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I mean, it works, doesn't it? So I don't blame the streamer. I just think the viewers are fucking stupid

for not seeing through the bullshit.

I don't hate other creators. I hate viewers. I hate the viewers so much,

because at the end of the day, whether you make money or not is basically up to the fucking viewers. Like, they're the gatekeepers

of how much money you make. So you got pandered to them? Yo, I ain't pandering. Fuck you, bitch.

Suck my nut.

Oh wow, congrats, Bruce.

Jolly good job.

Yeah, I got a bit scared last night because Kick had some massive problem. I said it happened to everyone though, so I was relieved because I checked some other streams, they're all whining about it. Like, people were just having one viewer or zero viewers. I got logged out, I couldn't log in, my page disappeared. I thought, oh

my God, is it the end days? Broke again.

It's raining again. It was so dark when I woke up. I woke up at 8 o'clock and it was so dark and gloomy. It's like waking up at night.

Yeah, weird. Keeps having these weird problems where People keep getting logged out.

Stupid website.

Damn, where are my viewers at?

Where are my viewers at, guys?

So I did some calculating. I've done 16,000 miles on my car. Uh, if it was a petrol car, assuming average MPG of a car my size, Copilot says it would have cost me £2,200 in petrol,

which is insane because I reckon I've spent no more than £500 on charging.

So yeah, okay, a petrol car is going to be cheaper, but then you would have spent 4 times as much on fuel for the same amount of driving.

So over the long run, you would end up spending more petrol than it would have cost to buy my newer, nicer car.

So like, you either get a cheap car and expensive fuel, or you get a nicer, newer car with cheaper fuel. I'd rather have the newer, nicer car

with the reverse parking cam more modern design doesn't have to have repairs and breakdowns all the time.

And it just looks cooler than any car that's going to be from 2010s. 2010 cars look weird, like they got very tiny wheels, Like the wheels are too tiny for the body, or the headlights look googly and dorky. And you know, car proportion, very important. It's like an ugly face.

I think my car proportions are very nice and pleasing to the eye. And some of these cars look so fucking stupid. Like they got massive windscreen, but they got tiny little diddly wheels, and then they got like big bulbous headlights like some Down syndrome face. I could not stare at that sitting outside my house. It would like

piss me off.

I couldn't stand driving an ugly car, especially if it's like gray or green. You ever see anyone drive a green car? I hardly ever see anyone with a green car.

Yellow and green, probably the most uncommon colors.

Sickness is a lot better now. Not bad, just took a week to recover.

Yeah, I feel much better now. Thank God, no fever or anything. The cough's mostly gone as well. It's not going to be one of those things where I've got a cough for like a month.

I think the zinc really helped.

Good morning, Faniel! Where are you tuning from?

Can't wait until tomorrow. Stock market open again,

finally. The only thing I look forward to is the market getting open. I hate the weekend.

Okay, calculate my monies.

I think it's, uh,

7,323. Credit card's gone up,

306. For some reason overdraft's gone down. I don't know how.

I didn't pay it off. You know, overdraft is kind of like a payday loan, isn't it? Like, I know I'm gonna get paid next Thursday, but I can just go into overdraft and use the money and then get charged 40% interest, which is— isn't that what payday loans usually charge?

I don't know how you can say, oh, I can't buy this or do this because my payday isn't until next week or 2 weeks. Don't you have overdraft? I mean, just use overdraft. You know the money's coming in. Yeah, you get charged a bit of interest, but you're only going to be in overdraft for like a week

or two

unless you just don't have— I mean, I've known people where they refuse to get an overdraft because they don't trust themselves, because they don't have the impulse control. They don't have credit cards either because they think if I have a credit card overdraft, I'm just going to spend it all. So a lot of people refuse to get

those things because they don't feel like they could manage it,

which is a valid point, I guess. It's good responsibility if you know you can't control yourself.

Unlike me.

I learned something very profound this morning. It goes like this,

um, not wanting something is the same as having it. So you want something, it's like this itch you want to scratch, because wanting something feels annoying. Like you want to buy it so you no longer— once you've bought it, you don't want it anymore because you have it. Once you don't want it anymore, you feel peace, inner

peace.

But if you can just get to the stage where you don't want it anymore, then you don't need to own it. So not wanting it is basically the same as having it. So I don't want a Bugatti, so not having it is the same as having it.

That's how the rich stay rich— delayed gratification.

Give up cereal when you're free.

True.

The Buddhist way, although I'm not ready to give up on cereal yet.

Cereal is the hardest thing to get.

I mean, okay, you can buy it,

but that's just like a crappy version of it. So it's saying, yeah, you can get a Bugatti, just go get a Peugeot 207. Yeah, it's a car and it does the same thing, but it's not really the same thing, is it?

I mean, smoking is easy because you just go out and buy a packet of cigarettes and it's the same. Like, it's the same, isn't it? It's not like getting a free packet of cigarettes tastes any better than a paid packet.

It's not like you want the cigarettes to love you. And like you're gonna Netflix and chill with your cigarettes.

I think craving for cereal is not the same as craving for intimacy because intimacy involves the whole package, like caring, intimacy, and cereal. I mean, if it was only cereal you crave, then yeah, you just pay for it.

Um, but I want something deeper than that,

which is very hard to obtain because it basically depends on the other person so much. Like, it's completely dependent on how the other person feels.

I say it's like 60 or 70% dependent on how they feel and 30% dependent on how your actions influence how they feel. Like, if you make them feel shit, then they're not going to want to be with you. But then if you make them feel good, they're going to want to be with you. Or is it more

dependent on how your actions influence how they feel? Maybe it's more based on how you make them feel more more than how they feel about you on a default level.

I've been thinking a lot recently about psychology,

how the human mind works.

And how, you know, childhood trauma can influence what they want or what makes them unhappy.

I think it's worth studying. Like, there's a lot of benefits to getting this right,

lots of upside reward to being aware of this stuff. Like, study it like a science.

I mean, if you're going to study anything, I think studying psychology is very powerful.

Maybe I'll write a book about it, about my findings.

The power to influence.

I can't believe that High Peak Auto guy bought a Ford Fiesta for £200 and it works just fine.

Do I regret banning everyone? No,

not really. I still get paid the same. I don't give a fuck. As long as they— as long as I'm not getting annoyed, then them not being here is a pass in my eyes.

I don't even need them anymore.

There's no significant impact on my income. No, I like Mummy. Easy to respond to, to keep my engagement adequate. Hey Mummy, where are you turning in?

Oh, oh, but he's not here. Mummy, where the fuck are you? I need that chat engagement, bitch.

Damn, did Moist Critical show his total YouTube earnings? There's a thumbnail Asmongold put up. $35 million.

I might cave and buy YouTube Premium soon.

Maybe I'll put it up on screen.

Let's watch this.

So Asmongold put up this video about how much MoistCr1TiKaL has made. 47 minutes. Oh God. I'd like to let you all know I've been actively working on my Mickey Mouse impression, so please let me know your thoughts. Pluto! So with that out of the way, I'm going to show you all of my analytics from my lifetime of

being on YouTube and Almost a decade of being—

oops, on to the video. Charlie's coded message and way to send a message to Pluto, who's on the Twitch staff, to indirectly complain. It's echoing. Yeah, I don't have my mic plugged in, so I can't be bothered about his revenue that he's making on Twitch, or the revenue that's being made on Twitch. Get to the point. As

a preface to the video, so the only— oh, not ads again.

Ads that were running on my stream. How much money did he make

in 2 days? What is that, 2 days, or is that the whole time? No. What, $1,285?

For how many days? Is that one day? Yeah, the ones that Twitch would insert themselves. So this was still without ads, by the way. Right, right. $1.2 million. Whoa! Oh, it was $1.2 million. I thought it was $1,200. In how many days?

732 June. That's in 2 years. January first to January first, 2019 to 2021. Pretty good. Then I got it. Which contract? Wha? Four million dollars. That was from January 2021 to December 2020. That's three years. Necessitated a certain amount of ads. Three minutes of ad time. Insane. And from 2021

to basically. No, the thumbnail of Aspen Gold's video said thirty-five million dollars. That must be his YouTube income. So he's just showing his Twitch income at the moment. 2025, it's ridiculous how much money these people making. Millions in a year. Maybe $4.1 million. And to those who are good— yeah, this is just Twitch overall. That's pretty good.

