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I'm gonna try and get rid of this bed today.

I'm not gonna put covers on it, I'm gonna get rid of the bed.

Oh my God. Yeah, my mum put this other bed in here when I was gone.

She said I couldn't move it.

I could barely move all night. Pushkin was sleeping on my legs the whole night.

Okay.

Hmm, I can't really stream downstairs when everyone's there.

My mum doesn't mind being on stream, but the others probably do.

Try and get rid of this bed, I guess.

There's nothing to grab onto.

Boom! It wouldn't be too hard to move if it wasn't for this. If I can unscrew this.

I need a screwdriver, or maybe I use these.

Need a screwdriver.

How about that?

Done.

Oh, I got it.

No, watch party is the category that doesn't make any money.

I got one.

Oh, I've got drawers in here.

That's my jumper.

Wait, take off the drawer first. Can't be one way because it's heavy. One at a time.

Wow, no place.

Wait a minute, wait, no place there.

Help me, help me.

No, take these drawers out first, one at a time.

She don't know how to turn it. My thing, take another drawer out. So like that, push slowly.

Okay, take that drawer out.

Don't break my thing.

Gentle. Come on, it's not coming out.

Oh no. Yeah, I wonder why.

Hold that bit.

Wait,

pull.

Okay, wait a minute. You got to now lift like that and you carry that.

You

got it? Yeah. Wait, wait, what?

Wait, let me rest my head. Go very slowly.

And then

Okay.

Oh, look

at that,

so much better.

Jesus, makes such a big difference.

I don't know why you've got to bring a whole bed up here. I mean, you can just look, look, there's a temporary mattress here. Like, if you have a second person sleep, you just pull this out, they can sleep on the floor. I don't know why you need a permanent bed up here. Stupid idea.

Dumbest idea I've ever seen.

Now if you desperately need to sleep 2 people up here, just pull out the mattress and put it on the floor. Why don't you just get a fucking hotel like a normal person? Fucking idiot staying in my bedroom. Fuck on my bedroom.

How many people were shopping into the house where you need to turn my bedroom into a double single?

Bedroom. I need to go book a hotel. There's one like 10 minutes away,

the one I dumped Pierre at. Holiday Inn. Fuck out my bedroom.

Fucking people

ruin my bed— bedroom feng shui.

This is the video making area. And this is the chair area, not sleeping 2 people.

Only time there's going to be 2 people sleeping in this room is if there's a girl in my bed with me. Otherwise, get the fuck out.

It's not my— you think I've got a yellow suitcase? It's not my yellow suitcase.

Only women use a suitcase like that. Real man uses a backpack and all he brings is his toothpaste, toothbrush, a shaver, some underwear and socks, and his electrical chargers.

It's only women bring a whole suitcase with their makeup and stuff.

God, look at the state of this carpet. I'm gonna have to vacuum it.

If I was alone, I'd just chuck this downstairs.

Take those drawers down, maybe.

Go back in there, go back in there,

go back to go to this point because this plate got to be facing Up. Okay, coming slowly, stretch furniture. Now you go down slowly on 6 to 7. Yeah, it's not heavy. Yeah, carry it then. I bring it up all by myself.

You brought it up yourself? Yeah. Wait, I thought they fixed it out here. Okay, sir, I will help when you watch. No, you don't come very often now.

It's not like before.

Done it. However,

maybe I'll mute it, otherwise you're going to moan about Vacuum sound.

Mute or not mute? You can mute it yourself, I guess.

Oh, no one vacuumed in here for months. All the cat hair.

I don't

know

how people could be so untidy.

I

swear the house looks so much better when I'm here. It's like no one vacuums.

Everywhere's just covered in bits.

Oh,

look at that, so much nicer.

Memories of 2013, 2014, '15, '16 coming back.

The room must be restored

to origin. Where's my penis lamp? I don't know why people started calling it a penis lamp, it's more like a mushroom lamp.

Look

at

that.

Beautiful, beautiful.

What's that?

What's this? What's that? Oh, you remember the hair clip?

Classic, classic hiding in my room.

Okay, so many blankets and pillows though.

Oh God, look at the hair from Pushkin last night.

Jeez, I need a lint roller. I bet they don't have a lint roller.

Boom! Oh yeah, getting the vibes back again now.

Ah, so much better.

This chair is not as good as my, my gamer chair.

My sister said, why am I moving stuff around if I'm going back to my house in a few days?

Because I don't want to be sleeping in a dump

for even one more day. I have standards.

Wow, I've got 5K views on my iPhone Air video.

It might make

$12.

CPM is really low recently. I don't know why I'm getting like 6 or 7

CPM. I only got 6 CPM for the unboxing. Should have been like 8 or 10.

Yeah, they were complaining about getting less views, but I don't think they mentioned CPM.

Maybe YouTube running out of money.

I made $100 on Kick yesterday. My YouTube streams currently make $22.

The good thing about YouTube stream is after you end the stream, people watch it and you make more money. From the VOD, but you don't make more money from the VODs on Kick. Who's gonna watch the VOD anyway on Kick? 12 hours endless sitting around doing nothing content. You can just watch the current stream to watch the

same thing,

whereas on YouTube people think they're watching like an update video.

I watched a little bit of that Smooshy Wooshy guy who made a video about me a few months ago. The guy's fucking cringe.

He's just like giggling and laughing like a little girl the whole time because we kind of look similar, but we don't really. Like, he's got a very chiseled square face. He looks more like Clark Kent. It's just we, we both wear glasses and we both have similar hairstyle where it's like dark and bushy and a bit of

a side parting. That's it. Our faces look nothing alike. I got round nose, thick lips, Asian eyes. He's got like thin lips and a square jaw. He doesn't look anything like me. And he's like sitting there, it's like

Oh, he looks like me. Shut the fuck up, you fucking loser.

Fucking moron calling me a psychopath. He's like, this psychopath YouTuber is my doppelganger. Shut the fuck up, fucking fuckface.

Don't look anything like me. You wish you looked like me. You wish you looked like this bitch.

I look way better than he does.

He looks like twink Clark Kent.

All these fucking morons making videos about me, like that Ray Like Sunshine guy. Needs to wash his greasy ass hair.

This new wave of morons making videos about me, they all suck. The Turkey Tom looks like a weirdo too. What a bunch of fucking weirdos. It's all Turkey Tom's fault. He started it, and then all these other morons jumped on, made videos about me as well.

Hate these people.

It's like, oh, he's a psychopath and he had chlamydia. Oh, what, you never had STDs, bro? Because you're incel loser, can't get any girls.

What does having chlamydia have anything to do with being a psychopath? Loads of people get chlamydia. It's like the most normal, common STD to get.

And it wasn't even my fault, it was the chlamydia girl's fault. She gave it to me, didn't she?

She didn't disclose to me that she was sleeping around. If the roles were reversed, they'd all be blaming me, saying, oh, I didn't disclose to her that I was sleeping around, and it was my fault I didn't use a condom. But if the girl does it, it's like no one says it's her fault, do they?

And she's the one who actually spread it, and then I get labeled as the one who's spreading it. It's fucking ridiculous. I didn't spread it to anyone. I got it from her. I didn't give it to anyone else.

Ah,

whatever.

Okay, next job, clean the car.

Is anyone else not able to go onto OnlyFans?

It doesn't open. It says can't reach this page.

It doesn't open.

Look at my stocks and shares ISA, up 4%. I'm up £200.

Bet you're jealous.

If you're jealous, remain silent.

Yeah, I knew.

