[2025-02-23] my new plans for my life [WN-Hpceq6BM]

Testing,

testing.

Oh, it's done the thing again.

For God's sake,

why doesn't it save my settings?

I've got to redo the debt numbers every

damn time.

Don't understand.

I never used to do this.

Why can't technology just be consistent

and not keep doing random things?

That'd be nice.

Also, the goal thing is gone.

Oh, everything's gone wrong.

There, I fixed it,

fixed it.

Oh, what happened to the dono goal?

That's gone too.

Yeah,

I think

next time I have to close Streamlabs

instead of shutting the computer off.

Yeah, it's just how much money I need to

pay off.

I'll be getting, I think, $900 maybe

tomorrow from YouTube.

No, $850.

It's about £660.

So I'll probably pay off £600

for the credit card, and then for rent, I

was going to use that money for rent, but

I think now I've got my new job, I should

be able to make £900 before the 7th of

March easily.

If I'm making £70-80 a day and I work 5

days a week,

I made a YouTube video today.

I think I'm going to post it tomorrow.

So instead of streaming, because I might

be tired tomorrow, might not want to

stream.

So instead of streaming tomorrow, I might

post the video

and I've got to make a Cooking with Daniel

today.

Pay rent first.

Well, I don't need to pay rent until next

month.

I want to pay off the credit card now,

and I should be able to make enough money

for my new delivery job by that time,

I reckon, because there's, uh, 5 days left

in February.

And I should get paid at beginning of

March.

I reckon they should pay me

like £500

plus what I've already done.

Should be about £500.

And I might— I don't know, maybe I'll sell

my crypto.

I'll definitely have the money for rent

even if I have to go into overdraft.

I don't think I have to— overdraft would

be last resort,

but I don't think I'm gonna go into

overdraft.

Do I have a budget?

No, I just buy stuff if I need it.

I've got to go food shopping tomorrow.

Seems like my last food shop lasted about

a week, which is good.

Running out of food now.

I've only got enough food to make a pasta

and one more sandwich, and I've got no

more pot noodle.

I should have a budget.

Well, I don't need a budget.

I just

only buy the things I need.

That's my budget.

If I don't need it, I won't buy it.

If I need it, I'm going to need to buy it

regardless of a budget.

I don't see the point of a budget.

It's like, okay, I need to buy 2,000

calories worth of food.

For every day,

it doesn't really matter how much it costs

because I need it.

Obviously I'll get the cheapest items I

can get.

I don't see the point of a budget, to be

honest,

because you either have the money or you

don't have the money.

If you make a budget, it's not going to

magically make you have the money.

I'm not poor.

I make $2,500 a month.

How's that poor?

That's like $32K a year.

That's basically how much a software

engineer makes.

You people weird.

It's like you think I'm poor or something.

It's actually kind of funny.

How am I poor making $30K a year?

I made $20K a year, uh, this last year,

but

for the next year I'll be able to make

$30K if I stick with my job.

That's not poor.

That's way above the average.

The average full-time worker makes like

18-20k.

30k is way above average in the UK.

Setting a budget helps you be conscious

how you're spending money.

I am conscious.

I have a spreadsheet.

I write down everything I spend.

I don't need a budget to do that.

I have a spreadsheet with every category:

food, rent, utilities, monthly expenses.

Every time money goes out, I write it in

the spreadsheet.

Every time money comes in, I write it on

my earnings spreadsheet.

I know exactly how much money is going in

and out.

I don't need this stupid budget.

The spreadsheet is a budget?

No, it's not.

It's a spreadsheet.

A budget is like, oh, my food budget is

$200.

I can't go over $200.

My food budget will be whatever it will be

to sustain my

food needs.

If I'm hungry, then I need to buy more

food.

I'm not going to be like, oh, I'm under—

I'm over my budget.

I've got to starve.

I'm not starving.

