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$27 a day.

Raining.

Storm Benjamin is here.

Where's everyone tuning in from, guys?

Okay, 795 plus 657. That's 82, and then,

uh, 5678. Why, seriously? Stocks and shares ISA is 5678 plus which 5? 7267.

Overdraft.

Overdraft

is at

481. What?

Oh, 146481.

Oh, hey, Carrie B, how's it going? Where you tuning in from?

303, and then 146.

Damn, I spent 2,200.

146.

Whoa,

market tanking.

Whoa.

2 pounds 18.

Market tanking.

Take

profit there.

Damn, Beyond Meat back down to $3.

I'm fine, just streaming like usual.

My Kick stream's so dead now.

I'm just waiting for that point where there's no point doing Kick anymore and I go back to YouTube.

I think the day is coming soon.

Sweet release.

The homecoming to YouTube. Maybe I'll try making videos again.

Wow, 600 viewers! Where's everyone tuning in from?

Wow, 750.

It's like 2018 all over again. My bitch wife told me to put the onions in the fridge. She's so stupid.

No, Daniel, onions are supposed to go in the fridge. You're wrong. I should have a bunch of like chatbots just roasting me all the time.

We can pretend it's 2018 again.

Jihyo did nothing wrong. Blah blah blah.

Yep, I'm still alive.

Holy shit, 800 viewers, we're ripping.

Yeah, I find onions, when you cook them, they don't really add a lot of flavor to stuff. And then if you don't cook them enough, the flavor is too strong and makes your breath stink.

Think. My mom's always added onions into the fried rice, but I swear I can never taste them.

Garlic's nice though.

I can't be bothered going to Tesco. I'm just gonna eat noodles every day like a real degen.

Damn, I want to play Battlefield already. Addicted.

Funny, I didn't like Battlefield 2042. Oh wait, that's 2042. I don't know why I didn't like 2042, but I didn't really give it a chance. I wonder how it's different.

I kind of like the theme a bit more than this one. Battlefield 6 has a really boring theme.

It's not in the future and it's not in the past, just like slightly modern day.

I wonder if that Star Wars one's any good.

I'm down 60% on Beyond Meat.

Buy more?

Oh God, I spent 2,200 this month.

And I made £2,700,

which is—

ow, my back. Oh, why does it suddenly hurt?

I made $3,700.

Trying to keep chat active, but I don't think it's helping much. Yeah, there's probably like 10 people here.

Are we going all out today? On what?

I want to make £40 trading, get my P&L below £2K.

Asmongold just gave me a shout out.

That's where they're coming from.

Uh, don't know what I need to do apart from buy food. Maybe I'll buy it tomorrow. I'll have some ramen tonight for dinner.

Mm-hmm.

I don't think I had any weird dreams last night. I don't remember.

Sorry. Oh, hey Bobby, where are you tuning in from?

We're famous again. Say hello to your new friends.

Beyond Meat's down to £2.90. I'm down 61%,

lost 12 pounds.

No, it's not available on CFDs. I don't know how to short it. It's too late anyway.

Yes, I'm a bag holder.

I own 3 shares

Damn, I can't believe I made $4,500 in August.

My best day was $272 in one day.

Those were the days. July, I made $6,000.

I was making $200 every day almost. That was insane.

Good times.

In June I was making $250 a day.

That's wild.

Money comes and goes. I don't know where it's all gone.

Credit cards, rent,

bought a few nice things,

had some trips.

It's not BYD, it's BYND.

BYD is the Chinese car company.

It's funny how the only Chinese car companies we know of are the electric ones.

Do they even have non-electric car companies?

I feel like British people are not really the investing type. They all think it's gambling, or they think you need to be like a millionaire to do it. Well, they think it's like evil millionaires with the dividends.

Damn, my hair is looking good today.

Nice and fluffy.

Did I ever try to dress like an anime character? Yeah, a little bit.

I used to get these like blazer jackets.

Oh, I just remembered my dream. I probably shouldn't say it though.

