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Uh, door stopper won't stop this door because there's a ledge. There's a gap in the bottom. The door, the bottom of the door isn't flush with the ground. It's not supposed to be a lock, it's just supposed to stop the wind from blowing the door open. First comment I get, more backseat nagging about things you don't understand. Great start to this ring. The string isn't there to prevent people coming in. It's because if the string isn't there, the door blows open. I don't want the door to be wide open. I'm able to explain every fucking thing now.

My mental health, unknown is bored. Bored all the time. Weather is horrible, can't go out. And the body's aching. Not as bad as yesterday though. I think a few more days my legs will be back to normal. I still haven't got the Nighthawk refund. They're saying some kind of problem. They said they received it, but it hasn't been scanned or processed or returned. Weird. Just give me my fucking money. And I got scammed by that dating site. The only replies you get are weird, like automated bot replies. Are you ready to start our journey together? Like really weird.

They, they look like normal women because they're kind of ugly, but they reply really weird stuff. Website, I shouldn't have paid for it. Oh, well. Yeah. I though it looks legit. And the only replies you get are weird AI kind of responses. At least make it realistic. Why do they say stuff like, I don't know, like a bot would say. Why do they make it so obvious it's a bot? You usually have to pay on these dating sites to be able to message people. I don't really know any website where you get to message them for free.

Rent is due in six days. I think Friday, I get paid again Thursday. So the pay I make, the money I make in the coming week will all be gone for rent. The first week of the first, first week of the month is always demoralizing. With all the money you make in the first week go straight back out. That's just how it is. I watched, um, a Turkey Tum video about Justin Minks. Have you heard of her? Irish Twitch streamer. God, she's such a mess. Yeah, the alcoholic. I don't know, she reminds me a bit of Crips, like kind of crazy, weird girl. Attention hungry. Addicted to substances. Wild, crazy. But she streams. She had a lot of drama with big streamers too.

And then she went back to her house in Ireland and she was like streaming her family and they had this big argument on stream. And I though, Jesus, I'm kind of glad my family don't wanna be on stream. I would not wanna be. I mean, imagine everyone's okay with being on stream and then you just fight in front of the camera. But what a mess. It made me do some self-reflection. It makes you think no wonder normal people don't wanna get involved with streamers. So many of them are just toxic, drama hungry. I heard Justin Minks only gets like 200 viewers now.

I feel like when, every time someone else gets involved with this streaming stuff, it gets messy. It starts off all innocent, doesn't it? Just friends having a good time on streaming. It always, I don't know. See, not always, but a lot of the time it seems you get messy with these big streamers. Have you seen Jack Septi guy? His hair is all gray now. That must be some weird genetic thing. It can't be all gray in your 30s. Yeah, it's best to do it alone, but it's so boring. It makes it a lot easier to get views if you have some drama and other people on stream.

I think Jake and Bake does it really well. No drama, no scandals. Just a nice guy, doesn't say anything bad about other people. I used to think he was boring and lame. I used to think Ice beside his really cool and Jake and Bake was really lame. I've kind of switched now. Now I think, yeah, that's how you do it. You stay respectful. Don't get canceled. Don't go crazy. Don't make people hate you. Yeah, some people do it well. You'll have the right character, I guess. And streaming either shows you, I mean, it shows you for your true colors eventually.

The true colors come out. So if you're naturally a good guy, that's what people will see. And sometimes it's not worth airing out your opinion, right? I feel like you, you lose more by airing out your opinion than what you gain from airing it out. I mean, you gain more from keeping it to yourself than what you gain by airing it out, if you know what I mean. You don't really gain anything. Apart from it feels kind of satisfying in the moment when you're doing it. Made $224 yesterday. It's 15 an hour, not bad. I think in, in about four hours, in about four hours, my likes will refill and then I can start matching with the people who match me and I could talk to them. See what we got. I'm not, last time I checked this morning, I wasn't banned yet.

So if I can get the WhatsApp quickly. I think I've got six matches on Tinder and three on Bumble. No plans today? Not really. Weather's horrible. Don't really wanna go out. Every day I've got terrible weather. Look at that. I don't know where to go anymore anyway. It'll just be the same four places. And new places all look the same as well, because it's just the same area. So it looks like I'm gonna have to get on a plane if we want any new places. The zoo. It's not really like a big proper zoo. It's more like, like a conservation.

It's not like a, like a big commercial zoo, like an animal sanctuary. I'm tired figuring out where to go every day. Yeah, if I was single, if I was a single guy, God, I would never wanna move here. At the time, I didn't care. I just though I just want a house. I don't care where it is. I've got a car, I can drive. Towns nearby. What, what else do I need? I don't, I don't want hustle and bustle in the UK. I wanna live in a shitty UK city. Uh, city's here horrible. If I was gonna move to the city, I'd go to Bangkok. That's my number one choice.

I don't really know what the point, uh, like, what was the goal of living here? Like, what was I gonna do? Just sit in the house and make YouTube videos. About what, though? I don't really know. I mean, I was not really thinking further than a couple months at a time. I just wonder if I could go back in time and explore what my mind was thinking at the time. Like, why did I want, why did I want to come here so badly and get houses so badly? It doesn't really seem to make any sense now.

But it must have made sense at one point. It was a very spontaneous spur of the moment decision with the fight happening with my mum. It was not thought out well at all. It was January, banned on Amazon. I wanted to come back to YouTube, focus on it. Yeah, I though I could have a normal life, get a job. I mean, I could. I just, I don't know if I want it. Because the weather's bad again, I'm getting those thoughts again about running away to Asia. Waiting for your Amazon payment to be gone. <laugh> Yeah.

But there's just no benefit to paying it all off at once. Yeah, it's very isolating here. It makes you wonder why if you're under the age of, if you're under the age of 35, why would you wanna live here? It seems so boring. Amazon payments for this phone that I'm using now, the Flip seven. Yeah, nature is nice, I guess. But you can't really do much with nature, apart from look at it. It's just there, and then you look at it. That's all you do, really. Don't you think all the weeds would die over winter? I come back and it's all magically gone.

Would be pretty nice. There's just so many weeds. The weather's never nice to go out and pluck them. I pluck some, something in that pile, that brown pile. Uh, whatever. I can't bother. I hate the stinging nettles. I don't have any gardening gloves. I had some, but they were really thin, so they weren't very good, put them in the bin. Maybe I just pay for a gardener. How much for a gardener just weed everything out? Oh, God. I don't know how I'm gonna do this every day for weeks and weeks and weeks. Need some fresh air.

You were so excited when you started on Kick. Yeah. But I feel like I've been everywhere. I've done everything here. Been the, done that. I think it's getting around to that point where I need to actually book a plane to get out of here. Just get it done, you know? Yeah, I was taking to my tiger. I'm trying to get them onto WhatsApp before my free trial ends. I got one of them on WhatsApp, the single mother. But the other one says she has line, so I gotta make a new line. I think dating in Thailand will be easy compared to here.

I think it'd be easy to arrange some meetups. I think most English people use WhatsApp. My mom and sister use it. Previous British girlfriends in 2022 that I had also use it. I think it's the main messaging app. But I think, I don't know, I think Thai people use Line mostly and also WhatsApp. What I might do is I could stream going to the airport. Shouldn't be too hard. It's like 45 minute taxi ride to Exeter and then get one train and then get one bus. Should be about five hours maybe. Uh, I really can't be bothered to... I mean, like, I don't know. Like I wanna go, but also I can't be bothered to go. It's a weird feeling because it's a lot of effort mentally and physically.

And I don't wanna speak, I don't wanna be stuck in a taxi for four hours. It's boring and kind of awkward if we don't talk. But it's like being stuck in a room for four hours with a person and also nearly three times more expensive. And also I can't stream it. So I could get transport to the airport for free if I stream it. So I am leaning 80% now towards public transport. Doesn't seem as, as complicated as I though it would be. Just go get to Redding. Exeter to Redding is the biggest part of the journey. I think it's one hour and 40 minutes on the train. As long as the train's not too crowded, I could probably just stand by the door if there's no empty seats. I don't want to be sat next, sat next to someone.

Devon has Exeter Airport, but it doesn't fly direct to Bangkok. It only flies direct to Amsterdam for some reason. It's a small airport. So you'd have to go to Amsterdam and then get a flight from Amsterdam. And it ends up being more expensive and longer flights with more stops. More stops, longer journey, and more expensive. It's rubbish. It's good if you go into Amsterdam, I guess. Cheap flights to Amsterdam, but I don't really want to go to Amsterdam. If the flight is at 9:00 or 7:00 PM, I don't really need a hotel. But if it was in the morning, I'd get a hotel.

Oh, sorry, if I get a hotel, I can stream longer, so I stream the whole day. 'Cause if I don't, I would get at the, I get to the airport at, mm, probably like 2:00, 3:00 PM, I have to end the stream. So I could only do four, like seven or eight hour stream, maybe six, depends when I get there. But if I booked a hotel, I could do like a 15 hour stream. May, it's the difference of making probably 250 versus 140. Make an extra hundred dollars, but then I've got to spend $100 on booking a hotel.

Is it really worth it? And then if it's a late flight, I have to check out in the morning, have the whole day just sitting around doing nothing. I could stream again. I don't know. How much would a hotel be? If it's like 50 pounds, might not be too bad. M- make more money. It might be free. Free hotel or free train because I stream the whole day. They've got hotels actually in the airport, but they're expensive. Well, these are so cheap. Heathrow lodge. Although the toilet. I get excited. I could get an Uber Eats as well to the hotel.

Best Western 60 pounds. Is that on the runway? How's my Tinder matches going? Uh, I've got a few. But I don't have any likes left. I've got seven matches, but I can't see them. I need to wait until I likes refill. Got three matches on Bumble. Might try Hinge as well. Oh yeah. Tinder is letting me swipe. Oh, I matched that. Oh yeah, I can match my matches now. Um, so what I gotta do is look at the patterns of the blur and try and match those people. Otherwise, I'm gonna waste my likes on people that haven't matched me.

Uh, this is one of them. Oh, no, it wasn't. I just like everyone maybe. When am I going Thailand? Uh, maybe I'll wait. I mean, I think it'd be... I don't know. I thought maybe I'll wait until I'm band on Tinder and Bumble and see if I can get anyone before going. But even if I'm not banned, I could still use it in Thailand. Okay, it's matching me. It's showing me the people who liked me first. Okay, so far I've got five, six, seven. Oh got seven matches. Three, three, one. I've got seven matches and another seven. I haven't unlocked them yet.

Nearly every single one of them have tattoos. I know they're pretty good. Oh, I've already unlocked them all. I, I got all my matches in. Hmm. I've got seven. Five foot three. Mm, what should I say? Yeah, that one, this one. I'm very into gaming. Favorite games, Eldon Ring, Fallout Cat Lover, who is learning Japanese. 5'4". 76 miles away. Seems nice. Kate. This one, this other one, I'm not gonna message. <laugh> It's weird. 16 miles away. This is on Tinder. What time should I message them? 1:00 PM on a weekday. Weekend's coming up. They might be more eager to meet up since it's a weekend. I like these two. Don't know about this one.

Weird nose piercings. 5'4". We'll get on if you like talking about philosophy, the universe, science, adians, folklore, crypted, and the nephilim. What's that? She looks okay, but the nose piercings are kind of weird. 16 miles away. What is nephilm? 16 miles away is like distance to Kit Hill. 5'1". Very short. Yeah. 13 mile... I have a six-year-old son. Hmm. Hm, maybe not was. Cis woman. C-I-S. What does that mean? Uh, no. Unmatch. Unmatched her. What is CIS woman? What does that mean? I'm unmatching this one too. So I've got six. I don't like this one.

Unmatch her. Laid back introvert wants someone to la - have a laugh with, play games, talk about nonsense, have good friendship, perhaps more. Not here for that kind of fun, but figured it was worth a shot. I'm shy, so be warned. 76 miles away, like, that's far. Where would that even be? Like Exeter's only 30 miles away and I feel like that. It's like two hours away. Maybe she's in Bristol. No, Bristol's 120 miles, so not that far. Maybe Taunton. Taunton is, yeah, Taunton's 70 miles away. It's two hours drive. Well, she could be the other way in Cornwall.

Although she seems cool. So it's elden ring and cats, and she's learning Japanese. Or should I say... Hey, how, how... I feel like I don't wanna torpedo this one. Hey, how long... I use Japanese as my thing. How long have you been studying Japanese for? Well, I thought about nose piercings. And then this one. I'll say, I used to live there. I won't say I was married. <laugh> I'll say, oh, I used to work in Japan as a, as... I'll say I'm an English teacher. Why not? No, I don't wanna do too many lies, just in case. This one's 16 miles away.

34 look quite nice. Well, so I say... No, I still think 1:0 PM is too early to be messaging them. I think wait until... I think wait until the evening, because they might be at work. And then by the time they get back, a bunch of other guys might have messaged them, and then my one gets put to the bottom. So I've got... I've only got five now because they're unmatched too. Yeah, I think I'll hold off. Okay. I think I've ran out. Yeah, I ran out of likes. Okay. Bumble. Uh, still need to wait a few more hours for my likes to reset.

Once I get her WhatsApp, I mean, I can't unban... I mean, you can't ban me now. I like, I like that girl with the Japanese stuff. A bit far, but two hour drive's not too bad. I think there's, like, some things that I can use, like Japanese and the gaming aspect. I can ask her stuff like, "Have you been to Japan? How'd you find it? What anime do you like?" I feel like there's a lot of entry points there. The other one with the filter, I don't know. She hasn't written anything really, but she looks nice.

Well, approach this from a military strategic operation kind of thinking. Oh, the wind. Oh, the wink is blowing my door, making me jump. Hm, maybe if I get some girls to meet up in this area, I'll forget about Thailand. I think, like, the only thing I'm missing here is some girls. I feel like going to Thailand would be interesting because I could meet girls easier with that Thai friendly app. But if I can get some girls quickly before I get banned, I could make living here a bit more interesting. And say, "Oh, I was living in Japan for a few years." Yeah. "Before the pandemic." "Oh, I've been going to Japan every year since 2010. ""Well, really, what would you like about Japan?" I wait until... I think I'll wait until after dinner time to start messaging them. "Ah, I wish didn't message the Japanese one too early.

It's only 1:00 unless she's unemployed.

Unemployed gamer weave girlfriend. I'll let her move in. And then I can't stream anymore. <laugh> I'd have to pretend I've got a job. I'll be like, "Okay, well, I'm going out to work now." And then I'll just go drive over to Kit Hill and do my stream there for, like, eight hours, and I'd come home. I'd be like, "Oh, I just finished work, babes." I was just sitting at Kit Hill. Imagine she also goes to Kit Hill and she's like, "Oh, Daniel, what are you doing here?" I'd be like, "Oh, I'm on my lunch break." <laugh> "What's my fake job gonna be?" Let me think. I could say I still work at Every, because I got all the EveryNote things, so it's believable. I could say I work for Every. There's grown adults doing that who've got families. It's not a bad job. It's an honest job, honest work.

Nothing wrong with that. A financial analyst, it's too unbelievable. I'm too young. You need to be like a 50-year-old middle-aged white man with gray hair. To say you make a living doing stocks. Anyone making a living doing stocks is either genius or they're old as fuck and they've been doing it so long they can actually live off it. I think I'm too young and I'm not a genius. I don't think I can bluff that I'm a genius. Oh yeah, I'm a crypto millionaire. Yeah, I knew Bitcoin was gonna blow up. Yeah, I was buying it back in 2005. Okay, buddy.

Yeah, maybe it's believable. My sister's husband's financial was a financial advisor and he's younger than me. I don't know about advisor, I think it was more like he wrote articles about... I think he bas - you know these stock YouTubers who say, "Oh, this stock's gonna explode, this is why." He basically did that but he wrote it in articles. I'll just copy that job maybe. Yeah, but then she'll be like, "Oh, so what stock do you think's gonna go up?" And I'd be like, "Um, Google <laugh>. Oh, just get S&P 500, that always goes up." God, it's cold with this wind.

Wind, it's blowing right through my house. Oh, newsland. Oh damn, nothing gets my engine going then like a, like being on a mission to get a girl. I don't know what else in life feels like the reward is worth the effort sometimes. I gotta try Hinge as well. I'll save Hinge maybe for a bit later in case one of them gets banned. I can just go onto Hinge and make a profile there. Who's Hinge? Isn't Hinge owned by Match as well? So if I get banned on Tinder, I can't use those photos again because they might use the same database. I think Hinge is owned by Match.

I'll have to take some new photos. Damn it, I should have been taking selfies when I've gone out for IRL streams. Unless I can find some screenshots. I'll go on my phone because it saves the whole stream to the phone. I've got to scrobble through it and look for a screenshot of all selfies when I was posing. It's just hard because I didn't pose much. It hasn't... I'm thinking it hasn't detected my face now because I used the software to cloak the image. I don't know if the software actually works, but the software is supposed to cloak your image so it isn't recognizable by facial recognition.

I think it's so retarded to get lifetime ban for doing one little bad thing. Uh, five, how many years ago? I think I did it in 2021 in Manchester. It was five years ago, Jesus Christ. After five... Even people, people murder people and get punished for less years than why I get punished just for showing my willing. Get away with murder for less years than that. Is it really gonna be the lifetime? Surely they like reset the databases at some point. 10 years later still constantly banned on dating apps. Ridiculous. Yeah, and then I got banned on Bumble, uh, for not even showing my dick. I don't even know. It's like some stupid hater, uh, clipped me complaining about a date.

Said I was... I don't know. I don't even know what I said. I just said, oh, on a date, she was so annoying, dumb bitch, like that. I just said something like that. I think that's... I don't know why else I'd be banned on Bumble, because Bumble's not owned by Match, as far as I know. Okay. They share bandness, really. God, it's so fucking stupid. Really wish I didn't do that. Biggest mistake I've ever made was put my dick on my picture. God, I just, I don't know how I'm gonna meet women out of offline. I mean, I don't know how to meet women without the internet.

I don't want to have to get a job to meet women. Yeah, I have to go to clubs, I guess. Bars. Nightclub in Plymouth. Nightclub in... Oh God, these rubbish bags stink. Maybe I book a hotel in Plymouth and I try for a week. Nightclubs every night. Business expense. I remember when I first got banned on Tinder, I freaked out and I messaged this guy on Fiverr, like, uh, I had messaged this Tinder coach guy. He was offering that he could take control of my Tinder app and my dating apps and chat to women for me and get me dates. So I messaged him saying, "I got banned.

