Mcdonalds Q&A with my Wife

Daniel and Chihiro desu.

Too big or too small? Bit bigger. That

looks good. Hi, Daniel.

Shh.

A donut!

I bought slipper. Slippers.

Slipper. For me? Yeah,

here. Wait,

wait. ま た、 また 変

な 顔 や。 Because you 're eating.

Just make a neutral face.

いただ きます。 Daniel's

wife, thanks for being here today on

stream less than 3. Thank you.

We will be boxing Daniel.

Boxer you are.

Please get a cat.

We can't get a cat.

なんで猫買わない?

Because our apartment forbidden

to buy home pet. What about a new one?

New one? We can't. Why? I don't

know. Because cats scratching on the On

the wall.

Cats don't scratch the wall. Wall and the—

You should get a pet panda.

I'll steal one from the park. There's lots

of cats at the park.

How are you, Negoy? A ginger cat.

I like black cats.

Your mom is kawaii. Thank you.

She's not my mom.

Mama.

Can I get

a sex doll? どこに私？ Sex doll買って。

いや いや、 山 や。 リ

サ コ 来 た と き び っ く り する。 何 これ この

この 道 路 人 形 何 って。 ダ ニ エ ル の セ ック ス

道 路。 We need

questions. 誰 に？ Answer

the questions.

仕事だよ。Do you

picture Jun's face during sex?

Sex with sex.

Mm-hmm.

あとでね。 Later,

I 'm eating.

Okay, YouTube の や つ の が 見 や す い な。 これ ち

っちゃ く て 見 え に く い。 I

belong to Frog on the

field. Oh, thank you for subscribing,

Japan Americana.

You can look on my phone comments.

Yeah.

Yeah, I do. My people know

I'm doing yoga.

And keep talking.

I'm doing hot yoga.

What yoga? Hot yoga. Hot,

hot yoga. Why is it hot? The room inside

is very humid and the temperature about

high. I don't know how what degree.

American celebrity.

Um, I like. Natalie Portman.

My, my favorite movie,

one movie is Leon.

How are you doing? Mhm.

How are you? How do you doing?

How you doing? How you doing?

To Danny wife, can you please rate

Australian guys in bed from 1

to 10? Yeah, yeah, Australian guy out

of 10. I like

him in the— he's a— his

sex technique.

Why don't you both go to yoga together?

She didn't invite me.

He, he's not really into Yoga,

doing yoga because there's lots of cute

girls there and she doesn't want me to

talk to them.

That's what?

Um, I don't know. All many older women are

doing yoga. No cute girls. Not cute girls

and everybody getting fat, I think.

Not slim,

butでもいつもってのが好きなじゃん。太ってる方が。I'm full.

What's this for?

Salad.

Do you like Shinzo Abe?

I don't care. 신도아배. Did you vote?

Hmm?投票した? No.

When? Anytime.

Oh. She doesn't vote.

Do you like black guys? Do you

like black guys? I never.

I never date with a black guy. な ん

て、

なん て。 Which one? 僕 は ピ コ ン って 言

った から。 聞 こ え な かった。 音

小 さい かな。 My my hair was black, so I

dyed my hair.

Naked yoga.

Almost naked.

She dyed her hair. It's brown.

Are you guys planning any babies

in the future? Baby, baby.

I don't. I think he don't take

care the baby. Yeah, I do

livestream with the baby. I got

angry again. Why? Why? Don 't show off

my our baby. Why not?

What 's the point having a baby if I can

't make a video?

だ って 普 通 は み んな 怒 る で しょ。 分 か ん ない

けど 私 が 怒 る か 怒 ら ない か。 なん で いい ん じゃない

別 に。 Baby is the same.

Huh? How?

Danny L is the baby you drew. I have a big

baby already.

Name it views.

Name it. What should we call it?

