moving apartments today

Testing.

Uh,

test day.

Okay, gonna do a quick stream before

I have to move out of my apartment today.

So I think I've got 4 plus 5,

maybe 6 hours.

Today we're moving out of the apartment,

we're going to this other place.

And my girlfriend seems really decided on

that place, and we haven't even gone to

She found this, this apartment last

minute, and we're going to see it today,

and we're also gonna move straight into it

today. We already packed our stuff

yesterday, so everything's in bags. We've

got so much stuff. I can't believe in just

one month we managed to gather all of this

food and junk and stuff. We've got like,

um, 7 plastic bags full of snacks,

and the fridge is still full of food, so

we need to move all the food out as well.

The fridge is nearly full of food because

we only went shopping a couple days ago.

She seems to really want to move into this

apartment. She says it has a laundry

machine and it's got free parking and it's

bigger.

And the only problem I see is it's kind of

high up, so I don't know if my SIM card's

gonna get good reception there. It'd be

kind of annoying. I spent all this money

on SIM cards and And then I don't even get

a good signal because we're living so high

up in the stupid sky.

Why is the game so laggy?

I think my computer's just struggling a

bit because it's waking up.

Things are escalating quickly. I guess so.

I can't believe it's been a month already

in this apartment. It feels like we only

just moved in yesterday.

It feels like I haven't even done anything

yet.

Made some videos, did some streams.

I don't like living up too high because it

feels like you're so far away from the

world and society. And also internet

connection from your phone is not great

because I think cell phone towers, they

point downwards towards the streets. They

don't really point upwards at apartment

blocks, do they?

I've got lots of stuff to do because I

haven't done any of the stuff I usually do

before starting a stream. I'm gonna drink

my coffee, I'm gonna brush my teeth,

gotta do my push-ups and then shower.

I think she's coming back at 4, so I

should end at 2 and then do

a bit of packing. I can't fit all my stuff

in my bag again because I bought clothing,

and I can't believe I brought some of the

clothing I brought, like the long sleeve

shirts. When was I ever gonna wear those?

I brought this thick woolly sweater as

well. Obviously never gonna wear that.

I didn't think for some reason that I

would end up just wearing t-shirts, but

Thailand is just so hot. You have to wear

a t-shirt, and even if you don't like the

way your body looks, you start to not care

anymore because the heat is so unbearable.

I don't really care if I look skinny

anymore because it's so hot. I'm not gonna

sweat myself. To death just because I'm

skinny.

Can your computer not handle streaming and

camera? It can, it's just, I don't know,

sometimes it has little hiccups where it

freezes for a couple seconds.

What was wrong with the original one?

Well, this new apartment that she's got

for me, or us, the rent is half the price

that I'm paying for this place. So this

place we're in now costs 20,000 baht a

month, which for Thai standards is

insanely expensive for a tiny apartment.

Any Thai person would never live in a

place like this for 20K a month. A place

like this should really cost about 11K a

month. So we're moving into another place.

It costs about 10K a month and it's bigger

than this place and has more things like a

wash— a laundry machine. But the problem

is I'm not going to be here after 2

months, so I'm not going to benefit from

this really cheap 10K a month price.

Because I'm gonna have to pay for

insurance and stuff and rent upfront for

the first payment. So I'm gonna pay like 3

months in the first month because stupid

apartment contract rules.

And then I don't know if I'm coming back

because, you know, you never know what's

gonna happen in Japan.

Might get back with Chihiro.

But I guess it's nice to know that if I do

want to come back, she's got her own place

now that I can just come and stay at.

And I might just leave a load of stuff

behind, like my thick woolly sweater I

might need if I go to Japan because it's

cold there now. But the LiveU Solo, I

don't know if I'm gonna keep the LiveU.

It's just a tiny box, but still. I want to

make room in my bag and I never use it.

And if I do IRL, I'd rather just stream

off my phone.

My bag's so full, I can't fit everything

into it. I haven't even got my laptop into

it. I think I'm just going to put my

laptop into a plastic bag and then put it

into a cart. My bag's already stuffed.

Just from stuff like my socks, my

underwear, my trousers.

For some reason, the game just seems a bit

weird today.

It's like a bit stuttery.

I want to finish the side quest today and

see if we can get a different ending.

So I'm gonna go and bang as many people as

I can, 'cause that River guy didn't wanna

talk to me on the phone 'cause I didn't

bang him. Call Rogue and ask her out.

Okay. I wanna quickly whiz through the

side quests, see if we can get a different

ending, and then call it a day on

Cyberpunk.

Where's Rogue?

Yesterday's ending was so miserable,

wasn't it? Can I phone Placide even though

he's dead? Slight mess will get sorted

with the codec thing.

