2nd day in JAPAN (inside hotel)

Testing.

Hello. So my IRL stream kind of failed,

so I had to come home.

I don't think I can do IRL, guys. It's so

annoying. Everything keeps going wrong.

Can't do it. Sorry,

but if you want IRL, you gotta find

someone else.

Can't do it.

I think, I think we just stay in our room

from now on.

I'm just not cut out for IRL.

Can't do it. Give up.

Give up.

Oh, what?

Charger wasn't plugged in.

Okay,

back in my hotel room.

Not leaving my room ever again.

That was terrible. Everything went

wrong. I can't believe it. Power bank

wasn't— didn't have any power. Stupid SIM

card doesn't have any SIM connection.

And then it started raining. Oh my God,

can't do this.

Why is it so difficult? I don't get it.

All these idiots on Kick who seem like

they've got no brains, how come they can

all stream and I can't figure it out?

Why I, I throw all this stupid money

trying to stream outside and it never

works? And then you got morons

like Johnny Somali, they stream really

well. And no one helps me. No one knows

anything about streaming, so I don't even

know who to ask. And everyone's useless.

Fucking useless. Can't even tell me what

to do. I asked on my Discord,

no one knows like what SIM card to get,

what app to use. No one fucking knows

anything.

Fucking hell.

Stupid fucking streaming.

I got the most expensive power bank in the

shop, no charge. I've got the most

expensive SIM card in the shop, doesn't

even fucking work.

Now my laptop's got no battery. Fucking

hell.

Oh my God.

Why does everything go wrong? At least I

got a beer. Wasting all my money.

What kind of stupid SIM card am I supposed

to get so I can stream? I don't get it.

It said 4G, but it was lagging.

I hate it. All I want to do is stream

outside.

At least my hair looks good.

Damn, my hair looks good today. Must be

that Japanese shower water. It's different

to Thailand. Also, I had the first poo and

it looked great. It wasn't like floating

bits everywhere. Just one solid lump.

First day back in Japan, my poo's already

fixed. Also, 7-Eleven's weird now.

When you pay, you do it yourself. There's

like a machine at the front of the cash

register, and then you put the money in

yourself and it comes back out. I guess

it's nice. Then what's the point of having

a cashier there? I can do it myself.

Don't even need them there.

They should just put plastic bags. I'll do

it myself. Don't need to talk to anyone.

What are we— what are they paying for? Oh

yeah, they put my food in the microwave.

So I got chorizo. She didn't put it in the

microwave! Are you supposed to eat these

cold or what? I guess you eat them cold.

She put this one in the microwave.

Oh, I can't do IRL. It's just so annoying.

It lags every minute, then everyone leaves

because it's lagging and effing, and then

I get tired. My legs hurt now,

and then it starts raining, and then all

this stupid music and all these people

getting in my way. Can't do it.

And I want to buy deodorant. I couldn't

find any deodorant in 7-Eleven.

Ah, goddamn laptop. Why is it not

charging?

I think

the laptop charger has to plug into the

laptop, but I want the laptop charger for

I really hope the guest house has good

internet because if I have to rely on my

own SIM card— it says power adapter does

not support full performance on this

device, please use the included charger.

But I'm using the included charger on my

I can't do IRL, it's too hard. I don't

know how they do it. Number one, I don't

even know how to set it up properly so it

looks good. And then it's too stressful

anyway. I also— oh, I forgot to buy

kimchi. It's Korean people everywhere

here. I don't know if

these sausages are any good.

How much this cost me? Like ¥1,370. It's

kind of expensive. Okay, at least I got a

Yebisu. I think this beer is good.

Mm, that's good beer.

I think the person in the next room heard

me shouting because I could hear movement.

Why does my face look weird?

I think because there's no lighting.

Okay, let me eat my food. I'm stuck. I

haven't eaten anything since yesterday,

since I got off the plane, apart from that

sausage McMuffin.

Is it better with this light on?

Oh my God,

every fucking stream gets demonetized.

YouTube has like shadow banned my channel

or something.

Oh, hot.

Bitcoin's ripping. No way, I sold all

my Bitcoin.

I bet it's only $70K.

Why is it not on my watch list?

Where is it? Bitcoin, come on.

Why can't I find Bitcoin on Webull?

BTC,

it's not there.

What happened to it?

Oh my God, 71,000.

It's typical, isn't it?

It's only up 3%. I sold it at

68,500 something.

I sold it to buy yen and then I wasted my

yen buying a power bank. For live

streaming. Now I'm not even gonna do live

streaming. Yeah, cold.

Is it supposed to be cold?

Why didn't she warm it?