Maybe I got banned on OnlyFans. I can't access it. I keep refreshing it, it says this site can't be reached, took too long to respond.

Na na na na na, na na na na na. Oh wow wow.

Where's that clip from the loft yesterday?

Whoa, look at that spider!

Whoa, look at that one!

Should I suck it up?

This long little body.

I don't want spiders around.

They leave cobwebs everywhere, make a mess,

and they don't even catch these annoying flies that buzz around.

Oh, fuck off, fucking fly! Oh my God, why buzzing around my face?

I didn't realize it was so big up here.

Should I just— it's 50 minutes long messing about in the loft.

What should I call it?

Well, this is the gym. I didn't realize it was so big up here. Exploring A secret loft with my mum.

No, that's my steering wheel there.

19-inch color monitor. Why is the box— oh, whoa, look at that spider! Right,

uh, the spider bit was disgusting. God, the spider was huge.

Oh my God, should I put it on YouTube? Probably get like 2K views, won't it?

6 gigabytes? What? How is it so big?

I'm gonna edit it down.

Oh well.

Mm-hmm.

It wishes wet. Is it cracking here?

Vietnamese leader.

In our minds, with precision,

Vietnam

might cut off the last 20 minutes.

Look through my granddad's stuff. What's he going at?

Dances from South America.

Where's that letter?

Imagine my granddad ever thinking that nearly 100 years later his personal letters will be on YouTube. I guess once you're dead you don't really care anymore.

This is from South America.

Tell me, where's my dad's birthday? It's not in there.

I think it would be helpful if you could meet my eldest son and talk things over.

I see him. Wait.

Okay, can't you hear me? What?

Closer here.

So just now you're banging somewhere down there.

Export.

Uh, 2 gigabytes. Uh, make quality lower. 1.9 gigabytes,

720p. People keep asking why I upload in 720p. It's because if I don't, the file size is massive. It takes ages to upload.

1.2 gigabytes,

still pretty big.

Quality low.

Maybe I'll post it overnight.

I put the iPhone Air into, uh, power saver mode. It's still at 100% battery since 9 o'clock in the morning.

Hmm, I might go vacuum my car, my car, my car, and pump my tires up.

I hope I don't have a slow puncture again.

Why else would it be leaking air though?

Stupid tires.

Ah, the Norwegian server took £7 out of my bank account.

Some random guy in Norway who set up this server

stealing my money. I wonder how much money he makes off it.

I might do a bit more vacuuming. There's cat hair all over the carpet.

No.

I did.

Oh God, oh,

my legs hurt from the football yesterday. My hip joints, ligaments are all, um, achy.

Oh, all right,

what else we doing? I've got to do the gaming video, iPhone Air gaming performance, at some point.

Exporting my video from yesterday.

I don't know if I post it now or would it slow down my stream.

1 gigabyte. Probably take like an hour.

Day in the life of famous YouTuber.

Bee livery is completely dead here. There's nothing, nothing to take.

Oh, there's one available now.

They want one B&H Gold 20-pack to West Morning, £15. Rubbish.

I forgot, is West Malling nice or not?

22 minutes, about an hour's work, get there and get back. £15.

No, no

way.

Is that next to the Amazon warehouse? Oh, it is. Oh, it is next to Amazon warehouse.

Imagine buying one singular pack of cigarettes. At least buy 20. So I don't understand smokers. They know they're going to get the same cigarettes every time. They just buy one at a time. Why don't you just get like a 50-pack and then you're good for a year or something.

Only buy one pack at a time.

Imagine buying it off BeLivery as well, pay massive markup.

Buy it in bulk. It's not like you're going to— maybe they think, oh, I'm just going to get— if I— yeah, they say this, if I buy 5 packs, I'll end up smoking them all at once.

You got no self-control.

How about just don't smoke it all at once then?

They get stale. Really? I didn't know they do that.

See, vapes never go stale and they last for months,

and you can smoke it inside because it's just vapor. It's not going to stain the walls or anything or make the room stink.

Put them in the fridge. Put them in a container, airtight container.

Ah.

I wonder if this IV cam would work when I'm outside.

It worked when I was up in the loft.

Whoa,

whoa.

Yesterday I made

$97.

Did Asmongold's dad die? He made a video called About My Dad, but I didn't watch it, and the thumbnail was like a picture of him when he was young with his dad. I'm guessing his dad died.

But no one's gonna say, oh look, he's profiting off of his dead dad, like they did with me.

Tour of Harrogate.

I wouldn't mind getting a Cornish pasty. Apparently the Cornish pasties in Kent aren't proper Cornish pasties.

The ones I'm used to, the slit is on the top and and they're fluffy and flaky. Apparently that's not a real Cornish pasty. A real Cornish pasty is on its side with a slit on the side, and it— the pastry is supposed to be hard and not flaky and fluffy. Those are gross. It's not what I was

used to.

I know, I'm scared of going into Llandudno or Harwich. I still have memories of getting bullied, or chavvy kids being racist to me.

Yeah, well, I still got bullied at the train station back in 2022. Stupid chavvy kids threw a stick at me and then made fun of my eyes.

Bunch of— pack of hyenas.

What can I do?

If I beat them up, their dad's gonna come after me. Big 6-foot beer bully builder dad's gonna come up after me.

Can't hit a kid, can you?

It's not fair. They can attack me, I'm not allowed to attack them back.

And also, they don't think I'm 36. They think I'm like a teenager or early 20s. They don't see me as a man, like an adult.

They see me as this nerdy-looking Asian geeky guy.

Richard Hammond's daughter is way better looking than that Harriet girl.

The Harriet girl's not bad looking, but she's got a double chin.

How come none of them have sons? Clarkson has a daughter as well.

James May doesn't have any kids, does he?

The problem with living at home is if I do anything silly or reckless, my mum gets mad. Because I do kind of damage stuff and break things, don't I? Like, I nearly stood on the printer yesterday getting into the loft. I heard her moaning about me to my sister about the printer.

I wasn't actually gonna step on the printer. Come on, I was just resting my foot on it.

She seems very nervous when I do anything because she thinks I'm gonna damage something.

Since when do I ever damage anything? Look at the state of my car— pristine.

Very nice outside, bit windy.

Damn, gold's ripping. Oh God, I feel sick. Nicotine overdose. I'm up 9% on my gold.

I noticed my mom also does that gagging sound. She goes—

I think I picked it up from her.

Jesus, 37 viewers. Where the fuck is everyone?

Maybe cleaning my car will get the viewers up.

Okay.

This

is great.

Uh, maybe I need my car keys.

Oh, cold.

I don't know if it's going to work out here.

Is

it streaming?

Damn, my car looks good. The red really pops out the green and blue.

Oh, I don't know why they make the inside of the car carpet so hard to clean the bits out.

It's not disconnecting. What are you talking about?

I don't understand why he's saying the stream's not ended.

Why do you think the stream's off? It's on, look. Why do you think the stream's off? It's on, look. Fucking idiots.

Oh, you people are so fucking stupid.

Like, why do you think the stream ended?

You guys are so dumb.

Hmm,

such a mess around the back.

Why have they made the inside of the car out of fabric where all the bits get stuck? So hard to clean.

Mm-hmm.

I made

a damn thing out of a bit of dirt stuck in the fabric. Stupid idea. Why not just make out of rubber or something?

I think

I

was the most annoying material ever.

Yeah, it looks way nicer now.

Look, could do with a lint roller now. It'll clean all the mud.

Where's my mud daddy?

Audio, let me fix it.

Testing. Is it fixed?

Testing. Right, the crackling audio. Red screen. Choose your pet.

