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Very good.

Open Compass.

Testing.

My new car, Ferrari!

Just bought it using

my YouTube money!

Welcome to my new Ferrari, guys!

Why's this guy got a megaphone?

He's got a megaphone.

What's he gonna do with it?

Picking up women with my new Ferrari.

Maybe he says donkey with it.

That's what I thought. I wonder

if he actually uses it. He's like, get out

Catching— oh, catcalling women with

my megaphone.

That would catch their attention.

I got lots of juicy info about American

guy and his girlfriend who

was on the phone to some woman. I don't

know if it was a student, and he was

telling her all about his girlfriend, and

I heard it. So, you know, he was dating

some Australian woman and they were only

together for 100 days. The Australian

woman apparently is Japanese,

but she's from Australia, but she's

Japanese. Maybe like Anime Man's sister.

And apparently they broke up Like a week

ago, and he dumped her.

He said he dumped her because she was

acting kind of bitchy and

didn't seem serious about the

relationship, so he dumped her. So yeah,

I guess he's got the balls to dump. I've

never dumped anyone. I'd let them dump me,

or I ghost them, or I block them. I don't

think I ever dumped anyone in my whole

life. But he said

they never even had cereal. He said they

just kissed and touched, but they never

had— imagine dating— how would you have a

girlfriend who you never had cereal with

her? And they'd been together for like 100

days and they never did it. Maybe that's

why she got bored.

You can't pretend to be dating a woman for

nearly 3 months and not even once do it.

I think it's because he's like a Catholic.

He seems super religious. I've heard him

talk about his Baptist Catholic Church

many times now.

So maybe he doesn't believe in cereal

before marriage, and then she got bored of

him because he wouldn't give her the D,

and then she was like showing less

interest in him. So yeah.

He got dumped. I mean, he dumped her and

he's single now.

I know all his secrets.

He said that she lives near where

the guest house is. Don't know how they

met, I didn't catch that bit.

So I'm guessing it wasn't a student

because it was kind of weird to be telling

a student so many personal things. So I'm

guessing maybe it was a student, she

became a friend, now she's looking

for an opportunity to be his new

girlfriend maybe. And he said she was 26,

so he got a 26-year-old

Japanese-Australian girlfriend. I feel

like she was probably cute, don't you?

When I heard her voice on the phone, I was

just imagining like a blonde white

Australian woman, but I guess she was

Japanese.

I feel like I know this guy very well even

though I've not said more than 10 words to

him. I know all his secrets.

嗯。 I'm

kind of stuck in the middle of Umeda

during the busy getting drunk

time. I need to get out of here. I'm

trying to get out of here, but it's always

tricky getting out of Umeda.

I think I go left.

Yeah, there's lots of legs out tonight.

It's getting warm in Japan.

Japanese girls really like to show their

legs. It's probably because that's the

only thing they have going for them. They

don't have bums, they don't have boobs,

but they got legs. Skinny twig

There's one over there too.

They really like their legs and skirts.

Oh wait, what's this?

Oh, it's like a business cafe. I want to

go to a net cafe.

He's ringing the bell. Oh,

it's the

guy with the megaphone. The hell? Why is

he following me? I reckon

he gets really triggered when people don't

move out the way, so he's got a megaphone.

He's like spamming his bike bell at

everyone. That guy's funny.

I want to see him yell at people with the

Uh, which way? This way.

East.

Wow, fancy.

Would you like to work in Japan?

No, I would hate to work in Japan.

That's why I can't live in Japan. If you

want to live in Japan, you've either got

to work or get married or be a student.

I would never want to work. I might want

to be a student. If it's not too hard,

I'd get married again if it's to a really

hot girl. She has to be 28,

big bum, big boobs, and a virgin, and

she's got to make good money. Then I would

consider getting married again.

Hi Daniel, good to see you stream again.

What happened to the on-screen chat that

you used to have in Thailand? On-screen

chat? It's me, but when replaying your

streams, I can't watch back the chat,

which is a bit disappointing because it

can be quite funny. Can't you? You can,

you just have to wait until the stream is

processed. It takes a few hours for

the stream to get processed and then the

on-screen chat shows up. I mean, not the

on-screen chat, but the live chat. I took

the on-screen chat off because sometimes

people put the N-word and then the N-word

pops up on the chat and I was worried it

might demonetize the stream.

Also, I got in trouble before. Well, not

really big trouble, but people were

spamming Kanaito's full name and address

in the chat And then he filed a privacy

complaint, and then I had to blur out the

entire chat, otherwise the stream would

have been removed. So the on-screen— also,

the on-screen chat sometimes freezes and

bugs out, so it's just a little bit

This streamer was saying you can't stay

longer in Japan for 3 months without a job

anymore. Where's he from?

