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He dead.

I dead.

Stupid game.

Where everyone tuning

from, guys?

This game mode sucks. There's no objectives, running around killing each other. Bunch of stupid fucking idiots.

God, it's so boring when it's like this.

Just feels like, what's the point?

Everyone tuning in from way— everyone. All right, Degenerator, I'm gonna ban you. Final warning,

will you behave?

BMNR up.

No, it's not.

I'm still down £100.

My average cost is £53.

You sell at profit? Yeah, but then you miss out on more profits. Whoa, market's ripping! My lungs are flipping green. Flipping and ripping. Ah, my favorite level. I really hate that other level. Oh, these are not— what is this stupid game mode? I want to do objectives.

No, I don't want to do attrition. Where's the other one? Why do these things keep moving about?

I want to do this one. Oh, where's it gone?

Yeah, there's Lockdown. This is the one I like doing. Oh, not Attrition.

What? Chris Broad made a video about Oriental Pearl? Oh my God, that guy is such a twat. He's like, oh, so-and-so so bad for milking drama, and then he does it himself.

What, what channel? On his main channel?

Oh, he did. He blurred out her face. Did she report his video? He had to blur out her face. Did she really report the video? He called it What Is Happening to Japan.

Took her thumbnail. Damn, Chris is losing it.

This is not a good look. Like, why is he being so petty about one woman?

Maybe I'll react to it tomorrow.

Oh my God, fucking hell. Well, maybe I'll do it later tonight.

I made $10 off my other one.

Easy money.

Okay, we're taking objective Alpha. He dead.

I'm dead.

Hit it.

I don't— I'm number 3.

Yeah, I don't really want to play Chris's video in my video though because he might strike me. He probably would. He seems like very petty nowadays. Whoops.

I wouldn't play his video in my video.

Yeah, Battlefield 6, pretty fun.

Number 3, on the scoreboard.

Ow,

I wasn't really worried about Oriental Pearl striking me. Because we're friends.

Why am I stuck here?

Ah.

I'm number 5. He dead.

I bet I'm number 4.

He dead.

I dead.

Where everyone tuning in from?

You're dead. I'm number 4.

This scope is too big.

You're dead. You're dead.

I did

change my scope. I don't like the scope. Wow, I've got so many scopes. I've got a thermal scope.

I want the thermal scope.

Uh, maybe I'll get that.

Get rid of that. Maybe— why are there not enough points for it? I can get a suppressor.

I can't put the thermal scope on it.

What? I'm trying to change my gun. Get lost.

25. Get that one. I want the thermal.

Wow, wow, look at this one.

That's pretty cool.

Look, I could see through the

smoke.

Ah, didn't even get to try it.

Check

my stocks.

What's it doing?

Still ripping.

Now I'm nearly able to take profit on some of the longs

that I was trapped in for this week.

A couple are flipping green.

Now that short I took earlier today is down £20.

The problem is if I take profit on the longs and it keeps ripping, then my shorts are going to destroy my account.

Why did it kick me out?

Hello.

Try out my thermal scope.

It's annoying, it maxes out. I can't add stuff to it now.

The slugs add a lot of things to it.

Maybe that one.

Looks weird.

Whoa, it really picks them out though.

Damn, that's pretty OP.

But then all you can see is black and white.

See, look.

Oh.

He's bouncing up and down up there.

Oh.

It's funny how it's kind of grainy,

like it's low quality.

Oh, it's so good! Look,

it just picks them out. Look.

What's that?

I can still see them.

Ah,

oh.

Interesting. Why would— I thought it picks up thermal, but why does gear have heat? Ah.

I can't— oh, how did he see me? Maybe he's got a thermal thing as well.

I'm behind a bucket. Where is he?

He's got the thermal thing too, doesn't he?

He's got the fucking thermal, stupid fucking idiot.

Miss every shot.

I got him back.

It's funny putting it on a shotgun though.

He dead. I did.

Oh, it makes it hard to aim.

Free fucking

Ha, got him.

Oh, he's got the stupid scope.

We lost.

うん。

Scope's hard to use.

Missed.

What?

What? He dead.

Ah.

Ah, too many.

What?

Oh, how can they see me?

That team sucks.

Yay,

you're dead! Oh, I got both of them.

Oh,

nearly.

What?

What? Whoa,

did I kill myself?

I'm blowing myself up.

I'm number 6. Physics.

He dead.

I dead.

I haven't killed anyone with shotgun.

I did.

Oh, I got him.

Oh.

He dead.

Why they aim for me out of all the people?

He dead. I'm number 4.

I'm number 4.

Whoops.

Oh, I hit someone.

I might change the buckshot, it might be better.

And

Wait, is this the shotgun?

That's not the shotgun.

Oh, it is. Change to stubby.

Okay.

I'm

dead.

I'm gonna lose again.

What?

He dead.

He not dead. I'm number 5.

Ah.

I

wonder if market keeps ripping tomorrow, or is he gonna pull back now?

What's Chris saying? Pull out your camera and hit record. The other half of the runtime in these videos was dedicated to Nakameguro, a trendy district that's historically one of Tokyo's most

New user exclusive, £10 off train travel. Claim your perk now. Artistic neighborhoods, and with a recent history of graffiti, both artistic and just tagging where people just spray paint their name. A few years ago, I think it was 2019, there was quite a lot of graffiti and the local schools got together to paint over it, and then

the graffiti came back again. But when Japanese TV made a video on it interviewing locals, interestingly they didn't intercut it with shots of Asia's biggest nightlife district and call it what is happening to Japan. They called it residents express discomfort at 37 graffiti sites found around content creation around Japan, and I want to discuss those. And second

of all, uh, some people see it as me bullying another creator because they don't understand why I would bring this up. And honestly, I don't do this sort of hate crime. Uh, the only time I think I've ever called out a creator was MrBeast last year when he Partnered with Logan Paul, a man who did awful things

in Japan, which I had to discuss publicly on Japanese national television. I didn't enjoy making that video or the attention or scrutiny involving. I hate myself sometimes. What? Wow. You have to talk about them. I've held my tongue previously on other content that this creator has produced. A few years ago, a friend showed me a clip of

a video in which the

I did that too.

That's what I did.

Pressure, as if the entire country is one big social experiment waiting to be exploited. And I'm worried that there is— I'm speaking with Matt— they might see this sort of content and go, wow, you get $1,500 for that? Maybe start to wave cameras around in the faces of homeless people, potentially leading to even more nuisance calls. I

mean, the cost of making such content is nothing to the profits They're extraordinary. The only real thing stopping you from doing that is morals. And as we've seen time and again with streamers in Japan, morals are often in short supply. And coupled with the fact there's rising anti-foreign sentiment in Japan, it makes me concerned. It's one of

the real issues facing— I guess he's got a point.

And spending time with the locals out there, I can assure you none of them care about a fucking bit of baggage in people or some spray paint on a wall in Nakamegure. The 2 most notable things are depopulation and constant local crisis. Funnily enough, while this stuff was happening, I was on an island in Okinawa interviewing the

locals on how depopulation has affected their island, where once there were thousands of people.

You're dead.

