im BACK in Osaka

Testing,

testing. I'm back from

my break.

Okay. Oh my God,

it took me like an hour to finish my new

video. I didn't post it yet because it's

processing.

Okay, how much battery?

69%. I'm starving. I think my McDonald's

is all cold now. Is it streaming?

So I think I'll post my new video tonight

after I finish the stream because it says

processing.

How do I change the camera?

I got a McDonald's special edition,

but Sakura, uh,

maybe I'll take the widgets off. Get rid

of that and

get rid of that.

Did you miss me? Wait, how do I flip the

camera?

Why is there always some problem when I

try and stream?

What should I do?

That's weird. Usually there's a little,

little button with an arrow. You press it

and it flips the camera. Uh,

whatever. Everything going wrong.

Okay, so I'm back

in my hotel. It looks exactly like the

one in Fukuoka. So I actually went to

Shikoku for a few days, and now I'm in

Osaka, and I got another Apple Hotel.

It looks just like the one in Fukuoka,

which is kind of funny.

I want to do a Japanese McDonald's video,

so I thought I'd just stream it and then

clip it and then post it and then make

like $10 and get free McDonald's.

How to get free McDonald's? Just film

yourself eating it and post on YouTube.

Easy.

Does the stream look okay? Oh, I am using

the hotel Wi-Fi. I think

should be fine.

Read comments. This Barely any comments.

Yeah, it looks pretty good.

Blood Bucket's house has really good

Wi-Fi, so I could stream from there and

it'll be fine. I didn't stream today

because I was tired and I didn't bring my

battery bank. I just made a video. So

today I went to Blood Bucket's house and I

made a video which I'll post tonight.

And then I'm gonna go back again next week

to pick something up, and maybe I'll do a

livestream then. She's got a pretty nice

house. Damn, my McDonald's is gonna be

cold now. Okay, first I'll

eat my McDonald's. So this is special

edition Japan Japanese cherry blossom

McDonald's. I got that, and I got the

special edition Sakura drink.

Open this up. Oh no,

it's all cold, I think. No, it's all cold.

No,

so I got the matcha pie.

Warabi mochi pie. I don't know what warabi

is. It's like a green pie.

Got tissue paper,

and I got the Jaga Butter Bacon

Teri Tama Burger. So it's

like mashed potato with butter, bacon,

egg, and teriyaki burger. There's a

microwave on the second floor. I don't

want to go down there. And I got

I swear I got the special shaky chips

because they gave me this bag. You're

supposed to put the chips in the bag and

then shake it.

But, uh, oh, it was only topping.

That's why it's so cheap. It was just like

¥40. So this whole meal cost ¥1,120

for the pie, the chips, and the

burger. And I also got the plum salt

seaweed. You put the chips in the back

and then shake it.

Plum flavor though seems kind of weird,

doesn't it?

We can't see the chat because I hid it so

it doesn't block my burger. Oh, look at

this, it looks like sand.

Where's my bin? And then close

it.

I feel like the bottom's gonna rip and

it's all gonna come out. And then I'm

gonna rip off the top. I don't like

putting my hand down into long things.

Smells kind of weird. It smells flowery.

Oh look! Oh wow, it actually seasoned the

chips really evenly.

Ugh! Oh, oh, it tastes weird!

And I just ruined all my chips. The hell

is that? Oh, oh, do not get

the plum seasoning thing. Oh, now I've

ruined all my chips. Oh, what is that?

I don't know how to describe it. It

tastes, tastes like flowers.

It's like flowery and salty.

Not good. Maybe I'll get used to it.

It's like seaweed and

kind of tangy and sour.

Okay,

move on to the burger.

Tell us where you were past couple days.

I was in Shikoku visiting Kochi.

Uh, it's all Drenched in sauce. Oh, look

at this, it's all

covered in sauce. It's all wet.

Not great. I hate burgers with loads of

sauce because it gets all over the thing.

See if it's pretty. Oh, it's all slimy.

Look at that.

What is this? Oh, it's lettuce. Oh,

there's freaking sauce everywhere. I need

a tissue.

Why don't they put the sauce in the

burger, not all over the burger? Look,

it's just covered in sauce. Supposed to

put the sauce in the burger, you know.

Stupid sauce. Ah,

everywhere's getting covered in sauce now.

Look, the egg looks kind of nice. The

bacon is just like ham, it's not real

bacon.

Uh, maybe I'll take a picture. If you

don't take a picture of your food, then It

doesn't count.

How should I take it?

Take one like that.

Hey, should I sit my face?

Ah, whatever. Just eat it. Okay,

let me finish my burger, then we'll talk.

It's gonna drip everywhere, isn't it?

Mm,

it's like eggy and bacony.