Pretty good. How many fucking ads?

To astute observers amongst you with those keen peepers, you might notice that my subscriptions are less than half of what they were for the previous 2 years. 100,000 subscriptions,

isn't it $5 per subscription minimum? And they got different tiers. Even though I have a lot of people took the Twitch contract, I didn't take it because I just didn't want to have to fucking, uh, they said I had to stream a certain amount of hours and like I was like, what if I don't want to? And

they're like, like that, like, like a little bit over a million dollars a year streaming on Twitch. That's, that's good. Imagine making a million dollars a year. That's pretty good.

It's decent. This is YouTube income. Why is he showing us? So people stop giving people that have— that are making a million dollars a year, they stop giving their fucking paycheck whenever they're working at Sam's Club. I'm going again.

Show you my YouTube earnings, so be ready. $35 million lifetime.

Jesus. Should I show mine? Mine's like $200,000 lifetime.

$35,870,000. I move my face.

Damn.

That's wild. Nope, nope. Fucking number one. Big money. There it is. From starting his channel in 2007. God, I wish that was me.

Oh God, I want to see PewDiePie's page. It must be like $200 million. Moist Critical has like a couple billion views. I think PewDiePie's got like 40 billion views. I don't know, 30 billion. I think Moist Crispy has like 10 billion views. PewDiePie must have like 4 times more. I reckon PewDiePie's must be like 200 million. Must

be like 150 million to 200 million. I never even imagined that amount of money was possible to earn without just being born rich. There's plenty of ways to make a ton of money. You just have to get a lot of people to Give you money. Is he? Yeah, sorry. Yeah, tons of ways to do that.

Oh my God!

I've said from day one, I got incredibly lucky. I will never be able to put into words just how lucky. I wonder what he's done with his money. Do you think he's invested it?

Yeah, yeah, I got with all of this shit here. I'm not special. I got lucky. It's funny that he says that because like it is kind of partially true, but I remember going into YouTube and going into Twitch and we like, before we were even streaming, we had already decided— me and Zach and McConnell and a couple

of my other friends— we had already decided that we were the best streamers on the platform and we hadn't even streamed by then. Yeah, I don't care. So he made $34.8 million from ads, $560,000 from memberships, $500K from Super Chats. I guess that $2K is from— I can't see it because stupid Asmongold's face blocking it. Turning off

all the ads. How much money are you leaving on the table? It's kind of hard to show it on Twitch considering both subs I wonder what that 2K is. I reckon it's much. You're missing out on about like 300K or somewhere around there, something like that. That's what I would have to— if I— you want me to

ballpark it, something like that. I've been to the point where I don't think it's even possible to use them. I still can't get like a hard number on what's like gone now or anything like that, but on YouTube I can show you directly. I wonder how much Chris Paul's made.

I've only had those things enabled for about a year. Yeah, a million dollars in a year from just— again, that just doesn't fucking sit right. Now I know there are plenty of streams. Do you want me to be honest? I'm gonna tell you guys, I want to see how much Asmongold makes. But I'm going to tell you

the truth.

I have not checked my YouTube earnings since November.

Oh, not again.

Whenever the amount of money that I made in ads— this was a good day. And, uh, peanuts? No, no, no. Here's the reason why. The big reason why is because back then the money that you would— right, ever since I've been back. Oh, is that how it's been going? Kick earnings, $75,000 for what? So things are, uh,

things are going a lot better on Kick, definitely. And, uh, the reason why is that, you know, people that watch over there, they get paid for more money and, you know, like it's just better off. And so that's 2 weeks, right? That's 2 weeks. And, uh, I wonder how much he made in 2020. Damn, I can't believe

he made $35 million in total. And then how much on Twitch? Probably like $10 million. Crazy.

The voices, what do you mean?

So many ads.

Hmm,

35 million. Hmm.

I was just watching how much money MoistCr1TiKaL has made on YouTube. He showed his analytics, said $35 million.

I can't even make minimum wage doing this. You know, I make like $110, $100, and maybe just $100 a day, and I stream about 10 hours a day.

I'm making less than minimum wage. I mean, I'd make the same amount of money if I worked, um, 7 or 8 hours a day, a normal job.

In my mind, I figure that if I'm making less than half of a minimum wage job then I'm gonna pack this in. Like, if I was streaming all day and I could only make— I don't know, I mean, still just sitting around doing nothing. Like, even if I was just making $50 a day,

but that requires me to do it all day every day.

It's just at some point you gotta think, would it just be easier if I got a real job and also open up more life opportunities like meeting people?

Because

nothing hap— as a streamer who doesn't get anywhere or grow, you got no opportunities in life. Like, you're not going to grow. No one cares about you. You're not meeting anyone. Cool. No one gives a shit about you.

It's a dead— it's basically a dead-end job when you've got no chance of making it as a streamer, or you've like peaked and plateaued.

And then you start thinking, even if I just got a normal job, I would meet people and that would like lead somewhere, maybe. You never know. And even if it doesn't, at least you're like getting out the house and doing stuff instead of just sitting in front of a camera.

You're doing your dream job.

It's not really a dream job, mate.

Stagnation is not a dream job. You want— it's exciting when it grows. When you feel like it's stagnating or declining, then it's not fun anymore.

The only fun part of social media is seeing the growth.

And then, I mean, at least if I was making above minimum wage, I wouldn't mind. Like, you want Money plus growth. If there's no growth and the money is less than minimum wage, then you start thinking, what am I doing?

Take psych classes. Yeah, Spanish girl's doing a psychology university course. It sounds really boring, right? She says she just uses ChatGPT for essays.

Now, what's the point making you do essays anymore? Because you're supposed to do essays using your analytical and thinking skills, but then you can just say, ChatGPT, give me some points that I can expand upon. You don't have to copy and paste what it says because then you get caught. You can like write up what it says

in your own words.

Is there a community college in town? No, there's a university in Plymouth.

I don't know why my screenshot button doesn't work anymore.

Function— is it Windows? It must be function F6. What about this one? Function F6. It doesn't work.

Now I've got used to Snipping Tool app.

Where's the candle?

I shaved my beard. Did you notice?

No, I don't want to do graphic design or IT. It would just be full of sweaty nerdy guys.

No thanks.

If I'm gonna have to do something, then I want to be surrounded by hot girls at least.

What? I was there.

Yeah, I'm not into graphic design or IT stuff. I'm more into psychology

and philosophy. Mm-hmm.

It's raining again.

Hairdresser? No way.

I'd be so scared cutting someone else's hair and they might get mad at me.

So I don't want to touch people's hair.

Just making my thumbnail.

Uh, shadows.

What job would I like? I don't know, something in finance, investing. I think it's pretty cool.

I want to study psychology, not for work, but for like, um, Personal relationship goals,

because I got a big problem with women thinking I don't care about them.

How do I care about people?

The hell is a GED?

General education degree.

Is Moist Critical more commonly known as Penguin Zero or Moist Critical?

Moist Critical Game. How the fuck do you spell that?

Hate people with stupid channel names.

Yeah, I mean, all right.

Check my new video.

You were just named the best crypto exchange by Forbes with high liquidity. Your trees.

So as we go up this video— God, my audio sounds so bad without my mic.

There's an echo in the whole thing. Why didn't you tell me?

Well,

you didn't say it very well,

so I just post it anyway.

January 1st to January 1st, 2019 to 2021. That— I really should have plugged in my microphone.

Do you think I should post that on YouTube? Million dollars lifetime. Jesus.

Now the only thing funny about it is how rubbish my video is. I might get people to comment. I really should have plugged in my mic. Damn it, I didn't realize it was going to echo that badly.

Professional YouTuber

posted it.

It's all your fault. You didn't tell me. All you did was say voices, as if I'm supposed to know what the fuck that means.

Fine, I'll plug in my stupid mic. Fucking idiots.

Testing, test, testing.

I hate having my mic blocking. I hate having stuff in between me and my laptop.

I don't— I put my mic stand away because I hated having the mic stand in front of me and my computer. It's annoying.

And this stupid little stand thing's so short. Where's my Rubik's Cube?

Now I stack my cup on top of my Rubik's Cube. Look at this.

Well, maybe that's my thing, that my videos are so bad. That they're funny. Okay, got my mic in, in case I react to something else.

The echo.