Well, I do fan meet up in Japan, maybe.

If you're hot and cute.

Nom nom nom nom nom nom.

Do you still plan on meeting Chihiro?

Yeah, we're meeting next week for

serious discussions.

Chihiro messaged me yesterday and she said

she misses me so

much. And she can't live without me.

She said ever since we broke up, it hasn't

been the same.

Imagine my girlfriend

think that's real.

That's just my professional acting skills.

Oh my

God, I breathed

in my beer root.

Oh wow, thanks, blood bucket. I'm not sure

my text-to-speech is working.

I've got to plug in my laptop charger,

but then how am I going to charge my

Stupid Asus laptop runs out of battery so

quickly. Maybe I'll buy a MacBook.

This better be charging.

Oh my God, let me drop

you in the food.

Oh, I'm so glad to be back in the hotel

room. I got stable internet, I got warm

food, got beer, I don't have irritating

people around me.

I hate IRL. Oh,

it works. Cheer up, my boy. Ah,

thanks. I was

in a bad mood. I had a bad IRL attempt.

Ah, being back in the room is so nice.

Internet, food.

I accidentally stumbled on the red light

district. Why are there red light

districts everywhere in Japan? You don't

even have to look for it, you just

accidentally walk upon it. But I

resisted temptation.

It will be the same. I know what will

happen. You see the cute girl, you fuck

the cute girl, hand over the money.

Nothing changes. Life's exactly the same

before you fuck the cute girl and after

you fuck the cute girl, apart from you

just lost all your money. So what's the

Which feels like a waste of money.

Yeah, they are pretty cute though.

I think the girls in Fukuoka are a lot

cuter than anywhere else I've seen.

I don't remember girls in Osaka being So

attractive. They have like really good

fashion here as well, and they already—

they look really Japanese in Fukuoka,

like really Japanese looking, you know,

like the traditional Japanese paintings of

how they used to paint Japanese people

with that really pale skin and the

features on the face. They look like that.

In Osaka, I feel like people look more

brown and they got rounder faces. In

Fukuoka, they got much sharper faces. I

wonder why. Yeah,

the women are quite beautiful here.

Oh, sausages suck. Don't like

It's cold. I think it would be better if

it was warm.

Show us the food. It's gone. I destroyed

I don't understand. Why can't I stream

outside? I got a SIM card, it's got 4G.

Why did it keep lagging?

So now I'm worried, what if the guest

house doesn't have Wi-Fi and I have to use

my SIM card for internet?

How am I gonna stream?

I had a pocket Wi-Fi last year and I'm

pretty sure I thought it was rubbish, so I

got a SIM card. But last year when I got

SIM card It was good.

Maybe I should get SoftBank. Maybe Docomo

Maybe I'll go to the store again and get

SoftBank. Is Docomo rubbish? What's the

other one? Docomo, SoftBank.

And I forgot the other one.

Is there some kind of filter on this

streaming app? Because I look really good.

I think there's a filter.

No, there are filters, but it says off.

They got little Snapchat filters.

Like,

um,

face mask.

It's got Snapchat filters on it.

Wow, Yebisu beer is really good. It

definitely has a distinct flavor. It's not

just beer, it's like deep and rich.

Quite like it. It's expensive though,

it's like ¥250 versus

¥150 or ¥200.

The filter is pretty good, tracks your

face. What is that?

What else they have?

It's got like this weird— it looks like

I'm wearing makeup or something.

Why is it making my face look so pale?

I saw I got lipstick on.

How do I turn it off?

Hmm, bold filter?

No.

Whatever. What a boring day.

I woke up and I spent all morning trying

to set up a stream setup for outside,

and that was all a waste of time because I

tried and it kept lagging.

I wonder if I can warm up the sausages

with the hair dryer.

I think that actually worked. Uh,

it's still cold. What?

Why is it not— it warmed up the package

but not the sausage.

I wasted my money buying those sausages.

Now I will livestream outside Chihiro's

house until she agrees to meet.

How about that for content? I got this

sakura pudding.

It's a new product.

Every year Japan goes crazy for sakura.

Sakura pizza, sakura burger, sakura

Starbucks. Every damn

year. It's just some stupid flowers. Calm

Use the clothes iron. I don't think there

is one.

Um, where does Nobita live? Maybe I'll

track him down.

Check the closet.

There's no closet. There's no closet.

It's just a mirror.

Um, full up.

Okay, so I bought this

thinking, oh, I'm gonna have such a great

time doing my IRL stream, I'm gonna do 5,

6 hours. So I, I got a bit excited

and I bought the most expensive power bank

in the shop. And it doesn't work. It

doesn't turn on. How do I charge it?