Victoria. この あれ

ライ ブ? Victoria. 何 でも いい よ。 赤 ちゃん の

名 前。 赤 ちゃん。 赤

ちゃん の 名 前。 ス ペ ー ス ガ ール Victoria.

If it's a boy, Chris. Chris. What is he

saying?

Almost hit

ex, almost ugly. I think she thinks

they're all ugly.

Don't you think so? I show his

ex-girlfriend photo to my friends.

Everybody say, oh, Daniel, bad taste.

Everybody say.

What about the French one? French one?

French girlfriend's cute, she's just a bit

fat. And she's

a Player. The friend

player. Ah, yari man. Yari

manじゃないと思う。え、やりマンだよ。She's not a whore. He

like he like bitch bitch girl and

and I don't know slut girl. She's not

slutty. Slutty. He like a slutty girl.

Crazy. So that's why he get the grammedia.

So crazy. Noよ。 I

need malware bites.

Bitch and salt. He like bitch and salt

girl. Salty girl. Salty girl. Slutty girl.

No, he want to sleep with only one days.

Only one day. So one, uh, one, uh, One

night stand, so it's dangerous.

So the woman always sleep with

anyone, so the girl is very dangerous.

They like Misaki.

Ceremony. Did you chuck away my whiskey?

Oh, you didn't chuck it away.

何着るわい。ステッドナイフでしょ。ウイスキー。Are you? Danny?

Are you gay? I'm not

gay.楽しみにしてる。Daniel?引っ越し。Oh, of course.

If we argue again, so we I run away

next room. She goes to the Japanese

room. Your wife

is much better than Nantip. Rachel.

Rachel. Ah, Rachel.

With Daniel and Chihiro.

Daniel and Chihiro desu.

Daniel and Chihiro desu.

Why can't the bed be in the

Japanese room?

Yeah, she won't let me put the Bed in the

Japanese room. She said it makes marks on

the tatami mats. Cool they are. And what's

the point of having a room if you can't

put anything in it?

Why we need a two-bedroom? Because the

Western room is my computer room. No, no,

the Western room is very big,

big, very hiroi.

Toても広い。 Very big.

So what's gonna be in the Japanese room?

My shelter. Japanese room is my shelter.

Hiding place. Hiding place.

That's why we moved to new house. I can

make videos in there. It looks nice. It

has Japan Japanese mats on

the floor, and it has the sliding doors.

We can decorate it so it looks like a

Japanese room. You don't know. We don't

need to decorate Japanese room. Why? Make

it lookちゃんとした和室に.

Make it look proper.

Japanese. And we, we eating the

McDonald's.

But traditionally Japanese rooms don't

really have much in it anyway.

They have that minimalistic style. Look,

look.

Japanese rooms are very bare.

They put someone come to our room,

they can stay over the tatami room.

Show them picture of リ サ コ、 リ サ コ 持 って ない

写 真。 リ サ コ は な。 リ サ コ is the woman she

slept with when I was gone. How many

people watching now? One hundred seventy

two. One hundred seventy two. これ ど こ？

ここ。 うん。 More than

usual. あ そう。 Do you want

whiskey?

He wants to make me drunk. No,

I'm talkative if I drink a lot.

Parafiction.

What? She likes Katy Perry.

Boring. Boring.

Not boring. Would you move to UK with

Daniel? Uh, his mom hope

so. So his mom always say, move to UK,

UK with Daniel. So I care your baby.

She wants to look after our baby. Take so

so so take care, look after the baby.

I I will depression.

I become depression if I go to UK because

no job. Why no jobs? You can do cleaning

with my mom in the Leeds Castle. Yeah,

yeah, they are there. I don't like you the

I'll wash soap.

You can be a Japanese teacher,

or you can be a Japanese tour guide. They

have Japanese tour guides at the castle.

I applied for it and they ignored me.

There's lots of Japanese tourists.

When I applied it, they ignored my

Application. Also, how many kids

do you want? Boy or girl?

