[Tekken 8] NEET Becomes the most powerful Yoshimitsu player in the world [JtxTJw9nkgg]

Testing,

testing.

Testing.

Testing,

testing.

Is it working?

Oh, it's hot today.

I'm sweating.

What game is this?

Doesn't it say in the title?

It says Tekken 8 in the title, I'm pretty

sure.

Look, Tekken 8.

How the heck is that Tekken?

It's the new Tekken MMO game.

You didn't know?

How is it

Tekken.

Oh look, it's the anime man Joey.

That actually looks like him as well, the

glasses and the hair.

What if that's actually the anime man?

That'd be funny.

No, anime man wouldn't play Tekken.

He's too much of a weeb.

He's too much of like a soy boy gamer.

Soy boy weeb gamers don't like Tekken.

They like stuff like Persona 3 and

Pokémon.

They don't play Tekken.

Tekken's too cool for people like that.

I didn't know what to do today, so I

thought we'd play Tekken,

do ranked matches.

Why not?

Don't know if it's recording the sound for

the game.

Why is there only 20 people?

Because I only just started like 5 minutes

ago.

Plus it's tech.

I'm getting déjà vu.

I swear I've done this before, and then I

got mad because I only had like 20

viewers, and then I was like, oh, this is

why I never play games on my stream.

People keep saying, why don't you play

games in your stream?

I'll show you why.

I'll show you exactly why I don't play

games on stream.

You'll see.

You'll see exactly why.

Today, and then I'll be like, I told you

so,

idiot.

Don't get any bloody viewers when I play

games.

Although my little green screen software

is pretty cool, isn't it?

I can also do this.

Watch.

Background.

I can do mosaic.

Look, if I didn't want to dox myself, I

can do this.

That's great.

Why didn't I do this when I first came

here when I was scared of being doxxed?

Look at that.

You would have no idea where I live and

you can still see me.

This is what I'm thinking of doing in

Japan when I stream because I don't know

if I really want to dox myself.

Oh, we got a match.

Oh crap, I'm not ready.

He's probably not going to accept it.

This game is so annoying because it takes

forever to see

It takes forever to find a match and then

they don't accept it.

Stupid idiots.

I have to look at my phone for the chat.

I stole Elisa Chung's title.

Well, it works for her, maybe it'll work

for me.

Would you like to buy Apple Vision Pro?

No.

As someone who loves tech and wasting

money, I am not in the slightest

interested in the Vision Pro

because I hate things that mess up my

hair.

Hats, helmets, headsets— no thanks.

But this does not hide anything.

That doesn't help protect me from doxxing

at all.

You can still see it.

Put it on green screen.

I look like I got a deformed alien arm or

something.

Hello.

We can't see the game.

Thought you had financial issues, why did

you buy Tekken 8?

Because I'm a gamer, gaming YouTuber, it's

a business expense.

I made a few videos about it on my gaming

channel.

I basically already paid for it.

Okay, I just paid half of it.

I made like $30.

Leave me alone.

I'm not famous anymore.

At least I get 50% off video games just by

making a video about it.

Think on the bright side.

I just stand here whilst I wait for a

match.

Uh, where— how about if I put the chat on

screen?

Browser full.

Why does your character look like an Oompa

Loompa?

I didn't really design it.

I don't really care what the hub character

looks like.

I'm waiting to get, get into a match, but

there's nothing happening.

I got to the first rank, though it's

Ichidan.

Ichidan.

The first rank in karate is like ichidan,

isn't it?

I came up with an amazing Japanese joke.

If you want to steal it, I don't mind.

So there's a place in Tokyo called Meiji

Jingu, Meiji Shrine, and Meiji Jingu

sounds a bit like amazing Amazingu in

Japanese.

Amazing is amazingu.

So if you want to take my joke, guaranteed

to crack up some Japanese people.

Japanese people love puns, or dajares,

dajare as it's known.

They love that stuff.

It's kind of cheesy, but they really crack

up.

Say, I recommend Meiji Jingu, it's

amazingu.

So lame.

That's how I get the ladies.

Well, this is going great.

I can't find a stupid match.

So did you like my new video?

Oh, I got a match.

Asia 2.

Why do they— oh, he accepted!

Finally.

I'll show you my skills.

I only just started playing Yoshimitsu a

couple days ago.

I was maining Lily, but I got bored of

her.

