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I went to the same school as CHRIS BROAD (Abroad in Japan)-1

2018-08-20 · 10 min

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  1. believe it sounds like I'm just making this up, but I swear, I promise that this is a true story, and I'm going to explain to you how I found out that I went to school with Chris bloody Broad. So it all started yesterday when I was doing a livestream, and I thought it'd be fun if I go

    Segment details0:00–0:15 · rev_576f0cb7ac5ed4cf9cbd13deb03b439e_0
  2. onto Facebook and looked up people that I used to go to school with, and I found this girl. I won't say her name, but I found this girl, and I remember punching her on her arm for some reason back in school when I was about 8 or 9 years old. So I added her as a friend on

    Segment details0:15–0:31 · rev_576f0cb7ac5ed4cf9cbd13deb03b439e_1
  3. Facebook And I apologized for punching her. And surprisingly, she replied to me. I really wasn't expecting a reply from her, and she replied saying, oh my god, I don't remember this. And then I replied, I didn't think you would. We went to Sussan Valance Primary together. And I was a bit curious to see if this person, this

    Segment details0:31–0:51 · rev_576f0cb7ac5ed4cf9cbd13deb03b439e_2
  4. girl, had any other friends that I knew from school on her friends list. So I did some snooping around on her friends list, and guess who I found on her bloody friends list? None other than the one and only Chris Bloody Broad, right there on her friends list. I couldn't believe it. I was so shocked and surprised.

    Segment details0:51–1:09 · rev_576f0cb7ac5ed4cf9cbd13deb03b439e_3
  5. At first, I thought maybe she's just a fan of his YouTube channel. Maybe she's interested in Japan and she just happened to also watch Abroad in Japan and she followed his public Facebook page. So I decided to go and click on Chris's Facebook page, and I noticed under the friends tab it says 1 mutual. And that's because

    Segment details1:10–1:28 · rev_576f0cb7ac5ed4cf9cbd13deb03b439e_4
  6. this girl that I knew from school, she accepted my Facebook friend request. And we're friends on Facebook now. That's why it says 1 mutual. And that means that this girl isn't just following Chris's Facebook page. They're actually friends on Facebook. Now, you might be thinking, Daniel, just because they're Facebook friends doesn't mean they know each other in

    Segment details1:29–1:48 · rev_576f0cb7ac5ed4cf9cbd13deb03b439e_5
  7. real life. And I totally understand that, but I don't think that's the case because, as you can see, I also added Chris as a friend some time ago, and he ignored me because he doesn't know me. I think that Chris doesn't actually add people as friends on Facebook unless he knows them personally. So I went back onto

    Segment details1:48–2:06 · rev_576f0cb7ac5ed4cf9cbd13deb03b439e_6
  8. Facebook Messenger and I asked her, by the way, why are you friends with Chris Broad? Do you know him personally? And she replied with, I know, you fell in the pond while we were looking for newts. And that's something that happened to me in primary school. We were doing something about nature and wildlife, and we had a

    Segment details2:06–2:24 · rev_576f0cb7ac5ed4cf9cbd13deb03b439e_7
  9. pond at the school, and I stepped on a wobbly rock and I fell into the pond. I was drenched. I had to strip naked and change my clothing, and it was really embarrassing. And for some reason, everyone seems to remember me for that, as the kid who fell into the pond. And then, surprisingly, she said, I used

    Segment details2:24–2:42 · rev_576f0cb7ac5ed4cf9cbd13deb03b439e_8
  10. to live round the corner from him. Why? I was really surprised that she remembered me because I had never spoken to her during school. The only interaction I had with her was when I punched her arm. So I was really surprised that she remembered me, and I was surprised that she remembered the whole falling into the pond

    Segment details2:42–2:58 · rev_576f0cb7ac5ed4cf9cbd13deb03b439e_9
  11. thing. Anyway, I said to her, you remember me? Holy shit! And she replied, of course. And then I said, I can't believe you knew Chris Broad. And she said, why? So I thought maybe she didn't know he had a huge YouTube channel, and I said, he's a huge YouTuber now. And then she said, I know, he's in