Expert Review Zone can't even plug in his microphone. Whoops, forgot I'm not reshooting it.

I had the craziest dream last night. I was in a girl's house in the bathroom

and, um, I was rummaging through the laundry pile looking for smelly panties,

but they had no smell and I was sad.

Damn, I'm back to 113K subs now. I lost a couple hundred subs from the rebranding.

You smell dreams? Well, I don't remember the smell from the dream, but that was what I was looking for. Some smelly panties.

I think I really got a smell fetish. Like, I nut off harder to smells than like watching actual porn.

I don't know why.

I think I'd rather be blind but have my smells

than be able to see and not smell. Like, would you rather look at the vagina or smell the vagina?

You have nice inheritance coming your way eventually. What does it matter what others make when you're set?

Do you think I'm set?

Like, if the house sells for a million

£300K inheritance tax, £700K left over split between me and my sister. £350K each. I can buy a house for that. I can get a house in Devon. I could buy 2 houses. I'll buy one for me and one to rent out.

Can easily buy a house for like £200K-ish.

Don't need a big house.

And then put the rest into stocks. Or you just put all of it in stocks and then rent,

which some people have advocated for.

Because then you just put it all into dividends, 4% yield. So to get— how much would you make? Like, imagine you got $300K

times 4%, you make $12K a year. It's not much, is it?

You'd only make $1,000 a month, but that would cover your rent, so you would live rent-free, but you wouldn't own any property.

Um, but then if you buy a house, you don't pay rent either because you own it now.

But you still gotta pay bills. I mean, you gotta pay bills anyway. You've got to pay repairs. When you rent a house, you don't pay repairs.

So then you don't pay rent because you own the house, but now you don't have like a big amount of savings to have passive income.

Be in charge of sound noise levels? How? What, soundproofing? Well, I'd want a detached house ideally.

Which one's better?

4% annual passive income, which means you— I don't know, because rent will go up, so eventually £1,000 a month isn't going to be enough. Whereas you own the house, you always not have to pay anything monthly. Apart from the normal bills which you pay anyway when you're renting.

Can't really escape stuff like council tax, utility bills.

Well, I don't have— I guess I'm lucky here because I don't hear anything through the walls.

Only time I hear something is if I'm in the conservatory and they're outside.

Which is rare because the weather is always rubbish here.

Well, you could get earplugs, but it's not very comfortable, is it?

But I really appreciate the silence here. It's dead quiet. It's like you've gone deaf. There's not even any traffic noise. You don't hear anything here.

I think buying a house

would make more fiscal sense than having passive income and renting. If it's only $300K, you're only going to get $1,000 a month if you have 4% yield, which is

Low risk. I mean, you could get 8%, which is riskier.

I think you would have more, um,

peace of mind if you bought the house.

And then, because I mean, what are your monthly expenses going to be if you own the house and you don't have to pay rent? It's gonna be like £200 food, £100-ish council tax, £150 electricity, random subscriptions £150. Monthly expense is gonna be like £600 a month. It's not gonna be hard to make that even on YouTube.

Plus you could always sell the house because it will go up in value.

Or you could just rent out the house and then you rent somewhere.

So then you get rental income that pays for your rent. So no, no, I wouldn't get a mortgage. I just buy outright.

I'm saying like in this scenario where I get $300K,

fictional scenario.

Can do modifications. Yeah, that's nice. You also don't have to worry about getting kicked out or evicted or rent hikes.

So I don't know if I'm set for life,

as the comment said, the one and only comment on my new video.

You are new Asmongold. You'd be much happier if you wouldn't concentrate on cash so much.

Not much else to focus on.

What if you hate your neighbors? Yeah, then you can't move out. You gotta sell the house.

You might do like a scouting

mission and you think, oh, the neighbors are fine. You move in and then the neighbors move out and then you get new neighbors and they're not fine.

That's why you want land. You want a house that's surrounded by land, which is why my mum's house is so nice because there's no neighbors nearby. You want a nice bit of land, put a house in the middle.

I hate what they've done to YouTube comments. I just want to see all the comments on my new video, but it will just show the top comments, and I have to click on sort by newest and then response status, and then I gotta check unresponded, responded, and new replies to your response. I gotta click 5 things to

be able to see all the comments.

Getting hungry. I didn't have dinner last night. I had that ramen about 5 PM,

and then I just wasn't hungry.

Why can't I just have all comments?

Newest and then unclick all these.

You know what game I wish I got for streaming? Assassin's Creed Shadows.

Uh, the theme is relevant to me. The gameplay is better than stupid Call of Duty. It's got story mode. I don't think online shooters are my thing,

but £60— it was on sale a month ago.

I think a game where there's a definitive beginning and end,

where I can like work towards the end of the game, would be more rewarding and experience the story.

I got Kingdom Come 2, but I got bored of it. I got so bored I just ended up

like perving on the wenches in the bathhouse. God, they were so hot.

Uh, the— have you seen the bathmaid wenches in Kingdom Come 2? They wear like a— it just looks like a white wet shirt where you can see the nipples through it. And then I knocked them out and dragged them around so you could see up the skirt. They're not wearing any underwear.

And there's even a slit. I can't believe— is that like a weird, like a texture glitch, or did they actually model in a vagina? It's a vertical slit, but there's no anus.

I hate games where you can drag the bodies around cuz I end up doing stupid stuff like that and then get all horny.

Like, I hate Cyberpunk because they got a willy, and then I spent way too long making a hot girl with a big floppy cock. And then when you hold down the click to make her pivot to turn the camera around, the willy flops side to side, and I got strangely aroused.

Look fucking hot. Big boobs, hot girl, big fat cock.

I saw your Chris Broad drama video, you destroyed him. Yeah, I called him a stupid fucking dick.

I should have added in the bit where I said he only is upset because she's a woman. He never complains about other sensationalist YouTubers who are guys. I mean, he likes Bold and Bankrupt, but he also does sensationalism.

Chris acts like Japan's his territory.

Some people are just never happy. Gotta find something to whine about.

Like, he criticizes Oriental Pearl for like drama baiting or trying to get clicks off of drama by making a video, but he's the one who started it. If he's so against using drama, then why did he start Attacking her. Should have just kept his mouth shut.

I'm just defending my friend, An Ming.

She did nothing wrong.

Yeah, I watched that High Peak Auto guy. He bought a Ford Fiesta for £200. Estimated about £500 to fix it up to a standard you could sell it, and then he's going to sell it for £1,000. Makes tidy couple hundred profit. Seems pretty easy.

Maybe I'll do that.

I'll go on AutoTrader.

And then sort by

low to high.

What we got?

Hmm.

Got a Ford S-Max, £250. I can't believe these cars are so cheap.

What's the worst that could happen? Is that I buy a dud and I got to scrap it? Okay, it just cost me £200. I risk more day trading.

Yeah, they, they were going to scrap that car, so he bought it. And then he fixed it up.

The problem is I need help because I need to go drive to see the car, and then I need someone to drive the car back to my place. I can't drive 2 cars at once.

Can I filter out spares and repairs?

Distance within 30 miles, it's 18,000 cars for sale.

Tavistock, Renault Clio, £295. £20 a year road tax.

It's a Renault Clio 1.5 Dynamique,

122,000 miles, 2005 reg.

Call Mark.

So if I spend £500 on fixing it up, I gotta sell it for £1,000. Who's gonna buy it for £1,000?

I wouldn't repair it, I'd pay for it to be repaired. Like the high auto peak guy does.

It just seems too risky.

Buy at an auction. Well, not auto trader.

Like, you can't buy it from a dealership because they've already marked it up for profit. So you would buy it and then only be able to sell it for what you bought it for. So you gotta get a bargain, don't you?

Oh, what if I buy laundrette?

Buy laundrette, Devon.

How'd you buy those?

Laundrettes for sale.

£70,000. It makes £60,000 a week turnover. Well then, why are you selling it? Like, if it's such a cash cow, why are you selling it then?

Enjoy high-profile trading position fronting busy thoroughfare leading to nearby town center.

Nah, I can't be bothered.

Too much work.

Hmm, stick to low-cost, low-risk

business ideas.

Low risk, low reward.

Minimum effort, maximum outcome.

Yeah, it's good YouTube content, but I can't dox it because I got toxic people obsessed with me. Try and ruin it, wouldn't they?

I've got too many toxic, mentally ill people trying to ruin my life.