I'm against Lily!

Stupidly.

I'm an expert at Lily, so I shouldn't be

having troubles against another Lily.

But I'm kind of new to Yoshimitsu, so—

Doesn't she look like Mina?

Look at my character, I look cool.

I look like an alien.

I don't know if you can hear the sound,

like, but I do this cheese trap, tap her.

Okay, I'm gonna concentrate.

I can't even move.

And then I just spam this.

Oh, I got it.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Get her up!

Oh, I got her!

Did you see that right at the end?

That was so cheesy.

I pressed the wrong button because I'm

facing the wrong way now.

She got me.

I think she got me.

I don't like it, I'm on the right side,

everything flips.

I love that move, it's so cheesy.

What?

Stop that, I can't focus.

What is that?

She's just spamming the same move over and

over.

Oh my God, I'm gonna accidentally swear.

That was

so

stupid.

Rematch.

Okay, this time I'm gonna focus.

I'm gonna spam this move.

Oh, I spammed the wrong one.

Oh.

Oh, for God's sake.

Oh my God, this person's too good.

She's got 61,000 Tekken points.

Fight!

And then she blocks every, everything.

What?

Oh, come on, come on.

Oh,

I hate

this

game.

Yeah, I'm done.

This person's way too— it's way too good.

This game's so stupid.

Look, I'm just a beginner, first dan, and

then this person's like rank 4.

Why do they even match me against this

stupid no-life fucking loser?

I hate people like that.

They've got no life.

They play stupid Tekken all life because

they're stupid fucking losers.

Stupid fucking game.

Now I get demonetized.

I hate this stupid game.

Demonetized.

This game sucks.

Yeah, I wish I was the girl.

Lily was my main character and I was

pretty good, but then I got bored.

I know how to do the combos, but I can't

do any of the combos.

'Cause they take so damn long to do, I get

punched in the face!

All the Yoshimitsu combos take forever to

do.

The only quick ones are those jabs.

Like 1, 1.

1, 1.

You got 1, 1, and you got 2, 1, and 1, 2,

1, and 2, 1.

That's it.

And then the other ones take so long you

never get them off.

Unless you're insanely lucky.

Well, the other person's a noob.

Wait, did I get a dono?

I wasn't watching.

Uh, how do I check my donos after I get

them?

Maybe Streamlabs.

God, this game is so annoying because they

juggle you and you can't move,

and then you lose half your health.

And then they block everything you do back

to them.

She literally blocks everything I did.

I went low, she blocks.

I went middle, she blocks.

How does she know exactly what I'm gonna

do?

Oh, I got $1 from LA Knight.

Thanks.

I don't know why you can't do practice.

Oh, you gotta do the other thing, the

practice mode, not the hub mode.

Maybe I'll do the practice mode and wait

in the lobby there, not this one.

You'll do online and do ranked match.

Look, I made a Lily, customized Lily, and

I made her look just like Mila.

So if you want to see Mila getting beat

the crap out of, you could do that.

But I made a Mila Lily.

Look at her.

Look, doesn't she look just like Mila?

Apart from she's actually got a bum.

She looks like Mila.

I gave her the Japanese high school girl

uniform as well.

Now I'm bored of Lily, I want to play

Yoshimitsu.

What server are you on?

I think I'm on— I don't know, there's no

servers

unless you go to that hub mode, but I left

it.

What do you mean she doesn't look like

her?

She looks just like her.

So the brown hair and the fringe.

Okay, so I'll show you the combos for

Yoshimitsu.

You got this one, this is the safest

because it's really quick.

And then you got, you got this kind of

undercut, that, that's pretty good, but

for some reason they always seem to block

it.

And then you got this one, 1, 2, 1.

And then you got Tutu,

but then he puts his sword away.

And then you got this one.

I can never get it off because they're

always just slapping me in the face.

And then

where else you got?

You got the bitch slap, which I quite

like, and you got the spinning kick thing,

and then you've got this, like, uppercut—

I mean, sword combo and uppercut.

And also helicopter mode.

I can't get any of the damn combos off

because every time the enemy's in my face

like that, just bitch slapping me, they

And I can't move.

If I try and do a lengthy combo like that,

it just won't work.

So all I can do is like spam that and spam

this,

or maybe do that like this.

That's all I can do.

I don't know how to launch them to do—

start doing my own combo.

