Sniper Team OUTSIDE MY BUILDING

Whoa, it's cold. Whoa, it's cold today

and windy.

Check this out.

Ooh, 9 policemen.

One there. 10, 11,

12, 13, 14, 15.

Oh, sorry, where's Boris Johnson?

BoJo. 16, 17,

18. 19,

20. I can see 20 policemen and

a sniper team. What are they doing?

I can't believe they're standing on that

rooftop. Can you hear the wind?

Listen to the wind.

For some reason it's Not very loud

when I open the thing.

So if you don't know what's going on in

Manchester, um, the Conservative Party are

here doing conferences this week in that

building right next to me.

So they've got the whole area really

clamped down tightly with loads of

police.

They even have like the serious police

with the big assault rifles. Me and the

girl, we went out last night, we walked

around. It's crazy.

And in that hotel, that's where they're

staying, the MPs and maybe BoJo himself.

They got a sniper. I see 3 sniper teams.

So there's one over here, can't really

see him well, but there's a guy there in

the middle. Where's my finger? There's a

guy there. And then on top of the Premier

Inn, there's a team over there.

I want better zoom.

And then in front of my building, there's

a 3rd team. You see that? They've got 2

kind of spotting lenses on tripods, and

they've got this massive gun. They've also

got like these straps holding it to that

metal beam so it doesn't fall off the

roof, I guess, because this roof— this

roof is kind of rounded at the top. It's

not a flat roof. They've even got

harnesses attached from their waists.

For like safety. They got a tent as well.

They got a tent. I don't know if they're—

they're probably not sleeping in it.

I think they just have gear in it,

probably like a computer and surveillance

stuff, radio stuff.

I can't believe Boris Johnson's in my

town. I haven't seen him.

There's something going on now.

Oh wow, thanks James Smith. Why does my

community have more trolls than fans?

Because I guess because I am a massive

troll, you attract likewise people.

Something's happening now. Look at all the

people outside the tent.

I think Boris Johnson's speaking tomorrow.

And today Priti Patel, and yesterday was

Rishi Sunak. Guess you guys don't know who

these people are. Rishi Sunak is basically

England's version of Jay Powell, Jerome

Powell. Priti Patel, I don't know who the

US equivalent would be. What is Priti

Patel? She's like the foreign secretary,

or I don't know now. Oh look,

sniper team number 2 coming back from—

where do they go to the toilet?

Look, they, they go in through that door.

Very interesting. You see, this is why I

got a place in the city. People keep

saying, oh, why'd you get a place in the

city when you never go out? Because this

is where all the interesting stuff

happens, not in the outskirts. And then on

Sunday there was a massive demonstration,

like 100 people marched down that road

beating drums and stuff,

anti-Tory stuff.

It's kind of funny they

came to Manchester to do this conference

when I'm pretty sure most of Manchester is

very anti-Tory.

Hmm,

must be boring. Oh, they just stand there

all day. What do they do? Just keeping an

eye out, I guess. But he's on binoculars.

What are they looking at? Look how windy

it is. You can see the wind blowing that

They're surveying the city and I'm

surveying them. They should have gotten a

room up here, they'd have a better view.

And then if you go to the hotel

bit there, that's where they were staying.

They've created like this this perimeter

of walls and fences, and they've put up a

barricade by the road, and it's full of

armed guards, like SWAT team looking

people. I don't know if they're military,

maybe it's like military police, or I

don't know what they're officially

technically known as. They're not like

normal police, special police.

There's one on my roof. Really? Are you

sure? I don't see the point

of being on my roof because it's way too

high. It's a

bit too high, I think. You can't really

see that well from— if you're too high up.

If you go into Sky News, you can see

they're doing the live conferences. You

can see my building maybe in the

background. Maybe you can see me. I'll

wave. It's just funny being so

close to all this.

I just wonder what kind of situation would

have to happen for them to use these

sniper rifles, because they're like

massive sniper rifles that would probably

just make someone explode on impact.

It's not just like a clean bullet through.

They're like these massive huge things.

Maybe if they see like a guy running with

a knife, with a big machete, they would

have to take action. Just seems like a bit

over the top. What are they gonna do with

3 sniper teams?

Must be freezing standing up there.

Shine a laser pointer. I wonder if

they can see me. I don't think they can

see me during the day. Maybe during the

night you can see into the rooms, but

during the day I think the sunlight would

reflect off the windows enough. To stop

people seeing inside.

Where is the sniper? There, that one in

the middle.