Both is fine.

Um, boy's baby like my boyfriend.

So girl's baby— your

boyfriend? Boy's baby like my small tiny

boyfriend. But oh,

having a son would be like having a little

boyfriend. So so so so so. Henna ego te.

I didn't understand what you meant.

More handsome than Daniel. It must

be. Definitely. So my it

would be seventy-five percent Asian,

quarter white. Son would be

more fun. Play video games. We play games

together. 一緒にやろうよ息子作って。 Buy him, buy him a

gaming computer. Teach him how to play

Fallout. My son might be like Daniel.

He'll be a nerd. No nerd.

We can make a gaming computer together,

Daniel and Son. And then I'll teach him

how to get ladies. I already got that.

あから怒るでしょ。 Crazy

mother.

I teach him Nampa. Ah, he very often.

Iここどこ見てあタグなかったっけ？名前忘れ。The

label. This is fast fashion.

What is your favorite food? I like

Korean barbecue.

Sorry.

食べ 物 好 き って 言 わ れて どう やって さ、 に 追 い か

けて 行 った ら いい？ Swe

ater looks comfy. Yes, this is comfy.

So. Smooth.

And today outside's a little bit cold.

Do you guys eat out?

Do you guys eat? What?

Eat out. Guys, he hates to eat out.

Danielにキスしないの本当ですかって聞いて。 She

said, "My I have bad breath." You talk

about that, yo. I never say it.

Flossing, she said it stinks. Now I'm

It stopped bleeding. もう血出てないよ。 Instagram?

No. Now we

know Daniel breathes things. It doesn't.

I clean it properly now. I use interdental

brush. Brushes, and I use whiskey to kill

off the bacteria. Oh no,

I'm dripping. Do you think Daniel is a

good cook? Ten out.

Ten out of ten. Five. Five out of ten.

Five out of ten. I made fish and chips.

おいしいかな。うん。えー。If you drink a little, just

sip it and it's nice.

Whiskey. It says whiskey

is good for you. It's an antioxidant and

it kills bacteria. What's your favorite

place in Japan? Osaka. Osaka is the best

city. What do you think of Oita? I hate

it. You never been? I definitely visit

there forever. It's cheap.

I hate the countryside. The rent is

¥30,000, same size.

安いでしょ。安いけど、I don't want to live there. I

hate countryside. It's not countryside.

Countrysideだよ。It's a city. Oita city.

City. Countryside. Oita city. I have been

to Ehime.

It's countryside. And born— I was born to

living there before.

Osaka seems boring though. Osaka seems

boring though. Oh,

not boring. What's so good about Osaka?

People is friendly and talkative.

So when I lived in Ehime, the people are

so boring. So,

but after Come back to Shikoku.

After come back to Osaka, so I'm enjoying

the with Osaka people.

Oita is so cheap though. Ehime also cheap,

so like Oita, but boring city.

I don't like it. I don't leave the house,

so I don't really care, and I don't talk

to people. お いて ね。 んな ら 田 舎 住

んだ 方 が いい や ん か。 田 舎 に こう、 絶 対 文 句

言 う って。 As long

as there 's a supermarket and a

convenience store and an electronic store,

In Australia?

Really? In Australia?

Australian.

Colombian guy. Tell us about the Colombian

guy. Yeah, day on. No, it was six

years ago. Seven. It was eight,

eight years ago. When I was 29 years old,

I met him in the bar. He picked her

up. How did he pick you up? He went, how

are you doing? So many foreign guys

drank at the bar, so he was one of them.

So they talked to me, so they

asked Lots of my information.

So they say, some of guys say,

so please tell your number,

phone number. So I told him.

So next day he text me and,

um, Danny text me. So he

said, let's hang out with somewhere. So I

dated twice or three, three,

twice or three times.

I was couple relationship,

relationship. Maybe not on the first

date. Shi na iwayo stupid. He's stupid.