It didn't come with a charger.

If you turn the kettle on without any

money in it, what happens? Does it turn

into an oven? Because it's got a heating

element in it, it'll get hot inside.

It'll be an oven, wouldn't it? Oh wow,

thanks, fish-shaped waffle.

I want to charge it, but how do you charge

it? Wasted my money now.

Uh, it came with a little bag and—

oh, a charge. Oh, USB to USB-C.

Nice. Wait, how do I charge it though?

I guess you— oh

wow, thanks Fishy, very generous.

Sorry my IRL failed. So do you think I

should try and fix the IRL thing or just

Is the phone a new purchase? No, I bought

it 2 years ago. Maybe I'll save

this one for later, if you know what I

OnlyFans relaunch.

Actually, OnlyFans removed my sausage up

the bum video and they gave me a warning.

They said you cannot use objects that are

not intended for penetration.

It's just a sausage.

Stupid OnlyFans. I thought on OnlyFans I

can do whatever I want. I can't even put a

sausage up my bum, and they removed my

spatula video, so I got banned from Airbnb

Why don't you ever go to America? Have you

seen the video on Twitter that's going

around recently? Big fat black girl beat

up a white girl and knocked her out, and

then she died, and then everyone around

her was just like filming it and fighting

each other. So she had a seizure on the

floor. No one even called 911. What is

wrong with America? Sick. They don't

even stop someone beating someone to

death. She was like slamming her head

against the ground and then she had a

seizure. Seen so many videos like that in

America.

Just looks crazy. They just beat each

other up to death on the street. When I

was a kid in the UK, yeah, we had

playground fights, but the kids didn't

beat each other to actual death. And the

teachers would step in when there was a

fight. They wouldn't just let it happen.

What's wrong with America? They're like

rabid animals. Kids at my school were

pretty rough, but they never smashed each

other's heads against the ground.

Sad. I can't believe it. That little girl

lost her whole life just because she hung

out with the wrong people.

I blame the parents.

If I had a kid, I wouldn't let him or her

hang around on the streets with a bunch of

Why are there so many of these videos

going around? I've seen a lot on Twitter,

just kids, usually black kids Attacking

other black kids or white kids until they

have a seizure.

Why, why aren't the kids who film it being

arrested or something? Just because

they're kids, they're too young to be

arrested. Let's try this sakura pudding.

Let's pray it.

I went

to 7-Eleven. I had to answer two

questions. Question one

was, "お袋どうされますか?" Means

what do you want to do about the bags?

I don't know, put it in the bag. Why are

you asking me? Because usually they split

the bags up for the hot food and the cold

food, but this time they asked me, so I

just said 一緒でいいです. Means put

it in the same bag. I don't give a fuck.

Literal translation.

And then she asked me 温めますか?

And I say hi. I mean, just put it in the

I'm going to the guest house in 2

weeks. Tomorrow I'm going on hot

boys summer adventure, so I won't be

around anymore. See you in 2 weeks.

Probably won't do any content. Be busy.

So this actually, I might stream tomorrow

before I get on the plane. So a long wait.

But now I'm really pissed off because

every time I stream outside, stupid thing

lags. Uh, sausage and strawberry. I don't

I don't know why my, my SIM card is so

weak. Why can't it just stream? I put it

down to 1000 bitrate.

Will you stream in the guest house? Maybe

in my room. I've got

to figure out how to do the internet. So

this is my new power bank. It's so heavy,

it's like a brick.

So how do you charge it? Maybe I

don't get it. What am I supposed to put in

there? USB-C from

the mains. Oh,

what if I put my 100-watt laptop charger

into it? Would that charge it?

It's not going to blow up, is it?

In, out, and out.

Oh, it's on.

I can't believe they called the company

Anchor. That sounds like another— oh look,

wait,

so we're charging. Oh look, even charges,

so it shows the charge rate by tiny

increments. We've already charged nearly

1%. Oh, it's going to take 57 minutes to

fully charge. We're charging at

90 watts. That's pretty cool, it's got a

little screen. We already

charged 1%. 53 minutes to fully charge.

Wow, look at

that. Nearly 2% already.

It's pretty fast. It costs $130.

I got 1% cashback though, so that's like

£1. It costs £100. I paid using my

Revolut, so it

gave me 1% cashback.

Whipped out my gold Revolut card. I said,

biza tsukaimasu ka?

Strawberry pudding and sausage.

Did you use tax exemption? Oh, that's what

he was asking me. He said something like,

nenzei, nenzei wa i desu. I said,

daijoubu desu. I guess that means I didn't

want it. But don't you have to leave?

