 82% phone battery.
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7:58:10–7:58:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4791Hurry hope the pocket Wi-Fi is still
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7:58:15–7:58:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4792enough. We have to get back quick,
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7:58:18–7:58:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4793like now.
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7:58:21–7:58:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4794Running on fumes. It's been 8
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7:58:24–7:58:28 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4795hours. Where is the battery bank?
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7:58:28–7:58:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4796Yeah, the battery bank's dead. 0%.
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7:58:35–7:58:37 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4797I really need 2 of them.
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7:58:42–7:58:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4798Oh my God, scared the shit out of
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7:58:48–7:58:52 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4799me.
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7:58:53–7:58:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4800So there's 80% battery left. I reckon that
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7:59:01–7:59:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4801lasts me about an hour and
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7:59:04–7:59:08 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_480220 minutes. Oh my God, we gotta get back
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7:59:08–7:59:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4803soon then. I don't know if I can
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7:59:12–7:59:15 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4804get back before the battery dies on my
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7:59:16–7:59:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4805phone. 81%.
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7:59:18–7:59:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4806Oh no, oh no.
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7:59:22–7:59:24 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4807Really, I need a second battery bank to do
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7:59:29–7:59:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4808a 12 hour stream.
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7:59:32–7:59:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4809I didn't think it'd be a problem because I
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7:59:37–7:59:38 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4810didn't think I'd do ridiculously long
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7:59:38–7:59:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4811streams again. I thought that was just for
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7:59:41–7:59:43 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4812the subathon. The subathon.
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7:59:44–7:59:46 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4813Oh my God, what is this?
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7:59:49–7:59:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4814Where do I see myself in 10 years?
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7:59:59–8:00:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4815In a big house, nice internet,
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8:00:03–8:00:06 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4816good food, warm and safe,
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8:00:07–8:00:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4817naked woman wrapped around my legs,
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8:00:14–8:00:15 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4818making easy videos like Do
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8:00:20–8:00:24 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4819not buy Steam Deck 2, it's rubbish.
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8:00:25–8:00:28 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4820I really hope I'm not doing this. This is
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8:00:29–8:00:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4821just sad. This is not even funny anymore,
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8:00:31–8:00:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4822it's just sad walking around Osaka.
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8:00:35–8:00:39 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4823Uh, Osaka Station's here.
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8:00:40–8:00:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4824I don't know why they put that weird
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8:00:44–8:00:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4825curved roof. I went back to 2009 Google
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8:00:45–8:00:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4826Maps. And it wasn't there. What purpose
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8:00:49–8:00:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4827does it serve? Keeps the rain off?
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8:00:53–8:00:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4828I heard someone climbed up to it and
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8:00:57–8:00:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4829jumped off and he died.
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8:00:59–8:01:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4830This is where I stalked Chris, somewhere
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8:01:04–8:01:07 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4831over there. Where did Chris make the
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8:01:07–8:01:09 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4832little video with Pete on the steps?
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8:01:10–8:01:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4833The trains are all above us. Well,
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8:01:18–8:01:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4834there's no trains, they're not running
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8:01:21–8:01:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4835right now.
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8:01:22–8:01:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4836This is
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8:01:27–8:01:39 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4837just like No friends, no girlfriend,
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8:01:39–8:01:43 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4838no job, bum life, 1 AM
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8:01:43–8:01:47 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4839in the morning, meaningless existence.
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8:01:47–8:01:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4840That's what being homeless is like.
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8:02:06–8:02:07 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4841No purpose.
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8:02:10–8:02:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4842Invisible.
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8:02:13–8:02:14 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4843Whoa, that car rumbles. You feel
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8:02:26–8:02:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4844the air vibrating.
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8:02:29–8:02:30 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4845Okay, so I need to go towards the
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8:02:32–8:02:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4846river and there's a bike pickup.
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8:02:36–8:02:37 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4847It says go north.
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8:02:45–8:02:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4848Oh my God.
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8:02:55–8:02:57 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4849Goddamn light changes so quick. Oh, how do
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8:03:05–8:03:08 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4850I get through this massive construction
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8:03:08–8:03:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4851Do I go through here?
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8:03:16–8:03:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4852Underground gate. I don't want to go on an
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8:03:20–8:03:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4853underground gate. Ground gate.
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8:03:22–8:03:24 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4854What, do I walk on the road or what?
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8:03:42–8:03:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4855This looks kind of scary.
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8:03:52–8:03:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4856Are you sure I can walk on the road?
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8:03:56–8:03:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4857Oh, that's where Grand Central Front is.
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8:04:02–8:04:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4858Um, this does not look safe. I'm gonna
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8:04:06–8:04:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4859run. The footpath here is all under
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8:04:10–8:04:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4860construction. Oh my
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8:04:13–8:04:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4861God, oh my God, I'm not supposed
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8:04:17–8:04:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4862to be on this road.
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8:04:21–8:04:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4863Oh my God, oh, get me off this road.
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8:04:28–8:04:30 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4864I'm not on the motorway. Oh my God,
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8:04:36–8:04:39 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4865how do I get Get off this.
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8:04:39–8:04:40 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4866What are
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8:04:50–8:04:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4867they doing here? Oh, there's the big bear,
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8:04:54–8:04:57 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4868the fountain.
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8:04:58–8:04:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4869So much construction.
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8:05:14–8:05:15 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4870Oh my God.
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8:05:22–8:05:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4871Oh my God, a car coming!
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8:05:40–8:05:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4872Aha,
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8:05:42–8:05:43 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4873you gotta stop, red light.
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8:05:45–8:05:48 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4874Oh crap, went green.
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8:05:49–8:05:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4875That's okay, I got this little footpath
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8:05:55–8:05:57 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4876I don't know what they're doing here,
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8:06:01–8:06:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4877it's a mess. And then if you go this way—
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8:06:04–8:06:07 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4878oh wow, they changed this bit completely.
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8:06:08–8:06:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4879Now this is the way to go to the Sky
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8:06:10–8:06:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4880Building. It used to just be one path,
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8:06:13–8:06:16 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4881now they've opened it up for bicycles, I
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8:06:17–8:06:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4882think.
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8:06:20–8:06:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4883Where, where am
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8:06:26–8:06:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4884I?
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8:06:33–8:06:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4885Oh,
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8:06:37–8:06:37 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4886ring of Bellamy.
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8:06:43–8:06:46 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4887As she got told off. How did it know she
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8:06:47–8:06:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4888was not pushing her bike? It said,
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8:06:51–8:06:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4889get off your bicycle and push. I should
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8:06:54–8:06:57 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4890not walk on the road, maybe,
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8:06:57–8:06:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4891into oncoming traffic.