Okay, I switched to IRL mode then. Hold on.

Testing,

testing.

Now we get flickering grey screen, but Audio should be better now.

How is it now?

Fantastic. How is it now?

You know what I might do? I just go straight to Kick Live without using the laptop, maybe.

Testing.

So I'm not using my laptop anymore. I'm just streaming.

Adjusting, adjusting.

So I'm not using my laptop anymore.

I'm on the stream.

Is it better?

Put the bitrate down.

How's that?

Be funny if just doing this fixes all the problems.

It seems like it. I don't want to jinx it

because now I'm not streaming from the laptop.

Lots rusting. Yeah, it seems better so far. He's cut out all the middle bits like the Norwegian server, my laptop, streams straight to Kick.

It's funny that having disconnects Protection actually makes it disconnect more.

Well, but MagSafe, MagSafe on the air. It seems better, doesn't it? It's not doing the flickering. I'm a genius.

Oh.

So is

it better?

All problems fixed just by not using my convoluted setup.

It says you're not doing bonding. There's no bonding thing. Or is there? I don't see the network speeds at the top.

Oh, whatever.

I don't want this cardboard anymore.

I used to put this in the back to protect the fabric, but it's good.

Oh.

It's really annoying getting the vacuum in and out. I go in, unplug it, put it out the window, come back out, wind it up, go back in.

So

what now? I've got to pump my tires. I don't know which tire is flat.

I bet it's the, um,

29. Um, what PSI is it supposed to be?

It's down to 29.

It shouldn't be like 36.

Oh, why is it set to 46? I think the last time I used it, actually let someone else use it at Every, and then he must have set my default thing to 46 PSI. It should be like 35. Wait, let me ask Google.

What PSI for Peugeot e-208? Higher.

36.

2.5 bar. Up at 36 then.

36 PSI.

31,

31 PSI.

Is it still lagging?

They're not lagging anymore. I fixed it. Fucking genius.

Okay, and then we do this one. They might all be low.

27. The hell?

Damn, it was on 29 and this is 27. They were going flat.

These are all new tires, 3 tires new.

Cost me £350.

Now we do the other side.

This one's on 26s.

Damn, my flyers went all flat. I mean, my tires.

Remember how scared I was reversing the car into this corner?

I'm still a bit far from the wall, blocking the rest of the drive, but it's fine because I need space to get in there.

See what the front left tire's at. Whoa.

Whoa, 27. They all went down to about 26, 27.

Yeah, I've got the caps.

Whoa.

Wind just blew the door into the wall. Now it's chipped. Fucking hell.

Check the tank. Okay, now how am I gonna clean it?

I

only touched the wall gently and it Scratched the paint off. I can't believe it.

I got wheel cleaner.

It's not coming out.

I used a wheel cleaner inside the car, can't

Same thing, isn't it?

If it cleans, it cleans.

Where's it gone? Where's my tripod?

We go POV mode. Wheel cleaner.

More like willy cleaner.

Ow.

Imagine people spending hundreds of pounds paying someone to do this for them. What kind of idiot? Would pay hundreds of pounds to get a full detail and then not be able to use your car for the whole day because you've got to leave it there with them. Utter moron would do that, wouldn't they?

With no brains

and stupid.

Not me though, do it myself. Whilst making money. Number one, I don't spend any money doing it, and number two, I make money doing it myself on stream. That is genius.

So nice having a clean car though. I don't know how some people just don't bother.

Yeah, it takes a couple hours, but it's worth doing, isn't it?

This is kind of soapy, this spray.

I mean, if you got the money to waste, then yeah, get professional cleaning.

But you could have put that money into the S&P 500 and created generational wealth.

People are like, oh, I don't want to invest because it's like gambling, and then they blow the money on something stupid like professional cleaning.

Fuck, out the way! Fuck, tripod. Another tripod broken.

I stole that tripod from my Korean girlfriend.

I've had that since 2011.

I said, can I have it? She was like, no. So I took it anyway. It's like, well, I'm taking it. What are you gonna do? Who's gonna stop me?

It's a good tripod. It's not like she needs it. What's she gonna do with it?

Look, you can use this to clean the whole car.

I clean this bit. I don't even use water anymore. You know, when I first started cleaning my car, I was using bucket of water and soap and make the car all wet. You don't need to do that. You just get a spray and a towel. Look, cleans just fine. You see all these idiots with the hose pipes

and pressure washers and buckets of soapy water making a mess. And you don't need it at all. Just get a dry towel and spray.

It doesn't even need to be soap, it could just be water. Just need to wet it.

I use shampoo for my bum hole, I use wheel cleaner for everywhere apart from the wheel. That's how the rich stay rich. My boy.

They don't teach you this at school, do they?

Because they want you stuck as a 9-to-5 wage slave zombie.

They don't want you to know the secrets of generational wealth.

Look at that. Perfectly clean.

What else you got clean? Look at that, beautiful. When you step in, it's like you're stepping into a palace.

That's battery. I might turn the car off, it's draining battery and not the good battery. See, it's got a little red battery sign that's using 12-volt. If that dies, you've got to jump start it, which I don't know how to do.

Hopefully I won't have to do it, although I did think about getting a jump start kit in case I ever need it.

I shouldn't really need it though.

Okay, I think— oh shoot, I didn't bring my feather duster.

What happens if I get liquid in these buttons? When it's— I remember when it was raining really hard when I was doing Evry, the rain was getting inside the car and I thought, won't it short-circuit the electricals in the buttons and then I can't turn the car on or change the drive mode? Hopefully it's waterproof.

Oh, cleaning cars, paint backs. Like, why can't they make it easy to clean? They make all these crevices and cracks for the dust to get in and make it hard to get your hand in to clean it. All these stupid knobs.

So they don't design it in mind that people are gonna have to clean it.

Yeah.

Well, car

smells

good now.

Smells like strawberry and wheel cleaner.

It's funny, I come home and spend all day cleaning. I couldn't do this at home because I don't like being in front of the neighbors.

Neighbours keep coming in and out and it's awkward because I don't say hello to them, they don't say hello to me.

It's leaving a smear

after I dry it. It leaves a smear.

That hurts.

Cheap plastic.

Okay, look, this wheel cleaner is making everything smeared.

Hmm, maybe I try it on the wheel.

Hmm,

looks

the same. What?

Polish my little lion.

And then the window's all smeared now.

Isn't it funny? Girls dump you because they think your future looks bleak and they don't, don't want to be a part of it. But then I've got more money, I've got nicer stuff, I'm healthier, and I live in way nicer houses than they do. And then they have the nerve to think that my future looks bleak when

I got a better life than any of them.

Whilst they all live in shoebox apartments driving crappy cars with no iPhone Airs, I'm living the life. And then they have the nerve to think my life sucks. I mean, look at your own life. Your life's shit. Shitter than mine. And then you got nerve

It's the thing, I've got the bad life. That's what grinds my gears.

I've got better quality of life than any of these motherfuckers.

Better car, better phones, healthier, look younger and better for my age. Name one 36-year-old who looks as good as I do for my age. Yeah, exactly. You can't even name one, can you? Kind of proves my point without even having to make it.

This is the military base map.

I forgot to give it back to them when

I was delivering.

Why is there mud everywhere?

Yeah,

top secret layout of the Maidstone military base.

Will clean in my lungs. It's like the vape, but probably less cancerous.

God, it's so hard to maneuver in here and hold the selfie stick at the same time.

Uh, cleaning a car is so tiring. Imagine doing this for a living. And you've got to clean like 10 cars today. The whole thing is just so awkward to maneuver around and get in.