Because in Thailand, when you get tax

exemption, you've got 60— no, you've got

30 days to claim it at the airport.

I don't know how Japan works.

How do you know? I guess he knew I was a

gaijin straight away because of my accent,

and my name was on my card. It said

Daniel.

How do I get the tax-free thing then?

Because I couldn't get it in Thailand

because I wasn't leaving Thailand fast

Look at this.

Why is it not focusing?

Born in 1890, Tokyo.

Wow, the beer was born, not created.

It was birthed out of a vagina.

Rich and mellow premium beer brewed from

100% fine malt and select hops with

Sapporo's traditional art. Well, the

English actually makes sense because

usually they've got really weird English.

On the beer cans. But this makes

sense. It's like they actually got a

foreigner to check before they released

Why get a refund and rebuy it?

I don't know why in Japan they called this

pudding. This is not pudding. This is like

jelly.

Pudding is like thick stodgy cake with

custard, like Christmas pudding.

Finished. Oh, I finished my dinner. How

much was that? ¥1,370.

Oh, £7. Kind of expensive.

It's like going to a restaurant almost.

They called it pudding, pudding, but it's

not what pudding is.

Yeah, if it's pudding, why don't they call

it pudding with a D? What does pudding

mean then?

Why you need 2 power banks when you

already have one? I left all my power

banks in Thailand because I broke one.

And the other 2 were just rubbish 30-watt

chargers. This is a 140-watt laptop

charger. Wow, it's already 11% charge.

Whoa,

stupid tripod, why does it keep falling

over?

It says it can charge a MacBook Pro

once.

Well, once you can get a whole charge

out of your MacBook Pro. You can charge 3

things at the same time. 140 watt.

They had all these smaller battery banks

there, but they only had 20 watts. That's

rubbish. Imagine charging your phone with

20 watts. It'll take 6 hours to charge.

I dropped one of my power banks in

Thailand and the thing just shattered.

All the stuff came out, so I put it in the

bin. And then the other one I did on a

stream, bought at market. That one's

rubbish. It takes like 6 hours to charge

my phone. Got scammed.

That thing cost about ¥10,000.

Waste of money.

You aren't supposed to bin batteries.

Well, that's not my job. I'm not the bin

man. It's their job to sort it out.

I feel like I shouldn't have bought this

now. I don't want to do IRL anymore.

I hate IRL. If I can't get the internet

sorted, then I can't do IRL.

5% alcohol.

I don't think I can return it. I opened

Okay, what else do I need to do?

Got this little book.

I guess I'll put the box in the bin.

I woke up really early yesterday. I mean

today. I woke up 5 AM and then I fell

asleep, woke up at 6 and then 7 and then 8

and then I finally woke up at 8.

I went to bed at 10 PM so I slept for like

8, 10, I think

I slept 10 hours. I was so tired.

I feel kind of drunk.

Okay.

Drunk Daniel doesn't talk. Yeah, the more

drunk I get, the more sleepy I get, and I

don't really have energy.

I wonder how many calories that was.

Probably 100-something for the beer.

They don't write the calories on food

here. In England, everything has calories.

Oh, 42 kcal. There's only 42 calories per

100 milliliters. How many milliliters is

it?

How do you know how many milliliters there

is in it? It's probably like 100.

And then my sausages, I don't know, 100.

And then the beef is probably like 300,

400. I probably ate only 700 calories

today. How am I still fat?

Yesterday I only had a sausage McMuffin,

which was probably 200 calories. I only

had 200 calories the whole day.

It's getting a bit cold. Might put the

I think beer just makes me feel worse.

It doesn't make me feel good. It tastes

good, that's why I want to drink it, but

then I feel drunk and I just feel like I

want to sleep.

It's getting a bit cold.

I don't know what it is about Japan

anymore, but I just don't

really feel excited to be here.

I don't know why.

The first few times I came here, I was so

excited. To speak Japanese and hear

Japanese. Now I just don't care.

Maybe life in any country is only fun when

you've got a girlfriend. When you're just

like sitting around alone, it's a bit

boring, isn't it?

Maybe life in Thailand with a girlfriend

is better than life in Japan without a

girlfriend. I just don't

really know what to do.

I need a room, nice quiet room with good

internet. That's all I want.

Do you miss your girlfriend? Uh,

yeah, I guess so. I miss my condo and

the internet as well.

My ideal and realistic life would be I got

great internet, got a good room, And it's

cheap and it's quiet and nice.

I can just focus on making YouTube videos

and streaming.

It's only thanks to Helldivers 2 I managed

to make some extra money.

But I think the game's kind of dead now.