How can I get back on?" He was like, "Oh, it's easy. Get new number, phone, I'll do it for you." "Yeah, but you just told me how to do it, so why do I need you to do it for me now? " <laugh> So I didn't pay him. Then I started researching how to get back on. Fresh device, fresh IP. Now, the problem is, if I get banned here and I try to make a new account on my Flip seven, the risk is the IP address is gonna be the same and they'll ban me again.

So if I get banned here, I probably won't try to make another account here. I would save it for Thailand. Or maybe Japan. I might save it... I don't think I need it for Thailand because Thai friendly is pretty good. I'd probably save it for Japan. Yeah, I think I'll save my Flip seven, fresh Flip seven for Japan, because it'd be nice to line up some dates. Imagine I get another Korean woman I can move in with. What is MTD? Ministry, tennis department, motorized tank department. No idea what that is. You have to do five tax returns a year.

Well, I'll worry about that when I've made 50K and got 50K in the bank. Yeah, I swear most of men's ambition and motivation throughout history has been to get women, and then you get that by defeating other men, by making weapons and becoming strong. As well as like the biggest motivation of man. Defeat your enemies, become strong, have the best weapons, get the women. Lights a fire under your belly. I mean, like, imagine my dick got cut off. I can't have sex anymore. What would even be my motivation in life anymore? What girl is gonna wanna date me when we can't even have sex?

And would I even want to date a girl anymore if there's no sex? Maybe I'll just completely lose interest and be happier. Who knows? Yeah, I mean, you... I don't know. Can you still nut? I guess you can still nut, even if your dick's cut off, but you just nut out of the gaping hole. And maybe just become gay at that point. Can still enjoy your bum hole. The good thing about bum hole is you can't cut it off. It's always there. I don't know what my motivation would be if it wasn't for women. Financial.

I don't know. So, uh, hmm, I don't know. You know, I'll give these dating apps a shot here in Devon, but if I get banned before I can meet anyone, then I'll be like, "Fuck this place and go in Thailand." So, hmm. Yeah, give these apps a few weeks first, maybe. It would be so dumb if I go to Thailand now and then there's actual girls or girls here who wanna meet. I'll shoot my shot with these seven, five matches. Should I sell the car before I go in Thailand? I could get a new one when I come back.

I wonder if anyone recognizes you. <laugh> Jesus. D- do I even still look the same from when I was viral? Imagine remembering me seven years later from the 2018 days. Oh my God, are you Daniel? What if they recognize me and report me? That's what I'm scared of. Mm-hmm. No, yeah, the Turkey Tum thing might put more eyes on me. But I feel like they're mostly Americans. I don't think I got any Brit - did any British people come from the Turki Tum thing. They seem to be all Americans or Canadians. I've, I mean, Holly was on the video. Holly's British and she was commenting on it.

I guess it was recommended to her. But how did she know it was me? How does she know what I look like now? 'Cause I don't look like now. I don't look like what I used to look like when I was a kid, especially with that thumbnail, that long hair and the weird filter. That doesn't look like me when I was a kid at all. Well, maybe she's just watches him anyway. Weird. It's a storm coming. It seems kind of stormy. This place looks quite cool. Lopwell Dam, parking garden, free parking. Walk across the dam at low tide. It is 31 minutes away.

Could go there. Maybe tomorrow. What? Kaybug left the bootleg server. No, she didn't. She loves the bootleg server. Is it true? <laugh> The only time I messaged Kaybug is when people are saying stuff about her. It's a good conversation starter, I guess. Why is she fed up with us too, like, crypt? All the Turkey Tom girls gone, apart from AJ. AJ's hanging on by a thread. Yeah, well, I still got the video up called, um, I Need Your Help. If people wonder where I am, that one explains pretty well what, what I'm doing now. Mm-hmm.

What does she say? I've never seen what she says on the Discord. I hate the sound of the wind. It makes you feel very unsettled. We said she'll meet, but won't fuck. Oh, yeah, because she's normal and not crazy. No normal girl's gonna say, "Oh, yeah, I wanna meet Daniel and fuck him." That's what Crip says, and she's mental. No normal girl says that stuff. Yeah, the idiots left on YouTube are still like, "Oh, why don't you get a job? Uh, well, get a job that makes 1. 5K a month instead of doing kick that makes 6K a month. Wow, geniuses. If you need help so badly don't, why don't you get a job? Give up this streaming thing. That's so dumb.

What job can I get that's gonna make me $6,000 a month?" And I think most of my remaining audience know because I got 10,000 views on the I need your help video. They're not even writing comments like, "Where's Daniel? We need new videos, Daniel. No one cares anymore. That's the sad thing. I can just leave YouTube and no one gives a shit." My content really fell off. I was binge watching this guy on Instagram. His name is Cole. I can't tell if he's white or Asian, maybe mixed, but he does these weird street interviews in Tokyo.

I don't know. And they're not like proper interviews. He just says weird stuff and they say weird stuff back. Have you seen the guy? Tokyo Sims. This is what young people are doing now. They just walk around Tokyo and then they film weird interactions. He looks kind of cool, like he's got a cool face, and he speaks fluent Japanese and English, and he's quite muscular. Is he half Japanese or what? And all of the interviews are really awkward, like a lot of awkward silences and weird questions. It just seems like they all just... It's like they all just stand around in Shibuya with cameras filming weird stuff, all these in - young influencers now. The Gen Zs.

My era is over. We're all nearly 40 now. Now all the youngins, Gen Zs, that's what they're up to. Back in my day, the content was about life in Japan, being a Geijen. Now it's just stand around Shibuya, look for weird people. There's that other guy too. He's another weird guy. Stands around in Chibuya, Tokyo, goes up to people, and he does the same skit every time he buys something from a Family Mart. He does his stupid voice. I don't find it funny at all. It's just weird. What's funny about it? Is he saying, " <foreign>, I bought something in Family Mart." And then he goes, "Ja, Ja, Ja, Ja," in a really high-pitched voice.

I, my f - you see my face when I try and watch stuff. It's like I sucked on a lemon. I, I hate it so much. The way he says Konichi Warts triggers me. It's like <foreign>, oh my God, it fucking annoys me so much. It's so irritating. Uh, he's... I keep watching it, not because I like it, because it irritates me and I can't stop. So I hate watching it. And his face is really annoying as well. Uh, I hate all this Gen Z influencer stuff. But you kind of watch it because it's kind of interesting. They got people on it on the, from the streets. It's fun. I guess it's fun to see their reaction to it.

People were not doing this stuff back in my day, like 2010s. Let me rush to do that. I go live in Chibuya and I just walk around filming weirdos. New Tiger, 32, looking for travel buddy. Do you go to Japan a lot? Or like fuck buddy. Fucking across the world.m. Damn, market's tanking still. I shouldn't have sold my short. My short made 50 pounds. If I didn't sell it, it would be up like 100 pounds now. That's really annoying. Well, I had to be responsible and take some profits, otherwise I'd never take any profits. Not 3X leverage, 20X leverage. <laugh> 3X is child's play. I'm on 20X.

Where are we going today? Nowhere today's rest date. I'm repairing my thigh muscles. I feel like my legs have been beaten with a stick. I did 15,000 steps yesterday. Car's resting too, needs to be charged. I wanna go to Lockwell Dam tomorrow. Looks interesting. Okay. Bug always puts that yawn emoji after she says stuff. Like she's always bored. I'm not really learning anymore. I think I know my shit. I only take trades on the one setup. Um, I own all of Mr. Miaomio. And he didn't say hello. Oh my God. Oh. You wanna sit on the bean tank?

Maybe it's too windy for him outside. Now who do his routine of skulking around the house? Why does he do the same thing every day? He's already sniffed everything. He'll sniff it again. Hmm, Kaybug won't tell me why she left the bootleg, because she says I'll, she doesn't want me to say it on the screen. Wonder what it could be. But yeah, I do think it's wise. If you don't want me to accidentally say your secrets, just don't tell me secrets. Very clever. Yeah left after he dropped his... I don't know. Was it after... Wait, what are you doing?

Stiffing my garbage. Last one. Mao. Okay. What, he vanished after he dropped Pier off at my house. I wonder how long until they broke up after that. I think they were still together for like a year before she, Pierre made her move outwards. Really weird. I don't know why he did that. Wasn't it like a three hour drive one way and then he had to drive all the way back? <laugh> I wonder how Pierre got back to his house. Do you think he came back again to pick her up? Or did she get a bus?

Are we allowed to hear the full story now? It's been four years. I found my DMs with Essex girl when that whole thing happened. They're pretty wild. She was saying stuff like, "I want you. I'm gonna get pregnant." And she did like the embarrassed monkey face emoji. And she was telling me stuff like, "Oh, you should get Pierre to leave." Oh, that's not right. You should get her a hotel. And she was really getting me to get her out of my house. And then when I told her I slept with Pia, Essex girl was like, "Oh, I don't wanna meet anymore." 'Cause she slept with Pia. Yeah, okay, whatever.

I was also talking to Jahiro at the time. Jihiro was sending me screenshots of DMs between her and Cesium. He sounded like a lunatic. He was saying stuff like, "Daniel's evil. He's trying to steal my girlfriend." <laugh> No, I wasn't. I wasn't doing anything. Oh God, I hate the sound. The wind is really bumming me out. What is Mr. Meowington's? See if that Tinder girl replied. She's probably working. Ah, I messaged her too early. By the time she finishes work, she might have a bunch of other messages. Getting a bit hungry, but I already had food.

Under the bed again. Oh, it's there. Why do you like it here now? Why don't you sleep on the bed? Sausage body. Meow. <laugh> Meow. Can hear the barring. Weird place to sleep, but okay. Maybe the bed doesn't look comfy. Why does she like the bedroom? Why not this room? It's the same carpet. Uh, what is that? Hmm. My new tie girl. She said she's never been to the UK before. Have you been to Thailand? Uh, hmm. I went to Thailand last year. I want to go again soon. I like Bangkok. Where's my iPhone? Um...

How your trip in last time, it's good. Yes, it was great. Uh, what else should I say? Hmm, it was great. Maybe next time I will, I can be, meet you there. Perfect riz. Uh, I think I've got delivery. Is that for me? I didn't order anything. No, that was weird. I think he's lost. I though it was for me. He drove off. The cat's in my bedroom. Market's open. Let's see if it's tanking. Not doing anything. Whoa, Russell 2000 tanked. Good thing I sold it. Wow. I sold it at 223. It's at 2:15. Tesla tanked as well.

Everything I sold has tanked since I sold it. Part of Barrack Gold is basically flat. Looks like so far selling was a good idea. Oh, market's tanking more. Dammit, I sold it this white line. But I sold my short there and it carried on tanking. I still got three shorts open. It could be a red Friday. Yeah, I'd probably hold my shorts. Looks like good tanking. Finally, I told you. I kept saying, "Guys, the market's gonna tank." And you kept saying, "Oh, you did lose your money, don't you?" Now who's right? I told you, but you didn't listen.

Maybe 6% pullback. 5% pullback. Oh, it's tanking. Hmm. I will t - I will sell all my shorts. I will sell two out of three shorts at 5% pullback and leave one open. And I'm looking for the dip to buy. I think we're gonna create buying opportunity for going into Christmas. I've heard August can be a rough month. August, September, end of Q3, then rally into Q4. That's my plan. I wanna start going long, NASDAQ, when next big pullback happens. Huh. Now he's here. Same guy's back again. The fuck? He's back. I think he's delivering something here. I didn't order anything.

Oh, no, it's not for me. Was that a different guy? Hmm. Yeah, it's weird. The Amazon delivery drivers here don't drive the official Amazon van. They will have their own shady looking white van. I don't know why. I've never seen an Amazon Prime van here. There's an Amazon Depot in Plymouth. Mobile download line. Oh, I already have it. Mm-hmm. Uh, message that girl. What is your line? Yeah. Got my new line. They're saying everything is fake, even the cat is not his. <laugh> Yeah, well, who cares? I never said the cat was mine. What country I'm in, in the UK.

Trying to get a new girlfriend before I go to Thailand. She said, "Sure. If I off work, we can meet in Bangkok." Sounds good. Sounds good. When do you have free time? It's so much easier talking to Thai girls. I don't know why. I feel a bit intimidated talking to British girls, because if you just start saying, "Oh, when do you wanna meet?" They're gonna think you're a weirdo. Thai girls seem more chill with it. They just say, "Oh, shouldn't we get to know each other first?" I think meeting is the fastest way to get to know each other.

How would you know we're gonna like each other or not unless we meet? Maybe a phone call would help too. Like, I realized I didn't like the other girl from just one phone call. Whoa, market's tanking. God damn it. I wish I didn't sell that short now. My other shorts are up big, 25 pounds. The other one's still down 15. Whoa. I've only just started back on the dating app, so I don't really know yet. Trying to get a nice countryside girl, go driving, go on trips. I maybe have sex. Many, many sex all day.

This other girl said, "I'm a freelancer. I'm not that good of a woman. I'm sorry. Why not good?" Looks good to me. Oh, market's tanking. Hmm. Should I close another short? Or do I wanna keep these open? Might keep them open. 75. I'm about 175 pounds away from break even. Oh my God. Jason Mamoa without his beard. He looks weird. <laugh> It doesn't look good. He looks way better with a beard. Look at that tank. That's a massive tankage. I don't even know why it's tanking. Who cares? I've got so many girls to chat to. I've got like four Thai girls. And I matched a bunch of English girls, but I haven't started to miss them yet.

It's too early. Uh, what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna wait until after dinner. I'm thinking nine to 10 PM they might be sitting around watching TV or in bed, prime time for some texting. And they might be desperate to like go out on the weekend. Take them to Kite Hill. I don't know where to take a girl. I wouldn't take her to Boghill unless she's like an adventurous active type. If she's like a girdy type, no for Boghill. But if she's into trekking, I think Boghill would be fun. Kit Hill could be nicer. Um, where else?

The cheese ring. I'll take her to the cheese ring. No, the cheese ring's a bit rough. I really hope they don't want to meet in Plymouth. Oh, we're tanking. Look at the tanking. Holy shimmy. Look at all the beautiful green. How much is crypto tanking by? Bitcoin. Uh, 7,000. Ethereum, 3,600. If you date, sure for come and when you want to meet me, can tell me I will go meet you. Okay, I think maybe middle or end of August I will come on mean to you. Do you like Yaki Niku? I like how you, when you talk to Thai girls, you can talk like your wealth rigm and it's completely fine. If you talk like this to a British girl, they think you're retarded. Do you like beef? <laugh> It feels completely normal to talk to a tie girl like that because English isn't their first language.

So they don't know that the way you're talking sounds really dumb. They, they're like, "Oh wow, I understand everything he says. My English is good." But you talk like that to an English girl, she thinks she's special in the head. A lot of English girls be put off by it because they'll be like, "Where's the banter? Where's the ooma?" Unless you get a special English girl who finds it cute or maybe she's also autistic.

Not that I am. If you don't know what to say, you can like play into the role of autism by asking weird stuff. And if it makes them laugh, you know they're a good one. If they're gonna act all bitchy about it, then you're better off not meeting them. I want a girl who's kind of goofy, not super serious. I think you can filter them out if you act silly. And then you see how they react to it. I might make my Chinese noodle stir fry today. Oh, bamboo shoots. A holiday park where old people live.

You mean, you know you buy those caravan trailers for like 20K? But you don't own the land, do you? You only own the mobile home. So what if the park owner shuts down or something? You'll find your parts move your home to. I used to deliver to one, Devon Oaks. I used to deliver to some old ladies there and they started being very friendly to me. They were like, "Oh, hello." They would look inside my car and be like, "Oh gosh, you got to deliver all those." I felt a bit sad for them. Huh? One time, one time I was delivering at Devon Oaks and I was rushing up and down. I put one of the parcels on the roof of the car, completely forgot and drove off and the parcel went flying. I didn't even notice. And when I got to the other house in the same area, I was like, "Where's the parcel?

Oh shit, was it on the roof?" So I go back. It was gone, but this couple were waving at me and they picked it up.

I was like, "Oops, I forgot to put it on the roof." <laugh> Sometimes I became so ditzy. I kept forgetting things. Like I forgot I put my phone in the door hinge of the boot and I slammed it down, smashing it. Kept forgetting things, weird. 'Cause you've got so many things to do, you get overwhelmed. Yeah, I felt sorry for these old ladies living at the park, trailer park place, thinking they probably lost their husband. They probably got some inheritance money just enough to buy one of these holiday park homes, live off a pension. It's like they're just sitting around waiting to die. Life's over.

At that age, the best thing you can hope for is maybe you had some kids or grandkids that can come visit you. Old age is scary because, because people you know when you're old, you would have met them decades ago. So the only people in your life would either be kids or old friends. But if you were a scumbag when you were younger and you didn't make any lifelong friendships or connections, now, I mean, even if you changed your ways and became a better person, you didn't make any lifelong connections when you were younger. Now you're old. You don't know anyone because they all run a mile because you were a scumbag when you were younger. And you don't have any kids because you couldn't find a woman because you were a scumbag when you were younger. So now the only choice you got is like desperately trying to make friends in your old age with anyone.

That's kind of sad. I feel like no one wants to know me now because I've shown online that I'm a scumbag. By the time I'm old, it's gonna be too late. I won't know anyone. I won't have this streaming thing anymore. I'll be completely alone. Won't have made any lasting connections. I still probably won't have a girlfriend because I never stick with anyone long enough. Before you know it, you're 55 and you've had multiple chances of a long-term relationship, but you want it. Kept self-sabotaging. That's what old age is gonna be like. My secret every story. No.

I definitely cannot share that now, especially now I'm under investigation for other things. Let's just say it involves my willy. Ugh. I probably wait until things cool down. I will release my epic story. Keep my breadsticks. Yeah, the cat's still upstairs asleep. Uh, that mold. I think this hummus is a week old now. Whoa, market is tanking. Holy shit. Damn. Tanking hard. Um, I never pushed it. Ah. Look, all my shorts are nearly green. I'm 30 pounds up on that one, five pounds up on this one, 10 pounds down on that one. Where's it gonna stop?