Like, I had some mentally ill whack job send me an email a couple days ago. It was like, I'm gonna fucking kill you, you fucking stupid fucking loser. Like, just pure mental retardation.

The whole thing was just like, I'm gonna fucking fucking kill you.

Yeah, sure you are.

Report it to the police? What are they gonna do?

Where everyone tuning in from?

People hate me.

These people are just psychos.

Getting death threats for what?

Not even political. I don't have an agenda.

It's crazy.

No one said anything about the echoing voices. They probably didn't even watch the video.

Ah, sometimes wearing glasses gives me such a headache. It's like it fatigues all this area where it sits. It's just really annoying having this chunk of plastic stuck on your face all day.

I just feel tired around this area. I want a nice face massage.

And then my little nose pads they keep— the glue keeps

fading and then it slips off. I used to superglue it on,

but I realized if it's gotten to a point where it's slipping off, it's probably old and full of grease, and I should probably change it anyway, put a new one on. I had to put these foam pads on, otherwise it keeps slipping. Down my nose.

What time is it? 11 o'clock.

Might make some bacon and eggs.

Wow, 75 views already.

I got 2K views on my Chris Broad video.

Sora the Troll made a video as well. Well, it was just him streaming, and then he clipped it like I did. It's funny, Chris said this one thing and then created all this drama, and then he moans about YouTubers milking drama. Then why did you just give us ammunition, you dumb fuck?

Chris bashed Oriental Pearl

for sensationalism

because she went around looking for graffiti to complain about how Japan's falling, the fall of Japan.

How many more views until 35 million? Well, I have 40 million views. I need 10 billion views, so only another

9.5 billion views to go, guys.

My total views are—

I don't even have 40 million. I got 39 million and I only made $120,000 in total.

So if I had 100 million, I would have made $200,000.

So if I had 10 times that, I would have made $1 million-ish. So it's like $1 million for a billion views, roughly.

Why my sex doll tore my anus.

How my sex doll destroyed my anal sphincter.

Why I regret buying the 12-inch dildo. Should have gotten 8 inches.

Jimmy Carr was on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire with Jeremy Clarkson. Whatever happened to Chris Tarrant?

Let me run you through them, if I may. Okay, there are 15 questions between now and a million pounds. Okay, you've got 4 lifelines. You've got 50/50. Okay, you got 2 phone a friends because there's no audience because of the COVID Oh, I thought that was just because people preferred Tarrant.

Oh, is this old? He said Because of what? COVID. They also look younger, so this must be old. You know, in a few minutes, yeah, you're gonna be doing that. It is kind of nerve-wracking just to be out here in the middle of this. Uh, so that's safety nets. I know what this is like to watch at

home. Oh, that's what we're looking for. Courts. The organization known as UCAS is most associated with which of these places? Museums, universities, hospitals, or courts? I want to say universities because it's got a U in it. Is, uh, C, universities, final answer. You've just made it to your first. Yeah, I got it right.

Easy. A dead lion with the quote, out of the strong came forth sweetness, appears on the packaging of which product? With the quote, out of the strong came forth sweetness, appears on the packaging of which product created in the 1880s? A product created in the 1880s? Fry's Chocolate Cream, Lyle's Golden Syrup, Horlicks, or McVitie's Digestives? Do you

say digestives or digestives? Out of the strong came forth sweetness.

So it's like a strong taste and then becomes sweet. In the 1880s, I'm thinking golden syrup.

Isn't— what is Horlicks? Is that porridge?

Do they even have McVitie's Digestives in the 1880s. I, I do not know the answer, but I know a guy that does.

I would like to ask the host.

Right, here's what I think.

Only one of those has a lion on it. I used to have that treacle on my porridge. Yeah, I think it's golden syrup. And it was. It's me. It's Lion's Golden Syrup. That's my final answer. It's funny they got the ask the host thing instead of phone a friend.

Or was it in addition? Lion's Golden Syrup. Final answer.

I have to ask the computer to reveal the correct To reveal.

Yeah, I got it right.

How much money? Mars is— I made £16,000. Thank you very much. Righty-ho, this is your question, Jimmy Carr. The atmosphere of Mars is composed primarily of which gas? Helium.

Nitrogen, carbon dioxide, or methane? Is it methane or methane? Atmosphere of Mars, not helium.

I don't think it's carbon dioxide because you'd need plants, wouldn't you? It's either nitrogen or methane.

I must say methane.

Um, I think it's carbon dioxide,

uh, but I couldn't swear to it. I think I should phone a friend. Who wants to read out? Composed primarily of carbon dioxide. Who's 15? Uh, oh, nitrogen and, um, helium got eliminated. It's either CO2 or methane. Do that. Remember, carbon dioxide. They still— when have they answered? Uh, it was carbon dioxide. I was wrong.

I thought there wouldn't be carbon dioxide on it if there's no vegetation.

I went on to that livestreams— livestream fails subreddit, and the whole thing is just making fun of Hasan shocking his dog.

Oh yeah, plants absorb it, they don't create it. Yeah, but I thought animals create it, but there's no animals on Mars. So what's creating the carbon dioxide?

And I thought Mars had no ozone layer, so why would it have an atmosphere? I don't know.

Or does it have an ozone layer?

It's crazy to think there was once water on it.

And then everything just died.

Maybe life started on Mars and then they advanced and came to the Earth,

but then they went extinct and then all the technology was lost. Billions of years ago. Maybe life originated on Mars and then moved to Earth. That's my theory.

What would happen if they nuked Mars?

Mm-hmm.

Might

make some food.

Bacon and eggs.

Yeah, didn't Elon Musk say to terraform Mars, nuking it could work?

And they need to make some kind of orbital station where they can just shoot off a giant laser like the Death Star. Terraforming platform.

Is it a bad thing to say that I felt sorry for the Robert Daly guy from USS Callister episode?

Come on, he's just a human being. Okay, he did some bad things like enslaving the clone versions of his coworkers, but at least he didn't rape anyone.

And he was being bullied. Of course that would turn him into a monster.

I'm just showing some empathy and compassion.

I'm not saying what he did was right. I'm just saying maybe if people treated him nicer.

Yeah, obviously it's no excuse to do that, but I'm just saying.

Felt a bit sorry for him.

I felt sorry for him at the end of the sequel where his, his cloned version who is trapped inside of the game engine

creating worlds forever for infinity all alone,

and then he wanted to copy and paste the girl out of the game instead of cut and paste. So he had a companion. I thought, yeah, I mean, if I'm stuck in this stupid fucking game forever all alone,

I felt kind of sorry for him.

What even is Sword Art Online? It's like some game, isn't it?

I'm hungry.

So maybe I shouldn't say out loud that I have empathy for psychos.

Testing.

Yeah, people always bash me for not having empathy, but then when I have empathy for someone but it's not for the right person, then I'm bad.

I just told Spanish girl that I felt a bit sorry for the Robert Daley guy. She reacted with a shocked emoji.

Maybe it wasn't a good move.

There must be cooking oil splattered all over my bathrobe at this point.

Hmm,

I've got Rustler's Burger. I could have that, have a break from bacon and eggs. I might have the pie for dinner.

Oh, cheeseburger.

Air fry 4 minutes. I thought I was being weird air frying it.

Eat the food I was gonna bring to my girlfriend. I wasn't gonna bring it.

But she was like, oh, I can't afford to pay for food. I said, I'll bring sandwiches.

She thought I was kidding, but that was a practical solution.

I don't have enough for petrol. Oh, don't worry, I'll siphon some out of someone else's car.

There was just no point anymore. She was just like shooting down all my ideas. She obviously has some reason for not wanting to meet.

I just don't, don't really buy this I can't afford £20 for petrol excuse. But then it makes me wonder, like, if it was a lie to cover up another reason, why not come up with a more believable excuse like, oh, I got called in for work that day, oh, I gotta cover a shift? Oh, my car's broken

down, won't be able to get fixed until next week. Like, not being able to afford £20 for petrol is not really believable, which makes me think it is actually the reason. Even if it's a silly reason, it's the actual reason because you could have come up with a better lie if there's like another reason that you didn't

want to meet up on the weekend,

which leads me to believe that that was the actual reason.

Or maybe there's like a more embarrassing reason,

but still, my other point stands. They could have come up with a better excuse.