You can phone dead people.

Nope, he's dead. Rogue.

Johnny wants to ask you Did I see

the apartment? She sent me some pictures,

but she said she thinks this one's gonna

be really good, and she's basically

decided that we're moving into it. It

looks fine, I guess. I don't really care.

It's not like I'm gonna be there for long.

Maybe I can look into some other visa,

like an education student visa.

Learn Thai, go to Thai school. Maybe I go

to Japanese school, get a student visa.

Oh, my Pokémon video is doing well. I

think this one might actually work. It

seems like timing is everything when

making these video game reviews. It

doesn't really matter about if the content

was good or not, although it helps.

Because I released my Pokémon video

literally the day before the game is

publicly released, people are searching

for reviews right now, and not many people

are putting reviews out unless you're IGN

or something. Because they don't have the

review codes. But if I get my review out

right before the game releases, seems like

there's a good chance for it to pick up

quite a lot of views. And I see a little

bump in the trajectory of the views it's

getting. I reckon it could do well. I

think it has potential. My God of War

video is way too late. I don't know what

went wrong with the Sonic one because that

should have worked as well. According to

my strategy,

seems like I have to get the review review

out the day before it comes out.

So hopefully that makes me some money

because my channel is already taking a

beating right now. Main channel videos are

not getting good views. The second channel

is basically just coasting off of the

Steam Deck video, which is still getting

views. Which is fine for now, but I don't

think it would last for much longer.

Maybe another month or 2,

but it's not going to keep getting views

forever. I need a new video to get views

again.

The second channel is way more fun than

the first channel because it's like

thinking, what video could get views? Is

it gonna work? Whereas the main channel

just gets the same rubbish views every

time. There's no excitement

there. Maybe you'll find some charm third

time around. I remember back in 2018,

making videos was exciting because I'd put

up some video about my wife and there

would be a possibility it could get like

100K views, and that was exciting. It's

not exciting when your stupid videos only

get like 6K views.

And there's not been a single situation

where my original video type of content

gets more views than it usually does, so

it just feels like it's a dead horse. I'm

just your driver. I could have told her

she looks amazing. I'm on a short leash.

New Warhammer 40K game coming out soon.

What's it called? Is it that Darktide

game? There's a lot of games on sale now.

Crisis 3 Remastered.

Bandai has a massive sale, but I don't

like Tekken. Never really liked Bandai

Where'd you go? Why is the game so skippy

and choppy?

Silver Pixel Cloud, your favorite place?

Once, probably. Haven't been there. I just

booted my computer up, should be fine.

Drive-ins went out of style a century ago,

but Silver Pixel's still hanging in there.

Sounds like a prime place for a date.

Thought so too, which is why I always feel

sad and empty when I finish a game and

then it just ends abruptly, and then you

can't go back to the world and continue

It's funny because before I finished the

game and I was doing these side missions,

I felt so bored listening to all this

stupid dialogue and having to listen to

these characters' sub-stories. But then

the game ended and I kind of missed them,

and I missed the side characters and

stuff. It's weird, it's like Being in a

relationship, when they're around you get

sick and tired of them, but then when

they're gone you kind of miss them. He

really does want to spend some time with

you. No hooks, no lines, no sinkers.

Right.

Oops.

Transition to Twitch full-time.

I kind of have. I think Twitch is more

fun, so I don't have to fake stuff and

say, recently I've been playing me me

me. I don't have to be like, so my

girlfriend said to me yesterday that she

doesn't like the smell of my penis.

I hate having to fake stuff, but making

YouTube videos is basically just faking

stuff and reading off a script most of the

time. Because you gotta plan what you say,

you gotta think of what you're gonna say,

and then you got to deliver the monologue.

And because you can edit the video, it

does like this psychological thing to your

brain where you think, well, because I can

edit it, it needs to be perfect. If I

stutter or mispronounce a word, I've got

to reshoot it. I got to make all my

sentences flow smoothly without any

pauses. So then you start trying

to be like a perfectionist delivering this

really good monologue because you can edit

it, and then you end up editing all the

little weird things like where you stutter

or leave awkward silences, and then it

just comes across as not natural because

you're just— it's like delivering a script

in front of a camera. But when you

livestream It's all natural. There's no

editing. You can't stop the video

and then redo it. It's all just live.

It's 100% real, and that's

just nice. I like it. I like not having

the option to be able to edit the video,

and you can just be yourself more.

Whereas videos, I feel like they're so

fake. It's just like putting on a

performance in front of a video. It

really— on a video, managed to shut the

whole thing down. Livestreaming is easier,

but it takes longer cuz you got to stream

for like 10 hours. All right, do your

thing. Plus you need energy to stream.

After a few hours I lose my energy and I

find it harder and harder to talk.