I reckon it might bounce here. I reckon it might bounce there. I don't think it's gonna bounce there. When it bounces hard, it's probably Wall Street buying in. I heard Wall Street's way behind. They haven't been buying enough and they got left behind, so they're gonna try and tank it. Wall Street are gonna try and tank it so they can get in. So they're gonna try and do their tricks and rug pull everyone. So when it rips hard, it's probably mu - uh, Wall Street buying in. They're gonna make a buying opportunity for the Christmas rally.

Uh, I wanna send her my QR code, just add me. Okay. I got three dates set up in Thailand. She said she likes sushi and salmon. I've got three dates set up in Thailand. I've got seven British girl matches here. I wanna exhaust all those options first. I'm gonna exhaust my British girls first to see if any will meet. I'll probably try and be very blunt and direct to see if I can get any cereal. Risky move, but I've got Thailand waiting for me, so I'm not really bothered. I think I go for, hmm. The see, the sea, the tricky thing is balancing the fine line between being, being a creepy perver and trying to flirt.

The lines can be blurred. Hmm. British girls require a little bit more finesse. You can't just blaze your way in. You gotta meet first on the premise of, "Oh, we're friends." And then after the first date, you can then maybe escalate it to, "Oh, I kind of like you. Do you wanna meet again?" If she says yes, then you're in. If she says no, then at least you tried. But I think if you try and make your moves on the first date, you're setting yourself up for failure, because even if the girl's interested, she's gonna be like, "Whoa, he's trying to make a move on the first date. He only wants sex." So you end up torpedoing your own chances. It's a risky gamble, because she might say yes, but if she says yes on the first date, she'll say yes on the second date too.

But there's a chance she'll say no on the first date and then you've ruined your chances when you could've had a cha - higher chance on the second date.

Yeah, I think the probability of a yes increases after you've done more than one date. 'Cause the problem is they're gonna think, oh, he's just a sleazebag, just want sex. You wanna avoid that, but also you wanna make them feel like, oh, he's interested. So it's a bit more delicate with the British girls. Unless you meet them on the first date and you really don't like them and you think, uh, uh, might as well give it a shot. Jesus. The problem is, if you bring a girl back to your place that you don't like, and she thinks you like her, and then you ghost her, she's gonna be pissed. And if she shows up at your house, you're gonna be in a mess.

So don't have, maybe only have sex with them if you actually like them, especially if they're nearby where you live because I only... See, this is the other thing I worry about. A lot of these matches are like 15 miles away and, um, Devon is a small place. I mean, it's a big area, but a small population. There could be a chance you're walking around streaming on Kit Hill or something and she's also there. That's why you don't want to piss in your own backyard. There's not many towns around here, and they're all quite small. And the Tesco is like the meat, the focal point of every town because it's where all the food is.

Tesco is like the oasis, the hot spring, the water source in a desert of nothingness. When you're chatting with girls and you approach it like it's a military operation, every little detail matters. Yeah. 15 years of dating experience has taught me these important lessons. Mm-hmm. I need more breadsticks. This is like a massive breadstick, isn't it? <laugh> Let me get this one. A breadstick in the hummus. Massive breadstick. I have underestimated how many breadsticks I need for my hummus. Oh my God. Fucking hummus, never ending. How much fucking breadsticks will I need?. What about hummus? How are you gonna eat breadsticks?

Mm, 165 centimeters, 69 kg. She's a bit chunky. She said she can't find my line account. Why not? Yeah, so what I'm gonna do is... How long until I ask for that WhatsApp? Straight away or chat a little bit and then ask or wait a day? I think we chat and then I try and ask quickly. But not too quickly. I need to get the WhatsApp before I get banned. I've got Bumble and Tinder. Oh, God, fill up. My trouser so noisy. Oh, he's on the bed. You start off on the floor and then you end up on the bed.

Mm-hmm. <laugh> Oh no, if he goes in the door, he'll never come out. He'll get covered in insulation fluff. Even the cat knows when the weather's rubbish and just come inside and sleep. It looks nice. It's rubbish because it's windy. Oh, fuck. Hit my leg. It's really windy out there. Mm, that girl hasn't replied. Maybe she's working. 33 years old. 5'4". Could play Rainbow six with her. She likes online gaming. Or maybe Mario Kart. She'll say, "What's your username?" And I'd be like, "Dickhead 89." <laugh> I don't know why my username's dickhead. I though it was funny.

I remember Mila made a Switch account when she was at my place. She called it Anna Mila, because she didn't want to be called Dickhead when she played my games. Send your friend code. Um, I don't know. Do you play Marykart? This guy looks weird. I'm trying to figure out which I'd prefer. Local girl and I can drive us around and we go places. Or Thailand with multiple Thai girls. Mm. I do not wanna make a mess near my house. If I get a girl nearby, I don't think I wanna mess around with multiple girls. Things could get real messy.

Although I do like the idea of having a girlfriend in a car, and I feel manly for driving us around. It's always been one of my dreams. I always used to see these guys in a car with a girl and I though, that's cool. I'm like protecting my girl from the elements with my car and don't have to walk and get public transport like a kid. I always though, thought it's really cool when you see that kind of situation. Yeah, I don't know. Let's see how Tinder and Bumble go. See if I can get any girls WhatsApp before I get banned.

Usually I get banned on Tinder quicker than Bumble. You know what I should really do? Oh my God. I should use different photos for Bumble and Tinder. Fuck. Uh, lazy. Amateur. Should use different set of photos for each app, really. Market's bouncing. Not very strong bounce. If she's into Elden Ring, well, if she saw my Elden Ring video on YouTube, it did get a million views after all. I, I'm a man of high value with many options. Abundance mindset. Mm-hmm. I don't know why I'm short of breath recently. Maybe I need fresh air. I need to do some kind of physical activity. Just sitting around all day makes me feel sluggish.

No, I didn't sell my car. Probably won't sell it. If I'm gonna get a British girl, I need to impress her with my car ownership. Do you think they'll be impressed with my electric car? They'll think, "Oh, that's a nice, uh, responsible, sensible car. Not like a boy racer car. A boy racer car is kind of cringe. Spoiler and loud exhausts. Yeah, maybe that would impress a 19-year-old. Probably an SUV, like a hybrid SUV would be more impressive. Practical, good for a family. A fuel efficient. Nissan Caskey hybrid. Toyota CHR. But if I show up to the date in a Tesla Model Y, now that's gonna blow their socks off. They'll be like," Wow, you got a Tesla. Hey, you rich?

But mom, he's got a Tesla. He's rich and I love him. And he's so funny. You make me laugh all the time. "That's how you get a British girl. Only boomers are not impressed with Teslas and electric cars. I went to Kit Hill a couple days ago and I saw a Tesla Model Y drive up, and then followed by an old guy in a Land Rover, and I hear the old guy go," Wow, you've got the coolest car here. "And I thought he was talking to the Tesla owner. I get to the top, and he's talking to another Land Rover owner. So I think he got triggered seeing the Tesla, and then he saw another Land Rover car guy, and he was like," Oh, thank God. At least someone else has some taste around here.

"Like, people hate Teslas, really. Well, because Elo Musk is, like, right wing or something. Mm. Okay, this weird spam bot. Creator boost AJ. What? AJ, how could you do this to us? <laugh> This Bambot is AJ. I saw your journal, noticed you were streaming some great content. Wow, thanks. Can help you get 25 subscribers within three days, pushing you closer to $1,000 monthly. <laugh> Create a boost AJ. <laugh> That's funny. Why is it called AJ? <laugh> Why would I pay money to have 25 subs? You're paying money to get money, so you'll get nothing. It sounds pointless.

Yeah, everyone knows what AJ looks like. She's got a public Instagram. I think she got triggered because people were saying she's ugly, so she sent a video to prove that she's not ugly. No, she didn't private it. I don't think she's bothered. Yeah, I was watching this guy. Difficulties you guys have had in your relationship. It's mostly me that start the fight argument or whatever, so he will, like, just give it to me. So you're whipped? Sorry? Are you whipped? I mean, why not? Why not? I, I get a lovely wife. Yeah, she seems real lovely. Why not? <laugh> So what are some difficult - Well, I do these interviews always go kind of weird with kissing.

She sounds toxic. What is that in the back? Excuse me. I may not be a boss looking at him from the side. Thail people didn't message me. Yeah. Too late now, it's the weekend. Looking at him. Young Chinese boy, how old are you? You have a cat, you've probably. We're very working. He's not good. I, can I lick some of this off? Listen, not bad. <laugh> Nobody said this. In my own bin, on the hottest day that we've ever had entitled to do so. Uh, you've got nothing to say now, have you? Listen, not bad. If I wanna have a, a swim in my own bin on the hottest day that we've ever had in England, then I'm entitled to do so. Stop me. Uh, you got nothing to say now, have you? <laugh> Listen, not bad. Hottest day in England, probably 25 degrees.

Swim in the bin. Oh, God, I'm bored. Where's my red pen? Oh, I was using it. What's my M-B-T-I? Dunno, I-F-I-N-F-P, something. Y... I-N-F-P-T. Mm. Could do it again. It's not like I've got anything else to do. Ah, I'm so bored. Makes me bright. Which website is it? I'm so out of breath. Oh, 16 personalities. Remember made me do this too. It was so boring. You regularly make new friends. Disagree. Complex and novel ideas excite you more than simple and straightforward ones. Um, yeah. Well, I do like coming up with a funny plan. You feel persuaded by what resonates emotionally with you than by factual arguments. Strongly agree. Your living and working spaces are clean and organized.

Yeah, I think so. I put fairly agree. You stay calm even under a lot of pressure. I think so. I think I do. Find the idea of networking or promoting yourself to strange is very daunting. Strongly agree. Prioritize planned tasks effectively, often completing them well before the deadline. I don't have any deadlines. What do you mean? Maybe. People's stories and emotions speak louder to you than numbers or data. Nah. You like to use organizing tools like schedules and lists. Yeah, I do like making a list. Uber's every, even a small mistake can cause you to doubt your overall abilities and knowledge. Yeah, strongly agree. You feel comfortable just walking up to someone, striking up conversation, strong disagree. You're not interested in discussions about various interpretations of creative works. Strongly agree.

Prioritize facts over people's feelings when determining course of action. Yeah. Often allow the day to unfold without any schedule. Yeah. You rarely worry about whether you make good impression on people you meet. Uh, no. I worry a lot. You enjoy participating in team-based activities. Disagree. Enjoy experimenting with new untested approaches. Yeah. Prioritize being sensitive over being honest. What? Oh. Strong disagree. I'm too honest and I'm not... Oh, I see. So it's saying I'm not sensitive to other people's feelings because I'm too honest. No, I'm definitely not sensitive. Strong disagree. You seek out new experiences, knowledges, areas to explore. No. You prior to worrying things will take turn for the worst? Yeah. You enjoy sorting hobbies or activities more than group ones? Yeah. You cannot imagine yourself writing fictional stories for a living? Yeah. You favor efficiency in decisions even if it means disregarding emotional specs.

Yeah. You prefer to do your chores before allowing yourself to relax. Yeah. In disagreements, you prioritize proving your point over preserving the fittings of other, others. Strong agree. You usually wait for others to introduce themselves first at social gathering. Strongly agree. Your mood can change very quickly. Strong agree. You're not easily swayed by emotional arguments. Uh, disagree. You often end up doing things last possible moment. Not really. I do things too early. Like I'll start packing my bags to go abroad two weeks before I have to go. You enjoy debating ethical dilemmas? No. You prefer to be around others rather than on your own? No. You become bored loose interest when the discussion gets highly theoretical.

No, I kind of like theoretical. What ifs? When facts, feelings conflict, you find yourself following your heart. Yeah. You find challenging to maintain consistent work or study schedule? No. You rarely second guess choices you've made? Disagree. Your friends would describe you as lively and outgoing? No. It's not inaccurate. What you mean? You're drawn to various forms of creative expressions such as writing. Yeah, not really. You usually base your choices and objective facts rather than emotional expressions. Uh, no. You like to have a to-do list for each day? No. You really feel insecure? No. You avoid making phone calls? Yeah. You enjoy exploring unfamiliar ideas of your plans? Yeah.

You can easily connect with people you just met. No. If your plans interrupted, your top priority is get back on track as soon as possible. Yeah. You still bothered by mistakes you made a long time ago? Yeah. You're not too interested in discussing theories on what the world could look like in the future. No, I think it's interesting. Your emotions control you more than you control them. <laugh> Yeah. When making decisions, you focus more on how the effects of people might feel when, than on what is most logical if... So fucking long. Can they make the question shorter?

When making decisions, you focus more on how the effective, effective people might... Oh, I don't know, what the fuck does that mean? I can't be bothered. Disagree. Uh, so I'm not gonna... I'm gonna stop reading them out. I can't bother. I'll just zoom in. Uh... My results, I-N-T-J-T. Your analytical mind constantly seeks to understand the world around you, driven by insatiable curiosity and desire to improve systems and ideas. Sounds just like me. 100% introverted, 51% intuitive, 52% thinking, 83% turbulent. Is that an X wing from Star Wars? It won't show you my career ideas. Your weaknesses. Discomfort with networking, annoying social dynamics, overly blunt feedback, frustration with constraints, reluctance to delegate tasks and patience with routine.

Who's that? Is that Amazon Flex? Amazon Flex is here. It wants me to pay nine pounds to unlock everything. No, thanks. Oh, wow. That was boring. Oh, I see the point of these tests. Who tells you things you already know? I think I need a coffee. I've done the love language test. It said my love language is physical touch and I hate gift giving and I'm not good with words of affirmation. So I would not be good with someone whose love language would be gift giving, I guess, or words, because I suck at the words. But if you like hugs and cuddles, I can do that.

Yeah, I'm really bad at showing I care through words. I'm really bad with compliments. I don't know why, but there's like this mental block in my brain that makes me not want to compliment people. I find it embarrassing. I actually physically feel embarrassed to compliment people. I can't do it. Even if I want to, I find it very awkward and unco- uncomfortable. No, I can't do compliments. So any girl who needs that is not gonna be happy with me. Oh, you are so beautiful today. Wow. Is that any good? So generous. Thanks. I hate complimenting.

Black without sugar. Disgusting. I love complaining and I love criticizing. I hate complimenting like, "Oh, really good. Oh, wow, you're really good at making coffee. Where did you go? How'd you do that? What about..." It's stupid. Number one, calm down is just coffee. Number two, I didn't learn it from anywhere. I just... Over time, I figured out how I liked to have it made. Number three, Jesus, calm down, it's just a cup of coffee. People who compliment too much kind of annoy me. It's like the whole thing. Number one, my Japanese is not that good. And number two, yeah, I know it's good. But I studied for 10 fucking years.

And I hate it when they say <foreign>, because the only thing you can say is, <foreign>. That's the only thing you can s - you can't say, <foreign>, or, "Oh no, it's rubbish." There's only one thing you can say back to that, and it's <foreign>. There's nothing else you can say. Uh, also thanks, I guess. I hate it when they say <foreign>. I was gonna say, no one says, "Oh, your English is good," but they do because they said it to me. I got by a Devin man with wild hair. I've never seen an Asian man in the West country. We don't get the old type guy on you.

They've probably never seen an Asian guy in their entire life. He said, he literally said, "Wow, your English is really good." And I was like, "Yeah, thanks. I was born here." And people constantly asking me if I'm a fucking student. When I bought all the stuff for this house, I went to Tesco and I loaded up two trolleys. I loaded up two trolleys of stuff, like kettle, plates, forks, cups, pillows, towels, rugs, washing stuff, liquids, and I was paying it for it at the cash register, self-checkout. It kept saying assistance on the way. So the woman came over to help me, and she was like, "Oh, is this all for uni?" I said, "No. I just moved here." "How are you thinking I'm a university student?

Come on, I look like this. I've got crow's feet. My face is haggard. I've got great hairs. When I bought a lighter, I got ID'd at Tesco. I got ID'd by Tesco delivery when alcohol came. I, I get ID'd by kids who are half my age working at a Tesco self-checkout. "Oh yeah, when I bought the ticket for Restore McCastle, I guess you missed it because I F'd. He asked me if I was a student. I said," By any chance, are you a student? "I said," No. ""What? So you think they're asking me if I'm a student because of my ethnicity and not because of how old I look?" "I don't know.

"So they ask any Chinese guy how old they are or if they're a student. "Well, I don't have a student card, so I can't say yes. I don't have the student card, so how can I pretend I'm a student? The hair. Yeah, but just look at my face, you can tell I'm not that young. I don't need a student discount. I'm making 7,000 pounds a month. As if I care about saving, like, 50 pence. I just wasted 37 pounds on a scam dating website. I don't know why I'm finding it hard to breathe. Am I sick?

It's like my sinuses are blocked all the time. Also, my voice sounds strangely deeper than usual, don't you think? It's like, uh, kind of like I'm sick, but I'm not really sick. I don't feel sick. I don't know why I feel blocked up. I don't breathe through my mouth. I feel weird. No, I'm not allergic to cats. Take off my shirt. Oh God, I don't know. I feel weird. Like, I don't feel o - I don't feel open and nimble. I feel bogged down, like something with my chest weighing down on my lungs. Cat's in my bed still. Probably doesn't like being outside with all the wind. I get blown away.

Oh, hard to breathe. I don't think I'm getting that Nighthawk refund anytime soon. They're really delaying it. I messaged them. They said, "There's been a problem processing your refund. Please contact us." So I pressed chat to associate, and I explained, and they just said, "We've received it, but it hasn't been scanned." I said, "How long is it gonna take?" They said, "It could take up to two weeks. Message us again. But it's already been two weeks. I want my money back. Stupid Nighthawk. Do I have a job?" No, I just stream now. I had a job up until... I think I lost my job in May, didn't I? I forgot now. I was working for every, delivering parcels.

And then they found out on my YouTube channel, and then they banned me, and then I said, "Why am I banned?" So they unbanned me. I went back to work for four days and then banned me again. And then the boss said, "Unfortunately, that is you done, mate. Loss prevention department has deemed you a security and parcel theft risk due to your YouTube videos regarding Amazon delivery and delivery work in general." I don't know what exactly I said. I said I just chucked parcels over the fence. Yeah, well, I couldn't open the fence. The stupid gate was closed. Where else am I supposed to put it?