The one on the left is like a spotting

lens, and the one in the middle— what's

he doing? There's one there too.

Is he looking up here? What if he's

looking up at me? Do you think before they

come to the city they, they get the—

what's the word— like data security check,

background checking people to check out

like YouTubers in the area? I wonder if

they know about my channel. There's

another YouTuber in Manchester, he's

called Charles Veitch. And if you want

to see more, more interesting stuff on the

streets, you should check his channel out

because he goes around on the streets and

like goes up to the police and provokes

them. And he gets

really good close-ups of the sniper rifles

and the guns and stuff. He's got actual

balls to do the stuff that I would like to

do. I tried. I went out yesterday with the

girl. I tried to film stuff, but it is

really awkward. They all start looking at

you. I could film like 10 seconds, I had

to stop because I just felt like

everyone's looking at me. He gets right

in their faces and stuff, so I can't

believe some people can do that.

They're looking somewhere. They're looking

that way with binoculars, it looks like.

Charlie doesn't care about people looking

at him. Yeah, that's like one of my

biggest flaws is,

I don't know, I feel like people are

looking at me all the time. It just makes

me feel really paranoid and

self-conscious. I remember the first time

I went to Japan, I felt like people were

looking at me even though they weren't.

It's really weird, I don't know why.

Yeah, and then in this building,

apparently Winston Churchill stayed there

a long time ago, so it's like a historic

building, very old hotel,

and it's, it's crazy in there at night.

You can stand outside on the street, you

can see from the street, you can see into

it, see all the politicians

and the people in the suits laughing and

chatting and drinking, boozing away.

Hear funny conversations as well on the

street, all these Conservative people. I

heard one— I walked past one guy who's in

a suit with his friend, and he's— I think

he said, we were at a restaurant the other

day and one of those Labour people came up

to us and said— called us Tory scum. And

then the other one was like, hahaha. The

conversations are however funny.

It's just weird how much they hate each

other. Each side has like this hatred

towards each other and the other side.

The snipers are not really doing anything.

Oh, that's my foot. It's a

reflection of my foot.

Is there a phone that has a better zoom?

I know Samsung S21 Ultra has that space

zoom, but I don't know if it works during

video.

I watched the, the press conference, and

to be honest, sounded pretty reasonable

what the Conservative Party were talking

Sounded good to me.

How do people know her name is Kate? It's

not Kate, I was just joking. But yeah,

that was annoying yesterday. Facebook,

Instagram, WhatsApp all went down. We were

supposed to meet up at 6 and then we

couldn't contact each other. Finally she

found my Twitter. Bit annoying.

It's the second time that's happened this

year. All of Instagram, all the Facebook

stuff goes down.

Kind of annoying. The main messaging apps

are all owned by Facebook. All my

Facebook— I mean, all my messaging is done

on Facebook stuff. I message my family on

Facebook, I message viewers and

girls on Instagram, and then there's a few

people message on WhatsApp. I don't really

use Twitter or Instagram— I mean Telegram

for messaging.

It's still a bad thing when one company

starts owning everything.

Bit annoying.

Imagine there's like a terrorist attack.

That happens tomorrow, and I'm right next

to it. Okay,

let's see what's happening here.

Not much happening. Maybe I should

stream outside. No, it's really cold and

windy. All you would hear is,

yeah, pretty exciting, I guess.

And then we went to— yesterday we went to

this arcade. It was okay, it's just an

arcade. Had like this neon

glow-in-the-dark spray paint graffiti,

and, um, they had a bar.

Paid £7, you get 15 tokens. You can only

play a few games. You can play Guitar Hero

once, House of the

Dead once. Oh, thanks, Popcorn,

very generous.

And I heard they also have undercover

plainclothing special police carrying

guns.

There's also a very weird atmosphere on

the street out there by the hotel, kind of

like this festive celebratory feeling,

but then it also feels kind of ominous,

like in the Red Wedding scene on Game of

Thrones. You know when the Starks are

celebrating their victory and they're all

getting drunk and having a good time And

then all of a sudden they get ambushed and

slaughtered. It just kind of reminded me

Damn, imagine if there was like an

explosion. It would look like CGI. It

wouldn't look real. I can't even imagine

seeing an explosion in real life. Never

seen a real explosion.

I don't know if you can hear the wind.

I need to go and get some winter clothing.