How do you launch them?

All I know is this one, but it takes

forever.

Look, 21 attack startup frames.

Takes forever.

Let me move my face out of the way.

Uh, what else can I do?

Oh, I can do that, and then I could chain

it into— I can't, I keep missing it.

That's kind of a combo, but I don't know

how to keep bouncing them and juggling

like the other people.

I can do that, I can do like a 3-hit.

I can do a 4-hit.

Then you got some kicks, but none of the

kicks go into combos.

Found a match.

What does Owlid Mouse— I just randomly

bashed in a type— I mean, a name.

Don't really care about my name.

Yoshimitsu is— I don't know, it's not

hard, it's just he doesn't have a lot of

Combos that I know.

I know that that's rubbish, but 35 startup

frames, so long.

Oh, down and 2 does it.

Middle, that one.

I can do a 2-hit like this.

Did your girlfriend get mad at your vid?

I don't know if she's seen it yet.

I don't think she would get mad because I

didn't say anything that was mean, did I?

Although she might get upset people saying

in the comments stuff like Like she's

cheating or something.

My sister messaged me once.

She said— she screenshot one of the mean

comments and she said, why don't you

delete these comments?

I would be upset if I was her.

And I said, that's like the whole thing

about my channel is

my viewers are mean to me and they like

shit on me.

It's like the whole thing is you call me a

loser and stuff like that.

If I did that, I'd have to end up deleting

and banning everyone.

That's like part of the fun of watching my

channel, is you go down to the comment

section and everyone's just like being

mean to me.

People don't get my channel.

Like my sister, my mum, my girlfriend's

always saying,

oh, your viewers are not nice, you should

make nice videos, get nice

viewers?

Why can't you have nice viewers?

It's better than having no viewers.

I'd rather have not nice viewers than no

viewers.

Maybe I go back to Lily.

I keep sucking with the shields.

I'm not very good with

All I can do is a stupid boring combo like

that or this.

I don't really care about the comments.

If I'm getting a load of comments, that

means I've done a good job at making an

interesting video.

People found it interesting enough to want

to leave a comment, so I feel like, okay,

I did a good job.

I don't care if they're like mean

comments.

It's your opinion, you can have it.

If you think my girlfriend's gonna cheat

on me, I don't really care.

It's what you think.

I don't think it.

It's called the art of trolling.

People don't get it, do they?

Why can't I get a damn match?

It's taken, what, 10 minutes to get one

match?

At

least I can talk in between looking for a

match.

Are you afraid Sabrina's gonna get

divorced?

No way.

I wouldn't really care, it's her life.

You paid $76 for this game?

Did I?

No, it's like £55.

What is that in dollars?

Oh crap, it is $70.

That's like a quarter of what I make on

YouTube on the main channel.

Damn,

I've only made about $30 from my Tekken

review.

Game's getting expensive.

Why is it so hot today?

I look like I've got no arms.

Hmm, that's what I was thinking.

I sell the laptop and I don't game.

Because

I make money from the gaming videos, but I

lose more money because I— I mean, I spend

more money buying the game than I make on

the game videos.

So I'm just losing money,

really.

Then playing the game, finding some other

form of content.

Yeah, no one cares about They're like, oh,

don't play game, boring.

I don't know why so many of my viewers, as

soon as they see a game, they're like, oh,

boring, click off.

I don't get it.

Everyone loves games.

What's wrong with you people?

Even the sight of a game gets my viewers

to just click off.

It's insane.

They're like, no game, your video games

are bad.

You have to go to school and get a job.

That's what my viewers are like.

Everyone just nonstop telling me to get a

job and go back to university instead of

having fun.

I don't know what's wrong with my viewers

sometimes.

Oh, I got a match.

Oh, why didn't you tell me?

Stupid idiot game.

Where's the sound?

It only gives you 10 seconds to accept the

match.

At least you're making dollars streaming

it.

Yeah, like $2.

No one donates anymore.

My stream keeps getting demonetized,

so I have to set it to private, wait for

it to go green, and then even when it's

green, it'll make like $20.

But I don't know what else to do.

I wanna make a video, 'cause at least

that's 100% guaranteed to make some money.

But I don't know what to make a video

about.

I gotta talk a lot about a topic, but I'm

all out of topics.

If I just had some topic that I could

really get into— I just don't know what to

talk about.