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8:07:01–8:07:03 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4892Right, I can walk here. Whoa, that's kind
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8:07:06–8:07:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4893I guess
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8:07:17–8:07:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4894they're expanding the footpath.
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8:07:23–8:07:25 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4895Well, next time in Japan, hopefully they
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8:07:29–8:07:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4896finish all this because it looks ugly.
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8:07:32–8:07:34 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4897So you got a sky building there and and
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8:07:35–8:07:39 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4898they're building a load of stuff around
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8:07:39–8:07:40 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4899it. I think it's supposed to be like a big
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8:07:41–8:07:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4900park they're building.
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8:07:42–8:07:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4901Why is no one building anything? Oh, I
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8:07:49–8:07:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4902guess it's Golden Week. Wasting time.
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8:07:51–8:07:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4903Chop chop, get building!
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8:07:57–8:07:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4904I'm here to inspect the construction.
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8:08:05–8:08:09 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4905Get a spade out, I'll start digging for
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8:08:11–8:08:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4906them. I can't believe all this
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8:08:14–8:08:16 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4907construction, it starts off with a flimsy
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8:08:16–8:08:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4908little wooden box.
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8:08:20–8:08:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4909I guess they pour concrete into it. I
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8:08:24–8:08:25 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4910don't know what they're going to build
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8:08:26–8:08:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4911here. I think they're just expanding the
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8:08:28–8:08:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4912footpath. Or they're laying pipes
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8:08:29–8:08:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4913underground. Yeah, these pipes probably go
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8:08:32–8:08:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4914It's crazy, this whole place is so empty,
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8:08:41–8:08:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4915but it's completely open and you just walk
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8:08:46–8:08:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4916around it like I own the place or
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8:08:49–8:08:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4917something. All this stuff's just here.
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8:08:51–8:08:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4918Who's to stop some crazy man just coming
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8:08:55–8:08:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4919out with a little hammer and start
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8:08:57–8:08:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4920knocking it all down, chisel it away.
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8:08:58–8:09:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4921Golden Week is a bunch of
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8:09:08–8:09:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4922national holidays that all connect into
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8:09:13–8:09:16 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4923the weekend to give people an entire week
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8:09:17–8:09:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4924Did you think your dad was disappointed
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8:09:35–8:09:37 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4925you didn't become an engineer? My mum used
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8:09:37–8:09:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4926to say— she says, you used to play Lego
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8:09:41–8:09:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4927and you used to make such cool Legos.
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8:09:45–8:09:47 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4928Stuff. We thought you were going to be an
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8:09:47–8:09:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4929engineer.
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8:09:49–8:09:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4930Thought you were going to be so clever
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8:09:52–8:09:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4931because your Lego was really good.
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8:09:54–8:09:57 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4932Yeah, I could build a Lego house and I
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8:10:00–8:10:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4933could make a little car. Oh, I made a
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8:10:03–8:10:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4934helicopter out of Lego and my cousin
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8:10:05–8:10:08 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4935knocked it off the table and it smashed
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8:10:08–8:10:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4936and I got angry. I made a shotgun out
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8:10:10–8:10:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4937of Lego by making a long tube, and then
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8:10:13–8:10:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4938it was connected to the handle using some
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8:10:17–8:10:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4939kind of hinge. Wait, am I streaming?
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8:10:21–8:10:25 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4940It said you're not connected. Anyway, it
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8:10:27–8:10:30 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4941was, um, connected to the handle by a
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8:10:31–8:10:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4942hinge, and then you could slot Lego bricks
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8:10:32–8:10:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4943into the tube to fire it out. It couldn't
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8:10:36–8:10:38 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4944actually fire fire. Didn't know how to
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8:10:38–8:10:40 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4945make a trigger mechanism. My Lego sucks.
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8:10:40–8:10:43 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4946I don't know what she's talking about. To
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8:10:43–8:10:46 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4947shoot the brick, I would have to thrust
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8:10:47–8:10:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4948the shotgun forwards to lob the brick out.
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8:10:50–8:10:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4949I shot one into my dad's room and then he
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8:10:55–8:10:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4950told me off. He said, stop throwing Lego
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8:10:57–8:10:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4951into my room, Daniel. I said, I'm not
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8:11:00–8:11:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4952throwing it, I made a shotgun.
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8:11:02–8:11:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4953And then you've got this advanced Lego
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8:11:07–8:11:08 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4954stuff on YouTube where they create a
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8:11:08–8:11:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4955spring and a trigger mechanism. My Lego
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8:11:11–8:11:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4956looked like amateur baby stuff compared
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8:11:14–8:11:18 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4957to that.
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8:11:18–8:11:18 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4958Security guard.
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8:11:31–8:11:37 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4959I'm nearly in Nakatsu.
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8:11:38–8:11:39 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4960Really need that bicycle.
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8:11:41–8:11:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4961God, the stupid bike people are still at
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8:11:52–8:11:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4962it. Do they just do this every night?
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8:11:54–8:11:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4963Do they ever get bored of it? How does it
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8:12:03–8:12:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4964not get boring? All you're doing is
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8:12:06–8:12:08 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4965sitting on a loud bike and twisting your
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8:12:08–8:12:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4966arm, your, your hand over and
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8:12:10–8:12:14 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4967over again. Okay, which way?
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8:12:15–8:12:18 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4968I need to get home quick.
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8:12:22–8:12:24 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4969Uh, I don't know which way to go. I go
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8:12:26–8:12:28 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4970this way and
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8:12:29–8:12:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4971then which way? This way.
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8:12:42–8:12:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4972Another riveting livestream.
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8:13:10–8:13:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4973Maybe I stream tomorrow too. Let's just
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8:13:15–8:13:18 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4974stream every day until my girlfriend
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8:13:18–8:13:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4975comes. No, I don't want to do
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8:13:20–8:13:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4976too much. I might take the day off
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8:13:24–8:13:25 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4977tomorrow. I really don't know what to do.
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8:13:25–8:13:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4978We go to someplace far away, walk around a
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8:13:27–8:13:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4979bit, then walk back home.
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8:13:30–8:13:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4980Whose jacket? The hell?
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8:13:42–8:13:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4981Is that a girl's jacket? I kind of want to
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8:13:47–8:13:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4982take it and sniff it. Why would
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8:13:50–8:13:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4983you leave your jacket there? It looks
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8:13:54–8:13:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4984expensive.
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8:13:56–8:13:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4985I don't know which way to go. This way,
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8:14:06–8:14:08 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4986I think.