The teriyaki sauce makes it

Oh, my hand's coming full.

And I got this cherry blossom drink.

Maybe next time I try the Strawberry

Sakura pizza.

Oh, it tastes like strawberry.

It just tastes like strawberry.

And then it's finished. Hold on.

Does anyone else bite the straw when they

drink stuff? I bite the straw to restrict

the flow of liquid. I don't want too much

liquid gushing into my mouth because

it's cold. It hurts my teeth.

Oh, I didn't even notice the mashed

potato. Well, who's it gone? It's just

disintegrated.

This is special, unique,

limited edition Japanese McDonald's.

Eh, I'll give it 6.2 out of 10.

Not great. I'd rather get a Big Mac.

I always bite the straw and my girlfriend

gets mad because I bit the straw up.

Some of these straws, the hole is too big.

And you suck,

too much juice comes out.

Okay, wash my hands.

There's a whole group of people interested

in McDonald's Japan menu. Yeah, I know,

that's why I bought it. I just made the

video. I did it live right in front of 67

people. Oh my God,

67 people just witnessed the live

performance of my dinner.

You know when I ate that— you know my last

stream I ate ramen? I ate that ramen

for free cuz it cost me— it cost me like

$6 and I made $15 from my stream.

So I got paid to eat ramen and

people think my life sucks.

I can't eat these chips. They taste really

bad now. The plum thing— oh

my God,

do not recommend the plum seasoning.

It tastes like toilet urinal soap

Did you see Chris Brawl tricking Japanese

fans? His friend is MrBeast. Yeah, I saw a

tweet. It wouldn't surprise me if Japanese

people actually think Connor is MrBeast

because they, they're like blind when it

comes to telling the difference for white

people. I mean, they're white, they've got

brown hair, they've both got beards, they

basically look the same.

I really don't like this ume, the plum.

I don't like umeshu. I don't like the

umeboshi on bentos. Sour and disgusting.

Why did I think this was going to be good?

Do not get that. Bad.

Very bad. The fries, disgusting.

Not up to my standards. Sour, tangy,

tastes like the sea and smells like

seawater, just like Turkish girls' vagina.

Yeah, I got the umami nori flavoring.

It's really bad. Now I'm going to waste

all these. Okay, let me try the

Wallaby Mochi. What does

that say? Matcha black honey.

I'm pretty sure that's what it said.

I think it's like green tea flavored. So

you open it here.

It looks like this.

Ah, damn it! I was gonna make a YouTube

short about the McDonald's I already ate.

I was gonna film like a sixty-second clip.

I've got three thousand views on my ramen

short. Oh, look! Oh, it's all stretchy

like chewing gum. I mean, it's mochi,

what do you expect?

It's just like mochi green tea in a pie.

Hmm, not bad.

Not as good as an apple pie.

Oh,

that's the black honey inside.

That's why it's black.

I'm not a massive fan of mochi. It's just

like stretchy and gooey. It's like baby

food.

Old people like it because they've got no

teeth.

Livestream outside Chi-Chi's house.

I wonder if she'd call the police. The

police can't do anything. I'm just

standing there, it's public street, not

breaking any laws. It's down well, much

Okay, McDonald's finished.

It's not really cold anymore. I don't even

have the heating turned on. My first day

in Fukuoka, I had to blast the heating 30

Can I

hear someone?

Oh, the dominoes again. I might order the

Sakura special one.

I might put the heat on 24 degrees. I'm a

bit cold now.

Okay, so this is what I've been up to.

Remember last time you saw me, I was at

the airport? And I said I was going to

Osaka. Well, I'm sorry, but I lied.

I actually didn't go to Osaka. I went to

Shikoku in Kochi.

I went to Kochi Airport, and then I stayed

there for a few nights, and then I did

some traveling, and I saw a castle,

and I learned the history of Kochi.

It was very fascinating, and I went to the

sea and I sampled the delicacies.

Are you doing any outside streams?

Uh, I don't know. After my

last outdoor stream, which was terrible,

I don't know. But I did get a good clip of

eating ramen. So I'm kind of motivated to

do outside streams to get clips to make

Shorts.

And then— oh yeah, I ordered a pocket

Wi-Fi, 100GB 4G LTE speed.

So I'm gonna wait for that to come and

then see if that's better. Bloodbucket did

say she could get me a SIM card, but such

a hassle. We have to go to the shop

together, and then we go sit down, talk to

a representative, talk about what kind of

package I want. I remember doing

this with Chihiro, and it took freaking

ages sitting there for like an hour whilst

he read out the entire instruction manual

booklet thing. You know, all of the

clauses of the contracts and the package

stuff, and I was sitting there falling

asleep. Come on, just shut up and get on

with it. How much do I have to pay you?