I'm number 2.

Hit it. I

wonder why he's blurred out her face. Do you think she made him blur out?

They don't reward nuance or objective freedom. They reward clicks, they reward attention, they reward sensationalism. Realistic integrity really doesn't count for much online, unfortunately, and to an almost dystopian degree. Some criticisms leveled at me that I also make sensationalist content and that I only show the nice side of Japan, the squeaky clean, rose-tinted spectacle version of the

country. Wow, the rain is crazy.

I hate having to put a stupid face. I hate my thumbnails, but it's simply a matter of survival on an increasingly crowded platform that doesn't show your content unless it has a high click-through rate. And I try to make up for the stupid faces and titles by delivering— I'm number one.

Oh, I got him.

He does go on about the Fukushima thing a lot, which is not utopian.

The dark side.

And in fact, I've been speaking with a few shops about doing a documentary, but it's a serious topic, and these are people's lives. I have to tackle that carefully. If you want to watch something about Japan's homes and their culture, Life on Earth has made a fantastic documentary series on the subject. I would say I've felt sort

of disheartened this year in general about so many things about the state of the world, and this is sort of to the side of this issue. He dead.

He dead.

What? I'm alive.

What

is he trying to do though, like save Japan single-handedly with his stupid videos?

Wait, what? I blew myself.

Didn't meet me.

What? I'm number 2.

Who the fuck did that? You fucking bitch. Whoa,

what? I got him! How did you see that?

Why does this sound so sad and serious? It's just YouTube, calm down. Few days, or a mind marching through a forest. And there's lots of new things to come, so thank you.

Wow, you dead,

you dead!

Hey, where are you? He dead. Ah, I'm number one.

No.

Stupid sun, get on my face.

Oh, I got him.

Wait, oh, I got him!

I'm number 2.

What?

He did.

Actually, this street with the thumbnail taken is somewhere I walk down once or twice a week in Macamé. One of my favorite coffee shops is just around the corner. In fact, this video I made earlier in the year was filmed on the same street, but at a different angle, not showing it around. We went number three. Been

living in the neighborhood myself for the last three years.

Check the market.

Uh, why is it not doing anything?

Maybe go short here.

No, don't want to lose more money.

Wow, level 34!

Make a reaction. I don't know what to say. When I went to take the thumbnail for my video

Why has he blurred out her face?

Is he saying she's ugly?

I wish I cared about something like he did, like he does about this. Filming bin bags, litter, homeless people in the short-form content. The same videos show the litter. Seems fun having an opinion. Opinion happening. Did I say happening? Sounds fun happening an opinion, meaning an—

I knew I just had to chime in.

Gentrification.

Genuinely dangerous. Tokyo Godfather.

If you walk around there today compared to 10 years ago, there are far less homeless people. But crucially, Kabukicho and Shinjuku doesn't represent Tokyo, it doesn't represent Japan. But if you wanted to make Japan look good, it would be the first place you would go, pull out your camera, and hit record. The other half of the runtime

for these videos was dedicated to Nakameguro, a trendy district that's historically one of Tokyo's most artistic neighborhoods. Paint

over it.

Well, you're dead.

What?

I

can't see anything with the smoke.

What?

I'm number 8.

He

did.

He did.

Than anyone. Okay, calm down. And if you do it, you'll be richly rewarded for it. Case in point, this video the creator pointed out made $1,500. He's refusing to say a name. Going around filming some bin bags and some spray paint in a video that would have taken a matter of hours to record. And this is one

of the things that worries me the most— monetization of slop sensationalist content. That's one thing I want to discuss a little bit.

The what?

Number 7.

Scrutiny. I know I do every time. Scrutinism. And if I see something that I believe misconstrues reality, then I'm going to call it out as well. Impressively, no less than 6 hours later, she had shot, edited, and released an entire video about what she called an attack, calling me a gatekeeper. I was accused of painting Japan as

a utopian. I was accused of exploiting her. I refuse the allocations.

Oh, they did.

You cunt.

On number

4. I hate you, Chris.

Fuck you.

I should make a video, the problem with content creation in Japan in 2025,

and put Chris's face in the thumbnail. Which I had to discuss publicly on Japanese national television. I didn't enjoy making that video with the intention of screwing people over. I hate myself sometimes, but I can't keep my mouth shut on certain things. But when you feel something, it's the fact that what you did is not cool. No

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Fucking die! 94. Oh God, number 6.

Oh my God, he homeless and smelly. Disgusting.

Ah, shot in the back.

He dead.

Wow. Why am I so low down on the scoreboard?

Well.

You're

dead. You're dead.

Oh, 6. Honestly, I would much rather be editing that video than talking about this, but it will take me weeks to get it out there and do the islander story justice. And this takes me to the real crux of the matter, the thing that worries me the most. At the same time that it will take to produce

this video, I could go out and film 50 of these videos. You did.

Ah, the creator of this video claimed it took 50 hours to produce. 50 hours. I'm not sure where the 50 hours went. And you might think, well, you just sound kind of jealous now. Maybe she's right. Maybe you just want to get the views. And I say far from it. I could go out and make this content

in one afternoon in Turkey. What I'm saying is social media platforms don't care. They don't reward accuracy. They don't reward nuanced or objective They reward clicks, they reward attention, they reward sensationalism. Journalistic integrity really doesn't count for much online, unfortunately. Not going well.

I hate having to post stupid things. I hate my thumbnails and titles, but it is simply a matter of life on an increasingly crowded platform that doesn't share your content unless it has a high click-through rate. And I try to make up for the stupid titles and titles by delivering content that does the subject matter justice. And

the claim that I show only the over-romanticized, utopian version of Japan is simply ridiculous. Does this look romantic? Is this a utopia? Does that look romanticized? Is this a utopia? But do I walk through economically deprived parts of Tokyo and all sack of filming homeless people? Well, again, no, I don't. I'm sorry if that is the only

definition of showing the dark side of Japan that you have. I cover the matter that I genuinely believe I'm better. Ah, I can't get any traction on this map. Look how many using controllers.

Is that why we're winning? He did.

Wait.

Of

number six.

Oh,

he did. Oh.

Expectations without people overanalyzing everything I say or do. It's frankly the only thing that keeps me doing this. Oh, I hear him. I'm very lucky to have amazing people. I know you're not just numbers on a team count, but actually real people, and I'm really grateful I've got to meet some of you. I just need to know,

if you're watching, I'm not going mad.

Hit it.

Wild.

He dead. Wait, I'm number 5.

I don't really have anything funny to say about that. Guess he's not wrong.

All right, I'm number 5.

The one

Oh, we're gonna lose. We're

winning.

Oh, he dead. He dead. I was about to kill them all. Number 5.

Why can't we take the date?

Ah,

completely failed.

Oh God.

I'm

hungry. We lose.

Nice.

Hmm,

bought another 50K. Wow,

you must be confident.

Move

out and capture

the objective.

Okay, try and get number 1.

What?

I like this level the most. I like how bright and colorful it looks.

It's very cheerful.

Oh, I killed 2.

Well,

I'm number 2.

He dead. Whoa, 6666! Did you see that?