It's hard to keep the energy up. Maybe the

first 2 hours I can talk a lot, then my

tongue gets lazy.

I'm gonna miss this game when it's

completely done. It's got such nice little

things like the way you can zoom in on

random objects and it's actually got text

on it. I really appreciate that.

These little magazines, look at this.

Guide to the Net. Look, Rash Bartmoss,

that famous Netrunner guy. Little things

like that are nice.

Fashion and Technology magazine.

I like it when game developers put in that

attention to detail.

I really wish I streamed Elden Ring. I

play that so much and I really got into

it. I never streamed it apart from that

first stream, which was like a troll

stream I did on YouTube to bait the

Why I Hate Elden Ring viewers into

Wow, my Pokémon video is number 2 out of

10. Number 1 out of 10 is why the Switch

OLED is superior to the Steam Deck, but

that had a head start because it was being

boosted by the Steam Deck sucks video.

Maybe Pokémon's gonna overtake that one.

It's got, um,

40% views from YouTube search, which is

really good. I love it when you see a

little YouTube search traffic line just

going higher and higher. That's how you

get views on YouTube. You got to try to

manipulate the YouTube search thing.

That's, in my experience, that's the best

way to get views. In the past,

like my Why I Have No Friends video, that

went viral because of algorithmic things.

It wasn't YouTube search. It was like

being recommended to people.

People who are watching stuff like

depression and anxiety videos and no

friends, they were being recommended my

Why I Have No Friends video. But now my

new tactic is I try and bait people in the

YouTube search. People are searching for

reviews, I bait them with a negative title

like Do Not Buy.

Your thumbnails need work. How would you

say I need to improve it?

Because I think sometimes they're quite

good. Sometimes the text doesn't quite pop

out enough because the,

the image editor I use doesn't have an

option where you can put a colored border

around text. Only the PowerDirector

editing app lets you put a border around

text. But then I have to take a screenshot

to save the image. And for some reason on

Samsung, when you take a screenshot of

something, it turns the saturation

of the screenshot down. I don't know why

it does that. The color is not the same as

the original image. So then I screenshot

it and I have to boost the saturation back

up. It's really weird.

Find a way into the movie theater.

I might just Google the code. Blistering

Love.

Blistering Love door code is 0000.

Wait, where's my mouse cursor? Oh, there

it is. Oh wait, it didn't work.

Oh well, there you go. Well done.

Good old Google. Try and get the projector

started. I'll get us some seats. Sure

thing. Right, let's go check the

projector. Oh, I missed all this stuff.

That guy yesterday was right, I did miss a

lot of side quests. Gonna miss

Johnny. I want Johnny to like me. I didn't

like that ending because Johnny hated me

and then sulked and disappeared. Wow, it

looks like Fallout, doesn't it? This game

kind of makes me want to play Fallout

again. I have 180 hours on Fallout

4. Didn't realize I played it so much.

Get into the projection Booth.

I saw Dr Disrespect play Warzone 2 and

his livestream in the first 5 hours got

1.5 million views. I wonder how many

viewers he had live. I forgot about him

for a minute. Okay, looks like I found the

projector. I don't think I would like it.

What is Warzone 2? Get it up and running.

Is it just like battle royale version of

the new Call of Duty?

Uh,

am I gonna make a do not buy Poké— I

already made it, it's on my second channel

now. And if it gets good views, I'm gonna

make a why I was so wrong about Pokémon,

and then I'll say After playing Pokémon

Scarlet for a bit more, I realized I was

actually kind of wrong. The game is really

addictive, and I really love the direction

they've taken a new Pokémon game in.

Look at that. Last played Bushido 10.

Perfect. Looks like a spurt of runny shit.

V, we're at a drive-in. Movie's the last

thing we care about. Just want some

background noise, a little blood, tits,

gore, that sort of thing. Bushido will

give you that. All right, V, run along.

I'll take it from here.

What's he gonna do, take pills? Have fun,

crazy kids.

Grabbed us the best. This reminds me of

this silly conversation I had with my dad

one time. I said to my dad that the movie

screen is like a big TV,

when actually it's a projector projecting

an image onto a big screen. I can't

believe I used to think cinema screens are

actually like a big TV, like a big LCD

This is how you imagine this evening

going? Always knew things would have to

change for us to just go out and catch a

movie. Never imagined they'd change this

much. Let's pretend

it's 2015, huh? We just met Anime

Man is playing Pokémon. Yeah, I watched a

bit of it. The game looks rubbish. I don't

understand why people like Pokémon so

much. They just like to collect stuff.

They just want to run around the world and

collect everything. The gameplay looks

rubbish, like you just do turn-based

selecting moves. Is there any challenge in

the gameplay?