She said— I think she's going tomorrow to

America. She hasn't talked to me much.

I still need to buy a jacket. I'm

freezing. It wasn't too cold today, but

when the wind blows, it was pretty cold.

Hair looks nice and shiny. Yeah, my hair

looks so much better today than yesterday

because I washed it today. Yesterday it

was all flattened because I had my hood up

in the plane and I looked all sweaty.

I had a nice hot shower.

Maybe the water in Japan is different. To

Thailand makes your hair shiny looking.

I think I'll have another bath tonight.

Oh, I forgot to buy bath salts.

When do you go to Blood the Buckets?

I can go April, I think.

I ran out of water. I have to drink the

So I guess I can't do live streams meeting

people because I'll just get stressed out

and it'll lag. So I don't know how to fix

it. I think

the prepaid SIM cards, they're not as good

as the normal SIM cards that Japanese

people have.

Do you think that's true?

I think they give the foreigners the

rubbish SIM cards. I paid ¥5,000

for 50GB and it can't even stream.

Without lagging. So what am I supposed to

use? When I had my contract SoftBank phone

that Chihiro got me, I never had any

problems streaming. I streamed a lot

outside. Every time I got kicked out—

no, I can't return it. I've already opened

it and used it.

Lost all my confidence now trying to do

IRL, because when you

get all the connection problems, it just

stresses you out, and then you feel like

giving up.

Oh, I caught my finger in the toenail

clipper.

I nearly cut my finger.

I could try getting a SoftBank SIM. I

don't know, I don't want to do IRL. Last

time I went to Yodobashi Camera and I got

the 50GB SIM card, but maybe it was a

different carrier. This time

I got Docomo. How's your Bitcoin

doing? I sold it. I sold it at 68,000.

What's that now? Uh,

72,000. I think it's gonna pull back

though, back down to like 55K.

And I needed yen, so I sold my Bitcoin and

I bought yen. I bought ¥36,000

and I just spent ¥20,000 on this battery

bank.

But if I don't IRL stream, then it was

pointless buying it.

What should I do?

I don't know why my SIM was so bad today.

Was it really laggy? Let me check.

How bad was it?

Oh my God, it's funny because it took me

16 minutes to set it up, but I had the

stream set to private whilst I was setting

it up. But when the stream ended and went

public, the beginning 16 minutes are still

there where I'm just standing around. I

was just— the first 60 minutes I was

standing there trying to sort out the

settings.

It looks okay.

This is not shaky. I've tried streaming at

1080p. Just open a Chrome tab

and you play the TTS through the Chrome

tab. In the background. It looks okay.

Was it really lagging that bad?

The quality looks good considering the

bitrate was so low. Fiddle with the

settings so it's optimized or something.

Why is it at 1080p though? Maybe that's

why it's lagging. I'm pretty sure I put it

down to 720p. Maybe I need to have a look

at the settings again.

Stupid battery bank.

Every time, anywhere I click on the

stream, I'm just moaning.

It doesn't seem too bad. Non-stop lag

and 50 viewers. So shit,

I'm just whining the whole time.

How do I have any viewers when I just

whine all the time? I don't get it. It

doesn't seem too bad. Maybe I need to

fiddle with the settings a bit more.

So I love— I mean, the quality looked

pretty good, but it doesn't need to look

so good. Then I

go outside and they don't fucking watch.

No wonder I lose subs all the time.

Imagine watching a YouTuber, he just

complains about his viewers all the time.

I'm such a rubbish YouTuber. I hate my

viewers and they don't fucking watch my

stream.

I can't stop myself. I know I shouldn't

say that, but if

I could control what I say, then I

wouldn't have gotten in so much trouble in

the first place, would I?

Oh, why is the on-screen chat frozen? Oh,

this thing's rubbish.

Turn off the on-screen chat.

Why does it freeze? I don't get it.

Are you going to meet your ex-wife? Yes,

we're going to have a reunion at Caesarea.

Naked. 1,000 likes and I meet her again.

There's no way Bitcoin keeps going up. I

think it's gonna go to all-time new high,

$72K, and then it's gonna crash,

and then I'll buy back in when it drops

back down to like $50K something.

Who's walking around dressed in black?

I thought you stopped streaming. Yeah, I

gave up on the IRL. It kept lagging, and

then it started to rain, and then I only

had 40% battery left, and I was hungry,

so I just gave up, came back to hotel,

got food. Finnish girl's

last video. She sounds so sad and

lonely. I don't know,

I don't really want to go all the way to

The room you're staying in is really bad.

Why? I think it's pretty good. Get free

porn on the TV.