Why is it so easy when the enemy doesn't

move?

Why does it keep saying connection quality

did not meet selected conditions?

Are they saying my internet's bad?

Because I put no restrictions.

How'd you check your internet?

Because I got 500 upload and download.

How's my internet bad?

Oh, did you see Chihiro posted new stories

on Instagram?

She's looking kind of hot, not gonna lie.

She went to Kagoshima.

It looks like she went with her mum.

I'm not sure.

She went to the Kagoshima Onsen and then

took some videos of food.

Don't know if you follow her Instagram.

500 up and down should easily be able to

stream and play a game.

Don't know why I'm getting rejected

because of my connection.

Do I have the VPN on or something?

I really feel like this computer is not

good enough for this.

It's able to do it, but it's so hot.

It's like 80 degrees and it feels a bit

stuttery.

I'm gonna need a new laptop.

You seem depressed.

Because I'm bored.

There's nothing to talk about.

Nothing happens in my life anymore.

The only thing happening is I'm going to

Japan next month,

but probably nothing will happen there

either.

I don't know why matchmaking's taking so

long.

Maybe because it's— is it matching me in

Asia and everyone's at work right now?

If I go back to the Tekken,

the Tekken Hall, whatever it's called.

I tried playing Persona 3, the new one.

It's so boring.

It's like watching non-stop cutscenes and

dialogues, and then you do boring

turn-based combat.

I don't know how people like that game.

Persona is probably the shittest game

ever.

The only good thing is it's in Japan, so

if you like Japan, it'll be cool.

The game's so boring though.

The Korean woman gave me dick cheese for

like a week.

It was so bad.

I

don't know what's wrong with her yeast.

I had such a bad reaction to her yeast.

It was so bad, like the skin on my actual

Dickhead was peeling off.

I couldn't use it.

It's probably the worst—

what's it called— jock itch I ever had.

It was so bad.

I had to keep washing it to like keep it

clean.

When you're bored, do something about it.

But I don't know what to do.

Do what?

The only thing interesting about life is

when there's people involved and you got

some drama.

But I don't meet anyone because I'm very

antisocial.

I don't like meeting people.

I don't like people.

I don't want to be like Ice and have to

hang around with a bunch of weirdos just

to get content.

Why can't I just be a gamer?

Oh my God,

every time I get a match I'm not looking

because I'm looking at the livestream

chat.

I'm looking at the live chat— I mean the

livestream replay— and because it's

slightly delayed.

Do you think having goals and working

makes life more fun?

Yeah, if there's something you really want

to do.

Like, I really wanted to get good at

Tekken, so I played it all day and I got

pretty good, but then I got bored, so I

changed my character.

Now I suck again.

Story of my life, isn't

Oh, I got match.

Asia 2.

Oh, we got match.

Ah, now I'm just gonna rage again.

Okay, this time don't distract me.

Oh, I hate Jin.

Jin is so annoying.

He just keeps uppercutting you.

I'm just gonna spam my low spinning kick.

Strength.

I hate Jin so much.

He's like the most basic, easy character

to play.

Look, how does he know I'm gonna do that?

But here comes the stupid uppercut.

Oh, I got

him!

Haha, I got him!

Oh, I got a combo!

Oh, I nearly got a combo.

He blocks everything.

I got this.

This guy sucks.

What the hell?

He just stood there.

This guy's a noob.

Oh, he's 2nd Dan.

I'm Itchy Dan.

He doesn't seem to know any combos either.

I like these people.

I can actually do stuff.

Or is he not taking me seriously because

I'm playing like a noob?

Why do you keep blocking everything?

Grabs.

I think grabs should be removed from the

game.

Grabs just ruin the game, don't you think?

Ugh, I don't like Yoshimitsu.

I think I'll go back to Lily.

Yoshimitsu is kind of boring.

At least that hit actually connects.

This game sucks.

I think I'm gonna go back to Lily.

I don't want to play Yoshimitsu.

I'm quitting.

Look, I'll play Lily and I'll show you how

easy it is.

Yoshimitsu is rubbish.

Plays Mila.

God, why is Yoshimitsu so rubbish?

He's got like no uppercuts.

All you can do is like a 2-hit slash and

then a couple kicks and some stupid moves

where you spin around.

Read the chat.

Your mind has been fried from being

overstimulated.

Yeah, the only fun thing to do is watch

porn.