Because if you're from Britain, you can go

to the embassy and— I don't know if you

can still do it, but you used to be able

to do it back in 20— I did it in 2019.

Because my marriage visa expired,

so I had to go to immigration to extend my

90-day tourist thing into a 180-day

tourist thing. And all you do is you go to

the embassy and then you ask for the

document, and then you fill out the thing

saying you want to stay longer, and then

they just extend it, give you another 90

days up to 180 days. I've done that like 3

times now. I don't know if they changed

but you used to be able to do it, no

But you can only do it if you're from

Britain, Luxembourg, and 4 other countries

which I don't remember. I think it's

Belgium, I don't know. Some random

European countries. You can't do it if

you're American, Australian,

Canadian. I'm lucky,

I'm one of the 6 countries. There you go.

No, not the— no, did I say embassy? I

meant immigration. You gotta go to

immigration in Osaka or Tokyo.

I was going to do it this year, but I have

to go home for my sister's wedding. Also,

I'm kind of bored here anyway. I don't

think I'd want to stay for another 4

months. Also, I don't know where to live.

I really can't stand the guest house

anymore. I'm gonna go sleep in a net cafe

tonight, see if it's any good. I found

this net cafe in Uehonmachi.

It looks okay.

I've only got 7 days left in Osaka and

then I'm leaving, but then I'm coming

back for my plane. I'm not leaving for

long. Wow, these bikes,

I could get one of those. Blood Bucket

helped me sign up to the app using

her ID.

Okay,

first, first I want to see

this. Shrine. There's a big shrine down

this road. It's on the way to the net

cafe. I'm not really in a rush to get to

the net cafe because I don't want to sit

in a net cafe the whole stream. It'd be

boring. So basically what we're gonna do

is walk around, get very tired, miss the

last train, sit in the net cafe, maybe

sleep in it. The problem is you can only

sleep in it until 5 AM. In the morning.

I want to get some footage so I can make

it into a video because sometimes net cafe

videos can do quite well. Life in

a net cafe. This is my life. For some

reason the internet likes those. Oh look,

they got Thai, Muay Thai,

kickboxing.

Why do I see Thailand stuff everywhere?

Recently.

They got a ring. I wonder if you're

allowed to like go there and fight people.

Citizen of Austria, Germany, Ireland,

Liechtenstein, Mexico, Switzerland, or

United Kingdom. Oh, not Luxembourg. I

guess I got mixed up with Liechtenstein.

So a lot of Germanic countries. Kind of

weird. Why Austria, Germany? Is it because

they were allies with you know who?

Why Mexico? I don't get it. They're such

random countries. The Mexican people are

not the kind of people they would— I would

expect they would allow or want to stay in

the country for longer.

I understand German and British, but I

don't understand Liechtenstein, Mexico,

Switzerland.

They must have very special relationships

with those countries because we're

special. I can stay in Japan for half a

year without a visa. Suck it. 6 months is

about as long as I'd want to stay anyway.

So I want to go home for Christmas and

like go back to the UK, eat good food.

I don't want to be stuck in Japan all year

round, so I don't really care. That's why

I was okay with getting divorced, cuz I

didn't really care about losing my visa.

I don't want to be here all year anyway.

Boring.

No, when you in Japan for too long, you

really start get bored of it and annoyed.

There's something very annoying about the

people here sometimes. It's just kind of

I don't know why, but I get more annoyed

with the people here than I did in

Thailand. In Thailand, people were

annoying because they walk slow and they

weren't very good at their jobs. That's

about it.

This is another annoying thing— people

riding around bikes playing music. Hold

riding around trying to get me copyright

strike.

You get the hip-hop boys who are into

American culture and fashion riding around

playing some 50 Cent stupid rap music on

their bicycle. Just get some headphones.

I don't get them.

I wonder if the net cafe is going to be

noisy. The main thing I'm worried about is

will the internet work. I'll activate

second connection just in case.

And they have a shower. And vending

machines and manga.

It's true because he allied with Nazi

Germany. Alliance with Nazi?

Adolf Hitler was Austrian himself. Yukio

Mishima was a fascist nationalist who

sympathized many Germanic ideas. He was

also a Ninka Chater. Fuck, fuck, fuck. Is

that what Google said? Why does Japan like

Britain so much? Because we fought the

nancy-pancies. I'm scared to say the word

or get demonetized.

Are you in Osaka? Yes, I am.

7 more days, I'll be in Tokyo. In my fancy

apartment.

