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Hello, welcome back to another

stream. Last stream of July.

I'm gay testing.

I'm losing so many subs with the gay

stuff. I lost like 30 subs because of

the last stream.

Am I becoming debt-free in August? I wish.

Not even close. Look how much money I owe.

Don't think you're gay. I think I'm gayer

than you.

Last day of July. The pimple

is winning. No, it's getting smaller, but

it's still like a lump. How do I get it to

The spot on your face is big. Yeah, I

know. But I think it'd

be fun to see in like a week or two's time

to see if it's still here, and then we

could go back 3 weeks ago to see if the

stream— you could still see the pimple or

not. It's like a time-lapse.

Camera's a bit laggy today.

I think it's okay.

Thought July streams were over. No, I can

squeeze one more in on the last

day of July.

Oh yeah, I got some news. Have you

noticed something missing? Guess what?

Guess what's missing?

See, you don't even know what's missing.

Yeah, the Samsung Fold 6 is gone.

Oh wow, thanks. Stop to be mafian me.

Lawsuit can still be done anytime you come

back to Japanese. You will come back, I

know it. You will get your money taken

away then. Please stop to ruin people's

lives for them and leave me alone. It's

not my fault, you gay Chiharu. Gay

Chiharu. Yeah,

so I caved and I let the haters win. I

sent back the Fold 6.

I got bored of it, to be honest. It was

just boring. It's just a stupid phone.

You sit here like this doing the exact

same things you do with any other phone.

What is the point of it? And then I'd be

bleeding out £45 a month for it. Stupid.

For the next 3 years? I'm not paying £45

a month for 3 years.

So I just woke up yesterday and I was

like, I'm gonna sell it. I mean, I'm gonna

return it, put it in the box, print off

the return label. Got my mum to drop it

off and

took my SIMs out. Now there's one

thing I'm worried about because I traded

in my Flip 4 and apparently I'm not going

to get it back. So I don't understand,

did I just lose my Flip 4 for nothing?

Are they going to give me my money back

for the trade-in value? I don't know.

I hope so, cuz if they don't, that means I

just lost my Flip 4 for nothing. No

reason. Give me back my Flip 4.

I think it's worth like £250 to £300. I

could have sold it to the CeX shop.

Yeah, I think I'm done with phones until

September and the iPhone 16 comes

Nothing's coming out in August.

Have I been driving when I returned to

England? Nope, not even once.

The Flip was better. Uh,

it's the same.

There's barely any difference. The only

thing I really liked about the Fold 6 was

when I did streaming. And I did wide-angle

lens, it was really stable. Something the

Flip 4 is not good at, but I'm not doing

IRL streams anyway, so whatever.

I think these desktop streams do way

better. Well, I mean, not way better, it

does pretty much the same, but it does

slightly better, and I think you guys like

it when you can see me. Instead of POV

mode.

How much did I lose on the Fold 6? Well,

I bought the stupid S Pen, but that only

cost £22. I couldn't be bothered to return

it because I ripped up all the boxing and

the packaging, remember? So now I'm stuck

with an S Pen, but it's only like £20, so

I don't care. And I've got this control

pad which I was going to use for gaming,

But now I use it with my iPhone for

playing Call of Duty, so I guess it's not

really a waste of money. But I wasn't

planning to do mobile gaming, but now I'm

stuck with it. But Call of Duty Warzone is

pretty good on the phone. You can play on

the iPhone 12 Mini, it just doesn't look

as good, but it still plays as good. It

plays well. It's not about graphics,

it's about the gameplay.

I already returned the Fold yesterday.

It's gone. I don't know why my camera's so

laggy today. Damn thing.

Like, sometimes— last stream was perfectly

fine, wasn't it? And then today it's

like 5 FPS.

The haters won, you gave back the Fold.

Yeah, I Folded. The haters got me to fall.

No, they didn't win. I just got bored of

it and I realized I'm not using any of

these AI features. I don't need a big

screen because I've got my laptop and my—

I've got a 32-inch monitor. Why do I need

a big phone screen?

So now I've got the iPhone 12 mini and

the Samsung S10 Plus, so 5-year-old

I like the iPhone 12 mini. I might get a

case for it to make it look a bit better.

It's a good phone. The problem is the

battery just doesn't last very long.

I've got to charge it up like 5 times a

day. Next bad decision?

I don't know. Keep my eyes open.

Maybe a car. Still thinking about

that Tesla.

Yeah, the S10 Plus has really been good

value for money, hasn't it, with the

amount of content I've made out of it and

how long I've used it.

Get the Fiesta. I don't know, I've been

looking at voxel courses. And Audi A1s

now. They look quite good.