I hate to do this for a living and to have to do it to a professional standard as well.

Sucks. Fed up cleaning my own car.

Airbag, or the airbags in the seat. It's not very good there, is it?

The back seat's so cramped. I would not like to be in the back seat of this car.

Beautiful.

Hmm, oh, it's all scuffed up on this back bit.

Do do do, you do yeah. Do do do do do.

Hmm. Guess I'll use the wheel cleaner for the whole thing. Why not?

Huh,

look at that, so shiny.

Oh God, my car is so pretty.

Look at that.

I don't want to clean the tires.

Look at my headlights.

Beautiful. My indicator lights, the lion fang—

or is it a claw?

What is this? I don't know what that is, like a tow thing in case it breaks down.

Getting hot now.

You should have seen all the bugs hitting the windscreen when I was on the motorway. They just splattered. Disgusting.

Oh, bad

boy.

Boardwalk car.

I don't know why people make fun of Peugeots. I think they're pretty nice.

I actually think they got a really nice design.

They always make fun of them on Top Gear.

They never say anything good about Peugeots. It's always all Jaguar this and Aston Martin this and Bentley or whatever.

Stupid petrolheads.

I think they're so clever about cars. They drive the shittest cars there are.

Why is there tape on it? Uh, to protect it.

French make loads of great cars— Renault, Peugeot.

What does the UK have? UK doesn't even have any cars on the roads apart from the one person who has a Lotus.

The UK is like the only country out of the big countries where they don't make any cars. America's got Ford. Japan, obviously Japan's got what they got. Even Korea's got Hyundai and Kia. UK got nothing.

UK suck at everything.

When do you ever think of a British product? This wheel cleaner is just smearing everything. Maybe I'll use the glass cleaner instead.

Look, this car's all smeared. I got to do it all again.

I'll use my glass cleaner instead. Look, there's like a smearing Like butter.

Look, there's no like, um, why is there like a waxiness to the wheel cleaner?

Maybe glass cleaner is better.

Smells better.

Maybe they make it waxy so the metal on the wheels look shiny. They just look smeared, like I've got butter on my car.

It's not gonna scratch it, it's made of plastic. It's made my headlights look smeared as well. Oh, it's smeared my headlights.

It's like I put butter all over my car. Rubbish, that cleaner.

I need some kind of soapy water. Getting hot now.

Glass cleaner on the wheel, wheel cleaner on the glass.

Genius. You think they can tell me what to do.

I got another thing coming up the bum.

These are pretty new tires, so they're quite deep tread.

No, I need

a new cloth. This one's all dirty.

It's all smear stains all over the car. Maybe I do need soapy water.

It's not cleaning, it's like smearing

something all over it.

I put the Every and Amazon packages on the roof of my car and it scratched them all up,

so I had to put them somewhere.

Glass cleaner.

Spider-Man reflexes.

Stay still.

I

might.

Empty this and put dishwasher water in it. Maybe that's better. It's nearly finished anyway, the glass cleaner.

Is

it moving?

Stop moving.

The window does not look very clean. It's just smearing

the stuff all over it and then leaving a trail of dust. Oh, that's on the inside.

Why do they make this out of fabric? Dust gets all stuck to it.

I clean and clean and clean it. And it doesn't get clean.

Oh, give up.

It looks clean and then it dries and it's not clean.

It's all smeared.

Surely there's soap in the glass cleaner. Otherwise, why they call it glass cleaner? Because it cleans.

Looking very smeary.

I mean, it looks kind of clean, I guess. The back always gets really dirty,

the bum hole of the car.

Oh, look at that, clean.

I asked my mum if she wants me to clean her car too for £10. I use my special glass cleaner.

She's running out.

How many viewers I got now? We're not disconnecting anymore. I think the viewers were low because I kept, kept thinking I was offline or something.

But this is empty. I'm gonna have to refill it with soap. Maybe I'll go refill it with soap. And see if it cleans better.

I'm just streaming straight to Kick. I'm not using my laptop or my Norwegian server. It seems like it doesn't lag now. It was doing the gray screen and the audio crackling with my laptop setup.

I fixed it.

Maybe I'll go get some very little bit

I think I do need to start Put you here. I'm gonna empty this and put soap in it.

My car's all smeared up.

I put Fairy Liquid in my glass cleaner bottle. Behold my genius!

Oh, now look, soap spray.

It's leaving little soap bubbles.

Look, this bit's all smeared. I need to take my jumper off, it's too far.

Okay, got Fairy Liquid.

Shake up. Oh, look at the soap coming out of it now. It smells like Fairy Liquid as well.

And then I get my drinking water.

I should get a spray with just water.

Now look.

This is a new rag. What are you talking about?

Oh no.

I think it's working. It's not looking smeary.

If I just let the soap dry on the car, what happens

if I spit on it?

That kind of works. What if I piss on it?

Spread all that thing.

Oh, it's all soapy.

It's making it worse. It's all smeary on the inside.

Why is it smeary on the inside?

But from the inside you can't really see it.

Ah, oh,

it looks terrible.

What? I can't see it from the inside though.

Oh, why is it so fucking hard cleaning a fucking car?

I'm putting in the work and it's just not getting clean. Oh, it's getting worse.

What?

How about that?

I'm getting tired getting in and out. Okay, that fixed it. Yeah, it's better.

Okay, I'm getting cold now.

The sun comes out and it's hot, and then it goes away and it's cold.

And now there's soap everywhere.

Whoa, a dent! Look,

it moves.

Crashed it into a stationary wall. Going 1 mile per hour. I wasn't even moving. This stupid car just leaned into the corner of the wall and dented itself.

So it wasn't my fault. Some gravity.

Gravity did it.

The roof— I think I'm nearly done.

Boring now. I'm hungry.

I put my phone in here and I forgot, and I slammed the boot down like this, and then this bit here Cracked the screen.

Genius. I had to buy a new S10 Plus.

Nice little turkey

here.

I don't know, my mum's car looks pretty clean. Maybe she just takes it to the car cleaner place.

It's very good, she barely uses it. Is it?

GF22 because I've got 22 girlfriends— ex-girlfriends.

22 ex-girlfriends and counting.

That spoiler.

I still want to get a cool spoiler, but I'm kind of bothered. Looks like a lot of work because you've got to fiddle with this brake light and put in the new one.

And I saw people attaching them on and they use glue and sticky tape, and I was thinking, is that really secure?

Car smeared in soap. It's fine, when it rains it'll wash off.

Self-cleaning.

Look, the roof flexes when I push it.

This car would do one tiny little collision, the whole thing shatters into little pieces. There's just no strength

at all.

These cars are so fragile.

They don't build them like they used to, like the classic American cars. Metal bumpers. They made it so the car absorbs the shock and not the driver. So the car's designed to crumple and fall into little pieces at any little bump,

and then you've got to pay loads to get it repaired. It's like phone industry as well. Make it really fragile so people break it and then you can charge them for repairs.

Should make the car out of titanium.

They don't make cases for cars, do they? You've got phone cases. Why don't they make a case for the car?

Like a transparent plastic cover you put over the whole thing.

Maybe if I invent it, I'll be rich.

I get bubble wrap.

I'm hungry.

Oh, it's in.

The more I wipe it, the dirtier it gets. How even—

look, so smeared.

Yeah, my mom copied that. Got the same car,

but she got manual petrol, not even automatic.

Anyone would think she's like a car enthusiast because she only drives manual.

She has no idea how easy it is to just drive automatic. I don't understand why she thinks it's harder.