Imagine they just open the gate. They don't see it in front of the gate and they drive over the parcel. <laugh> Yeah, it was their fault. They didn't put a parcel box. Yeah, one house had its own little private road going all the way down to the house with a big gate and a tiny little letterbox. So I would shove the boxes inside of the letterbox and then spoof my GPS to trick it into thinking I'm at the house. 'Cause if you try and deliver it at the gate, the house is too far away and the app keeps saying move closer to the house.

Sometimes you physically cannot get close to the house unless the gate opens, and I'm not ringing the doorbell. I'm not ringing the doorbell, opening the gate, and then going all the way down to house and all the way back out again. I can't be bothered. So I saved... There were three houses that were really annoying to get to. One was like an old house in the woods where you had to go up this bumpy road to get to full of potholes, and you had to drive at like two miles per hour, otherwise you wreck your car. So there were three houses. I automatically saved them onto my spoofing list.

So the coordinates were saved and I would just select it from my list, spoof GPS, and dump the parcel at the entrance of their little private lane, take a picture and go. It saved me so much time. It also saved my car a lot of damage. And then one time I was at a gate and dogs came at me barking. I'm not gonna open the gate with all these dogs barking at me, so I just chucked the parcel over the gate. One time I opened the gate and the guy's dog came running at me, and then the guy was going, "Shut the gate, shut the gate." So I was trying to run back to the gate, but then the dog started chasing me. <laugh> So I didn't know if I should walk slowly or walk quickly to shut the gate quickly, but if I walk quickly, the dog's gonna chase me more, thinking I'm trying to run away.

It was really confusing.

Yeah, this other time I, I opened the gate and then I rang the doorbell and the woman's dog came running out and I didn't shut the gate. And she was like, "Oh my God, the dog's gonna get out." And I went, "Should I shut the gate?" The dog's not gonna run out the gate. Uh, he's just gonna run at me. Why would he run out of the gate? Maybe shut your stupid dog inside before you open the door. Idiots. Just put the dog in the other room and then answer the door or get like a little fence cage thing in front of the door. Oh, people wanna get dogs, but they don't prepare at all, do they?

That's why I hate dogs. I'm running all over the place barking at people, shitting everywhere. Oh, they're so annoying. They're ugly as well. They don't even look cute. Hardly any dog breeds are cute. Cats are so much better. I can't breathe. Mm. I-N-T-J. Intag. There's something wrong with my lungs. Maybe I'm sick. Oh, I'm INTJ. I don't know why people think I didn't answer the questions properly. I did. What did I not answer properly? I'm a deep thinker. I think a lot, and I make decisions based off emotional... I don't know. I, I mean, I crunch numbers, and to me, it seems like it makes sense. So I make my decisions based off of, number one, how does it emotionally make me feel? Do I want to do it? Number two, does it make financial sense? Sometimes I'll do something anyway, even if it makes no financial sense, because I'm emotionally drawn to it.

Like, going to Thailand makes no financial sense, but I'm emotionally drawn to it, so I kind of wanna go.

It keeps saying Elite Visa's 10K instead of 15. Yeah, because if I got the Thai Elite Visa, I would sell the car, which frees up 5K that I would only have if I got the Thailt Visa. So, yeah, it does mean the Thai Elite Visa is actually only 10K. I don't understand how you don't see that. I would have the car if I didn't go, but if I went, I wouldn't need the car anymore and I would sell it. So, it's money I would have only by doing the thing. I'm not losing 5K of possessions. I'm losing the possessions and then I'm gaining 5K.

I'm not losing the possessions and getting no money out of it. If someone robbed my car, then yeah, I'd be losing 5K of car, but I'm getting the 5K. I think you're crazy if you can't see the logic behind it. It's pretty basic. Also, five years of car insurance is another 5K. So, by selling the car, I would make 5K from the sale, and I would save 5K from not paying car insurance anymore. So, that's 10K. Technically, uh, the Thailt Visa only covers 5K. Yeah, I've got three tigers lined up. Also, electricity for fueling the car. Over five years, could be a couple thousand.

Or, what if, what if I max out my credit card? I get all the money I can. I can probably get 20K. I put it all into S&P 500, and then I rob a bank and get caught on purpose. I go to jail. Then, then, I get free housing and free food for the next 20 years without touching my stocks. By the time I'm out, S&P 500 must have 10Xed. My 20K becomes 200K. I just lived for free and ate for free for 20 years. Easy. Genius. I wouldn't be able to touch my stocks, which is the number one reason why people lose money, is because they can't stop touching it, like my willy.

The people who do the best in the markets are dead people, because they can't fiddle. If I never fiddled, I'd be ripped. You know, I had Palantir and Bitcoin, Tesla five years ago when they were worth much, much, much, much, much less. I had thousands in Palantir. It's gone up like 500%, but I probably sold it for 10, 20% profit. Oh, she messaged me online. Shit. She messaged me like an hour ago. Yeah, she looks nice. She got a nice face, not fat. I got three Thai girls lined up. 35-year-old single mother, bit chubby, and then a travel foodie lover, bit chubby, but 32. And then a teacher who's 32 and slim, and wants to plan a trip for us.

I'm pretty good. I remember Neo. God, I had Neo. Everyone was saying Neo's gonna get to $1,000 or something. I was up nearly 100% on Neo and then it crashed. I sold it at last. Stupid 2021 meme stocks. Oh, uh, the meme stocks of 2020 were just... It destroyed so many moves. Neo X paying. BNGO, AMC, GameStop. It tricks you into this false sense of everything I pick goes up. I'm a genius. And then you get rug pulled. Lost so much money. I lost like 17,000 pounds. Imagine I had that in my bank account now. God, I'd be rich.

Do they even make cars anymore? I mean, you don't see Neo cars anywhere, do you? BYD destroyed everything in China. BYD, I mean, Charlie Munger and what's his face, Warren Buffet were investing in BYD. I guess they're right. There's a clip of Elon Musk mocking BYD from 10 years ago. <laugh> Isn't BYD doing better than Tesla now? More sales. Oh no, I'm bored of Teslas and EVs. What I think is cool, hmm. I don't know. I kind of like those Honda Civics. Maybe I'd like some kind of Japanese racer car. Or maybe I, I'd like an Audi. Maybe I'll become one of those angry Audi people who rage at slow people.

Or I become like a Japanese boy racer, get a Mazda, Subaru, get a Subaru Impreza. It'd be funny if I was driving with a manual and I stole it on stream. How many time prediction will Daniel stall his car? I wonder if newb stall their car because they're new to driving and they're nervous. So if you... Because now I'm pretty confident they're driving because I've driven a lot. Maybe I won't stall it. 'Cause you kind of get flustered with everything going on and you kind of forget what your feet are doing. It feels weird. Like one goes down, the other goes up. Clutch, if clutch is up, accelerate goes down. If clutch goes down, accelerator comes up. It's like you're balancing this car using two pedals.

Maybe I'll buy a second car so I look like I've got guests around and I'm not a loner, weirdo loser. I drove my mom's manual car last year. It wasn't too hard. 'Cause what happened was my car was in servicing, so we were gonna do a block with my mom's car and she was gonna drive. But they check your ID at the depot. So if my mom was driving, they'd be like, "Who are you? You're not on the list." So we switched seats to drive into the depot and I drove into the depot and I was like holding the clutch down, getting biting point. My left foot was aching. When you stop, you go h- hold the stupid clutch down the whole time. My foot was aching. And then you got to like gently balance the biting point.

It was really annoying. My car just goes when you don't press anything. Like if you put it into drive mode and you don't press any pedals, it will automatically go at a top speed of about five miles per hour. To make it completely stop, you go put the foot brake down or put it into part mode. Maybe get a motorbike. Motorbike stream. Get the GoPro again. Sam stopped doing those motorbike logs. Those were quite good. Good video quality. Audio was really good. You could hear his voice completely clearly. When am I leaving for Thailand? So the problem is, uh, I'm on dating apps now. If I can get some British girls lined up, I wanna try and meet those first until I get banned. So I'm trying to use the window of opportunity before I get banned to try and meet a bunch of British girls.

If I can meet a girl and like make a friend, maybe I will stay here longer. But if I get banned and s - you know, no results, I'll just go Thailand.

That's my plan. And what should I tell this girl that I do for a living? I'm thinking I'd just say I'm a delivery driver. Nothing wrong with that. I'll just say, "Oh yeah, I was in Japan last year. I came back and moved here. Been doing some every work. How about you?" She's into Japanese, learning Japanese, gaming, and she likes cats because she's 33, 70 miles away. She could either be in Taunton or the other side into Cornwall. A bit far. I matched a couple other girls 15 miles away. I'm waiting until evening to message them, because that's when they'll be free. I don't want to message them when they're at work or having dinner because they won't reply and by the time they reply, my, my message might be buried at the bottom.

I'll just shoot my luck, see if I can meet anyone here. Shoot my shop, because I don't really need dating apps in Thailand because I've got Thai friendly. Thai friendly's pretty good. I got this Thai girls line. What time is it in the UK? It's 4:30 PM. We have a big time difference. She mentioned planning a trip for us. I asked her, "Where are you thinking of?" And she didn't reply. Do I ask again? No, not that one. I don't talk to her anymore. I got another one, a teacher. I got her line. And I got the single mother's WhatsApp.

I'm gonna suck her toes. Here, when you're taking me on the trip, what trip would you like to go on with me? I don't know why, but I have... I feel like I've got zero fear talking to Thai girls, but then talking to British girls, I'm very nervous. I feel like there's not a lot you could say that would repel the Thai girl, unless you're being really creepy and perverted. But with a British girl, I know they expect a higher standard of communication, like, you know, rids, smoothness, unless they just find it funny if you just be really awkward.

"So what's your favorite spaghetti sauce? <laugh> Maybe they'll find it funny. "Oh, that's nice, because I'm pretty good making spaghetti. Would you wanna come over and try some of my meatballs?" <laugh> That's how you torpedo it. She said, "I'm sleepy, but I want to talk to you. I want to talk to you too." She said, "What type of travel do you like?" "I like nature and the sea. How about you? "I got her in the bag already. Easy. <sing>. Yeah, British girls expect too much. They want like a full-time comedian who's got charisma, witty jokes.

I think I've got good wit if you give me a couple days to think of the reply. I'm not good on the spot wit. Biceps getting big though. One thing I hate about traveling is how hard it is to maintain your biceps. You need a gym or you need to go and buy some dumbbells, but then you gotta get rid of them when you leave. Where do you even buy a dumbbell from? I think in about an hour, I should get my Bumble, like, refilled and then I can find out who matched me. I'm nervous I'm gonna get banned on Tinder already.

Out of likes. This one's cute. 43. There's no way this picture was taken when she was 43. 5'2". What do you mean ew? She's hot. She got nice hair. Just took my students on a field trip yesterday. Let's sneak up on my camera again. Okay. It's in sleepy mode. He's sleeping. He's sleeping with Bobby. No, no. Not my bad. No, get off my camera. Jesus Christ. Stupid fly. Flight's massive. Maybe I shut it in this room so it doesn't bother me. Might pee. Wash hands. Uh, no. You can't make me. Oh shit, I forgot to reply to her. It's like a full-time job this. Having to chat to girls.

It really is like a job when you got multiple women to chat to. I think she's going to sleep. Oh my God. Uh, you can sleep. We... Okay. Okay. Have a good sleep. I forgot how you say goodnight in Thai. Okay. Tai girl down. Well, good night in Thai is good night. <laugh> 17 miles. 3D artist. I'm also somewhat artistic. <laugh> Hello there. I'm also somewhat of an artist. Soft-hearted with sharp intuition, big fan of red wine, good conversation and disappearing into a bubble bath. Okay. Five foot one, damn. I would tower over her. Should I say that? I would tower over you. <laugh> Damn, her boobs are massive.

No, her boobs. They're huge. I've never been with a girl that big. Big boo bath. Hello, I like your booby. When do you wanna meet? My go-to lie when they ask about job. I either go for delivery driver if I wanna sound realistic. But to the Thai girls, I wanna sound like I'm a digital nomad, so I say either investing... Yeah, I would just say I'm in, I'm investing. I do. I trade, I trade equities. I trade stocks. I think I get away with that, saying that to Thai girl, but with English girls, mm, I think every old Amazon driver's more believable.

Well, I do trade stocks. It's just I don't make a living from it. <laugh> I just don't trade them successfully. I trade S&T divergence using S&T concepts. It's rare pain. I work in HR. Huge worry. I am in the HR department of Amazon. Amazon Logistical Partner. I'm an Amazon Logistics department manager. Basically, I deliver the brown boxes. Imagine I've delivered to a house before. Imagine she lives in Horobridge, where I used to do every. That'd be funny. The risk is if they say, "Oh, whereabouts do you deliver?" And then I say, "Oh, Horobridge." And they go, "Oh, I live there." And then they notice I never go there. I'll say, "Oh, I see my boss moved me to a different, but it's doing Launston now." The whole job thing was a lot easier when I was actually doing every... And when I was actually doing Amazon, now I'm not doing it.

I could still pretend I'm still doing it.

I can still just say, oh, I work for Amazon. I can choose whenever I wanna work. Or if they say, "Oh, can I see the app?" No. And what if they say, "How do you afford to live here?" I don't think an Amazon Flex worker would be able to afford this place. 'Cause when I was going hard on Amazon Flex, I was making maybe 1,400 a month. 'Cause Amazon Flex is considered part-time work. They don't want to let you do full-time, otherwise they have to start giving you employee benefits, which they don't wanna do. So they limit how much you can work every week. So the most you can make is like 1,500 a month if you get boosted rates.

When your rent is 900 and your bills are a couple hundred, you barely got anything left over. Yeah, I could say day trader. I just don't like the sound of it. It sounds too showy off-y, a bit farfetched. It's like saying you're a professional poker player. I'm a night trader. Why'd you say, "Oh, I'm in finance." "I'm in finance. I graduated Cambridge University with a maths diploma. "I mean, you gotta be prepared, because if you do meet and they start asking about it and you haven't prepared and you're like," Um, uh, um, uh, it sounds suspicious.

"In 2022, I had two British girlfriends. I told one that I am not working, but I do stocks. And she was like," Oh, cool. "And then I told the other one," I just do stocks. "She didn't understand any of it, so she never asked. I hate talking about work, because I don't care what they do. They probably just work in a shop or an office. Actually, I don't remember what they said they do for a living. The other one was on disability benefits. And then the other one, I think she just lived with her mom and didn't work.

No, I don't get white leg hairs. I matched one girl on Tinder back in Edinburgh. I told her I'm a s - a hedge fund manager. And yeah, she said, "Aren't you kind of young to be a hedge fund manager?" I said, "No. I've got my own portfolio and it's hedged and I manage it." And then she goes, "I don't think that's how it works. How the fuck would you know how it works, bitch?" As if you know anything about stocks. I manage... I manage my own hedge fund, so I'm a hedge fund manager. I think she said something like, "Oh, my dad's into stocks. Let me check with him." Unmatch.

Imagine you, you say you're into investing and then the girl introduces you to a family and the dad is actually a hedge fund manager. He starts asking you all these questions you don't know how to answer. Uh, I just watch YouTube videos and I buy when traveling trader tells me to. <laugh> I bought gold. Oh yeah, why did you choose that? Uh, because traveling trader said it's good. I think any guys my age are actually making a living off stocks. Maybe they make some extra money for their retirement fund. They're not living off it. Most people just have a job and then they invest the, the savings into it. They don't actually live off it. You would either need to have inherited a huge amount of money and it's living off dividends or you're some kind of unknown mass genius could actually day trade. Otherwise, you're just lying.

Or you're just lucky and you pick some lucky ones. It's a hard sell, isn't it? You know what my dream story is? If I could do anything, I would just wish I could say, uh, "Oh yeah, I inherited a couple hundred thousand. I just invested it and I live off the interest." That'd be so cool. I literally just make more money than you by doing nothing passively. That's my dream. My dream is to have 200K invested in something super safe, returns like 5% a year. God, I wish. Yeah, hell no. Even doing this every day on Kik for a year, I'd only make probably 50K. I need to be doing this for four years to make 200K.

My bicep really looks a lot bigger. It actually wobbles when I move my arm. My training is actually having effects, visible effects. No, I put a 200K 6% savings account I'd make. I made like 12K a year on interest. I do a bit of a YouTube, just make another five to 8K or Kik or whatever. Easy to make 20K, yeah, barely doing anything. Tell the truth, but I'm a streamer. Then they'll say, "Oh, what's your channel?" And then I'll tell them, and then they'll find out all my dirty secrets. I can't... Maybe if I change my Kik channel name, I just tell them, "Oh, I stream on Kik." And all the vods will get deleted after 30 days. Maybe I'll delete some of the clips.

If I change my Kik channel name to, like, Daniel Streams, nothing's gonna come up if you Google that. Daniel, IRL. Oh, wait, I've gotta remember. My name's not Daniel. It's David Ford, professional CPA. Imagine I forget what my fake name is. <laugh> I'm gonna write a spreadsheet with all my different stories. I gotta write a spreadsheet for each girl and, like, put down important info. She told me, like, her birthday, her name <laugh> of a... These Thai girls, I have no idea what their names are. If you had 100K, what would you do with it?

If you got the 4% interest rate, that'd be 4,000 a year, that's rubbish. Paid daily, you'd get 10 pounds a day. Really? 11 pounds a day. That's pretty good, actually. You make 330 pounds a day, I mean, a month. If you put 100K. Yeah, it's not enough money to retire or really live off of. It's a nice little bonus. 300 pounds a month, I guess. Risk-free. 4% a year. I would not buy a house. I'd rather have the money than have it all locked up in a property that I wouldn't even wanna live in because I get bored and then leave. I don't know. I'd wanna buy a house.

I don't know what I'd do with it, really. I wanna invest it, so I'd slowly feed it into the market, not buy all at once. It would last a long time if you could live in Thailand. I'd... My full expenses were 600 a month in Thailand. It would last you 10 years. That's not very long. <laugh> I just don't wanna lose it, like I did with my inheritance money. I lost half of that to stocks. Gosh, wind is so annoying. I hate the sound of wind. Where's the other half? Well, I recently took out half of the other half to pay off the Amazon card, and then I probably spent the other half of the remaining half on Airbnbs in Devon, travel stuff probably last year in Thailand, Japan.

I sold a couple thousand stocks back in December to pay for Airbnbs and hotels here. Now, the whole 20K is gone. The whole 20K I got for my dad. I'd say 10K of it gone, lost on stocks. The remaining 10K on travel stuff and my credit card. Half of it just gone, vanished into thin air. Such a waste. My investing results over five years lost 10K. How when the market's been ripping? Market's been ripping since 2021. How the hell did you lose 10K over five years? Can't believe it. Who loses money in the bull market?