So I also blocked Samsung on my Revolut so

they can't take any more money. I set up a

finance plan and I blocked the payments

now, so they're not getting another penny

out of me. Hope, uh, best case scenario is

they give me back like £400 because

I paid £150 for the upfront down

payment, like the initial deposit,

and I traded in my old phone which had a

value of £300 trade-in value. So I'm

hoping they give me back £450,

but that might not happen. I don't know.

How did you cancel the financial

agreement? Well, I blocked them so they

can't take any more money, but hopefully

when they get my phone back, they'll just

cancel it from their end as well.

Yeah, if I free up £45 a month by

returning the phone, then I can get the

Return policy. They say you can return

it. As long as there's

like— as long as it looks like it's new

and there's no damage. But I accidentally

sent back the wrong USB cable because I

forgot which one they packed with it. I

sent back a USB to USB-C, not the USB-C to

C. I don't think they'll send back my

old phone because I think they've already

recycled it. So that phone's probably gone

shredded. So hopefully they give me some

money back, like a couple hundred pounds.

We have to see what happens.

I should have just sold the Flip 4 and not

bought the Fold 6, but I made like $200

from my YouTube videos. I made about 21

videos, and I reckon they could still get

views as time goes on. It's just the trend

seems like it's over now. The views are

not really getting any better. So the

views dried up. I got bored. I don't want

it. Send it back.

Couple hundred for what? For my old phone?

Because I traded in my old phone. I want

them to give me back my money for the

value of the old phone plus my initial

deposit for the new phone. Well, to be

honest, I didn't buy it thinking I was

gonna return it. I bought it thinking this

is my new phone. But then I got bored of

it. That's the problem buying phones.

They're really nice in the beginning, and

then you get used to it and it's boring,

and then you think, yeah, I'd rather have

my money back and go back to my old phone.

I just feel like there's no reason to ever

buy a new phone unless your old phone

breaks. And it's unusable because

the new phone is never going to do stuff

that your old phone doesn't do

unless you've got like a 10-year-old

phone.

You're not a pro photographer, you're not

like a gamer, why do you need a nice

phone? Who cares? As long as it can

message people, it can take some photos,

do your banking stuff,

all whatever.

It's just, it's just like a bit of

excitement though to get a new fancy

I got the buyer's remorse.

Oh, I saw this other phone on Amazon.

It's called The Doogee VMAX 200

or something. It's got a 22,000 milliamp

battery. Can you believe that? And it's

got a 20-megapixel night vision camera.

It looks so cool. Imagine livestreaming

with a night vision camera. It's got a

night vision camera built into it and

22,000 milliamps. That's like 4

to 5 times bigger than your regular

smartphone. You wouldn't have to charge it

for days. It would last for like 2 days

without charging, but it's like this

thick. It does seem pretty

cool.

Should I get it? We can do— oh, we could

do middle of the night streams and turn on

the night vision camera.

I do 1 hour of gaming on the iPhone 12

Mini and it goes from 100 down to 50%

battery, and then it starts throttling

because it gets so hot. Maybe I get a fan.

Oh, I like that Red Magic Pro gaming phone

because it's got a built-in fan. I think

it's the only phone that has a built-in

internal fan. And it's got like

16 gigabytes of RAM. That'd be so good for

Okay, let me check this.

Wow, the clickbait really doesn't work

anymore, does it? 60 viewers.

Um, oh yeah,

I need content.

No content. Is Sunny not coming now?

She is. I just don't know when.

She said she wants to wait until she gets

her pay in August. But isn't that going to

be the end of August?

Like her last pay from the teaching job,

I guess.

Apparently petrol is very expensive.

That's why I say get the Tesla, it costs

£10 to charge it.

What do you mean, am I charging her?

No, she said she has to wait for her

payday from

her job in Japan. I guess they're going to

pay her one more time for July.

I mean, I'd happily just send her £20, to

be honest, and then wait a whole month. I

hate waiting. But maybe she wants to

pay herself and not feel like she owes me.

Whatever.

Is free to see you. I think you're

misunderstanding what I'm saying. I'm not

making her pay to see me. What are you

saying? I'm saying she's waiting for her

pay— her payday.

Are you even drinking the water? Yeah,

but I'm trying to drink it slowly because

my mouth is filling, filling with saliva

every time I speak.

I don't really feel poor. I feel like July

was quite good. I made about $1,400

in July, so I'm quite

happy with that.

I know it doesn't sound like much. But you

can't really expect much when you're only

getting like 3K views a video. I know it

kind of sucks, but come on, my— look at my

channel. The views are rubbish. So to be

able to get $1,400 even with these rubbish

views, I'm like, thank God.