So I'm number 3.

What?

I didn't even touch the fire. Can I get in the car?

Oh,

you did.

Whoa, I killed myself! That was pretty good.

What? No ammo?

He dead. He dead. What? Who's shooting me?

I'm number 3.

He dead.

Oh, double kill! Did you see that? I'm number 3. I want number 1 and win the game.

Wait, ah.

Tira, vale.

Ah, grenade

launch is

fun, bro.

Oh, well, he did.

Oh.

Oh yeah, you did.

Oh, I nearly got 2 of them.

Number 3.

Where are they?

I'm hungry.

Damn, I'm getting so many points.

Will, come on, that's point blank.

We're gonna win.

We win number four, not bad. Oh, dinner time.

I'm hungry.

I'm hungry.

Noodle break. I'll have fried egg with the noodle. Oh God, I'm tired.

8 o'clock.

Make dinner really slowly because I need a break.

I'm gaming. I've got chips, peas, pickles, butter.

Hmm, peas and butter

with a noodle.

Egg

with fry pan and pot of water.

Ah, wow, normal boat.

Peace.

Doesn't

smell

good.

Hello, DBX, where are you tuning in from?

That's so great.

Hello, Bobby, where are you tuning in from tonight?

Where you tuning in from? From tuning in where from?

Making ramen. Do you like ramen? Ramen still

$8 an hour, uh, broke streamer dinner.

Should be a crime to pay me $8 an hour for this amazing content. I ran out of bacon.

I've got peas. You like peas?

I've got peas with some butter.

Do you like butter?

Put butter on the peas.

Melt the butter on the peas.

Seasoning for the noodles is already in the pot.

Oh, it's funny. That's funny.

What's that smell? Smells weird. Oh, it's a noodle burning on the hob.

What was I making before kick? I don't know. You should know that by now, shouldn't you?

How do you not know?

Shut up, Mummy. You look bland.

You look like dry wall

without any paint on it. Oh, it's hot.

Whoa, I thought the soup was going to spill.

You look like a wet tissue.

Ow,

ow, ow.

Ah,

it's too hot.

嗯。

It's hard

to eat, balancing it.

It's too hot to hold as well.

啊。

Where everyone's hearing him from, guys?

$8 an hour.

I'm not sitting around doing nothing. I'm trying to make content.

Not easy making content.

Oh, why does it take such a long time to eat?

Can't talk when I eat. I'm gonna get in trouble.

I've had such a weird loop of thoughts.

I don't even know how to explain it.

It went like this.

I don't even explain it.

It

was like, not like that.

That's not what I was supposed to say. Look, it was like.

No,

it was like, um,

life's so bland and boring,

but hot soup make human feel good.

So imagine,

like, life seems cool when you watch a movie because they have like an interesting theme in the movie, even though those things don't happen in real life. Like, alien come down, see human, and feed him soup.

But that only happens in the movies, crazy stuff. But then some people actually live like some weird life because they meet a guy or they meet a girl, and then they live that weird life where, I don't know, the guy has some weird fetish where he, he's like really rich And he lives in a nice place, and

he's got some weird fetish where he,

during sex, he wants to feed the girl grapes whilst she says daddy. And then maybe, you know, weird stuff happens because there's weird people out there. And then you could be that girl who somehow got herself into that weird situation and wonders, what the hell was my life? But then she gets out of the situation And then

she's sitting in a cafe with her friend over coffee, telling the friend about how she had this really weird boyfriend and it was like a weird crazy life, but now she's back to the real world.

So that was the weird thought loop I just had.

I don't know if it made sense.

Take a break from vaping? Why?

Do I need investment advice? Uh, no, I know what I'm doing.

Yeah, I haven't switched the mic because I'm going back in the kitchen.

Okay, market's kind of flat now. Probably going to be flat until CPI.

Or is it gonna tank?

Go short, 10 units, low stop loss. Finally, I'm short at the top. I made it.

I'm a genius.

Okay, I want tea and maybe a KitKat, and then 3 more hours of Battlefield since I gotta make up

for the lost revenue.

So I'm missing out, missing out on nearly $8 an hour now. So to make that up, if I stream an extra 2 hours, I would make back $16. Out of the lost.

I'm just losing out $80. I can't really make that back.

Cupboards looking bare.

What do you guys think about talking during sex? Weird or hot?

Don't ever claim the coffee pot. What, the kettle? No, it's called a kettle, not a coffee pot.

Do you guys like saying stuff or being called stuff in sex? Cuz I find it kind of weird to say stuff. I mean, it kind of like breaks me out of the mo— of the mood.

I don't really want to talk like, oh, Oh yeah, I like that. Do you like that, baby? You fucking do. You fucking like that, babe.

Double dip Battlefield 6 footage guides.

Yeah, but I don't know what guides to make.

Battlefield is a hard game to make guides for because, I mean, it's not really deep. You just run around shooting people. I bet there's some ultra nerds who are like, if you shoot them in the shoulder, you do 72 damage, but if you shoot them in the leg, you only do 44 damage. So always aim for the

shoulder if you can. Like the Helldivers videos, those people just nerded out on like hitboxes, weak points,

comparing how much damage each weapon does to each part of the creature's body. Oh, there's so many losers. Fucking nerds. Get a life.

Goddamn fucking nerd.

Yeah, it probably doesn't matter, but you gotta say something, don't you? How'd you get the video to 10 minutes?

Okay, testing.

Bit of a break and then more Battlefield, I think.

Check my stocks.

Oh, it's cold.

Well, I just go on some other channel and I copy them. That's what I used to do with Helldivers. I just literally copied the title and thumbnail. There was this one guy who had no subs, but he was getting massive views, like 100K views, and he'd always put in the title, this gun melts everything. So then I

just copy and pasted it and it actually worked. I copied his thumbnail as well.

So you don't have to do the testing to see what gets views because there's so many other people out there who are doing it for you. And then you just copy them, and what are they going to do about it? Oh no, this guy's copying me. Yeah, and

am I gonna get cancelled? Are you going to cancel me?

Do you think I think that these viewers are actually my fans or something?

No, I wouldn't transition. Why are you obsessed with ladyboys?

Market's bunching up. Looks like it wants to rip more.

My short's getting destroyed already.

Yeah, but I don't want to be a girl because I want to have a girlfriend. So unless, unless there's like a girl who wants to date a guy who looks like a girl.

I don't know, some guys like a guy that looks like a girl because we're attracted to the woman's body, but then we find it kind of hot if he's got a dick because you can do other things with it. Maybe there's a girl out there who's a lesbian

No, wait. How would it be flipped?

A straight girl? No, wait, that would just be a straight girl dating another girl who looks like a man.

But instead of a dick, she's got a vagina. Yeah, that's a lesbian. How come that's a lesbian? But if a guy's with a girl who's got a dick, then that's being gay. Wait. Oh yeah. Okay, I get it.

I don't know.

I mean, even if the guy really looks like a girl,

I don't know if I could develop feelings. In the same way I develop feelings for a girl. Girls are just so nice.

I mean, good thing is guys don't get periods, so you never have that problem of, oh, you're on your period, we can't do it.