Ah, crap. Since I'm running out of

internal storage, I forgot to clear my

storage because my livestream, it gets

saved to my phone. I wonder if I can clear

my storage while streaming. Hold on.

I'm running out of storage.

Oh my God, it won't let me delete videos

because it says I don't have enough

I got 31 gigabytes in the recycling bin.

Says some gallery features may not work

because you don't have enough storage. It

won't let me delete stuff because I got

too much. Doesn't make any sense. Fuck

off, fuck off, fuck off. Ninka, ninki,

ninki, ninka. Fuck off. Netzi, netzi.

Fuck, fuck. Fuck fuck aim blue zoom six

six six aim but six fuck fuck ninja stop

delete these what

a stupid app permanently

delete okay.

Wait, I nearly finished. Where's Recycle

bin, empty, delete.

Okay.

I'm also worried it might be hot inside of

the net cafe. My phone's gonna overheat.

My phone got really hot in the fish pet

shop.

That was so weird. I don't understand.

You run out of storage, but the photo app

won't let you delete stuff because it says

you have run out of storage, some features

don't work. And then you have to go into

the file management system and manually

delete big files. So silly.

Now I want the live stream saved onto my

phone so I can edit the video later.

Did you really pay for Tokyo Hotel?

Oh yeah, I saw someone talk about that. I

don't know how people get so mixed up. Is

it hard to understand what I say or

something, or are people just stupid?

So I said she paid for the

Tokyo Hotel that we're going to be staying

in together I paid for a Tokyo apartment

that I'm going to be staying in by myself,

so I don't know how people are getting it

confused. I'm going to Tokyo

one week earlier because I'm bored of

Osaka, so I booked an apartment for

myself. It's not hard to understand, is

it?

Well, that's how I explained it last time.

I don't know how you get confused. That's

exactly what I said last time. I didn't

say anything about

her not paying for the hotel. I said she

was upset because I booked a nice

apartment for myself but not for

us when we're together.

No, I don't think people here are stupid.

It's the people on the subreddit that are

just deliberately twisting things, or

they're stupid. And then people are

reading the subreddit thinking, believing

what they read, which is why I say don't

go on the subreddit. Because it's all a

load of rubbish. They just make up stuff,

twist stuff, lie.

It's a terrible source of information,

but I guess there's no other way if you

want quick updates because people don't

want to watch my 10-hour livestream. So I

guess the subreddit is all they have.

There's nothing to update. I don't know

why people keep asking me to make videos.

Updating them. There's really nothing to

update. I'm in Japan, I walk around all

day, I do nothing.

That's it, really.

And then I got into this argument with

some idiot on Twitter. I was bored in

the coin laundry building, so I just

started trolling him. But then he got

annoying. He was like, oh, you only get 6K

views, you can't be self-sufficient.

And then I said, actually, I made $2,200

last month. Easily self-sufficient in

Japan and Thailand if you make $2K a

month. And then he was like, oh, $22K a

year. That's nothing. And I said it's

a lot in Japan and Thailand,

maybe not in America where you have to

make $200K a year and then you still have

rubbish infrastructure, no healthcare,

barely any public transport, crime and

stabbings and shootings rampant.

People are so stupid. Because he posted

some video about IKEA houses saying,

uh, buying an IKEA is stupid because,

um, there's no jobs in the area and you

won't have a visa to live there. And I

said, I don't need a job because I'm a

YouTuber. And then he's like, oh, Daniel,

I know you. And then he got a screenshot

of my videos with only 5K views,

and then he was like, oh, I know how ads

AdSense works. Yeah, definitely not

self-sufficient with these views. I guess

he doesn't know how Super Chats work or

live streams work. I can't stand people

who don't have YouTube channels or they

don't do YouTube, but they think they know

how YouTube works or how much money a

YouTuber makes.

Why do they think they can understand it

when they don't even do it? People are so

stupid. I made like £1,800

last month and I made about £1,400 this

month.

Yeah, just off like average 5K, 6K views.

Why do people think you need to make— get

millions of views to make any money.

If you know how to optimize it well, you

can have a small audience and just get 5

to 7K views and still make enough money to

survive.

How are you surviving when you spend more

than you're currently earning? So the way

it works is I spend more than I make in

Japan, but I'm only in Japan for

a quarter of the year. The rest of the

year I make more than I spend.

If I was living in Japan all year round

spending more than I make, then yeah, I'd

be in trouble. But I'm only in Japan for a

few months. I don't really mind splurging

a bit because I know I'll be back home

where I have barely any expenses and I can

just focus on saving my money again.