Spending like— I was spending £40 a week

at Tesco's, but I'm going to shift it to

Lidl probably, or Aldi, and I'll probably

spend like £30 a week on food.

That's why you have no money and live in

debt.

I have money.

That's how I'm able to afford a house.

And just because you're in debt doesn't

mean you can't do things.

It's not like, oh, you're in debt, it

means you can't do anything in life.

You can be in debt and still live life.

Lidl has cheap sirloin steaks for like £3,

£2.50.

Oh, I got my air fryer.

I'll show you it later.

It looks really good.

It's got like a see-through transparent

window.

And I bought something pretty cool.

It's coming tomorrow.

The problem is I might have to stay at

home to receive it, so I've got this idea.

And also it might be a good idea in case

it rains tomorrow.

So I have to go to work tomorrow, um, but

it's been pouring down with rain all day

today, so I was thinking Why don't I just

grab the sacks of parcels, quickly stuff

it in my car, and then just come back

home?

And then I take the sacks of parcels into

my house and then I start scanning it and

ordering it in my house without getting

soaked in the rain.

And I can also wait for my Amazon parcel

at the same time.

And then when I get my parcel, I'll start

doing my deliveries.

The only problem is if my Amazon parcel is

coming at like 2 PM, that would mean— I

mean, I don't want to wait until 2 PM and

then start my deliveries at 2 PM and then

finish at like 8 in the dark.

So I'm hoping— I don't know if that's

allowed.

I don't see why not.

I literally live 5 minutes away.

Why does it matter if I scan the parcels

at the pickup place or at my house?

I don't really see why it would matter.

They don't even— they said you can start

delivering whenever you want as long as

you finish before 10.

They said you can— yeah, they said you can

pick up the parcels and then put them in

your car and then start delivering them

later.

Like, you can pick up the parcels, put in

your car, and then go to your dentist

appointment and then start delivering.

Just do whatever's convenient to you.

It's not like, oh, you got to start at 10,

deliver at 10.

You can— he literally said you can start

whenever you want.

Depends if you're a morning person or you

got school run or stuff during the

morning.

So I don't really see why that would be a

problem.

And then I'll just bring the sacks of

parcels in here, scan it all, and and then

I'd order them up, and then I'd put them

in the car.

It's just a bit annoying I don't have a

garage.

If I had a garage, I could have done it

near the car instead of having to do it in

the house and bringing it out to the car.

But it's better than standing in the rain

and everything gets soaked like last time.

Your debt will take 10 years to pay off.

Mark my words, I will be credit card

debt-free end of next month.

I'm saying it now.

You can bookmark this.

I'm gonna pay off £660 of the debt

tomorrow.

That means I only got £4K debt left.

In a month of doing my delivery job, I'm

gonna make like

£2,500.

And then I just got to sell a tiny bit of

gold and then I can, uh, pay back the rest

of it.

I'll be debt-free, credit card debt-free.

And then I'll just stick to my job and

I'll just

put the bonus cash flow back into my

portfolio.

Now the car and mum debt doesn't count.

What are you talking about?

The car debt doesn't count.

The car is a monthly payment plan for 4

years.

The car debt is already factored into my

monthly expenses.

I've already factored it into my monthly

expenses,

so it's not

It's not like this

massive amount of money that I have to pay

off really quickly or else the interest.

It's not like a credit card where, oh, you

got 2 months left before the interest

kicks in and then you gotta pay it all

back.

No, it's already been arranged

and pre-planned

to be a monthly payment set at X amount of

interest.

And then my mum's debt I'll just pay her

back bit by bit, whatever.

If I got $500 to spare, I'll chuck $500

her way.

It's not— she's not gonna be like, Daniel,

where's my money?

I'm gonna send Dave Gibson after you to

break your legs.

My mum's loaded.

My mum's got like $150K in the bank

account.

You think she cares about little piddly

$8K?

She made $8K from passive income in a

year.

In half a year, actually.

My mum's loaded.

She literally just went out and bought a

new car

because she lost the keys to her old car.

