i hate pug dogs they are so ugly

So today I woke up this morning to this

disgusting video of

pugs. I hate pugs, they're so ugly.

Look at their faces. It looks like

someone's gotten a shovel and smashed

it into their face. Breaking pug.

Look at its face. This is— wait,

oh fuck,

wait, okay, look at it. I can't even pause

this stupid video. Look at its face, it is

so fucking ugly. It's got weird

bug eyes, like fish bug eyes, I don't

know, like they're bulging out. His face

looks— it's like his

face is full of wrinkles.

His mouth is all black. It looks like it's

been eating mud or something.

The body proportions are all wrong. I

mean, look how small his legs are. And its

body's so fat and its head's so big.

Maybe that's why people like them,

because— I don't know, they look kind of

dorky.

Oh God, not The Walking Dead.

And it's always sticking its tongue out

like some kind of retard.

It's not cute. Ugh,

look at it. It just looks disgusting.

Like, please kill me. I don't want to

live. I'm so ugly.

Maybe that's why people like them so much,

because they are so damn ugly.

I just don't get it.

Look, the eyes. What is this?

It's like they're gonna fall out, and

they're not even like focused forwards.

They're like pointing outwards, like ooh,

like some kind of retard.

And what is up with its mouth? It's like

it's been smashed in the face or

something.

It looks like it's been shoved in like a

plug hole. And its face has just been

flattened. Is that why it's called a pug?

Because it's used to plug stuff?

Even the name sounds stupid. And I left

this comment: Pugs have such ugly faces,

why do people like them so much? Um,

that's discrimination against pugs. Piss

off, Kelsey. Look at all the comments.

Let's get a puppy.

The best thing I've seen today. Jesus

Christ. Awesome, awesome. You people are

all sick. You write stupid

looking stuff.

Pug. It sounds like a pig.

And now PewDiePie also has 2 pugs,

and they're in almost all of his videos.

He has this stupid dog. What is it?

Edgar. It's so ugly.

How can you call this cute? His eyes

are too far apart. His nose is too high.

Its mouth looks like an old man with a

mustache. Ugh,

I just don't get it. I don't get it.

Why are these dogs so popular?

It's like you ask a 5-year-old, can you

draw a dog? And then they try to draw a

dog, and then this is what they've drawn.

It looks like some kind of disgusting

mix-match of a pig and something

that got run over.

Let's have a look at what a pug actually

is. Good old Wikipedia.

I also hate bulldogs. Okay, so the pug is

a breed of dog with a wrinkly,

short-muzzled face. How is that

attractive? A wrinkly, short-muzzled face?

The breed has a fine glossy coat that

comes in a variety of colors,

most often fawn or black,

and a compact square body with

well-developed muscles.

Pugs were brought, brought from China to

Europe in the 16th century. They do

actually look a bit like Chinese people.

They have like that flat face. And that

big head.

Popularized in Western Europe by the House

of Orange— the House of Orange— and

the House of Stuart. In the 19th

century, Queen Victoria developed a

passion for pugs, which she passed on to

the other members of the royal family.

Pugs are known for being sociable and

gentle companion dogs. I hate dogs so

much. They're so noisy, they stink,

and they're such a suck-up to their

owners. I mean, we have this dog— a

neighbor has this dog— and it's barking

all the time. I'm guessing it's because

the owner isn't there, and dogs get lonely

when the owner isn't there, and they just

start barking for ages.

But they're just pathetic. Oh no, look at

me, my owner's not here. I have to bark

all day because I've got nothing better to

do. At least cats, they do stuff. They,

they go out and hunt, or they patrol their

territory, or they just sleep. They don't

just stand there meowing at nothing.

And people say dogs are more loving, they

show their affection, but it's not love.

They only love you because you're giving

them food. Of course they know that you're

giving them food and that they

want to protect the person who's giving

them food. That's how love works. It's a

chemical reaction in the brain. It's not

like some kind of magical feeling.

I hate dogs. I just hate dogs.

They're so noisy. They can't do anything

on their own. They're always sniffing

stuff. Why can't they just be like cats?

Be nice and quiet. Keep themselves to

themselves. My ex-girlfriend used

to love dogs, and I hated it because every

time we went for a walk and we saw someone

walking a dog, she would just stop and

start staring at the dog and go, oh, it's

so cute, kawaii, kawaii. And then she'd

start talking to the owner, and I'd just

be standing there like some kind of zombie

waiting for her. I'd just be standing

there going, please, Hurry up so I can go

home. And then she'd make fun of me

because I, I just looked so bored.

So ugly. Why?

I hate the way their mouths are all black.