So easy.

What?

Jump scared me.

Accidentally summoned her.

Hmm.

Looks very smeared.

She's stealing the baby.

It's not biting me.

Don't

know.

She asks a question and walks off before you can answer it.

Look, it's just covered in smears.

What if

I keep wiping it over and over endlessly?

Ah, it's just getting more and more smeared.

I need a bottle of water to spray on it to rinse the soap off. Where's my mud daddy?

Oh, I can't be bothered anymore. It's fucking annoying. Look, it's just getting more and more smeared up.

What?

Why is it not cleaning?

Now, if you don't look too closely at it, it looks pretty clean.

Oh, what's that? Wheel cleaner.

And then all this fabric is all— my fingers all Slightly like I fingered a cow or something.

It's all dirty up here.

What's that? That's not supposed to be out. Why is that out like that?

I can't be bothered. It's supposed to be in like that. Why is it hanging out?

It's just a rubbery bit. Can't get in.

Okay, so my arm

apples as organic, because I didn't pay £600 to get them certified. So if you want some apples that are grown without fertilizer or pesticide but aren't organic, check out my website.

Histon Favorite, delicious dessert apple with a pink

flush. I can't sell my apples, you little bastard. I'll just pan.

Can't be a very good apple business if you can't even afford £600 a year. Oh, there's all bits on it stuck in the fabric.

Whenever I shake like that, it makes my willy shake everywhere and my balls swing. It feels weird.

I think I'm done.

Oh, it's all covered in smears. It's triggering my OCD. Maybe I should just get a wet cloth.

Maybe I'm gonna get another cloth and just wet it.

I got a wet cloth. Let's get rid of the smears.

Maybe you don't even need soap, just use a wet cloth.

Really brings out the red.

It's not a lesbo car. Shut up. Red is a manly color. It represents blood, warrior spirit.

Blood red,

fearless in the heart of battle like my samurai ancestors.

I saw a smear on the inside.

Why is it soapy again?

It's just soap dried into the inside of the car from the soap spray.

I need a bucket of water, don't I?

Is

it smeared? Seems less smeared.

It looks nice and clean when it's wet, and then it dries and looks smeared again.

Why is it doing that?

God, this fucking wind's really annoying. Can it not just be windy for one day? Who's Could it just not be windy or rainy for one day in this stupid country?

Yeah, no more smears. Nice.

Hard

work.

It's like my blind spot mirror. It's for coming off slip roads onto the motorway.

Because I don't really want to be doing 70 and have to turn my head around to look in the blind spot.

How's the market doing?

Pretty flat. I'm scared I'm gonna drop the iPhone. It's very thin and slippery.

It's just so smooth and thin.

I'm gonna get food. I have all these rags.

Mm-hmm.

You're just jealous because you don't have a car as cool as mine. Haters, you bunch of haters, jealous of my car.

Oh God, so tiring.

Why is the radio on?

The fuck? Why is the car on?

It wasn't on.

Why is it still saying adjust tire pressure? I did. Gotta reset it.

Why is the radio on?

Can the dust get out of here, please?

Okay.

Oh

God.

Oh, it's dirty in there.

Fuck

off.

Oh, it was covered in smears. Oh my fucking God,

why is it all covered in smears?

It's smeared on

the inside. The

Ah, whatever.

It's smeared in that corner. It looks ugly.

Look. Oh, that's better.

That's why they call it a spit polish.

Oh, it's all sticky.

Why is it sticky?

I give up,

give up.

That

actually kind of works.

Oh God, back window is looking pretty clean.

Oh,

very undone. Got 14% battery.

Where's the bottle cap? Oh, it's in there.

You get really OCD cleaning the car. It's like you can never clean all of it. See all this down the gap? I can't fit the Hoover nozzle down there, it's too tight. The interior looking quite

Clean. The rear interior looking pretty clean.

Boot looking very not clean. What can I do with that? All these stains in it.

Don't know how to clean that. Need my steam washer.

Maybe I use the steam washer next time.

Okay, I'm done.

How am I gonna cook on them ones down there?

Oh, look, my bedroom returned to its former glory.

Looking nice. It's weird not streaming from the laptop.

Streaming directly to Kick seems like fixed problems.

I took the bed downstairs, got my chair back, got my room space back.

It seems way better without using the laptop for the stream. I just streamed directly to Kick. There's been no problems.

Viewership's still in the toilet though. I was hoping if it wasn't lagging so much, then people might come back,

but they didn't.

Just going straight to kick seems like it fixes all these problems you have.

I'm hungry. Um, I don't know if I'll leave the stream up here and I go and cook some bacon.

And then I bring it up.

I thought I'd sit outside, but it's so windy. Yeah, I might just leave it here then.

Be all right. Bye.

Bacon and egg. Look at this.

I've got more viewers when I wasn't here. I

had less viewers when I was actually on the stream talking.

How rude.

Yeah, I came back because I finished cooking, stupid.

Bacon's a bit undercooked.

Is Barrick Gold over $30 now? So annoying.

I was buying Barrick Gold at £14, £16, and £18. I

had £5,000 in it, could have doubled my money,

but I kept selling to pay stuff.

Now I've got, I've got gold ETF, a tiny bit of VAG, and a tiny bit of XLF.

But I've got £2,000 in gold, £300 in S&P 500, £300 in XF,

and I've got £2,600 in cash.

See how much money the first stream made.

$11.50 for 2 hours.

The first part of the stream made $11. Jesus.

It really sucks. I feel like I can't go to the petrol station because I'm scared Nepal guy is going to be there.

Do you think he'd even recognize me?

Ask him if he's got any jobs.

Got a new job going.

He is still working there. I saw him last year. I went to a petrol station last year around December. I saw him.

10 years, he's still working there. I can't believe it.

At least tell me he's promoted to the manager now. But he was still stacking shelves. The manager doesn't stack shelves. They sit in the office managing stuff. Stack shelving— stacking shelves is for the grunts, like the workers there.

At least tell me he's got a wife now or kids.

No, he's made no progress in life either.

Hands all dry from

the soap. Ah, okay, market opened now.

It's ripping.

Oh God, I'm scared it's gonna rip.

God, my stomach won't shut up.

Can you

hear my stomach?

It's churning.

Wow, gold's ripping.

$37.23.

Holy shit, Barrick Gold's at $33. Are you joking?

Oh my God, I can't believe I sold it.

Oh Jesus.

It's up 50% since I sold it. It's all your fault. You told me to sell my stocks, pay off the credit card.

Damn, Tesla's ripping.

China stocks must be ripping. I sold all my China stocks.

All the things I sold are ripping. Can't believe it. I was telling you about Barrick Gold for years and people kept saying, oh, he bought it, think it was gold. No, I bought it for exactly this reason.

It's just squeezing like a meme stock now.

Jesus, how high is it? Is it gonna go back to like $50? Holy fuck, it went to $35! It's actually squeezing like crazy.

It went to 35.

It could squeeze all the way to like 50. The last time it was at 50 was Global Financial Crisis.

Why would it squeeze all the way back up to Global Financial Crisis numbers when we're not in a global financial crisis. Everyone's saying a crisis is coming, but we're not in it yet.

Did it squeeze before the financial— it squeezed in August 2007

from $30 to $55. It's almost a 2x. And then it crashed down to $17, and then it ripped back up again to Nitty 60. Barry Gold's insane.

God, is market ready gonna rip more?

Mm-hmm.

Oh, my stomach's so noisy. Can you hear it? It's wheezing.

Too bad.

Just checking.