All you have to do is invest in NASDAQ or SPY. The problem is, um, I lost so much of my portfolio that even though the stocks I picked after losing it all did well, it wasn't enough to make back what I lost. And I picked gold, China, and Tesla, and yeah, they did well. Um, but making 20% on 8K is not gonna get you back your 20K. I made back a couple thousand, maybe. But after that big crash in 2021, my portfolio went from 30K down to, like, 8K. Then I switched my stocks from meme stuff to gold, China, I think emerging markets too.

What's the play now? Um, I'm shorting the market into August and possibly September. Looki- looking to buy the dip. I'm gonna go long CFDs and close out my shorts. I'm waiting for this pullback that's coming, and then I'm gonna buy the dip. 20X leverage CFDs. The problem with the CFDs is if you hold it too long, you start Paying a lot of overnight interest. What time did I make that bumble yesterday? Oh, it's been 24 hours. No. Waiting for my bumble legs to come back. Bumble sounds like bum hole. I know. I pace up and down the house. Then it seems like I'm doing something.

Go get my steps in. Maybe I'll try the nicotine for fun. I don't think I'd get addicted. I did shisha nicotine before and I didn't feel like, oh, I need more now. I need the no contrain. I don't think I get addicted to substances. I don't have people getting addicted to nicotine really. I did smoking when I was a kid. Didn't get addicted. And then I had some nicotine shisha in Japan, 2019. I though, oh, this is kind of relaxing, I guess. I don't get addicted to alcohol. I just don't wanna mess up my lungs with vape.

Yeah, I guess I am addicted to coffee. If I don't have my coffee, I have a splitting headache. I'm not addicted to beer. I'll have half a beer and feel like, okay, that's enough. Don't want any more. You just have a bit to compliment the meal. I don't drink it because it makes me feel good. It just tastes nice. It doesn't make me feel anything apart from sleepy and bit depressed. I drink it for the flavor and goes well with certain food, like a wine, like red wine with a steak. Maybe I'll get wine. Quite like Japanese rice wine.

Miaomio. What's up? Meow meow? Seems awake now. Noisy lick at me. It's funny they make eye contacts with you. Like they know what eyes are. Eyes are universal. How do they know that my eyes are eyes? Oh God. I'm so bored. I plucked my eyebrows today. I had a lot of long stray hairs coming out the sides. What's for dinner? I got Taomein noodles with... I ate the salmon and the chorizo kebab. I've got venison burger and that's it. I think I'm out of meats. I've got one venison steak. Oh, I've got a stirloin steak. Oh, I could make stir fry noodles with steak, beef, and green peppers.

That'd be pretty good. Oh, this is my new hoishing sauce. Where'd I put them? My noodles. I got these. The potatoes. I ate as many as I could, but they were going all soft and moldy, so I chucked them out. Oh, I got these dojo noodles for my karate training. Karate kid legends. Winter trip to New York. So what? I just boil them and then add them into the surf rite. Boiling water with my hoistened sauce. Hm. Smells like sweet soy sauce. So I probably cook the steak first, take it out, medium rare. Come on, when do I get my bumble likes?

Well, the highlight is making dinner out of likes. I have no idea what to do. My favorite movie. Uh, I quite like War of the Worlds with Tom Cruise. Oh, Jurassic Park, the first one. I like the scene where the big robots are lasering all the humans running away, and then they turn into a red mist, cloud of mist. Maybe I chops and peppers. I can't believe I've got absolutely nothing to do. It's fucking insane. How do I have nothing to do? Everyone else is so busy all the time. Maybe I sharpen my knife. It's a wet slurry.

It doesn't even have the holder thing. Um... First you make it wet. I don't know which side is which, though. Oh, ASMR. It keeps moving. It is wet. I just said that it's wet. It's that annoying. Okay. See how sharp it is. Mm. Ooh, pretty sharp. Don't know if it's any different, though. Watch, watch, watch. Ooh. Oh, did you see that, like, butter? Yeah, it's way sharper now. I miss my Damascus Japanese steel chef's knife I bought last year. I left it at my mother's house. So sharp. Effortless. I left a lot of things because I was in a rush.

Cooking knife wasn't really top of my priorities at the time. It's not like I planned to leave. I had to pack everything in a couple hours. I think it might cut onions too. Effortless. These onions are a month old, I think. Yeah. Why is it brown inside? Uh, there's like a skin inside of it. It's bad. Mm, I don't know. I just use my new onions. I hate onion skin. Why is there so many layers? It gets everywhere. Mm-hmm. Can you believe there are men out there who don't even know how to chop an onion? I can't believe it.

But they think it's funny. Oh, I don't even know how to chop an onion. I saw this guy called Jake Wright, Cambridge University graduate. He used to vlog and he started doing cooking videos because he lived alone. And he was like, "Well, now I'm living alone. My mom's not here to cook for me. I need to learn." And he's like, "Oh, I don't even know how to chop an onion. Or is it like this? You literally just get it and then you chop it. How can you not know?" It's unbelievable how some men are completely useless making food.

Any bloody delivery men are gonna come. Nonstop white bands put it on. My dad was rubbish at cooking too, and then he had to learn how to do it because my mom stopped cooking for him. They had a big fight and my, because usually she used to make dinner every time, but then she got fed up and stopped doing it. My dad would come home from work hungry and be like, "Where's the dinner?" So then he started making it himself. And he would just, he would put the peas and broccoli in a jug and microwave it in water. <laugh> He would microwave the frozen veg in, um, in a jug and water and then he would just put some kind of meat in a pan and then put a lid over it to stop oil. He was always really fussy about oil splashing.

So he would just put the lid over everything and kind of like steam everything. I was a bit sad. What did mum do all the whole day? Well, she went to work too, and then she would just get a takeaway or like a ready microwave meal. But my dad wanted a proper meal, not, you know, full of nitrites and sodium, ready-made instant meal. I remember when I first started cooking, oh God, I tried making salmon, it stuck to the pan, it burnt. I tried making fried rice. It was too wet, turned into risotto. I was so bad at cooking. I've come a long way, believe it or not.

I remember being in the guest house trying to make fried rice and it was all wet and all stuck to the pan. Half of it had to scrape off the pan and it just like porridge. It was horrible. And then I'd trigger the smoke alarm. I remember a few times my mom went back to Malaysia for some funeral. So it was just me, my sister, my dad, and he had to do the cooking. And he would make fish fingers, baked beans and chips with some pea- peas, green peas. No, I didn't cook at the restaurant. I just washed dishes. And sometimes I did food prep, like peeling potatoes, chopping carrots. One time I had to chop up a bag of pig hearts for the owner's dogs. It was disgusting. A big sack of pig hearts.

I hated peeling the potatoes, made my hand hurt. Sacks and sacks of potatoes. I used to steal the potatoes because they would roast potatoes in some kind of fat and put parsley and pepper and stuff. It tastes really good. I'd be starving, so I would pinch some from the walk-in freezer fridge. I'd just like take one out and pop it in my mouth. I worked a few days in a Japanese zakaya washing dishes again. They taught me how to make one dish. The, uh, the salt sesame oil cabbage dish, I messed it up with too much oil.

The boss said, "Who made this?" The Japanese people with the zaya were very young. Even the owner was quite young, like late 30s. So he was quite young to own a business. And then the, the young people working in the kitchen were like 20s. They all seemed rough, you know, like brown dyed hair, piercings, probably school dropouts. They spoke rough too. They were like chaps. That's the best kind of job you can get, school dropout, no education. You either work in a company or construction or in the food industry in some making Yakitori. If you've got no brains in no education, people usually end up in the food industry making ramen, working at skier, slizeria. And then they try and open their own little ramen store, making jump change.

I think I'm sick. I don't know, I got a weird cough, like a chesty cough, but I don't feel sick. I don't have a headache or anything. Oh, okay. What's my big plans? Um, try and meet some British girls off Tinder and then if that fails, go Thailand. I got three Tigirls lined up. Let's check Bumble. I have a weird feeling something's up with Bumble. I'm not getting any likes. Still says I'm out of likes. Surely it's been 24 hours. Hmm. This girl's skin looks like mine. Wait. This girl's skin's worse than mine. Look at those freckles.

We would make children that have super freckly skin, wouldn't we? She's got them all on her forehead too. I don't. Market's tanking again. Told you. Yeah, I wouldn't be bothered with freckles if she's got a nice face. It wouldn't stop me. I don't know why the market's tanking. I think it's just because it hit some kind of level, like a line of resistance. Stupid sheep. Maybe they're just scared because of the wind. Oh nice. I've got 51 pounds OnlyFans. That was quick. Maybe I count my money. Counting money's fun. I should work in a bank.

No, I only like counting my own money. I don't want to count other people's money. Um, so I've got... I hate nationwide. 3110 plus 429. I've got 3539. 3539. Update the numbers. What? How's that less than what's already written there? I though it was gonna be more. Oh, because I lost some money at that stupid dating site. And also I had to pay for... Oh, yeah, electricity. Yeah, I got charged 148 pounds for electricity last night, I think. Damn it. Otherwise, I would've been at 3,700 nearly. Oh, I got likes. That's weird. My matches are gone. I had three matches. They're gone now.

That's kinda strange. They unmatched you. Really? Lame. Now I've gotta be careful not to waste my likes. Oh, shut up, fucking sheep. What do you want? <laugh> Lawyer. Imagine dating a lawyer. She could destroy you using the law. Financial consultant. Oh, God, I don't wanna date a girl who's got a proper job that makes me feel insecure. This is the problem. I start swiping. You get kinda hooks on swiping because you wanna see who's out there. And then people would like you back and then you got no likes left. How about stop? I'm a plus-sized nightmare that will keep you on your toes. I have a 14-year-old son. Oh, no thanks. What? You're 31 and you got a 14-year-old son and we live with my dad. I have BPD, but I'm working on myself. Well, I catch. How the fuck is she 31? Is your four...

Wait, that means she was 17 when she had him. Jesus. Her son could beat me up.

A mom at se - she, she was rough. Holy shit. She's 31. Hmm. Political activist. I thrive on smart conversations. I am no man's peace, I promise you. Unapologetic humor. You can't even spell humor right. Where's the U? H-U-M-O-R. And being woke all the right ways. Oh, God, no thanks. Bumble has the most woke, annoying girls on it. 4'11" nurse. She looks Thai. Tagalog, uh, Filipino. Uh, not into Filipino girls. Tattoos, nose rings, woke, with unapologetic humor. No thanks. Mom to seven year old. If you take the piss out of me are funny and I find you attractive, you're onto a winner. Well, she wants you to take the piss out of her. What?

So many of them have kids. What's that sounds of the horrible wind? Oh, yeah. How are the women my age looking so old? Yeah, my CFDs are loads from this crashing. I'm green on nearly all my shorts now. Just one short that's still red slightly. Mum of two teens and a dog. Damn, how many single mothers are out there? I don't have any likes on Bumble. What the hell? Sad, isn't it? People get together, it's great, and then just doesn't work out. Broken families, broken hearts. In the end, everyone's miserable. Humans are sad, aren't they?

But I stopped swiping, so I saved some likes. Market is tankening It's tanaking everywhere. 70, 170. I'm 170 pounds away from break even on my day trading account. <laugh> I better take profit. Buy back tomorrow. No, Saturday tomorrow. Maybe Monday. Don't know if I want to hold these shorts over the weekend. Holding my shorts too long has never worked out well. Damn, biceps massive. People kept saying, "Oh, you're not doing it properly. So, you still grow the biceps. Just because you don't do it 100% perfectly doesn't mean it's not gonna grow. Biceps looking massive. I can get an iPhone 17 in Thailand. Use it as a fresh device for new Tinder and Bumble.

They can't stop me. They can keep banning me, but I'll keep coming back. Fuck you. Fuck you, Match Group. Cost me so much sex. Maybe if I had easy access to dating apps, I wouldn't be so desperate for a relationship all the time. Because once you're in a relationship, you h - you hold onto it hard because you know when you've lost it, the struggle is back without being able to stay on dating apps for very long. No, I would not pay 5K. Oh no, maybe I would. Business investment content. They pretty ban you just for ranting about girls and calling them ugly and fat.

Yeah, what's so fun going on dates if you can't rant about how annoying they are. I remember my first ever Tinder date. It was with this English girl from Margate. We met in Margate and she was so fat. I made a video about it. It was one of my very early videos back in 20... Might have been 2016. I was at the train station talking about how rubbish it was. She had like a witch nose, really fat, ugh. Hair was gross. Yeah, Margate and then we got some kind of pub lunch and she was complaining about it. She was like, "Oh, I might complain about it to the manager." And I was like, "Oh, okay. It's not that bad." And then we went to the arcades, these old seafront arcades they had.

God, it was so boring. I couldn't wait to get home. I had to get so many trains from Margate to Chatham and then from Chatham to Maidstone Barracks. And then from Maystone Barracks, had to walk to Maidstone East, and then from Maison East back to Harrietsham. Dating sucked in the UK without a car. And now all the girls my age, they all look so bad. Like 36-year-old women on this dating app stuff. I don't know, like they got wrinkles, they got old looking faces, they got kids, they got 10-year-old, 15-year-old kids covered in tattoos, lip piercings, nose, oh my God. They look awful. No wonder the British empire came into existence or the British men desperate to get off this shit whole island to find some good looking women.

When I go on UK dating apps, I just think, oh, this is why I was obsessed with Japan. Japanese milks look way better. I got no matches on Bumble. I got five matches on Tinder. I haven't messaged four of them, message one. They haven't replied. This one's hot. Yeah, imagine me dating that. You guys would never believe it. I'm not funny, I'm not rich, and my wooly doesn't work. Interested? I should make a new YouTube video called Looking for a Wife. I am ready to become a father. Applicants, comment below. You must be up to my standards. You must be very sexually active and not fat and not crazy and not ugly.

I want sex three times a day. Looking for my next wife, future mother of my children. Make good old classic clickbait YouTube video. What did I miss? Absolutely nothing. Miss laughing at some girls on da- dating apps, I guess. Do you think I should spend 500 pounds on that lawyer? I don't see what he would say that I haven't already heard. Maybe I just use AI and ask him for advice. I just don't really wanna blow 500 pounds, and then he just says the same thing that the free solicitor told me. That would be really annoying.

I don't know why they charge so much just for advice. For 500 pounds, you should, like, represent me as well. People are giving advice for free. I'm not guilty. I'm not guilty for half the things I'm being accused of, which I can't go into detail. Yeah, I went through the statement with a red pen marking all the things that are wrong. There's so many things. Okay, I got a bad new Pachinku. I told you I'm not allowed to talk about this. I'm not allowed to talk about the thing. Don't like his tone either. I don't know, maybe I won't bother them. Whatever.

How much kick money have I made up to now? Um, $8,600. I made 2,500 in June and then 6,080 in July. Not bad for sitting on a beanbag all day doing nothing. I can't do a gambling deal because stakes banned in the UK. What tax bracket? I don't know, it depends how much I've made at the end of the tax year. If I've made 50, 60K, quite high. A wasp got stuck in the spiders web. And too bad the spiders webs aren't strong enough to hold a wasp. Wasp always get out of the spiderweb. I've never seen a wasp stuck in one.

God damn this wind, I hate it. I was scared. Taxes for 2024 to 25. Uh, I self-reported earnings of 18,000 pounds, so my taxable income was like 4,500 after business expenses. It says I owe 700 pounds tax. I have to pay it next January. Council tax November. Income tax January, that's 1,400. I don't know what payments on account means. I have to pay with my account. See, if I moved to Thailand, I wouldn't have to pay 1,400 a year. That's nearly 7,000 pounds for five years. Plus selling the car Thailly visa is basically free. 'Cause instead of paying council tax, car insurance, and the car, you pay that for the visa and then go over to Thailand in five years.

Car tax is like 5k a year. The car is 5k. Council tax like 717, that's your profit by leaving here and buying the Thail Visa. When you look at these profiles on dating apps, it makes you feel like people are so boring. The jobs sound really boring. The hobbies are really boring. Domestic abuse support worker. I have two kids not looking to start again. Tattooed potty mouth, but wonderful too. Graphic designer at Royal Navy. Everyone's so boring. Mm-hmm. I don't think I put a job title on my profile. Oh God. Why do people think what they do for a living, what their stupid hobbies are, make them interesting?

No one cares. They're still boring. Oh God, I hate talking about jobs. Maybe bicep time soon. Growing my biceps. Wow, my phone's hot. <laugh> 6K a month for laying on my beanbag. <laugh> It's not as easy as you think. It takes skill, hard work, dedication, professional beanbag layer. Work out something else. I did. That's why my legs were in pain. I squatted on Bobby's dildo cock. Entire thighs all burning. And then yesterday I did 15,000 steps. And the cat is still upstairs. I forgot about him. <laugh> I completely forgot about the cat. I'd be such a good dad. Oh, I completely forgot about the baby.

He's completely out. I think he slept for five hours. He tucks his toe in. You sleep so much. Some dumbbells and then dinner. My amazing life in Devon. Wow. So much fun. I love my life. I though I heard him. Can we coralab? Um, I don't know, maybe. Not sure. I think I got stronger. It's not as hard as it used to be. Oh no, my hand's sweaty. My hand's sweaty, I'm losing grip. I don't think I can do another one. I'm gonna hurt my back. Oh, five reps now. Yeah, how does Aloe know me? 'Cause, I mean, I don't really...

I didn't know they know me because I only met Ice twice a couple years ago. Yeah, but how do they know me? Damn, my bicep's getting big. I mean, I though maybe some of them would know me from three, four years ago, but not from recently. And they all forgot about me anyway. I mean, Ice did ask if I wanted to stream together with him, but I said no because... I don't know, I just, I though he was gonna... I know he would make me do things I didn't wanna do and then give me shit about it if I said no. So I though I don't wanna stream with him.

Also, I don't know, Ice seems to get everyone in trouble around him. Like he got everyone arrested in Thailand. Imagine if I was at that dinner when they all got arrested, I'd be arrested too. Sure, a bit scared of Ice. Yeah, I don't, I don't care how much money I could make. I wanna risk going to jail. I can do that all by myself. God, this one feels so light now. You can't do it wrong. What do you mean doing it wrong? So such thing as doing it wrong. How am I doing it wrong if my muscle got this big?

