Complete Waste Of F#&KING TIME - Germany Trip

Can't fucking believe what just happened.

Jesus fucking Christ, what a shit show.

Oh.

Hate women.

Fucking come all the way to fucking

Germany.

Fucking stupid

fucking people waste my fucking

time.

Fucking hell.

Stupid fucking— What

are you fucking— You

won't. Believe what just happened.

Jesus Christ, I couldn't even come up with

a story this good if I tried. I couldn't

even make this up. You won't believe what

happened. I can't believe what just

fucking happened.

Oh my God.

This is the worst ever hotel

slash girl slash hookup experience I have

ever had. Oh my fucking God,

I can't. This is the hands down the

fucking worst experience I've ever, ever

Fucking hell.

I'm so angry right now.

So angry and disappointed.

I don't even know where to begin.

Can't believe I came all the way to

fucking Germany for nothing.

I am in Germany. Look at this menu, it's

all in bloody German, isn't it?

The Fruststück.

Enjoy. I'm in a Japanese hotel in

Germany. Fleisch and

Salat. I wasted

all my money. I wasted

£120 on the plane ticket. I wasted £20

coming— going to London. Wasted another

£10 London Heathrow. I wasted €30 on a

fucking dinner.

I wasted £1,000 on a gaming laptop that I

probably won't use now.

Okay, let me start at the beginning.

I got to I'm just waiting for a few more

people to just to come, then I'll start

the story. Otherwise, people keep saying

what happened, what happened, what

happened. Just give it a couple more

minutes.

Oh, how how can people do

something? I don't understand how people

can be so cruel like that.

Okay, I'm in Germany, as you may

know. I met the girl.

She was really, really cute. But usually

when I meet up with these internet girls,

always fat or really ugly or different to

what they look like. But for the first

time ever, I met a girl and she's actually

cuter than her pictures.

She was really cute. She was slim.

She had really nice facial features. She

had nice clear skin, very feminine

looking. Hands down the cutest girl that

I've met and been on a date with. I knew

it was too good to be true.

We went. Yeah, it was an actual girl. It

wasn't a guy. If it was a guy and he let

me fucking, then that would have been

better than what happened tonight. I'd

probably, I'd probably take a guy right

now over no one. I'm that desperate.

Okay, so we met up and then

we went to a Mexican restaurant. It was

okay. I'd rate it 5 out of 10. It wasn't

amazing. It's just tacos with meat in it.

We walked around for an hour or 2. In the

freezing cold. And then we came back to

the hotel. Now, we planned— she

told me she wanted to stay in the hotel,

she wanted to stay overnight. And I

thought to myself, great, that's what I

was hoping for. So we came back to the

hotel together.

The whole time she was texting on her

bloody phone. I thought it was a bit

weird. Who the hell are you texting? The

whole time, nearly the whole date, even

when we were walking, she kept texting

someone, which I found kind of irritating.

When you're on a date with someone else,

don't fucking text people on your phone.

It's so unbelievably fucking rude to be

sitting there texting on your phone. It's

like, am I that boring? Okay, maybe I am

pretty boring because I don't talk much.

Well, sorry for being so fucking boring

that you have to be texting on your phone

the whole time. Guess who she was texting

the whole time? Her bloody ex-boyfriend.

Her bloody ex-boyfriend was messaging her

the whole time. And then we got to the

hotel and she was still messaging him.

And then he started phoning her.

And then she answered the phone and she

started speaking in German. She sounded a

bit distressed. I asked her what's wrong.

She said her ex-boyfriend is angry and

jealous that she's here, and I said,

what, did you tell him that you're here

with me? And she said, yes, of course.

What do you mean, of course? What do you

mean, of course? He's your ex-boyfriend.

Why the fuck are you still talking to him?

Why are you telling him your plans? She

said she broke up with him last November.

Which is ages ago. So basically,

I got cock-blocked by her ex-boyfriend.

Last November was ages ago. How can it be

a rebound? And she dumped him. She said

she didn't feel attracted to him anymore.

And then she dumped him and then he kept

messaging her. Well, obviously he's going

to be annoyed if he knows that she's here

with another guy. I don't understand why

she told him in the first place.