Instead of just getting new replacement

keys, she literally goes out and buys a

whole new car.

Do you think my mum cares?

My mom has high-interest savings account.

The only debt I care about is the stupid

credit cards because it's annoying.

It looks ugly.

What if your name is off the will?

Well, then I'm not paying the money back,

am I?

Then it's mine.

Not worried at all.

I could pay off the debt tomorrow if I

want, sell off all the gold.

It's just that I feel I have high

conviction that gold can go higher.

And I can squeeze out another £500-600 out

of my gold position if I just wait a

couple months.

To be honest, I don't, I don't even know

if I would want the house.

It is a very big house.

I'm realizing renting here, and this is a

small house, that the bills do rack up,

and I can imagine stuff like council tax.

Council tax at my mum's house must be like

£300 a month, must be like band G, highest

band.

And then to heat the house, God, the

amount of oil you'd have to buy.

I mean, yeah, I would want the house, but

maybe I'd rather just have the money and

rent a place like this.

Like, this place is fine.

It's plenty big enough for me.

It's cheap compared to my mum's house.

Although I think my mum, her monthly

expenses for the house are probably like

£500-600 a month because it's already paid

off, isn't it?

No mortgage.

So then you've only got to pay for Bills,

utilities, council tax, heating, oil,

electricity.

But that's the benefit of owning a house,

isn't it?

Why are you so confident you'll get the

house?

Because my mum is nice.

What would make you think that my mum

wouldn't give you the house?

My mum is very generous.

She's not this horrible woman who's

selfish.

She's not selfish at all.

Yeah, sometimes she can be a bit rude, but

she's very generous.

End-of-life nursing care.

I don't know what that even is.

Are you American?

Because that doesn't exist in the UK.

People, people get sick and they either

die or they don't die, or they just get

some medication.

I had 2 grandparents in the UK.

My grandmother, she got lung cancer.

She got sick and she moved in with us and

we looked after— well, not me, but my

parents looked after her.

Until she died.

And then my granddad, he got, I don't

know, kidney disease or something.

And yeah, he was taken to hospital, in

hospital for a few weeks, and he died.

There was no retirement home.

I don't know what this retirement home

thing is.

Care home.

Hospice care.

No, I don't remember hospice stuff.

She got sick and then she moved in with us

for a few months and then she died.

I don't know what this hospice thing is.

Healthcare is free in the UK.

My mum had those endoscopy surgeries this

last year in 2022.

Didn't cost anything.

We have the NHS.

It's free, you know.

And then my dad, he got really sick.

He didn't have to go into care.

He went to the hospital for weeks and then

he died.

Didn't cost anything though.

Probably cost hospital thousands in

morphine and medicines.

And Asian women, they, um, they're very

robust.

They don't get frail and sickly.

My mum's like nearly 70 and she's still

out in the garden mowing the lawn, taking

out the rubbish.

She doesn't have a hunchback.

Yeah.

So my plan tomorrow, according to the

weather, it says it's not going to rain

tomorrow,

so I might not even have to do my bring my

stuff all the way back home plan.

It says it's raining all day.

I can't believe it.

Since I woke up, it's been nonstop

raining.

The roads are gonna be flooded tomorrow.

But then it says sunset tomorrow, 7:00

a.m.

in the morning, says cloudy, and then it

just says cloudy all day.

So fingers crossed it's not gonna rain,

and then I'll just do my loading.

I got a new plan as well.

I'm not doing my last plan.

My last plan was stupid.

Why did I think I could

Why did I think I could organize the

parcels by postcode better than the app

could?

I thought I could, and I could scan them

in order, and then I would know which

order they're in because I scanned them in

that order.

But I ended up just losing all the parcels

inside of the car because they all got

buried.

So my new plan is I take the parcel out

the sack, scan it, and put down next to

sack until the sack's empty, and then I

put all the parcels back into the sack.

And then I start on the second sack, and

I'll try and do 4 sacks.