And then if he gets a sore bum, then he can take turns banging me.

You doubt what's my problem?

Yeah, but if it's gonna be a ladyboy, it has to be Asian. I don't think white guys make very good ladyboys.

They're too masculine. Just makes me think of Hugh Laurie dressed up as a woman.

I don't know, what did you say? That got deleted.

Oh, you said the T-word. Yeah, Kick doesn't like that.

This is misunderstood what she said. Talking about sex is so

awkward, especially when you're trying to stream. And I can't spend too much time, like, analyzing the text.

My hair is getting long, isn't it?

Starting to mushroom.

I think I'm gonna cut it in November.

Let it get a bit longer.

Mm, boy. Oh yeah.

Damn, market is so strong today. It just ripped 1%.

I already have Bitcoin stocks. I've got Bitmine Immersion Technologies headed by Fun tracks, Tom Lee can't fail, really.

Tombly, never wrong.

Maybe Tom Lee is going to be this bull run's Cathie Wood. Everyone was saying like Cathie Wood's the god of investing.

As soon as it was announced she bought a stock, the stock would go up. Do you remember back in 2021? And now no one talks about— you never hear her name ever, apart from how much money she's lost.

Everyone's like, oh my God, Cathie Wood bought Nvidia, and then it would go up loads.

Those were the days. Tom Lee's going to be the new one, maybe.

I see him a lot. I see him more than anyone else popping up on my YouTube.

Peter and Fran took us out for a welcoming supper downtown, and I met for the first time the great Christopher Lee. 217 movies he'd made. Damn, 217 movies. Words to me were, I read Lord of the Rings every

Damn, what's his name? Jack Jackson looks so old now. The guy who made Lord of the Rings, not Tolkien, uh, the director. I forgot his name.

Ian McKellen just looks the same. He just always looks old for some reason.

Christopher Lee was a cool guy. Wasn't he also like a spy in World War II? Like the actual World War II?

Some guys, he's got so much class and talent, cool voice, good looks. They got everything.

Sean Bean's chin is massive. It's like a sledgehammer.

Oh, I gotta go to Tesco tomorrow.

Unless— no, I really should, because if I don't go tomorrow, then I'll go on the weekend and He'll be busier.

How often do I shower?

Why? I shower every day. What are you saying?

I swear to God, if you mention my clothing,

I'm gonna rage.

Do I look unshowered?

Even if I washed my jumper, how would you know?

You wouldn't even know.

How can I look like I stink?

Yeah, when I was working for Every, when it was cold, I would shower every other day.

It was too cold to get naked.

And now the weather forecast with Greta Thunberg. Hot! That was the weather with Greta Thunberg.

The ignorant and lazy adults that have robbed me of my future, by which I mean network executives, have told me to bring a lighter touch and also to cover afternoon drive time. So today, a mix of sun and clouds, chance of sprinkles. Don't forget your brolly. All clear by your evening. So, Chuckie, tell me. Your Majesty. Please

call me Donald. What is this? It's delicious. It's Windsor Swan. Be careful, it can disagree with you. If it disagrees with me, I'll have it canceled like Jimmy Kimmel. Chuck, I gotta say, being a King sounds great. Tell me, with people you don't like, can you still chop their heads off? No, no, no, no, we just have

them interviewed by Emily Miglis. It's a more brutal form of public execution. And how many wives you got? That King Henry of yours, Henry VIII, he had 6, didn't he? Beautiful wives, although frankly, 2 of them lost a lot of height after they married him. Ah, well, the role of king is largely symbolic. The crown is the

cornerstone Stone of the British unwritten constitution. Never write anything down if you can help it. Very smart. No one needs a paper trail like that letter to Epstein.

Hmm.

Is market gonna tank or is it gonna do nothing?

Probably gonna do nothing

until the CPI.

When's beyond me. Squeeze in, guys.

Why would I buy Beyond Meat tomorrow?

I've already bought it. I've got £20.

I'm down 61%. Only up from here, guys.

Spanish girl's telling me which restaurant she's going to with her friends, as if I care.

Yeah, I'm using an iSet.

No, I'm not gonna buy Beyond Meat tomorrow. It's too expensive. For £5, I can— I could buy a whole pack of mincemeat.

I'll open the short at the top. 0.10 units.

Actually, wait, yeah, 0.11 units.

Da da da da.

Something in my ear.

Rustler's made a Beyond version, would I be happy? It would just be a Beyond Meat burger in a bread bun. How would it be a Rustler's?

Ow. Yeah, I've been to KL loads of times, probably like 6 times.

I went 2022 last time.

With my family.

Yeah, I saw Chris's latest videos. It's just like, boo-hoo, bad people doing bad things to make money on YouTube.

Yeah, he blames the content creators, but he doesn't blame the viewers. I mean, whose fault is it? Is it the creator's fault for creating the slop? Or is it the fucking stupid fucking viewers for consuming the fucking slop? The viewers are the fucking morons watching the slop. Like, who's wrong? McDonald's for creating junk food or the fucking

fatties consuming it?

Supply and demand, baby.

I say milk all the bitch viewers like sheep.

Bunch of cattle.

People are clicking on this stuff instead of my hard work videos that took a lot of hard work.

That's why I'm mad, because I made good videos and they didn't get millions of views, did they?

I made authentic drama slice of life.

She photoshopped graffiti. That's pretty funny.

Chris should have been like, you fucking viewers. Are so stupid for consuming the slop.

He's attacking the wrong person.

I made a video walking through the slum as well with my GoPro. I actually use a GoPro as well, but he didn't whine about my video, did he? Because I don't get tens of millions of views.

I made $300 from my homeless in Japan— I mean, homeless slum video in Japan.

How much did I invest in Beyond Meat? Uh, £20. I lost £12 now.

Yeah, it's easier to just attack an unliked— it's easier to attack a disliked creator like Oriental Pearl. Instead of attacking the stupid dumbass viewers who— basically it's their fault because they're clicking on this stuff.

Don't blame the player, blame the game.

Boohoo, I work so hard to make good videos with moral ethics whilst all these slop creators are getting more views than me. Boohoo.

Logan Paul still infinitely richer than Chris.

Must hurt.

No, I didn't invest $500 in Beyond Me. I don't know where you're getting your info from.

Ah, I feel sick.

I will never forgive those people, my old viewers, who attacked me relentlessly.

I hate them.

It's their fault my channel died. They killed my spirit.

I do have 50% BTC exposure.

I've got a total of $2,500 invested. I've got $1,300 in Bitminer version. The rest is £2,600 in cash.

Going to buy the dip on tomorrow's drop.

Market tanking, I'm up 30 pence.

So Hugh James says, instead of saying, are you looking forward to it? Say, I bet you're looking forward to it.

Can extract more info.

Yep, savings dropped because I paid off the overdraft.

800 viewings, nice.

Why is it in savings?

It's just a technicality.

It's just a word. Why are you fussing so much about a word?

Are you autistic? Fine, I'll change the fucking word. How about this then?

Are you happy now?

Can you sleep better tonight now?

Jesus Christ.

Goddamn autists.