And then she, she, she answered the phone

about the third or second time. And then

she said, she asked me if there was a

place she could talk on the phone. I said,

you can go out in the corridor and talk to

him. That point, at that point, I knew, I

knew it. I fucking knew that she was not

coming back. I knew it. I didn't want to

believe it, but I absolutely knew 100%

she was not coming back. I waited about 5

or 10 minutes, checked my phone. Guess

what? I'm sorry, Daniel.

I don't think it's a good idea to stay the

night. And then she said that she felt

really weird with me, and then she said

that I didn't even like her. And I said,

no, I do like you. I think you're really

cute. Maybe she thought I didn't

like her because I was very quiet. I'm

just quiet. I'm not— this is the problem.

You guys think I'm really chatty because I

talk non-stop doing livestreams and making

videos. I'm not like that in real life.

In real life, I'm not chatty. I'm only

chatty and talkative like this because I'm

by myself.

This is the problem. People watch my

YouTube channel and they think this is

what I'm like. I'm not like this. I'm only

like this when I'm by myself.

So she probably thought I was really quiet

and that was because I didn't like her,

which is not true. I just didn't know what

to talk about and I felt shy because it's

the first time we met. And then still she

said that she wasn't in the mood and her

ex-boyfriend is guilt-tripping her, so

she's gonna go home.

I tried my best to talk about things. I

just don't know what to talk about.

I did ask her questions and I tried to

make conversation, but I'm just not good

at it, okay? I'm good at talking to myself

like this. Yeah, yeah, I'm very good at

talking to a bloody camera, but when it

comes to face to face with someone else,

no, I'm not good at talking to people,

okay?

This is what people don't understand when

I tell them I have social anxiety. Yes, I

can talk to you guys right now. There's

1,000 people here listening to me right

now. I can talk to you guys perfectly

okay. If even one of you was sitting in

front of me right now, I would just shut

the hell up. I would become so quiet you'd

be freaked out. And it takes a special

kind of person to open me up. Someone like

maybe George Trombly. It takes a chatty

person To open me up, okay? If you're

gonna be quiet, then I find it very

awkward and very difficult to become

chatty. That's just what I'm like. It

doesn't mean I don't like you, it just

means that I'm shy. Especially if you're

cute like that, and then I'm gonna be even

more shy. Oh, I'm so fucking

pissed off.

I just don't understand how a person can

do that. I flew all the way to

Germany to see her.

So what am I gonna do? I don't even know

what I'm gonna do. Thankfully, I only

booked one night here because I thought we

were gonna go off to some other city and

maybe stay there. Yeah, right.

I don't understand what, what was wrong.

She said I look different. She said I look

whiter than I look in the videos, which is

weird because everyone's always telling me

that I look really, really Asian. So how

come I look white? I look whiter in real

Now people are going to say, oh, Daniel

always feels like he's entitled to sex.

Well, when a girl sends you nudes and

tells you that you can fuck her raw and

then says that she wants to stay the night

in the hotel with you, well, am I, am I so

wrong to expect that something's gonna

happen? Obviously I'm gonna

be looking forward to, you know what.

I don't understand what the big deal is.

I don't understand why women let all these

emotions get in the way. If you're

attracted to me, then why

leave? Maybe she wasn't attracted to me.

Maybe I do look different in real life.

I don't understand how I could look whiter

in real life than my videos. What, do I

look more Asian in videos? And what's

wrong with looking whiter? I thought

looking whiter was a good Everyone always

tells me, oh, if you do this and that,

you'll look more white and get more girls.

Not, not, not today.

I'm 100% sure she's watching right now. I

don't care if she's watching right now.

It's completely nuts.

I don't want to get— I don't want to get

involved with that. She broke up with her

boyfriend last November and He— and

they're still talking to each other every

day. That's weird. I would not want to be

involved or in a relationship with a girl

who's still texting her ex-boyfriend every

single day. How many months? 5 months

after they've broken up. That's weird.

That is not normal. That's fucked.

That is just— that's something you, you

You don't want to be anywhere near.

She kept trying to open the window of the

hotel room, and I said, "What are you

doing?" She said she wants to jump out

because she's suicidal. And then I said,

"Oh God, not another one!" So why does

every girl that likes me? Why is why is

there always something wrong with them?