I thought if you get under 10K views,

you're finished as a YouTuber, but you can

make it work, I guess. If you spam out

enough stuff and you get a few donos here

The second channel's been picking up the

slack a bit.

I'm hoping the Samsung Fold video is

continue to get a bit more views.

So if I get my refund and my trade-in

phone value, I might make profit. But if I

lose the Flip 4 for nothing, then I would

have just lost money, might break even,

so the whole thing was a big waste of time

and I lost my old phone, which I don't

really care about because I never used it.

But I could have just sold it for like

£200 maybe.

A bit annoying. I guess it wasn't the best

business decision. So when I get the

iPhone 16, I'll just buy it on the credit

card and not trade anything in. I can't

trade in the iPhone 12 anyway because it's

I have to wait and see what Samsung says.

I reckon they'll be fair. I think

Samsung's a decent company.

I do like these gaming phones, but they're

not trending, so there's no point in

getting them.

Yeah, it does say on the website if you

open the product and you used it more than

what's reasonable— but what does that

mean? Then a minimum of 20% will be

deducted. So what if I lose 20%? That

means they would only refund me 80% of

£150. What's 20% of £150? It's like £30.

So I'd get £120 back instead of £150. Oh

no! Wait, if I block them

from taking my money, if they try to

refund my money back, won't that be

blocked too? Or is it only blocking

payments going out? What if I block them

from giving me my money back?

Oh, whatever. Just wait until a few days.

That's the current content. Daniel wasted

his money Returning a phone?

Well, at least I don't have to pay £45 a

month anymore, which I didn't really want

to do, to be honest. I mean,

£45 a month, I could do something else

with it, like finance— not

a Tesla, but maybe something a bit

cheaper.

No, they never took any installments, but

I paid a deposit for the first month,

which was $150.

They can't pay you back if you blocked

them. Yeah, maybe I should unblock them.

Well, if I ask AI,

if I blocked Samsung from taking money

from my bank account for phone monthly

payments, but then I refund the phone,

will they still be able to send me back my

money even though I blocked them from

taking money out? See if AI

is clever enough to understand that.

Yeah, see, refunding a phone after

blocking Samsung Payments. Generally,

yes, Samsung should be able to refund you

even if you've blocked their payments from

your bank account. Here's why. Refund

methods. Samsung typically offers multiple

refund methods, including original payment

method. Yeah, I quite like this Gemini.

One thing I got out of the whole Fold 6

experience was I realized that Gemini is

pretty good. So now I just ask him pretty

complex questions like, if a car has an

MPG of 62 and fuel currently costs 140

pence per liter, how much money would it

cost to drive blah blah blah miles? And

then he can actually calculate it.

You don't have to like go on Google and

stuff and find all the info and do the

calculation yourself.

I'm hoping he's correct. Like, he might be

wrong. Sometimes he's wrong and then you

tell him you're wrong and he's like, I am

sorry, I was wrong. You can use Gemini on

anything. I'm using Gemini AI on my

iPhone. I think it's better than Siri.

Yeah, so what tech's coming out? I'm so

bored of all the tech. I don't need a

gaming PC because I don't game. I don't

need a laptop because I already got a

laptop. I don't need— I

mean, there's no new phones out right now.

Samsung was the first one to bring out

their new phones. Pixel 9 is coming out in

stupid October. It's ages away.

iPhone 16 is not until September, so

there's nothing coming out in August. Um,

what else is there? ROG Ally X, boring.

There's nothing,

nothing to buy. I have to want it as well,

otherwise I won't care. I need to be I

need to be excited about the purchase.

Why not fly out to Japan again?

Because I can't be bothered. It's not that

I can't afford it. I would just buy it on

the credit card. I mean, actually, I can't

afford it. Because then I would need

thousands for hotels and stuff. I'd be

getting into so much debt. You do not take

me seriously. You never did. No one will

ever date you for now. You need to fix

yourself, but you won't. You will die

alone and you act like you are denialist.

Stop being evil or else something bad will

happen to you. How am I evil? What have I

done that was evil recently?

I think I've been pretty good.

I think my behavior has been much

better in the last few years.

Apart from that cheating thing.

I think a lot of people die alone anyway,

because usually your partner

dies before you, or you die before the

partner, unless you both die at the same

time, which is very unlikely.

No one's Romeo and Juliet.

Would you rather die first or die last? I

don't know, I feel like— I feel bad if I

died first because then she'd be all

alone. And she would have to, like,

cope and look after herself. But then

if I died last, I'd be all sad and lonely.

It's tough, isn't it?

Yeah. So I don't know what to do now.

Honestly, no idea.

I feel so bored. Oh, why?