I watch it like 3 times a day now.

Everything else is boring.

I'll show you how good I am at Lily.

Games and porn, what a life.

I wish I could do something productive.

I don't know what to do.

Everything's hard and boring.

I wanted to make a game, but that got

boring.

I wanted to make a manga, but that got

boring.

Why does everything get boring and then

you don't feel like doing it anymore?

And then because you don't want to do it,

you start sucking at it.

It's so hard to maintain the commitment.

That's why I don't know what to do.

Why did they not accept the stupid match?

I was looking at apartments in Malaysia.

They're really cheap for a whole month in

Bukit Bintang, which is a nice part of

Kuala Lumpur.

It's like £300, £250.

But I can only stay in Malaysia for 30

days without a visa.

It's not very long.

I can stay in Singapore 90 days, but

Singapore is so damn expensive.

For an apartment, you're spending like

£2,000.

South Korea, I can stay for 90 days and

it's pretty cheap, but I don't like South

Korea.

Stupid old Korean woman elbowed me in the

back just because I was walking slow.

They're so rude.

Spit all the time, talk loud on the phone,

in the train.

You go into a shop and they, they just

look angry all the time.

And they speak like— they sound like

they're pissed off all the time.

Or they'll speak in Korean really quickly

and I'll be like, what?

And they'll just say it again in Korean.

I don't speak Korean, idiot.

I mean, I do, but I don't speak it that

good.

I don't like Korea.

I went into 7-Eleven to buy some food.

She asked me if I wanted a بنير بونجي,

which means plastic bag, and I said 네,

which means yes.

But then she didn't give me one, and I was

like, where's my bag?

So I just walked out the store carrying

all the things in my hands, and then I put

them in my pockets.

I bought like a banana, an apple, and A

bento, packet crisps.

I was too scared to ask for a bag because

she looked— she was like 20-something,

30-something Korean woman, and she just

looked really annoyed.

They're like, 미니물 주피지세요?

And you're like, what?

I don't understand.

I said yes, but it probably meant no.

In Korea, yes means no.

It's like they're asking you,

you don't need a bag?

And I said yes, which means I don't need

one.

Korean girls are hot?

Nah, I think Thai girls are hotter.

Korean women look like—

they're either really ugly or they look

like they've had loads of surgery.

And they've got that weird nose

and that weird pointy chin.

There's not much in between.

They usually have like massive cheeks

and really flat hair.

I don't find them attractive.

And they've got really pale skin, which I

don't like.

They've got like really black hair and

really pale skin.

I'm not a fan of that.

And they've got rubbish personalities and

attitudes.

They eat disgustingly, like, like that.

That's how they always eat.

You can always tell there's Korean people

in the room when you can hear that sound.

Why do they eat like that?

Like they're sucking their teeth.

Okay, I'll show how Africa— how do people

in Africa play Tekken?

Shouldn't they be walking 5 miles to get

water?

Okay, let's show how good I am at— this is

the same guy, Salt Bucket.

Is that Blood Bucket's friend?

Salt Bucket, what's with all the buckets?

Okay, I'll show you my tips for Lily if I

can remember the moves.

It's been a while now.

So this is my favorite move.

Actually, I've forgotten the moves.

What are the moves?

Oh crap, I think I've forgotten.

Oh, I got him!

Oh, and then you go Like that.

Somersault, back kick.

I screwed up

the combo.

Oh, oh, I got him again!

No, I missed the low kick.

Come

on, Lily, come on, Lily,

come on, stop!

Why is he just standing there?

I think he gave up because we ran out of

time.

Has he gone AFK?

You stupid bitch.

He's gone AFK because I beat him so bad.

Or did he just— I think he rage quit.

Did he rage quit?

Let me practice what the other combo was

because I forgot it.

I think it was this one, and then— oh

yeah, this one.

I get confused now because I've just

played Yoshimitsu.

I better beat him so I get the points.

I can't even hit him, he keeps blocking.

At least I get the points.

Why's he gone AFK?

Maybe his African internet failed.

Come on, dive.

Wow, I got promoted.

Oh, he rematched.

Is he back?

Why did he go AFK?

When you're gonna play Palworld?

Yeah, maybe I'll play Palworld next time.

Is he back now?

Why did he let me win?

Oh, he's

back.

Oh, oh, oh,

he's actually good.

He can do those juggling combos.