It just looks weird.

I think I said this in the beginning of

the video, but that must be why people

like them so much, because they're so

bloody ugly. People like to root for the

underdog. Oh, leave him alone. He's ugly,

but he can't help it.

God, this pug looks even worse. It's like

a skinny version with long legs.

In ancient times, pugs were bred to be

companions for ruling families in China.

The pet pugs were highly valued by Chinese

emperors, and the royal dogs were kept in

luxury and guarded by soldiers.

I don't hate all dogs. I like dogs that

have like a long face, like, I don't know,

what are those shepherd dogs called?

Something corgi.

I don't like— I don't know, I don't like

the dog's attitude. They're so cocky and

arrogant. Like when you walk past and they

start barking at you. Who do you think you

are? I'm 10 times bigger than you and

you're barking at me. I could crush you.

And they don't care, but they just

randomly bark at everything.

I guess it's like an automatic instinct

to protect their owner's territory. Cats

don't really give a shit about that stuff.

They only want to protect their own

territory by pissing on stuff.

But if someone enters the cat's territory,

the cat doesn't really do anything. He

doesn't defend his territory unless it's a

different— unless it's another cat. If

it's like another male cat, the males will

start fighting each other, but the females

don't really fight. They just like stare

at them because they don't really care.

Pugs have many wrinkles in their faces,

so owners will often clean inside the

creases to avoid irritation. That's

disgusting. Imagine all the sweat and

bacteria that gets clogged up in those

wrinkles.

A dog may develop a condition known as

skin fold dermatitis. What kind of stupid

evolutionary thing is that, that you need

a human to wash your face because you have

so many damn wrinkles on your face.

Abnormal formation of the hip socket,

known as hip dysplasia, affected nearly

64% of pugs in a survey.

Because they're, they're just like some

kind of freaky mutation of a dog that if

it was left in in the— if it was left

outside in the wild, they would just die

out because they're just pathetic.

Can you imagine a pug hunting?

They have tiny legs, so they could hardly

run. They're not exactly built

for killing and hunting. It's only because

of humans they've managed to survive this

long. If humans just stopped owning

them, they would just die out.

Serious issues. Pugs can suffer from

necrotizing meningoencephalitis.

Pronunciation nailed.

Dogs usually die after being put to sleep.

Put to sleep within a few months of onset.

So this pug looks completely different.

Its face is longer. Dogs, when their faces

are longer like this, they look better. I

don't like those flat-faced dogs. They

look so ugly.

So what is this disease? Inflammatory

disease of the central nervous system that

occurs in young small breed dogs.

I hate Chihuahuas, they're even more ugly.

Look at this. Jesus Christ, I hate dogs.

I just don't like dogs, guys. I'm a

cat person. I like cats. I think cats are

beautiful. They have lovely pointy faces,

sharp eyes. Small nose, pointy ears.

They don't look pathetic. Look at this.

It just looks like a lump, lump of flesh

covered in fur with a load of wrinkles on

its face.

Oh, damn you, Facebook.

I was hoping to have a good day, but you

just ruined my day with that stupid pug

video. Not cute.

Not cute at all.

Oh, and look at my, my video on YouTube.

I made this video about will the Microsoft

Surface Pro 4 be shit, and it had a load

of views, like 70 views, but it has loads

of dislikes as well. And I just don't get

it because why are people disliking it?

Are they disliking it because the video is

boring? Look, 6 dislikes,

and it's just me talking about my opinions

on the Surface Pro 4. I don't know why

people are disliking it so much. What are

they expecting? Like, yeah, this is a

video about me talking about what I think

about something, and they're disliking it.

Why are you guys all disliking my video?

Why don't you fuck off?

Roll on the floor laughing.

So ungrateful. I make this video talking

about my opinion and they're just

disliking it. Who is disliking my

video? Just fuck off. Don't watch

my video if you're gonna dislike it. Ah,

so irritating. YouTube can

be so irritating. Look, none of my videos

have likes. Look at this one. 307 views,

32 dislikes.

3 dislikes. I don't think

any of my videos have likes. Why?

Am I not a good YouTuber?

Am I— what is this? All right,

data for November 8th is currently

delayed. That's why it's like stuck at

$1.26, because I've been checking it every

day to see if it's updated, but it's not

updating.

I want to change my channel name, but

Google Plus won't let me. Says you've

changed your name too many times. What

stupid rule! Why can't I change my channel

name whenever I want to? I just got

excited because I got one like, but that

was me just now. It was me. I I was the

one who liked my video just now.

Oh, I hate pugs. I hate all you idiots

disliking my videos. And yeah,

goodbye. Piss off.