I think if the actual, like, I mean, if the given reason seems so silly, then it might be actually true, even if you think it's so silly. I just, I don't know, like even if you're in massive debt and you're like, spent this month, I don't see it. Like, okay, it's just an extra £20 on top of

that. It's not going to really change anything. But then is it like the final extra £20 that breaks the camel's back?

I don't know, still feel peeved about it. But whatever.

I mean, it doesn't bode well

for my desire for eagerness.

Hello, Mommy, how you tuning in from?

Miss you so much. No.

Just kidding.

Not. Just kidding.

Not.

Double triple bluff.

Yeah, there used to be this kid at school at Cornwallis who would say, fuck off, Dan. Not really. It was really annoying. I mean, do you want me to fuck off or what?

You'll be like, fuck off, Dan. Just kidding.

Oh, hilarious. Such a jokester.

I feel less sick now. It's nice.

Yeah, Chicken Feet's not banned. He just got bored, I guess.

I thought it's because I raged at him after he said that thing about market being closed even though it was after market hours.

And then he was like, oh, there's no, no volume. Yeah, it still goes up and down though, even after market.

Oh yeah, Spark Mac. Why did I ban him? Because he kept saying weird stuff about my sister. I think he kept saying weird stuff about my sister. I banned him, didn't I? And I banned Sneedfeed as well because he was just annoying all the time.

I'm quite pleased with my speedy recovery from my sickness.

Gunnar Larsson's not banned, but he hasn't been around recently.

I feel like it's been ages since I went on a drive.

Oh, I need to burn my burger. I didn't realize it was cooking so fast. Jesus, I thought it was like a hash brown. The hash brown's been taking ages.

These are the best burgers ever. I would die on that hill.

I went to Shake Shack in Osaka because I wanted to eat at a place where you didn't have to talk to anyone. Shake Shack had these tablets, so I went in and ordered,

and it was like ¥2,000 for a burger, and it wasn't even that good.

I'd much rather have the wrestlers.

AJ finding a new Filipino— I mean, Indonesian Chad. Surfing Indonesian Chad.

Who's not buying anything for this stream?

Burger.

My burger. I think it's raining all day.

Oh God, I hate the weekends so much. So boring. There's no stocks.

Why don't you trade crypto?

Trade your backside. Oh, it's hot.

Spasm. Yeah, it's all hard because I overcooked it.

It's like plastic.

Thanksgiving is the worst, especially if— is it always on a weekend? Because then they have Friday and Monday off, so it's 4 days with no stocks. Christmas is bad as well.

Crunchy. Isn't it Thanksgiving soon? I hate Thanksgiving.

And then when that president guy died, they took a day off, didn't they? Jimmy Carter.

And you've got Martin Luther King Day,

Veterans Day, Saints Day,

New Year Day.

That meme is so true of that guy just standing there staring into the abyss

on the weekend.

I saw this video about this guy who did this experiment where

if a stock went down 5%,

he'd buy $5, and if it went up 5%, he would sell $5, and he never lost any money trading. He made it into like an automated script.

If it was that easy, why didn't everyone do it?

Yeah, how about

Every day, if it goes down, you buy, and if it goes up, you sell, say, 2% of it, right? And start off day 1, £1,000 in S&P 500.

If it goes down tomorrow, I'm going to sell 2%. If it goes up, I'm going to— no, the opposite. If it goes down 2%, I'm going to buy Now, if it goes down anything at all, you buy 2%. If it goes up anything at all the next day, you sell 2%.

Do you think that would make money?

Maybe I'll ask AI this scenario.

Copilot. Hey there, great to have you here. So what's on your mind? Hello, so I have a question. Ayla, absolutely. Go ahead and hit me with your question. I'm all ears. So if you bought £1,000 worth of the S&P 500 back in the year 2000, but if it goes down, then you sell 2% of it that day,

but if it goes up the next day— no, wait, let me start again. So if you buy £1,000 of S&P 500 in 2010 And every day, if it goes down, then you buy 2% more. But if it goes up that day, you sell 2% of it. How much would you have today?

All right, so if you'd bought £1,000 of the S&P 500 in 2010 and followed that little 2% daily up and down strategy until now, you'd actually have a pretty intriguing outcome. Over these years, the S&P 500 has grown significantly by well over 200%. So your approach of selling a bit on the up days and buying a bit

more on the down days would likely have smoothed out some volatility and possibly left you with a pretty nice sum today. Let me know if you want to dive deeper into the numbers. Yeah, how much is the sum?

All right, so let's break it down. Since 2010, the S&P 500 has roughly tripled in value. It's gone up about 200— Mm-hmm. What was that? Ah, I was just giving you a little space in case you had more to add, but no worries. So yeah, basically you'd be looking at a few thousand pounds today if you played

your cards right. Let me know if you need anything else. So you're saying if I invested £1,000 in S&P 500, I'd only have a few thousand pounds today?

So checking the actual numbers here, if you had invested £1,000 in the S&P 500 back in 2010, just a straightforward investment, the index has actually returned around 6.5 to 7 times your initial amount by now. That means your £1,000 would have grown to roughly £7,000 if you'd just held on to it and reinvested dividends. So you definitely

end up with more than just a few thousand. It turns out it's quite a bit more. So the selling 2% of it, if it goes up every day, would not be a good strategy in the long run. You're absolutely right. That kind of constant back and forth would honestly eat into your returns with all those little sales.

Simply holding would have been the real winner over time. So yeah, yeah, that's the problem because the market goes up more than it goes down, so you would be selling more than you're buying.

So I don't know about that.

Maybe for short-term trading that works.

Okay, what if when it goes down you buy 4%, but if it goes up you sell 2%?

So you're always buying more than you're selling.

Every time you buy, it's a pullback and goes down 2%. Yeah,

but then it will go back up, won't it? So you'd be glad that you bought.

That was lunch. 400 calories. I don't know if I start exercising again

or if it's too soon.

How many days off can I take before I start losing my muscle?

Don't want to lose my gains.

Might have an orange. Oh, I didn't take my zinc.

I nearly choked on it yesterday. I had water with it, the water all went down, and then the tablet got stuck in my throat.

I couldn't inhale, otherwise I risk it going into my lung.

Yeah, I know, Vegan Gains. What happened to him?

Oh, what happened to that Sneako guy as well?

I remember Ice making fun of him on the stream. Testing.

Who remembers the episode of Never Mind the Buzzcocks where Simon Amstell mocks a guy called Preston until he storms off and leaves the show?

Wasn't he married to Paris Hilton? This Preston guy.

The clip's gone viral, it's got like 7 million views on it. So I watched it remembering when I saw it on TV, it was like very funny. Everyone made fun of the Preston guy and thought he was a bad sport. And like Simon, Bill Bailey, they were so funny. But you look at the comments now, tone has

completely shifted. And everyone's defending Preston and saying that the hosts were jerks.

And even people saying stuff like, at the time I remember it being very funny, but looking back, yeah, they were dicks to him, mocking his wife to his face, expecting him to laugh along with it. And I thought, people have either matured or society has just moved along to be more

empathetic. Um,

it's kind of like the popular kids at school bullying this guy and then everyone laughing and then later feeling sorry for the guy. Like, maybe the guy did the right thing standing up for his wife and not like laughing at the jokes against her with them.

Simon Amstall has always been a bit of a prick.

I wonder what he's up to these days.

He left television and then tried to do stand-up comedy in America. I watched his stuff and it was just not very good. It was like a lot of gay jokes.

And what happened to all the other people? Like Phil Jupiter, what does he do now? Bill Bailey's old.

A lot of TV shows back then used to be about mocking people. Like, there was a show called Mock the Week, Dara O'Briain.

That stuff just doesn't fly anymore.

It's like humanity has kind of matured in a way.

It's like how the internet used to be very cutthroat, now it's very moderated. Can't get away with a lot of that stuff now.

Maybe it's a good thing.

You made $200K doing this, you don't have Any money now? What the fuck did you spend your money on?

Um, chasing a dream of

finding the perfect girlfriend.

Didn't work though, did it?

All those travel expenses racked up.

Yeah, I had a dream.

Find the perfect girl, live happily ever after. I was willing to blow all my money chasing that dream.

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Yep, 17, 15K lost on stocks, 15K lost on taxes,

15K lost on a car, rest lost on Airbnb, flights, hotels, Uber Eats, tech.

