[2019-12-25] Staying at a Luxury Traditional English Inn [7msPnEOAVn8]

Mrs. Mimo, how are you today?

Your son's present. It's my present.

It's from me, not her.

It's a blooming kettle. I want a perfume.

You got lots of perfume. I told you it's

finished. It's a good kettle.

My kettle. She bought me a kettle.

I got kettle all over the car.

Your kettle's ugly. No, I can wash it.

I didn't know you want perfume. I say that

perfume. Oh, give it back to me then.

I'll take it to Japan.

Yes, tell you, I say you tell me you want

to buy me anything, get me this one, you

remember? I don't remember. She's not

happy with it. This is why I hate buying

presents for people.

I did think about it. I saw her ugly

kettle and I thought, get a new one. Look

at her kettle. Look. It's this

rusty-looking metal tin can.

Look at how ugly it is.

Look, there's all this rust on it and

there's all chalk stuck to it. And

yesterday we went to Canterbury. My mum

drove through a massive puddle and now the

car isn't working and we're supposed to be

going to the New Forest today. So we have

to get this repairman to try and fix it.

Otherwise, we'll have to get a rental car.

You broke the car. Thinking it's all sweet

time, so cute. Jisanya de, nande okasan ga

robotu mitai titteru?

Mo achi no ga moto toshi itteru desho?

Why did she have to drive through a

puddle? I thought she knew that would be

bad for the car. It was a pretty big

puddle. Don't film me.

Why?

We're going to the new forest.

Going to miss the train.

You broke the car. Missed it and unlucky.

Missed it and unlucky. Now we have to go

to the train station, go to Maidstone,

get a rental car. Oh,

and bring all the presents.

Christmas holiday from hell.

I got

you a kettle. You got it for yourself?

No, I'm gonna feel that when I show My

dad's old school,

abandoned.

Made stone.

Where's our train?

Where's my ticket? Why does it say return?

Super off-peak day return. I thought we

got a single. That's what I thought we

got. I think it's the same price anyway.

We've got a different— Lovely,

thank you, thank you. Mr.

Doggy.

Yeah,

what are

they doing here?

Can't see, I'm too short.

Good old Maidstone.

075. Yep. Read the utility statement.

What do you mean? A bill to prove— you

didn't say— you just say— I didn't see

that. I just saw it said get a DVLA plate.

I asked you, you say It's

been nearly 2 hours and we finally got the

car. We had to find utility bills and get

a bank statement. We can finally get the

car. Oh, we're getting a red one. I want

the white one. Nothing's over

here. I don't think we don't have any

vehicles. Oh, then struggle for a minute.

Fisher, McPherson, Birch, Mustang. Oh,

I'll show you. There's a couple on here.

Our new car. Very nice.

It's gonna

rain. I'm hungry.

Hey, somebody never closed the door

properly. It's open. Daniel,

you're not me. Somebody don't ever close

properly. Let me see. I'm not used to

driving these.

Somebody door. So then why did you go if

somebody— Wait a minute, wait a minute.

I'll try something. I'm not used to this

car. They have 2 clocks.

And then straight.

Yeah, straight. Oh, sorry,

this is car, I'm not used to it.

Where's my seatbelt? Where's the M20?

It's a nice car. I like that little

dashboard screen. It's quite new.

Where's the sandwiches?

Sausage sandwich.

Can't even open the sandwich, huh?

Oh my God, open it, open it!

Pull here. I don't know how to use open

it. Different. So easy.

Not dangerous. We're here. This means

that building. Yeah. Where to park? Maybe

in here. Go down. You can't go down

anymore. I think that is the parking.

That's yeah, in here down. No, is it the

parking we allowed? This one. Yeah.

We're here. In the middle of nowhere.

Wow, look at this scenery! Look at the

view! Beautiful English countryside.

It's a nice car, Peugeot.

What's that purple thing? Someone's

underwear. Wow, look at that!

There's a pheasant over there. I don't

know if you can see it. Wow,

looks very scenic. My water,

you still can drink it. It's broken.

Stop, grow up. Oh my God, I don't want it.

Oh my God.

Let's go. We're staying one night

and then we're going to the New Forest for

Christmas. Oh look, there's people.

Yeah, thank you. Did you book for Peter?

Isn't he cold? I didn't book. But we can

get dinner for a few.

Yeah. Yeah.