And then once everything's scanned, I'll

put finished, and then I'll choose the

time when I'll start delivering, and then

I will scan them all again to try and find

the drop delivery number, and then I will

order them like that.

It'll take a long damn time, but at least

it'll be better than rummaging through the

car frantically searching for stuff.

Which is really annoying.

It's like usually it happens when it's a

tiny parcel and it just gets buried, and

then you're looking through it all and

then you finally find it and you feel

like, oh my god, why did it take such a

long time to find this damn parcel?

And I chuck it back in, drive, get to

house, and then I'm like, oh my god, where

did the parcel go?

And I've got to search for it again.

So annoying.

I didn't really do much today.

Did some cleaning, took the rubbish out.

I'll go to the dump again.

I've got a load of rubbish.

Probably go to the dump tomorrow and, um,

I feel like I've just been eating all day

because I've been so hungry.

Had pot noodle sandwich, 2 packets of

crisps, 2 oranges.

I had some biscuits and cheese that me and

Sunny bought 4 weeks ago.

It's Camembert, so it should be fine.

And then

I hoovered the floor.

And then I just stood around in the

conservatory because it was quite nice in

the conservatory to watch the rain.

Just felt kind of bored.

I'm looking forward to tomorrow, get

working again.

Although I guess I'm kind of glad I didn't

have to work today because the weather's

been terrible.

Main thing is delivering everything in one

area before going to another area.

Yeah, I know, but I didn't know that some

of these addresses were in a different

area because I didn't actually know where

they were because I never heard of them

before.

And I accidentally— because there was

like, I don't know, 15 parcels in one area

called Green Park or whatever.

So I thought I bunched them all up, but a

couple of them I missed, and a couple of

the Green Parks were like 20 parcels down

the list.

I thought, okay, I'm gonna have to come

back here again in 2 hours, I guess.

Couldn't really— I mean, you can't do it

now because

the app has optimized it so that I deliver

it in 2 hours, not now.

So I, I mean, I could deliver it now, but

then when I actually have to deliver it, I

won't have it anymore.

To scan it and stuff.

It's kind of fiddly.

Yeah, I feel like I just haven't done

anything.

I mean, I made a video that took an hour.

I woke up at 10 AM.

No, before 10, probably like 9,

and I've done basically nothing all day.

It feels weird.

I watched a bit of Ice Poseidon, but it

was annoying.

Some— there's some like really cocky Asian

guy and he keeps beefing with everyone.

He's so irritating.

He's like, yo, why you pressing me, man?

Why you pressing me?

I hate this stupid slang young people use

nowadays.

Pressing.

Rizzing.

Pressing means having a go at me.

Why are you having a go at me?

Is what we used to say.

It's funny because I used to find homeless

really annoying, but now all these new

people are way more annoying than

homeless.

They're all so annoying.

I don't know how Ice puts up with it.

They're all just like having drama and

pointing their selfie stick cameras at

each other.

There's too many people.

It was so much better when that vexed guy

was alive, and then you had Suspenders and

Sho.

Now it's just like a bunch of idiots that

are really annoying.

And none of them are interesting.

They're all like clones of each other.

Kind of miss Suspenders now.

Yeah, I prefer the old gang.

What do I work with now?

I deliver parcels.

I'm going to be delivering about 80

parcels a day.

Should make about

£70.

I don't know, I'm getting £10 bonus per

day as well,

so I might make £70 to £80 a day, which

would be pretty good.

Next rent payment is going to be the

first— end of the first week of March.

£900.

I think I have to pay council tax as well

end of this month.

I already paid my electric bill.

I feel so hungry all day.

I think my cost of living would have only

been about £1,500 if I didn't have the

car.

Maybe even 1,400.

Oh wow, 6,000.

30 quid if you order from the local kebab

shop.

There's no local kebab shop, is there?

God, that kebab me and Sunny had before we

got the kitten was so good.