And then it's probably gonna be like $50 a

month. Why are you not staying with

Blood Bucket? Because I already booked

this hotel. She did say I could stay

tonight because her sister doesn't come

until a few days later, but I

don't know, I kind of wanted my

own room, like my own independence for

now. But I could stay on

the last week before I go home because I

don't have a place booked. My guest house,

I have to leave at the end of May, but I

don't leave Japan until the beginning of

June. Well, I have to

see because I made a video today showing

the house and talking to her, and she's on

the video. You can see her face and

everything. Nothing's hidden.

If there's interest in the video, then

I'll go back and do a livestream. But if

the views suck, I'll just take it as no

one cares, and I probably won't bother.

If the views are good, then I'll do more

stuff. We'll have to see how the first

video goes, see if anyone actually cares

about anything I do anymore. I got a good

title. It's called Japanese Woman.

Lets me come inside her house.

That's pretty good, don't you think?

That's a great title.

Yeah, so I'm not sure about outside

streaming. I might try one just to test if

the SIM card is stronger in Osaka.

That's such a great title. I thought maybe

Japanese woman invites me to her house.

Japanese woman seduces me into her home.

Which is also a pretty good one. I like

the lets me come inside her house, and

there's nothing wrong with that. It's a

completely legitimate, grammatically

proper sentence. I came inside her house.

If you're thinking of something else,

then you've just got a dirty mind.

So maybe, fingers crossed, 5K views,

viral again. The only thing

I'm disappointed with is I didn't get a

good thumbnail. I took a picture of her in

the house, but then I realized it would be

way better if I took the picture of her

opening the door, letting me in. I got the

video of her letting me in, but I had to

screenshot it and the quality is not

amazing. Should be good enough for a

thumbnail though.

Yeah, so maybe if I get the pocket Wi-Fi

and I use the SIM card at the same time

and I bond it, I might get a stronger

connection. I can do some IRL.

Otherwise, I think I just vlog it, make a

video instead of streaming it. I don't see

the benefit of doing live streams because

I'm not getting masses of donos. I get

demonetized whilst I'm live, so I don't

get any ad rev whilst I'm live.

The stream quality looks rubbish,

so maybe I'll just make a video if I see

something interesting or do something

outside,

because I spent quite a lot of money so

far trying to stream. I bought 2 SIM

cards, bought a battery bank.

I think I've spent like $200 now trying to

make a stream setup and it still doesn't

work. eSIMs suck.

They're not reliable. I don't know why.

It's like you buy this eSIM, activate it,

and it doesn't work. It just crashes my

Sorry, there's another girl that said she

wants to meet. British English teacher

girl. She said we could do a road trip.

I'm pretty sure my girlfriend is fine with

it as long as I tell her first.

And I think maybe I just vlog it, because

if I try and stream it, I'll be really

stressed up— I'll be really stressed out

trying to get it to work and stuff. So I'm

thinking I just vlog it normally.

It's also really annoying to stream

when you're hanging out with someone

because it's like I've got to—

I've got to pay attention to the person

I'm hanging out with and I've got to pay

attention to the stream and talk to the

chat and make sure it's working. There's

too many things I've got to do. If I'm

hanging out with someone, I want to give

them my attention and talk to them,

not talking to the chat, cuz it's boring.

I'm, I'm sitting here talking to the chat

and they're like sitting there not really

involved. So I don't know, I don't really

like streaming with people. I remember

streaming with Chihiro and I was talking

about my own stuff and then she was

talking to chat. It was really Weird.

Not very cohesive.

Why did your girlfriend not want you to

stay with Blood Bucket? Because she thinks

I want to have cereal with every moving

human on the planet that has a vagina.

I don't know why she thinks that.

I don't sleep with everyone.

I can have friendships with women. Why

not? She has friendships with men. How

come she can have friendships with men? I

can't have friendships with women.

Yeah, I appreciate this vlog. People don't

like the streams anyway. They keep saying,

oh, 6 hours, you don't have 6 hours. And

then the stream looks rubbish, I get

demonetized, don't really get that many

donos. Maybe just stick to vlogs and

then stream in hotel where I'm alone. I

got good internet.

Last time I spoke to Chihiro was 2021.

I'm too scared to message her. It'd be too

weird. Imagine we meet again. It'd be so

weird. 5 years. Jesus.

No, it's been 4 years.

She must look old now. I probably look old

as well. She'd probably meet me and then

be like, haha, you got old. It would be

so weird, like so nostalgic.

It was such a weird special time, wasn't

it? Very unique, like a time capsule.

Now it's just gone like dust in the wind.

I think what made it special was the

community and the viewers and the memes

and stuff.