Tech, probably like $5K plus, probably like $8K. Laptops, phones, tablets,

GoPros.

Didn't invest. I didn't invest any of the money. I didn't save any of it. And then when I did invest, I lost half of it. And that wasn't YouTube money, that was my inheritance money.

$3K loss on that deposit for the Rotterdam apartment.

Nearly $2K I blew on that life-size sex doll.

I didn't put any of it into something safe.

I just thought I'd keep making that money forever.

I mean, I'm still making that money. I'm still making a couple thousand. I never made more than a couple thousand a month. The best month I ever had was like 4K on YouTube. The best month I had ever was actually back in July this year. I made 7K.

I bought the life-size sex doll thinking it would be amazing content. The video got demonetized, and actually I just— I was curious. To see what it was like.

A lot of experience in life. Well, it's not really helping me now, is it?

YouTube should come with a warning saying

You may not be making this money forever. Invest wisely, otherwise it's back to stacking shelves in your 40s.

Oh, it's cold.

Even the video where I unboxed the sex doll got demonetized, even though I blurred out the actual sex doll.

Monetization was way stricter because of the adpocalypse. I think you could get away with it now.

Because you can, you can even say fuck and the C-word and not get demonetized nowadays.

That's why I started saying cereal, because if you said sex, you'd get instantly demonetized.

You're buying gold and not a meme stock. Also, you know how to save for taxes. Yeah, I guess so.

Better late than never.

I made 25% returns on my gold.

I'll do one more hour, then a break. And then Battlefield 6.

I should do a tally of how many times I die.

Any new games coming out soon?

Arc Raiders, boring.

Fellowship, uh, looks ugly. It's like Overwatch vibes. I hate Overwatch.

What about Arena Breakout?

Fight, loot, and extract or lose it all. Unforgiving PvPvE combat. Sounds interesting, and it's free.

I don't really like PvE.

More casual Tarkov plays

like Tarkov except it doesn't feel like a second job. It's actually enjoyable. Might give it a try. 70 gigabytes.

I need to free up some space.

Delete.

Hmm, why am I nearly out of space? Delete Hitman.

Hades 2? Nah, boring. Yeah, I used to play a lot of Cult of the Lamb back in Thailand. It was quite fun. I like the music.

I've already played so much Hades 2, I don't really want to play it anymore.

So there's 2 hours remaining.

Good thing downloading stuff doesn't affect my stream.

No Man's Sky. I used to play that. Got bored.

I got bored because you can just get infinite money by just raiding those fleets that float around in space, and then you rob the, the mining ships, and then you just get thousands of money.

And then I built a house. I didn't know what else to do with it. You remember Palworld? I played quite a lot of Palworld. I got quite addicted.

I remember making— I remember finding a ruined castle and then trying to like renovate the ruined castle by— I built like walls to fix up the castle.

It looked pretty cool. Palworld was fun.

I really, really like Sons of the Forest as well. It was quite fun chopping down trees and building a little base.

Me and Pia used to play it together.

Isn't Nintendo still trying to sue Palworld?

Yeah, Sons of the Forest was fun. I like those like cannibal tribespeople that attack you and then you can cut off their legs and cook it on the fire and eat it.

I put all these traps around my base and they would just run into them and get butchered.

I just really like the tree, tree chopping mechanics.

It was very realistic the way the tree would fall down in the direction you cut it, and then chop up the logs and you like stack them up, make a wall, make a log cabin.

Well, there wasn't much else to do.

Yeah, I saw Green Hell. It looked the same but in like a jungle instead of a forest.

I can't wait for the sickness to go.

2 hours and a half remaining for Arena Breakout Infinite.

I wonder what Venus Angelic's up to now. Check her Reddit.

Venus cursing at Blackpink harassment on streets of Europe.

It's lagging.

What, is she harassing food delivery drivers? She's like giving the middle finger to food delivery drivers.

Oh, look at her fingernails, they're all brown and dirty.

Oh God,

nigger!

That wasn't me saying that. That was Venus Angelic.

They should have put a warning on that. Jesus Christ, fucking Venus.

She's going around the streets saying the N-word to food delivery people.

Getting hot. Am I gonna get in trouble? I didn't say it, fucking Venus said it.

I'm not going to get in trouble, am I?

Hmm, won't be watching— going on that Reddit anymore.

Thank God I dodged that bullet.

Kick doesn't allow that word. Well, I don't know, they gave me a bollocking just because I wasn't talking.

I can't believe I thought she was normal.

You know, I kind of got excited when she started watching my streams.

I didn't realize what she had become.

50 minutes to go, then Battlefield.

She called me a mongoloid cuck on her Instagram, saying I look gay when I vape,

like I'm being forced to do it at gunpoint.

Yeah, well, I'm not doing it to look cool. I'm just doing it because, I mean, a viewer sent it to me, so it'd be rude if I didn't use it.

I've used more than half the liquid.

God, it's still raining. It's raining every day this week.

Viewer sent 12-inch dildo. Yeah, but that thing was massive. Should have sent a smaller one

if he wanted me to actually use it.

I can't show off my biceps anymore because it's too cold just to wear a t-shirt.

Well, everyone tuning in from— guys, I don't know what to say anymore.

It feels so nice putting a toothpick in my ear. It's like, again, a massage inside of your head.

Talk about plans for next year.

Hmm.

Depends on 2 outcomes. Either I'm still with my girlfriend or it didn't work out. If I'm still with her,

like, how long

until we live together is what I'm thinking.

Like, how long is this whole meeting every other weekend gonna go on for until either we break up or we decide to live together?

And is that what she's looking for? I mean, she said she's looking for a serious relationship.

How do you have a serious relationship where you're only meeting twice a month? Doesn't sound very serious.

Did I sort out why she bailed last time? Well, she just says she's very tight on money and doesn't want me to pay.

Maybe she feels like,

like a,

like an escort if I keep paying for everything.

So let's say we'd stay together.

It's gotta head to this direction where we are living together.

Which means I gotta get a new place because I wouldn't want to live with her here. There's too much risk.

So then I gotta think about moving out.

But if I just suddenly like say, oh, I'm planning to move near you, it's kind of weird, isn't it?

Yeah, and then I don't know about streaming because I know Kick might be over next year, and then I mean that's good because then I don't have to worry about streaming, but then it's bad because then I've got to get a job.

But if Kick's still around next year, it's good because I make money, but it's bad Because, well, I can't stream in the house,

so I'll have to like drive somewhere and then sit in the car to stream.

And then I'd only be able to stream like 6 hours a day, making, making $11 an hour, and I can only stream 6 hours a day.

That's like $66 a day, and I can only stream 5 days a week. I would only make $1,300,

which is only £900 a month,

which is not enough. So I would have to get a job anyway.

So

even if Kick is still around next year, I won't be able to put in the hours to make enough to make it worth doing over a normal job,

will it? I'm only making good money because I can stream every day and I stream like 10 hours a day. I wouldn't want to do that if I had a girlfriend

where we're meeting more than twice a month. So it might— I mean, it kind of hinges on this girlfriend thing. If it doesn't work out Then I

don't know, really. I might just move back in with my mum and then save money

and then try and find a new girlfriend. I think, I think if this doesn't work out, I'm not going to, like, jump straight back onto apps to find a new girlfriend straight away. I'd probably give it a break. I wouldn't try looking for a new girlfriend until after July next year.

So I don't know,

I don't think that she would be happy with me like changing up my whole life to accommodate her.

She'd be like, oh, you shouldn't do that just for me. You should find someone in your local area. But if she's going to think that in the future, she would be thinking that now and then she would end it now, wouldn't she?

Let's say she's— she would— I would say, I can move nearer to you. And then she tells me no, she doesn't want me to, like, do all that.

So I kind of have to have the assumption that at some point she would want to live together

unless she's happy living with her parents, which I don't think she is.

It's tricky.

So let's say it doesn't work out.

Hmm, I think I will move out of this house and go back to my mum's to save money. Lick my wounds. And I won't recommence girlfriend searching until summer 2026. I'll hibernate for the winter, focus on myself for a bit.

Did I find what?

So these are the 2 scenarios.

It's very, very tricky.

And then there's also the scenario where she finds out and is she going to stay with me or leave me because of it?

In which case

Oh God, I mean, maybe I come clean before moving in together happens, because if we move in together and then she finds out and leaves me, then I'm like stuck in a new house alone.