When they can do that, then you know

they're kind of good.

He's now just spamming the same move.

Go off!

I hate it when that happens because it— I

don't know what's gonna happen.

Oh,

not again.

I don't know what to do.

Oh, I got him.

Let's go, man!

Oh,

oh, I got him!

Did you see that?

Oh, it's gonna be close.

Oh, this one's good.

And then watch this.

Oh.

I got him.

See, did I win the whole match?

Yeah, I did.

Salt bucket?

More like cum bucket.

Go back to Africa.

God, that was scary.

I thought I was gonna lose that.

My hands are sweaty.

I'm sweating all over my laptop stickers

and Like the paint on the sticker is

eroding away.

This is gonna hurt my resale value.

Gosh, I feel mentally tired from that.

What laptop do you have?

I have the ASUS X13 Flow.

I'm trying to sell it.

I keep getting people messaging me on

Facebook and they ask if I still have it

and I say yes and then they ignore me.

Or they'll say, nice, I will let you know

later.

Yeah, you're just not interested, aren't

you?

Why message me if you're not interested?

Wasting my time.

I think it'll be hard to sell this.

Not many people want an ASUS X13.

No one even knows what it is.

Selling a MacBook's easy because everyone

wants a MacBook.

I want to get the new MacBook Air in March

when it comes out,

but then I can't play games.

What do I do?

Got a friend request.

Dr.

Tanti,

who's that?

I still don't really know what I want to

do.

Sometimes I want to ditch the laptop and

not play games 'Cause it just makes me

angry.

Gaming costs me money, it makes me angry,

and then I binge play it, and then I play

it, I feel crap afterwards.

I feel like, yeah, I just wasted my whole

day.

But I don't know what else to do.

What am I gonna do?

Focus on making videos.

I don't know what to make a video about.

Why settle for just one?

Because I'm lazy and I don't want to have

a really heavy backpack.

I want the lightest backpack I can get.

Oh, I got Turkish food.

Remember last stream I was talking about

Turkish food?

I ended up ordering it and it was rubbish.

It was like $16 for 3— no, 2 skewers and

some bits of chicken, and it just had a

big onion with it, like half an onion and

a big green chili.

And then it also had a pita falafel

sandwich, which was rubbish.

Falafels are disgusting.

I thought it was a meatball.

A falafel meatball doesn't have any meat

in it.

It's like some kind of bean, like a bean

greeny thing mashed up and shaped into a

meatball.

The pita bread was good because it's just

bread, isn't it?

The only good thing was the lamb skewer.

Everything else was rubbish.

And then the yellow biryani rice was like

very pale yellow, very not very flavorful.

And then I let my girlfriend have some and

She didn't like it.

She kept making these weird faces when she

was eating it, like— she said it was

weird.

Not worth it.

Very disappointed.

Every time I get hungry, I go on Grab and

I look at all this delicious food, and

then it comes and it never looks like the

picture, and then it just Feels like you

wasted a load of money when I could have

made my own food that tastes better.

Do not go on Grab when you're hungry.

I'm just gonna buy some shawarma powder

and make my own kebab.

How hard can it be?

I said next time let's try African food.

What do they even have?

Like Ethiopian food?

It's usually like some kind of mush.

With rice and they scoop it up using their

fingers and then they have some kind of

bread pancake with it,

like a bread wrap.

I might have to go food shopping today.

I have no more food in the fridge.

So I was thinking for my digital nomad

life, I do 180 days in Japan and then I

do—

I can only stay in Thailand for 30 days

without visa, but I can extend it if I go

to immigration.

I can extend it to, I

think,

65 days.

But then I gotta sit in immigration for

hours.

I had to go to immigration so many times

and it was so boring.

One time it took all day.

Didn't I have to come back the next day?

No, I didn't.

Or did I?

I think I was lucky and I went early

enough.

Some people came late and they ended up

queuing up all day, and then

it got too late, so they had to shut until

everyone's come back the next day.

But I had to— they had a lunch break, so I

had to wait for them to finish their lunch

break and then come back.

That was— what visa was that?

Forgot now.

I went there so many times.

Maybe it was to

extend something.

Yeah, I went there like 8 AM in the

morning and then I left probably 4 PM.

It took all day queuing, queuing, filling

out these papers.

Then they say, oh, you didn't do this one,

or you haven't got this paper, or they

tell you you're in the wrong place because

they've got 2 immigrations there.