I have to go to Uniqlo. Starting to

get cold now. Buy another coat. I have,

I have like 4 winter coats now I

bought in Japan, and then I'd go traveling

during the summer and not bring the coat

with me because why would I bring a big

coat when it's not cold? And then I end up

in some new place like Rotterdam or here

over the winter and I had to buy another

coat, and then I go home with the coat and

leave the coat at home, ends up having 5

coats at home.

Yeah, I left the coat Mila chose for me at

home as well. I got 2 coats Chihiro chose

for me. I think I got one coat I got in

Korea. Now I

get a coat from Manchester.

It's like one coat represents each failed

relationship.

What the sniper's doing? Where's my foot

there? They got those gas canisters.

What would happen if you shot it?

What are they looking at? You can't really

see the gun well.

It's like they've taken the barrel off.

It looks— it was weird. Maybe it's the

angle.

It doesn't— doesn't really look like a

I don't know why they put these tarp

things up there.

I wonder what they're looking at. Maybe

they're filming. No, it's definitely a gun

because

yesterday it had like a waterproof

covering on it and you could see the

barrel. Today you can't really see it.

Used by terrorists to locate snipers.

It's not like they're hidden. You can see

them from the street.

If they were supposed to be hidden, they

didn't do a very good job.

They're just standing there in plain

sight.

You can see them from this street. What

are you saying, that I'm not allowed to

film them?

That guy must be freezing. Must be so

boring. You just stand there walking up

and down. For like ten hours.

Sniper Team Two.

Imagine a

terrorist using my livestream to. Plot an

attack. I mean,

you could just, you could just book a

table at the bar which is on floor 21 and

you could get the same view I have.

It's called Sky Bar. If anyone wants

to have a drink, I'll take you to the Sky

Bar. And then maybe up to my place

if things go well.

And there's one over here. You can't

really see it well.

Interesting. I've never seen proper

weaponry up close before. It's quite—

it's quite intimidating to see it up front

and close. It's just funny,

those people have the ability to just

massacre everyone.

Hard at work,

hard at work keeping the people safe.

What's my next move? Um, I was

supposed to meet a girl this evening, but

then she said She has to work more,

so we changed it to

a later date, which is fine because I went

out yesterday and I feel kind of tired. I

don't want to go out 2 nights in a row.

Ooh, look,

there's like 8 of them.

Like America, regular people can massacre

at any moment. Yeah, it's scary.

What if a crazy person is in the ranks of

the armed police and they just lose it one

day?

Would I bring back Discord?

Not sure. Do you think enough time has

passed that those annoying trolls won't

end up coming back? I mean, all the like

splinter, split-off, spin-off Hiding

in My Room Discords are probably still

there with all those idiots on it. Those

are the ones I don't want joining because

they just come, they spam, they post my

OnlyFans. It's just annoying. I can't

create like a nice community feeling with

all these idiots.

I just want like nice normal mature people

that can talk about stuff like stocks and

world stuff. You just end

up getting all these stupid trolls

spamming stuff like, oh, did you see

Chihiro's got a black boyfriend? When they

going to fucking grow up? Fuck's sake,

just full of idiots.

I think they're mostly gone now. No, my

channel's dead.

You're the one stoking the fire with the

getting back with the ex-wife stuff.

Yeah, because it gets views. It's the only

thing that gets views.

Oh, my ex-wife might want you back. Hmm.

Oh, you seen my— what's the game called—

New World video? It has 38,000 views

now. I can't believe it.

Yeah, Tech Lead has done ex-wife stuff

loads. I need to copy some of his titles.

How I ruined my ex-wife's life, stuff like

that. Chihiro is not really bothered. She

messaged me a few days ago. She didn't say

stop talking about me.

Poseidon said he wants to live in Japan

too. I saw him talking to that Moises guy

and Moises kept saying no way Japan's

cheaper than LA. Ugh, I hate it when

people have this This,

um, misconception that Japan's really

expensive. It's not expensive at all.

Why do people think Japan's expensive?

They think, oh, living in Tokyo is more

expensive than America. No, it's not.

Tokyo is cheaper than most European

cities. Yeah, that Moises

guy is pretty annoying. This reminds

me of being with Mila, like nonstop just

saying really dumb stuff that doesn't make

any sense and then refuses to believe the

people who actually went to Japan. The Ice

actually went to Japan, so he knows what

he's talking about. And he was like, oh,

I don't believe you. I,

I think Osaka was probably the cheapest

place I ever lived.

The rent me and Chihiro were paying was

like, how much?

$600 a month? It's like ¥60,000.

She asked me how much is my rent here and

I said ¥150,000. She was like, what the

hell? That's crazy.