So maybe at some point I gotta come clean

and just accept fate,

but we don't know if things are going to get that far yet. It's still early stages, so there's no point worrying about that now.

No, if we're gonna live together, it's not gonna be here.

Yeah, very tricky. You've got to think of a timeline, but obviously it's not going to happen this year,

and I don't want to move house before having the talk. About are we gonna live together.

If I was gonna move, it's got to be a bit closer to Kent,

definitely not further.

Mm, got a lot of things to consider. I'm not doxxing my new place if I get a new place.

I learned my lesson.

How would I stream if she lived with you? Well, that's the problem.

I wouldn't be able to stream enough hours

to make it worth doing anymore, which means I'm probably gonna have to get a job. And then just call it quits on this whole streaming stuff.

Because, um, if I can only stream 6 or 7 hours a day, it's not enough. I'd only make $60 a day, and I can only stream 4 or 5 days a week if she's got weekends off. Because if you say she's gonna get a job as well Which I would expect

she would have at least 2 or 3 days off a week.

So yeah, everything is so rocky. You got Kick. I don't know if Kick's gonna be around or not.

You got, um, it's, are we even going to last together long enough to get to the point where we move in together?

I feel like things are already kind of rocky, but that's just from my end. From her end, things are pretty fine and she just wouldn't understand why I'm freaking out about 2 weeks.

But if things don't work out, I'll probably move out here.

Well, I mean, I could move out now. It makes sense. 'Cause I could just tell her, oh, I wanna save money, I wanna be closer to my family,

there's more job opportunities in Kent.

No, I think she seems pretty happy to not meet for 2 weeks. It's just me who seems really unhappy about it.

I mean, she's the one deciding. The frequency.

Give her the ick if you move back in with your mum. Yeah, I did think of that,

but I've already told her, like, um, I wish I lived a bit closer to Kent. Like, I've subtly dropped it.

And I have said stuff like, oh, I wish I had a place with central heating because my place is so cold.

Ow, I felt something move in there.

So yeah, I don't know. So everything's so random. I can't— all I can do is plan for every outcome because there's like an equal chance of every outcome happening, and it's so unpredictable. I don't know what's going to happen to Kick. I don't know if I'm going to lose KCIP.

Losing KCIP would make things a lot easier because then I don't have to stream, but then I've got to get a job. But even if I didn't lose KCIP and I had a live-in girlfriend, I wouldn't be able to stream enough to make enough money to make it worth doing over a normal job anymore.

So unless I become a day trader by next year, I gotta get a job.

And then if it doesn't work out, move back with my mum, then it'll be nice if I still had Kick because then I can just grind money.

And then I would just like grind as much money as I can. And I don't know if I would rent again. I think it would probably be better if I just stayed at my mum's house and tried to save like up money to buy a house. But then if I buy a house, I have no more flexibility

and I'm stuck there.

Or I could rent it out. Or put it on Booking as a hotel. So, I mean, just because you buy a house doesn't mean you're stuck there.

Like the house, the cottage I stayed at last weekend was just some couple. They said it was their first house or their second house and they charged like £100 a night and do that if it's booked 15 days a month.

I'll just manage my house bookings and I'll live at my mum's house.

And I don't have tenants, so I don't have to kick them out. It would just be like short-term holiday travelers who would stay there.

Yeah, it would depend on the mortgage agreement. I'd have to get a buy-to-let mortgage, so I would need a 20% deposit. How would I buy a house? Well, I'd live at my mum's house and save up money.

If I get a buy-to-let, um, and I spend like £250K,

I need a £50K deposit.

I need a big fat deposit to increase my chances.

So yeah, I'm not saying that it'd be easy to get a mortgage, which is why I need a bigger deposit. But if I still have Kick and I live at my mum's house, I'll be making $3K a month with no expenses. In 1 year I could save $36K. In 2 years I'll have $70K.

But can I go 2 years without trying to find a new girlfriend? I don't think so.

But then if you rent again, then you're like stuck renting. Then you're never going to be able to save up for a house.

I don't trust myself that if things don't work out, I won't be able to not try and get a new girlfriend for 2 years.

So I don't know what the long-term plan would be. Like, do I have the self-control to just grind money for 2 years straight? Which is still not really gonna— I mean, a £70K deposit. I'll be 38. £70K would be quite a nice amount of money to put down on a house. And then I get a buy-to-let house.

Mortgage.

Yeah, we've got taxes as well. Very tough.

And then if I get a job, then living at my mum's house would still make sense because then I get to keep all my earnings.

I could just go grind Uber Eats and do Beelivery. I'll try that McDonald's by the motorway. Seemed pretty active.

I'll probably have to put getting a girlfriend on hold if things don't work out with this one.

Otherwise, I'm never gonna get closer to my goal.

Yeah, I didn't make any money last time because I gave up and I got lazy. I felt like I'm not gonna bother doing this for £5 when I just sit at home streaming.

So those are the plans. It all depends what happens with Kick and my GF,

but I'm, I'm in like a state of limbo right now.

It's not £5 an hour, it's £5 a delivery. And it will take about 20 minutes per delivery. So if I do 3 in an hour, it's about £15 an hour. Genius. There's no way they're just paying you £5 if it takes you an hour to do the delivery. For that, it would— they'd pay you like £12 if

it's an hour driving time.

And then this morning I shat myself. I thought it was a fart, and it was wet fart with yellow diarrhea.

So that wasn't good.

So things can only go up from here.

Yeah, it's happened a few times. When you think it's a fart and it comes out as liquid.

Now, we really would like to buy a house because I could live in it and paying mortgage is better than paying rent, or I could rent it out and then I'm making income whilst I live at my mum's house, and then I'll just manage my property.

I'll charge $120 a night,

make $3K a month.

But yeah, I really, um, don't know really.

The problem is boredom makes you go in search for a girlfriend and also buy things, which really sets you back with your goals.

Well,

I really, really, really, really don't think Kick is going to last for 2 years.

I'd be grateful if it lasts 2 months because I'm already like mentally prepared for just losing it

and getting a job. Like, I'm really seeing that as a very possible reality.

And next year when I, when I do my taxes, I will have reported an income of like $25K, which would look pretty good for a mortgage lender. Because they only want like 6 months of records.

But I'd still need like 50K for a fat deposit, especially for a buy-to-let.

And then if I get a girlfriend or still have my girlfriend, I will live in my house with her. If I don't have a girlfriend, I will rent it out

and live at my mum's. And then I'll just focus on like managing my property whilst looking for a girlfriend. And then if I get a new girlfriend, then I'll just stop renting out my house and kick the people out. Well, I'm not going to rent it. I'm going to like book it out. So no one's going to

be living there,

and then the bookers can pay my mortgage.

Maybe I'll pay someone to manage it for me, make sure it's all done properly.

Those my plans.

Oh, I just give up and go back to Japan, go on Tinder. Who knows?

No, I don't want to go to Japan anymore. I want to buy a house. I've decided.

You're visibly unraveling the past couple of weeks. Yeah, well, I'm very stressed out about the RNG factor in my life right now over things I cannot control. I cannot control my girlfriend. I cannot control Kick.

I cannot control the stability of my income sources.

There's a lot of, I'll do this if this happens. There's none— nothing where I really feel like I have full control over.

You can't control people.

So yeah, it's just basically a wait-and-see scenario at this moment whilst I plan out things for multiple outcomes. There's losing Kick, losing girlfriend, keeping Kick, keeping girlfriend, losing Kick but keeping girlfriend, losing girlfriend but keeping Kick. There's like 6 different possibilities here.

And none of these outcomes really result in me staying in this house, because if things go well with the girlfriend and we move in, I'm not going to move her in here. I would move to another house.

And if I am alone and I don't have a girlfriend, I'm not staying here either.

So I, I'm only here now, still in the house, because I'm waiting for more clarification on the future. As of right now,

I mean, I could move back to my mum's house now regardless whether I keep the girlfriend or not.

Because if we're only meeting every other weekend, then, like, I mean, there's no point having a house then. I might as well just live at my mum's and book hotels because I'm already booking hotels on top of having a house. So the house doesn't really serve much purpose.

And then if I'm already living in my mum's house, I'm in a good position in case we do break up and I'm very sad.

But I'm just kind of sitting tight right now, seeing how things go

before making a move. Okay, what's your suggestion, TB? Let's hear it.