Either they're depressed or they're

suicidal or they're fucked in the head.

Why can't normal girls like me? Why can't

A normal girl like me. Why do

I just attract all the weirdos?

I don't even know why she wanted to meet

me in the first place now. She said she

wasn't in the mood. Well, if you weren't

in the mood, why did you tell me that you

wanted to stay in a hotel room with me?

So fucking annoying. At least she didn't

steal my stuff. I'm pretty sure she

didn't. I got my money, got my GoPro, my

phone. Yeah, I probably wouldn't have

noticed if she took my wallet because I

was just so— I was kind of pissed off

because she was just on her phone the

whole time. And I felt like, oh, I don't

want to disturb you if you're so busy on

your phone. I asked her if she— I was on

the bed and I asked her if she wanted to

come on, come and sit on the bed. She

said, uh, maybe later. As soon as she said

that, I knew that this was just going

downhill. I knew. That this is

a waste of time.

I can't believe how bad this is.

I'm not going outside. I just spent all

day walking around outside. There's

nothing special about Germany. It's just

like England. There's nothing different to

England. It's exactly the same. There's

buildings, there's roads, there's cars,

big Whoop-de-doo.

Couldn't give a shit about Germany.

I only came here to meet her.

I thought it was 100% in the bag.

I made a whole vlog as well. I don't even

know if I'm gonna upload it now. It

doesn't make sense after what I'm telling

you now. How can I upload a vlog Going to

Germany and then telling you what's

happening when you already know what's

happened, and it's this big shit show.

She was a troll that wanted to hurt you.

No, I don't think she was a troll. I think

she honestly thought I was hot and likes

me, but then maybe when she met me,

I didn't look Asian enough, or I didn't

look as attractive as she thought I

looked, or maybe I wasn't as talkative as

she thought I was because people think I'm

talkative just because I do streams. I'm

not talkative. I'm very quiet and shy.

I've been telling people over and over and

over again that I'm very shy, but they

don't believe me because I talk a lot on

camera. It's a completely different thing.

I'm not talk— uh, someone irritating.

I thought maybe it was a troll.

Oh, Monica Smith, thank you. She was an

idiot for the Mexican choice.

It wasn't a great choice of food, really.

To be honest, I wasn't expecting her to be

my next girlfriend. I just thought she was

really cute, and I thought she wanted to

sleep with me, and I thought it would be

just, you know, a fun night.

And then maybe we would meet again.

But now I'm doing the thing that I was

hoping I wouldn't have to do— the extreme

of loneliness and depression. I can't

believe how much money I've wasted.

Nearly at least £200 just

on plane tickets and trains.

Hotels. Oh, Jesus Christ, what is this

water? It's disgusting.

Tastes like toilet water.

Yeah, don't even have any drinks.

I thought we'd have sex and then go to a

shop and buy stuff.

So now I don't know what to do. I had one

other girl who I was planning on meeting.

She's from Turkey. I don't know if she's

gonna ghost me as well.

Basically, I have a couple other people

who messaged me asking me if I would like

to meet, so I could meet them,

but they might just turn out to be another

bunch of weirdos who still talk to their

exes and then come back to the hotel with

me and then leave after an hour.

I just feel like going home right now, to

be honest. I'm so angry,

so angry and disappointed and pissed

I don't know what to do.

I really liked her. She was really pretty.

And you know me, I'm not usually really

into white girls. I'm usually into Asian

girls, but I can hands down say she was

really cute. I liked her,

but the whole ex-boyfriend thing is just I

don't know. Even if I don't, I wouldn't

even. Even if it was an option, I wouldn't

even want to be in a relationship with her

because the whole ex-boyfriend situation

is fucked. That's just weird.

If you dumped him, why you still? She said

that they have similar hobbies and they

get on really well and they're like best

friends. No, I don't agree

with the whole becoming friends after

breaking up. I believe that after you

break up, you should just cut ties.

Because the next guy that you're with is

not going to be happy to know that you're

best friends with your ex-boyfriend.

That's fucking weird. I would never ever

want to be in a relationship with a girl

who's best friends with her ex-boyfriend.

Jesus Christ. Maybe I'll make a video

about that. Sounds like coach red pill

stuff. Never date a girl who's best

friends with her ex.