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8:14:10–8:14:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4987Oh,
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8:14:20–8:14:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4988bag! I want to look inside of it, but I
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8:14:26–8:14:28 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4989don't want want people to see me doing it.
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8:14:28–8:14:30 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4990I look like a weirdo. What if there's a
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8:14:31–8:14:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4991wallet and money and stuff?
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8:14:33–8:14:34 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4992¥50,000.
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8:14:37–8:14:38 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4993No, I don't want to touch people's stuff.
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8:14:41–8:14:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4994They might be nearby and they might see
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8:14:44–8:14:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4995you trying to take it and then beat you
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8:14:45–8:14:47 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4996up.
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8:14:47–8:14:47 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4997Where am
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8:15:05–8:15:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4998I? Okay,
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8:15:13–8:15:16 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_4999okay. Go up here.
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8:15:18–8:15:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5000Oh my God, it's taking ages. I'm at 70%
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8:15:24–8:15:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5001battery.
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8:15:27–8:15:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5002I don't know if I can get you guys home
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8:15:30–8:15:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5003before the battery dies.
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8:15:32–8:15:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5004Here we are again, the bridge to Juso.
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8:16:47–8:16:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5005How many times we've done this now?
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8:16:54–8:16:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5006Probably 6 times. Getting fed up.
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8:16:56–8:16:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5007Yeah, I'm streaming later because I don't
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8:17:04–8:17:07 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5008want to go out early and spend 5 hours in
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8:17:07–8:17:09 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5009the sun, get browned. My skin
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8:17:09–8:17:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5010is getting so sun damaged.
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8:17:13–8:17:14 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5011Oh, I go down this road this time to pick
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8:17:24–8:17:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5012up the bike. Really hope they got a bike.
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8:17:27–8:17:30 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5013They got one bike rentable. Oh, it's got
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8:17:30–8:17:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5014no battery! Oh my God.
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8:17:32–8:17:34 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5015Oh, we are screwed. There's another one
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8:17:36–8:17:38 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5016here. It's got 2 out of 3 bars.
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8:17:38–8:17:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5017Oh my God, 2 out of 3 bars should be
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8:17:49–8:17:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5018enough. It should be straight
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8:17:51–8:17:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5019down this road.
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8:17:56–8:17:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5020I do use sun protection. It doesn't work.
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8:18:01–8:18:03 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5021You still go brown. Maybe it stops you
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8:18:04–8:18:07 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5022getting skin cancer, but I don't think it
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8:18:08–8:18:09 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5023stops you going brown.
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8:18:10–8:18:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5024Baby, baby.
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8:18:44–8:18:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5025Bong, bong, bong.
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8:18:50–8:18:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5026Bong, bong, bong, bong. Bong,
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8:18:53–8:18:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5027bong, bong, bong, bong, bong, bong.
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8:18:56–8:18:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5028Uh, it's pretty damn far.
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8:19:12–8:19:14 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5029Oh my God, I'm down to 68%.
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8:19:16–8:19:18 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5030I have to torture myself every day to
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8:20:01–8:20:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5031make chump change.
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8:20:05–8:20:08 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5032Domino's Pizza.
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8:20:14–8:20:18 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5033Domino's Pizzas are always in such random
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8:20:19–8:20:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5034places. I don't think they're restaurants
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8:20:22–8:20:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5035though, they're just places where they
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8:20:24–8:20:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5036send out all the but it's just a kitchen,
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8:20:27–8:20:28 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5037isn't it? There's no— you don't eat there,
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8:20:28–8:20:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5038do you? Why don't people go to Domino's to
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8:20:32–8:20:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5039actually eat there? It's weird.
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8:20:36–8:20:39 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5040It's like that Indian restaurant. No one
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8:20:39–8:20:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5041eats there, but they order the food there.
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8:20:41–8:20:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5042Yeah, Japan's nightlife is like this. The
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8:20:49–8:20:52 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5043economy is going down the toilet.
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8:20:53–8:21:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5044Damn, even the Domino's girls look kind of
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8:21:16–8:21:18 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5045cute. Everyone's so damn attractive
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8:21:18–8:21:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5046in Japan, working 1 AM
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8:21:22–8:21:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5047making pizzas.
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8:21:26–8:21:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5048Probably make ¥1,500 an hour, night shift.
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8:21:31–8:21:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5049Have I eaten? I had an energy jelly,
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8:21:52–8:21:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5050protein jelly, and a waffle.
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8:21:56–8:21:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5051When I walk past people, I realize how
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8:22:15–8:22:16 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5052insanely fast I'm walking. I don't think
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8:22:17–8:22:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5053you guys understand how insanely fast I
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8:22:20–8:22:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5054walk. You don't see it because you're just
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8:22:23–8:22:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5055seeing what's in front of me, but I'm like
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8:22:26–8:22:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5056power marching through these streets.
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8:22:30–8:22:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5057I wish I had a speedometer, see how
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8:22:41–8:22:43 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5058quickly I'm walking.
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8:22:43–8:22:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5059Bum bum dum dum
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8:23:03–8:23:07 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5060bum dum.
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8:23:07–8:23:08 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5061Where is the damn bicycle?
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8:23:10–8:23:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5062Oh, we're nearly there. Please Jesus,
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8:23:14–8:23:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5063save me from this hell.
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8:23:20–8:23:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5064Save me from this hell.
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8:23:24–8:23:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5065This place sucks. It's so ugly and boring.
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8:23:28–8:23:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5066Look at this place, so shit.
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8:23:32–8:23:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5067Get me out of here,
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8:23:36–8:23:37 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5068please. How am I gonna bike through this?
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8:23:39–8:23:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5069I've only got 65% battery.
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8:23:46–8:23:48 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5070Oh my God.
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8:24:30–8:24:37 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5071No, I had 5 plates of sushi, plate of
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8:24:49–8:24:52 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5072Frenchy fries,
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8:24:52–8:24:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5073energy drink— I mean, energy jelly,
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8:24:55–8:24:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5074protein jelly, a waffle, a waffle.
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8:24:58–8:25:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5075I really hope there's another bridge to
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8:25:13–8:25:16 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5076get over the river. It says there.
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8:25:16–8:25:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5077How many— how much protein is in one egg?
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8:25:27–8:25:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5078Because that protein jelly pack was only 5
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8:25:30–8:25:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5079grams. I swear an egg's like 7 grams of
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8:25:33–8:25:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5080protein, not fruits
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8:25:36–8:25:40 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5081or vegetables. I had a banana. I assume—
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8:25:40–8:25:43 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5082no, I didn't. Oh, I had a pork cutlet
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8:25:43–8:25:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5083sandwich. I was too full up to eat the
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8:25:46–8:25:48 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5084I'll have banana when I get back.