It's just one word to make it convenient. You're like that stupid retard Gunnar Larsson who gets triggered when I describe my girlfriend as my girlfriend. So, you— she's not your girlfriend. She's just a girl that you like who also likes you, who you have sex with. Who you don't have sex with anyone else. Yeah, it's called a

girlfriend, you fucking dumbass.

Stupid moron. Yeah, I banned Gunnar Larsson for a week. He always gets triggered when I call a girl my girlfriend.

Well, duh, obviously I see her as my girlfriend, she sees me as my boyfriend. How, how, how else do you describe it?

Yeah, I just said we're not seeing other people. Are you deaf?

No, I haven't confirmed it with her. It's just obvious.

God, I don't know what's wrong with you people. There's something wrong with your brains.

Murph, is there something wrong with your brain? Why are you asking a question that you know I cannot answer? Why don't you ask O.J. Simpson if he really did the killings?

I seriously wonder what's wrong with your brains.

All right, if I killed someone or I'm under suspicion of killing someone and you ask me, did I kill them, do you think I'm really gonna go, oh yeah, it was me, you got me? What a stupid question.

Oh, shut up, feces king. I just Told you it was obviously.

Oh wow, look this video so funny.

Yeah, as long as it's just between us, right? A lot of people I have sex with, I feel like connections with, or you're like, this is really good, and you're like looking at each other. Damn, her face is so oily. Why is her face so shiny? Everything before actually like going to Sukhumvit. Yeah, as long as it's

just between us, right? I had an interesting day. Yeah, do you want to hear about Mommy's day? No, no, I don't give a shit. Okay.

I mean, you said some pretty outrageous things. All BMWs are driven by people who are psychologically unfit to drive anything more powerful than an electric razor. You need to look at why did that person. Jeremy Clarkson's teeth so yellow. Image of the car that appeals to they are what my son calls winners. They like to win. I

mean, I didn't know Jeremy Clarkson had a son.

When did Jeremy Clarkson have a son?

Da da da da da.

Nah nah nah nah nah.

Nah nah nah nah nah nah

nah nah nah nah.

What time? Nine o'clock. Ready for two hours of battlefield?

Do you see Alfie and Zoe then? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I see them quite a lot. They've got, um, 2 little babies now. That's crazy. Double duty. Do you like being an uncle? Yeah, I love it. Did they meet before? Why do people ask the stupid question like, do you like being an uncle? How's it feel being an

uncle? Are you excited to be an uncle? Like, who's gonna say no? No, I hate being an uncle. Oh no, I'm dreading it. Oh, dumb question. About early days, I think. Yeah, early, early days. Yeah. Were you friends with Alfie before she— he was dating? Yeah, I was quite— because I want to know how that conversation goes.

I had no idea that they were dating. What bullshit. We were speaking about it the other day actually. I remember we went to Reading Festival. Me and my sister went. God, how awkward would it be to date your friend's sister? The day, but Alfie was camping there for the week with his mates. Because you're like fucking a

female version of your friend. And they met up then and I really wanted to go and see them. Because they would look similar, wouldn't they? Like they'll have some shared facial features. Like, how do you not see your male friend's face in your girlfriend's face and then not think, wow, it's like I'm fucking a girl version of

my best mate? Fighters, they want to go and see Two Door Cinema Club, so we split ways. I reckon that was the moment. I don't know, really. And then you came back and you're like, what's this? Yeah, hang on a minute. No, but even past then, I didn't know. And then that he would come around quite often,

um, to our family home.

And I still, I still was completely oblivious. I didn't see the sign. It came as quite a shock to me in a way. Do you see Alfie and Zoe then? Yeah.

Okay, Feast is King, you're banned for being a fucking weirdo and creep. Get out of there.

I bet it's Rune. That Rune guy, obsessed with poo and incest. Fucking creep.

Oh, did not ban your best friend Lindenburg.

Maybe tell him to get some therapy.

Shock therapy? More like it's a fucking lobotomy. Fucking rat.

Disgusting human being. Whoa, market's tanking. I'm up £1.90.

Market tanking.

Tankin' over,

tankin' over already.

Ah, why is it always over so quick?

Na na na na na,

na na na na na,

na na na na na,

na na na na na.

I'm gonna get stopped out. Stopped out, £1 profit.

My money now.

Just made £1. Easy money.

Why do I need to stop vaping?

Whoa, holy shit, damn, that was heavy. I

can't fit it all in.

It's like having 4 cigars at the same time.

Only way to stop me vaping is if you shoved your cock in my mouth

and told me to suck on that, bitch.

If you were gonna do a threesome with another guy, how would you do it? We'll just do everything. Yeah, but if you could only choose one thing to do, what would you do? Would you have her ride you while she sucks off the other guy, or would you have him bang her while she sucks off you, or

would you do DP

if you could only choose one position?

Yeah, but after you finish, it'd be fucking weird,

and you'd be thinking, can the other guy leave now?

I don't like him.

What if the guy goes in for like second helpings whilst you're still recharging and now you can't do anything because you're out? But now you gotta watch them bang.

No thanks.

Go short again, 10 units.

I need

to fart.

Was it muted?

I still remember that time when I thought I muted my mic when my mum was outside my room and I didn't mute it and I sounded rude and I was so scared thinking, oh God, did people hear that? I do sound kind of rude when I talk to my mum.

She said, Daniel, come down for dinner. And I was like, I'll come down when I'm ready.

I'll come down when I'm ready. I don't know. I don't know how to control my voice tone very well.

I used to be so scared to livestream because I'd be so scared to, um, lose my audience.

Now I just sit here telling everyone to fuck off. It's quite fun actually, not having to care anymore.

Oh my God, he's so rude.

Yeah, whatever. I'm hot.

Oh God, I smell good. I haven't washed this t-shirt in 2 weeks.

I can't believe there's a campaign mode, as if anyone's gonna do that. Well, you just fight against bots. What's the point? I mean, who cares if you beat a bot?

My ball hurts.

Market closed. Now we tank. Is he gonna tank?

I went short again. 13 units.

Oh, vomit.

I'm up 50 pence.

Bet you're jealous. You are jealous. Sake.

Mhm.

Okay, play some Battlefield for 2 hours, maybe.

Uh, grind as many hours as I can.

Now my hourly rate is down.

They're like, his content not very good, let's pay him less. Okay, then I'll just make more of it, bitch.

Enjoy more slop content then, since you're gonna pay me less. Have more of it, I don't care, I got all day.

He's like, oh, we'll pay him less so he'll stop making it. No, I'm just gonna make more of it. Fucking idiots.

That's what you get. Think you can beat me? Beat your backside.

Beat you off.

When can I get— I need rank 42 for the next shotgun. Oh, I'm sick and tired of this one.

Semi-automatic shotgun, 3-inch shells.

I might go for,

um, slugs. Oh, I can't.

Yeah, they got more of my amazing quality content. They got a bargain.

More content for you guys, I guess. Lucky you, you get to watch me say he did, I did, he did for 2-3 hours more.

Well,

He dead, he dead. Can't hide from me, I got the thermal optics.

I'm number 5.