Now, if I get a new girlfriend, I don't want to be in a position where my house is doxxed and I'm having to do streaming.

Because I don't want to have to lie. I would like to reduce the number of lies for the next girlfriend, if there's going to be one, because I don't like how many lies I've created.

I would like less lies if there's going to be a next one.

Which means

in a way I'm kind of like hoping Kick disappears because then it'll be less to worry about because then I'm gonna have to lie about what I do for a living because I will actually have to get a job.

Like, I won't have this secret income thing because I won't have it anymore and I've given up on YouTube. That ship sailed. Look how many views I get now. Fuck all.

As of right now, YouTube is just like a hobby for some extra back pocket money.

It's not really like— I can't rely on it as a career anymore.

Yeah, I can get a job for a few months and then get fired or quit. That's the best I can do really, which is why I need a house so I can make income.

I need a house so I can make income off it if I don't live in it, and if I do live in it, I can split mortgage with my girlfriend. And if I don't split mortgage, the mortgage will be cheaper than paying rent because mortgage won't go up like rent does.

And I mean, you're basically paying the rent to yourself because you're paying money to own something in the future, whereas paying rent, you're never going to own it.

How would I afford this house without Kick? I would get a job and live with my mum.

Also, having a job would increase my chances of getting a mortgage,

and having a job would also give me more credibility because I wouldn't have to lie about how I make money. I can be genuine because I will be genuinely doing it.

60K a year. You can only borrow 5 times your annual salary.

Uh, you only have to borrow whatever you haven't paid with the deposit. So if I put down a 50K deposit I need to borrow 250k, which is

50k a year. What? You're not— that's not right. I don't have to make 50— no one makes 50k a year. That's rubbish. You do not have to make 50k a year to borrow enough money to buy a 200k house. That's stupid.

Let me ask AI.

If I'm making $20K a year, what mortgages can I get if I want a house worth circa $250K?

You're likely qualified for With $20K annual income, you're likely to qualify for a mortgage of around $80K to $90K, far below $250K house price, meaning you'd need a very large deposit or joint application to bridge the gap. Oh, so I could probably borrow $100K plus my $40K deposit. I'd still need another $100K somewhere. Fuck.

If you qualify for £90K mortgage, you'd have to have £160K deposit.

Hmm, I'm not buying a house in Kent. No way. It'll be around Devon and Somerset.

Okay, what about 200K house?

Most lenders offer 4 to 4.5x your income, so maximum mortgage you might qualify for is 90K.

So I still need 100K. How the fuck do people buy houses then?

What about 4x2 let?

You need 50K up

front.

Even with all this Kick money,

I'm only looking at

making $35K a year,

but that's assuming Kick's gonna last forever, which is not. And then even if I get a full-time job,

I'd only make $1,900 a month. Plus, let's say I make $500 still from YouTube and online stuff. I reckon with a full-time job I'd still make $2,400. And if I lived at my mum's house, I'd make $29K a year.

But they still say I can only borrow like $100K.

So either I buy a $100K house And fix it up.

Because so I think if I buy a 100k shithole and I fix it up would be easier than saving up another 100k to just buy a nicer house.

Look, I see a house here, 177k in Somerset. It's a little terrace stone cottage. It looks shit inside.

£177K, 2 bedrooms, gas central heating, no onward chain.

I do the mortgage calculator. I say buying, buying my first home,

I put down a deposit of £40K.

My household income, £26K.

We think you can borrow up to £117K.

So I'll borrow £117K plus my £40K, get me to £150K. I still need another £20K.

I mean, getting 40K is hard though. It would take a whole year of grinding without splurging

or making bad financial decisions like moving all across the country to go live near a girlfriend.

This whole trying to get a girlfriend thing all the time is really setting me back

because I could probably save 40k in a year and a bit if I just stayed at home and didn't do anything.

Tricky, isn't it?

I mean, right now I'm making like 3K a month, but my expenses are 2K. I'm only making 1K a month really. In a year I'd make 12K savings.

I could triple my savings if I go back home.

If I go back to my mum's house and I'm making £2K a month,

I'll save £26K in a year, plus my £7K that I have now, minus, I don't know, £3K taxes. I might have £30K in a year.

Yeah, I just did the taxes.

3K taxes.

I think like a, like a terraced small townhouse would— could be possible.

150k-ish.

Hmm,

really tough.

So I need 100 and some. I need— I think the maximum I could borrow is probably just 90k,

so I would need another 70k for deposit.

Oh God.

Can't I take out a loan somewhere?

Because then I have to pay the loan plus the mortgage.

Then how the fuck am I gonna save 70k?

And then if you keep a girlfriend, there's no way you're going to save that because now you can work less and you got to pay rent because now you're going to live together.

But how do other— how does everyone else do it then? I don't get it.

It kind of seems like it would be more beneficial to lose the girlfriend. Financially speaking, obviously,

unless we use joint income to get a house. They buy it as a couple. Yeah, they combine income, don't they? Like 2 people making $20K a year is $40K income, and then you could borrow 5 times that. You could borrow $200K, couldn't you? Yeah, but then, then you got a house shared with your wife. I mean, you're

not going to buy a house with a girlfriend, are you? So then you're married and then you get divorced because, I don't know, you have a fight, and then you're fucked.

And then she's probably going to win it and win the house, and then you're screwed over and you got nothing left over.

Extremely high risk.

So I would never want to jointly buy a house with someone.

I mean, look at my history of dating.

I do not want to be tied up with like a financial thing.

Tricky. It's crazy to think that I had the money if I saved my YouTube money.

The goal now.

What's the point of having a house to live in with no disposable income?

Why would I have no disposable income?

Because I would have the house, so I wouldn't have to pay rent. And mortgage is way cheaper than rent. And then obviously I would do my YouTube stuff and get a job.

Or I book out, I book out my house and I live with my mum. And then the house will pay for itself.

I mean, 3 years is gonna pass whether you like it or not. All you gotta do is save and stop making bad financial decisions. In the desperation of trying to get a girlfriend that ends up not working anyway.

By the time I'm 40, I could save up $100K, but I don't have the self-control.

I end up like— because I'm a hopeless romantic.

I want to do what's best for the relationship,

which puts me in a state of weakness.

4 years is such a long time.

So 48 months times £2,500,

I could save £120K plus like £90K mortgage. I could only buy a house worth £200K in 4 years' time.

That's assuming I don't make any financial blunders.

Or instead of buying a house, I put it into a 4% yield dividend ETF. That will give me a passive income of

£400 a month.

What sweet fa— sweet fucking ass.

Oh, nearly got it. Yeah, 4% is safe, isn't it? Yeah, I mean, you do 6 or 8% yield, you're kind of get trapped in a dividend trap where you're getting paid a dividend but the stock is depreciating. I mean, look at Walgreens Boots. Didn't they cancel their dividend because the company went bust? Look at Intel. Didn't they

cancel their dividend? That's why you get a dividend ETF so you don't have too much risk.

So if instead of getting a job, I mean, instead of getting a house, you put the $100K into 4% yield, you'd make $400 a month passive income. And you don't need to get a mortgage.

And you'd have $400 a month coming in, which would pay half the rent. If you were going to rent again, which means you would only have to work part-time. Again, we're back to should I buy a house and not have much money, or should I keep my money and put it in stocks and rent a house?

That guy who owns Telegram is against buying houses. He says always stay liquid. Like, don't, don't own anything.

If I put all my money into BMNR and it 10x's, I'll have $50K.

Underestimate the costs and responsibilities of buying a house. Yeah, I know you got— there's repairs and stuff you gotta pay for. But you can book it out and make the money back.

And also, if you rent, they're going to keep hiking the rent. So okay, you don't pay for maintenance, but then you're paying for increasing rent.

And you, you'll never generate money from a rental, but if you own the house, you could use it to make money.

Well, I don't know. I have to stop making bad financial decisions and just hunker down and save as much as I can, really.

Well, at least I don't have to buy her a birthday present because I'll be like, oh, I thought you didn't want me to spend money on you, so I didn't get you anything.

Genius.

Okay, I think I'm gonna end stream, short break, and then Battlefield. We're at 1 o'clock. I'll do 3 hours Battlefield until 4 o'clock and then break for, uh, 5 o'clock soup and coffee. Bye-bye.