Why woman only date trip

with the stranger? Why wait until the

third date? You should wait. Why?

Just do more things. Just do it.

How do you think? Tell me. He's crazy.

I don't have time for two dates, three

dates.

Would you like me to get fat? Gain some

weight. What the it?

少し太った方がいい。Me? 太った方がいい。Me,

Daniel. 네無理 impossible.

I have five point eight percent fat

percentage.

How long should we wait for sex?

When you first date a girl, if you like

each other, then why not just do it? Non

de first date. They never sing on

first date. Yeah. Why? Why for first date?

If you like each other, why not? How do we

we we like each other? Just look and you

see and then you know. Crazy.

Will you ever introduce Daniel to your

mother and father? Would you introduce me

to your mom? My mom? 私のお母さん?

Your mama. Your mama.

紹介してくれない?

私のお母さんを。 What would

she say if she knew? Mother. 知 って ない で

しょ。 知 ら ない よ。 結 婚 して る って。 え、 結 婚 して る

のは 知 ってる けど。 は？ 知 ってる？ 多 分。 え、 う ち の お 母

さん の？ 知 ってる。 知 ってる と思 う けど。 なん で

知 ってる？ ほ んで 言 ってる も ん。 You told her.

リ ツ イ ッ ター。 いや、 白 の 妹 が 言 ってる と思 う。 私

は 直接 言 って ない けど。 She said

her mom probably knows that we 're

married. Because her sister might have

told her, but she didn't tell her herself.

Nanden nani mo itte nai wo kasan ga. My

mother never asked me.

Her mom never said anything about our

She disapproves. It's not weird

to expect effing on the first date. He is

written on the YouTube. I'm looking for

the girlfriend. So one night date, one

night stand, it's okay. But he write

any looking for the girlfriend.

なんでガールでフレンド探すの一日でセックスおかしいやろ。 Because

if you write, if you write on Tinder,

you're looking for a one night stand. No

one's going to reply to you. No girl's

gonna say, okay, let's go and have a

one-night stand, unless she's completely

batshit mental. I think

I sent him the paha at first, so because

he looking for the girlfriend, so I'm also

looking for the boyfriend, so that's why I

sent him the message. So he said,

do you have a girlfriend? No, I don't

boyfriend. Do you have a girlfriend? I

asked him. So he said, "I don't have a

girlfriend," but he go out with Tomoko.

Crazy! Tomoko is not my. Stop drinking my

whiskey. Why do you keep taking it?

Nomu. Nomanaite ittononi.

Crazy. Daniel's wife now. Smallers is

doing dong. Nante? Daniel's wife nante?

Chin chin wa.

チンチン大きい。ダニエルのおチンチン。アウトで送ってあげたらピクチャー。Can I

show people? If you want to see, I'll send

you a photo. I don't mind. It's just

I don't. Why are you taking my whiskey?

Oishii.

Tomoko might have your child right now.

Tomoko might be pregnant.

Crazy girl, crazy woman. It's okay, I

can't make babies. Huh? I'm sure the

Australian gut had a big chimp. A big

chimp.

Stop reminding her of it. Look how excited

スラッティが sleep with anyone. But it

doesn't matter. It doesn't matter if they

did it on the first date or the third

date. If he had a disease, she would have

だから変な女ばっかりに使われるんだって。待ってもかかるでしょ。 What

is tsundere? I keep forgetting.

Tsundereって何？つん何？外では outside,

so they pretend to be nice.

Not be nice. Not be nice. Not unfriendly.

But they actually But inside, so inside

the god love. So it's like Helga on Hey

Arnold. She pretends she hates Arnold,

but she actually loves him. 다를こと 안 하고.

Hey Arnold. Hey Arnold.誰가? Applehead.

에? Hey Arnold. Hey Arnold도 되다래?

안 해면.

Why is this in there?

She doesn't know what Hey Arnold is. She

and I, I don't know it. It's famous. Your

wife looks like a 21 Savage fan.