So I'm on track to spending about £6,000

to £7,000 on this Japan trip for 90 days.

I've— I'm on track to make about £5,000,

so yeah, I'm at a deficit of £2,000.

But it's fine, I'll just go home, grind

out videos, live at my mum's house.

I've been living in Thailand for nearly 2

years barely doing anything with really

low expenses, so it's

okay if I splurge out for a few months out

of 2 years. I spent a lot of time in

Thailand not doing anything So now I

get to enjoy.

The guy speaks so rough,

like every single R is a rolled R.

He sounds

like he worked in the kitchen when he was

a teenager and got yelled at. So he

learned how to talk like that.

He was surprised as fuck by your camera.

He just popped out of nowhere, walked

right in front of my camera. I hate when

they do that. They suddenly pop out of

nowhere like they just spawned in.

Got you on my YouTube, haha.

He sounded cool. You sound like

a delinquent.

You can tell what delinquents sound like.

They're like,

just sounds stupid

to me.

They're like.

It's literally what they sound like.

It's like they've got a phone vibrating in

their mouth. Very uncivilized.

Better stop doing it, they're gonna think.

People are gonna think I'm doing it at

them.

It's actually kind of fun to do though.

I hate the delinquent culture here. It's

rampant. Not like in Thailand where

everyone's a Buddhist, respectful and

quiet, and when they speak, they speak

very softly.

Thai is probably one of the gayest— I

mean, campus-sounding languages. It really

doesn't sound intimidating. It's like,

it sounds very lispy and very

soft, nasally, but not in a scary way.

You dreamed of Blood Bucket. She seems

sad. Why is she sad these days? She said

she fell in love and then they ghosted

her. It's very sudden. She fell

in love, what, in the last 2 weeks?

Who did she fall in love with? Maybe if it

was sunny.

I really hate it when people walk behind

I do the 360 spin.

Oh wow, thanks Gerald, very generous.

I got a secret. I don't know if I should

say it. I think it's fine to say it. Let

Um,

I'm calculating it.

Um. Let me

Yeah, I'm calculating the risk-rewards.

I think it's fine. Okay, so a couple weeks

ago I had a 3— no, I didn't,

I'm just joking. A couple weeks ago,

um, I introduced

Sunny to Blood Bucket and we had yakiniku.

That's it. That's all

I'll say.

But we didn't do sleepover. We just met,

the 3 of us, and then went to a bar and

talked to drunk Japanese people.

So that's the secret. I think it's fine.

Have you done anonymous Code,

Steins;Gate, or any of the science

adventure games? Nope, never heard of any

of them, but thank you very much.

Yeah, they got on fine.

Wasn't weird or anything. I didn't

really talk much. I was like the mediator.

The matchmaker.

They talked and I just kind of sat there

drinking beer. Oh well, thanks Gerald.

Daniel seems in a good mood. Well, I just

had some nice food, belly's full. It's not

raining, thank God. I finished my laundry,

all my jeans and my clothing's all nice

and dry and warm and clean. So nice having

clean clothes. So yeah, everything feels

pretty good. I had a pee,

belly's full. I had konbini fried chicken

with a rice ball,

way better than KFC. Oh hey Sunny, you had

an amazing night? Yeah, it's pretty good.

I give it 6.2 out of 10.

I'm full of protein

for tonight's endless walk. I want to try

sleeping in the net cafe. I think it'd be

funny. And then I'll get McDonald's

breakfast when they kick me out. So you're

only allowed to stay in the net cafe until

5 AM. So there's no point going there

really early and then just sit in a net

cafe for 7 hours. So I'm thinking we go to

the net cafe probably midnight.

Oh, I got a funny story about my

girlfriend, but I don't know if I can tell

it. Let me think.

I don't know if she'd be mad if I told

her. She didn't say— she did say something

happened, but she won't tell me because

she knows I'll talk about it on stream.

So I think she knows by now that if she

tells me something and doesn't tell me not

to talk about it, it means it's fair game

to talk about it. So my girlfriend—

wait,

where's the shrine?

Oh my God, I walked past it! Oh my God, I

walked past it! Go back,

we walked too fast.

Damn it, I didn't realize I walked so

So my girlfriend, she said she went to to

a bar or something with her Thai friend

she met in America, who's a woman. And

then the woman friend of hers hooked up

with some Iran guy who lives in an $18,000

a month apartment in central Washington,

DC, and he's a lawyer. And then the friend

asked my girlfriend to come too, not in,

not in the same room for a threesome. My

girlfriend was waiting in the lobby of the

apartment whilst the friend was upstairs

banging. And my girlfriend phoned me,

told me what was happening. Kind of weird,

isn't it? Why would you— I mean, why don't

you just stay the night if you're gonna

hook up? But they just did it for like an

hour and then left. And then she wanted my

girlfriend to wait at the entrance while

she hooked up. So weird. I remember— oh

no, I can't talk about her.