The chips were so good as well.

I wanted to save the leftovers for the

next day But I forgot to put it in the

fridge and then it looked kind of weird,

so I put it in the bin.

Maybe I stop making sandwiches and I get

pita bread or I get those wraps.

I'm getting kind of sick of bread.

I really feel like I'm not going to get a

loaf of bread tomorrow.

After I finish work, I think I'm going to

go to the Tesco's And I'm gonna get— I

want to start making wraps, and then I'll

put salad,

maybe chicken chunks, and, um,

ranch.

I don't know what you put.

Cream in there, don't you?

What else do you put in a wrap?

I'm so bored.

Bread is so dry.

I'm not really a big fan of the crust, but

I eat it anyway.

I wonder how much those, uh, burrito wraps

cost compared to bread.

I can't believe so much water can fall out

the sky all day.

How's there so much water up there?

Why can't it all just fall all at once?

Get it over and done with.

I can't wait to see the flooding tomorrow.

It's gonna make me feel glad I got an EV.

I remember last time it flooded really

badly, all these cars broken down at the

side of the road with hazards on, probably

waiting for their engines to dry out so

they could ignite it again.

You can't ignite the engine when it's all

wet.

You know, water gets into it and it can't

combust.

I can drive through a massive river and I

won't stall.

I can just keep going.

That's the great thing about EVs.

Can you hear the rain?

I can hear it on the conservatory roof.

I'm gonna make carbonara tonight.

This is gonna be the first time I've ever

made carbonara live.

I talked a lot about it on Discord when I

was at that other place, but I never

filmed it.

Now you're gonna see my experience.

I've made probably 10 carbonaras, slowly

improving it each time.

Now I'm pretty good at it.

We got pancetta, we got eggs, got cheese.

That's all you need.

I'm gonna film it too so I can put it as

Cooking with Daniel,

cuz I made a 6-minute video today.

I need a few more minutes, but I ran out

of things to say.

Oh wow, do you think you will be in

crippling debt for life?

No.

I think by April I won't have any debt.

Why is your profile picture me?

That looks like me.

Spag bowl.

I don't like spaghetti because it flops

everywhere and splashes sauce all over the

place.

I remember one time I had spaghetti, it

splashed the sauce on my shirt, and I got

so pissed.

I said, I'm never eating spaghetti ever

again.

What a stupid food.

You go and it goes— flips everywhere.

Flicks everywhere.

Flicks the sauce all over the place.

And then it's so long.

It's, it's not like ramen

where you can go— because it flicks the

sauce all over the place.

So you have to go

and like bite it,

or you have to go like that.

Or what I do is I just break the sticks of

spaghetti into smaller chunks and then

boil it, which then defeats the purpose of

spaghetti, and then you might as well get

fusilli.

It's just a really annoying food to eat.

I like pot noodle because noodle's all

curly.

And they, they don't just flop like

straight string.

They bunch up and they curl up around the

fork.

That's why I like the pot noodle noodle.

I don't like spaghetti.

It all tastes the same anyway.

Pasta is all the same.

It's just it comes in different shapes.

You got macaroni, you got fusilli, you got

the twisted ones.

They're all the same flavor anyway,

whatever.

I like, um, the twisted ones,

like a pig's willy

corkscrew.

Damn, my hair's looking really good today.

I'm still gonna use my Amazon credit card

because I get 1% cashback.

I basically got the air fryer for free

thanks to all the cashback.

I turned it into Amazon vouchers.

So I spent about £2,500, I get 1%

cashback.

I made like £25 cashback.

Barely had to pay anything for the air

fryer.

Had to pay like £15 for it.

Can't wait to start getting some stuff for

it.

What should I make?

Because I'm gonna go to Tesco tomorrow.

Thinking what would be a good meal.

Maybe salmon

or—

don't know— duck leg.

Chicken wings.

I've got some broccoli, I could test that

out, but I don't have anything else that

would go in the air fryer.