I have to admit, I watched a few episodes.

I put the heating on 30 degrees so I feel

like I'm in Thailand again. It's so cold,

it's like, I don't know.

Oh my God, the value of yen is going up.

Why do I have the worst luck? I'm out of

Japan and yen gets really cheap. I come to

Japan, yen starts getting stronger. I sell

my Bitcoin, Bitcoin goes up.

Imagine now yen starts really

strengthening. I would be so pissed

because I got no money to just buy a load

of yen right now unless I use I don't

know, I can't even use the credit card on

I don't just have loads of money anymore

where I can just buy a load of yen.

I've only got— I've got ¥10,000

on my Revolut now.

How long can that last me?

If you eat out, you end up spending nearly

¥1,000.

It's like ¥800 for the meal and you get a

drink, a couple hundred. I could get 10

restaurant meals. I can't believe the

konbini was so expensive. ¥1,370 for

this food.

I only got a bento, 4 sausages,

a pudding, and a beer.

Well, I needed the yen,

and Bitcoin's only gone up a couple

percent since I sold it, so I missed out

on what, like £5? Oh no. I made a 45%

gain. I think it's pretty good. I was

buying around 40K, 45K, sold at 68K.

It's good enough.

I bet it keeps going up now. Oh,

pre-market.

Where's gold?

Gold should be doing well, but it's not.

I mean, gold spot is going up, but my gold

mining stock is not really doing much.

It's only up 0.25. Rubbish.

Looks like Chinese stocks are up a bit.

Ice said he'll meet you, your girlfriend,

in America. No, he didn't.

Only if I can meet Kimberly in a love

hotel. I don't know how Ice sets up his

dreams. I can't even set up a simple

stream on my phone, but he's got like a

Vision Pro. Did you see how he set up?

He's got a MacBook Pro or something in his

lap, in his backpack, and he's got a

screencaster. So I'm guessing he's

filming on his Vision Pro,

casting it to his MacBook, which is screen

recording it, and then he sends that

footage to his stream. It sounds so

complicated to set up.

I don't know why I can't even set up a

simple stream just to walk around.

Am I just really stupid or something?

Maybe I'll try again tomorrow. I don't

know what to do though. I just end up

walking round and round in circles

complaining because I get stressed out.

There's literally no point me doing IRL

because I don't talk to anyone.

I don't want to talk to anyone.

Maybe I want to talk to women, but then my

girlfriend will get mad. But I'm too

scared to talk to women. I don't know what

I like streaming in a room where I'm safe

and I'm not interrupted. I can just do

what I want and the internet is good.

I feel like if you go up to a stranger

here and and ask them for directions,

they'd probably have a— they'd probably

freak out and panic and run away.

People here seem so scared to interact

with strangers.

I'm not depressed, I'm just a bit

disappointed. With how my IRL stream went,

it was not good.

Why doesn't Shin get a Japanese boyfriend?

She's probably too tall. She's probably

taller than all the guys. How tall is she?

She's probably taller than me. Isn't she

like 1.7 something?

I'm into the chat thing.

Why is it really big?

I don't know, I have like this idea in my

mind where I do these fun things

and there's funny interactions and I

stream it and everyone's having a great

time, but then every time I try and do it

It's like a big failure.

I lag, disconnect, F, and then I get

nervous.

I don't know, I see Chris and Connor,

they go to fun places like weird bars,

smashing Tiles.

Sometimes I wish I could do that.

I don't want to do it. I just want to do

content.

I want to make fun content, but I don't

know what to do.

I can't get the stream thing to work

either.

I had a live view before and it was

rubbish. I put it in the bin. I tried it

in Thailand and it just kept doing that

weird green screen.

Maybe I'll just stay in my

room and leave the IRL to loud people.

Like ice. Can't do it.

How come when I met Blood Bucket, the

stream was fine, wasn't it? What was I

using then? I think I was

using the pocket Wi-Fi.

And I'm scared to stream because it might

I think it's kind of stressful streaming

and meeting people because You have to pay

attention to the stream but

also interact with the person you're

meeting without ignoring the chat.

I'd rather just focus on one thing at a

time. I wish I bought some chocolate. I

want some sweeties.

I gotta check out tomorrow, 10 AM. So

early. They said if you want to check out

late, it's ¥1,000 every hour.

I'm not gonna pay money just to stay in,

so I gotta leave at 10 AM. Oh my God.

And then I'll just go to the airport and

sit there until like 5 PM. What am I gonna

At least I've got the new battery bank.

Maybe I'll play Helldivers.

Oh look, the display rotates when

you move it around.

We're charging at 90 watts,

19 minutes until fully charged.

