[2023-08-31] why I broke up with my Love Doll [CVdqoNHE2LI]

So as some of you may know, I used to have

several love dolls, including a full-size,

full-body love doll that weighed over 30

kg. And the reason why I had so many love

dolls in the past is because I used to

feel very frustrated and annoyed with

women in general. Like most men, I had a

desire for physical intimacy and love and

emotional connection, and I had to satisfy

my man drive. I was never very successful

with real women, and I never really knew

how to make them happy, and they always

kind of nagged at me and whined at me.

And for some reason, when it came to

satisfying my man drive, drive, the things

I fantasized about were never as good when

it came to the real life stuff. Then when

I discovered that these really high

quality, expensive premium love dolls

exist, which basically look almost as good

or as realistic as the real thing, I

thought, why even bother with real women

anymore when I can just get this fake

woman that's going to satisfy almost all

of my needs at way less effort and cost?

But after trying out and testing various

styles and types of love dolls, including

full-size, full-body ones, torsos, half

torsos, male torsos, I realized that the

Love Dolls aren't really as great as a

real woman, and here's why. So first of

all, cleaning the damn things is really

frustrating and annoying, especially if

it's a big large one that's very heavy.

The good thing about real women is they

can wash themselves. You don't have to

pick them up and carry them over to the

shower room. They just get up by

themselves and they can wash and clean

themselves after you finish doing the

thing. But with Love Dolls, obviously they

can't move by themselves. I had this

really big one, full size, 30 kg or 35 kg,

and I just, I couldn't lift it.

So I couldn't drag it over to the shower

room to clean it properly, and I tried my

best cleaning it properly just with like a

towel and some tissues, but it wasn't good

enough and it got very smelly. For some

reason, the love dolls are made out of

kind of like this sticky kind of rubber,

and hair and skin oils get stuck to it

very easily. And the skin oils kind of

seep into the rubber, and then bacteria

starts to fester and multiply below the

surface of the rubber, within the actual

rubber, and it's basically impossible to

clean. So one time I had this torso-only

love doll, and for some reason the

backside area of it started to develop

this kind of gray patch that was slowly

getting bigger and bigger as the months go

by. Somehow bacteria managed to get below

the surface layer of the rubber, and it

was just kind of festering there. And

there was basically no way to clean it

unless I cut it open and then disinfected

it, but then I would have ruined the whole

thing. So the good thing about a real

woman is you don't really have to worry

about that because she's going to get up

and go and have a shower and clean

herself, hopefully, after you finish doing

the thing, unless she has very poor

hygiene. I mean, I did once have a

girlfriend who kept giving me Candida,

which was kind of annoying. Despite my

hardest efforts to keep it clean, hair

kept getting stuck to the rubber and oils

kept seeping in, and it was just a mess

and it smelled really bad. Next to the

cleaning complaint, I think my largest

complaint about having a Love Doll would

have to be how awkward and embarrassing it

is having one if you don't live alone. So

if you live with your parents or your

family and you've got a Love Doll, you

can't really just have it lying around in

your bedroom because they might just walk

in and see it, and it's kind of

embarrassing. So I had to hide mine in my

closet wrapped up in a towel, and I don't

think anyone knows it's there, but if

someone goes rummaging around in my

closet, then it would easily just fall out

and then they would see it and smell it.

It's just kind of embarrassing. I remember

ages ago I used to use this torso doll and

I waited until no one was at the house and

then I would sneakily get it out of the

closet and then have a go. And then after

I finished, I had to carry it over to the

shower area and then put it under the sink

and wash it under the sink like I'm

bathing a baby. Then there's the emotional

aspect of being in a relationship with a

love doll. It can't really satisfy your

urges for intimacy and love, because

although it might be good at satisfying

your physical needs and your man drive,

after you finish that, you kind of want

hugs, and you might feel lonely, and you

might want someone to talk to, and you

can't really do that with an inanimate

object. You could try and pretend. I mean,

Tom Hanks did a pretty good job with that

football called Wilson and seemed like he

actually bonded with it somehow. And then

obviously there's no chance of having any

kind of family in the future with the love

doll. You need a real woman, although you

could just get like a baby love dolls or

tiny love dolls, and you could pretend

that they're your children, but that's

kind of sad. So after experimenting with

love dolls for several years, I think I've

come to the conclusion that having a real

girlfriend and a real woman is much better

than having a love doll, even though real

women are kind of annoying and they can be

frustrating to deal with, and they make—

sometimes they just make no sense at all.

So for those reasons, I don't think I'm

ever going to buy another love doll ever

again, unless maybe I'm like 50 or 60

years old and I'm single and alone and

lonely and I'm too lazy to go out of the

house to look for a woman, then maybe if I

have the money, maybe I would buy like a

really fancy big nice one that looks like

my ex-girlfriend. Hello, welcome back to a

new episode of Cooking with Daniel. So

today I'm gonna make my famous sauceless

spaghetti recipe. You know how sometimes

spaghetti tastes kind of boring because

there's basically only 2 flavors,

carbonara and like a tomato-based sauce?

Well, I'm kind of bored of tomato-based

sauce and I don't have any carbonara, so

I'm gonna make a spaghetti dish without

using any kind of sauce, I'll show you how

it's done. So first of all, you want to

cut your spaghetti into the right lengths.

We have to cut the spaghetti in half so it

fits in the pan. Then you want to add

roughly 1 bowl of water into the pan like

this, maybe a tiny bit more water because

some of the water will evaporate and you

don't really want the water to evaporate

too much because if that happens, then the

spaghetti gets stuck to the pan starts

burning. Next, we have to prepare the

vegetables. I like to use some green beans

and asparagus. So you want to cut off the

ends of the beans because it looks ugly,

like that,

and then cut them roughly into 1-inch,

1-inch lengths,

roughly the same size. And then cut the

asparagus like this.

And then once more.

And what I like to do is we're just going

to pop the vegetables straight into the

spaghetti, and it will cook the vegetables

and the spaghetti at the same time. And by

the time it's all cooked, most of the

water is going to be evaporated, and you

don't have to really get rid of the water.

And for seasoning, we're going to use some

chicken stock, and we're going to use

about maybe 1/3 So around this

much, 'cause it is quite strong stuff.

Usually if I make a whole pot of soup or

chilli con carne, I'd use the whole cube.

But because we're only having a small pan

of spaghetti, I don't feel like we need

too much. Also, if it's not salty enough,

then you can always just add more chicken

stock later. You can't really take away

chicken stock if you've added too much.

And we're also gonna add some salt-free

garlic and herb seasoning to give it a bit

more of an exciting flavour. So just put

in some of that. Not too much. And it's

kind of like a soup right now, but don't

worry because most of the water should

evaporate. And if it doesn't, then we can

just drain it.

And what you might have noticed is we

don't have any protein in our spaghetti,

so I don't have any meat in the fridge,

so I'm just going to crack an egg on top

And that is how you make the perfect

sauceless spaghetti. You can also crack

open the yolk if it's soft enough. I

think— no, I overcooked the yolk. But if

the yolk was runny enough, I guess you

could let it spill over the spaghetti. I

think that looks pretty good, although the

egg seems kind of small, doesn't it?