Yeah, well, well done, ex-fucking

boyfriend, for cock-blocking me. Well

done, mission accomplished.

Pathetic twat. What kind of sad, pathetic

loser keeps whinging and

nagging his ex-girlfriend who dumped him 5

months ago because she's off somewhere

else with another guy? What was he saying?

Oh, please don't fuck him, please don't.

Please leave and go home. He's gonna rape

you, idiot. How sad is that?

It's just pathetic. So if I got dumped by

a girl, I would say fuck her and then I'd

block her. I wouldn't start begging her or

nagging her like a pathetic loser twat.

I'm so angry right now. Oh, I'm so Fucking

angry.

What a loser.

Oh, I can't believe this is worse than the

Tomoko thing. She used you to

make her ex jealous. That doesn't make

sense though. Why would she want to make

her ex jealous when she dumped him?

At least Tomoko had sex with me,

didn't she?

Absolute waste of time.

I can't believe it.

This is the problem with the— this is the

problem. The younger and cuter they are,

the more of a headache they are. This is

one of the reasons why I'm always kind of

wary about young cute girls. They're just

a headache.

Branson 100, thanks. Go to Thailand,

make your money worth the trip. Yeah, but

then I have to pay for it. I don't want to

pay for it. Yeah, I could easily pay for

it. I have the money. I don't want to pay

for it. I want someone who wants

to willingly do it with me. Otherwise it

just feels like a waste of time.

You have to realize she has an attachment

to him because he hurt her. No, she dumped

him.

She told him about the date. That's why I

don't understand. Why did she tell him?

There's definitely something weird between

them.

Maybe she didn't tell me the whole story.

I don't— I still don't understand why she

would tell him about me. She,

she should know that would make him upset

if she was the one who dumped him.

Yeah, you're saying to make him jealous,

but why? Why would she need

to make him jealous?

I don't think any of this was planned

because it took her about 2 hours to get

the train all the way here.

And now it's going to take her 2 hours to

go all the way back. So she's wasted—

she's actually wasted more time than me

because it didn't take me 4 hours to go.

Actually, if you think about— well,

actually it did because it took me 2 hours

to get to London Heathrow and then an hour

and a bit on the plane.

I don't even care about her messed up

What am I gonna do now? It's, it's half

past 10. Am I just gonna go to sleep?

Oh, I don't know what to do. Should I book

another hotel? I have some bonus points on

ebooker, so I can get— I think I can get 2

nights free in a hotel. Oh, thank you,

Mbus. Daniel, can we get a recap of the

events? Uh, oh, thank you, Lei.

I'm still here waiting for you. Oh, I knew

I should have met you instead of coming

in. Why do I always make the wrong

decision? Okay, so recap of the events. I

got to Germany, I met this cute girl, and

then we went for dinner. She came back to

the hotel with me. Her ex-boyfriend kept

messaging her. And then she left the room

to go and phone him, and then she messaged

me saying that she won't be coming back

because she doesn't think it's a good idea

to stay, and she says she's really sorry.

Yeah, thanks a lot, making me come all the

way here. You should have had

a backup plan. Well, I do have one other

backup. I don't know though, I've lost

confidence now. You can't trust what these

people say.

Sister doesn't even bother replying,

she's so busy with her new boyfriend.

It was, it was a guy. He sounded— I heard

his voice on the phone. He sounded really

emotional. I didn't understand what he was

saying. He sounded like he was gonna have

a mental breakdown on the phone.

He was probably imagining his

ex-girlfriend having sex with some other

guy and he was having a mental breakdown.

Sad, isn't it?

Yeah, maybe she didn't like me as well.

Maybe I look different in videos. Maybe I,

I don't know. Obviously I do look

different in videos because it's a

low-quality video. It's not I don't use HD

cameras or anything, so you're not

seeing 100% of me.

You're seeing a, a phone camera version

of me. Diego Dan, was she German,

Asian, or both? She was white.

White German.

I just can't believe someone could do this

though. So I'm not saying that she should

give me pity sex.

She asked me if I wanted to stream now,

as in stream with her. I said

I don't really feel like it, and then she

sounded A bit disappointed. Maybe she

didn't have sex in mind, but she must have

known that I did. I mean, I'm not gonna

fly all the way to Germany for anything

else but sex.