It doesn't matter. But you can do it more efficiently and more inefficiently, but the same thing happens. The muscle get bigger. Proper form doesn't matter. I don't know what you keep going on about. Oh, proper form. Oh, well, I grow my biceps 0.5% faster than doing it with bad form. So proper form things out of bollocks. It will still grow, even if you don't do proper form. My bicep's way bigger than a few months ago. I don't need to do proper form to grow the muscle. It will still grow, look. No, I don't get injured anymore because I stopped doing the overhead thing. That was what was hurting my back. The overhead lift.

For that, I probably need a lighter weight. And as I get stronger, the form will improve. But you don't need... It's like, it's like you don't need perfect pitch accent to speak Japanese and be understood. Okay, maybe it's nicer if you have pitch accent because it's cool. But at the end of the day, it doesn't matter. You still get the job done. See, it looks massive. I reckon it'll barely make any difference with a proper form. It's like you do proper form with a 10 kg dumbbell, or you do slightly improper form with 15 kg dumbbell. And we've got... We've got a scale, don't we, of form being like proper and completely unproper. It's not either you're doing it properly or improperly. It's like a scale, like a spectrum, isn't it?

So obviously if I did it like this... If I did it like this... Oh, two. Three. Obviously that's stupid. I obviously do it like that, you would barely make any gains because you're just swinging it, but I'm not doing it like that. I say there's a spectrum like this. 100% proper. 0% proper. And then maybe, maybe I'm like here. It's good enough. Yeah, well, I've been doing this for years and you're talking rubbish. Proper form doesn't matter as much as you think it does. I've been growing biceps for years. He finally woke up. Ready to go home.

Senior. He had his free hotel stay. I'll do one more. Four sets. Yeah, I'm scared to feed it too much because it might move in and never leave. I'm not trying to steal someone's cat. Wow, they're bulging. Like water balloons. Whoa, market's tanking. I'm up to 35 pounds. This is what I do. I'm only fans. My tinder picture. I put this as my tinder picture. <laugh> Come on, Mark here, just tank. Tank more. I want my Nighthawk refund. Five hours left and the day is done. I've got karate egg noodles and steak. Wow, this one's hot.

Wish I'd get a girlfriend like that. Big time texter. Oh, no. And am I going to tint to gel? When the weather's good, weather is just awful for weeks and weeks and weeks. Can't go anywhere. Well, market's tanking. Maybe I go to that reservoir tomorrow. Lopwell. No, it's a dam, not a reservoir. Lopwell dam. And this is not much to do when there. Oh no. I don't know where to go anymore. I feel like I've been everywhere here. I'm starting to feel like I remember why I didn't wanna live in the UK. I've been boring.

Summer's over, really. I've been waiting for it since February when I was freezing my nuts off. This is it. It's windy and raining all the time. Summer probably starts when I leave. Come back in July. I'll come back in July when the thing's expired. Maybe I'll sell my car. It's one less thing to worry about if you get a new car when I get back, if I come back. I do like driving in there. If I sold the car, what car would I get next? Uh, Mr. Miaomiao left. He slept nearly six hours, I think.

No, I didn't get any matches on Bumble. Maybe they shadow banned me. I got five matches on Tinder, but no messages. I though I'd wait until about nine or 10 and then message them. And then the refund for Nighthawk, they said still not processed. Please contact us. So I messaged the associate chat thing and they just said it hasn't been scanned yet. Thai friendly, I've got three women who wanna meet. I got the contact details. I got two WhatsApp and a line. I think it's just much harder in the UK as an Asian guy. I think I really fit the criteria of what women here are looking for.

It's funny when I moved in here, I moved in here with such, such confidence and happiness. And now I'm stuck here thinking, what am I even doing here anymore? It really is like that guy said in a comment months ago, "There's nothing here for you, Daniel." I just leave. Yeah, I was thinking, "Why, what am I doing here?" No, I didn't book a ticket. I feel like something's mentally holding me back, but I don't have any excuses. I'm not really waiting on anything. Got no plans. Yeah, I was hoping I'd get a reply from the Thai League people just to see if my background check cleared or not.

And then, oh no, but... I also just feel kind of lazy in it. I feel like getting on a plane. Maybe I join up some class. Maybe they've got Thai language school here. Japanese language school and then I date the teacher. Japanese class, Plymouth. I feel like maybe going back to my mom's house probably better for my mental health. I just remember feeling happier last year at home. Remember when I came back from Japan last year? Didn't I seem really happy? It had been two years since I was home. I was so fed up with Thailand in Japan. It's nice being home again.

Bought that monitor, bought Fold six, bought a car. I though I'm never going traveling ever again. Everything I need is right here. It's like I've got a lot of options, but I feel paralyzed to move. Leaving here would mean losing a lot of things. Yeah, I wouldn't mind leaving, to be honest. What if I just ghost and I stop paying rent? Can I get in legal trouble? I can just reclaim the house and keep my deposit money. Oh, can't be bothered. I don't even need the car anymore. It's really more of a luxury thing so I can get out of the house.

I do like how everyone's really friendly here. Even when you're driving, people seem really friendly. People in Maidsland not nice. They're all fat and drunk and chabby and rude. I leave the house all the time. I say there's nowhere to go, but what would you want there to be to go? You're thinking of having girls to go to. Like if I had a girl there and a girl here and a friend there maybe and having a car would be cool because I can like go stay over at her house and stay over her house. Otherwise it's just go to Kit Hill, go to Polk Hill, go to Tesco.

Yeah, I really should just go to Thailand this month. I'm going to start messaging some of those girls. What to say? It says language is Spanish. So is she Spanish or what? Mm, what should I say? How about this one? 17 miles away. Hi. Hi, how are you? Is that good? Hey, whatever, but how are you? Five foot one. Why are they so short? Hi, any plans for the weekend? Mm, I don't really like this one. Cis woman. What does that mean? I though I unmatched her. She's probably all woke, 94 miles away. There, I messaged them all.

I've got zero matches on Bumble. If I get no response or I get banned, I'm out here. Booking my tickets. What does a CIS, does it stand for something? Well, it's cystic fibrosis. August. August 11th. 630 pounds. Oof, hands up. 11th of August. About... What am I gonna do with my stuff? I just leave it here. China Airlines is cheap. 560, the 8th of August. 11: AM, 6th of August. I get a hotel on the 5th. Stream going to the airport. 11:00 AM. I'll go next Monday.m. Tuesday? 680. It's nearly a thousand dollars. What sounds like Crips. What Crips back?

Oh, Ms. Cripped. The only female attention I was getting. Damn, look at this one. 7:00 AM. Scandinavian Airlines. Three hour layover Oslo, 530 pounds. I don't know if that's good or bad. 7:00 AM though. No, it's rubbish. This still looks the best. Lufthansa, one hour layover, Munich. Yeah, start. Exactly. No comment. Great minds think alike. Lufthansa, 500 pounds, 12th of August. But if I got a chance with these five Tinder girls, I feel like maybe I should wait and see if there's anything there. I'm so glad my skin cleared up. Look, so much better now.

I had all these pimples under my jawline. They're there and there. And around my mouth as well. Yeah. They've all cleared up. I stopped drinking that stupid energy drinks in Red Bull. Maybe stress calmed down, I don't know. But it was awful. I was drinking those diet Cokes and the energy drinks and well, aspartamate was in all of that. Oh yeah, the special sugar. I was eating the special sugar, the half spoon stuff with aspartamate in it. Oh, so much aspartamate. Triple Aspartamate. I was breaking out, worst I've ever seen it. What the hell does self transfer mean?

Oh, sad. It's not my diet. How am I... Okay, genius. How is my skin cleared up if I'm eating exactly the same diet? Yeah. See how you crawl out of that hole? Eating exactly the same food, but my skin is much clearer and all the pimples went away. Since I stopped drinking Red Bull Aspartame, half spoon sugar and energy drinks. Diet's got nothing to do with it. I'm eating the exact same diet. Oh my God, you're thick. I didn't change my diet. I didn't change my diet. Are you deaf? I've been eating the same diet my whole life. Bacon, pot noodle, fried food, steaks, chips. You think I ever changed my diet? Oh my God. Oh yeah, remember the time in 2018 when I was a vegan and only ate apples and cabbage?

And you're still missing the point. I'm still eating junk food, but my skin cleared up. I don't know how much clearer I can say it. So I talked to my mom. It's like you say the words, but they don't go in. They don't get registered. It's infuriating. No, I haven't tried the cleanser yet. I keep forgetting. Who bought it? Uh, I did. A lot of good China airline flights next week for 500-ish pounds. And only a few hours in Poodong. Two hour layover poodong. Do I need to buy anything if I go? I found the, um, the eye mask pretty good for flights. You know the face mask? I used to just lift it up, up over onto my eyes and use it as an eye mask instead.

Yeah, it's nice to shut off the light. Eyelids are not very good because you shut your eyes, you can still see the light. What if you paint your eyelids black? When you shut your eyes, is it darker? Paint fake eyes on eyelids. Yeah, and then stream on kit like this. They won't know I'm sleeping. I'll be like... The fake Homer Simpson eyeglasses. <laugh> I could go next Friday. I could go next Monday. What about Tuesday? I should take the rubbish out first. No, so I should go... The Thursday would be good. 'Cause I put the rubbish out Wednesday night.

Mm, but I feel sad to go in. Well, it will still be here for me to come back to. I'll just chill out on Asia for a year. It's just a waste of, I don't know, 12,000 pounds for a year when I'm not even here. Oh, but no. Uh, I put the black bins out. So I put the recycling stuff out, I'll bring this stuff back in. The bin bags will just go out. I could go on Wednesday. 9:20 PM. Thursday. Eight hours in a poodling. Five hours. Oh, 11 hours to China. Copenhagen's nice because it's only 10 hours.

Ooh. Don't be weird, mummy. It's not funny. If anyone snipes me, first of all, I will hate you. Number two, I will find you annoying. Number three, secretly, I will be thinking you're so fucking annoyed. But I won't say it until months later. I'm not even gonna pretend to be happy to see you, so don't start whining like a bitch, like meaninglessly if I'm not friendly. Yeah, I don't wanna meet people. I don't want people snipe me and then like, "Oh, well, you're not friendly." Yeah, no shit, because I don't know who the fuck you are. If you wanna meet, send me a DM, send me a picture of what you look like, and then I'll decide if I wanna meet you or not. If you force me to meet you, then yeah, I'm gonna be fucking annoyed.

Don't piss me off. If you look normal, then maybe I'll meet you. No one wants to meet you. Oh, thank God. People kept sniping me in Japan last year. It was annoying. Ooh. Next Thursday, nine o'clock, 600 pounds. One hour, 40 minutes in poodle. <foreign>. How's my Chinese? Pretty good. <foreign>. I love cracking my ankle. Feels so good. Thursday, pretty tempting. I'll put the rubbish out on Wednesday night. Thursday morning, I get taxi Exeter. I go live Thursday morning, get my taxi. Pack on Wednesday. That means I got Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday here.

The only thing that's gonna stop me is if my Tinder matches wanna be up. None of them replied. All ghosted. I'm just scared. Like, what if the Thailand people reply to me say, "Unfortunately, your background check has not been passed. A search warrant is out on you." <laugh> I doubt it. "No, I can book a pretty cheap ticket for next week. China Airlines, 600 pounds. It doesn't get much cheaper than that. Not going to Diddly Squat Farm. Nope. Pack my switch. Should I take a hit of nicotine? I wonder what it looks like. That's weird.

Pray needs to be charged. Looks funny. You can put four in there and you rotate it. Nothing happens. Nothing happens. All right. What do I bring? But I'll miss driving my car. Do you think I should go to the post office first to get my international driver's license? Maybe I do that tomorrow. How long does it last? A year. I feel like I would like to get out of the country this month. If I get international driving license, I'd get a car in Japan. I could do a road trip from Bangkok to Chang Mai. I'm hungry.

Nothing happens. I think I put it... Did I put it the wrong way around? No. Well, it buzzed. Why is it buzzing? Oh, God, it came out. How many puffs should I take? I don't like it. Oh, I don't like it. Uh, I don't know how people do that. I think it's a 20 mg. I don't know if it's doing something to my brain. I don't know. Maybe I feel something. It's like I've got liquid in my lungs. It's not, not feel good. Does not feel like this is healthy. Tobacco flavor. I just wanna see what the nicotine feels like.

<laugh> I can't. As soon as it gets in my lungs, I cough. I used to vape before, but I never inhaled it. I just sucked it in and blew it around. Remember I had that cigar vape and then I had the pipe. I used to smoke puffet on the stream. I just wanted... I was curious what it feels like. <laugh> No, I'm done. I'm done. Holy shit. Horrible put in the bin. No, I'm done. I'm not doing that again. It's like you're inhaling liquid into your lungs. I don't know how people do that. The device in itself looks cool though. You can slot in four things. Look, you put it in there and you rotate it based on which one you want, but I don't want it.

20 mg. See, it looks expensive. Wasted its money, unfortunately. Isn't that like 100 pound vape? I know. I feel no different. I took a p - a couple puffs. Like I don't feel anything in my brain. Is it supposed to make you feel good or something? That's what, I mean, that's what vapor is. It's just liquid. So as soon as it touches the inner lining, it's gonna turn into liquid, isn't it? It's funny, Crypt could have used that if she actually came. $10, no way. That thing looks pretty fancy. No, I always liquid in my lungs now.

Nine o'clock, 600 pounds. Oh, felt horrible. I don't know how people smoke. It's so horrible, the feeling. When it goes into your lungs, it, it's like you're drowning. I remember trying to smoke weed in Rotterdam with Mida. Every time it nearly entered my lungs, I just started hacking it. I was like, I couldn't even get it into my lungs. Yeah, I got that weed thingy. Meda wouldn't buy it for me. She said, "No, you try it by yourself." So I went into the shop and I was like, um, "Could I buy one of the weed thingies?" And Meda was standing there laughing at me. I don't know what it's called. The smokey thing.

I tried so hard to inhale it just wouldn't go in. I kept coughing it back out. But for some reason in Thailand, I was able to inhale it and get high. I felt horrible. I felt like I was having like a panic attack or something. My temples were, well, it felt like hooks were in my temples, pulling them down. My whole face was drooping. I felt like my face was melting off. I was like, like I was gonna collapse. Poor shop owner had to shut his shop, look it up and then walk me to the taxi. I couldn't even walk properly.

Poor guy. He must have been panicking thinking, "Oh, shit. Well, if he collapses in my shop, I will call the ambulance." I do not like drugs. I do not like anything making my brain feel weird, apart from caffeine. I don't know how people do this stuff. And when they talk about doing it, they sound so proud of themselves as well. "Oh, you know, I do the LSD. Oh, I do cocaine. "Like they say it like they're so proud of it. Like they're bragging. "Wow, you're so cool. You're so hip and cool." 9PM trying to airline. "I leave in the morning. I can get to the airport by nine o'clock easy.

I've got four, I have four, 13 hours to get to the airport. Prediction, will Daniel make it to the airport on time? I'll stream going to the airport. Get on the tr - tap scene and then train and then get on the bus. So what I would bring is... I don't even know if I'm gonna bring the bell box, to be honest. Ditch it here. You can't even use it without your laptop on. So I couldn't use it because I would bring my laptop. So I can't stream from the laptop because it won't be in the house anymore. This is kind of a waste of money.

Damn, I must have inhaled quite a lot of it, but I don't feel any effects of the nicotine. I feel exactly the same. I though 20 mgs is powerful. What is nicotine even supposed to feel like anyway? Like caffeine. I'll bring my Switch to... Nicotine relaxes you. I'm always relaxed. Alcohol makes me depressed. Okay, what else I got bring? Laptop Powerbrick. It'd be such a power move if I didn't bring the laptop. I'm worried if I leave it here, it might get stolen. But it's probably good to have a laptop. If I'm bringing laptop, Power Brick, switch to... What else? Powerbrick, Power Bank, I mean.

Probably should bring all my phones. Oh, this is... I've got four phones. One, two, three, four. Four phones now. I don't really need the smash one anymore. I don't think there's anything on it. It was only useful as a tethered modem for the bella box. Bring the dumbbells. Oh, I still got liquid coming out of my lungs. So I got pneumonia. Oh, that was not nice. Did not like it. I'm cold. Where's my TV shirt? I was there. Thursday. Plans for tonight. Yeah, I'm going to the clubs with my Tinder bitches. None of them replied. Are they all out or something? I though they'd be sad and lonely.

Not a single one replied. I didn't even get any matches on Bumble, not even one. Oh, yeah. I've got two children. Well, they all got children. Just returned to the UK after living in South Korea for three years. Well... Do I see myself with children? Not really. No girl even wants to be with me. How can I have children? I could go on Thursday. Why not? Constant fluid coming out my lungs now. What was in the vape? 20 megs of nicotine. Uh, but if I go Thailand and I'm not happy there either, I'm really screwed because I'm not happy here and I'm not happy there, and what the fuck am I supposed to do with my life?

Where am I supposed to go then? I'll just aimlessly walk around shopping centers and sit around eating food, being bored and I'd be like, "Well, what's going coming here, guys? Still just got 100 viewers. And now I have to sleep when most of my viewers are gonna be awake because of the time zone. I'd be sleeping now in Thailand. It's, uh, eight... It's like 4:00 AM. Like what if I go Thailand and viewership is the same or even worse, could meet girls, I guess. Might get some sex. Also escape the UK winter. I had good viewership in Japan. I had like 130, 50. I think if I'm doing something interesting, people will tune in.

I don't know. I feel like you've got the whole world open to you, but then at the same time, feeling so limited with what there's actually there to do. I feel very trapped. August is also too early to meet AJ. She'll probably be back in New Zealand and then she won't be in Indonesia again until October. Well, if Thailand flops, what the fuck am I supposed to do here? Just sit in my room the whole time. Maybe I get so bored I actually get a job. At least I'll have something to complain about. Imagine I get a lady boy boyfriend on stream. That would get views.

I've got to take it in the ass to get any viewership. It'd be cool if they did the Metachus Solid three remake for Switch two as well. Damn, Dexter got old. He always had that glowing orange kind of look. I never played Mel Gear Solar three. I only played one and two when I was a kid. And by the time three came out, I wasn't interested in it anymore. Now remember when Mel Gear Solid one came out, I was about nine or 10 years old. I remember my friends talking about it. Psychomantis sniper wolf. Meryl. I remember the scene where you're in a jail cell and you got a bang on the door and then the guard opens it and you knock him out.