Oh, I should alter it. Yeah, I used to wear these like blazer jackets with the square shoulders and the collars with like a little pocket, a little button. I remember my first Japanese girlfriend took me shopping. She told me to buy this. It was like a gray jacket with a shoulder— I mean, a chest pocket, like a

school blazer but more stylized. Now I bought that and I came back to the UK. I remember going shopping and this guy— I went shopping with him and this guy was like, oh, nice jacket. Where'd you get it from? And I said Japan, and I felt so smug.

And then I had this blue jacket. It was like a blazer jacket. It had little like military shoulder thing. I don't know what it's called, you know, where they— the spauldron, you know, they put the badge in it. What's it called?

It had like slightly militarized looking School blazer jacket.

Do I like weeb style on girls?

What is weeb style on girls? What, like a skirt and stockings? I think that's hot. I wish more girls wore skirts and stockings in the

UK. Girls always just wear trousers in the UK. It's

not like Japan where girls wear skirts all the time.

If a girl asked me how I would like her to be dressed, I'd probably say, I don't know, like feminine

skirt and stockings.

But it's winter, so

it's not like you can expect them to dress like that.

Ice next. BS is Cheap Cruise with Nick White. Sounds fun. You can tell he chose to cruise because he can't get sniped on a cruise boat.

I reckon he's like completely planning everything around not getting sniped.

Whoa, market tanking.

Just made £2.66. Oh yeah.

P&L is at

2046.

What's that?

Oh, that's a long—

Too short there.

So it's Chris and Connor doing the cycling thing now.

CdogVA Twitch.

I might log into my Twitch for fun.

Ah, it wants verification code.

See if I got any DMs. I remember that cartoon scientist girl DM'd me threatening to expose me a while ago.

No DMs. So sad.

The Flaming Channel.

You think you can read my messages online to your audience and get away with it? 2024.

Would I like DMs from guys? No, I never respond to them.

My Twitch channel.

Looks weird now,

but where's all my VODs and stuff?

Channel, bro. CDawgVA got 11K viewers. Must be nice.

Those True Hero bots, I think they're still there.

Spasm.

I still got one sub on Twitch. Does that mean I've been getting $5 every month?

Is anyone still paying me on Patreon? I don't think so. I think my last patron finally stopped paying me because I haven't had any money come in from Patreon in months. I used to get like $4, $5 every month from Patreon.

What have they done to the creator dashboard? It looks weird.

Viewers who chat in their first visit are 50% more likely to return to your channel.

Really?

Damn, Beyond Meat back down to $285.

Clips. What's that? Oh, that's the, um, cat cafe in Japan— in Thailand.

I streamed on Twitch quite a lot in 2020. 4 or 3.

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare.

Cyberpunk.

What about collections?

Boring.

Where everyone tuning

in from?

Yeah, I had a weird dream. There were Japanese girls in it

and they were trying to kill me or something. It was weird.

Market tanking. I'm up £1.34.

I'm up £1.50. I made £1.50.

PNL.

2047.

Hmm, market tanking.

I didn't do much last night.

Tomorrow should be fun.

PI. Raining again.

Storm Benjamin.

So it's going to rain

every single day for the next 10 days.

Great. Saturday, Sunday raining. Friday, Saturday, Sunday raining.

I

get my Kick money in

7 hours.

Market tanking. Told you

it's been so stormy and rainy this year.

Makes

you not want to go out, doesn't it?

Louvre. Crown jewels stolen.

Council fines woman for pouring coffee down drain. What? £150? What drain? The street drain? What's wrong with that?

What's wrong pouring— I mean, the rain goes down the drain. What's wrong with the coffee?

How do they steal something from a museum? What happened to all the alarm systems?

Well, it just says coffee

and there's a picture of a woman holding a cup of coffee. I don't know if that's her.

Looks like someone bought a new car. A very nice-looking SUV coming into the driveway on a trailer.

Fancy. People ask why I have a camera pointing outside. Always interesting things happening on the driveway.

Have you seen that video? Guy buys a new Audi or something, comes off the trailer, and then this guy rides into it on an electric bike. I think he's Dutch.

Your streams are so fun, no wonder you have 800 views. Yeah, let's go

hype train!

Ah,

now welcome in my new fans with the dominating burp.