But the one I cannot talk about, she also

had a similar story. Oh wait, I know who I

can talk about. You know Misaki? Do you

remember Misaki? The one who accidentally

gave her husband chlamydia and then

slipped antibiotics into his coffee?

I think Misaki hooked up with some French

guy And then she didn't want to go alone

either, so she went to the French guy's

place and they did it. And then after they

did it, the French guy apparently kicked

her out and told her to go home.

That's funny.

The reason why I know this story is cuz I

had insider information.

Some of these men are wild. You think I'm

bad? At least I don't kick my hookups out

of the room after we're done. I can't

imagine it. Imagine you finish, you're

like, oh, that was good. Well, I'm going

to sleep, let yourself out. Some of these

men are crazy that you meet in clubs and

bars. You've got no fear, too much

confidence.

I'm very considerate.

Yeah, I don't think I'd get in trouble for

saying I'm out with Sunny and Blood Bucket

just for a friendly dinner,

nothing more. Am I supposed to press this

button? I don't understand.

Hmm, I wonder if I have any other secrets.

I think that's it for now.

What's the Spanish flag over there?

Oh, and I got intel from the American guy

about his girlfriend situation. So, you

know, he was dating an Australian woman

for 100 days. Because he was saying

100-day anniversary. He was talking on

the phone to some other woman and he was

saying they broke up,

and he was saying she's from Australia but

she's Japanese, and they went

out for 100 days and they never did it.

They just kissed. It's weird.

How'd you date someone for 3 months and

not have cereal. I couldn't

do that. If there's no cereal by the

second or third date, I would be done with

that person. It's obvious that they don't

want to do it. Maybe she wants to do it,

but he's like, oh, Catholic Christian,

got to get married first. He might be

really religious, don't know. I guess

that's nice. He seems like a decent

Stupid idiot.

Why is he riding right behind me?

I thought he heard me and stopped and

turned around.

What have you done today? I cleaned

my room, I had lunch,

added my expenses to my spreadsheet, and

then I did my laundry. Look at my

trousers, nice and clean.

And then I bought fried chicken from

Lawson and had my second lunch,

and now I'm hard at work,

and I was listening to American guys'

relationship problems through the wall.

Now he's single again.

No more, what's your favorite lilac?

Did he say that? What's your favorite

lily? What's a lilac? He said, what's your

favorite lily, didn't he? He sounds weird.

Oh, and I told the guest house manager I'm

moving out. He said, please clean your

room and we won't have to charge you an

additional fee. I said, how much? To just

clean it for me. I can't be bothered.

There's sand and dust all over my floor,

and I have to pay ¥1,000 to get rid of my

bedsheets. He said you need to get rid of

your bedsheets, but you need to dispose

of it using the city services because it's

too big. So I'm guessing the bedsheets

include the duvet and the pillow, or is it

just the pillowcase and the bed sheet

cover? Don't quite understand,

because if it's just the bed sheets, I

thought about just cutting it up and

dumping it somewhere. But if it's like the

entire duvet and the pillow, then it'll be

kind of tricky. I'll just shove it in a

bag and set it on fire. I'd rather just

pay ¥1,000 and not worry about it.

Yeah, I don't care if you charge me like

¥2,000 for cleaning, just clean it. I'm

not— I'm not a cleaner.

Here, take some money. They've already got

a cleaner, she comes in every week. Why

can't she clean the room? It's her job,

isn't it?

If it's ¥5,000, then I guess I'll just

clean it myself.

The street is really quiet apart from that

one guy.

I'm worried they can take the money out of

my credit card because I used my credit

card to pay for the guest house, and it

seems like these companies, they can just

take money out of your credit card if they

Because the pocket Wi-Fi company, they

just took $60 out of my credit card

without needing my permission,

which is kind of weird. What's that

bar up there?

You used

flywire. How do you remember that? Yeah,

I don't know if they can do that because I

used flywire. What even is that?

It's like a wire transfer. For a system.

Why do they indicate at the very last

minute? I swear,

in Japan, when they indicate, they don't

indicate until they're right at the

corner, and you don't know what they're

doing until they do it. In the UK, if

you're going to indicate left, you got to

start indicating now, not when you're over

there. I thought he was going straight.

Annoying. They're really annoying when it

comes to driving here.

My arms and my neck covered in these red

lumps from the mosquito bites. Look,

look at that.