She changed her mind last minute. Yeah,

she thought I didn't like her, and she

said it was really weird being in here

with me, and I guess it was.

Because I wasn't really saying much.

Well, it's hard. Number one, I find it

difficult to talk to people in the first

place, and when they're on the phone all

the time, I find it even more difficult.

And when they're cute, I find it even more

difficult. So give me a break. And then we

only just met about 4 hours ago. It's not

like we're gonna be all chummy chum chum

chum, are we? It takes time to

build a connection or to get used to each

other when both of us aren't very sociable

people.

I, I started getting red flags when she

said that I look whiter than she thought I

would, because she told me that she's

really into Asian guys. So I got the

feeling that she was only interested in me

because I look Asian. And then when she

told me that I didn't look as Asian as she

expected, I thought, oh no, does that mean

that you're not attracted to me now?

You see, this is the problem with being

half. You don't look white enough for

Asian girls, and then you don't look Asian

enough for white girls who are into Asian

men. So you're basically fucked. Both

ways.

You look a bit like both, but you don't

look enough like both to be considered

as either, if that makes sense. So I can't

attract the Asian girls who are really

into white guys because I don't look

white. I can't attract the weeaboo,

keibu white girls who are into Asian guys

because I don't look Asian enough. So I'm

stuck in the middle where basically only

40-year-old fucks-in-the-head women want

And then I don't have the personality to

be charming and charm them off their feet.

I don't have the conversational skills to

be able to make them laugh and feel

comfortable. I probably made her feel

really awkward. Was she attractive? Yeah,

she was really attractive. There was

nothing about her that was unattractive.

I can't even think of a single thing that

was unattractive about her physically.

I just feel so hopeless right now. I don't

have the physical, the the physical looks

to be able to woo a girl. I don't have

that macho kind of body, and then I don't

have the kind of personality that could

woo a girl either. So basically I have no

personality and I have no looks,

and I suck at talking to people so they

think I don't like them. I'm gonna

die alone.

She's watching now. I don't know, she

probably is. She could be, I don't know.

Don't care anymore. Nothing's gonna happen

between us. Might as well burn this bridge

Oh, what should

I do?

I don't care about traveling. I don't want

to go anywhere. I don't care.

I just wanted to meet a nice girl and

spend time with her. I didn't care if it

was in some touristy place or if it was in

a field in the middle of nowhere.

There's absolutely nothing in Germany I

want to see. I couldn't care less.

Get a hooker.

I don't even know if I could make it stand

now, I'm so depressed. Let me

see. Call girls.

Düsseldorf.

Escort. I can't even connect

to the internet. I don't want a cool

girl. I want, I want love and

affection.

No, I'm not getting a prostitute. That's

not the point. I don't want just

meaningless sex. Been telling you over and

over, it's not about meaningless sex.

I want to find someone that I can have a

connection with who likes

me. Now I have no

content.

I have I have enough points on ebooker to

get maybe a couple nights free hotels,

and then after that I don't know what I'll

do. I might— I don't know. I was planning

on getting an Airbnb, but now I just— I

kind of lost all my confidence.

This is the saddest sight ever. 2 fresh

beds, not even used.

What did she say? Do you want me to read

out her messages? She said,

don't think it would have been a good idea

to stay, sorry. And then I said, okay,

don't worry about it. And then she said,

I wasn't in the mood and you didn't even

like me. And then I said, I do like you.

You're really cute. I'm just shy. And then

she said, me too. I'm— I was nervous the

whole time. And then my ex-boyfriend is

guilt-tripping me. And then I said, I'm

just confused because I thought you liked

me. So you're definitely not coming back?

And then she said, I do respect you a lot,

but I feel like it was too weird. What do

you mean too weird? It wasn't weird at

all. I thought we were having a nice time.

Oh, thank you. Good day to die.

Dude, don't care about what about it. You

don't need a girl which loves you because

of your appearance. Don't be sad. Thanks,

but I didn't masturbate all night last

night and all morning, so I tried saving

my horniness up. Now I've got nothing to

release it into. Then she said, I,

I do respect you a lot, but I feel it was

too weird. I just couldn't stay. And then

I said, it would be weird. We just met.