I think sex— it's very telling that Faster

divorced you way faster than I did. You

are gonna get old, then only people who

want you will be killers or other evil

like you. Your girl get worse every time.

I was the best girl, easy.

I wasn't married. Too fast.

When is credit card debt due?

My zero interest rate introductory

offer ends in April next year.

It was 15 months, so I got it in January,

which means it would end in April next

year, wouldn't it? So I've got 9 months to

start paying it back. I'll probably get

like £900 next month and just use it all

to pay off the credit card and then not

pay my mum anything next month. I'm sure

she'll be okay with it, and then we can

knock down £2,600 down to like £1,500.

I could probably get rid of the credit

card debt if I just focus on paying it in

3 months. So my

next pay comes in August and then

September, October, and then

I'll resume payments to my mum in

November. Or I could split

it so I pay a bit to my mum, bits of

credit card. Got a

long 30 days, 25 days until I

get my next YouTube money.

I got my last YouTube money about 6

days ago. Gave it all to my mum.

£850.

It's very slow.

Oh, hi, Oriental Pearl. How are

things going?

Did Cammy get a large life insurance

payment when my dad died? I don't

remember. I reckon it would have been the

same. I think we would have gotten all the

same payouts.

That's £300 a month. Yeah, I need to pay

at least £300 a month for the credit card,

and then I have about £500 left over I can

give to my mum.

I predict I'll have all my debts paid off

by— let me see.

So 500 times 9 minus

9882 will be 5,000.

April 5,000.

What? Does your mom

still talk to Chihiro? Do you think she

will tell her that you titled the video

like this? No, because after the stream

ends, I'm gonna change the title Haha,

no one will know.

Wait, you messed up my calculations. What

did I say? Uh, so I pay 300

a month to credit card. Credit card will

be paid off by April, plus 500

a month for 9 months to my mum,

which would be 4,500. And then after that

there would be another £5,382

left to pay my mum. And if I make £900 a

month, it'll take 6 months after April.

October 2025 is when I predict I'll be

debt-free. Oh my god, it's gonna take

ages. October.

Oh my God,

remember new tax year? No, I don't need to

pay tax anymore because I barely make

anything. That's a good thing when your

channel dies, you don't have to worry

about paying tax anymore because you

barely make any money.

Pay the debt off by doing things like

mowing the lawn. No, I don't

feel like that's fair.

I can film myself mowing the lawn and then

make $10 off YouTube.

Just get a part-time job. No,

I'm a professional YouTuber. I don't care

how many views I get.

I will stick it through.

Stupid OzBot. The camera keeps freezing.

This software is rubbish. ObsBot Center.

Why does the camera keep freezing?

Who's that van? Oh, it's by Amazon.

Oh yeah, my new Amazon thing's here.

I'm excited.

Amazon's going to make me broke. My new

phone's here, guys.

Take us in the garden. It's not a nice

day, it's really windy.

I think my sister's leaving Japan this

week. They're going to New Zealand

next.

I was so bored today, I just spent half

the day cleaning my room. Felt kind of

nice. I tidied up everything. Look.

I've tidied my closet and my carpet,

and I cleared all the junk here.

I do like to tidy. It's quite fun.

And then I was watching this video— videos

of this guy cleaning cars, like vacuuming

the inside of the car. It looked kind of

fun. He uses all these tools like Pressure

washer shampoo vacuum thingy. I want to

get one of those. It's like a tiny little

box like that, and it shoots out water,

and then it sucks the water out, and then

it has 2 tanks. One tank is the clean

water, the second tank has all the brown

dirt water. I want to get one.

Clean my bedroom carpet first time

in 25 years. Maybe I'll

start like car cleaning business. I reckon

I could get into that. I'll clean my mum's

car, £50.

What ended up happening with Raycon?

Oh yeah, they did reply, but I can't be

bothered. They just asked me what my rates

I still feel like it's a scam. Who's gonna

give me a sponsorship when I barely get

Do some paintings. Uh,

I don't know if anyone's gonna buy them.

Then I would.

And I've got to buy the painting stuff,

but I don't really care about being in

debt. I don't think being debt-free is

going to be It's not gonna be

life-changing. I won't be like, yeah, I'm

debt-free. Okay, now what?

And I don't think being in debt is gonna

stop me from doing stuff. Like, if I

wanted to go somewhere or go and do

something, I'd still be able to do it.

Just not go to Japan, maybe. Because that

would usually cost like £10,000 for a few

months in Japan unless you want to slum it

out in a guest house,

which I do not want to do ever again.

Next time, if I ever go to Japan again,

I'm having a nice place to live in. Nice

apartment, modern, my own bathroom. I'm

not sharing it. I hate guest houses now.