It's like a nipple on my arm and it's so

itchy and it's burning. And the one on my

finger, on my knuckle, was painful, not

itchy, when I scratched it. I've got this

lump under my finger too. Here, look,

from a mosquito bite. So when I hold my

phone, the back of the phone feels like

it's round instead of flat. I thought

maybe the battery in it's swelling, but

it's just my finger swelling.

Can't believe you sat in the rain eating

that miserable bento. Yeah, that was

pretty rough, and it wasn't even cheap.

It was like ¥600. I can get a Big Mac for

¥740 and it's way better. That was

the worst bento. So soggy. And then the

steam collected in the bento box and there

was moisture and it dripped out onto my

bed mattress, bedsheets.

Stinks like sausage.

Never again.

I got bitten. I got a big lump on my neck

as well. One of them got me on the neck.

Yesterday's stream was pretty rough.

Big Mac is £4.80. No, I get the Big Mac

meal with the drink and the chips and it's

always £7.40. What's that on the road?

Dirty underwear? No,

it's just an umbrella.

Our cover.

Well, I've only got how many days?

What's that?

Credit card information.

1,800 yen.

Mine— I know the first 6 digits of the

credit card. You just have to guess the

Okay, where's the shrine place?

That's what you get for littering. I get

your info. Haha.

Oh, it's here, but it's closed. Oh my God,

I thought I could see it from the outside,

but it looks like it's got a wall.

Wow, looks fancy. That apartment

looks really fancy.

I was just walking, and then I'm gonna go

to a net cafe. Ah, I can't see the

shrine. Maybe if I go around it.

Wasted my time.

Plan for this stream today, I want to go

to a net cafe and film around

inside of it, get some B-roll.

And then I'll make a video tomorrow. I'll

do some voiceover like, this is my life.

I live in the net cafe because I'm poor.

I don't have a home. Life in the net

cafe can be hard but also

peaceful.

Maybe this way.

My life is over. Titles are getting

boring. What should I do for a title?

I have 2 penises.

My testicle fell off.

Trying to come up with titles is getting

boring. I just wish YouTube would

automatically choose a title that would

get maximum viewers based off the

algorithm.

I can't

see

the temple.

Oh, it's in there. It's like a really tall

white guy wearing a yellow jacket. I

thought he was going to come up to me.

Ah, I can't see it. They shut the gates.

Walking in Osaka. How's that more

interesting Soon then, my life is over.

What does that say?

I can show you.

Pro cameraman, pro movie man,撮影する行為を。

完全申請. I can't read this so hard.申請申

What's that?申請申請といたします。What

does it mean? You have to apply

to be a cameraman. I get

Google Translate. Fuck it.

Translate it.

A complete application be required.

That's what I said, to take pictures of

people who appear to be worshippers on the

ground. See, I got it right. I just

wasn't sure. You have to apply.

For an application to take pictures of

people.

Wait, I want to know what that kanji is

now.

Oh, oh,

I got it right!

Shinsei Sei.

Application required.

Kansen Shinsei Sei. Because there were 2

says, it threw me off because it sounds

weird.

I went into some shops and I

saw they had signs saying no live

streaming a couple days ago.

Okay, let's go to where the net cafe is.

Where is it?

It says 4 kilometers away, but we'll walk

slowly. How do I

go south?

Open compass.

Says go south.

South is that way.

I want to see the shrine.

People will click off the stream once they

see nothing but walking. Yeah, I thought

maybe what if I put sleeping in net cafe

for the title, but then you guys won't

find it interesting and there's low chance

it actually gets clicked on by people who

want to see a net cafe. I don't know, so a

risk, isn't it? If I clickbait, then I

risk people clicking, clicking off. If I

don't clickbait, I risk people not

clicking at all.

So I don't really know what is the right

thing to do.

You see,

grown men also use boku. Did you hear him?

So it's not weird.

I don't like these streets,

they're short-term, guys.

The risk is I put the title as walking in

Osaka and then it gets like 80 viewers.

Because my regular viewers are like, oh,

boring, you're just walking,

walking and talking.

She wants me to come to her bar.

You go to the bar, you end up getting

ripped off by ¥10,000 or something just

to get a few drinks. Rubbish.

You're not really paying for the drinks,

you're paying for the female company, I

guess. For some people, that's the only

way to get female company.

If you go to a normal bar, girls are not

going to talk to you.

I'm not barely guessing 120. I've got 140

now. What are you talking about?

Yesterday I was struggling because I put a

different title, Amazing News, and then

people got mad because there was no actual

amazing news. Oh no, white people.