Didn't you comment on her Instagram? What

did I say? Oh, I said— oh,

she posted a story of her in Australia and

I said, meeting Australian guys. And then

Hong Kong guy wrote a comment like a clown

face.

I don't

like it when he does that. Why did he

start putting that stupid clown face?

It's like he realized I'm trolling and he

doesn't like it because he thought I was

genuine or something.

Well, if she agreed to meeting, I'd agree

as well. So you guys, you should message

her. I'm, I'm too scared.

My mom said she's not dating anyone right

now. She said hello, my ex-husband.

Oh yeah, I remember now. Yeah, if she's

got good humor about it, then maybe she

would say yes. Now you

know what I realized? Oh my God, I came to

this hotel and I realized I've been here

before. This is the hotel I got the,

the call girl. I got health delivery here

after I did a livestream here, and then

afterwards I got a call girl and she came.

I remember going down to the entrance

And she was standing at the entrance, and

then she followed me into the elevator.

And then after we finished, I told her

that I'm married and my wife kicked me

out. And then she was sitting on the bed

trying to talk me into going back to my

wife and patching things up. It was funny.

It's so weird.

Why is it cold?

I think it's the video with like 90,000

views on it where I'm in an Apple Hotel.

What was it called?

Maybe you ran out or kicked me out.

My girlfriend kicked me out. My wife found

out I've been meeting other women. These

titles were so stupid, but people loved

them. Was it kicked out or

ran out?

These videos— my wife kicked me

out, 62,000 views. I got kicked out my

Airbnb. Those were the

days. Maybe I'll just put wife,

sort by views.

Oh, I found it here. Here, I ran away from

my wife. You can see the background is an

Apple Hotel.

Oh wait, that was the video. I also did a

livestream.

I'm not sure if it was this one.

Oh yeah, look, look at the video.

Oh, it's got the origami thing.

It has wings and it has a tail. But why

did this get 90,000 views? So stupid.

Let's go and buy dinner. Ready?

Ready to go out? The room looks identical

to now. I think the camera's flipped.

I spoke. I look so much younger. Oh my

God, what happened to my face?

Beaming up. My face just looks tighter.

What an amazing world we live in. And I'm

not sure if you've— look how young I

looked. Now look at me.

My hair looked pretty good then as well.

Maybe I should do that haircut again.

Yeah, my jaw was so much more refined.

Noticed it, but my hair is a little bit

shorter since we last spoke. Do you like

it? There's lots of hair on the floor.

I was just feeling a little bit bored and

I have my scissors with me and I thought

why not give it a little bit of a trim. I

sounded weird back then, like I was

talking in a weird way that I don't

usually talk in. I think I was trying to

be funny or something. Look at the rooms,

actually the exact same. They're exactly

the same as now. Even the light

and the kettle is the same,

and the striped walls. It's like 5 years

passed but nothing changed except for my

view count. Room layout as the

other hotel I came to last time I ran

away. So it feels kind

of strange. Even the carpet. Awesome. We

have a desk. I quite like this desk. I

really like this huge mirror here.

It's quite nice. You can

sit in front of it. I love the classic LG

G5 phone. And I got some interdental

brushes. Ah, damn it, I forgot to buy

floss. I was gonna buy floss. I forgot.

Now I've got McDonald's stuck in my teeth.

Look at jumping on the bed.

Classic. Ouch, I just hit my head.

I was gonna say that the bed's very bouncy

and that— yeah, I set it to members only.

Maybe I'll set them all back to public.

Maybe.

Ah, those were the good days. Now we're

like 4K views.

What went wrong?

Did the members-only trick work? No,

barely anyone signed up to be a member.

Oh well, I said it's members only for

other reasons. To, um, hide stuff because

I'm not happy with how when you search my

name into YouTube, just, just Daniel

Japan, all my stuff comes up.

All weird stuff, my face. So if you were

just curious and you typed in Daniel

Japan, you would find me straight away.

So I did some— I took some measures to

cover stuff up. I don't know if it worked.

Where are my chips? Kind of hungry.

Yeah, so I'm back in Osaka. I arrived

yesterday, walked around Umeda

a little bit. I definitely think Osaka

is way better than Fukuoka. Fukuoka was

just way too sterile, clean, A bit boring,

nothing to see. Osaka has this weird grimy

feel, not too much grime though.

I haven't been to Tokyo in such a long

time, I don't really remember what it was

like. I think Tokyo is just like a mixture

of all the other cities but combined into

one city. So you've got the griminess in

places like maybe—

I don't know, what's the grimiest street

in Tokyo? Isn't it like Kabukicho,

the red light district place? And then

Ginza is like the classy fancy streets,

and then Shinjuku is for shopping and

stuff. I don't know, I don't go to Tokyo.