Okay, so it's 2015. I think people play

Pokémon not because it's challenging, but

because it's relaxing and scratches this

OCD itch.

I can romance her, do anything not to lose

you. Think I'd do Kerry. Who's Kerry? I do

everything in my power Johnny,

I— hey, hey, hey. Use red borders,

circle something in the video, text in the

pic, open mouth face. Yeah, I need to do

more like soy boy face for the thumbnails.

May as well just take one picture and use

the same pic for every single thumbnail.

Some YouTubers do that. They just take one

or two pics and then you see the exact

same face. In every thumb. The red

border thing could be a good idea. It does

make the thumbnail pop out a bit more.

It's funny how MrBeast keeps changing the

thumbnail. I don't see how that works,

because let's say you post a video and it

gets 8 out of 10, so you go, oh, I'll

change the thumbnail, and then it suddenly

goes, oh, 6 out of 10. But how do you know

if it's gone to 6 out of 10 because of the

thumbnail? You don't know, do you? Unless

you can have like 2 versions of reality,

one where you changed it and one where you

didn't change it, and the one where you

changed it clearly had an impact. What if

you just didn't change it and it went to 6

out of 10 anyway? So I don't see how that

works unless the views start going up

exactly when you change the thumbnail.

Then that could be an obvious sign that

it's going up because of the thumbnail.

I never tried doing that. All my

thumbnails are just my face looking sad.

All my thumbnails are the same. It's just

my face mid-sentence.

I don't know what I can do for a

thumbnail. Oh, I can kiss her. It's more

than I ever could have asked for. Why are

we just kissing this random granny? It

doesn't make any sense. I'm here on

borrowed time. Oh, we're Johnny. We gave

him the pill to take over our body.

This is weird. She's got like freckles and

stuff all over her skin. This is not

arousing. I don't even want to see

this. I think

I'm gonna mute it because this sounds just

kind of gross as well. If you want to

see a gilf getting smashed,

here's your chance. Are they gonna do it

on the car? Oh my God.

I think the sex scenes are being skipped.

It's like jump cutting around.

He's just doing it in broad daylight.

I hate sex scenes in games. I remember

playing The Witcher 3 and there were all

these sex scenes and it was just really

weird. And then I got really nervous my

mum might come into my room during one of

these stupid sex scenes.

Tried so hard to pretend nothing's

changed, to pretend How's Thailand? It's

pretty good so far, but I've

kind of lost interest in traveling around

Thailand.

I really like how cheap the rent is here.

£250 for a really nice apartment per

month. I can't believe it. And you get a

swimming pool, a gym.

This Apartment we're moving into today is

like 10 times better than the Manchester

apartment and only costs £250 a month.

It's insane.

I find it kind of lame how in

Thailand, if they find out you're a

foreigner, they charge you more money for

things. For example, we'd be trying to get

into some kind of park or attraction And

ready, I would stand back behind. My

girlfriend would go up to buy tickets and

she would try and lie to them and say that

I'm Thai. Sometimes it works and they'll

give us a cheap price. Sometimes they'll

look at me and, and think, no, he's not

Thai, and then they will refuse to give us

the cheaper price. So they'll charge me

double the price that they charge my

girlfriend for tickets. Or sometimes my

girlfriend doesn't even have to pay for a

ticket to get into like temples and stuff.

Guess things did not go swimmingly. This

feels wrong. Was gonna be

a nice night at the drive-in. Now she's

mad and won't tell me what about.

It'd be funny if you made your character

look like Johnny.

Any guesses? Remember Grayson, how they

spoke. Maybe I'll do a second playthrough

of the game, this time as a man, and then

make my character look like Johnny.

And then Johnny should realize that you

look like him, and then he should say

something like, wow, you really look good.

Did you figure out Rogue? No, Carrie.

Tell you once we're there. Movie was a

turd wrapped in crepe paper. What is

an isekai? I keep seeing that word on

Trash Taste. Is it like another

world? I know sekai means world, but what

does i mean? Isn't i like different,

like opposite or something?

I don't think I've looked up the word

isekai before. I'm guessing it's like

alternative world.

It's weird hearing my name in a video

game. Oh, they said Kerry. Meet Johnny

by North Oak sign.

How— 1K.

How do I get out of this place?

Wow, this is sad. Look at the old cars

here just rusting.

This place looks like it's from the '50s.

Bushido X.

Fade to black. Tim Kelly. Steven Johnson.

Ouch. Oh,

it's this way.

Why can I lock the door? Look, it says

press R to lock,

unlock.

It's weird. Do I think

Tattoo Chef is going under $1? I can't

believe it's $2 something. What is it now?