My favorite chocolate? I really like Twix

and Aero.

I don't even think me talking to someone

would be that interesting, would it?

Because I'm really bad at talking to

I'm really bad at asking questions.

What's that? Did you hear my stomach?

I'm really bad at asking questions because

I don't know what to ask.

I like it when people ask me a lot of

questions because then I can answer it,

and then I say, how about you?

Can we go outside soon? No, I just got

back from a disastrous attempt at going

outside.

Why is my stomach making that sound? I'm

not hungry.

No, I can't talk to people. I need

to give up trying to make content.

Pretending I'm someone else when I'm not.

I'm not Ice. I'm not that Japanese Takashi

street guy hiding in

my room talking to myself.

I think I'm best when something weird

happens and then I just talk about it. I

don't show it happening. I wait until it's

happened and then I talk about it. I think

that's when I'm at my best.

I think I'm— I think it's better when I

just let stuff happen, and then after it's

happened, I talk about it.

You made some hay off the angry old dude.

I think I made $15— no, $12.

For 15K views on a 30-second video, I

think I made like $12.

I think I need to arrange— I have to like

try and make something happen. And then

film it.

What went wrong with the stream outside?

I kept lagging. My battery bank that I

just bought was not even charged, and then

it started to rain, and then I got fed up.

I think it's raining tomorrow as well.

Maybe I stream at the airport.

So I leave at 10 and then I've got 7

hours. Oh my God, what am I gonna do for 7

hours?

Fukuoka Airport is pretty small as well,

so there's not much to do there.

Are you taking us to Shikoku?

Um, probably won't do anything because

the internet is gonna suck. If the

internet sucks in a city, I don't know

what it's gonna be like there. I don't

know, maybe let's just film a couple clips

here and there, and then I'll talk about—

do a stream when I get back to Osaka.

Probably won't bother, gonna be

Employees walk around for hours doing

nothing.

So see you next month.

See you in a few weeks, I guess.

I'll stream when I get back to Osaka,

and then

I got to start thinking about how to make

some money. Maybe Dragon's

Dogma 2 will get me some views. I don't

know if Helldivers would still work.

Getting less and less views doing

Helldivers.

I need toilet. I think that's why my

stomach's making the noise.

Next stream, maybe 2 weeks.

Well, maybe tomorrow because I'll be

Oh, my stomach hurts. I don't

know what I ate. I had a sausage egg

McMuffin yesterday, but surely it can't be

that. That was yesterday morning.

I had crisps last night and that biscuit

thing. Oh, it still hurts.

It can't have been this because I just ate

that. I didn't eat anything else today.

I don't even know what that was. It must

be in the crisps. There's no way I

ate that an hour ago and already pooped

See if my battery bank's charged, then we

go back out for midnight IRL. It's not

even midnight, it's 7 PM. I'm like an old

man, could be back home by 7.

The nightlife— my nightlife is experienced

at 5 PM. Imagine going back out there now.

It's cold and probably raining. I think

it's raining as well.

What SIM card does Homeless use? At least

his streams don't lag.

I need some fruit, I think. Some fiber.

I don't know why McDonald's is bad though.

It's just carbs, some meat,

an egg. What's wrong with an egg? It's

just a fried egg with a sausage burger in

some bread. Why is it bad for you?

It's like saying sandwich is bad for you.

I don't understand what's so bad about

McDonald's. It's literally just bread and

some beef with ketchup and the pickle in

It's hard eating vegetables when you don't

cook. I can't cook right now.

They don't put vegetables in stuff. They

put like a tiny bit.

I mean, we did buy some carrots and munch

on them. Okay, so battery

bank is at 97%. I can't believe it fully

charged in only an hour. That's crazy.

Now I'm going to use the battery bank to

charge my phone with the new cable.

This cable's way too short though. Look at

this. Do I need USB-C

to USB-C? Can't I just use normal USB?

Because I had a USB-C to USB-C, but I left

it in Bangkok. Maximum 140 watts.

So this is out. Is it

okay to charge your phone using a laptop?

Power bank. Wow, it's got

the blue super fast charging symbol.

Wait, which one's faster, C1 or C2?

It says it's charging at 5.7 watts.

That's not 140 watts. Watts?

I think I got scammed.

What if I use the other one?

Why is the output only 5.7 watts?

Now this one is not fast charging. It's

got green, the green charging symbol.

This one only charges at five watts.

Says it will take fourteen hours. What?

Or does it mean I've got fourteen hours

left? In the battery bank.

So that one's slow. Oh my God, I left my

USB-C to USB-C in Bangkok. I gotta buy

another one because this one's way

too short. Look, how's that gonna reach

from my bag into my phone?