Oh, it's Rio Hazuki. Check out my new scope. Oh, I'm dead. My new scope, thermal imaging, very nice.

Ow, I killed myself.

I'm

number 5. What?

It said don't tube. Fuck you, do what I want.

Oh, I got him through the wall.

You know I can see you, idiot.

Oh, oh, they're 666. I'm number 3. Ah.

Oh, he dead.

He dead.

Oh,

what? I shot him twice. How's he not dead?

Ah,

I'm not going to Japan. Set up a bit. I'm number 2.

What? Where you— I'm number 2.

Oh,

stop asking when I'm going to Japan. Never.

Oh, I thought I could go around the corner. I got Stuck on the wall.

I'm number 5.

Oh, I killed someone.

What's a better investment? £2,000 in stock market, £2,000 to go to Japan.

I'm number 4.

Oh, I killed him! Oh, I killed him!

Number

3.

What? Who's shooting me?

Yeah, but if I go to Japan, that's £2,000 gone. Can I make that back with content?

It's kind of a gamble, isn't it?

You don't know if the viewers are gonna come back or not.

What? Someone's copying me.

Number 5.

Oh, I

got someone.

Well, we're getting destroyed. We don't even have one point.

How do we not even have one point?

I thought we were doing well.

The objective is under control.

Yeah, if I go back to Japan, it's just gonna be the same like I am now, but in Japan. It's not like 2018 good times gonna come back again.

Japan hasn't changed, but I have.

For some reason, you guys never change. Like, you're the same annoying people from before.

And you guys don't change at all. It's weird. It's been like 6, 7 years

and people like Gunnar Larsson still same annoying fucks as always. No growth at all.

Oh my God,

number 6.

How was that not a direct shot?

We got 0 points. The hell is this noob team?

This team sucks.

I'm doing all the work here.

I'm

playing myself.

He

dead.

I dead. I died 32 times. Look how many times I died. 33 times.

I died 36 times.

We don't even have 1 point. We got 0 points. Oh God, this match is funny. How can we have no points?

I— what? 17 damage for shotgun? That's insane.

You

guys are like a bunch of 10-year-olds.

Grow up.

We lost 0 points. I'm using keyboard and mouse.

Controller hurts my thumb.

Well, that was a rubbish match.

Uh, you're dead, Chiang Kai-shek.

Oh, I got him! Did you see that? I just randomly clicked.

I'm number 6. Oh, I got him!

Ah,

what would be cool is maybe I want the fire grenade, but then I can't have the grenade launcher.

What? Where are they?

I'm in the water.

What?

He dead.

I'm dead.

I'm number 3.

I'm distracting them by rushing in and dying.

It's

my tactic.

Ah,

at least this team is a bit better.

Why'd he climb up the wall?

Whoa,

we got him! Ah,

I'm number 6.

I got him.

I'm like suicide bomber.

Be

advised, enemy forces have taken the lead. Run back!

He

dead.

Come on, reload, reload!

So slow to reload.

You're fourth. No, I'm fourth.

I'm full.

I'm 5th. Oh, I got him!

I

hit him twice. It's a

shotgun.

What?

Oh, I got him!

I'm number 4.

What? Where is he? Why is he behind me?

Ah,

run all the way there, you die, and run away there, you die.

Give me a break.

Wait, wait. Ah, I thought we were winning.

Where everyone tuning in from, guys?

Where everyone tuning in from? Where everyone tuning in from? Where everyone tuning in from?

Everyone tuning in from?

Where everyone tuning in from? Everyone tuning in from? Where everyone tuning in from? Everyone tuning in from?

Everyone joining in room.

If I play bigger matches, my game lags.

I want to do the bigger matches, but I just lag.

It's raining again.

Everyone tuning in from— yeah, I saw Chris's video crying about slop creators. Notice how he doesn't say anything about all the fucking idiots watching the slop. Whose fault is it, the people who make the slop or the people who consume the slot. Maybe they stopped consuming it. I mean, that's basically the message of the video, wasn't it?

It was people need to start,

um,

thinking about what they're clicking on. Like, he's blaming the viewers.

Just whining all the time. Always whining. MrBeast, boohoo. Logan Paul, boohoo. I put so much work in my videos. I have ethics and morals,

journalism,

blah blah. Who fucking cares? It's just YouTube. It's just YouTube. It's not TV.

No one gives a shit.

Everyone's just farming views. No one's like trying to make a legacy. On YouTube. We're just here to farm views and then we fuck off.

Chris thinks YouTube's like TV or something.

Oh.

He's just mad because

he thinks having morals and integrity should equal more views than people who don't have those things, but that's not how the world works.

Uh,

hit

it.

Oh, did you see that?

Wow,

eat it.

I'm number 5.

Now I thought the video was kind of silly, to be honest. I don't see why he bothered.

It was just him like defending himself

and then whining about slop tubers. It's like, boo-hoo, I wish I didn't have to make this video, but I'm gonna make it anyway.

Wish I didn't have to make this video, but I Things have gotten so bad, I just have— cannot remain silent anymore, guys.

It's gotten to a point where people on the street are stopping me to ask me about, is Japan falling?

Even my mom is asking, Chris, is Japan okay? Is it falling?

So now I have to make this video, which I really didn't want to have to make. I could no longer stay silent about it anymore.

Hear that?

I did.

He did.

I did.

Ah, I'm dead,

I'm dead.

What? That was point-blank.

What?

What? Wait, I killed someone. Oh no, I didn't. I'm number 6.

What?

How does he see me?

What? How the fuck can he see me? I can barely see him, and I've got the thermal vision.

I'm

number 6.

What?

I'm number 6.

What?

I'm number 6.

I killed him.

I'm dead. I'm number 6.

I'm dead. I mean, he dead.

Where are they?

I can't see. What? He just came out of nowhere. I'm number 6.

Whoa, got him!

I'm number 6.

Hit it,

hit

it.

I'm number

5. Nice. Oh, he dead.

What?

What? I'm number 6.

Gah, tough game, but we win.

He dead.

Oh, £3 loss on one.

Short got triggered.

Good game,

good game, guys.

Where everyone tuning in from? Everyone tuning in from where? Everyone tuning in from? Everyone tuning in from?

Wow, hello Wolves! 3424, where are you tuning in from? Your stream sucks, idiot.

Ah, what time is it? Nearly 10.

Bye.

He dead.

I did. How come I'm doing no damage on this? Do I not? Oh, because I don't have the slug. I've got the buckshot.

That's why, guys.

Guys.

Where are you tuning in from, guys?

Guys?

How is it easy to explain my name?

Yeah, I mean, that's what I'd say. Hey, but since my middle name—

no one calls me Daniel anyway,

apart from you guys and my mom and my sister. Apart from that, uh, no one really calls me Daniel.

That

was funny. Hey,

Dad.

Everyone tuning in from— everyone tuning in from— everyone tuning in from— everyone tuning in from— everyone tuning in from Guess you addicted to Battlefield. Uh, I guess it kind of beats just staring at the wall.

Where is it? Yeah, now I've got it running smoothly without lagging, it's quite fun.

Oh, he dead. I'm dead. I'm number 7.