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8:25:52–8:25:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5085Banana up the bum.
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8:25:58–8:25:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5086Says it's around here. Where is it?
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8:26:19–8:26:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5087Oh no, not here.
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8:26:31–8:26:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5088Oh, it's across the street. God's sake,
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8:26:39–8:26:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5089it's, uh, life. I don't see
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8:26:46–8:26:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5090a life. Do you see life? What?
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8:26:50–8:26:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5091Look at that! What is that?
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8:26:53–8:26:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5092That's a car? It's just a
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8:26:56–8:27:00 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5093motorbike with a car frame around it.
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8:27:00–8:27:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5094Nearly there. Oh, it's there!
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8:27:09–8:27:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5095Right there! Unlock it now.
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8:27:13–8:27:16 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5096Uh, 2 models. Ah, the lovely
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8:27:17–8:27:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5097glowing sign of Hello Cycling. Oh, thank
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8:27:21–8:27:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5098God, whoever made this. Which one should I
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8:27:24–8:27:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5099get? I get the black seat one, D1214.
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8:27:26–8:27:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5100Gimme, gimme the bike.
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8:27:30–8:27:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5101Purchase— I mean, reserve.
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8:27:34–8:27:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5102Unlock. Cha-ching!
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8:27:37–8:27:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5103Okay, let's get that GoPro strap on.
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8:27:41–8:27:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5104Get on quick, I don't have time to fuss
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8:27:46–8:27:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5105I don't have
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8:28:07–8:28:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5106time for this. I don't have
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8:28:11–8:28:14 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5107time for this. Why is everything today a
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8:28:15–8:28:18 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5108race against time? Racing to
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8:28:18–8:28:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5109get over the mountain, racing to get the
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8:28:23–8:28:25 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5110train. Oh crap.
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8:28:26–8:28:30 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5111Racing to get the bike. We've got a race
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8:28:30–8:28:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5112to get home. I've got 61% battery.
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8:28:34–8:28:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5113Okay, put your seat belts on.
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8:28:42–8:28:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5114Get the bus.
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8:28:58–8:28:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5115Oh God, everything takes so long.
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8:29:02–8:29:03 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5116Ow. Okay. Oh,
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8:29:08–8:29:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5117thank you.
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8:29:12–8:29:14 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5118Oh wow, thanks fish,
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8:29:16–8:29:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5119very generous. Okay, now I've got to
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8:29:19–8:29:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5120figure out which way to go. Turn on
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8:29:22–8:29:25 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5121the battery.
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8:29:26–8:29:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5122Power mode activated, and we've
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8:29:31–8:29:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5123got 10 kilometers to cycle now,
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8:29:36–8:29:38 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5124but it says it will take 50 minutes.
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8:29:40–8:29:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5125Oh my God, I don't know if I got 50
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8:29:44–8:29:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5126minutes of battery. So it says go straight
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8:29:45–8:29:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5127We're gonna go over the Torzai Line
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8:29:54–8:29:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5128Bridge. I really hope it's a good bridge.
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8:29:56–8:29:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5129We just go straight and then turn right at
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8:30:01–8:30:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5130the second bridge.
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8:30:04–8:30:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5131Let's go. You guys ready?
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8:30:07–8:30:09 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_513260%.
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8:30:12–8:30:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5133Quick, get on the road. Oh my
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8:30:19–8:30:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5134God, so nice to cycle after walking that
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8:30:23–8:30:25 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5135much.
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8:30:25–8:30:25 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5136Don't run me over, the world— oh,
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8:30:29–8:30:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5137it's green. I thought it was red.
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8:30:35–8:30:37 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5138We riding home again
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8:30:45–8:30:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5139on a bicycle.
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8:30:53–8:30:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5140Uh, it's cold.
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8:31:01–8:31:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5141When you go fast, it's cold because of the
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8:31:07–8:31:09 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5142I'm probably doing 20 kilometers per hour,
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8:31:18–8:31:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5143so this speed will take half an hour to
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8:31:22–8:31:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5144get back, I think.
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8:31:24–8:31:24 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5145I really
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8:31:46–8:31:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5146hope this is the right way.
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8:31:51–8:31:52 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5147Oh my God,
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8:32:04–8:32:06 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5148let me
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8:32:07–8:32:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5149check my map.
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8:32:11–8:32:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5150It's better to be safe than sorry. You
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8:32:20–8:32:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5151don't want to be going in the complete
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8:32:21–8:32:25 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5152the first bridge. Damn! Flying.
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8:32:26–8:32:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5153Oh, instant acceleration.
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8:32:30–8:32:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5154Yes. Da da da da da da
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8:32:38–8:32:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5155da da da da da da
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8:32:42–8:32:46 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5156da da da da.
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8:32:46–8:32:47 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5157This is when we need metal. Increase speed
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8:33:19–8:33:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5158by 20%.
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8:33:23–8:33:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5159Which way now? Oh my God,
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8:33:41–8:33:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5160cough twice if you secretly met AL boy in
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8:33:46–8:33:48 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5161Thailand. Who's AL boy? Oh,
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8:33:48–8:33:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5162ladyboy. Definitely did not
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8:33:51–8:33:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5163do that.
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8:33:56–8:33:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5164Can we have less whistling? But I need
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8:34:18–8:34:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5165music. Sing me some tunes.
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8:34:20–8:34:24 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5166This is the time you need music.
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8:34:28–8:34:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5167There's a spaceship behind me.
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8:34:31–8:34:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5168It's like the Ghost from Halo.
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8:34:35–8:34:37 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5169Come on.
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8:34:43–8:34:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5170Aha, I'm faster! I'm faster for
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8:34:52–8:34:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_51715 seconds. And then they overtake.
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8:34:56–8:34:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5172Yeah, well, you're cheating. Not fair.
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8:35:00–8:35:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5173I'll catch up. Haha, you got stopped again
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8:35:05–8:35:07 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5174by the lights. Oh, you went over the
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8:35:08–8:35:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5175lights. What? What does yellow light mean?
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8:35:10–8:35:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5176It means I have to stop. I don't know what
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8:35:15–8:35:18 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5177yellow light means.
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8:35:18–8:35:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5178I think yellow means go.
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8:35:25–8:35:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5179Why are they all flashing yellow?
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8:35:30–8:35:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5180Should I sing instead of whistling?
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8:35:39–8:35:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5181I don't know what to sing.
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8:35:46–8:35:47 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5182I think
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8:35:51–8:35:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5183we turn right for the bridge.