Liquid steak was cool. Fucks Harold. <laugh> The whole thing was just so over the top, but kind of cool. Meryl Gear. That David Hater voice acts his voice is so funny. Oh, this idiot. Oh, this guy's gimmick is so annoying. But he just buys some random thing from a convenience store. So annoying. He does it every time the same thing. What's up, bro? It's not daddy. Avoiding hot coffee cause you have sensitive tea. Here's a simple hack. Hello. Oh, I am actually working part time goal. It says no. Where does it sit now? Right here. That's his seat. Huh? I think this is a yes you can fish. No.

Tony Hawk's still at it. I find half pipe tricks really boring. They just go up and down and up and do a spin. Tony Hawke's got 9.6 million. Half pipe's boring. Dam is old. He looks like Bill Gates. Where would I go in Thailand? Uh, Bangkok. Oh, Tony Hawke's got old. Hey, what's up? I'm Tony Hawk for a skater and this is my timber tech story. The deck isn't just part of the backyard, it is the backyard. Our three middle boys are all in their 20s and we want them. Does he only do half pipes?

Her alert is back. You recently lost, uh, the airline lost your skateboard. That's true, yeah. Tony, you have to watch this video. Question one. It's such a weird game, hammering nails. Why did they change the guy? I don't get it. It's like am I shadow banned straight away on Bumble? I'm not getting any likes. I had a couple yesterday and then they disappeared. I wonder if instead of banning me, they just shadow ban me. Not a single reply on Tinder either. Weird. Worst part of the rainy season. Yeah, that's what I was worried about. Maybe I go to Japan instead.

No, what? Ticket said Japan's cheaper. 460 pounds on China Airline, because yen's still pretty weak. 11 AM. It's hard to find anywhere decent to stay in Japan that's cheap. Thousands of pounds get an apartment. Hundred thousand pounds. It's too hard to find the place to stay in Japan. That's not a shit hole and it's not thousands of pounds a month. That's why I always have to go to guest houses. Why can I hear people shouting? Black cat. Black cat not allowed in. Mr. Miomio's house. If the answer should just stay here and find stuff, stuff to do here. I don't know what's doing my fucking life anymore. Oh my God.

Is there like a live stream feed of Bangkok like there is in Japan? In Japan, they got these random YouTube channels. There's just a live stream feed of a train station. I wanna check the weather. Oh, there is. What? Soy 19 live, it's got nine viewers. Soy 19 circumfer Thailand Live started seven months ago. It's not raining. What time is it there? Is there sound? If I go there, you could see me on the camera. That would be pretty funny. <laugh> It's kind of lagging. It's not raining all the time, is it? It says 2nd of August 2025, 3:00 AM. Look how busy it is at 3:00 AM.

I wonder if it makes any money. If it's been going for seven months, it must have loads of views on it. How's this? It's now. How is it so lively at 3:00 in the morning? There's so many Toyotas. Are they Toyota Corollas? None of these people know they're being filmed on YouTube. <laugh> 27 viewers. But how many live streams does he have? Kosamu. Well, he's got live streams all over Thailand. It's weird. But that's Kosamue now. But they're all going at the same time. Look, live, live, live, live. He's got dozens. 200 watching this one, Kosamui. Everything that happens in here stays in here. No screenshots, no leaks. And most importantly, no long conversations.

Why are 200 people watching this? Are they prostitutes? Get rid of this chat thing I can't see. He's got so many live streams in Kosamue. Well, does he just secretly plant his live camera somewhere? Or does he own businesses? Hello. Anytime. <laugh> I wanna see the rain. Henry's Africa's Bar and Cafe. It's got 47 million views just by having never-ending live streams just running. That must be a couple hundred thousand dollars. I wonder if people are watching it for very long. Very disappointing with the dating apps. I'm not getting any responses. I should think that they just shadow banned me straight away.

Wait, they're not black cats out there. Might unplug my car. It's cold. Okay. Hungry. Toyo first. All I know is I definitely don't wanna be here for winter. That's all I know. Okay, so I made a steak first. I'm hungry now. Oh, that made noodles too. It doesn't look that wet in Thailand. It might even be funny if it suddenly starts pouring down. I've got August, September, Vietnam for a few weeks, back Thailand for October, November. And then what? I really don't want to be here for winter. I'm freezing. I'm already cold now and it's July or it's August.

Must think I'm weird. No steak for you then. That's what you get when you're not nice. You don't get chicken sticks like Mr. Miaomiao gets. Maybe get a dog. Maybe he'll make me happy. Doggy woggy. I can't get it out. Where's my apron? No seasoning. Yeah, I'm gonna season, uh, the noodles later. This is exploded in my hand. What do you think? Pretty good. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>. Hm. Be rude every night. Oh, I got a reply on Tinder. She, I said, "Do you live in Devon?" She said, "No, I don't." Where's Wiltshire? Oh, 130 miles away.

I think that's all I got. She's like a two hour drive away. I can't even get there without having to charge. I mean, I'd drive two hours if I get sex. No, but move how? Move near her. I'm moving to Wiltshire. Uh, she's one of those cis women pronoun things. Does that mean she's weird? Oh God, I'm full up. I'm hot as well. Yeah, she's got nose rings, tattoos, a bit fat. I don't know why they always got nose rings. I though, I though putting a nose ring on a bull is like the way farmers tag the bull, mark it as property. And I though these women all feel like, "Oh, I'm independent women. No one owns me." But then they're like tagging themselves with a nose ring like a bull.

I might save this for tomorrow. Do you think it's worth asking faster if she wants to get back together? And say, "I know I messed up, um, but I'm single again. But only if you promise to grow your hair long again. I feel like I'm never gonna meet someone now. Worth a shot? Hey, I'm single then. Maybe I'll save this for tomorrow. Lunch. I'm done. I'm not feeling very hungry. Feeling sad and lonely. Feeling kinda desperate. I feel like I'm stuck in a rut and I don't see the way out. I had so many chances to have a loving relationship. I kept blowing it. Maybe the universe at one point, at some point, is gonna stop giving you chances.

It's gonna be like, well, giving you enough chances, that is you done, mate. Either be gay or be alone. That is you done. I'm afraid. You is done. Oh, look at those skills. My training in the showering monk temple resulted in those skills. Yeah, no, I'm not feeling great, guys. I'm feeling... Well, there's very little light at the end of the tunnel. I'm feeling worthless, low value, and unloved recently. Dating app's probably gonna make it worse. Where women treat you like you're a weirdo. I can't peel the fucking thing without my fingernails being ripped off.

What if I get another Mizuki and then make her fall in love with me and I move in with her? I get on Japan Cupid again. At least Mizuki sucks me every night. She put her tongue in my mouth. Every night she was like, "Oh, I'm on my period now. We can't have sex." But then she, like, jumped on top of me, tongue in my mouth. Well, she jerked me off. I was like, "Okay. Guess this is fine." She was not submissive. Like, every night she'd be on top of me with a tongue in my mouth. I felt I was being tongue fucked.

<laugh> What's so funny? Uh, nothing. One more Kit Kat and then Kit Hill on loop. Kit Kat on Kit Hill. Hm, not bad. Let's get my Tinder phone just in case. Can't believe it. Five girls and only one replied, but only saying that she's not living in Devon. No, not a single match on Bumble. I think I've been shadow banned because I had three likes yesterday and then they all disappeared. And now I'm not getting any likes. Oh my God. <laugh> Jesus fucking Christ. Oh my God. Oh my God. Why did I leave, Jihiro? Why did I leave faster? Face statues, piercings all over the face. Oh my fucking God.

Oh, what's with all these fucking bots now? That is terrifying. Oh, this one seems promising. She said, "I don't live in Devon." I said, "That's pretty far, isn't it? I wouldn't mind traveling." She said, "Neither would I," and smiley face. I think of, think of it like a day trip. Think I might have a shot here. 5'3". She's curvy. I don't think I would say fat. No, I'm not showing. I'm a stupid weirdo's gonna track her down using the image search thing. Reverse image search. Arts degree. I don't say much about her. I need AI.

A day trip sounds great. I love a good adventure. How about we plan something fun to do in Wiltshire? Um, but she said day trip, not road trip. What did AI say to say? A day trip sounds great. I love a good adventure. How about we plan something fun to do? Mm, I don't know. I'll take her to Bog Hill. <laugh> Would you like to come to Bog Hill? A day trip. How about we make it a day and night trip? A day trip sounds fun. I've never been to... Um, never been to Motion before.

Is that where you're originally from? If I can grab a WhatsApp quickly. Thailand offer a menu if I get myself an English girl. Thailand delayed. She's 29. Got a nose ring. Why they all got fucking nose rings? 5'3". She's probably like 65 KG. I don't know. 5'3" is pretty short. She doesn't look that big. <laugh> That girl. Jesus Christ. She's never gonna find anyone. Even I wouldn't wanna meet her, and I'm, I'd fuck anything. Even I have limits. Oh, Wiltshire. Two and a half hours away. It's near Bristol. It's 130 miles away. Well, you gotta do what you gotta do for love.

29-year-old's pretty good too. At leas she's not 40. I can get to her house and say, "Oh, I ran out of battery. Could I charge my car at your house? It will take all night. Can I stay here too? You wouldn't make me kick me out in the middle of the night when I've got no battery in my car. I'll leech her fuel. I'll bring my charging cable with me. Can I plug my charger in your socket?" Whoa. Spasm. Oh, no, I need toilet. Get excited at the idea of sex. Sex in there. Have you seen this? I just saw this funny short on YouTube.

Ice Poseidon meets future self. <laugh> It does look like him. I'm right in the middle. Nose. Ice's nose is bigger. That's weird. Meets his future self. <laugh> My God, look at that, Brian. I fucking tattooed right, man. Five years though. Come on, make like 20. Brian, how are you? I miss Ice. Where's he been? Wait, is, is this your long lost dad?. They're saying it's me. I'm just streaming as well. <laugh> Uh, Ice's content was good. Actually, I don't have any time to watch him. I missed the Japan stream from this year. I only saw the last 10 days.

Hey, oh my gosh. Look at the noses. And also, like, that's fucking - I, I, I'm doing, I though, like, everything was a content. Like, something like fighting and everything content, I though. I though you were, you're making this on purpose everything. Doing what on purpose? Out of everything. There's to make a people fight and, like, uh, kick out this stupid homeless guy. <laugh> It's a gun, but it's a, it's a... You made it, right? Well, the - It's a plug, maybe. Yeah. No, I, I didnt want homeless out. He's paid doctor. No, yeah, no. He's fucking paid after. I did not want homeless to get kicked out, but he- He said I could get on if I ate a worm.

Are you retarded? Oh, okay. You guys said I could get on if Ihad, and then earlier he said I could get on. He ate a fucking worm. Paul, is it cool if I come, man? Y said I could come on earlier. You said I could and I just ate a worm and shit. Yeah, come on. Dude, it's sketchy out here. I don't have to walk back here. Well, I mean, why'd you come here? I came here to see you guys. You said I could come with you. Oh, no. <laugh> No, no, no, no. Established within the neighborhood by because you just practice your boxing moves outside and running around. I remember that girl. She was cute.

It was before Kick, he was all depressed on his own. And then he went, he, he met this random blonde girl. She has a YouTube channel, so like vibration sensation or something. Heather, her name was. I wonder if they banged. Just admit, you're not a... I am, Brandon. Dude, you'll see. November, you'll see me. Motherfucker, dude. You know, I could be trolling right now. Actually, a lot of people are saying do the arm thing. We should have because it's closer than Molly. Yeah. Living in Molly is hard. Molly? Yeah, because they establish - What would you say to somebody? I think I found some for you.

Now, today on The Rister's Bullshit is our very special guest. A man who's been making headlines all over the world and in space too, Elon Musk. Elon, welcome to The Risters Bullshit. Thanks, bud. Great to be on the side of the fire starting. Elon, I understand. You are a proud father, once more. That's right. A little boy by the name of XL System. Doesn't sound anything like him. Amber. He has his father's eye. Everybody in the street knows. God, you guys are so boring. Zero reaction. I was so funny stuff and nothing. Oh God. Oh, I got a reply from the other girl.

She said, "I'm good. Thank you. I've got a question for you. If you were a mythical creature, what would you be?" Uh, where's AI? What kind of question is that? Phoenix. Oh God. It's cringe even having to copy and paste the message. If you were a mythical creature, what would you be? Interesting question. Uh. How is that shouting and weird sound coming outside? I think I'd choose a unicorn. I can impair all people with my horn. I don't know. What the fuck kind of question is that? Who fucking cares? I think I choose... Well, a Phoenix.

Because they can fly. How about you? Well, at least I got two girls now. Everybody knows. There's a quote from American economist. Japanese. $30? I can't afford that. Do you take Visa? Visa hasn't existed for 500 years. American Express, 600 years. 7879 and 7950. We're 50 cents short. Maybe my account's still open. I did open the account over a thousand years ago. Do you still remember your pin number? It's the price of a cheese pizza and a large soda back where I used to work. Okay. You had a balance of 93 cents. All right. And at an average of two and a quarter percent interest over a period of 1000 years, that comes to 4.3 billion dollars.

$30 please. $30? I can't afford that. We can all become millionaires after we're dead. You know what they call cigarettes? The British people call them bags. Right, that's the term for cigarettes. Yeah. A guy in my class comes up and he goes, "No, Mike, do you think I could bum a bag?" I said, "I don't know, can you?" Right. 'Cause I know my, I'd like to smoke a bag and I said, "Yeah, I'd like to boil a couple of legs." Oh my God. What the hell are you talking about? If that can make any photograph - Six Friday Call of Duty mobile stream. Uh, and it's not called any mobile battlefield that doesn't matter. It's the NHS or whatever. What is the new electric car grant me for leasing? The new head government has just announced 650 million pound grams to cut the cost of an electric car.

As of now, manufacturers are busy applying for grams to get you up to 3,750 quid off an electric car. And the good news is, this will also apply to leasing, which means it could be not very interested in it. Why can't you stay consistent? If you ask most people what their number one fear is, what, what do you think it is? Most people's number one fear is public. I kind of like public humiliation. That's what I created my whole brand off of. I get kind of turned on to the Onyfans because it's like humiliation.

Yeah, but would he ride a dildo on Onyfans? I'm tough now. If you ask most people what their number one fear is, what do you think it is? It's sad to say as a society. What do you mean my mic is not on the property? There's no mic. It's built into the phone. What are you talking about? What you think I've got an, an external mic? Testing. What? Testing. That's weird. Ta, ta, ta. Ta, ta, ta. Why, why are my phones not making any sound? Why, why am I - Yeah, I plugged in the microphone, the razor microphone.

Could be IV cam. That's really weird. Both phones don't have any sound. Really weird. Really weird. Hmm. Well, I don't know. I can't bother to fix it. If both phones have no sound, I don't know what. I don't know why that would be happening. Good old desktop stream. Maybe it's... Why would IV cam stop playing audio? No, it's not a flip seven. I tried it on both phones. I tried it on S10+ as well and there's still no sound. Never happened before. Oh, I can't bother trying to fix it. It's late. These girls take so long to reply.

Come on, motherfucker. They've probably gone to bed already. I need to grab the WhatsApp. What kind of question is, what mythical beast would you be? How old was she? One's 29. The other one is 30. She's quite cute. It's just her... She has so many piercings on her nose. We'll get on if you like talking about philosophy, universe, science, aliens, folklore, cryptids. I don't even know what that is. And the nephilim. Uh, I like talking about the universe and science sometimes. Philosophy? No. Folklore? No. I don't even know what cryptids and nephilim is. What's a crypted?

Well, like a spider. No idea what a crypted is. Says she's a 3D artist. What does she have dreadlocks? Uh, she's got dreadlocks. I just noticed. Like half her hair is normal and then half of it is like dreadlocks. But her face is nice. I don't understand why British girls love nose piercings. Oh, she's, she's got those massive, like, hole in the earlobe kind of rings. Why do people do this stuff to their face? Just leave it alone. It looks weird. She's got massive, like, gaping holes in her earlobes. Why are they gonna fuck up their face like this? Fucking piercings.

Oh God, I wish if they're gonna make anything illegal, they fucking make piercings illegal. That makes anyone so much uglier. Just get normal earrings. Gaping holes in earlobes with a nose ring. Looks so stupid. It looks ridiculous. It doesn't look cool. It doesn't look good. Looks so much better if you just didn't have any of it. Ah, she's got like a stud on her upper lip, above the upper lip. It's like a black stud, looks like a massive black pimple. Why do you want bits of metal sticking out your nose? It looks so stupid. Now if I kiss her, well, I'm gonna press into the weird nose stud thing.

What if I accidentally put my finger through her ear hole and then rip her earlobe, like a cock ring, a stretchy. Such a shame. <laugh> Are there any girls who don't have piercings and tattoos anymore? Sure thing. What's on your mind? Daniel? What's a crypted? Crypteds are mysterious creatures from folklore or urban legend, like Bigfoot or the Loch Mess monster. They're intriguing because people claim to see them, but there's no scientific proof of their existence. Yeah, because people are stupid and see things they don't actually realize not there because they're dumb. Crypteds are mysterious creatures from folklore or urban legend, like Bigfoot - Yeah, but it's not real, so who cares?

Cryptos are those mysterious creatures like. Oh, shut up. I know. You already said that. Got it. Moving on. What's on your mind? Why does the audio sound muffled? She sounds like she read the, the similarian Lord of the Rings book back to front. Imagine caring that much about a bunch of fictional creatures. Imagine I said that. She unmatched me straight away. I knew that it would be old to be into these fairy tale children tales. I'm cold again. I probably gave the most bor... If she's asking all the guys what myth- mythical creature do you wanna be? I probably gave the most boring answer.

What mythical creature would you be? I would be a dragon so I could burn villages and towns to the ground and then roast lamb on the mountaintop. I'd fly to the moors on one of those stony hilltop peaks. I'd grab a sheep and then roast it and have roast mutton. And then I'd fly around burning stuff to the ground. How about that? I'll be a dragon and you can be my. That's so cringe. You gonna ride me, my queen? <laugh> That'd be so cringe. Oh God, that's so bad. I'm feeling embarrassment from saying it. <laugh> That's so cr - Marcalisi, leader of my people, my queen. Yes, my queen. I'll bend the knee. <laugh> I hated the DeNeri storyline and Game of the Thrones, Game of the Thrones. <laugh> I hated the Calise scenes. They were so corny. The unsullied army of men without a dick and balls.