I'm not very know— I think Osaka is way

better because it's, um,

I don't know, I just prefer it. I feel

more comfortable here. Fukuoka is rubbish.

Do not go to Fukuoka, it's so boring.

The only place to go to is Canal City,

which is a shopping complex, and the Ohori

Park and Fukuoka Castle.

But there's no weird, crazy, zany,

wacky streets or weird people.

It's just very dull.

But it's like super Japanese. If you think

of the Japanese part of their culture

where they're really polite and robotic

and nice and well-mannered, it's like all

that part of Japanese culture rolled into

one city, but then you don't have all the

raw grittiness.

Yeah, it just seemed like a very boring

city. I don't know what you're supposed to

do there. I got off at Juso Station

and I walked around. I instantly walked

into the red light district. Just got off

the train, walked like five minutes, and

the無料案内所 or something. What's it

called?無料案内所. Free information thing

was everywhere, and I accidentally walked

into. To the adult district

and all these women were calling at me.

It was kind of weird. I obviously walked

straight past and didn't even look

and then went to Umeda.

No, not Tobu to Shinchi, but there's

There's like an adult section in Zhoushou

right next to the train station.

I made a video about one of the places

there. It's called What Really Happens in

Chinese Massage. You got like 400,000

views, or I don't know, 200,000 views.

Oh my God, you know that video I just

showed you in the Apple Hotel with 90K

views? It made me $267 for

one video.

Damn, money was so easy to make back then.

So I booked this hotel for 10 nights,

and then I'm gonna go to the guest house.

So next 10 days, it's just gonna be me in

the hotel room. Trying out different food.

Don't know what else to do really.

I think the British girl said she's coming

on the 22nd.

It cost £400 for 10 days, so about £40 a

night.

Yeah, a bit expensive for 10 nights, but

Upper Hotel is priced pretty good.

The only cheaper hotels are if you get

like a Nishinari slum hotel or you get a

bunk bed, which I don't want.

McDonald's sauce on my lips.

Who's British girl? Well, she tried to

meet me last year, but then I had to

suddenly leave.

She's just an English teacher who's a

viewer. She's got a car.

Ice came back from the brink. Why not you?

Well, I need some interesting characters

to help me create con— I don't actually

You know, I don't create content. I let

other people create the content for me,

and then I just talk about it and make a

video about it. I don't really make

anything. So I need

some people to— I need

some people to enter my life and then make

stuff happen, and then I'll just vlog it

or something.

Ice is the same. Ice doesn't really make

the content. He goes and finds weirdos to

make it for him, but he's more proactive

trying to find them. I'm kind of lazy. I

just wait for them to come to me. He— Ice

goes out on the street and hunts them

Well, I'm to the guest house. I'm not

checking in until the 25th,

and then I'm going to go to the guest

house, and then we'll see

what happens there.

Don't know what to do tomorrow.

Do I need to buy anything? I don't think

so. Crypto's been bad lately. Yeah,

that's why I sold it. I sold all my

Bitcoin at $68,500 and now it's like

$65,000. I'm a crypto genius.

Will I meet Takeru-san? Uh, maybe.

I don't know what we'd do.

I just— I hope he's not gonna take a

really bad picture of me again and post it

online, because that picture was terrible.

My skin was so bad,

and then he made me wear that bandana,

which I didn't really like to do that, to

be honest. I don't like people telling me

to do stuff.

He kept telling me to do stuff. It's a bit

annoying, to be honest.

Plans for 35th birthday? Probably

livestream. Livestream my birthday.

See if my video is okay.

Yeah, it's been passed for monetization.

But what you think?

Japanese Blood Bucket skin is really good.

It's like Like 100% clear, no pimples

or anything. I don't know if she uses

something or if it's like natural

genetics. Does her skin look better than

Chihiro's?

I don't know what

And her house was massive. It was like

detached house,

3-bedroom, was it? Yeah, 3. Had 3

bedrooms, living room, kitchen upstairs

and downstairs, 2 toilet rooms,

massive bathtub. It was really big. And

it's got like— it's not really a garden,

it's more like a patio. So I couldn't. I

thought when she said garden it was gonna

be like grass and a lawn with trees,

so I thought I could camp on it, but

there's no room to put a tent there. It's

just— it's like a patio with steps and

potted plants around the edges. And she's

got a garage, but it's not really like a

garage garage. I was thinking of a garage

like a British garage made out of brick

with a roof and a door. It's just a

parking space with a roof, like a plastic—

I don't know if it's plastic. So on those

Japanese roofs built to go over cars,

there's room there for a tent, but it'll

be like camping in a concrete hole.

It's not very good for camping,

not what I had in mind.

And then she had about 6 cats,

but the cats didn't really do much. They

were all very— they look very sleepy, so

they were just sleeping mostly.