Unsubscribed, not interested in digital

pollution.

What does that even mean?

Did he actually unsubscribe?

Oh my God, I actually lost 2 subs.

What a dickhead.

Imagine thinking digital pollution

actually exists, as if there's not enough

room on the internet for all the videos

and live streams.

Make french fries.

Yeah, I could get some chips.

I do have a freezer.

You got to put the food under that little

square thing in the corner of the fridge

and that freezes stuff.

Bit tired of rice

and pasta every day.

Do I have an oven?

Yeah, but I don't like using it.

It's hard to clean.

Every time you open the door it smells

like smoke and I'm scared it's going to

trigger the alarm.

I'd rather just use an air fryer.

I don't need a massive oven.

Hmm.

I've found that I really don't like it

when

I have nothing to do all day and I would

actually rather go to work.

Isn't that crazy?

I can't believe I'm even saying it because

you can't get anything done without money.

And you can't get money without going to

work.

Market is ripe for bearish correction,

which is why I would want to keep my gold,

because the only stock I have is gold,

Barrick Gold.

So if the market is going to correct,

unless Gold miners correct with the

market.

Nikujaga.

Yeah, I miss that dish actually.

Chihiro used to make it good.

It's just potato and then you get that

thin pork that shrivels up and goes all

curly, but we don't have that in the UK.

Which is the problem.

How do I make that?

Because I could get— what part of the pork

is that?

Because I could get like a big lump of

pork made for roasting and then slice it

thinly.

Oh, have you seen that clip on Instagram?

It's in China and it's in one of those

shabu-shabu restaurants where they got the

hot pot in the middle of the table.

And then there's like one man at the

table, the customer, and he looks like

he's in pain.

And then the staff come over and the man's

saying there's something wrong with the

soup.

So the staff try the soup and they go,

ugh,

and they apologize to him and they're

like, oh, we're so sorry, we'll bring you

another pot.

And then the man, the customer, he says,

it's my fault.

I was really drunk and I puked into the

pot of soup.

And then the staff go, ugh, again because

they

just realized they tasted his puke in the

soup.

That's disgusting.

If I worked in a restaurant and the

customer is saying there's something wrong

with my soup, can you taste it?

I would not taste it.

I'd be like, no, I'm good.

We'll get you a new soup.

Imagine what cooked boiled puke in soup

tastes like.

Yeah, so if I can find out what cut of

meat that pork is,

maybe they have it in the supermarket as a

large lump of meat and then I can just

slice it, but I need to buy a knife.

It's funny, one of my streams got

demonetized but not the one where that guy

was spamming the N-word.

Not the bed one.

The one after that got demonetized.

I don't really care because after a week

they don't get any views anymore.

I only care about the first four days.

After that, they don't get any more views.

Let me ask AI.

Hey again, Daniel.

I'm here.

What's on your mind?

You know, in Japan they eat shabu-shabu

and the cuts of meat are really thin and

then they shrivel up when they're boiled.

That's right.

Shabu-shabu is a Japanese hot pot dish

where you swish thin slices of meat and

veggies.

Yeah, but where— which part of the pig

does the thin slices of meat come from?

The thin slices in shabu-shabu are

typically from well-marbled cuts of beef,

like ribeye or sirloin.

No, it's pork.

What part of the pig does the meat come

from?

Got it.

The thin slices in shabu-shabu, known as

buta no shabu-shabu, often come from the

pork loin or tenderloin.

These cuts are prized for their tenderness

and flavor, making them— Okay, shut up.

Tenderloin.

So if I can get like a tenderloin and then

slice it thinly— getting hungry now.

Why doesn't we— why don't we sell those

thin cuts of meat like they have in Japan?

I don't get it.

In Japan, they love it.

The yakiniku style thin bits of meat.

We just have massive steaks and big lumps

of meat for roasting.

Yeah, AI is really good.

I've been messing around with the image

creator thing, and you can just type in

create me an image, and then you describe

the image and it creates it.