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8:35:56–8:35:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5184Do we? Um, I'm going
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8:36:03–8:36:06 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5185the wrong way. What the fuck?
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8:36:06–8:36:08 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5186Redirecting. Oh yeah, I turn right here.
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8:36:09–8:36:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5187Are you
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8:36:13–8:36:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5188sure?
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8:36:27–8:36:28 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5189Uh, are you sure I can go this way?
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8:36:44–8:36:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5190Check if it says bicycle route, not car
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8:36:51–8:36:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5191route. Yeah, bicycle route.
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8:36:53–8:36:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5192It says go straight.
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8:36:57–8:36:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5193I wonder if the cars get surprised by my
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8:37:19–8:37:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5194acceleration. Fucking hell, nearly got hit
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8:37:22–8:37:25 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5195in the face by a branch. I wonder if the
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8:37:25–8:37:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5196cars get surprised at how hard I
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8:37:28–8:37:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5197accelerate. Accelerate, cuz I do pull off
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8:37:30–8:37:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5198pretty— I do like instant 20 km/h from
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8:37:32–8:37:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5199standing still with
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8:37:35–8:37:39 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5200the battery pack. Uh,
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8:37:40–8:37:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5201where's the bridge?
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8:37:42–8:37:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5202I think
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8:37:48–8:37:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5203we cross here.
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8:37:55–8:37:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5204Oh my God, it's a big road!
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8:37:59–8:38:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5205Yeah,
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8:38:02–8:38:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5206it's this way.
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8:38:05–8:38:09 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5207They might have construction again.
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8:38:10–8:38:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5208Why is he going when it's red? Oh,
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8:38:16–8:38:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5209I'll follow that guy. He knows what he's
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8:38:19–8:38:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5210I'm catching up on him.
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8:38:27–8:38:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5211Can't outrun me, I got electric motor.
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8:38:31–8:38:34 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5212So we go over this bridge first.
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8:38:39–8:38:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5213Whoa, uh,
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8:39:13–8:39:14 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5214go this way. Oh my God,
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8:39:17–8:39:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5215easy! And there we have the river,
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8:39:32–8:39:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5216this time from a different bridge.
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8:39:36–8:39:37 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5217We don't have time to stand around, we
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8:39:41–8:39:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5218gotta go. No more river musing.
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8:39:43–8:39:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5219I'm coming for you. Ah,
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8:39:51–8:39:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5220riding over this river never gets old. So
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8:39:54–8:39:57 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5221He's tired. It's very pathetic.
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8:40:18–8:40:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5222I think he's out of energy.
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8:40:24–8:40:25 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5223Oh yeah,
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8:40:58–8:40:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5224that's what happens when you don't have a
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8:41:02–8:41:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5225motor. You get tired and then you
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8:41:04–8:41:08 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5226get taken up the backside by me.
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8:41:08–8:41:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5227We're probably around 50% battery.
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8:41:30–8:41:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5228I'm trying to go as fast as I can.
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8:41:34–8:41:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5229You guys need to go on life support.
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8:41:37–8:41:39 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5230Oh my God, I'm scared.
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8:41:45–8:41:46 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5231Whoa, oh fuck, that was bumpy.
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8:41:48–8:41:52 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5232Oh yo,
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8:41:54–8:42:00 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5233I have no idea which way to go.
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8:42:01–8:42:03 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5234I really need to get my eyes tested again.
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8:42:08–8:42:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5235The signs are blurry. Until I'm right in
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8:42:11–8:42:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5236front of it. I might have to check the map
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8:42:12–8:42:16 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5237here, but I'm making good speed.
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8:42:16–8:42:18 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5238Whoa, scary, this bit.
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8:42:20–8:42:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5239Let's check the map, see if we're actually
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8:42:46–8:42:48 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5240going the right way. Oh my God,
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8:42:48–8:42:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5241that was epic! We have 51%
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8:42:52–8:42:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5242battery left.
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8:42:56–8:42:57 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5243Point your cam up. It's as up as it can
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8:42:59–8:43:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5244go, I think. I'm just leaning forwards.
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8:43:02–8:43:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5245So we just go in a straight line. It's
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8:43:06–8:43:09 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5246literally a straight line over 2 bridges.
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8:43:09–8:43:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5247I have to sit more upright.
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8:43:12–8:43:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5248I'm trying to, trying to bend over to be
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8:43:14–8:43:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5249more streamlined, but it makes the camera
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8:43:18–8:43:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5250point down.
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8:43:21–8:43:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5251How about this? Got puff my chest out.
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8:43:26–8:43:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5252Maybe I get on the road.
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8:43:32–8:43:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5253I should
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8:43:38–8:43:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5254turn my light on. Yeah.
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8:43:48–8:43:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5255Oh, my dongles.
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8:43:56–8:43:57 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5256Do you hurt your butt? My willy?
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8:44:11–8:44:14 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5257No, it feels nice.
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8:44:15–8:44:16 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5258This guy's kind of slow.
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8:44:32–8:44:34 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5259McDonald's,
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8:44:36–8:44:39 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5260McDonald's.
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8:44:39–8:44:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5261Mumma mumma.
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8:44:46–8:44:47 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5262How's this guy faster than me? He doesn't
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8:44:52–8:44:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5263even have an electric bike.
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8:44:54–8:44:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5264I might overtake him.
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8:45:51–8:45:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5265Shit, shit, I shouldn't have done that. I
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8:45:59–8:46:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5266don't know if the footpath goes— oh my
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8:46:03–8:46:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5267God, where's the footpath going?
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8:46:05–8:46:06 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5268Please tell me— oh my fucking God,
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8:46:09–8:46:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5269there's no crossing here and he's
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8:46:12–8:46:16 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5270gone. God fucking damn it, how do
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8:46:16–8:46:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5271I get back on the road?
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8:46:21–8:46:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5272That was not a good idea. You gotta go
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8:46:26–8:46:28 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5273down the stairs to cross here. I want
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8:46:29–8:46:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5274to get back on the road somehow. Quick,
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8:46:33–8:46:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5275now, now's your chance.
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8:46:35–8:46:37 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5276Oh damn it, now I lost him.
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8:46:40–8:46:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5277Look at that tiny little car. What's that?
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8:46:46–8:46:48 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5278Straight ahead.
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8:46:55–8:46:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5279I didn't realize the road was gonna turn
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8:47:05–8:47:09 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5280into a crossroad,
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8:47:09–8:47:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5281but the bike's just itching to go by
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8:47:13–8:47:15 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5282pushing the pedal down slightly. Is that a
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8:47:16–8:47:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5283motorway? It looks like a pretty big road.