I can't believe Jeremy put $1.7 million

into Tattoo Chef and he bought it at

around $15. His average cost

must be like $15 on it. And now is— oh

my God, it's down more aftermarket.

$2.30. Jesus. I wouldn't

be surprised if they went bankrupt and

delisted.

I don't know why he had so much confidence

in Tattooed Chef. There's like a million

different plant-based foods. A lot of them

taste terrible. Even the most popular one,

Beyond Meat, who has deals with McDonald's

and Domino's Pizza, even they aren't doing

that great.

I wonder how much money he's lost. Also,

his other picks were all the same kind of

stocks, like Revolve Group. Wasn't he also

telling people to get FTX?

I think they were all saying FTX is a— an

amazing thing when whatever. That Graham

Stephan guy as well, Andrei Jikh. I think

they all took money from FTX to promote

it.

I don't know how anyone can take anything

they say seriously anymore. I stopped

watching those stock YouTubers. They're

all a bunch of idiots. The ones you have

to be most careful about are like the

really super positive guys.

Because they're so charismatic and

you get carried away with their

positivity, and then you just think, wow,

this guy has so much confidence in this

stock, he must be onto something. I think

the negative people are better to listen

to, like the people like

Peter Schiff who keep saying recession's

coming and everything's going to Become

terrible. I like that Asian guy. Clear

value, clear tax value. I think he's good.

This ought to work.

Well, so why are we here exactly? Heard

Kerry got himself a bucket mansion here.

Done well. Where'd you hear anything about

Kerry? I like Beyond Burger. I actually

think it tastes better than real beef.

It's just expensive. It's more expensive

than actual beef. I thought the whole

point of plant-based food was to be a

replacement for meat, but then why is

actual meat more— more cheaper? I mean,

cheaper than the fake meat.

The fake stuff should be cheaper than the

real stuff.

Or boot me out of the band.

Bash of the Titan Visionaries. Problem

with Care was he had a dick, meaning I

wasn't interested. But he was missing the

balls. Only posed as a rebel to fit in.

Actually desperate not to step on any

toes. Arasaka's especially.

I think in Cyberpunk You get along

any better with the rest of the band?

They have these— they

use crickets and worms for a lot of the

food. Treated us all like sex scavenging

halfwits, which was kind of true for Henry

actually. Tried to get with Denny. Thing

was, those two rarely shared the same

state of consciousness at once. So I gotta

hit Carrie's digs. Look around, critique

the drapes. Know what they're writing

about him? He's depressed, attempted

suicide. What, really worried he wants to

hurt himself? Who knows. Either way,

could give him some pointers. Meaning you

want to go in person? Gotta hand you the

reins again. Yes, behaved myself

last time, didn't I? I think I warrant

another furlough. For good behavior.

First Rogue, now Carrie. Who's next

on the list of conjugal visits? Nobody.

Just so happens the list of people I

consider friends and who are still alive

is pretty damn short. Exactly why I need

to talk to Carrie. Imagine 50 years after

you died, there's still people in the

world that you know. That'd be weird.

Okay, but I want to know what you plan to

do. I wouldn't know anyone 50 years later

unless my sister's still alive. How you

plan to tell him it's you? Could be

dealing with some real personal shit right

now. Might not be the best time to mess

with his head. VKare was always dealing

with personal shit. That's why, in spite

of everything else, we got along. Don't

worry, I'll play it by ear sensitively.

First things first, we got to get into

that house. Okay, just let me know when

you want to take the wheel.

Enter Kerry's property. I think

I've got some in my inventory.

Where is it? Dried meat.

I wish they actually had— oh, it does.

Curiosity killed the cat. You don't know—

you don't want to know what killed this.

And you got Easy Beef, synthetic meat.

You're in for a treat.

Ham and cheese sandwich, sin ham and

cheese flavored paste.

Escargot, snails, 100% animal,

100% legal.

Hollow Bites grape pie,

mint pie in a bag, locust pepperoni

pizza.

Cat food. You can eat the cat food.

Oh wow, look at this car. I could buy it.

I've got half a million credits.

Should I just start blowing my money?

Look at this, it's got a massive hole in

the front. It's a weird-looking car.

Might as well just use my money.

Cars are the most expensive thing you can

use your money on. Look at the interior.

Whoa, looks old.

It looks really long as well.

I like how in the future they think cars

are not going to have any windows and it's

just going to use purely cameras to tell

you what's going on outside. That must

be some pretty good camera tech to

be as good as just looking out of glass.

I guess the structural integrity of the

car would be stronger if it didn't have

windows. Maybe that's the thinking behind

it. Who are they? Oh, Militech.

There's not really any quests that get you

into the whole Militech stuff. It's all

about Arasaka.

Sucker.