What a breath of fresh air.

Yeah, everyone finds me fun, my mate. That's why I got 800 motherfucking viewers.

I don't know why a Spanish girl keeps messaging me.

She suggested we could meet up on the moors for a walk.

Bored of Ninja Gaiden? I returned it after 20 minutes. Why not? Because it's raining

every day,

and to be honest, I'd rather stream.

I thought you were desperate for girls. Uh, I don't really— not really that into her,

to be honest. She's not really worth losing a day of streaming for. She's not ugly,

but I didn't really click.

She got big boobs though.

I wonder whose new car that is.

Where's my tweezer? I don't know why in Japanese they call tweezers a pinsetto. Pinsetto. Why don't they just call it a tweezer?

Chihiro has used my tweezers. 'Cause I had good ones. I've always got good tweezers. These are my favourite ones.

Damascus steel.

I like plucking the hairs on the side of my face.

They never come out when I shave them.

Same as In German, really?

Oh, I didn't know that.

Tweezers in German.

Ah, Pinzett.

Huh, didn't know that. So they use Arbeit, Arbeite, and they use Pinzett for tweezers. Funny how they randomly pick and choose German words and English words.

Pinset.

That's a nice looking car. Petrol SUV. Looks like a

Kia. I don't know. Or Hyundai.

None of my neighbors drive EVs. They like the Audis and BMWs. Got a couple Fords.

One's got a Mercedes.

Someone's got a nice Audi.

Son of a bitch, what is this? What do you mean?

Say hi to my new fans. Buy my merch. Mugs

on sale. Turkish girl mug, 10% off.

Sitting like this is making me want to poo.

Oh.

Oh, spasm.

I'm gonna risk a fart. Hopefully it's not wet.

Okay, it's not wet.

Wouldn't want to embarrass myself from my new viewers.

Battlefield 6 soon.

Might pee first. Okay, pee now.

Where everyone tuning in from? Where everyone tuning in from? Where everyone tuning in from? Where everyone tuning in from? Where everyone tuning in from? Where everyone tuning in from? Where Everyone,

I'm peeing. Don't look.

Pee complete. Pants back on.

Where everyone tuning in from? Where everyone tuning in from? Where everyone tuning— ow, walked into the door.

Someone got a new car.

Everyone tuning in from where? Everyone tuning in from where? Everyone tuning in from where?

Everyone tuning in from— Hello, Sinister, where you tuning in from? What is this shit? Uh, how dare you? This is the best stream on Kick. King of IRL. Now Ice is not here anymore. Bit cold.

It's nine degrees. Temperature's plummeting.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, it's cold.

How's he gonna reverse out the drive? God, driving a trailer looks like a nightmare.

Should be interesting.

I wish I had some luxury features like heated steering wheel, heated seats. Even my mum's Honda CR-V had heated seats. If my car had heated seats, God, battery would drain so quickly.

Hey, Star, you jealous of my new viewers?

Put my heating on, but it's like 20 pence an hour.

Oh, this should be interesting.

How's he gonna reverse that trailer out?

Oh, I would not want to drive a trailer.

Hey Rainbow, where you tuning in from? Tuning in from where? Tuning in from? Tuning in from?

I don't have a thermometer. I thought about getting one.

I'm not as smart as I think. I don't think I ever claimed to be smart, actually. Don't assume that I assume that I think I'm smart just because I have a nice accent.

Imagine he backs the trailer up into the new car. The trailer corner is so close to the new car. Oh God,

God, that's tight.

I still can't believe I was at Tesco and I saw someone just hit another car's bumper, and then he just drove off. These old people really just driving like they're driving bumper cars.

Oh, oh,

oh,

that corner was so close to the lamppost.

Damn, I would not want to drive a trailer.

That thing's massive.

My sister's definitely smarter.

She's not emotionally impulsive like I am. I think she inherited a lot of my dad's traits.

And I'm basically a male version of my mum.

Short-tempered, gambling, emotional.

I wonder if I had another sibling, what would they be like?

It's my neighbor's new car. They got another new car? They already bought— I saw them already get a new car.