But it was relaxing. We had tea, there was

classical music playing, candles— not real

candles, like electric candles. Felt quite

relaxing, and the street was very, very

quiet.

So the guest house I booked is quite near

to where she lives, so I could pretty much

go over again.

But maybe we should plan to do— if we're

going to stream or something, we should

plan to do something. Maybe like Q&A.

Q&A with Japanese woman.

Did you two talk? Yeah, we talked.

Have you talked to Thai girlfriend? Yeah,

Thai girlfriend got upset because I wasn't

replying to her very quickly, and then she

was spamming, blowing up my DMs, spamming

phone calls. I had to call her to calm her

down.

She wants me to reply like instantly and

phone her and show my video— videophone.

She's in America now already.

It's funny because when I was with Chihiro

and then she went back to Japan by herself

I think we didn't even talk for days. She

would send me like a message maybe just

every few days. We never phoned. Me and

Chao never phoned or did a video phone

call. She would just send me a message,

not every day though, which is why it was

so easy to cheat.

Can she afford America? She lives with her

uncle and auntie for free, and they give

her food so she doesn't have to pay

anything. She said she's going to

work in her uncle's restaurant, helping

out.

I really don't like teriyaki. It's so

sticky and slimy. I don't want my burger

covered in freaking sauce.

Hey, you squeeze into the burger and all

the sauce squirts out the back.

Eat my disgusting chips.

I should have only put some of the chips.

Oh my God, so tangy!

I don't like any sauce on my burger. I

like to enjoy the flavor of the meat.

Will your body survive without cereal?

Might go— maybe I go to the Tenga store

and get myself a travel butt torso.

Travel butt.

Hmm, it's not that exciting being back in

Japan. It's okay, I guess,

but it made me realize Just

being back in Japan is not going to change

I do really like being in Upper Hotel.

You can have a nice hot bath,

nice hot bath, watch some adult VODs on

my big TV,

brush bed.

Hmm, what should I do tomorrow?

I went to Yodobashi Camera today.

They had all these things like Legion Go.

They even got the MSI Claw. I didn't even

know it's out yet. Thailand still

doesn't have the Legion Go. I was waiting

and waiting and waiting for them to have

the Legion Go in stock. The Legion Go is

massive, 8.8-inch screen.

It's pretty nice though, just to, um,

Detach the controllers and use it like a

little Windows tablet. MSI Claw is

basically just a black ROG Ally. It's made

by MSI.

Duh. Made by MSI. It's got an Intel Ultra

Core 7 processor. It's got Thunderbolt

4 charging port.

They had Steam Decks. They have

everything. Yodobashi Camera is massive,

8 floors.

It's got so much staff though, it's like

army of staff, more staff than customers.

I thought maybe I'd switch my laptop for a

handheld. Do I get a Steam Deck? That's

cheaper. I would get more views because

more people are interested in the Steam

Deck than the other handhelds. So I could

do Helldivers 2 gameplay on Steam Deck,

does it work? And we'll get way more views

than Helldivers 2 on Legion Go, does it

Hmm, don't know. I need to get back onto

Holdovers too. I missed out. There's been

a massive patch and introduced new weapons

and stuff. I don't even know what's going

on anymore because I've been busy.

Do you still have your LiveU? No, I

chucked it in the bin. Smoke started

coming out of it. I plugged in the DC out

and DC in the wrong way or something, and

then the insides were going orange and

smoke came out.

I wonder how long until I start losing

muscle mass. I heard it's 3 weeks.

I've been doing the push-ups but without

dumbbells. I'm gonna lose my bulging

biceps.

I think it takes 3 weeks for muscle

atrophy to happen. I feel sad. I work hard

doing bicep curls every day.

That's the annoying thing about working

out. You've got to work out forever.

If you want to keep what you've gained,

don't just gain it and then it's yours

forever. It's annoying.

Your secret channel, what, Abroad in

Thailand? It doesn't even get views

anymore. Gets like 500 views,

and the first video stops getting views

now. It only got 8.8K views.

How are you enjoying Japan? It's been

okay. The first week's been pretty

eventful,

I think.

I don't really feel like Japan's changed

much. Yeah,

I got into some trouble, but I can't talk

unfortunately.

No, I can't talk about it. I'll get in

even more trouble if I talked about it.

It's kind of annoying because interesting

content happens and then I can't talk

Maybe next time I'll get Domino's pizza

for the stream, try out the strawberry

pizza.

Oh,

that's too

much plum on that one.

Hmm, Shikoku was okay, a bit boring

though. It's just sea and mountains

and sea and the mountains.

It was okay,

but I think Osaka is way better.

Would you cereal ice Poseidon's Kim?

I'd eat out her beehole

happily.