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8:47:19–8:47:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5284Where'd that guy go? I wonder if I
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8:47:23–8:47:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5285can catch up with him. He's pretty slow.
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8:47:27–8:47:30 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5286I'm gonna make sure this car's not turning
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8:47:36–8:47:38 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5287left, otherwise they'll get mad at me
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8:47:38–8:47:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5288again. I don't think he's turning left.
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8:47:41–8:47:43 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5289I'm scared he's going to turn left and
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8:47:55–8:47:57 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5290then I overtake him, he gets mad at me
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8:47:58–8:47:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5291like the other guy. I want
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8:47:59–8:48:03 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5292to catch up to the other guy. Where has he
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8:48:04–8:48:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5293gone? Are you sure
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8:48:06–8:48:09 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5294I bike on this road. I want to get back
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8:48:10–8:48:14 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5295It's the camera angle. Okay,
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8:48:21–8:48:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5296they really should put a big no bike sign
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8:48:27–8:48:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5297if you're not allowed to cycle on it
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8:48:29–8:48:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5298because I have no idea.
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8:48:33–8:48:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5299Unless the pavement goes along the bridge.
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8:48:38–8:48:40 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5300I might get back on the pavement. So it
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8:48:42–8:48:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5301should have a pavement on the bridge.
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8:48:46–8:48:47 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5302I can't see. Oh fuck,
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8:48:55–8:48:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5303it's a red light. Oops,
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8:48:59–8:49:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5304get on
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8:49:02–8:49:07 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5305the pavement. Where's my cycling
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8:49:07–8:49:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5306friend?
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8:49:11–8:49:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5307Maybe he turned. He might have turned.
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8:49:16–8:49:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5308Oh, there is a pavement. Thank God,
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8:49:25–8:49:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5309thank goodness.
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8:49:28–8:49:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5310Okay, river number 1.
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8:49:45–8:49:46 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5311Oh yo, again. Suddenly slipped. So yeah,
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8:49:50–8:49:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5312I was gonna say, um,
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8:49:57–8:50:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5313one time I was cycling my electric bike in
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8:50:03–8:50:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5314the UK on the way back from— I don't know,
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8:50:06–8:50:08 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5315on the way to British girl's house,
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8:50:09–8:50:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5316and this cyclist overtook me in a
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8:50:12–8:50:16 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5317non-electric bike And he completely
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8:50:16–8:50:18 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5318destroyed me. He went miles ahead of me.
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8:50:19–8:50:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5319I couldn't get— I couldn't catch up.
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8:50:24–8:50:25 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5320But he looked like a proper cyclist with
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8:50:28–8:50:30 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5321the outfit, the big legs.
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8:50:30–8:50:34 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5322Destroyed my electric bike.
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8:50:36–8:50:37 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5323Oh my God.
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8:50:40–8:50:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5324Wow, this park's pretty nice here.
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8:50:45–8:50:47 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5325Every time I'm about to check the phone,
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8:50:50–8:50:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5326lights go green.
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8:50:52–8:50:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5327Well, oh my God.
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8:51:02–8:51:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5328No, no,
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8:51:09–8:51:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5329that's why I hate riding on the pavement.
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8:51:31–8:51:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5330It's so bumpy.
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8:51:33–8:51:34 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5331Oh, steep up here. Okay,
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8:52:05–8:52:08 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5332second bridge down.
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8:52:08–8:52:09 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5333Go over this bridge and then where?
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8:52:13–8:52:16 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5334Uh,
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8:53:00–8:53:00 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5335check the maps.
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8:53:10–8:53:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5336Ah, it's nearly 2.
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8:53:23–8:53:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5337We got 7 kilometers
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8:53:28–8:53:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5338left.
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8:53:31–8:53:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5339It's straight line,
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8:53:36–8:53:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5340still straight line. I've got a 43
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8:53:39–8:53:43 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_534143% battery left.
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8:53:43–8:53:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_534243%. Can I get home before the
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8:53:56–8:53:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5343battery dies? That is the question.
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8:53:59–8:54:03 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5344Let's get back on the road.
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8:54:06–8:54:07 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5345What? Dun dun
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8:54:26–8:54:30 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5346dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun
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8:54:30–8:54:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5347dun dun dun. Da da da da da.
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8:54:34–8:54:37 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5348La la la la la la la
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8:54:38–8:54:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5349la la la la la la
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8:54:42–8:54:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5350la la la la la la la la la la la
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8:54:46–8:54:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5351la la la la la la la
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8:54:50–8:54:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5352la la
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8:54:54–8:55:00 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5353la la la la la la la la Get
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8:55:02–8:55:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5354on the road.
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8:55:13–8:55:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5355Oh my God, I nearly lost balance.
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8:55:17–8:55:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5356Um,
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8:55:51–8:56:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5357don't Another
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8:56:06–8:56:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5358McDonald's.
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8:56:23–8:56:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5359Yeah,
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8:56:25–8:56:28 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5360whoa,
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8:56:28–8:56:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5361didn't see
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8:56:29–8:56:39 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5362any Teslas today. Very sad.
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8:56:40–8:56:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5363Oh,
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8:56:45–8:56:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5364McDonald's.
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8:56:45–8:56:48 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5365Uh, should I?
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8:56:49–8:56:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5366Very tempting.
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8:56:56–8:56:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5367Do they have touchscreen? Do you
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8:57:06–8:57:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5368think I have time for McDonald's?
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8:57:11–8:57:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5369I can't lock the bike.
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8:57:15–8:57:16 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5370I've only got 40% battery. I think it's
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8:57:19–8:57:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5371enough actually. Yes, have a sneaky
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8:57:22–8:57:24 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5372McDonald's. I'm pretty sure no one's going
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8:57:24–8:57:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5373to steal my bike.
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8:57:27–8:57:28 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5374It's Japan.
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8:57:29–8:57:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5375Why not?
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8:57:35–8:57:38 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5376What's that sound? Ronaldo McDonald.
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8:58:26–8:58:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5377Oh, thanks, Dante.
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8:58:29–8:58:30 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5378I don't know what to get.
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8:58:33–8:58:34 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5379Bacon, tomato, beef. I get that.
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8:58:41–8:58:43 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5380Um, I don't want Do
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8:58:46–8:58:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5381I get a set?
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8:58:50–8:58:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5382Fine, I'll get a set. Orange juice.
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8:58:55–8:58:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5383Where's my
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8:59:17–8:59:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5384bicycle?