Hmm, no good morning message from my GF.

Maybe she's sleeping still.

I don't know why I took on my mum more than my dad. I don't know what decides these things. Oh, it's his new car.

One of the neighbours owns a car dealership. So sometimes he comes in with random cars. Maybe he ran out of space at his dealership.

I can't believe I just randomly walked into a car dealership and it was my neighbor's.

It happened back in June, I think. I went to do my car MOT, so I walked around whilst I was waiting to look at cars, and then he came up to me. And he said, oh, what are you looking for? And I said, I'm just looking around. He said, looking for an EV? And I was like, uh,

no. And I thought, how does he know?

I didn't recognize him at all. I remember when I first moved in here, I shook his hand.

He recommended his mate Mark because he does EVs.

Yeah, you gotta do MOT every year.

If it hasn't passed an MOT and you drive it, it's not road legal.

I had to buy a new wheel. Cost me £200.

I feel like buying parts for my car is very expensive. It was like £240 for a new wheel, not just the tire but the actual wheel,

cuz I buckled it hitting a pothole. And when I was doing high speeds, it was vibrating the whole car, which felt a bit scary.

I actually forgot what MOT stands for. Ministry of Traffic?

But then why would that be called an MOT?

I

think the actual MOT was just about £40 or £50.

Who's Rob?

Would I get a different car, same model, if I had to get a new one? Oh, I don't know. I feel like sometimes I want a petrol car.

Oh, my robe, I think it's like £30.

It's much nicer than my blue one.

Yeah, sometimes I do wish I had a petrol car.

But then I have to go to a petrol station.

Yeah, petrol is more expensive. Over time.

For example, to charge up to do 100 miles at a public charger, I think it would cost about £10,

£11. In petrol, it's like £17, £18. But if I charge at home, it's like £5. And if I had an EV tariff, it would cost like £1.50.

But I don't have an EV tariff.

It costs like £1.70 to charge up for 100 miles,

but you'd have to charge it overnight on an EV tariff for 7p per kilowatt rate. I only have a 23p per kilowatt rate. They wouldn't let me have the EV tariff.

Because I can't get a smart meter because I don't have WAN coverage.

Market gonna tank.

Why is rubbish going out on a Thursday instead of a Wednesday?

I haven't put my rubbish out in a month.

Because I was at my mum's house and then I forgot to put it out last week, and I haven't been bothering to put out my recycling because I don't really have any.

Hmm, kind of weird my GF didn't message me.

It's nearly 11. Is it? Yeah.

Must be asleep.

Although I don't remember her sleeping this late, even on days off.

I hate when things are unusual.

I'd say she messages me first more times than not.

Well, we were messaging quite late, later than usual last night, so maybe she went to bed late.

It's fun trying to figure out their daily routine. Just from message habits.

What do we talk about? That's none of your business. It's my personal life.

1, 2, 3, or 1, 2, 3. Same.

I thought it's so cold in your house you were breathing steam. Sometimes it is that cold. If it gets near zero.

What are we doing today?

Gonna play some Battlefield 6 and then lunch, then trading, and then Battlefield 6,

and then I don't know.

Need excitement in your life.

Apart from women, I don't really know how to get excitement in my life. Making money is fun, I guess.

Is that— is that— I don't— what?

Bam, Beyond Meat down to 279.

Maybe I do. If I go back to YouTube, I wonder if I try like a 10-hour Battlefield 6 stream.

The YouTube peeps have no idea how My streaming habits have changed since doing Kick.

If my laptop broke, I don't know if I'd get a new one

instead of getting either an Xbox or a desktop.

You wouldn't actually need to spend a lot on a desktop to make one better than what I have. You'd probably spend like £1,000 and it'd be way better than my laptop.

You'd probably spend like £600 and it'd be better than a laptop. Just get RTX 4000 series.

YouTube, it would usually spike to like 110, then drop down to about 60

after a while.

Damn, it's raining a lot. I'm not going out.

I want to make Korean, Korean breakfast, like Spam, kimchi rice, scrambled egg.

Kind of craving that.

No, no gochujang.

That'd be weird.

Gochujang's usually with pork belly.