They have windows, but it's only

transparent from one side. Oh,

I thought it was just metal and then they

had cameras. To create like a screen

inside. I guess that could work.

It's like you can have a mirror that you

can see out of from one side. Imagine

having that for a car window.

I don't think it's legal. Uh-oh.

Wow, it's got a swimming pool. Go

swimming.

Oh, it's not fun shooting robots. I want

to shoot people. When is

the DLC coming out?

Hope it was expensive at least.

Something's got to justify this level of

tacky.

Wow. Oh fuck, cookie cutter crap straight

from a catalog. Doubt this. And pizza.

Always ate out. Always.

Find Kerry in his villa. I thought Kerry

is a girl's name.

Can you imagine if this was your bedroom?

You wake up and you got this view.

Although he's tracking the stock market.

I would love to see the stock market in

2077.

It would be so interesting.

Looks like he's showering alone too.

Good thing, believe me. Okay, leave the

rest to me. I'll get him out of there.

Drop one of Misty's special pills. Let's

go. Okay, okay.

Why does Johnny keep wanting to take over

Oh, he's gonna play the guitar.

Now let's see which are up for show and

which are actually strumable.

Who the fuck? Keep playing.

All right,

Gary. He knows I'm Johnny. No,

no. That is some fucking joke.

Hang on, what did Silverhand tell me

before you— Would I like to take over a

woman's body? Yes. I bet you know what I'd

do. Get undressed, make some OnlyFans.

Answer me.

Wait, I can hear someone.

Well, just a cleaner. Told you to leave,

Samurai. Go your own way. Clearly I was

right, as I often am.

Johnny fucking Silverhand.

Fuck. I mean, how?

Surprise, motherfucker.

What? It's not very nice.

Okay, weren't expecting me. I get it.

Oh, fucking contraire. Been waiting 50

years to do that. So you

changed a bit. Nice rack. Sporting a new

style?

Yeah, kind of. What about you? Shit,

Johnny. Oh man, I need a drink.

All right, come on, tell me,

why do you look like a small-time

kleptopunk from the afterlife? Is my

girlfriend still suspicious? I don't think

she is. She seems pretty happy.

As you tell me what you've got in your

throat. Always did complain I couldn't

carry a tune. Nice place. Ain't seen much

of it yet. Moved in

after the fourth album came out. All sold

well, apparently. Fuck you, Judy.

Johnny, don't even start. Isn't he

upset I blew up all these robots? Shit.

With Arasaka? Mornings I record at their

studio, then evenings Yuri pops over for a

little neighborly cookout. Hmm. And who'd

you really sign with? MSM Records.

Another pillar of society. Come on,

sit down with me. Tell me where you've

been all this time. Steel yourself

for a long story. I just really want it to

be tragic, sad as all fuck over all those

years, because if I hear you spent them

with the Nomads— open road, wind in your

hair— plot twist, Johnny is the bad guy

and he uses your body to take over the

game. I think that's one of the endings.

You let Johnny take over, and then V

disappears, and then Johnny gains control

of your body, and then he goes back to

Night City. It's one of the endings.

Johnny, listen, judge for yourself.

Oh fuck, remember the one damn time

I Henry showed up sober and clean as a

whistle. Uh-huh. And played absolute

tripe. At least Danny was happy.

Who's that? Louise,

the ex-wife. The what? You're kidding.

How long did it last? Hey, too long.

But don't worry, it worked out well. For

her. Gave her my house in Tokyo, cars,

kids. Yeah, worked out

pretty well for you too then.

Still in touch with the gang? Just Nance.

Changed her name to Bess Isis.

Works for N54 News.

Good Track down Denny and Henry if you

Maybe get together, you know. I thought

they'd all be dead by now. How's everyone

he knew still alive?

Wouldn't they be like 80 years old now?

One gig, play some dive where nobody plays

us. I mean,

got my reputation to think about.

All right, let's do it. Fuck yeah!

Okay, send you Nancy's number in a sec.

I'll go after Henry and Daddy. I'm not

there, but Figure it out with me. Sure.

You two get along? Not lately, no. No,

Johnny doesn't like me.

Johnny only likes me 40%. Synergy.

Looks like Johnny finally took it a notch

down.

I didn't realize this was your

relationship with Johnny.

Johnny, you okay?

No. Ah, so you must be V.

Johnny mentioned something like this might

happen. You two have fun at least.

That a hint of disapproval I hear?

Just sit tight for a bit. Rest.

Don't worry about a thing. The hell

is this concert thing? Did you hear that?

Gets sharper as the pills wear off. So,

want to see Samurai live? Probably won't

get an chance.

Okay, calling Nancy. Fuck yeah,

nice! Maybe Johnny will like me if I do

his band thing.