Even, even Japanese salarymen and You

know, Japanese guys who graduate

university and have a good job in Tokyo

would not live in a place paying ¥150,000

a month for rent.

Yeah, the rent was pretty good in Japan,

plus we split it in half, so I was only

having to pay about $400 a month.

I had such a low-expense lifestyle in

Japan. Now I've got to pay

$1,500 every month.

Plus got to pay council tax and the bills

and the internet.

Got no savings. I'm broke.

Oh damn, I forgot to edit the Streamlabs

settings to stop it banning people so

much. Sniper team, my new

friends.

$1 is about ¥100 last

time I checked.

I don't know what else I can show you.

Yeah, I guess it's not really that

interesting. It was really exciting when

they first came here. I was just sitting

here staring out the window for hours

watching all the police.

Maybe Wednesday would be more interesting

when— I don't know, I think Boris Johnson

is in there because I saw the live

conference and he was in the audience.

Maybe we can see him coming out at this

quality. You could probably recognize him,

but he'll probably have like a whole group

of guards surrounding him.

They've set up so much. Things in

on the street like barricades and

checkpoints. It's like a military

I like it. I feel safe on the streets now.

I don't like it when you're walking around

a city and there's barely any police. I

remember going to Paris, hardly saw any

police anywhere. I felt really unsafe.

Yeah, now they're having a problem, um,

getting petrol sent around

the country because there's a shortage of

lorry drivers, because a lot of the lorry

drivers used to be from the EU. And now

because of Brexit, there's not many left.

They had to get the army to start driving

to deliver petrol around.

See, that's why they want immigration.

You know, they pretend, oh, we want

immigration because of diversity and

because we want to help people. Really,

they just want low-skilled, low-paid

workers because English people don't want

to be lorry drivers. For minimum wage or

whatever they pay. So all these big

companies lobby for immigration so they

can get cheap labor, because if they don't

have the cheap labor, they're going to

have to start paying better wages to get

the English people to do the work. It's

all just a con. And then they, they don't

tell you, they don't say that, but they

say, oh, we want diversity and

multicultural. They don't give a fuck.

They just want to save money.

They don't care about helping people

because the immigrants from like, I don't

know, Ukraine or someplace don't mind

doing these crap jobs for like £10 an

Now they've got the army doing it. Well,

there's no war going on, so might as well

get them to do something. What else are

they doing? Sitting in the barracks

playing soldier. I wonder what

the soldiers do every day. I guess

training, preparing.

Isn't Japan going to have this problem

though? They say in the future Japan's

going to be forced to let more immigrants

in because they've got aging population.

They're gonna need fresh blood— I mean,

fresh meat— to do these jobs like delivery

and stuff.

I don't know if that's going to be a good

thing or not. Japan will experience

diversity soon.

That guy looks bored, almost as bored

as I am. At least he's getting paid more

than I get paid. How much do you think

they get paid? £30 an hour? Probably £50

an hour. They must get paid pretty well.

Maybe £25 an hour,

and then they must have like 12-hour

shifts. I don't know. Oh look,

10 times 25, maybe 250.

That's not much.

I don't know how much they get paid.

They don't get an hourly wage. Yeah,

yearly salary, salary,

salary.

Not a bad job though, sit on a roof all

day. Because let's face it, nothing's

gonna happen. They're not going to be

called into action. They're just there

just in case.

Update on the sniper team.

Hmm, not doing much. Do you think they go

on their phones, play Angry Birds

sometimes?

That's their tent. Do you think they all

sleep in there together? Sounds kind of

gay.

See if we can get a better view over here.

My leg hurts again. Every time I go and

meet that girl, my hip joint starts

aching. It's kind

of annoying because we have to walk

around. And then I'm in pain.

Is she my lover? That is top secret.

Yeah, I'm getting a lot of weird pains

recently.

Remember last stream I had that stomach

pain? That was bad. I don't

know what caused it, maybe all the rice.

I got these leg pains. It's getting old,

it's what happens when you get old. You

start getting all pains everywhere. Never

had these pains before.

The leg pains are worse,

especially when you're in bed and you want

to go to the toilet. It's like torture

trying to get out of bed.

We got KFC yesterday. I couldn't

finish it, so I brought

it back home, but it looks disgusting.

Oh, is that all grease on the bottom?

Hopefully it's still good.

See, this is why I hate ordering. I went,

went, went into KFC and I tried using the

touchscreen. He said it doesn't work, so I

had to speak to the guy and it was so

confusing. I said, what's the smallest

bucket? And then I

can't remember, but I

kept having to repeat myself and I didn't

understand what he was saying. He gave me

3 bags of chips.