It would be since we just met. And then

she said, I just wasn't ready to spend the

night with you. Really sorry. And then I

said, don't worry. Have a safe trip home.

And she said, thank you. Hope you don't

feel too lonely. I think you're cute too,

by the way. Liar.

Yeah, right. I bet she doesn't think I'm

cute. If she thought I was cute, she

Düsseldorf is one of the most boring

cities in Germany. They're all boring.

Come on, all cities are the same. There's

a bunch of buildings, there's shops,

there's restaurants, there's probably some

old buildings and museums and a lot of

people.

Every single city I've been to, they're

all exactly the same, just different

layout, different language, different kind

of People there. I don't give a shit about

the people. I'm not gonna go around. I'm

not bloody Ice Poseidon, am I? I'm not

gonna go around chatting to strangers.

Become gay with an Australian guy. No,

not for two pounds. Joshua Powell saving

your horniness. Well, that this was

special. I know I saved up my horniness,

expecting to have a fun night tonight.

Nothing. I got nothing. You need to

be patient. Woo. I think I fucked it now.

I just insulted her ex-boyfriend, didn't

I? And then I said all these mean things.

She's probably on the train back home now.

Waste of time.

I don't care about people, okay? I don't

care about talking to people. I'd rather

not talk to people. I'm not interested in

talking to people. I'm not Ice Poseidon.

I'm sorry.

Give her another chance? No way, not with

the whole ex-boyfriend thing.

Can you imagine him? He sounds psycho. He

would end up tracking us down and then

trying to kill me with a knife because I

stole his girlfriend. He sounds nuts.

And what kind of guy— think about it

seriously— what kind of guy starts,

starts crying to his ex-girlfriend because

she's with another guy? That's just weird.

Go to America. Thanks, Edward, but oh, I

don't want to travel to America.

It's so far away. Come on, guys, you have

to agree with me. That ex-boyfriend's

weird, isn't he? Even I wouldn't start

messaging my ex and trying to guilt trip

And he sounded all emotional on the phone

as well.

He sounds manipulative. I know, that's

what I thought. I thought, the hell are

you doing, man? Sending messages and

ringing. He was constantly ringing her.

She ignored a few of them and then she

gave up and answered them.

He kept ringing. I kept hearing her phone

vibrating.

So she obviously cares, still cares about

him if he's able to guilt-trip her.

If she was over, over him, then she should

theoretically be able to not give an F.

Why is she still communicating with an

ex-boyfriend? She says that they're like

best friends and they get on really well

and they have a lot of shared hobbies and

they've been talking every single day

since they broke up. That's weird. That's

wrong. That's That's a major, major,

major, major, major red flag. You either

break up someone and then clean cut, or

just go back to them. Don't, don't mess

around in the middle like that.

I don't talk— okay, I talked to my

ex-Korean girlfriend. I, I spoke to her

when my dad died, but that was it.

I even showed her my Dick.

Not in real life picture.

How old is she? She's 24. Yeah, that's the

problem with these young girls. They're

too young, too immature. They don't know

what they're doing. They're all messed up

in the head. It's one of the reasons why I

don't really like very young girls.

I'd say under 25

is— ooh, I don't know, bit too young for

me. I'd prefer someone around 27-ish,

28-ish,

someone who's, you know, a bit more

mature, a bit more together.

How old am I? I'm 30, so I don't really

want to be dating girls in their early

20s. I'd like to sleep with them but not

date them. I want someone who's more on my

level, you know. Am I gonna go back home?

I don't know what to do now. Really don't

So I have, I have,

oh, there's one person asking

me to come to Someplace

called Stuttgart. Stuttgart.

I don't even know her though. I don't

really know anything about her. Oh, thank

you, Viper Ferranti. Sucks you didn't know

this till you got here. Well, I guess to

be fair on her, there's no way that she

could have known. How about you don't— how

about next time you don't tell your

ex-boyfriend That you're gonna meet. I

mean, what was the point in telling your

ex-boyfriend that you're gonna go and meet

a guy? You should know that's gonna upset

him. Why would you tell him that? It makes

no sense.

Don't ever go to Stuttgart. Why not?

I think there was another girl who lived

nearby Düsseldorf. She's Asian.