Hmm, don't know if I hold off on Battlefield 6.

Until after lunch. Although I want to do trading after lunch. It's 11 now. If I have lunch and then end stream at 12, then start a new one, and then 2 hours, about 4 or 6, until market open.

I heard some stand-up comedians, they plant paid hecklers in the audience.

And then they like discuss or arrange what they're gonna say so they have a joke prepared for it. And then everyone's like, wow, he's so quick-witted, when really it's just scripted. And how are you gonna prove that the heckler was paid for,

or if it was a genuine heckler?

How are you able to do this day in, day out without going crazy? Is think of the money.

Eyes on the money. Lock in.

Savings haven't budged in weeks.

Um, yeah, that's because

my overdraft has been sucking it.

Also, my stocks have been going down.

I think I've lost like 200— I haven't lost it, but my portfolio has gone down £200. Worth, nearly.

So if the stocks were still like they were a couple weeks ago, I would have been up to £7,500 now.

I don't need to sell the stocks to pay off the overdraft because I'm gonna get paid today and I'll use that to pay off the overdraft. I'm gonna get paid in 5 hours.

Um,

yeah, been tough this month.

Booking hotels and stuff.

Yeah, I'll be back in overdraft when rent comes, cuz I'll make another 600 by rent time, but rent is 900, so then I'll be in overdraft again.

Until the second week of November.

So I don't understand how I'm making so much money, but I can't get out of overdraft.

It's weird.

I also put, I think, $400 or $500 into my trading account because it nearly got blown out again.

With that minus £400 short,

the CFD account is costing me hundreds and I'm not really making anything.

Yeah, I have a tracking sheet spreadsheet of my budget— I mean, my expenses.

Hotel, hotel, charging, Battlefield 6,

got Amazon payments, electric bill, subscriptions, internet.

Yeah, at this rate I'm gonna have to use my tax— my savings to pay for the taxes. Because I barely have anything left over at the end of the month.

So far this year I've made 22,800,

which means I owe taxes of about

$1,700 in taxes.

I've got about $1,200 business expenses.

I'll put this as a business expense.

GoPro mounts, bell box, wind muff. I put the Switch 2 as a business expense. I don't know if I'd get away with that. I might have to take that off. I put the wheel down as a business expense and the tires. Because I was a delivery driver. And Bobbi Brown, £76. IV cam.

I don't know what else can be a business expense.

The iPhone, I don't use it to stream.

I put the Switch 2 as an expense because I used it for content.

Hotels? Don't think seeing my girlfriend at a hotel counts as a business expense.

Unless I made a video reviewing the hotel.

Yeah, I'll claim Bobby as business expense. If they want proof, I'll send them the videos.

Bobby was like £70.

Pretty good investment though.

Yeah, end of the month is still on.

I really don't think she'd cancel that one. I mean, she's already booked the tickets. Something catastrophic would have to happen.

Like, I can't even imagine. Like, it would have to be so bad.

I think even if her car blew up, she could either borrow one of her parents' cars or she would probably let me give her a lift.

Since I've already booked the hotel now, she can't really back out of it.

No, she's not a NEET,

but she doesn't work full-time.

I thought she did.

She didn't lie, it's just I misunderstood.

I think she does zero-hour contract, which means you're not guaranteed a set amount of hours per week.

I didn't really understand what that meant until I looked it up.

I work 100 hours a week.

No, I work like 70 hours a week, I think.

I've got one piece of bacon. What should I make for lunch?

Might as well eat it.

Why did you leave one left?

Um, I actually don't know. Oh, I think there's 8 in it, but I usually have 2 per meal. But then one time I had noodles and I put one slice of bacon in it.

I was thinking, wait, did they put 9 slices in the packet?

07.

What's that noise?

I don't know.

See your mom? How? She's not here. What, you think I'm at my mom's house?

Make $13 an hour? It's more than me. I make like $8 an hour now.

I got a bacon and a sausage.

One sausage, hash brown.

Time is 1:11:11. Why is she not messaging me? No way she's still in bed.

Bit strange.

Usually would have expected a good morning by now.