I didn't even ask for chips, I just wanted

the bucket.

Bucket o' chicken. Wow, look at

the sky. Then we couldn't find anywhere

to eat because there's not really good

seating, sitting areas, so we just sat on

the street. Outside of Starbucks at 11

PM and 10 PM at night, like a bunch of

homeless people eating KFC.

It's pretty funny.

And it was raining. Maybe I should have

invited her up here.

Don't know about bringing people back

Maybe one day.

I was hoping to just get a couple

drumsticks. I remember in Rotterdam

KFC you could order just one drumstick.

Well, I can have it if it stays, then I I

don't know if it's enough for dinner.

Oh yeah, someone said, you know, the smell

I was complaining about, the washing

machine, they said there might be mold on

the rim. I got to check

that out, try and clean it. Just smells

like— it smells weird.

But that's what happens when you have

dirty laundry and it's just like sitting

somewhere piled up. It starts to fester,

like the bacteria starts multiplying,

fungus spores start hatching.

It's just like a disgusting pile of dirty

laundry. Remember when I used to cum on

that Taiwanese girl's laundry? I can't

believe I did that. I was so horny. Back

then, and I saw the pile of laundry had

like knickers and bras. I don't know whose

it was, and I would wear them and jack

off. I mean,

it was dirty laundry. It was gonna go into

the washing anyway, so does it really

matter? What if it was the

mum's? The mum was pretty fat, so I don't

think her knickers would be so small. And

dainty.

I came on many things that most people

have not. Have you ever cummed on a brand

new toilet unit that has not been

installed yet? I have.

Remember at the petrol station, they

started doing renovations for an

extension. They put in a new toilet and it

was all dark, and I, I don't know why I

just felt like jerking off. When I go into

like a secluded dark area, I get turned

on. Isn't it the first thing

you think of when you go into a dark

secluded area? You want to pop one out

like a McNugget. Oh,

thanks, Buck. Comments like this why you

get hate. Yeah, but it's also why my

channel got attention in the first place.

Weird stories like that.

They're my favorite stories,

like the time I sniff my cat's bum.

No, I didn't do that.

Not really, just kidding. That's why

I start losing loads of subs every time I

stream. It's all the weirdness comes out.

So I kind of stopped doing the weird

videos for a few years now cuz it just got

demonetized. Can't even say cum.

All my old videos got demonetized, like

the Why I don't have sex with— why I, why

I only like sex with old women or

What did Chihiro say? Well, she didn't— we

didn't talk about getting back together

because it's too weird. I'm not going to

bring it up because then she's

probably going to say no, and then even if

she says yes, then what's the point?

Because Doesn't make any difference. I'm

still stuck here, and she didn't

bring it up either. She didn't like say

firmly, Daniel, it's never gonna happen.

Give it up.

Got disgusting cold KFC.

That's been rained on.

Delicious.

This reminds me when I was in Korea, I did

that fake eating only KFC for 1 week,

and then people were like, you didn't

really— you didn't even eat it for the

whole week. Yeah, as if I'm actually gonna

do it. It's just clickbait.

I'm not an idiot. Some people actually do

these challenges, like eating McDonald's a

whole month. No one's gonna check if

you've done it or not. You can easily fake

it.

Just fake everything.

Fucking YouTube. Who gives

a fuck? YouTube can suck my

balls.

Eating only my pubic hair for 1 week.

Mmm, cold KFC is actually not

bad. I think it's quite nice for breakfast

or lunch. Or dinner. Din din. It looks

soggy. Well, it probably is cold.

I don't want to mention this because I

don't want to encourage it, but someone

sent me a knife in the post and they just

put my name on the package and it was in

my post box.

Prefer it if people didn't send me stuff,

which is kind of weird.

The chips are not nice, a little cold.

Do you think I can reheat the chips if I

put it in the oven?

Do you think I can reheat it? I don't know

if I want to.

I hate this bit of the chicken, it's got

all the ribs on it. It's just like a rib

cage. It's got nothing on it.

It's funny because my Chef Daniel channel

is on track to overtake the Hiding My Room

channel at this point. The Chef Daniel

channel has 100K views now for this month.

Whereas Hiding in My Room only has like

240k.

Imagine if Chef Daniel overtakes Hiding

in My Room. People are saying, why don't

you put these videos on Hiding in My Room

on your main channel to get more views?