I

guess it is more fun than Rainbow Six. This is what I do in Rainbow Six. I just run around like this, like a bulldog.

I never even play Rainbow Six properly.

Can't be bothered.

I'm number 7.

I really need this slug bullet.

I can't get the slug bullet because I've got too many attachments.

Slugs, okay.

What?

Hey.

Maybe 10 o'clock.

Ah, good. One more hour.

Might as

well. Oh, I finished. In 10 minutes and wake up 1 hour earlier tomorrow.

And I'll probably wake up the same time whether I go to bed now or in 1 hour.

I've done 5

10, 12, I don't know, 12 hours today.

It's probably $100.

Yeah, I might already have $100. It's kind of my goal, so I gotta do 12 hours now. Instead of 10.

Nice,

that would make me $700 for next Thursday.

No, wait, that's times 10. What's— no, yeah, 100 times 7, $700. What's 75 times 7?

It's like $400 something. I mean, it's $700 a week playing Battlefield. Easy money.

It would be nice if there's a bit more variety.

Well, maybe I should play an MMO because then I'd have a lot of stuff to do and it would feel like a job.

This game is— you just do the same thing over and over again.

I want to play the bigger map so I've got more things to do, like drive the tank, kill the tank, but it keeps lagging.

What's a good MMO?

Oh no, maybe just play this.

I heard they're bringing a battle royale mode for this Battlefield 6 next year. That'll be fun. As if I'll still have Kick next year. Good luck.

Well,

maybe if the new MMO comes out I'll play it, but I don't want to play some old MMO.

Something like that. New World was fun when it came out.

We're getting slaughtered.

Wow, hey, where are you tuning in from?

Wow, Bone Clink sounds like such a great channel.

Do, do other streamers actually pay for bots to go message other streamer chats? Does that actually work? Like, does anyone go, oh wow, Bone Clinks, I'm gonna check him out? Because they must be paying for this.

He did.

I'm number 4. Get addicted to a better game. Like what? What about like Red Dead Redemption 2 roleplay? Server. I saw some clips of that, it looked pretty funny. They take it really seriously.

Proximity chat.

I'm number 4.

He dead. I dead.

The noob tubers.

This looks so stupid.

The play style just looks so stupid. This is jumping up and down everywhere. It's just like a mockery of the game.

Whoa, did you see that? Oh wow, did you see that? That was so cool. One-shot kill.

And number 4.

He dead.

Wild.

Flatjack the Pancake.

How many chatters we got in the chat?

Vaya,

vaya.

What? I'm number 4.

We win easy.

Where everyone tuning in from?

So what is the most popular MMO out right now?

I will consider it. I feel like MMOs kind of fell out of fashion.

I don't know, just stick with this, I guess.

Where's my

grenade launcher? Whoa, headshot!

What?

He dead.

75. Uh, I thought I'd do one-shot kill.

What? Only Chris.

Could make a 15-minute video whining about other people's content.

The absolute nerve.

Thinks he's so much better.

He dead.

What? Why can't they just leave me in peace to shoot at them? Why do you interrupt my fun?

I don't know why he's taken it upon himself to like defend Japan. Japan don't even care about you, bro. You ain't even Japanese. Why the fuck you care so much?

Like he thinks it's his job to stand up for poor Japan.

I'm

dead.

Let's just get stopped out again. Oh God.

Oh no, what's that? Whoa, light strategy ripping! Up 13%.

I'm up 45p. How

am I up 45p?

Sora the Troll. Well, he made another new video.

I can't be bothered making one. I don't really know what to say apart from stop whining, Chris.

There's no rule saying you must have morals and integrity. To make YouTube videos.

It's a free-for-all.

If he had his way, only people approved by him and his mates Connor and Joey would be allowed on YouTube. Like the way they dictate what guests they have on Trash Taste. If they had it their way, they would be like, hmm, he is unsavory of character, do not let him have a

channel because the world will think less of us YouTubers with this scum dragging us down. Just because he's worried makes him look bad.

He keeps going on about how he has to go on national TV in Japan to defend the YouTubers after the Logan Paul thing.

He dead.

Yeah, I just saw I'm up 40 pence because I was down 15% and it just ripped like 15%, so I went back to break even.

He did. Imagine Dr Disrespect playing like this. His viewers be all mad.

Is that it? It's just gonna rip 13% and then stop?

I'm not set. I want 200% gains. I want my Beyond Meat victory.

Fuck,

go, go,

go! What?

He did a cartwheel. I'm number 8. What?

Oh, 45 minutes more and I'm going to bed.

I should have made $100, done 13 hours.

They think they can beat me by putting my hourly rate down to $8. I'll just stream 3 hours more then, bitch.

Give me my $100.

$100 or nothing.

Oh, I was having fun.

Like, like, strategy— why does it barely move?

Like, usually it will tick up and down, up and down, but it doesn't move at all. There's like no volume.

I'm thirsty.

Well, everyone tuning in.

Oh, my back.

Oh, it really is like Groundhog Day, doing the same levels over and over and over again.

I kind of want a game where it's like you start off at one level and you progress through different levels instead of going round and round the same place over and over again,

so you got a sense of Progression.

What?

Why are the doors shut on me? The stupid door shut. Why are the doors just shut on their own?

Miss every shot.

God, the grenade from this is so weak.

Like, it blows up right next to them, but it doesn't do any damage.

Oh, fucking hell.

Where everyone doing?

Everyone turn in and run.

But did I just get booted out?

Did they just kick me out for AFK?

Oh, I can't even text my fucking girlfriend. They booted me out the game. Stupid game. It was only 2 seconds. I'm not that slow responding.

Where everyone tuning in from, guys?

Where from?

But I put the category

Oh yeah.

Oh God, I'm getting bored of this game.

What?

Where

are they?

Oh, what? How was that not a kill?

No, I'm not AFK.

Whoa.

Why everyone just standing there missing every shot?

The guy must be thinking, what are you doing? Let's No, why am

I missing every shot?

What? 13 damage. I'm number 7.

What,

what,

what?

Hmm, see that?

What? I did.

You dead.

I dead. Number 7.

Easy. What? I shot him in the leg. How did it only do 22 damage

and it didn't even explode? Did he put the grenade thing down?

He might put the anti-grenade thing down.

You dead.

Number 7, nice.

What's the strategy doing?

It's down 7%.

Damn, Light Strategy ripped to $9 back in July.

That's like a 5x. My £100 would become £500.

2:32 minutes left. Oh,

it's getting hot in here.

Where everyone tuning in from? Everyone tuning in with me. Everyone tuning in from— okay, concentrate.

Sleeves up.

Oh.

What? He just teleported in.

And everyone tuning in from—

everyone tuning in from—

oh, what?

Damn, my breath stinks.

Can't wait to brush my teeth.

Missed.

What? He dead. I did— I can't even reload. Reload time so slow.

I wasn't ready.

You did.

He dead.

Oh, I dead.

Everyone tuning in from—

I'm dead.

What? Can't believe it.

What? I'm number 7. Oh God, my performance really drops. In the night. Got 26 minutes left.

What was that? He did Hit it! Whoa, that was good.