Why is she single?

Would she ask if she would date an Asian

guy who's slightly shorter than she is?

No, I'm just joking. I've got a

girlfriend, very loyal and devoted

boyfriend.

No, Fukuoka was boring. I would never go

to Fukuoka again. Shikoku was okay,

but I wouldn't go there again. I keep

coming back to Osaka because Osaka is just

the best city in Japan. It's got the

grittiness and the character, and it's got

everything you want. You got Honmachi,

which is like quiet business offices

You've got Umeda, which is like upclass,

big buildings, big shopping malls. And

then you've got Dotonbori, which is like

street food, where all the foreigners go

and the crazy stuff happens. You've got

Shinsaibashi, which is like shopping and

nice area. You've got slums. You've got

like a bit of everything. You've got Osaka

Castle. Tokyo doesn't even have a castle.

Does it? Does Tokyo have a castle?

Nagoya looks even more boring.

I think all these cities are boring apart

from Osaka and maybe Tokyo.

All these other cities, they're just

cities for Japanese people. To live in and

work in. They're not supposed to be

tourist destinations.

Fukuoka was so boring though. Oh my God,

I walked for hours. I didn't find anything

interesting.

I should have just come straight to Osaka.

From day one, not wasted my time.

Oh, I want to do traveling and go to some

Will you go back to Thailand? Yeah,

I want to go back, maybe next year.

I have to look into how to get a visa,

maybe another tourist visa. 90 days.

I wish they let British people stay a bit

longer than just 30 days without a visa.

But it's annoying because even if me and

my girlfriend meet up again in Thailand,

I can only stay 3 months and I gotta go

again. I miss having

a life, like an apartment, and not having

to leave every few months. Being able

to stay there for a year was nice. Could

just finally settle down a bit and stop

worrying about where to stay and then just

focus on other things in life.

But if I just go for a few months, yeah,

it would be nice to see her again. We

could live together for a few months, but

then have to say bye again. Over and over

again. The only option would be if I save

up the money to get the Thai Elite Visa,

5 years, or I don't know if I can get a

student visa again. Don't know

what we can do.

She can only come to Japan for about 14

days without a visa, so she can't even

come to Japan for long.

It's hard.

The Thai passport is really rubbish. Thai

people, they need a visa to go anywhere.

And they can only stay for about 10 to

maybe 2 weeks without a visa in a lot of

countries.

They can't even go to the UK without a

visa. They need a visa just to visit the

UK. It's crazy.

So if I had a British girlfriend She could

just go where I go because we would get

the same amount of time anywhere we go

because we're from the same country. But

then she would need money because I

can't afford to pay for 2 people.

Very tricky.

This is why most people don't become

digital nomads. You kind of need to be in

a relationship with another digital nomad,

don't you, to make it work?

Wherever I make green

tea.

I've got a matcha green tea.

Where's my cup? I don't

know, what's— what do you think is the

best solution? Because I told her I'll

come up with a plan for us and she was

really happy, but I have no idea, to be

honest, to recreate

our life in Thailand together. What can I

Go home, get a job, make 20K, buy the

5-year Thai Elite Visa. Even if I got

a job and I made minimum wage, that's like

14K a year. It's still not enough.

I would have to work for like a year plus

pay off my mum and tax stuff. Probably

have to work for like 2 years to save up

enough money. To do that. That's 2 years

lost I could have spent traveling Japan

and Malaysia and stuff.

I ran out of my Thai coffee, so now I'm

gonna drink this Cafe Latte Japanese

coffee. I think Japan doesn't know how to

make coffee. No Japanese coffee ever

tastes good to me. The instant blendy

sticks, they They all suck. It just tastes

like— it tastes like hot chocolate but

with a coffee tinge of flavor.

I think Japan's really bad at making

coffee. They also suck at making bacon and

sandwiches. They really suck at making

sandwiches. You go to any convenience

store, the sandwiches suck. It's always

like tonkatsu sandwich,

like soggy deep-fried pork in some bread.

Disgusting. Or like weird triple egg

sandwich where you've got 3 sandwiches.

One is only egg and like an eggy cheese

thing, which is disgusting. The other one

only has lettuce in it, and then the other

one only has ham in it. You're supposed to

put all the ingredients into the sandwich,

not separate the ingredients ingredient by

ingredient and separate into 3 different

sandwiches. So imagine you got egg bacon

sausage sandwich And then you separate it

into 3 sandwiches. One's only got the egg,

one's only got the bacon, one's only got

the sausage. That's not how you do it.

You put all the ingredients in one

sandwich so you eat all the ingredients.

I don't know why they do it like that.

And the eggy cheese sandwiches are

disgusting. They just taste weird. And

don't even get me started on the

strawberry cream sandwich. They've got

like kiwi and peach cream sandwich.