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8:59:29–8:59:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5385百 三 十 一 番 で お 待 ち の お 客 様 ですね。
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9:00:25–9:00:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5386お 待 た せ しました。 I
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9:00:29–9:04:00 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5387don't know why they tell me the chips are
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9:04:00–9:04:03 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5388going to take some time. I said, how long?
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9:04:03–9:04:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5389He said, 2 minutes. 2 minutes is nothing.
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9:04:04–9:04:07 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5390He looked like a chick. I'm pretty sure it
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9:04:11–9:04:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5391was a man.
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9:04:12–9:04:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5392Can you hear the music? I'm scared about
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9:04:17–9:04:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5393I have my bicycle. How are we gonna eat
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9:04:54–9:04:57 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5394this?
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9:04:57–9:04:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5395Look at
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9:05:06–9:05:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5396this.
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9:05:11–9:05:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5397I'll take a bite now. Oh,
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9:05:14–9:05:18 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5398it's all wet,
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9:05:18–9:05:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5399soaked in sauce.
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9:05:21–9:05:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5400What? I can't get it down though.
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9:05:43–9:05:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5401What the fuck? Oh,
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9:05:46–9:05:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5402fuck.
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9:05:49–9:05:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5403Oh, I dropped all my McDonald's.
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9:05:55–9:05:57 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5404I spat the burger all out.
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9:06:10–9:06:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5405I nearly sneezed as I was swallowing it.
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9:06:15–9:06:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5406Oh my God, the drink is gonna go
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9:06:28–9:06:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5407everywhere. What am I going to do about
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9:06:29–9:06:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5408the drink? It's already fallen over.
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9:06:31–9:06:34 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5409Um, they should be quite well sealed. I
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9:06:39–9:06:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5410don't know. Oh, my thing's all
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9:06:42–9:06:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5411Oh my God, we got to get home.
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9:06:50–9:06:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5412Um, it says just go forwards over a river
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9:06:58–9:07:00 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5413and then a bit more.
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9:07:01–9:07:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5414Oh my God, my McDonald's!
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9:07:10–9:07:14 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5415Give me a chip! Oh yeah.
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9:07:15–9:07:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5416Oh, red light. What a shame,
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9:07:26–9:07:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5417I have to stop. Where is it?
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9:07:30–9:07:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5418Where's my burger?
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9:07:33–9:07:40 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5419Oh, oh, sauce is everywhere.
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9:07:42–9:07:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5420No, um,
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9:08:00–9:08:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5421I'm gonna get burger sauce all over the
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9:08:08–9:08:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5422bike handle.
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9:08:10–9:08:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5423Go, go,
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9:08:25–9:08:26 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5424go! The person who uses this
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9:08:27–9:08:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5425bike next is going to get sticky fingers.
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9:08:32–9:08:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5426My McDonald's gonna get cold.
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9:08:44–9:08:46 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5427Air conditioning on my McDonald's right
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9:08:49–9:08:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5428Come on,
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9:09:07–9:09:24 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5429where's the red light?
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9:09:24–9:09:25 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5430One moment. I wonder
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9:09:28–9:09:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5431how much of the drink's gonna be left when
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9:09:38–9:09:39 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5432I get there.
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9:09:40–9:09:40 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5433Dashing in the snow.
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9:09:52–9:09:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5434Maybe I spent all my livestream money
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9:09:56–9:09:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5435today on food and trains and bicycles
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9:09:59–9:10:03 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5436and drinks.
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9:10:04–9:10:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5437Oh well, we had a good time. That's all
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9:10:09–9:10:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5438that matters. We experienced the Nara.
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9:10:12–9:10:15 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5439Bum bum bum bum bum bum. My hands
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9:10:29–9:10:33 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5440are so sticky,
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9:10:33–9:10:34 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5441but it's okay. I have
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9:10:40–9:10:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5442McDonald's.
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9:10:44–9:10:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5443La la la la,
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9:10:51–9:10:52 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5444I have McDonald's and
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9:10:56–9:11:00 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5445you don't. Oh, red light, stop.
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9:11:00–9:11:03 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5446I can finish
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9:11:08–9:11:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5447it now. I'll one-shot it. Oh, it's so
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9:11:12–9:11:15 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5448Hmm,
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9:11:39–9:11:39 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5449well,
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9:11:45–9:11:47 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5450well.
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9:11:50–9:11:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5451Okay,
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9:12:12–9:12:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5452here's the first river. Go forwards a bit
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9:12:17–9:12:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5453and then right.
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9:12:21–9:12:22 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5454Oh well. Wow,
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9:12:28–9:12:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5455wow, wow, that was
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9:12:31–9:12:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5456I think we turn right here, maybe.
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9:12:55–9:12:57 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5457Check my map. Oh my God, my hand's so
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9:13:01–9:13:04 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5458sticky. What's that bird sound?
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9:13:04–9:13:08 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5459Oh, the police are there. Oh crap,
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9:13:08–9:13:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5460I gotta turn right where the police are.
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9:13:12–9:13:14 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5461What's that bird sound?
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9:13:30–9:13:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5462Oh, it's not police. What is it?
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9:13:35–9:13:36 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5463I hate it when the burger's covered in
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9:13:58–9:13:59 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5464sauce. Can't they just put no sauce in it?
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9:13:59–9:14:03 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5465Why are they obsessed with putting sauce
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9:14:03–9:14:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5466in every damn thing?
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9:14:07–9:14:08 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5467Crap.
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9:15:47–9:15:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5468Ah, check the battery. I need to clean
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9:15:58–9:16:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5469my hands too. We've got
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9:16:02–9:16:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_547024% battery. Oh, fuck,
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9:16:05–9:16:07 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5471are those real birds? Why are they
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9:16:09–9:16:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5472waking up at 2 AM? We gotta get
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9:16:13–9:16:16 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5473back quick. I've got 24% battery. Battery
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9:16:16–9:16:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5474left. It's a straight line
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9:16:20–9:16:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5475for a bit.
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9:16:23–9:16:24 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5476Oh my God,
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9:16:30–9:16:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5477I don't know if the McDonald's is worth
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9:16:36–9:16:38 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5478it.
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9:16:38–9:16:38 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5479I Probably didn't need it, but I
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9:16:43–9:16:46 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5480wanted it.
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9:16:46–9:16:47 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5481I need calories.
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9:16:50–9:16:51 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5482Calories!
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9:16:53–9:16:54 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5483Oh, calorie! Oh my God,
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9:16:58–9:17:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5484chippy time! Oh,
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9:17:04–9:17:06 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5485you're stupid soggy. Wet burger wrapper
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9:17:08–9:17:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5486out my face. Oh yeah, look at those.