Oh, beautiful butterfly Kerry emerging

from his silky samurai crypt.

I think if I died and then it was 50 years

later and I came back, the only thing

I'd be curious about is what happened to

Mila. Is she still alive? What does she

look like now she's a 78-year-old woman?

Can you imagine Mila when she's like 70?

Shriveled up, wrinkly shark tattoo.

Maybe she's covered in tattoos by the time

she's 70.

Nancy— I mean, Bess.

Bess Isis. No, this is her underpaid,

underappreciated Assistant Steven,

N54 News. How can I help?

Wanna talk to Bess? She's not here.

Yeah, she has a massive shark tattoo on

her chest above her boobs,

and then she was telling me she was gonna

get more tattoos when we were together,

and I just— I couldn't hold back and I

said, more tattoos? I said it in this

really disapproving tone, and she was

like, yeah, I'm not done yet, in this

really annoying tone. Calling from Kerry

Eurodyne's residence. Cool,

but best still isn't— That's what I hate

about Western girls. Why do they love

tattoos so much? It's like they get

addicted to it. They get one or two and

then they want more and then more. They

end up having a massive sleeve or

something. Got a bad feeling,

V. Think we better head to the Tong tent.

Have you seen PewDiePie's tattoos? It's

just like a random assortment of random

drawings just on random parts of his body.

It looks weird. There was like

no design concept. That went

into the thinking of the tattoo designs

and where to put them. Oh, thanks Tian

Citadel for subbing.

That sub goal doesn't move or update.

I have to manually update it.

Let me

see Streamlabs widgets.

Broken. So I have to end it and then type

There you go.

If a woman has tattoos, she immediately

becomes less attractive to me. Yeah, I

think the same. I've never seen a tattoo

and thought, wow, she looks so hot because

of this tattoo.

I don't mind if it's like a little wrist

or ankle tattoo. Hey Jude, just like a

tiny little symbol.

I can romance Judy as well. Funny, was

just thinking about you. So do I got

amazing timing, or are you always thinking

about me? You know, I could be cursing

your name in my thoughts. Oh hey, I'm just

Glad you remember me at all, cuz I got a

favor to ask. Ask away.

Hello, roundabout. The roundabouts gave me

such a nightmare during driving lessons.

Not in your company. Oh my God, you have

no idea. What's up? You're on a

need-to-know basis, so this particular

mission don't require you to have no gun,

just a wetsuit. Gotta say,

I'm intrigued. Why the wetsuit?

Can't back out now. Just gonna have to use

your imagination. She's flirting. Really

know how to reel me in, don't you? Ain't

seen nothing yet.

Am I gay in the game? Well, if I was a

woman, I'd like to be a lesbian. All right

then, count me in. I did have sex with a

male hooker in Japantown. I believe

it when I see it. Damn out past Rancho

Coronado, know it? Sure, what about it?

Little, uh, abandoned bungalow lakeside.

She wants to meet at an abandoned

bungalow. We're gonna go swimming.

Sounds like a plan. See you there.

So I'll talk about the roundabouts. It was

like this: you'd be approaching a

roundabout, and then he would say, look

ahead at the roundabout to see what's

coming around the roundabout. And I used

to think, what's the point? Because by the

time we get to the roundabout, whatever I

see going around the roundabout won't be

there anymore. And I'd be thinking,

Okay, I need to slow down. I'm gonna

change gear to 2nd or 3rd. And then he'd

always moan if I changed gear because my

default mindset was I'm gonna change down

gear every time I approach a roundabout

because I might have to slow down.

But he didn't want me to do that. He

wanted me to approach the roundabout in

the gear I was in, look, and then decide

if I need to slow down or not. And then

change gears. And that really messed up my

roundabout thinking because I'd

be trying to figure out what to do with

the gears, but then I also got to look

right. And then sometimes you'd look,

look like this and you couldn't see what's

coming around because there'd be a hedge

or fence. So you'd come up and I'd be

looking this way to make sure the car was

was lined up properly and on the line,

and then he'd be saying, look right, not

forwards. But I'm trying to get the car in

the right place first, and then I look

right, see if anything's coming around,

and then I would stop. But he didn't like

it when I stopped. He'd say, keep going.

Then you would go around,

and then if you're taking the first exit,

you stay on the left lane. If you're going

on The second exit, or going turning

right, you'll stay to the right lane, and

then you count exit 1,

2— stupid game, they drive on the wrong

side— and then you approach the exit

you're gonna take, and then you've got to

do center and left mirror, and then turn

into the left lane, and then exit

the roundabout. I hate roundabouts.

It was so stressful.

Anyway,

back to the game.

I have to brush my teeth and shower soon.

I'll just drive to the next place first.

Ah,

this car's

so hard to drive.