So you'd probably need like $10K. $1K

flights, $2K a month apartment, a couple

K for food.

I could buy a Tesla or go to Japan for 3

months. A bit bored of Japan now.

I don't know, the whole appeal of living

in Asia is not really there anymore.

Like, what's the point? Go to Japan and

sit in some room in a Japanese city being

bored, trying to go on

dates, but none of them are attractive.

And then I don't really want to have to be

in a relationship again where I have to

speak Japanese. I can't be bothered. I

want to speak English. English is the best

That's depression speaking. Yeah, do you

think it's depression when You keep

talking yourself out of doing anything

because you keep thinking it's pointless.

Maybe it is depression.

Yeah, I feel bored too. I don't know what

to do. Let's find stuff to clean, I guess.

I cleaned— I mean, I tidied up the inside

of my desk. Now it looks nice.

I like how MoistCr1TiKaL is getting

cancelled now. Finally, I was waiting for

years for him to get cancelled.

Everyone ends up getting cancelled

eventually. Sweet justice.

What did he do? He said that if a kid

wants to take life-changing surgery to

become transgender, they should be able

to. And that wasn't received well.

Kind of a weird take.

I don't think a kid should be able to

decide anything that has, like, lasting

consequences because they're just kids and

they're stupid. When I was a kid, I wanted

to be a Power Ranger.

Wait until they're adults and then let

them mess their lives up.

He got kicked off his podcast, didn't he?

The official podcast.

Everyone's getting cancelled.

Everyone— I thought everyone hated that

Sneako guy, but now the Sneako seems like

he actually makes sense sometimes.

Oh, did you see in Stockport? Did you see

the thingy that happened? The, um,

they had a massive riot last night.

All the English lads came out and wrecks

the street. Damn, what's happening to this

country? Riots every week now.

UK's going crazy and there's

like people having sword fights on the

streets of London. Machete fights,

running around whacking each other with

machetes. Was that what medieval

warfare looked like? People just like

running around going— it just looks kind

of lame. That's not what I thought it

looked like. They should at

least learn like proper fencing stances

and sword skills if they're going to do

that. Put on some chainmail armor.

It's like it's regressed. 500 years in the

past, everyone would just start walking

around wearing chainmail.

Oh, now my stream's gonna get demonetized

talking about this. Next topic.

We're green, it's good, it's good. I'm

gonna get my parcel.

Look what I got! Don't worry, it was only

£4.

Look at this. It's got a

little display on it. It shows you the

energy reading when you plug it in to

your phone when you charge it. So I got

this— hold on,

out of breath. I got this USB-C to

Lightning connector to charge my iPhone

using my high-speed cable.

And it should say the charging speed on

the little screen, which I thought

was pretty cool. Okay, where's the USB-C

cable? How about this one?

Oh wow, it's charging 2

watts! That's rubbish.

3, 5, oh, 5 watts. 4 watts.

Oh, that's so cool though, you can see the

wattage. Look,

I'm plugging my high-speed charger, which

is on my phone right now.

Let's see how many watts.

Because this damn iPhone battery, it runs

out of battery so quick. I can plug it on

the wireless charger pad, but it takes

forever. What? This is barely charging.

4 watts, 6 watts. Oh, 7 watts.

Well, I thought the iPhone Mini had like

25-watt charging speed. Why is it

only charging at 3

watts? 4 watts?

Rubbish, isn't it?

Oh, what if— oh, oh, I know.

I need a high-speed cable.

I think this is the one that came with the

Fold 6, but I forgot to send it back.

Venus Angelic, she read my message I sent

to her, but she didn't reply. I thought we

were friends.

So I'm gonna plug it into my My

100-watt high-power PD battery

bank. Let's see what output— wait, that's

pointless because this already tells you

what wattage it charges at. Then what's

the point of this?

It's charging at 2

watts. I don't understand

why it's so slow. Whatever,

boring.

I think it's because it's already over

92%. It's not really doing fast

That's the annoying thing about wireless

charging. It's so slow compared to wired

charging. Yeah, I returned the Fold 6.

I got bored of it. I just ended up sitting

here on my Fold 6 like this. Okay, what do

I do now? It's not doing anything

differently that I usually do.

Waste of money.

Get the Flip 6? No, I don't

think so. Plus, it's not trending anymore.

The trend is over. Gotta wait until the

next one, which would be the iPhone 16.

The annoying thing is all the stupid tech

channels, they get the phones like a week

before everyone else gets it. So by the

time it's released to the public, there's

already a bazillion videos and reviews.

But I can't get early access because I'm a

nobody.