I bet if I went there and I left they

wouldn't say thank you and wave at me when

I leave.

Why are there

so many foreigners here?

Everyone treats me— I feel like people

treat me differently compared to other

foreigners. I see all the white people get

treated really well. And everyone's like,

oh, where you from? Welcome to Japan.

They say all this nice stuff and they're

smiling, and then they see me and they're

like,

oh man, no one ever welcomes me to Japan.

Oh well, that's the price you pay.

Tell us about your weekend. Uh, nothing

happened on the weekend. I just relaxed

all by myself.

Is he speaking

English? Why do they stand in the middle

of the road saying goodbye? I hate that.

I barely have any friendly interactions

with Japanese apart from yesterday in the

supermarket. That was really Unusual.

It's never happened to me. I've been live

streaming for about 2 months here, and

that was the only time someone was really

friendly towards my stream.

I should get a megaphone too and be like,

get the fuck out of the way.

Do you think Hong Kong guy is going to

message me? There's only 4 days.

It's going to be the 14th of May in about

2 hours and 52 minutes.

Then there's only 3 days left until the

17th, which is when he said that would be

his only other day that he might be able

to do. I reckon

he's not going to show up,

but why would he say let's meet if he

doesn't really want to meet?

Because I don't believe someone can be so

busy. If they wanted to meet, they would

make some time, even if it's just 2 hours.

The hell kind of job is he doing? What

kind of job makes you so busy 24 hours a

day, 7 days a week? Unless he's got like 3

jobs. Ah,

this is the nice bit of Osaka.

Yeah, last time, 5 years ago, he was

nonstop messaging me. Even if I ignored

him, he'd carry on messaging me to meet

up. People change.

Oh well, whatever. At least I don't waste

my money on yakiniku again.

It's his loss. I was going to get him

yakiniku as

a treat, as my apology, but I guess he

didn't want the yakiniku.

Sam Pepper is in Hong Kong. Why does that

guy never stop traveling? Why can't he get

a job? All he does is go traveling and

stream and not do anything productive.

Oh, I'm here where the, the park is.

It's where the Korean woman took me. We

walked all the way to the tip of this bit,

and I remember seeing that spiral

staircase thing. Isn't this where I got

stalked? I was sitting on the other side

on that stone wall. Someone took my photo.

Maybe we go down there.

Remember on the Korean date last year,

she took me here. Like she was waiting for

me to do my moves in the dark, and I never

did anything. It was so cold, I remember.

She wanted it to be like K-drama.

Unfortunately, I'm not a K— Korean actor.

She wanted me to like grab her hand, pull

her in, push her against the wall under

the bridge. And then Korean K-pop starts

Reality is not so magical.

Yeah, I wonder who that stalker guy was.

Look at this spiral thing, it's really

weird.

Just make a normal staircase, why don't

they? Oh yeah, then I went down there.

And I started the stream a couple weeks

ago from there. I'm just going around

in the same places now.

You never showed us what she looked like.

Well, I got banned on Bumble, and then

she was like, what happened to your Bumble

account? I said, uh, I don't know.

Actually, I told her I got banned a couple

years ago, and then she said, why did you

get banned? I said, I put my willy on my

picture. And she was like, oh my God, too

late now, I'm in your house.

So I said, Bumble banned me again,

so I couldn't— I didn't screenshot her

pictures because she wasn't very pretty.

And we never took any pictures together.

She had really wide shoulders. When we

laid in bed side by side, she was way

higher than me,

so I couldn't really put my arms around

I'm gonna get in trouble for talking about

this. You know why I

got banned on Bumble? Because some stupid

idiots clipped my stream where I talked

about— I don't know, I did something bad

to a date I met on Bumble, and I was like

talking about it on stream. They clipped

it, they put it on the Bumble subreddit,

and then the Bumble moderator was saying,

can you— what the fuck is making those

stupid sounds? And then the Bumble

moderator was saying, can you contact us

we would like to investigate further. And

I think they probably banned me based off

that. I forgot what I even said. I

probably just said, oh, I stood up a date,

haha, stupid bitch. I was like bragging

about some weird thing I did on Bumble.

That's the only reason I can think of why

I got banned on Bumble, because Bumble is

not owned by Match Group, who owns Tinder.

And I honestly didn't do anything weird on

Bumble apart from You know, I had some

dates, I found them unattractive, I whined

about it on stream. I can't believe that's

enough to get you banned on it. It doesn't

surprise me that much because Bumble is

the app which supposedly empowers women

by letting them have the option to say hi

first. On— I think they changed it now,

but originally the gimmick of Bumble was

the woman had to speak first, otherwise

the match would expire. So they're

probably all like, women power, gotta ban

this incel guy who goes on dates and calls

them ugly. So it's so stupid,

stupid SJW Bumble. But I

think that's why I got banned on Bumble,

some stupid subreddit post.