Wow, my iPhone video is at 6K views.

Holy shit, Barrick Gold's at $35.

That's insane. Look at it. Oh my God, I can't believe I sold it. I was waiting for 3 years for this.

And I don't have it anymore.

Look at it.

I can't believe it. $35. My average cost was like $16. I would have doubled my money if I still had the 4K in it. Would have doubled it to $8K.

Oh,

Mark is thanking.

No, I didn't close my short.

Yeah, I've got margin called on one of them, closed. The other one's still up. I mean, it's still on, but it's down like £300. My short is down £300. Can you believe that?

I'm doing both. I have stocks and shares ISA, which is just investing.

Buy and hold. And then I have CFD account that I'm supposed to be trying to day trade with, but I just get wrecked holding shorts and not closing them.

I don't know what I'm doing. Traveling Trader would probably just say, dude, just close them and quit.

Dude,

I don't know why I never— I've got like this weird mental block where I keep thinking it's gonna crash. Like, I'm scared. Last time it crashed because I lost— how much? I lost like $15K when it crashed back in 2021.

I don't think I'm moving out. I don't know what to do with it, to be honest. I'm just not thinking about it right now.

What if I just go long with

£5 every day in CFDs?

It's nice being home, it's just a bit tricky with streaming. Maybe if my sister wasn't here it'd be easier.

I'll just walk up and down the house with the stream, but I gotta be considerate.

I think she said she's gonna stay for like 2 weeks.

Oh God, it's ripping.

IPhone 17, it's here.

Oh no, my Tesco code.

It's here. I'm at 91% battery. The battery's amazing on this. People were saying, oh no, it's too thin, battery's gonna be rubbish.

I unplugged it from the charger when I woke up at 9 o'clock in the morning. It's now 2:50, it's at 91%. Okay,

I've barely touched it, but still.

I'm gonna do a gaming performance, uh, test video in a minute.

Well, it's amazing how the stream is flawless now.

Look, not any lag, no gray screen. See, it's not the internet that was the problem, it's my setup with the Norwegian server and the IV cam was messing up.

I was outside, uh, doing my car the whole time and it's fine. Maybe I'll go outside in the garden.

Well, I'm gonna have to like set up accounts and log in for Genshin Impact and Diablo, aren't I?

I guess I'll do it now.

It's probably got download packets.

Login.

Oh my God, what the fuck's that? Baby, fuck my pussy. H-D-I-J-W-I-W-W-H-8-2-2-7-2-8.

162287282722827282827. Yeah, yeah, whatever.

I'm trying to get these games ready. We've got Genshin Impact, Warzone, and Diablo Immortal.

Oh my God, market's ripping. Short's getting destroyed.

Oh, come on, aren't these great cards already priced in at this point?

When are they gonna tank it?

Wow,

my God, what

was that?

Got censored.

Zanin de Junia.

So nice, got my chair back.

And my space back.

God, my legs hurt from yesterday's football. Thighs are aching.

You used a lot of thigh muscle. Daniel, get— oh my God, what the fuck was that? Love to see your gratitude, purple heart. Fuck this pussy, fuck this pussy, fuck this pussy. Come fuck this pussy.

Wow, it's like so much.

So generous.

So kind. Yeah, I held the baby.

I guess it's kind of nice.

It was hard putting him down because you've got to like roll him off your arms.

Very scary. Um, Being careful with the head and the neck.

It's like the head weighs more than the body.

I'm giving more attention to Pushkin though, to be honest.

Is it gonna tank?

Yeah. Wow, my God. You can't hold the baby when you are the baby. You are like an AI hallucinating. Have you developed psychosis? You will always be the baby. You are even in your mom's house again, baby girl.

Yeah, and it's kind of nice being home actually.

It feels kind of sad that instead of funneling all this money to my mom where she can make house improvements, it's going into my landlord's pocket for a house that I don't even really care to be in anymore.

You could do the loft conversion with that money. 15K, do a loft conversion.

It could be, um, funneling the money into the house so it's worth more.

I'm funneling money into a house that's never going to be mine and it's never going to make me money or increase in value that's going to benefit me.

It's just a money pit.

100% guaranteed loss. Worse than stocks. At least there's a chance I could make money with stocks.

Genshin Impact, ready?

Continue playing the demo. Yeah,

I

don't want the full game.

I don't know, this is a problem, isn't it? If I move out, I have to get rid of the furniture, and it's such a waste of money because it's nice furniture. But where's it gonna go? Put it into the garage maybe until I move out again.

It's kind of annoying how far away my house is. If it was just an hour or 2 drive away, it'd be nice, but it's nearly 4 or 5 hours away. Realistically, more like 6 hours away. If you count charging and traffic

and lane closures. There always seems to be some kind of lane closure on the motorway or big queues of traffic. Why can't they just make another motorway? I don't know. Why is there only one motorway to get to Devon? There's only one way to get to Devon. Why can't they make a second motorway?

I said no sound. Uh,

stupid cuts. Can't skip it.

Oh, the game's on. Maybe I shouldn't have it on power saving mode.

It was lagging the hell.

I took it off power saver mode.

Seems pretty smooth.

Is there a way to get an FPS counter? I can't use my other hand.

Pretty smooth. Try Diablo.

I hate these games, you gotta log in.

Do we have SMT divergence?

Kind of.

I'd say that is SM. See.

ES way weaker than NQ.

Why are American roads dead straight and the UK motorways and roads are all curvy and wiggly?

Why can't it just be like one straight road all the way to Devon?

I hate all this dust on the monitor.

Well, maybe if they had a nice road going all the way there, more people could go there and it would thrive.

It's like having restricted blood vessels to a little limb and then the limb dies off. But if you give it a nice fat artery,

pump some blood into it,

then it'll get going, won't it?

Ho ho ho ho ho.

Mm-hmm.

Um, feel

really

tired after cleaning the car.

Maybe I'll do Uber Eats tomorrow.

Day trading now?

Nothing to trade.

Wow, what's that?

For someone who says the word boring a lot, this stream is boring AF. For someone who says the word boring a lot, this stream is boring AF. For someone who says the word boring a lot, this stream is boring AF. Eight two six two seven two seven two seven eight nine two oh one one.

What's with the numbers?

Yo, I'm just resting and then the action's gonna begin.

Oh, market keeps ripping.

Maybe I'll go long.

Okay, I'm longing at all-time high at the top.

I'm down 20 pence.

Oh my God, it's tanking now.

I'm down £1.

I'm long at the all-time high, very top.

Put a stop loss of £6,

risking £6 to make £10. It's a classic 2:1 risk-reward ratio.

Okay, my gaming iPhone Air gaming performance video.

Hmm, should I do it on the floor?

Might do it on the floor.

Oh, look what Jamie is doing.

Okay.

Hello and welcome back to a new video. So as you can see, today we're testing out the iPhone Air. We've got the iPhone 17 Air. I'm gonna do some gaming performance tests, so I've got it plugged into this wireless Android and iOS gaming controller. It's pretty nice. Very cheap as well, and it connects. So we're gonna play—

wait, why is the screen upside down?

Why is it upside down?

Uh, why is it upside down?

Fine.

So this is Call of Duty Warzone on iOS. And we've got the Battle Royale mode. Let's see what the graphics are like, what the performance is like on the iPhone Air playing on— well, we're not playing on the battery performance mode, so we've got full A19 Pro chip capabilities. I have heard the phone gets quite hot and

throttles performance, but it's quite cool at the moment and gameplay seems very smooth.

Seems quite good. We'll turn up the brightness maybe.