My opinion on foldable phones? Well, I

like the big fold ones, but they're too

heavy. They're nice to use at home, but

when you've got to go out and put it in

your pocket It's horrible. It's like

you've got a massive brick in your pocket.

It's not nice to use. It's really

cumbersome. The flip phones that flip in

half, they're much better because they go

into like a square shape,

but then they're really thick.

Well, this is just charging at 3 watts. I

don't know why it's so slow.

And also, when I get the new iPhone, this

will be useless because iPhone uses USB-C

now. Oh, it was only a couple of pounds,

whatever. Yeah, I hate it when you

go out and you just want to chuck your

phone in your pocket, but it's like a

brick. Especially when you wear trousers

like me where I don't have a belt. I just

have a bit of string holding my trousers

up, like an elastic string or something

you tie up. If I'm wearing jeans with a

solid belt, then it's fine. But a lot of

times when it was hot in Japan, I just

wore these trousers and they're just

being held up by a string and

it would not Feel good with a big brick in

I guess it's okay for women because they

usually have a little purse to put their

stuff in. I mean, I'm not gonna walk

around with a purse, am I? Or a

fanny pack.

When I'm outside, I don't really want to

be on my phone anyway.

Uh-oh, camera froze.

Having camera problems today. Oh my god,

what is wrong with it today?

Well, if I just— maybe if I close it down

and open it up again. Hold on,

maybe that fixed it.

Try and fix it while you're offline.

Okay, I'll end the stream then to fix it.

What a great idea.

It was working fine before I started the

Mm-hmm. This app's just kind of weird

because it'll be fine and then it will

just start lagging and then it will just

kind of fix itself.

Yeah, Chihiro is gay, guys. She's got a

girlfriend. She's finished with men.

I was her last ever man.

She's moving in with Misaki, who got

kicked out by her husband.

It is nice having the big display on the

fold phones, but then why would you not

just use your home computer unless

you're outside. But what are you going to

be doing outside that needs such a big

screen? It just seems a bit pointless.

Just get a tablet.

I was in the shower today and then I

saw— because I have to take my glasses off

to have a shower, everything goes blurry—

and I saw this blurry black blob around my

foot, and I thought, oh crap, is that a

spider? So I jump out the shower, put my

glasses on, this stupid massive spider got

washed into the hair catcher.

So I had to finish washing in the sink

because I'm not getting back in the

shower, and then get dressed and

everything, then suck it out using the

vacuum. Why do they like going in the

shower, those big hairy spiders? I hate

them. I have to check the shower

before getting in, I guess. And then the

toilet seat cracked, and then it pinched

my bum, which really hurt. So I put

Sellotape around the crack. Who gets a

plastic toilet seat? I said to my mum,

she should get a wooden one. I don't know

who— was it me? Have I gotten so fat I

cracked the toilet seat? Or has someone

else been sitting on it?

So those are life updates. My bum got

pinched by the toilet seat and, uh,

yeah,

the exciting life of Daniel.

Is Cammy still working at the castle?

No, she's retired now.

I think she seems like she's not so grumpy

anymore because she retired.

A lot of the reasons for wanting to leave

and move out was because I didn't like

living with my mum because she was so

grumpy all the time. But she seems okay

now. I don't want to jinx it, but she

doesn't seem all snappy and irritable like

she used to be.

Although she still keeps saying I'm

banging, which is annoying. I'm not

banging! I'm— that's just the noise it

makes when you do stuff. I go down to the

kitchen, I make food, So obviously I'm

like taking out the plate, putting it down

on the counter, opening the drawer,

taking out some forks, shutting the

drawer. She's saying, stop banging,

or why am I banging? I'm not banging.

Well, when I shut the microwave door, it

goes clunk, and then she's like, oh, stop

banging. I'm not banging anything.

Fucking hell. It's just the sound stuff

makes when you put it on stuff.

It's so irritating. Yeah,

she is deaf, but she's got hearing aids,

and for some reason the hearing aids

amplify the sounds of like

metallic or ceramic sounds. I guess it

gives her a headache, so you

would have to do everything really slowly,

like If I'm like— she's

like, stop banging! It's not banging,

it's like this. Like, imagine I'm

putting the cup down like, like that,

like that. That's not banging, it's just

putting something down. I've got stuff

to do, I want to do it quickly. The

quicker I do stuff, the louder it is.

I'm not doing everything slow motion.

Like, I've got to take jars out the

fridge, put it on the marble counter,

which is like glass on a hard object.

Obviously it's gonna make a sound.

It's kind of annoying. I don't like being

criticized when I'm not doing anything

wrong. It's not my fault. That's what

sound is. Is. She should get

like plastic counter then. Plastic plates,

plastic knives and forks.