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  12. Japan, isn't he? Now this is where the conversation gets really interesting. She said, he went to the same school. And I asked, Secondary school, because I thought she was talking about secondary school. I went to the same primary school as this girl, but I went to a different secondary school, and I thought maybe she knew him from

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  13. secondary school. But then she says, I thought we went to the same primary school. His mum used to childmind me. So Chris Broad's mum used to look after this girl that I punched in primary school, which I think is pretty funny. And then I said, he went to the same school as us? Sutton Valence? In the same

    Segment details3:37–3:55 · rev_576f0cb7ac5ed4cf9cbd13deb03b439e_12
  14. year? And then she said, No, he's a year or two younger, which is true because if you go onto Famous Birthdays and you look up Chris Broad, it says he was born in 1990. I was born in 1989, so I'm guessing he might have been in the year below me. I didn't know any of the kids from

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  15. the year below me. I remember all the kids from my year, but the other years, I don't remember any of the kids. I had a best friend when I was a kid. He lived next to my house, and he was actually a year below me, and we went to the same school. So he might have been in

    Segment details4:11–4:24 · rev_576f0cb7ac5ed4cf9cbd13deb03b439e_14
  16. the same class as Chris Broad. Unfortunately, he won't reply to my messages on Facebook. I'm not sure why. Maybe he doesn't remember who I am, which is kind of unbelievable because he used to come over to my house nearly every single day. Maybe he's still upset because one day we were playing snooker and he beat me, so

    Segment details4:24–4:42 · rev_576f0cb7ac5ed4cf9cbd13deb03b439e_15
  17. I got really upset and I hit him in the face with the snooker cue. I'm really sorry. It would be really interesting if Ricky sent me a reply and then told me that He knew Chris personally and he was friends with him. And if Chris wasn't in Ricky's class, then maybe he was in the year below Ricky,

    Segment details4:42–4:57 · rev_576f0cb7ac5ed4cf9cbd13deb03b439e_16
  18. in Ricky's sister's class. Anyway, back to the girl that I punched. So I asked her, he went to Sutton Valence? This is so weird. And then she said, I'm sure he did. I got to only know him because he was a neighbor. Random, huh? And she said she used to live in Langley. Now, if you don't know,

    Segment details4:58–5:14 · rev_576f0cb7ac5ed4cf9cbd13deb03b439e_17
  19. I used to live in Sutton Valence when I was a kid, and Langley is pretty much right next to Sutton Valence. It's the next village. As you can see from this map, the green pin is where I used to live, Sutton Valence, and then the black one above it, Sutton Valence School, is the primary school I used

    Segment details5:15–5:30 · rev_576f0cb7ac5ed4cf9cbd13deb03b439e_18
  20. to go to. And Langley is at the top, and that's where Chris Broad grew up. That's where he used to live, and he went to the same school as me and that girl that I punched went to. I think that's— that is really weird. Just the thought that I used to go to the same primary school as

    Segment details5:30–5:48 · rev_576f0cb7ac5ed4cf9cbd13deb03b439e_19
  21. Chris bloody Broad did is just so strange. I must have seen him or walked past him every day when I went to school, and I didn't even know who he would become. I might have even touched him once or twice by accident. To think that I might have even had physical contact with the one and only Chris

    Segment details5:48–6:06 · rev_576f0cb7ac5ed4cf9cbd13deb03b439e_20
  22. Bloody Broad just baffles me. I can't believe how much of a coincidence it is. I still— I still can't even believe it's true. How— how can this be happening? So I did a bit more snooping around on Chris's Facebook page, and it says that he actually went to Maidstone Grammar School. I went to Maidstone Job Centre. Maidstone

    Segment details6:06–6:24 · rev_576f0cb7ac5ed4cf9cbd13deb03b439e_21
  23. is actually the closest town to me, to my house back home in England, and I used to go there all the time. Maidstone Grammar School is a pretty decent school in Kent, and I couldn't get into it because I wasn't smart enough, and I had to go to a different shitty secondary school. But I do know someone