I missed the exit.

Whoops.

Oh, can kill these people. Watch this

double headshot. Did you see that?

I like the way you can shoot through

multiple heads.

Far gone, starting to come together. No

media would ever go for the ton.

You drive like a maniac. I can drive okay

with the SUV, but not with the muscle cars

because they drift so much and they skid

everywhere when you're trying to turn.

Okay, I need to brush my teeth and get

ready a little bit.

No, I get way less viewers on Twitch when

I don't announce on YouTube that I'm

streaming. I wonder why.

It's like people only watch the stream on

Twitch if I announce it on YouTube. Why

can't they just follow me on Twitch so I

don't need to announce on YouTube?

I'll brush my teeth and shave quickly,

and then I'll be back. Maybe 5 minutes.

Do my push-ups.

Oh, have to bring the laundry in as well.

Trigger ads. Yeah, I might put some ads

on. I can't because I already just— it

says you recently ran an ad, you must wait

to run another.

What is guest star? It says starts guest

star. It says I can bring a guest onto

stream.

Oh,

35 push-ups.

No, I was doing push-ups, not in the

Ah,

let me make a YouTube community post,

see if I can get more viewers.

Um, last, last day. No,

moving out with girlfriend to

new apartment. People are gonna think I'm

streaming us moving out on Twitch.

Moving out with girlfriend to new

apartment today. Going to stream on Twitch

first. People might think it's clickbait.

Well, it is, but what you gonna do?

I have to put ex-wife or girlfriend in

every single title.

And then make the bed,

and I need to shave quick.

Have a shave-o.

What is this stream? I'm just getting

ready quickly. It will take me 5 minutes.

I don't have much time because we're

moving out today. I want to stream

because, because the weekend is going to

be tomorrow, so I can't do anything

because she'll be here. Today's my last

Okay, back to gaming,

and then in 1 hour I think I'll have a

quick shower, and then I'm ready to go.

That's all I need to do. Brush teeth,

shave, push-ups, shower, get dressed.

Bing bala bong.

Isn't weed legal in Thailand? I think it

is. My girlfriend bought cannabis

oil. She said she's scared to try it.

What do you do with cannabis oil? Just

drink it? Enter the Totem

Tans. Wow, I can't believe I missed all

this. By doing the ending yesterday.

Who are these people?

What is this place?

Like your style,

minimalist. You sound chrome just like

that. Totem. Start moving. Fuck yeah!

Third floor. Press the button. Well,

my fingers are numb.

Come on, up you go.

Hear that? Tonight is today.

All right guys, this one I like.

Go on, you'll blend in, no problem.

Can find a way to handle anyone.

Fuck. We survived Royce. No fucking way.

I'll deal with her too. Remember that tape

from All Foods? That's the Rimbo who did

Royce. No, no, no, no, no, no. Wouldn't be

that stupid to show up here. You the one?

Yeah. What, anyone actually boo-hoo when

he went? Look at this, a chance at a nick

in the barrel. Get the fuck out now!

That's the All Foods. I'm not blind.

What do you want? Watch out for that.

That's Isis. Mean anything to you?

You work with her? No, just gotta talk.

Heard she's here. What if you drink the

entire bottle? It's like a tiny little

bottle of cannabis oil.

I'll take Does it make you go high?

To be honest, should be thanking you.

For what? Getting Royce out of the way.

It was about time. How was Ty girl

yesterday? She was in a good mood. No

problem, anytime. It's weird, 2 days ago

she was crying and sad and Yesterday she

was laughing and happy. Girls are all over

the place emotionally. She had

a nice phone call with her friend, so that

put her in a good mood. And then she's

happy about the new apartment because it's

nearer to her work and it's cheaper.

She said it feels like we're homeless

because we don't have a place to live,

even though she has a house.

How can a homeowner be homeless? It's so

funny.

Wouldn't mind playing this venue.

This is Johnny's kind of place.

Really looks stupid.

I already said I— Music

media, yeah, you said. How about we mix it

up? You tell us who really sent you. The

Tinos? Corpo suits? Why,

fuck's sakes, would they? You tell me.

How in the fuck you search her tundra that

she still managed to call for him? Shit,

that's Nancy. Did a number on

her. Who's Nancy? I didn't call anyone up.

I don't even know her. But we do, and we

won't have history repeating itself.

Oh my God,

why am I stuck on something? I can't move.

Look, I can't move. I'm stuck on this

barrel.

Thanks. Let's get her out of here.

So close.

Carrie Uradine sent me. Carrie?

Fuck, I do not get this. Uh-uh. Must have

spent too much time with Paranoid Patty in

there. It's about Samurai. Talk later,

okay? Right. Let's delta.

Follow me. I'll get us out of here.