But she doesn't seem as annoying like

before. Usually when she gets really

annoying, I feel like, oh, fuck this, I'm

But if she wasn't annoying, I wouldn't

really feel like I need to leave.

Well, at least you got Dave Gibson to keep

her company.

Well, I'm so bored. I don't know what's

I don't

know why I'm losing. I lost like 40 subs.

This week, probably because of these

livestream titles. Can you imagine

unsubbing just because of a livestream

title? People are so weird. I wonder who

these people are. Like, are they regular

viewers, or are they people I've seen in

the chat before, or are they like people

who barely watch or only remember the

channel because the gay title brought them

back? Who are these people unsubbing?

Because they don't say anything. There's

no message, like there's no comment from

them saying, oh, I'm disappointed with you

being gay, I'm unsubbing. They just lose

the subs. It's weird,

but it's not— I mean, I still get the same

views every time, so it's not like maybe

they didn't watch anyway.

Well, I don't really care. It's just

annoying because I feel

like I didn't do anything wrong. Why am I

Oh wow, I just unsubscribed.

Nietzsche. Well, it's your loss.

People unsub because they think it's

boring. Well, when something interesting

happens, how are you gonna know?

Because you unsubbed. Why don't I just

stay subbed?

YouTube deleting old accounts. Yeah, it

could be that too, but I always seem to

lose a lot of subs when I put gay in the

title. My view on Red Dead

Redemption 2. I was playing it a lot last

year. I got bored of it though. The story

kind of sucks. I don't know what the story

even is. It's like a bunch of criminals

living in a camp together and they gotta

make money. But you get

bored and then you end up just running

around shooting people for no reason. I

got to that mission where— I don't

even remember because all the missions are

the same. It's like you get on the horse,

you go to here, you talk to this person,

you beat them up, or you drive the wagon,

deliver it somewhere. It's a cool game,

like the physics and the world is nice and

everything, but it just feels kind of

boring. Don't know why.

I think I'm just not interested in the

Wild West.

I started punching this horse in the face.

That's pretty funny. And then it failed my

mission because I killed the horse or

I don't know, I feel like Rockstar Games

is not very good. They're good at making

an open world, but they're not very good

at making fun gameplay.

Even GTA is like very basic.

Hold aim, shoot the gun. It's not

really an RPG. Maybe that's why I don't

find it fun. Drive around a bit in the

city and it's cool, but then you get bored

after 10 minutes. You just drive around,

run people over, get chased by police,

blow stuff up. Gets boring in half an

hour.

Yeah, I can't get into games much. I, I'm

playing Call of Duty Warzone on my phone

recently just to kill an hour,

but it's just like mindless shooting.

It's quite good though for a mobile game.

I've got this controller so I can put my

phone in it, and now I've got a

cool little gaming device which is way

better than the Switch. The triggers are

quite nice. Very trigger-y.

It's funny, I'd rather clean my room and

do some dusting than play a video game.

I've changed. When I was younger, all I

cared about was playing video games.

And now it doesn't do anything for me

mentally. It just makes me feel bad,

like, oh, I wasted all day playing games.

And it makes my back hurt. And it makes

my neck hurt.

What kind of title is that? It's I don't

give a fuck anymore because nothing works

title.

It's the I give up and don't give a fuck

anymore random livestream title for

the lols.

Channel's dead. My wife

is a gay.

My ex-wife is black.

Don't care anymore.

Why my gay is an ex-wife?

Hey, what's guys up?

Stupid fucking YouTube.

Boring.

I wasted £100 on this stupid kimono. Do

you think it was a waste of money? I guess

it looks nice. It makes me feel better,

like I've put on a new skin.

Oh my god, I'm so bored. I don't know what

You'll never wear it in public. Yeah,

imagine wearing this outside in Maidstone.

All the British people would stare at me.

Be like, why are you wearing a bathrobe

outside, mate?

The annoying thing about British people is

they just randomly say stuff to strangers.

Oh mate, why you wearing bathrobe?

Why can't

you speak like a normal person? Some of

the accents here are so weird. Like, I

don't know. Have to go out

and get some payjay tips before my supper.

Like that. This is weird. I don't know why

people speak so weirdly. Why can't they

just speak not retardedly? I don't know.

It's not just the chav accent. There's

like another accent. I'm not sure how to

describe it. It's very common in Kent.

It's like, how does it go? It's like,

I have to nip out to the shops, get some

PG Tips. Oh, it'll be ever so lovely.

Like that, like an old woman way of

speaking. But it's funny because you

think when all the old women die, that

accent would die out too. But people, as

they get older, the accent morphs into the

old woman accent. So it never dies.

It never goes away.