Waste more money.

Why does it only charge at 5.8 watts?

Oh, it's got stats on it. 42 Celsius.

Hmm, it's a no.

So what kind of content should I make

I don't know,

why does all the content have to be about

meeting people?

I think I want to focus on trying

to fix my IRL to make it work, and then

maybe we can do stuff.

I'm sorry, that viewer said we could

livestream the road trip, but I don't

think I'd want to do that now. It would

just be annoying. Imagine it keep lagging

and effing down, getting stressed out.

Maybe I just vlog it.

Live streaming is tiring. You're

constantly on camera, you can't pause it,

and then you always have to worry about

stupid connection.

Maybe I'll just vlog it.

And then whine about how boring it was

afterwards on stream.

It seems like Essex Girl watches my

streams, cuz you remember last stream I

said maybe I'll expose her, and she

suddenly started messaging me. I didn't

think she was watching. Fine, I won't

expose you then.

Yet. Maybe in 10 years I'll exposure.

Have you been on the bullet trains? Yeah,

I've been on a few. After the Hong Kong

guy argument, I stormed out on Chihiro and

I went to Shin-Osaka, got the bullet train

to Hakata, and then I went to Oita so

I could stand outside my ex-girlfriend's

apartment. It was so random. I spent

hundreds of dollars just to go all the way

to Oita for nothing, and then

went all the way back for Christmas. That

trip must have cost me hundreds.

Gonna do a road trip with a viewer.

They said I could stay at their place as

well, but I think the guest house would be

better. I seem to be getting a

few offers to stay at people's houses.

Is Ice

still streaming?

Lost connection. His timer's only got 3

hours left. Do you think it's gonna end

today? See,

even Ice disconnects, not just me.

That's the problem being a streamer,

you're always being hamstrung by

internet connection.

Subreddit started to harass Bloodbath.

Fuck it. Yeah, that's what they do.

Anytime— as soon as there's anyone who

likes me or does

things to help me, then they'll start

attacking them to

try and drive them away. They'll call them

ugly, call them weird, Say they've got

mental problems.

But if there's someone who hates me, like

Chihiro, then they'll sing all

kinds of praises for Chihiro. You see,

they never badmouth Chihiro. You notice

that? Because Chihiro was always like

kicking me out. And trying

to stop me from doing what I do or

fighting with me. So they always cheered

on Chihiro, but then anytime there's

someone who likes me, they'll go on like

attack mode against them to try and drive

So lame.

It's funny how they hate me for certain

reasons, but then they also do the things

that they hate me for, but they take it a

step further. I never harass anyone.

I just complained maybe if I didn't like

them very much, but I don't

go out my way to harass them.

It's funny that people on the Reddit are

worse than me, but they hate me because

I'm a bad person.

Don't know how they make any sense.

It's like, imagine You

punch kids and then you hate some guy

because he punches his kid or something.

Why would you hate someone when you do the

same stuff that you hate the person for?

So weird.

Unfortunately, we can't get rid of it.

We— one of them got banned, but then they

just made another one.

On. So it's annoying because sometimes

I have to suffer Because of what they

said, even though I didn't say anything.

Yeah, Mila dumped me because this stupid

subreddit was bullying her. So stupid,

isn't it?

Why punish me? I didn't say anything bad.

It's not my fault I've got a weird

subreddit of people who hate me.

It's weird because, I mean, even Johnny

Somali doesn't have a hate subreddit,

does he?

Way more people hate Johnny Somali, but

they don't hate him as much to make a

subreddit dedicated to following him for

years that I know of. Even Onision, I

don't think he has a hate subreddit. I

don't know why there's people who are so

obsessed with hating me.

These, um, these Kick streamers are way

worse than me. Like that Harrison guy,

why don't they go hate on him as well?

He's also a sexpat, but he sleeps

with loads of women every week or

something and gets HIV or something,

and he's white.

So he's like the reason why us half-Asians

exist. Why don't they go hate on him? Why

are they hating on me?

If they hate being half-Asian so much,

they should go hate some white expat who

is the reason why we exist, not hate on

me. It's not my fault.

Do you own the sub? No, it's not

I think Reddit should just have a rule

that you're not allowed to have subs that—

I mean, you're not supposed to have subs

that harass people. But if it's a small

sub, then they don't seem to care. They

don't ban it. What did the other one get

banned for? What were they doing then to

get it banned?

Oh, whatever. Are you looking forward

to your sister's wedding? Not really, to

be honest. Yeah, I can't wait.

150 people descending upon my house.

Great. I'm looking forward to seeing my