So I made some I said, create me an image

of an Asian guy wearing glasses,

delivering Amazon packages in a red car

with a hot woman in the car in an English

village.

Look what it made.

It's so good.

And I said, I described my jacket as

brown, waterproof, With a hood.

Look how good that is.

That's amazing.

That's better than what actual digital

artists could come up with.

And I also said,

create an image of Asian guy wearing

raincoat delivering Amazon parcels on a

bicycle in the rain.

In an English town, and look what it

made.

Look, it's even got the logo of Amazon,

and that looks just like how an Amazon

parcel looks like.

How good is that?

I can't believe it's AI.

It looks so good.

Look at that,

looks just like me.

Sunny's gonna get heated.

Looks nothing like her.

Well, I just said hot girl.

I didn't, didn't describe what the girl

looked like.

I can't believe how good this is.

I also said, can you create an

illustration of sad Asian girl sitting on

the bed crying?

She doesn't look really Asian though.

That's crazy.

And, um, Asian guy wearing glasses with a

hoodie on the plane flying to Tokyo.

Come on, stupid exposure.

Look at that.

It's so good.

And I've never seen art that looks that

good.

I don't even need artists anymore.

What's the point of having artists that

have been learning to draw and paint for

decades when you just got AI and it's

free?

You don't have to pay an artist anything

and it's instant, generates instantly.

Well, 10 seconds.

And you can describe it in such detail,

like, oh, give him a big nose or make his

eyes smaller or give him blonde sideburns

with black hair on top.

You can make it really specific.

It's kind of sad.

Yeah, it is.

I mean, I guess it's a bit sad.

All the unique skills us humans feel so

proud of being able to do.

Will easily be done by AI.

Music, instruments,

art, poetry, writing.

AI is just going to be able to do it so

much better than we can.

That art looks amazing.

I would never be able to draw like that.

It looks good enough to be used.

As professional for professional products,

book covers, stuff like that.

Make Sunny eating garlic bread using AI.

Hmm.

ChatGPT can also remember stuff.

Create an image

of

redheaded

English girl eating garlic bread

in the rain.

In English village.

It looks good, but it doesn't look like

her.

It looks too realistic.

Like, it looks more like 3D than a 2D

illustration.

What is a tetanus booster?

Isn't that what you get when you step on a

nail

and then you get the rust or the metal

fragments in your bloodstream, so you need

to get the boost tetanus shot?

There's no lump on my face.

I don't know what you're talking about.

It's called a muscle.

Look, you can't see it now, can you?

But when I clench,

you can see the shadow.

It's not the other side, it's this side.

Look.

When you eat, you show the other side.

No, I don't.

This camera's flipped.

Look,

this side is the side where you can't

really see it.

See, look, that's the muscle.

I can't believe you guys don't know

there's a muscle here.

Where do you think the muscle is then when

you chew?

Just put your fingers here and then bite

down.

You can feel it moving.

If you can't see it, it's probably because

you've got a fat face.

If you've got a skinny face, you'll be

able to see it.

I got some Yeah, my face looks a bit

chubby around this part, but not this

part.

There's no fat in between the muscle and

the skin.

It's just skin.

See there?

It's just skin, so you can see it when I

bite.

I don't know why I have to explain this.

Yeah, I know it looks kind of weird.

It's not usual.

Loads of people have it.

No, the muscle's not on one side, it's

just

It's like split in 2 on this side,

which creates a shadow in the middle.

It's weird how that muscle never gets

bigger, because muscles get bigger quite

easily.

I saw this guy on Instagram and he does

this challenge where he does trap

exercises but just on one arm, and And

he's just doing a couple reps every day

and his right trap is massive compared to

his nonexistent left trap.

So it only takes a bit of stimulus to

create muscle growth.

But you never see—

maybe you got to eat really tough stuff.

I guess the food we eat isn't that tough

because we cook it, make it soft.