Okay, so we've got maximum brightness. It actually feels pretty smooth. Turn on volume a bit.

It's weird, I can't— how do I make that then?

It's actually quite impressive this game is even on mobile.

I have a weapon.

Weird, the shoot button doesn't shoot.

Must be some kind of weird control option.

Okay, I fixed it. So yeah, now I can shoot. Wow, it's actually kind of— I mean, it's not really that different to playing it on a console or PC. It's really quite impressive what they've done with the mobile version of Warzone.

Whoa, someone's shooting me!

Whoa, hang on.

Ah, noob. He probably doesn't have a controller, he's playing touchscreen. That's all his stuff. This is actually really good for a mobile game.

Game. There's so many buttons. How do I redo my armor?

I'm kind of OP cuz I've got the controller. Most people probably just using touchscreen.

This is really impressive for a mobile game.

Yeah, it feels really Maybe get in the car.

Can I get in the car?

Oh, there's even bullet holes.

Look, I don't know if that's a drivable car.

I'll try to do like a little deathmatch for more action.

Oh, my back.

Oh, my back.

Actually, might just redo this video.

Hello, back. Back to the video. So I'm going to be testing some games on my iPhone Air. As you can see, I've got iPhone Air plugged into this wireless controller. We're starting with some Warzone, Call of Duty Warzone gameplay with this control pad. It's really smooth. It's quite surprising. This is even on a phone, actually really smooth.

Damn, look at this. Everyone, I don't know if these are bots or they're actually players because they suck so much. The graphics are insane on this. Look at this, it kind of looks better than my gaming laptop. If you had keyboard and mouse and plug it into the iPhone,

this looks really good. Well, you know, the These must be bots. How are they so bad?

So we're gonna test out some games. Start off with this Call of Duty Warzone, see what the gameplay's like.

Sprint buttons get hard to click. These must be bots, they're so bad. What?

I hate it when they say multiplier than you actually put in the box near its home.

Well enough. Still though, plays really well

for a mobile game experience.

It's so easy.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, triple kill!

Oh, what?

That can't have been a bot, that was too good.

Come on, stream.

Oh shit, there's wall. Okay, I shot through the wall.

Oh my God, what?

There you

go. He's must be

Oh, there you

go.

Oh, my back.

Well, I'm up £2 on my trade.

Call of Duty is really good on the iPhone.

I'm up £2. I'm up £2.50.

Might put stop loss at zero.

I'm not losing anything on this.

Damn it, the gameplay on that iPhone Air is insane. The graphics are better than my game on my

Okay, next

game we have is Diablo or Diablo Immortal. How do I attack? Oh, I got attacked again. Yeah, this looks pretty good as well.

So you maybe need a Switch or Steam Deck. You got some great games on mobile.

This plays really well as well.

Oh, I got another attack again.

It's cool how the game just recognizes the— what?

Oh,

it's cool how it just recognizes the control pad and it just works.

Wow, the gameplay is pretty cool. Level 2.

Boss already.

How do I roll?

It's actually a pretty good gaming experience for a phone.

I don't know what X is supposed to be.

Yeah, iPhone here, as you can see.

Pretty good little gaming device.

Okay, and then I'm gonna try out tension.

Impact.

Oh, my back.

Okay, so Genshin Impact here, but unfortunately the gamepad doesn't seem to work, so I'll just use my thumbs. And, uh, yeah, this looks pretty good too.

See if it works well.

Yeah, pretty good little gaming device

if you need one.

Okay, done.

I really hate when the sun comes into the room like this.

Oh, oh, the back.

I'm surprised how good Call of Duty played. It's so smooth.

I guess I could show you.

Post menu video.

Uh, where should I post it?

Why is it not sending it?

Toilet. Oh, I've got stuff to do. I don't have time to sit on toilet shitting.

Okay.

So I'm going to be testing some games on the iPhone Air. As you can see, I've got iPhone Air here plugged into this wireless

Hello, welcome back to— hello,

hello, welcome back to—

Hopefully it doesn't.

Is

it streaming? It said I was offline.

I don't know if uploading a YouTube video—

is it streaming? It said I was offline.

I don't know if uploading a YouTube video— and it ended my stream, didn't it?

Hmm.

What the fuck is happening?

Stupid stream ended because I tried uploading a YouTube video. Stupid stream ended now. I lost all my viewers.

The fuck was that?

Hello, anyone there? Come back, I need money.

Oh nice, my long is up £5. I'm up £5.25.

Can't go wrong when you go long.

Where's all my viewers gone? Ah.

23. I had 60.

I'm up £6.

See, don't need Uber Eats.

It's gonna take ages just to post this video like this. If I use the house Wi-Fi, it makes my stream disconnect.

If I use my data, it takes ages. 3 hours remaining.

Put it up there, maybe you can speed up.

Where are all my viewers?

Look, I'm up £6.

Should I take profit?

£6 profit.

No, I tried uploading a YouTube video and then it lagged out my internet and then the stream died

and then everyone left.

I could have just waited for dinner to upload it.

Might take my £6 profit.

Move my stop loss up. £5 locked in.

If it can keep going, that'd be good.

Can I plug in keyboard and mouse into the iPhone and do keyboard and mouse Call of Duty?

I don't have a keyboard, I left it at home.

I don't know, I don't want to play my laptop.

I'll play my iPhone.

Don't need a laptop anymore. Why do I even need a laptop? Maybe I'll just sell it, get rid of it, do everything on my new iPhone.

This iPhone is more expensive than the laptop.

No, I'm not zitting it back. It's mine. You can't make me.

Oh, I haven't done any workout. I might work out, actually.

How long until the viewers come back?

Because I got— my stream went off and then everyone left.

Why don't they come back then? Fucking idiots.

Dumbest viewers ever.

They're so dumb. They think the stream's off when it's not. They're too stupid to press the refresh button. As if I would just go offline without saying I'm going off.

Why don't they just come back?

I mean, they're trickling back in now, but so damn slow.

I hate the sun coming in,

blinds everything.

I already explained it. I tried to upload a YouTube video, it throttled everything else, my stream went down, and then everyone left.

Instead of just thinking, oh, his stream went down, maybe I'll come back and refresh. But no, they're like, what are we going to do then? Stupid.

Come the fuck back to my stream, people.

That's the problem when you stream directly to Kick. If you have connection problems, the stream seems to end and people get booted out. Stream.

I'm done.

I'd say if, if doing an all-day stream makes less than $50,

maybe go back to YouTube.

Even with 50 viewers, I was still making I made $100 yesterday, even with 50 viewers.

Yeah, well, I don't know where all the fucking people went. I had like 150 viewers average last first few months I started Kick.

They all disappeared, never came back.

I don't know, if it's only $5 an hour, stream 10 hours, I'd only make $50.

Might as well go back to YouTube.

Finally climbing back up. What took you guys so long? Stream went down for like 10 seconds and you all left.

Still waiting on another 15 people.

I really don't think spamming my socials saying I'm live on Kick now would really help. I did that for 2 months.

If they wanted to watch me on Kick, they would be here by now. The ones that didn't want to watch still wouldn't want to watch.

How many times do I have to explain it? Yeah, I can dual stream, but there's no point.

It would end up having 60 viewers on YouTube and 15 people on Kick, and then half my money on Kick will go because I'm not only streaming on Kick.

If it would have made any sense, I would have done it already.

My YouTube stream made $22.