Yeah, it might get an extra few thousand

views, but if I

put a video about a video game on my main

channel People are not going to watch it.

The people subbed to me are not going to

watch it. The whole point is to get people

who don't know me to watch it, so then

it doesn't matter what channel I put it

on. And I

have already tried it. I made a Ghost of

Tsushima video, remember, last year? I

only got 20K views without the search

results. It would only get like 5K views.

The whole point is to get the views from

search results because I know my subs

aren't going to watch. Most of my subs are

dead subs, inactive. They won't watch

even if I went to the moon. I can make a

vlog on the International Space Station,

have an orgy with all the Swedish women,

and it'll still get no views because my

channel's dead. The stupid algorithm

doesn't recommend the videos to my subs.

They don't even know I'm still making

videos, so they don't get the

That's like the final nail in the coffin,

is when the algorithm stops telling your

subs you made a video.

It's not shadow banned, it's just

people not clicking anymore and

YouTube going, hmm, I guess I won't

recommend his videos to them anymore.

Not much you can do.

You got to find a new audience doing

something else,

which is what I'm doing, and it's, um,

it's kind of working. It's a bit hit and

miss. Sometimes you make a video about

a trending topic and it will do well, and

sometimes it won't.

But I seem to have very good success with

the video games. I got that Resident Evil

one, it got 30k views. I did the Cyberpunk

one, got 90k.

Now my New World video has nearly 40k.

People say— oh yeah, some people saying I

should do ASMR reading stuff. That's so

boring, I can't

be bothered.

Plus there's all this copyright stuff. I

don't want to get in trouble,

and it's not going to get views. I just

don't think it'll get views.

Maybe I can do like an experiment and just

title one of my livestreams ASMR relaxing

voice. See if it gets any views.

The ship has sailed.

What can you do?

Just gotta find out what's, what's

trending, I guess. What has a lot of hype

behind it? Usually a new product or a new

It's just They're not that

frequent, these, these new games and new

tech. They don't come out every week.

Squid Game is trending. I saw PewDiePie

made a video about it. Is it really

trending? I remember Among Us was

trending. I got 20K views.

You might say, oh, 20K views

is nothing. It's more views than I get

from my personal content.

So my plan is keep the Main channel about

personal stuff and Chef Daniel about

trending stuff.

I just don't really know what to do for

content otherwise.

Life updates,

not much has changed. Oh, I got

burnt.

Does feel pretty depressing with this

weather. People always saying

that it's grim up north because of the

weather, but we have weather like this

down south as well. I guess it is

pretty gloomy. Very— I don't like the

wind, sounds of the wind.

It's very depressing.

Do I still like the north-facing window?

Yes, got a good view. Imagine if I had the

south-facing one. I wouldn't be able to

see all this stuff, all the police and the

snipers. I don't want my back

turned towards the city.

Yeah, I'm glad I got this one. I nearly

got a south-facing one cuz it was bigger,

but they wouldn't let me have it.

They said someone else took it.

I was trying to negotiate with them to pay

half the rent, but they wanted like 8

months rent. I didn't want to pay 8

Then they tried recommending someplace

cheaper, as if I couldn't afford it.

I'm a famous YouTuber, I can afford it

more than you, stupid woman.

Who the hell do you think you're talking

to?

You know who's copying me with the, the

funny facial hair and funny hair for the

thumbnails? Meet Kevin. He's putting on

this filter now to make his hair change

color. One video he had bright

blonde hair, now he's got bright green

hair. It works though. People see the

thumbnail like, oh my God, What did he do?

I should do that. My next thumbnail, I'm

going to have like bright blue hair,

cuz when I put the beard— the beard filter

for the thumbnail, I got like 20K views

for the livestream.

I thought he bleached it. Yeah, I thought

it was real, but then this next one,

maybe— do you think it's real? How can you

go from bright blonde to bright green

within days?

It looks kind of fake if you look closely.

From it is my app. It only has the beard

filter and the old filter and the young

filter. It doesn't let me change hair

color for videos.

I'll do cooking later, so I still got to

make fried rice for tomorrow.

This KFC cost £13,

lasted me 2 meals. I can do my whole week

shopping for £13 at Aldi.

Is it still good cold? Yeah, it's still

good when you're hungry.

Tastes the same.

I got 6 pieces And 3 bags of chips

for £13.

Does anyone watch that Nikocado Avocado

guy? He's gone crazy,

but he's doing exactly what you need to do

to get views.