Whoa, everyone's using the same shotgun with the slugs. Hit it!

Oh!

What?

Ah, number 7.

Wow. Oh God, too tired to play this anymore.

Oh wow.

Uh, I just can't be bothered anymore.

Uh, I'm done. Oh, I just can't.

So boring. Oh, it's just raw dog the last 20 minutes.

Damn, damn, that's strong.

Whoa, that hits. That was like double shot.

Whoa. I feel that one.

Light strategies is tanked, gave it all back. Oh God, just another 14 hours to go again tomorrow.

How many days until— see, I've got 7 days until I see my girlfriend.

Just gotta lock in the money, suck it up,

lock it in.

Eyes on the prize.

Tomorrow at Tesco, off stream.

So I guess I'm streaming 2 hours less tomorrow.

I just don't feel like it's worth going through all the trouble of streaming outside to make $15 and then worry about, are they gonna dock my pay because I didn't talk

in the Tesco?

What if I just quietly hum, where everyone tuning in from? Everyone tuning in from?

I might do some pacing.

Would love to see Chris Broad try and do this. He wouldn't even last a second.

He wouldn't last a minute.

Do some clearing. It's raining again.

Got washing up to do. Might do it now, actually.

Might as well do it now.

Nice.

Wet sponge.

Stop talking about Who are you? Disgusting creatures.

Done.

Sleeves rolled down.

Yeah, I used Thai Friendly before. It's quite easy to get a mattress.

Could easily match up, meet loads of type of vampires, time wasters.

Imagine all the trouble I could get into there.

I

bet loads of people on there would be up for filming some stuff too.

So everything's just harder in the UK. Like, you gotta be very careful with what you say. People are easily spooked. Political stuff is like a big thing.

So many of the girls here are like really liberal, progressive, left-wing.

So you got to be okay with that

and not let them know if you like people like Trump or Farage. Otherwise you're finished.

I bet if you go on to Bumble and you put in your profile, I love Trump, you won't get a single match. You won't get a single match. No way.

I think my laundry's all dried already. Damn, I can't believe I was whining so much about it raining so I couldn't do laundry. It dries just fine inside. What was I talking about? I even thought about buying a humidifier— I mean, a dehumidifier. That'll be a waste of another £200.

I used to do pretty well on Japan Cupid.

Yeah, I met quite a few Japanese ladies on Japan Cupid, like single mother.

I met 2 on— what's it called— HelloTalk.

Start some ladyboy content.

Maybe when I'm like 40, still alone, desperate, feeling like, oh God, my life's nearly over and I still haven't tried anal sex or sucking a willy.

Don't you feel like before you die you would like to try it once at least?

Worst that could happen is you get AIDS. Worst that could happen is you really like it, you get hooked on doing it, and then you get AIDS because you never use protection. That's my fear.

That's why I'm not into polyamory.

Number one, I feel very jealous and insecure, and then number two, I don't want to use protection.

So unless she's using protection, I'd be a bit worried if she's gonna catch something from another guy.

I just don't— the only pro of polyamory is I get to see other girls, but I'm a one-girl kind of guy.

I don't know, I mean, maybe I'd think differently if I had 4 girls going at once.

But it's just done though. I want something normal,

not like, I don't know, 4 freaking girls at once.

Just doesn't seem mentally healthy.

Although, I mean, it'd be nice to have backups, I guess. Bisexual girlfriend? What, so I can have a threesome? I'm not really interested in threesomes, really.

I feel like it'd be a lot of hard work banging 2 girls at the same time.

'Cause I've only got one dick,

and I don't want to keep taking it out and putting it in, taking it out and putting it in. Unless, I don't know, if like you, all 3 of you live together and one's on her period, then you bang the other one.

Unless they both get periods at the same time, then that would suck.

No, I'm not really into threesomes.

Although banging a girl whilst getting banged in the bum by another guy seems kind of hot.

No, I'd rather just have a normal relationship, to be honest. Threesomes and polyamory is just a bit too degen for me.

I'm not really that degen,

and when given the opportunity to, I can become degen, but I don't know if I want that.

Like, it felt pretty degen banging Blood Bucket.

It was pretty hot though, but then afterwards it was just kind of awkward. I felt like, what am I doing? I want to go home.

It was kind of like a fantasy of mine, like in a Japanese house on some random afternoon on the tatami mats.

Although my fantasy was with a bit younger woman.

Probably

10 minutes to go. Wasn't too bad. The worst part is the first few hours of the stream feels really slow,

and then the midsection seems to speed up, and then the evening part doesn't seem so bad. Because once you've done three hours, you think, ah, might as well do another couple hours.

I feel like it's been ages since I went driving. Was it just last week? It must have been only last week. Feels like it's been forever.

Been so many catastrophic things happening, like girlfriend saying she didn't— couldn't come over, couldn't come meet me when I thought we were going to meet up,

and then saying we could only meet every other 2 weeks. I mean, every other week.

No, I didn't find out the real reason. That— I think that is the real reason. I think she was on a very tight budget and she had a number of things she wanted to do, and she decided to cancel meeting me instead of canceling all the other things. Which hurt a little bit, but to be fair, we

had been meeting up every week before that,

and I can't hog all her weekends.

Like, I can't make her choose me every time.

Also, I think like there's some, some drama happening in her life at home.

I don't know what it is, but I think because she told me about it yesterday, but I have a feeling it wasn't just yesterday.

So I think she's— maybe she's depressed or upset or something. But then, I mean, then she could meet up and like escape.

So I don't know,

I just think she's really maybe a bit low on money.

She did tell me she's depressed. That's how I know she was depressed. Or did I say I think she's depressed? No, she said she's feeling depressed,

but that was yesterday. But I feel like maybe that wasn't just yesterday.

Well, whatever. I'm broke as well, to be honest. Now I'm— now stupid Kick's only paying me $8 an hour. I was getting comfy making like $150, $200 a day.

Now I've gotta crank out 12+ hours to make 100.

£6? Yes, $8.

If I made an OnlyFans, I could probably make £150, £200 if people buy the message.

I haven't done that in a while. I don't know, I just don't really feel in the mood.

Plus it's cold. So I have to turn the heat on, a lot of prep work. I just can't really be bothered.

Yep, the bags are full of rubbish, waiting for next Wednesday to take them out.

Today's Thursday, you got Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and then the next week I'm meeting her.

I feel, um, pretty certain it's gonna happen now.

Like, I can sense she's looking forward to it.

It's just one thing I'm worried about is I swear to God, if she's on her period again, I'm going to fucking rage.

Please, for the love of God. I don't know why she gets so many periods.

There's been 2 times now where we went to a hotel and she was on her period, and I was like, oh, for fuck's sake.

I said, I thought women know when their periods are going to come. She's like, I don't track them.

I mean, I can't say, oh, actually, let's not meet then if you're on your period.

Nah, I don't, don't think she would cancel again.

Yeah, I don't know. I feel like sometimes I feel like this has been very problematic compared to past experiences.

So either no money, periods, or migraines,

or car problems.

Seems like a lot of problems all the time.

I don't know how someone has so many problems.

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