They're so bad at making sandwiches,

crisps, and coffee. It is weird because

they're such hard-working people and

they're so dedicated to any craft they

apply themselves to, but how can they suck

so much at making a bloody sandwich?

They got that hard-working, dedicate my

life to this craft mentality,

but then they just do it wrong.

Very weird. They're also not very good at

making pizza. I think they just don't know

what they're doing.

The instant ramen sucks as well. It's all

just Curry flavor, miso flavor, seaweed

flavor. Where's beef and tomato? Where's

chicken and mushroom? The crisps are bad

as well. It's all seaweed. I don't want

seaweed flavor. The only food

Japan does good, uh, the proper normal

ramen, sushi, and kind

of like grilled stuff like yakiniku,

gyudon.

I don't know why I get this. I got this

patch on my finger. Look, it looks like

dry skin. It gets really itchy sometimes.

I've had it for like 15 years. Just a tiny

patch on my finger. I don't know

why. I put— and I put, what's it called,

corticosteroid cream on it. And nothing

happened. It's just like

a dry, tiny dry patch of skin here, and it

never goes away.

Your super class isn't working. Do you

mean Super Chat? Is that why I got no

donations today? Oh no.

Oh, did I not enable monetization?

Oh my God, it's off! Oh my— I didn't check

it, and goddamn

stupid YouTube keeps asking me to verify

my identity. I proceed, I can't

actually verify it.

No one told me. My stream's not— I

haven't— I didn't make any money for like

an hour, not even $1 on ads, cuz it's not

even on. Oh my God, why do I even fucking

bother anymore? Now I, I can't even access

my YouTube control thing because it— oh my

god,

I know, it keeps going to the Samsung

browser and then it'll say cannot log

in. So if I delete the Samsung browser to

force it to use Chrome— I hate this

stupid YouTube thing, keeps asking me to

verify my identity.

It's me. Okay, monetization is on now.

See if you can send a Super Chat now.

I don't know why I forgot.

Because I was hungry and I wanted to eat

my McDonald's.

I donated $2. I think you have to donate

it again because I didn't see it.

That's weird though, just because ads are

not on doesn't mean Super Chats would be

off.

The room has exact same layout as for—

yeah, it does. It's exactly the same.

Look, I'll show you.

Oh wow, thanks Carrie. I wonder if I got

text-to-speech on. Yeah,

I do. Yeah, look, it's the exact same

bed, exact same table, exact same width

between the table and the bed,

exact same little thing with the

temperature control. It's too hot now.

Yeah, I got text-to-speech. Testing.

Thanks for testing. And then the view— I'm

not lying, I'm not backing for Croaker.

This is actually Arisaka. Look, there's a

LiveMax hotel over there.

I don't know why I can't switch the

cameras to the other camera.

Big building. Look at the lights on that.

Is that an office building? Japanese

workers burning the midnight oil.

There's a LifeMax. I've never been to a

LifeMax hotel. Are they any good? There

was like 3 different Apple Hotels in this

block, and I went to 2 of the wrong ones.

That's the bathtub. Same bathtub. Yeah,

it's exactly the same. Feel like I'm back

to square one.

I was walking around going to all the

different app hotels. They kept telling

me, "This this is not your app hotel.

Your app hotel." I thought they were

sending me to. I thought they were sending

me backwards and forwards between the same

ones. Where's my green tea?

3. You know, the good thing is, um,

because all the Upper Hotel rooms look the

same inside, even if I show you the room,

you don't know which one I'm in. So

doxxers, even though there's not really

any doxxers left anymore. They don't

know which one I'm in because all the

rooms look the same. Outsmarted the

doctors. Oh, thanks, Fish.

Oh, hi, Sunny. I'm in Osaka now.

Sunny is the British girl that I've been

talking about. I'm pretty sure my

girlfriend would be fine if we met up.

Maybe we have to livestream it to make

sure nothing goes on,

otherwise she'll be mad.

I've been using this battery bank for

about 2 days now. It's got 16% battery

left. Yeah, I definitely

recommend Apple Hotel. The prices are

good, the room's always really nice,

internet's good,

the bathtub is spacious and nice.

The rooms are pretty small, I guess. I

don't really care, it's fine.

Oh, thanks, Unrelented. Thai don't need

visa for South Africa. Yeah, but I don't

want to go to South Africa.

I paid £400 for about 10 nights.

Okay, I think the stream's fine now.

I can't believe I forgot to turn ads on.

Will I use controller to play Dragon's

Dogma? No, I just use mouse

and keyboard. What day is it? It's coming

out in 5 days, so I got 5 days

to just stream.

I want to get a Legion Go. I looked at it