You see, Boogie2988's channel died because

he was famous for being like this fat guy,

and then he tried to lose weight and do

self-improvement stuff, and then his

channel died afterwards. Which kind of

shows you, even though people keep going

on and on in the comments saying we want

you to become a better person We want you

to do this and improve and do that. And

then when they do, the channel dies. Like

me,

I kind of stopped doing the stuff that I

was getting hate for, and then my channel

died. Luca Cardo is clever because

he's doing the opposite. He's becoming

worse and worse, which is getting him more

and more clicks.

If Boogie did the same, that he just got

fatter and fatter, I don't think his

channel would have died. People will

hate you, but at least your channel stays

relevant. People hate that Nikocado guy,

but they keep watching because people are

stupid. Even if they hate someone,

they'll keep watching.

Same as Onision, it's all just an act.

Niko Kado knows what gets clicks,

and he just plays the character. He plays

up the character of like this fat,

annoying, loud, stupid guy.

He used to be quite good-looking when he

started. Look what YouTube

has turned him into. YouTube just

destroys people. It's really unhealthy,

the whole getting famous and then trying

to cling on to it thing, doing anything

at, at all costs to hold on to it.

Drives you crazy.

You can see the difference in people like

PewDiePie where he's not desperately

trying to cling on to it. He's— he just

makes videos about what he wants to make

and he doesn't care about the views.

He was always dysfunctional. Yeah, when

you get mentally ill people on YouTube,

the whole experience of blowing up and

getting famous, it's really destructive.

It's just really hard to let go.

It's depressing.

I think it's just a very unnatural thing

to experience for an individual, the whole

fame thing. Very unhealthy.

Most people, they— their brains

are not capable of handling that much

attention.

It's probably why most people don't want

to be famous. It takes a very special

kind of person to want it and love it

and not want to lose it.

And then to be able to step down

graciously is also very hard.

I thought you wanted to be anonymous. I

don't know, I kind of do, but then I kind

of miss all the attention. I can't get it

back now. It's too late.

I miss the views, like 40K.

Getting that, that 38,000 views on my New

World video just kind of reminded me what

it felt like. It's fun, it's nice.

I reckon the video might be able to get

nearly 100K because it's not even been a

week. And it's still going strong.

I really hit it well with the, um,

algorithm. But then

it's weird because my second one, it

flopped. It didn't get any views from the

How much ad rev? It made about $150 now,

so pretty good,

pretty good investment. Plus I'm

completely addicted to it. I play all day.

I'm level 36 now.

I'm getting a bit bored of it now though.

I haven't tried PvP cuz I don't like PvP

in MMOs cuz people are not on a fair,

fair footing. You get all these

people who level up really quickly and

they get the best gear. You don't have a

fair chance. You don't

have a fair chance against a lot

of these PvP hardcore players.

They've got the best gear, they got the

best items, maxed out the crafting, and

they got all the gems and stuff. I can't

compete. I like doing the

dungeons, but it's hard to find a group.

The game's really beautiful. The lighting

is amazing. I don't remember playing a

game where the sun rises and sets and

casts shadows.

You can be walking through a forest and

the sun's rising, there's like an orange

glow and all the shadows are coming

out from the trees and the sun rays. It

looks great. The lighting's the best bit

about the game. Dynamic lighting,

not used to it because in Rainbow Six

there's no dynamic lighting. The lighting

is all fixed, it doesn't bounce off

surfaces.

And then you get the campsites and you sit

by the fire and the light from the fire

reflects off your face. It looks really

cool.

Well, the quests are pretty boring. The

quests are all the same. It's just go

here, kill 10 things, and collect 5 items

from chest. One quest even said collect

5 stag anus glands. I'm not kidding, it

actually said anus gland. It's like

they're taking the piss out of the MMO

Genre. They just— it's like a parody

almost. Collect 5 stag anus glands.

The hell's an anus gland?

Collect 4 pig ballsacks.

I guess it doesn't matter because people

still do it. People still do the quests

because they want to level up and grind

and stuff.

It's satisfying to level up and get

I was gonna make a video at the arcade we

went to, but it was so loud I couldn't,

couldn't even hear myself speak. It wasn't

very interesting anyway, so a load of old

arcade machines— Pac-Man, Time Crisis,

Mortal Kombat— just the regular stuff.

And I couldn't think of a clickbait title

anyway. Going to arcade,

5K views.

Not worth it.

I don't think people actually care about

Have I played Sea of Thieves? No, it just

didn't really interest me. It's a bit old

now, isn't it?

Isn't that mostly sailing pirate ship?