Yeah, all the scenes didn't like them. But what I want to see is the hound and Jamie Lanister and Bron. So Bron of the Blackwater and Tyrion. I hated Aria scenes as well. Aria was so annoying. I couldn't give a shit about her. Her special power was dumb, but she could just transform into anyone. Too overpowered. I like Brienne as well. Brienne versus the Hound was cool. I didn't like John Snowbits north of the wall. Aria looks weird. Like she's, her head's really wide looking. Yeah, I like Bron, he was cool. I liked Lanisters too. They were cool.

<laugh> I liked how the whole movie... I mean, the whole show kept going on about the Dothraky and then they get wiped out in two seconds when they do that charge against the Lanises. No, wait, who, how did they get wiped out? No. Didn't they get sent into... They did like a calvary charge into the Knight Walkers and they all got wiped out in a second. Yeah, I remember now. They actually beat the Lanisters during that charge, and then they got sent in to charge at the Night Walkers and they all got killed straight away.

They had the burning swords and then all the flames went out. Why did they send the calvary off straight ahead on their own? It's not how you use calvary. Supposed to flank the enemy from the sides or behind. Yeah, I played a lot of, um, Asia Empires. I know how to use units. And you soften them up with the arches first, and then you put the spearmen at the front to protect the ar - I play a lot of total war, actually. Put arches at the back, you put the spearmen at the front, and then you put, like, the swordsmen around sides to protect flanks with more spearmen. And then you put the calvary hiding in a forest.

And then when the enemy comes in towards you, you then flank them, ambush them from the side of the calvary, and you put siege weapons way back. I play a lot of Total War, Warhammer. Total War, Warhammer, too. I liked the, uh, what are they called? The Empire. I had all the cannons. They had the mortars and the cannons, the Hellfire, Gatlin guns. And you just destroy them. And then you put a bunch of Halbirds and what are the other ones called? I forgot now. I like the gunmen, the musketeers. They were cool. Empire was the coolest faction.

I can't play that game in ages. I used to play all the time. We've got one hour left. Trump moves nuclear submarines after ex-Russian president's comments. We're gonna do 11 hours today. I gotta get that extra $15. Maybe I'll bring this microphone too if I go to Thailand. It really saved my bum. I don't know why the camera mic stopped working. Monastery for sale in Devon. Should I buy a church? They're pretty cheap. I'll call it the Church of Daniel. You guys can come and pray. We'll have a shrine of Mila. We won't have like a shrine to Mary. We'll have shrine to mother Mila.

How much to buy a church? Right move. Price range, 50,000. What's that? It's just a concrete shed. 17,000. Land for car parking, 50,000. Well, you can buy a car park and buy like a storage container. Oh no, I need toilet. Girl, these look so creepy. 21,000 pounds, you can buy that creepy garage thing. The church of Daniel opens on a Monday. Let's see what they got there. Why would you spend 50,000 pounds on a garage? It's weird. You can buy a ruined building for one pound. Look, it's just a load of ruins. <laugh> What? You buy this.

Parcel of land, former cottage. Remote plot of land containing remains of derelicts detached stone cottage. Oh, it's forbidding, not, not one pound. That's so weird. It's like one of those buildings I've been exploring recently. The mythical girl said, "Ah, nice. Good answer. Being able to fly would be extremely useful. I'd probably be something forest dwelling, like a nymph or pixie, or if I was to be go a bit darker, a leshi. What the fuck is a leshi? Should I also tell her about roasting sheep?" As a dragon, you could also barbecue some sheep on the moors. She might not find that funny. She might be like, "Oh, that's cruel." She thinks she'll find that cruel.

As a dragon, you can also barbecue some sheep on the mores for some roast lamb. <laugh> It's kind of risky, isn't it? She's got dreadlocks and stuff. Maybe she's like a vegan. A nymph or a pixie? Nymph sounds kind of hot. Or even is a nymph, like a nymphire. What's a nymph? Is it like an elf? A pixie. Forest pixie. I don't know what a nymph is. What's a leshi? Forest nymph sounds kind of hot. Also, as a dragon, you could barbecue some sheep on the... I don't know, that's risky. I might send it though. As a dragon, you could barbe some sheep on the mores.

Like in Game of Thrones, maybe she knows that. <laugh> Should I say, would you dress up as a wood elf? Put on the ears. How long are we gonna go on and on about stupid mythical beasts on the... Oh, I could ask her does she do any cosplay if she's into this stuff? I'll send her my cosplay picture of my cardboard samurai. I never really had a girlfriend who was into dressing up as stuff. I'd dress her up like a, um... I don't know. I don't really know what my fantasy is for dress up. I usually just like them naked. Maybe like multicolored, stripey, knee-high socks.

I'm not really into maid outfits. What about like, um, furry cat ears and a tail? So when you're banging, your balls rub against the fairytale could feel pretty nice. I could say, "Do you ever cosplay as any of these?" And if she says no, then I could say, "If you were going to, what would you do?" No. I had a better idea, but I forgot. "You could be my manic pixie girl. "I could say that. I think I'm a shadow band on Bumble. There's no way a new account gets no matches in two days. I had a few matches. They disappeared now.

Strange. It is kind of boring when you got no one to talk to, isn't it? She said," I'd say a forest nymph would be hot. They are meant to be beautiful women. I haven't actually seen Game of Thrones, but you'd easily be able to start a fire if you wanted to camp. I don't know about Barbecuing the Sheep. Poor things. I'm a Nymph remember. I love nature. Whoops. I thought she might not have liked the Barbecuing the Sheep thing. Well, Dragon's Got Eat. I was hoping she has seen Game of Thrones because of that scene where one of the dragons was roasting a sheep.

Have you ever cosplayed as one? Oh, I thought... Oh, dra - I don't know. How do I come back from this? <laugh> I messed up with the Barbecuing the Sheep thing. Dragons just reminded me of that scene where... Uh... Scene in Game of Thrones where the dragons, where it's roasting a sheep. Is she role playing right now? I'm a Nympha member. I love nature. Are we role playing? I don't get it. Like what is this? Hm. Maybe she's testing me. She did write in her profile that she likes talking about folklore and cryptids and nephelims. She's testing if I'm also into it.

Oh, God. Imagine you meet and she's just constantly saying stuff like, "If you were a forest creature, what would you be?" Um, I think I'm more of a person who's grounded in reality, not mythical things. "Okay, well, do you wanna go to the woods and get naked or... I don't know. I, we can be naked nymphs in the woods. I'd take her to the malls. We can get naked. But she's never been on the malls. Never ask where she lives. Just says 17 miles away. What is 17 miles away? Says she likes hiking. Hiking, walking, table tennis.

17 miles is... Kit Hill is only 10 miles away. Oak Hampton is 14 miles away, so it could be Oakhampton. It might be Plymouth, actually. Plymouth, 22 miles away. It could be on the outskirt of Plymouth. Could be Callington. I've never s - I've never cosplayed before, but it would be pretty cool to do so. Have you cosplayed? Well, as... Yeah, as a Japanese school girl. I should not say that. Um, what should I say? I said, have you ever cosplayed as a nymph? She said never cosplayed before. I think you would look good. Sounds too pervy.

I think you'd look good. Mm. Maybe it's... Mm. I think you'd look good as one. Have I cosplayed? 'Cause she's gonna want a photo in it, isn't she? I haven't. I dressed up as a girl. I don't really wanna tell her that. I've never cosplayed either. <laugh> The cardboard thing. Oh my God. That looks so autistic. I've cosplayed as a samurai before, and then I sent her the cardboard thing. Have I not cosplayed ever? No, I haven't. I think you'd look good as one. I've never cosplayed either. Um, can we change the topic from this weird nimp thing?

It's like playing chess, isn't it? Gotta be careful with each move. You might blow it and she unmatches you. I could say I wore a wig. That's not su - that's not really weird, is it? No, I'd just say I never cosplayed either. What do you do for fun? No, I don't want to say. I think the dragon thing has kind of reached its end. Tell her that you can show her what? Show her what? Do you have any favorite places in Devon? I'll change the topic. Fun if she says Kit Hill. Or if I know she's seen me before walking around with my selfie stick. 17 miles away. Kit Hill is 10 miles away. Plymouth outskirts is like 15 to 20 miles away. She could be in Plymouth.

And probably she's in Plymouth. I think a girl in her 30s would be in some little village like me. Or maybe she's in Horobridge. Horobridge is only 10 miles away. Or maybe... Where's Crediton? Crediton's 32 miles, that's too far. I used to charge my car at Crediton, Insta Vault charger. I say, "What's your favorite... Do you have favorite places in Devon?" And then I could say, "Would you like to go together sometime? Kind of risky. Could be too soon to ask for meetings. She might want to chat more." I should have saved that question for later, actually, because she can easily follow up with, "Do you want to go together?" I would say, "I'm new here.

I'm new in Devon." List card is the 21 miles. She could be in Callington. That's 13 miles. What about Launceton? Eight miles. No further out than that. It could be Crackington Haven. <laugh> Crackington. Maybe she's imbued 26 miles. The big sheep. The theme park. Animal-themed family amusement park with sheep racing, lamb feeding, climbing wall, and gentle rides. The hell. Just a lot of sheep. How long have I known her? Uh, match her today, I think. Should have phoned her on stream. Launcetenston. Launceston. Launcetenson. Kent's Cavern Prehistoric Caves. Damn, that looks cool. Oh, I couldn't stream in there. There'd be no signal in a cave.

Kent's Cavern Prehistoric Caves in Torquit. UNESCO Global Geo Park. Definitely can't stream in there. That's a rock. Wow, someone went around these rocks on a jet ski with a camera and it's like Google Street Maps. That's pretty cool. New Crimsby, the aisle of silly. God, look how remote this is. It's got a little airport as well. That looks crazy. It looks so depressing. Imagine how isolating it must feel. I haven't been to Exmore before. Exmore National Park. The malls I go to is called Dartmoor. I nearly went to Exmore, but it turned back a while ago.

Looks the same as the places I've been to. She could say, "Oh, I like blah, blah, blah place." And then I could say, "Oh, cool. I've been there before. We should go together sometime." Too soon or... You don't think it's too soon start talking about meeting up. Hmm. <laugh> She said Devil's Cauldron. We went there already. She says she lives in Plymouth. Oh, thank God the conversation changed. How you moved from Kent, how long have you lived in Devon for now? If you cosplayed, what would you wanna dress up as? There's a massive forest on the outskirts of Tavistock, really?

Uh, why would I dress up as Japanese high school girl? <laugh> No, a bit weird. Say that. Um, fuck. Can we move on from the weird topics? Maybe I'd dress up as... Uh, no, I don't dress up as anything. Dress up as a samurai or something. Japanese-y. Well, she thinks the word Japanese is racist. I put Japanese. Oh, those sound interesting. I've been to Devil's Cauldron before, but not the others. I can't really ask a girl that you had just met online if she wants to go to a forest. Sounds kinda creepy. I can't tell her why I moved for a shit.

What do I say if she asks why did I move? Fuck. For work? <laugh> Oh, those sound... Those sound interesting. Those sound cool. I haven't been to those places yet. I've been... I've only... I've been to Devil's Cauldron. Uh, maybe I shouldn't have wrote that I'm from Kent. Ah, fuck. Should I sneak in the maybe we should go together? Maybe we could go together sometime. I don't need to tell her I've been to Devil's Cauldron. I haven't been to those places yet. Maybe we could go together sometime to the woods. How long have you been in Devon for now? I've been here about six months now.

I like it a lot more than Kent. Uh, I love Lemoore's so far. Do you think her hair smells if she's got dreadlocks? 'Cause people with dreadlocks don't wash their hair, do they? 'Cause it will ruin the dreadlocks. Like that fun for Louis guy doesn't... He never washes his hair. It was all covered in dust when he cut a bit off. She's white, not black, but she's got these dreadlocks. Not all of her hair's dread, just some of it. What? There's a massive forest on the outskirts of Tavistock. Where? I guess it's quite a lot of forests. Oh, this one. Double waters. Hiking area.

I don't know about woods. Last time I went to a woods, my stream kept disconnecting. Probably too soon, this is just going to the woods. What do you do for a living? I... I work for every. Does that sound lame? Would you date a guy who does delivery work? Maybe he's a really nice guy. Currently, I'm working for Amazon Flex, saving up some money so I can go to college. I want to become a physician or physicish. I want to study the sciences. That sounds so cute. Oh, he's hard working and he has a dream.

How adorable. Two rivers. Oh, I thought she meant double waters. Well damn. What do you do if you actually like one of these? Uh, that's why I need the lie to not be too deep. Like I could say, yeah, I was working for every, but now I got... I decided to quit. I mean, I did work for every. Why does it matter that I'm not working for them anymore? It's not a lie, it's just the timeline is out of sync. I'm cold. I was so damn cold missed country. Oh, shit. Yeah, I use a fake name as well.

And my age is fake. Fuck, I better remember what my fake name and age was. I should screenshot my profile. If, I mean, if I get her WhatsApp and I get banned and I forgot what I put on my fake profile, I'd be like, "Oh, I'm 36. Wait, I though you were 34." Um, yeah, there was one time actually. I put my age wrong, and then I actually said my real age, and then she was like, "Oh, why did you put that age in?" I had to squirm out of it. Me, let's just, uh, screenshot my profile.

Yeah, in Chinese age, we count two years ahead of time. Two years ahead of time to factor in the time in the womb plus the time in the bald sag. <laugh> So you've got nine months in the womb as a baby, and then you've got 15 months in the testicle. <laugh> The sperm can survive 15 months in the father's testicle. I count the time of my existence starting from the creation of my sperm. I mean, my dad's sperm with a sperm that impregnated my mum's egg that became me. <laugh> I did bring that up on a date, your mom and dad's sperm.

I wonder how long the sperm lives from when it's created until it is released. It depends when it was released, I guess. Now how long can the sperm survive in the testicle since it gets created? <laugh> So what happens to the sperm? Does it just disintegrate or does the head of the sperm become your head? Does it, like, combine with the egg and transforms into a fetus? Imagine our heads were originally the sperm head and, like, the tail of the sperm becomes our spine. You turn into, like, a big sperm human. Life's weird. I just don't understand how this goo, these weird little tadpole things that live in a goo. How do they not drown in the goo?

I don't understand how these liquids and stuff just come together and turn into a life form. It's so weird. 'Cause you wrote F-A-G. That's the naughty word. The forbidden word. My name is David Born. <laugh> David, born, 32 years old. What would give it away? As long as it doesn't say my name anywhere in my house or in my car, it should be fine. As long as you say, "Oh, actually, David's my middle name. I like it more than my real name." A lot of people use their, their middle name as their real name. I mean, Mila's name wasn't even Mila. She just took the first two letters of her real name and the last two letters of her real name and got rid of the m- middle bit.

So I could be called Dale. I used to know a Dale. He went to my school. He was very pale and he had big ears. They've met another Dale ever since. The only other Dale I know is that gay guy, Dale Winton. He died, didn't he? Supermarket sweep. He was on TV all the time. His name was Dale. He was very pale. <laugh> He drank ale. He liked ginger ale. <laugh> And Toilet again. I don't need Toilet. I don't need to fuck. Oh, I'm cold. Why is it cold? There once was a boy called Dale, and he was extremely pale. He went to my school and he drank ginger ale, and that was the last of Dale.

It's 12 degrees. Summer really over. God, you know, if I could just get a girl here and go driving and walk in nature and do hikes, I would just not even bother going to Thailand anymore. I think what I want, what I seek should be findable here. It's just I'm being lazy because Thailand seems easier. Especially with Ti - I mean, I've already got three Thai girls lined up. Thailand just seems so much easier. Why do I wear a cross? What me? I don't wear anything. What you mean? Oh, wait. Seven minutes from 11 hours. Promise you're bored. Yeah, I want a girlfriend. I want a girlfriend and then go out and go on trips and hold hands and hug.

I think no human should have to live life completely alone. It's a crime against humanity. Humans aren't meant to be alone. We're not lizards. I want physical touch and hugs. Two things a man needs, work to make money and physical love and touch and a partner. Your job is to rent about people online. Uh, I can be very respectful. I've been extremely respectful to several people. George Trombley, Eugene, Pia, and... Who else? Is that it? Better than nothing. And Blood Bucket. I've been ver... I didn't talk any shit about Blood Bucket. I've been very respectful.

Although, I do disagree with the shaving of her head. I don't know why she's done that. But I think I'm allowed to disagree with her life choices. Is there anything bad you can say about Blood Bucket? Um... Well, I wouldn't want to, because she's always only ever been really nice to me. She's never done anything to upset me or annoy me, so I wouldn't want to say anything bad about her. It's not like I just... I talk shit about everyone because I enjoy it. If I, if I have no reason to, like, I never talk shit about my sister, because my sister's only ever been nice to me.

I don't, I won't talk shit about Dave Gibson, because he's a nice guy. Like, if you, if people are nice, then I won't get angry and I won't want to talk shit about them. There's nothing even if you tried. Oh, I don't think so. There's always something, but I wouldn't want to. My hands are so brown now. That she looks kind of orange. Hm, what if she went to bed? It is the weekend, though. I'll give her 15 minutes to reply, otherwise I'm assuming she's gone to sleep. Still no reply. We're just getting to the good bit of the conversation too, where she's asking questions about me.

I love it when they ask questions about me. Give her 13 minutes. The one who was into Japanese and games didn't reply. I though she would be the most interesting one to talk to.m. I still don't know what to do tomorrow. I need to do an all day stream. I need to kill time. When will I start tomorrow? I don't know. If I had somewhere to go, I'd do an early stream. I don't think she's gonna reply. I think she's gone to sleep. The yellow iron thing on the yellow wooden small table. Well, the bottle opener. Will I call Sabrina tomorrow? No. No, I don't wanna talk about the thing anymore. The whole thing's just rather upsetting. I don't really wanna think about it. Uh, I was hoping she was gonna reply to my question about going there together sometime. Maybe I scared her off.

Well, I think when he goes to bed, she's not replying. She's probably gone to sleep. Oh, 111. Good