Unless something crazy happened at home.

Bit concerning. This is not usual,

but I've learned that she's a little bit unpredictable.

Might be really tired, possible, but 11 o'clock, still in bed? Pretty crazy.

I couldn't stay in bed until 11 even if I wanted to or tried. I just— I'd need to pee and then I'd be wide awake and I'd be like, okay, new day.

Gotta get that bag.

You know, if you like feeling down, you don't have work, maybe you stay in bed.

But if you are someone who can make money from home and time is money, you wouldn't really want to be in bed.

I still

don't get a message by 12, I'm gonna be a bit concerned.

Something must have happened.

Oh, why do I have to pee again? I just peed already and I haven't drank anything. I only had one cup of coffee the whole day. Why do I need to pee 3 or 4 times?

Then, then, then, then.

Is it 2 hours yet? 1 hour 36. 24 minutes for lunch, then break, toilet, Battlefield 6.

The plan.

I'll end the stream and then come back like 2 minutes later. Whoa, sausage is exploding!

Wiener!

I think that's done.

Lunch.

Air-fried bacon versus pan-fried bacon.

Hmm, pretty good actually.

It's like a roasted flavor.

The sausage is very good. I might get more.

Exquisite. Mmm, it's falling out of my mouth.

I

forgot to make an egg.

Sausage,

really nice.

No.

Delicious.

I like the slightly metallic taste of the sausage.

Now to have accidental crisis.

Feeling negative about a few things.

I keep, I keep trying to go short and getting stopped out. The short's just not working.

Market's flat.

I wonder if it's gonna go crazy again today. Yesterday was wild.

It's so hard to trade when there's no volatility.

When it's whipping up and down, you can easily scalp a pound here, pound there.

See, now it looks like it's gonna tank, so I go short. I put in my stop loss here just in case.

And then it won't tank.

Damn, it's raining.

15 minutes left,

then Battlefield.

Stop trading?

Uh, no,

I like trading.

If trading were easy, everyone would be doing it.

Imagine if it was really easy, everyone quit their jobs to become traders, and then the government had to step in and ban it because society was collapsing.

See, I go short and then it rips. I get stopped out and then it tanks.

Makes no sense.

Very, um, Flat day.

I lost £4, £3.50,

£2. I made 2— no, I lost £2. I lost £4. I lost

£1.50, £3. I've lost about £3.15. £1.15, lost £1.15 today so far. I've done 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 trades today,

minus £1.

Not going great.

Elevate yourself to a higher frequency. To attract the goodies up there.

I'm on the higher frequency now. Good things are coming. Yay!

Give me some dopamine.

Yes, tanking.

Come on, tankin'.

Tankin',

25 pence.

Tankin'. Anything on YouTube?

8 minutes to go.

Oh fuck, it's ripping. I'm down £1.

Okay, I'll go along then if you want to play like that. Long and short at the same time, can't lose. Oh hey, Thailand Forever, I'm doing so great,

nothing is going wrong in my life.

Everything's so good.

Loving everything that the universe has sent to me so far this day.

God, I can't wait to go back to YouTube.

Don't have to worry about

KCIP anymore.

Come on, 6 minutes. Oh God, I want to pee.

How much my Ninja Gaiden video make?

70 cents plus 75 cents. Wow, not even a dollar.

Wow.

3 minutes 45 seconds. Until break one.

Browse some Amazon, maybe.

Where everyone tuning in from? Where everyone tuning in from? Where Everyone tuning in from— everyone tuning in from—

what was that?

3 minutes 55 seconds.

And then Battlefield.

Goddamn, who would know 3 minutes would pass so slowly?

Feels like an eternity.

2 minutes 50 seconds.

Come on,

go! Come on, fucking 2 minutes.

It's like I'm chained to this computer physically and mentally.

I need to pay.

Hey Brace, where you tuning in from? 1 minute 45. Ah, sweet release. I need to pee.

1 minute 4 seconds.

Oh, 55 seconds.

48 seconds.

45 seconds.

40 seconds.

35 seconds.

30 seconds.

Oh.

21 seconds.

15 seconds.

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. See you in 10 minutes.