A 21 Savage fan? I don't know what that

is. Nani Savage fan de? Dunno.

Mashiro Sakura

itte dare? Mashiro.

Rate out of 10, how much you like being

married to Daniel? Do you like being

married to me? 10 out of 10.

Expect fighting. Uh,

our relationship is very good, I think.

If we didn't fight— it's your fault we

fight. Huh? He's crazy.頭おかしい。Crazyだから。He's

Mike Jones wants to see you, birth chak

So ten, nah six out of ten.

Six out of ten. Before she

found my YouTube channel, everything was

fine. No fighting. But he's complaining on

livestream about me, and he is

always talking, uh, weird girl.

Crazy.

Calm down.

Sex instead of fighting.

先生 と フ ァ イ テ ィ ング。 でも 最近 そんな して ない よ。

Because you have a bi oki. 何 が you have a

bi oki? Bi oki ある から で しょ?

Her lady 's area is infected.

I don 't want to stick it in there. Just

don 't watch Daniel livestream how he

bent. 最近 見て ない だから。 ス

イ ッ チ にな って から。 と

って いうこと を 知 った ら も っと 私 の こと 言 う から 見て

や る。 言 って ない よ 何 も。 バ

レ る から 何 も 言 って ない よ。 当 た り 前。 K

iss kiss one and the cheek is okay and

does not break. Dos g if kus g if kus g if

kus g if kus g if kus g if kus

何それ。何？キスカス。She's spying

on me. He also spy on me. He secretly

watch my phone. Crazy. He said the

watching of the phone and I watching the

livestream YouTube is same. How do you

think so? It's not same.

Crazy.

She said because Twitch and YouTube and

Discord are public, she has the right to

spy on me and check up on what I'm saying.

And she says because her phone is private

and locked, that means I don't have the

right to look at it. I never seen his

phone and his— I didn't— I haven't touched

his computer.

Anato Americanism kimasuka?

Itta koto aru. I have been to America,

West Coast, East Coast, West Coast,

East Coast, East Coast. Did they have

guns? Did you see any shooting?

No, I didn't see. Were there

lots of fat people? Many fat people are

there, but very slim and like model women

are there. So it's very balanced.

Balanced. Meet up? No, I never seen.

Is your wife your best friend? No, she's

my wife. Best friend? Friend?

Boyfriend? Girlfriend? People keep saying.

You do have friends. You have a girlfriend

and you have a family. No, my family is my

family. My girlfriend was my girlfriend.

It's not the same as having a friend.

なんでフレンドと girlfriend boyfriend

が一緒？違うでしょ。うん、俺も違うと思ってる。Should Daniel go to

therapy? Should I go to therapy? Nani

nani? Me, Daniel. がどうした？ Should I go to

therapy? Ah, he should go to the therapy.

No. Crazy mental illness. It's a mental

illness.

I'm normal. No, you're not normal.

So you can't talk to the real people and

you're always sitting in front of the

computer. So, illness.

No, it's called 内向的.

He can't introvert. He can't say hello.

So even hello. So because when we go

to the estate,内宅, their estate, for those

who don't know, real estate. We are

staying. So the man so say hello.

He didn't say hello. You did at all. Did

he? I don't remember. You did at

all.こんにちはって言ってあ。 始

め ま して って 言 って た よ。 でも 無 視 して た から うわ

く い わ 挨 拶 せ え へ ん この 人 って 思 った。 I

didn 't know he said hello. If I knew, I

would have said it back to him. When I sat

down, 座 った と き。 め っちゃ え あの び

っ く り して た。 誰 が？ え いや あの あの 男 の 人 最

初。 I thought he was talking to you. No no

no you you. I don 't know.

Say that I don 't know Japanese.

I honestly don't remember because I was

filming video. I didn't notice.