How can you wear a t-shirt? So you're

wearing a t-shirt.

What time the dinner start? Sorry, what

time do you start your dinner? Uh, 6.

Should we have it 6? You want— you want it

6? Yeah, perfect. Thank you very much.

Are they both double beds? I believe.

I can't quite remember. I guess we'll

find out when we get into this one. Never

mind, I won't touch you, so get in there.

You've got other person. Oh, sorry, this

one hasn't been done. Is it same? You mean

the room haven't been done? Yeah, sorry

about that. For some reason, this one

hasn't been done. So I'm gonna get someone

on that ASAP. Would you like to have a

drink at the bar first? Is it on the

house? Sorry, it's the room not done. Now

we've got to spend money to drink. Yeah,

we'll give you a drink on the house.

Nice. Sorry about that. Let me put the bag

here. I'll, uh, I'll quickly get someone

on that. Thank you. Let me see the room.

I left my wallet in the car. How can you

left your wallet in the car? Because it's

in my other bag. And my makeup. Bring it

all down. Make sure you lock the car. Put

your bag here. Turn on the light. Should

be— go down to have a drink.

Nice bed. And I

can make coffee here.

Bathtub.

Very nice.

Very nice. Why is it so dark?

Very fancy.

Nice bathtub. Oh, same bathroom.

They're giving us a better room. Ah,

that's nice. Why is it better? English

that well. It's the the best room

apparently.

No, no,

honey, give it

to this married couple. Yeah, this is the

honeymoon suite. No, finish. I can't take

bath in front of my daughter.

No, you have it. He's not gonna overcharge

then because This one is this tea is

yours. Yeah, I'm not having this room.

And breakfast is between eight and ten in

the morning. Okay. Thank you.

Interesting place for a bathtub. Yes, so

cook breakfast. Yeah.

What's this? We're going to a new forest.

Okay, it's a little space.

Do you like the room?

Why is it so dark?

There's no ceiling light. There's only

these side lights. There's one here.

Doesn't work.

Kind of dark, isn't it? And it's

not even nighttime yet. There's still a

bit of daylight.

You can scoop the coffee using this.

Where? The coffee? Where's the coffee?

This is coffee, Nescafé. But it says

decaf. I want caffeine.

Is it all decaf?

It's in the decaf though.

It doesn't matter. Wow, look at the

bathtub! I can't wait to get in it. Look

how big it is. Compared to Japanese

bathtubs, which are just like little

square boxes, you can actually stretch out

your legs. Wow, look at the scenery!

Oh,

bumped my lens.

So this is the nicest room. Apparently

they bumped us up since our room that we

were supposed to be in, they Forgot to

clean it, so we got a little upgrade.

Little upgrade.

What? Going where?

We're going to the park. We're coming.

Come down. How's your room?

It's nice. Are you gonna have a bath in

front of the sun?

You got a shovel too?

Yeah, go down and then we have a drink,

sit down.

Um, I don't think so. Yeah, we got one.

My Switch.

Sit here.

I'll just go. Sabrina, you sit there.

What's going on? What's she doing?

Why don't they put 2 tents?

Very romantic. Nice. Don't take my

picture, I look so tired. I'll blur your

face out. Put a smiley face on editing my

video.

Daddy only pour Mr. Water, so he don't

pour all the sister and wife. I'm not your

servant. Bring up a son,

only— then when the— he say,

wow, these people not enjoy life. My

dinner. That was hot.

Thank you. What did you

have? Fish cake or crepes?

Hero, you're not having starter?

We asked for everything to just come

together. Cut it

smaller. No, have one, one. Dip it

in the sauce.

Is that the cheek?

Cut cheek? No. What is correct? What is

the shape? Tastes like a sausage.

Tastes different.

Yes. No vegetable like cauliflower.

Don't touch. I need vegetables a little

bit. Take a picture first.

Take a picture. It's not in focus.

Portrait too close.

Portrait. Boiled cabbage.

Boiled cabbage. You can see. Boiled

cabbage. Yes, yes. Come on, Diggy.

It looks blurry. Maybe your lens is dirty.

She's got cod and I've got something

else. Um, that's hilarious.

This is quite nice cabbage.

No, I'm not. What's that then?

Tastes good.

Bath time! Yay!

Get in the bath! Yeah,

they are. Can we fit in together?

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