I can't stand the old woman accent. It's

so ugly. Oh, it'd be

ever so lovely if I could have a lovely

summer's day. Shut up.

Best accent in the UK? Mine, obviously.

I am the least retarded sounding person in

the whole country.

I don't like how Northerners say pound

instead of pounds. Like, £10 would

be how you say it, but they say ten pound.

It's plural, you're supposed to put the S

on the end of pounds, but they're too

lazy.

How hard is it to just put S on the end of

a word?

All these accents piss me off. I don't

especially the bloke down the pub accent.

Oh my God, I hate that accent.

I think I just hate all the accents. I

don't like any of them. Everyone sounds so

Did I go to college? I went— yeah,

I went to Mid Kent College for 2 weeks

before I gave up. Then I flew off to Japan

to to bang some Japanese woman.

Imagine wasting 2 years of your life in

college when you can just fly to Japan and

bang Japanese women. No regrets.

I thought I could do a computer science

course and then go to university and then

get a degree and then get a job teaching

English in Japan. That was when I was 22.

Little Daniel was so naive.

I would not last 2 weeks as an English

teacher. I'd have one bad experience in

the classroom where the kids bullied me,

and then I'd just ditch. I wouldn't even

show up the next day.

Imagine thinking you would last any time

at all as an English teacher. I'm so glad

I didn't waste all that time though,

trying to get college A-levels and then

trying to get degrees. I'm so glad I

didn't waste all that time and money.

I know exactly what would have happened

even if I got the qualifications.

What's the long-term benefit you gained

from going to Japan for that? Nothing,

but at least had a good time.

If I didn't do anything, I would have

gained nothing and I would have been

bored, but at least I gained nothing and I

had a good time, I guess.

But what skill could you have that

would help you make money now?

I wish— oh, I wish I'd gone into

the stock market way earlier before I

got my dad's inheritance money so I didn't

blow it. If I'd gone into the stock market

in like 2015, I didn't have much money

back then, so even if I blew it it

wouldn't have been blowing as much as I

blew. And then I get my dad's inheritance,

and then I would know how to invest it

properly. Nice. Market's open now.

See what's happening.

Tesla up 4%. Nice.

Ooh, SPY's up 1.4%.

Nice. China was up like 4% this morning,

the China ETF I have, but it's going to

sell off again. Ooh, gold up quite a lot.

Uh, about Domino's Pizza. Oh, Domino's not

doing anything.

Hmm, China doing Nicely.

Maybe it's a dead cat bounce.

And my British ETF is up 2%.

Pretty good.

I just want China to go up. My whole

portfolio is green. Apart from this stupid

China ETF.

Are there any new Hiding

My Room Discords? No,

I have not made a new Discord.

Although I did check it because someone

messaged me. They said— they showed me a

screenshot of someone saying I banned

them, which is why they can't donate

anymore.

I deleted it now. His— but I don't even

know what his YouTube name was because I

haven't banned anyone on YouTube apart

from that annoying troll, but he never

donates. And then they're calling me

stupid for banning haters. I only— I

wouldn't ban a hater if they've donated.

I'd ban a hater if they've never donated.

So I don't even know who his username is.

His Discord name was Manu, M-A-N-U.

I have not banned anyone called Manu. I

don't know what his YouTube name is.

Sell all the China. But I

know if I sell it, it's going to go up.

This is the wrong time to sell it.

When you want to sell it, that means you

should buy more. When you want to buy

more, that means you should sell it. It's

reverse psychology.

I looked on my ban list, there's no one

called Manu who's banned, so I don't

know why he thinks he's banned. But I'll

look at my ban list. Uh, where is it?

I wonder if I unban everyone, would these

people still be in the chat? Not knowing

that they're banned.

It still cracks me up seeing my mum in the

banned list. That's what you get for

saying I'm a bad son.

Gunnar Larsson. I wonder how many alts

Gunnar Larsson's made since I banned him.

I think that Elliot Etienne person I

banned yesterday, 2 days ago, was him.

Oh, wow. So in other

words, we can pay you like $2 and then

basically do whatever we want? Yeah. You

sound like a cheap whore. It's sad that

you're so opposed to living like a normal

person. If you had a 9 to 5, you wouldn't

have such low standards. If you donate,

you can do whatever you want. You can spit

on my bumhole. I demand

complete respect. You either earn the

respect or you pay me for it.

But I'm not being disrespected for free.

If you disrespect me and you never donate,

you're banned. I'll give you a chance.

Like I gave that Etienne person quite a

long time before I banned him to see if,

you know, he's going to donate or not.

But nope, he's always just sitting in the

chat whining all the time about how boring

my stream is.

Gave him several months to