Daniel, I just realized you look like the

gay Japanese singer that's in the band

Sexy Zone. I look like the

gay Japanese singer Sexy Zone? Don't know

that band. How many bits have you gotten

today? I'm not sure. How do you check?

How many bits? How many donations? Quite a

lot, actually. Oh, Chris Broad.

Money? Honto jana. Ne, tai usui ha.

Chris Broad, my best friend. He said we're

going for a beer. He betrayed me.

Crazy. He promised me. Chris Broad just

greeting. So let's go to hang out. I will

go to Osaka on the Nani.

August, October. He said we can get

greetings. He said I'll be down in Osaka

in October, we can go and get a beer. But

if you want, uh, hang out with him, you

should ask him. Why do I have to ask him?

Did you join any clubs in high school?

And he's too busy doing his bicycle trip.

How can he have time? He have a lot of

friends, so he does. He has Charlotte,

Anime Man, All his YouTube friends, but

not me because I'm too tiny and people

don't like me. Go like Daniel

for— no one likes me

on YouTube. I'll show them when I

have 2 million subscribers, then they'll

be begging to collab with me. We'll see

who's laughing then. You will revenge. To

him? No, I'm just joking.

Mm-hmm. No, car.

もうまか。 すごいバカやな。

Stupid question. What did you expect?

It's the internet.

When are we moving? December. December.

It's a new apartment, not the house.

Are you excited to go to England? Yeah,

this is the second time. First time,

3, 4 years ago, I went to London.

I'm gonna make her eat food for YouTube

Japanese woman tries British food.

Mm-hmm. And then you rate it out of 10.

We have to try Scotch eggs, pork pies,

Cornish pasty, fish and chips, saveloy

sausage. What else?

Bacon. Bacon. He always

complain about Japanese bacon. It's not

real Japanese bacon. Japanese don't care

about bacon.

藤原達也。こんにちは。こんにちは、私はダニエルです。She's racist.

She's making fun of gaijin.

Are we going on any small

trips? I want to go to Nara. Money?

I want to make a video with

the dears next month— next year. We are

busy. I have— we have to pack a lot of

luggage. Yeah, we're busy. We've got

packing, moving, getting settled, and then

we're going to England.

No, I'm not bisexual. I like guy.

But if I sleep with an

ugly fat man or a beautiful girl,

I would sleep with a beautiful woman.

Really? If I had to choose between a fat

ugly girl and a guy, I would choose the

girl. I would love to watch that on your

YouTube. We should do cooking together

livestream.

What's this? Hat.

Hat. Halloween. For Halloween.

おかしない。 お

菓 子 ない の そ こ。 No snacks.

Red R iding Hood.

赤 ず き

ん ちゃん Red R iding Hood Red R iding Hood

Hood Halloween

costume.

Looks looks obasan datte. Looks like

obasan.

Obasan,失礼だね。You hurt her feelings. Why

would you say that? Do you like

Australian?

な る。

何 人 でも いい よ。 は あ、 誰 でも いい って こと？

で ね、 で 日本 人 なら 一 緒 に 見て く れる なら

誰 でも いい って こと？ 寂

し が れ だ、 寂 し が り 屋 だから。 え、

何 これ？ コ ーヒ ー や ろ それ。 お 菓 子 じゃない ね。 うん。

Why did you just get one? You look weird.

It's like I'm sitting next to a mirror,

but instead of my reflection, it's the

reflection of a woman.

Daniel, what's there? My ice cream.

Can you snack tea? What? Oh, thank you.

When was the last time you took a shit?

Yeah, did you have fun?

Yeah. Would you like to do it every day?

Would you quit your job to be a Twitch

streamer?

Japanese okay, but English so hard to me.

え じゃあ 日本 語

だ った ら 何 ぼ でも 喋 って あ げ る わ。 なん で

笑 ってる？ ペ ア ル ック ダ サ イ ク ラ。 Say

goodbye. Bye. See you next week.