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9:17:12–9:17:14 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5487Bet you want some of that.
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9:17:16–9:17:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5488Oh.
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9:17:21–9:17:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5489I'm fueling up
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9:17:52–9:17:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5490on chippies.
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9:17:58–9:17:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5491I'm like an Uber Eats delivery driver now,
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9:18:45–9:18:48 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5492but I eat all the food while cycling.
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9:18:49–9:18:52 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5493I'm like delivering McDonald's and I get
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9:18:54–9:18:56 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5494there and I'm like, oops, I ate it all,
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9:18:57–9:18:58 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5495sorry, better luck next time.
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9:18:58–9:19:01 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5496This is what being an Uber Eats delivery
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9:19:03–9:19:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5497driver is like, isn't it? I will get my
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9:19:05–9:19:08 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5498delivery to the cute girl before
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9:19:08–9:19:13 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5499I eat it all.
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9:19:13–9:19:14 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5500Which way?
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9:19:47–9:19:47 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5501Where do we go now?
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9:19:51–9:19:52 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5502Forwards more, then left. Check the
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9:20:00–9:20:03 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5503battery. 16%. Oh my God. Oh, I'm going
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9:20:03–9:20:07 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5504to lose you guys. I'm sorry. I shouldn't
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9:20:07–9:20:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5505have wasted time at the McDonald's.
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9:20:10–9:20:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5506You guys are slipping away.
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9:20:15–9:20:16 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_550716%.
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9:20:18–9:20:18 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5508I'll never forget you.
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9:20:22–9:20:25 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5509I'll remember you always.
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9:20:27–9:20:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5510Pedal faster.
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9:20:38–9:20:40 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5511Whoa, come on,
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9:20:41–9:20:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5512we could do it.
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9:20:52–9:20:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5513So 16%.
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9:20:57–9:20:57 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5514But I don't know which way to go. I think
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9:21:03–9:21:05 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5515Uh, yeah, left here. Oh, where's the
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9:21:14–9:21:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5516battery going? 13%. Oh my God, guys, I
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9:21:18–9:21:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5517don't think I can do it.
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9:21:21–9:21:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5518Come on, go, go, go,
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9:21:27–9:21:29 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5519go, go, go, go, go, go, fucking go!
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9:21:31–9:21:34 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5520Oh my God, fucking taxi!
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9:21:35–9:21:39 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5521My viewers are dying, 12%.
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9:21:39–9:21:43 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5522Oh my God, oh no,
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9:21:43–9:21:47 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5523no, I don't think we can do it because
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9:21:49–9:21:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5524I've got to park the bike. Lake at Lawson
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9:21:50–9:21:52 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5525and then walk back a little bit.
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9:21:53–9:21:55 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5526Oh, Valerie!
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9:22:17–9:22:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5527Red light again. Ah, fuck's sake.
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9:22:22–9:22:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5528What are we on now? 10%. Oh my
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9:22:27–9:22:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5529God, we are 2.8
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9:22:31–9:22:38 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5530kilometers away. Come on, that's nothing.
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9:22:38–9:22:41 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5531It says 12 minutes. 12 minutes,
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9:22:42–9:22:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5532come on! Should last 10 minutes,
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9:22:45–9:22:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5533I mean 10%. Oh, I can't wait.
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9:22:49–9:22:52 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5534Fuck this red light. 2.8 kilometers.
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9:22:53–9:22:57 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5535I do 20 kilometers an hour average.
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9:22:58–9:23:02 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5536That means, uh, 10 Kilometers
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9:23:04–9:23:10 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5537in 30 minutes, which means 5 kilometers
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9:23:11–9:23:14 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5538in 15 minutes. No, 5 minutes. I don't
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9:23:14–9:23:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5539know, my maths went out the window. Go,
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9:23:18–9:23:20 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5540go! I don't even know where this is.
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9:23:20–9:23:23 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5541Why is it so big? I don't remember this
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9:23:24–9:23:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5542place around here.
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9:23:27–9:23:27 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5543I might have to turn right here.
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9:23:31–9:23:32 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5544Yeah, I'm gonna turn right here,
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9:23:39–9:23:43 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5545then straight ahead, then we go towards
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9:23:43–9:23:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5546that big bridge. It's quite chipped.
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9:23:45–9:23:49 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5547I don't know if I— haha.
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9:24:00–9:24:06 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5548And then left. Oh, fuck me,
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9:24:27–9:24:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5549tree root made the path go
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9:24:32–9:24:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5550really high up. Oh my
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9:24:36–9:24:43 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5551God.
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9:24:44–9:24:44 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5552stop? I guess not. What's yellow?
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9:25:19–9:25:21 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5553Is this spot just yellow?
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9:25:23–9:25:24 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5554Whoa, where are we?
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9:25:28–9:25:31 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5555Where even is this?
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9:25:32–9:25:34 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5556Oh, not even halfway. Come on. Oh, what
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9:25:38–9:25:40 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5557percent? Oh, 4%.
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9:25:40–9:25:42 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5558Shit, guys, I don't think we're gonna make
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9:25:44–9:25:46 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5559it. Oh, fucking hell.
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9:25:47–9:25:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5560So I guess we're gonna have to say goodbye
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9:25:51–9:25:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5561here. I don't think 4% is gonna be much
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9:25:53–9:25:57 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5562longer than 5 minutes. I tried my
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9:25:57–9:26:00 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5563best.
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9:26:00–9:26:00 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5564But it's probably gonna black out soon.
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9:26:10–9:26:12 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5565We're at 3%. God, when it
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9:26:14–9:26:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5566drops below 10, it really goes quick.
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9:26:17–9:26:19 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5567Like to thank you all for watching.
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9:26:27–9:26:28 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5568Probably stream in 2 days.
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9:26:33–9:26:35 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5569The fuck was that?
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9:26:38–9:26:39 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5570Just heard a speaker come out of nowhere.
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9:26:43–9:26:45 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5571No, we're not going to make it.
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9:26:49–9:26:50 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5572Impossible. I gotta go under the bridge,
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9:26:50–9:26:53 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5573turn left, go straight, park the bike,
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9:26:53–9:26:57 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5574walk back. We're on 1%.
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9:26:57–9:27:00 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5575Let's say bye here. I tried,
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9:27:02–9:27:06 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5576but we can't do it.
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9:27:06–9:27:07 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5577Uh, 1%, guys.
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9:27:10–9:27:11 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5578See you all in a few days.
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9:27:13–9:27:14 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5579Got to bike home alone.
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9:27:16–9:27:17 · rev_c060317af598e81d99502f1a2784f485_5580What happened to my drink? Somehow it's
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