Combat. I don't know if I would enjoy it.

To get views on YouTube, you need to have

a topic, like an actual topic about

something that people care about.

Just like randomly going to an arcade

base, it's not going to get views. If

you're like PewDiePie, yeah, you can go

into a garden shop and get a million

views.

Someone who's a nobody, you're barely

going to get a couple thousand.

It's funny because the topic is what

carries the interest. The video doesn't

matter. The video could be utter shit.

People kept saying, oh, you don't put any

effort into your videos, it's just a

screenshot. What did you expect?

They don't— they know nothing because I've

got videos where it's literally a

screenshot. And because I clickbaited it

on a trending topic, it got views.

Like my Resident Evil video is literally a

screenshot, nothing else, and it got

30,000 views. And then there's people

who've got pro gear and editing and they

can't even crack 10K. The gear and editing

doesn't matter. I hate when people keep

saying that. It really pisses me off.

Because if they were right, then any

nobody Jimbo Joe can go out and get a

fancy camera and hire some editor, and

then they'll become YouTube famous, won't

they? That's not how it works.

If you think just getting a better camera

is gonna save the channel,

yeah, whatever.

I've built my whole channel using an LG G5

smartphone. Got to 100K subs just using a

I mean, Grade A Under A, he makes all his

videos on his Samsung phone using the

Samsung to record the voice and edit the

video. He's got like nearly 4 million subs

cuz his videos are funny and they're

unique.

Now all his drawings like done on MS Paint

with a mouse. The whole

idea of having, of having to have high

quality and good gear and stuff, just load

of bollocks. Yeah, some YouTubers do it

because they enjoy it. I don't really

think it makes any difference to them, to

their views. Chris Broad can make his

videos on iPhone, he still gets millions

of views because it's Chris

that makes the videos entertaining, not

his stupid gear. And his drone.

People know nothing.

I think I finished my KFC.

I wonder what time the snipers Stop

sniping.

Go and check in a minute, see if they're

What is so bad about Conservatives anyway?

I think they're like the equivalent of the

Republicans in America,

maybe. I don't really know the

difference. I think Conservative Party

They're more for business and the economy

and taxes,

reducing immigration. And then Labour is

more for social care and universal credit

and helping people. But isn't

both of those things equally important?

Maybe not equally. I don't know. I feel

like business and the economy is more

important because if you're not making any

money and the country collapses

financially, then how are you going to

take care of the people? Where's the money

for the universal credit and the support

and the social welfare going to come from

if the economy is not doing well?

So for me, it seems to make sense

to focus on business and stuff like that,

getting people working. But then

they're also full of like shady, corrupt,

money-obsessed people who use tax havens

and stuff.

Didn't they get exposed recently? What's

it called? Pandora Papers. They exposed

a load of people, high-profile people,

who use offshore tax havens

to avoid tax.

Maybe I need to do that.

Offshore tax haven, the Banana Island or

whatever it's called. Cayman.

It's like when you buy a Chinese stock,

you're not actually buying a Chinese

stock, you're buying like a subsidiary on

the Cayman Islands.

You don't actually— you're not allowed to

own Chinese stocks. Chinese government

doesn't let foreigners own stocks.

Oh yeah, I saw that Evergrande thing as

well. They say Evergrande became like

a massive bubble because in China, the

Chinese people don't know where to invest

their money. The stock market is just

messed up over there. That's why they

start buying property overseas, because

they got so much money, they want to

invest it somewhere. They invested in

Evergrande, which is like a construction

company in China, and they just build

these really shit buildings everywhere

that collapse. And it's—

I think Evergrande's going bankrupt now.

They're defaulting on their debts.

My Alibaba stock is down 22%.

Jesus. At least I only put £500 in it.

Good job I didn't put more money into

Chinese stocks. 2 months ago I was

talking about it, wasn't I? I was saying

Chinese stocks are down quite a lot now,

I might get some. They're down even more

I bought some stocks yesterday because the

market had a big drop, exactly how I

predicted. I drew my trend lines and it

bounced right off it.

I got some Amazon shares. I now own 1

share of Amazon. Very proud. It's like

$3,000 for a share. $3,200.

I bought more Walgreens.

My NASDAQ short was up like $500,

but it bounced, so it's, um, not doing as

well. Maybe I should have exited the

short. I just feel like I should keep it

open. As a hedge, because what if it drops

even more? Do you think it's finished

dropping, the NASDAQ? It's already had

like a 5% pullback.

I should have put more money into the