They've got one in Division 1, the big

government complex, and they've got

another one in Laksi IT City shopping

center on the 3rd floor.

And then the internet said go to Laksi,

and then when I got there they said, oh,

you're at the wrong place.

I queued up for such a long time and got

to the desk, and then they say I'm at the

wrong place.

So then I had to get a taxi all the way to

Division 1.

Queue up again.

Very annoying.

I think I went to immigration in Thailand

like 5 times,

so I can go to Korea for 90 days.

Maybe I can learn to love Korea because a

lot of people do love Korea.

Maybe I'm just not doing it right.

I've been to Korea like 6 times and I

hated it every time.

I just went because I had a free place to

live and it was better than going home.

Malaysia, I can only stay there for 30

days.

What about Taiwan?

How long can I stay there?

How long British people can stay Taiwan

without visa?

90 days.

Oh, interesting.

It's just night.

Taiwan is expanding.

Expensive.

There's no cheap apartments.

Malaysia has loads of cheap apartments.

Maybe I'll go back to the UK for a couple

months.

Maybe I slum it out in a dormitory.

Even the dormitories are expensive, like

£400 a month.

For Taiwan and Singapore.

I have no idea why anyone would want to go

to America.

It looks so boring.

Well, different strokes for different

folks, I guess.

Maybe if you're from Asia, then America

seems interesting.

What can possibly be interesting about

America?

It's just the same as Europe, but weirder.

Basically, all the crazy people from

Europe went to America and built America.

Like, all the weirdo Irish people Isn't it

like 80% of the white people that

immigrated to America were Irish because

of the Potato Famine?

That's why there's so many Irish people in

America.

They all came from the Potato Famine, and

they will hate the British because the

British oppressed them.

And then you've got a bunch of Germans.

Bunch of English.

I think that's where the American accent

comes from.

It's like an offshoot of the Irish accent

because Irish people say the, the R like

the hard R, like car.

I went very far in my car.

Only Irish and Americans say R like that.

Car.

It's a really weird way of saying it.

And pirates, they say the R sound.

I can't believe it's taking such a long

time to get a match.

I've only done 2 games and I've streamed

for an hour.

An hour of streaming, I only got 2 games.

That's insane.

Your title is almost identical to Lisa

Trump.

Wow, what a coincidence!

We must be soulmates.

Definitely didn't just copy and paste her

title.

You know, I've been doing that a lot

recently.

Basically every video on my second channel

is just a copy and paste, exact copy and

paste, and it kind of works.

I got 4K views on my Palworld video.

Someone said Tekken Ball sucks balls in

the chat.

How do I chat?

Matchmaking in this game sucks.

I've done 2 games in 1 hour.

Where the hell is everyone?

This game's rubbish.

It doesn't usually take this long.

Sometimes this happens.

You've got to stop matchmaking and then

matchmake again, and then you find a

match.

I don't know why, but it's like it gets

bugged and doesn't matchmake you when

you're matchmaking.

How can I not find a single match?

This is crazy.

Maybe I'll play Palworld instead.

I went into the Europe— I mean, the Europe

server.

Maybe I changed server,

but just because you go into the Europe

server doesn't mean they only match you

against Europe.

They match me against Africans and Asians.

What about

Japan?

What about America?

America is evening right now, isn't it?

The American chat room is always really

chatty.

So we'll find a match now.

There's barely anyone here.

Daniel wasting his 30s away playing video

games.

What do you recommend I do?

People keep saying get a job, but I can't

get a job in Thailand, can I?

I'm just waiting until I can go to Japan

already.

I've got like 35 days roughly.

There's literally nothing to do in

Thailand apart from go shopping.

Get a massage.

What else?

Let's do—

what I do in Japan, that's the thing.

I don't know, the same.

Go for a walk.

Maybe I'd probably be more interested in

streaming and stuff.

America.

Yeah, I think there's more Americans

playing right now,

but isn't it gonna be laggy?

What will you do in Japan?

I have no idea.

Vlog my life.

Oh, I hate Azucena.

She's so annoying.

She keeps ducking and She's so cocky with

her little dance.

Oh, she's kind of hot.

She looks like that.

The game feels laggy.

Oh,

I missed the stupid thing because it's

lagging.

Oh, I thought I was going to get that.

What?