    Segment details6:24–6:40 · rev_576f0cb7ac5ed4cf9cbd13deb03b439e_22
  24. who also went to Maidstone Grammar School. I had this friend, one of my other best friends, called Ben, who also went to Sutton Valence Primary School. And I know that he went to Maidstone Grammar School. So I hit Ben up on Facebook, sent him a Facebook friend request, and he accepted, and we had a little chat. I

    Segment details6:40–6:56 · rev_576f0cb7ac5ed4cf9cbd13deb03b439e_23
  25. asked him, you went to Maidstone Grammar School, didn't you? And then he said, yeah, I did, and you went to Cornwallis? And then I said, I was wondering if you knew someone there called Chris Broad at MGS? And then he said, no, I only knew a Chris Broom. So I explained to Ben that Chris is a YouTuber,

    Segment details6:56–7:15 · rev_576f0cb7ac5ed4cf9cbd13deb03b439e_24
  26. and I said, oh, he's a YouTuber, and I found out he went to Maidstone Grammar, and I was wondering if you knew him. And then Ben said, oh right, send me a link to his channel and I'll see if I recognise him. So I sent him a link to Abroad in Japan, and, um, amazingly, Ben said, oh,

    Segment details7:15–7:30 · rev_576f0cb7ac5ed4cf9cbd13deb03b439e_25
  27. I do recognise him. Don't think I ever spoke to him though. I don't remember him from primary. And that's because Ben was in my year, so I don't think Ben would have remembered any of the other kids from the other years either. So he also said, no, I've never seen it before. So Ben has never seen Chris's

    Segment details7:30–7:46 · rev_576f0cb7ac5ed4cf9cbd13deb03b439e_26
  28. YouTube channel before, which is understandable if you're not really interested in Japan and you don't really watch much YouTube, then why would you know about Abroad in Japan? But he says he recognizes Chris from, from Maidstone Grammar School. I think that's really funny.

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  29. I also asked if the girl that I punched in primary school, I asked her Did you and Chris hang out as kids? And she said, he was also a neighbor and went to the same secondary school. Yes, we did as kids. And I asked her if she went to Cornwallis Secondary School, and she said yes. And this

    Segment details8:03–8:19 · rev_576f0cb7ac5ed4cf9cbd13deb03b439e_28
  30. is another coincidence because I actually also went to Cornwallis Secondary School, but I only went there for half a year, and then my granddad died, and my dad decided to move us into my granddad's house. Unfortunately, my granddad's house was a bit further away from the Cornwallis, and my dad changed me to a different school. So even

    Segment details8:19–8:39 · rev_576f0cb7ac5ed4cf9cbd13deb03b439e_29
  31. if somehow she was wrong about Kris going to Sussum Valley Primary School, he went to Cornwallis, and I also went to Cornwallis. What if my granddad didn't die? What if he died 5 years later and we never moved house and I continued going to Cornwallis? I could— maybe I could have gotten to know Kris. Maybe me and

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  32. Kris could have been best friends. We could have been best mates. We would have had so much in common. We both loved Japan. We both loved traveling. It would have been great. We would hang out, go for beers, maybe meet Natsuki. And Chris, we could go to pachinko together. Hey Chris, I was your childhood friend. We went

    Segment details8:57–9:11 · rev_576f0cb7ac5ed4cf9cbd13deb03b439e_31
  33. to the same school. We actually went to 2 schools together. That technically makes us friends. Can I have a shout-out please? Please? Please? Oh, and you know what else is a strange coincidence? It says he also went to the University of Kent, Canterbury. Do you know where Victoria used to live? Canterbury. And she also went to the

    Segment details9:11–9:33 · rev_576f0cb7ac5ed4cf9cbd13deb03b439e_32
  34. University of Kent. Canterbury. Victoria is the same age as me, maybe slightly younger. What if she was in the same year as Chris Broad was at university? So what if— what if Chris Broad knows Victoria personally? Everything's connected. This can't just be purely coincidence. All the dots, they're lining up, and it's all connected.

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