I'm not re-uploading a 12-hour VOD of me doing nothing onto YouTube. If I'm going to re-upload anything, it will be clips of the stream where I actually did something, and there's nothing to clip because I never do anything. The only thing that happened was I went up the loft yesterday. And I will upload that when I go

for dinner and turn off the stream. I'm not going to upload stuff whilst I'm streaming like I just did and then lost all my viewers.

It took half an hour to get them all back again.

Not taking drugs to stream, stupid.

Yeah, why don't I just go on meth as well? That'll be funny

until I go crazy, strip naked, and then get banned and end up in the hospital.

I'm not taking substances to stream. Stop saying stupid stuff. I don't care what you think it is— it's drug, substance, a chemical, whatever the fuck it is— I'm not taking it.

I take caffeine and nicotine.

I didn't say it's addictive. I said I don't want to take it.

It's not an interesting idea, it's a stupid idea.

I barely have any viewers.

People barely have any incentive to watch me anymore. I don't see how splitting them between 2 platforms is going to make it better.

You know, Taser built his audience from being boring. I built my audience from having drama, and now I'm not doing drama anymore. So holy shit, 70 viewers! I'm so back.

Damn, 62.

Yeah, Tazo is like 6-foot big white guy. He doesn't get scared of being attacked.

I get bullied by the local chav kids if I'm walking around streaming.

I had 80 viewers on YouTube. What, are they all gonna open a new tab and click on my Kick stream?

If they did, then yeah, that would be pretty good. Still wouldn't make up the 50% lost revenue. Do you know how much my YouTube stream made the other day? $20.

I don't know, maybe I'll try it. I'll do all-day stream on YouTube and Kick at the same time. I actually don't know how to do it, to be honest. I think, I think there's a multi-stream button on Streamlabs, or I just stream from 2 phones at the same time. Yeah, I could just do that. I've got so

many damn phones. I have 2 different camera angles.

Okay, I'll do it tomorrow to prove you wrong, and then when I show you how pointless it was, I'm going to rub it in until you never hear me stop rubbing it in anymore, and then we'll see who's right.

I'll go live, I'll go live on YouTube with the iPhone Air, and then I'll do my normal thing on this phone, and I'll turn off— I mean, I'll turn on multi-streaming,

and then When I've proved you're wrong, you better be saying sorry.

And then I'll be rubbing it in all day about how I made less money. Better give me some donos to make up for the money I'm going to lose.

I need a tripod that can hold 2 phones at the same time.

I think my gaming video uploaded.

I will call it

iPhone Air ultimate gaming performance test.

Can the iPhone Air be the ultimate portable gaming device? In this video, I check out some of the most demanding games and stress test them on the brand new iPhone Air. Performance test gameplay hands-on review versus iPhone Pro Max and iPhone 17 Pro

compared to Steam Deck and Switch 2 ROG Ally Gaming Ultimate.

Oh, these are curtains, not blinds. I don't even know what a curtain is. Imagine calling those blinds. So silly,

so dumb.

Mm-hmm.

It really did speed up the internet by putting it up on the window.

Look how dirty the windows are when the sun shines in. Ah.

Wow, lens flare. Look at that blue one, it looks like a condom. Look, it's like a condom with a satellite dish on the end. Can you see it on the stream?

Oh yeah, you can see it.

Oh, what a boring day. I don't know what to do anymore.

Found the leak on what? What? Oh, the ceiling leak. No, it stopped leaking. Fixed itself, didn't it? I hate this sun blinding me. I've got to shut the curtains.

Why can't it be cloudy at this time of the day? Not when I'm outside.

I don't remember having this problem in my house. I remember being able to stream on Kick and upload videos to YouTube at the same time, and it was fine.

Don't know why it disconnected the stream.

I think the internet prioritizes all of its bandwidth to upload the video, and then my stream dies. It's weird. I

use my phone data to upload, or I just wait until dinner time when I turn off the stream anyway. I could have done that.

Oh yeah, it's not bad thumbnail.

Mm-hmm.

Watching a door. Yeah,

you are what you watch, I guess they say.

I can't go down in the kitchen because there's people there.

Now I really am hiding in my room.

There, new video is up.

Oh, that was stressful.

Posting that made me lose all my viewers.

Now we got 2 and a half hours until dinner.

Uh, my trade got stopped out, £5 profit though.

Made £5, not bad.

Nice little day trade.

Okay.

This is Kraken. Kraken to start exploring crypto on-ramp. Hello, back to the video. So I'm going to be testing some games on the iPhone Air. As you can see, got iPhone Air here plugged into this wireless controller. Just starting off with some Warzone, Call of Duty Warzone gameplay with this control pad It's quite surprising this is even

on a phone. Like, actually really smooth. Damn, look at this, everyone. I don't know if these are bots or if they're actually players because they suck so much. The graphics are insane on this. Look at this, it kind of looks better than my gaming laptop. If you had keyboard and mouse and plug it into the iPhone.

This looks really good.

Well, we are— who's shooting me? These must be bots. How are they so bad?

Okay.

So what do I need to do next?

Um, no, don't send me anything. Stop wasting your money sending me stuff. Just give me the fucking money. I had to put so many things you guys sent me in the bin because it's just useless junk.

Just give me the money.

I don't know, just sub to my channel or

give me a dono.

Someone sent me a book about dumbbells. Put in the bin. As if I'm going to read a book about dumbbells.

Wow, wow, like

Is that a very generous

Yeah, TTS is on.

Too bad you can't do a TTS. When you sub.

Oh yeah, I didn't set up my overlay thing.

Cannot be bothered.

I can't even set it up whilst I'm streaming.

It's on, but it doesn't have the right Streamlabs link. It has my YouTube Streamlabs link, not the Kick one.

Doesn't let me make a new overlay whilst I'm live.

My room looks so much nicer now.

Don't know what to do now.

When I go outside, I lose viewers,

and it's kind of cold out there anyway, so I don't really want to go outside.

If I do Uber Eats, it'll probably drop down to like below 50. Because people find it boring when I'm driving and they don't like my music.

So all I can do is endlessly mutter into the mic.

I had good viewers when I was up in the loft yesterday. Maybe I go back in the loft.

And I thought if you put a camera on the roof and then you get a big TV, you can make a digital window

in the loft.

I wouldn't mind taking the vacuum cleaner up into the loft, making it nice and clean up there.

I don't understand why no one has gotten rid of that wasp nest. What, just leave it there forever?

No one thought to cut it off or something?

It would be quite hard getting the Hoover up there, actually. You'd need someone to help.

Unless you attach a rope to the handle, go up there first and then pull it up until you can grab the handle.

It's like a war zone of spiders and wasps up there. All these dead bodies.

Yesterday I made $97.

Yeah,

total.

Oh, the Honor Magic V5, $1,400.

You get early bird voucher

on a MagicBook Pro 14.

Coming home hasn't exactly been as interesting or exciting as I thought it might have been.

I think I only did 9 or 10 hours yesterday.

I did 2 hours— no, I did 3 hours 20 plus 8 hours 20. That's 11 hours 40,

which is 11 hours 40.

It's like 11.6 hours, $8.30 per hour. Oh my God, that's poverty.

I used to make $16 an hour.

Now only 8, and it's all your fault.

Well, my stocks and shares ISA is up £203.

No, coming home has made my earnings go down.

I'm not going to Thailand. I got a girlfriend. I got a British girlfriend.

She's tall and slim

and very beautiful.

She's in her 20s, that's all I'll say.

Seeing her at the end of the week.

Not telling you.

I don't kiss and tell.

Damn, gold's ripping. Damn, Barrick Gold's ripping, $35.

Whoa, Tesla's ripping, $440. That's crazy.