Have I figured out how to sort parcels

yet?

Um, no, but I do have a new idea for

tomorrow.

It's gonna involve taking the parcels out,

scanning them, putting them back in, and

then taking them out again, scanning them,

and then ordering them, and then putting

them in the cart based on the order.

It's gonna be annoying,

but I don't— I don't see any other way of

doing it without losing the parcels in the

cart.

I wish I could make a little wall in

between the seats so I can segment off the

back seats.

Get a proper delivery van, that'd be great

because then I can order the parcels in

the back of the van without getting wet.

But then I might get stuck because

sometimes it's really annoying because the

route tells you to go up this lane.

It's like a very tight country lane, and

then it'll say, oh, the next delivery spot

is— you gotta go back.

How am I gonna turn the car around?

The only way to do it is if I go into

someone's driveway,

or if I just keep going down the country

lane hoping that at some point there's

gonna be a turnaround point.

But you might be driving, I don't know, 5,

10 minutes before you find somewhere you

can turn around.

Small white van.

No, I don't want a big car because I'm

gonna get stuck.

You know, the worst thing is when you do a

tight turn into someone's driveway and

they've got like a wall

on the side of their driveway.

And you— so you do the tight turn in like

that, but you want to turn back out not

the same way you turned in.

But if you do that, you're going to hit

the front of the car on whatever structure

they have.

Some people are really annoying.

They put like a pole or a post to prevent

people from using their driveway as a

turnaround point.

I had a place like that yesterday.

And I was doing these micro adjustments

going backwards and forwards, ramming the

back of the car into the hedge to get

leverage to be able to pivot.

Good thing I've gotten good at doing that.

I remember doing that the first time when

I was panicking doing Amazon Flex and I

got lost and I rammed the back of the car

into the mud bankment because it's like a

really tiny country lane and I hit it too

hard and it scared me a bit.

And I scuffed up the front and the back.

Yeah, 16-point turn.

I have become quite good at them now,

apart from that time when I went for the

house viewing and I scraped the side of my

car.

That was really hard though, because I

couldn't drive forwards more to get away

from the corner.

To do the turn, because if I kept going

forwards, I would have hit the house in

front of me.

I think what I should have done was

probably aborted it and gone back in and

gone back up and then try and get a better

angle.

It's really annoying.

I wish they would just make cars so they

would pivot on the spot, so the wheels go

like that and then you can just like spin

the car around.

That'll make life so much easier.

Sometimes I wish I could just pick my car

up and lift it.

It looks so tiny, sometimes I feel like I

could just pick— lift up the back and like

spin it.

How's the new kitten?

Yeah, he's really friendly.

He seems much more affectionate than

Pushkin.

I remember Pushkin when he was a kitten,

he wouldn't really

come over to you and cuddle and stuff, but

this one, he really likes

getting on your chest and rolling around.

He does that thing Pushkin does as well

where he spreads out on his back.

Yeah, Orange Cat's really affectionate.

This kitten is really loving.

He would just sit on my chest and fall

asleep.

One time he sat on my neck and he fell

asleep under my chin and he looked so

happy.

You can— cats don't really have like a

facial expression, but sometimes the way

their face looks, it looks like they're

smiling.

Like the way his eyes are closed.

Did you name him Donnie?

No, Sunny named him Rudy.

Like R-U-D-Y.

Rudy.

I don't know, that sounds like a woman's

name.

I said, what about Ruby?

She said that's a girl's name, but Rudy

doesn't exactly sound like a boy's name.

Rudy just reminds me of that

streamer on Twitch.

Do you remember Rudy in Japan?

He wasn't big or anything.

Done a decent car stunt while on delivery.

Handbrake turn, J-turn, wheelie, donut,

road head with Gibbo, either giving or

receiving, no judgment.

I did a wheel spin, got stuck in the mud

and I wheel span it.

I don't even know if my car can do a

handbrake turn because there's no

handbrake, it's just the electronic