I did not know that could happen. That you

could get banned on an app for what you do

on a different website. It's crazy.

Oh my God, didn't even see there was a

step there.

I don't know how they link my face in that

video to my identity, my name and

everything. There's someone sleeping

there.

What the hell? Oh my God, there's loads of

homeless people here. I didn't

think there were actually homeless people

here.

Imagine sleeping under a bridge.

Should I tickle his foot? Tickle his toes?

It smells like piss under there as well,

but there's a public toilet over there.

Why don't they just use the public toilet?

Disgusting.

Homeless like me. Why don't I just get in

that cafe? I'll walk on the grass if

it's not wet. It was raining all day

yesterday, wasn't it? And then it rained—

it was still raining in the morning when I

woke up to the sound of John the English

teacher. I don't know why he told me his

name's Tom, but when I hear him introduce

himself on his English

lessons, he always says, I'm John. Maybe

John is his fake name, Tom is his real

And he always tells the same story. He

always says, nice to meet you, I'm John,

been living in Japan for 2 years. I used

to study in Kobe, then I moved

to Amagasaki.

Perfect impression. Maybe it's like

a fake story they use on the English

lessons. How was he a student and he

graduated and now he's living in Japan?

How do they do that? A student of what?

Studying not Japanese, because he says he

Japanese. Venus Angelic homeless,

sleeping in net cafes. Where's all her

YouTube money? Did she blow it? What about

OnlyFans? I thought she was making a lot

of money on OnlyFans. I don't think it's

fake, cuz what's the point unless it's

just for attention? She said she got

locked out of her YouTube account since a

year or ago because she trusted someone

with the login details and they locked her

out of it. Never trust anyone.

I feel like Americans are usually the

worst at picking up Japanese.

I don't remember meeting any Americans who

are any good at Japanese, and the only

Japanese they can speak is really bad,

like watashi wa John.

Oh my god, there's so many people here.

What the hell? Doing some

kind of dancing thing.

What are they doing? It's like group dance

practice session.

Now there's music.

Anime dance meetup.

Going to tell them all to go away.

Might have to mute it. Hold on,

some kind of weird anime dance.

No, it's probably fine. The music is very

echoey. I'll just walk past it quickly.

I've been really good recently with

avoiding copyright claims. Last year when

I streamed, nearly half my streams got

copyright claims or the stream got

blocked. By some kind of music company,

but this time I've been really quick on

the mute button. I only got caught one—

no, twice. The first time I met Sunny at

the karaoke, I got copyright claimed, and

then the second time was with Blood Bucket

at the coffee cafe. Yeah, this park's

really nice. I came here on 2 dates.

Korean woman and some Vietnamese girl.

I do not recommend going on a date with

Vietnamese girls. They're really boring

and they can't speak English and they can

only speak a lick of Japanese, so you

can't really communicate with them. I've

only met 3 Vietnamese women in my life,

but they have all been the same.

Maybe they're not all like that, but in my

experience, they've all been exactly the

same personality, same character, same

vibes. They all have the same haircut too,

like short bob cut

above the shoulder. Really quiet,

not very energetic, terrible at English

and Japanese. Weird.

Whoa, what the fuck's that? Massive.

Looks stupid. Why is it shaking its head

backwards and forwards?

If I anger it, is he gonna attack me? I'm

gonna grab its neck. If it attacks you,

just grab its neck. Uh, something moving

on my neck. The hell's that? I don't want

to get bitten by mosquitoes again.

Is it a heron? A heron.

This guy's taking pictures of the flowers.

It's kind of gay.

Why would you want some dark gloomy

picture of a flower?

Yeah, so I don't really like Vietnamese

girls. I don't know if anyone here is

Vietnamese. I doubt it. I don't

know any Vietnamese. I think—

forgot.

No, I don't know any.

It's weird because I've been on dates with

a lot of women from different countries.

They always seem to be the same kind of

person depending on which country they're

from. Like, all the Korean women I dated,

which was only 2, they are literally the

same person, copy and paste personality.

Every Vietnamese girl I met, all the same.

All the Japanese women are pretty much the

So, as much as I want to believe in

individuality, it really seems like the

nationality dictates what kind of person,

what kind of vibes they give off.

Oh look, the flowers are blooming.

They weren't, weren't blooming last time I

came.

Have I dated an American woman? No, I've

only been on a date with one American. I