I don't know, I just feel like these girls

were just a waste of time now. What am I

doing with my life? Chasing girls all over

the place. What's the point? I should get

a sex doll and then get a dog so

I can feel loved.

Stuttgart is even more boring. I don't

care if the place is boring. If there's a

girl there who's interested in me, then I

don't mind if she lives in the desert.

I'll go to the desert. Oh,

thanks, Viper. It makes sense she likes to

make her ex jealous. She's not over him,

clearly. That's weird. If she's— it's

like she's emotionally trying to torture

him. They're both messed up. The

ex-boyfriend who keeps messaging his

ex-girlfriend and then guilt-tripping her,

and then the girl— ex-girlfriend who keeps

Telling her ex-boyfriend that she's going

to meet up with other guys when she should

know that that's going to hurt him.

That's just weird. They're both messed up,

I think. I'm, I'm actually kind of lucky I

didn't get stabbed or something.

Why are you so obsessed with women?

Because my life is empty and meaningless,

and the only way I can fill that void is

by getting women to show interest in

me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, sad, pathetic,

whatever. What am I supposed to do about

Why don't I learn to be by myself?

Because it's boring. I don't wanna—

I don't wanna make love to my hand for the

rest of my life.

It's boring. Open up Tinder?

I've been on German Tinder for weeks. I

barely got anything.

They don't reply even if they match.

Couldn't even get any replies.

Waste of time.

Oh, I hate people. Why are people so

annoying? At least the

Japanese woman that came to the hotel and

then changed her mind, at least she stayed

and let me touch her boob. I guess that

was better than nothing. Didn't even get

to smell this one's hair. Maybe I

should have been assertive and just— I

didn't even make a move, actually. I

didn't even initiate anything. I was too

shy. I didn't want to pressure her.

I asked her if she wants to come over to

the bed and she said no, so I thought,

okay, better back off. I better not

pressure her because it might make her run

away. I really wanted to touch

her. She was very nice looking. I didn't

even do anything. I don't think it would

have worked anyway. She was obviously just

thinking of her ex the whole time.

Go to the red light district. No, I'm not

wasting any more money. I'm just gonna

masturbate and have it over and done with.

Post-user's life. Go back to my wife?

No. I made my bed, now I have to lie in

it. How'd you touch her boob and not make

a move? No, I touched the Japanese woman's

boob, the one

that changed her mind when she got to the

hotel room.

Why do— I don't understand why women keep

changing their minds so much. Make up

your mind, for Christ's sake. You either

want to sleep with a guy or you don't. Is

it so hard to choose?

Always umming and ahhing. I mean, it's not

going to be the end of the world if we do

it and then it's not great. Then so what?

Forget about it, move on.

There's a thing called contraceptive.

You're not going to get pregnant. You

don't have to worry about the long-term

consequences of sleeping with a guy now.

This isn't the 1950s.

I guess it's inbuilt naturally into

women's way of thinking. They have to

think very carefully about who they sleep

with because originally if

you slept with someone, it meant that you

would have the offspring before

contraceptive. So obviously women had to

think very, very carefully who they slept

with, not like men.

And even though we have contraceptive and

we have techniques like pull-out, they

still have this, this built-in way of

thinking deep down in their brains. It's

like an evolutionary I don't think it's

like it's built into the psyche of women

where they're very flaky. I don't think a

guy would do that. A guy wouldn't say,

oh, I'm not sure, you're not as attractive

as I thought, uh, I'm gonna go home. Bye.

Guy would never do that. A guy would just

smash anyway, even if it was very— even if

it wasn't very good, it would still be

better than nothing. Now you have 200

rubles. Go in Russia and get drunk. I

don't even know how much 200 rubles is,

but thanks. Go back to your wife and have

makeup. No, my wife probably wants me to

die now.

Girls are affected more emotionally,

mentally by sex. I know, that's the

problem. Why can't they just be like guys?

This is why I should be gay. I bet if I

was gay, I wouldn't have this problem.

Why? Oh, I don't understand why women get

so emotionally invested in cereal.

Is it really a big deal? It's just just,

you know, a piece of meat going into a

hole. Why do they get so emotionally

obsessive over it?

It's not— it's not that important. In my

eyes.

Obviously it would be better if it was

with someone who I felt feelings for,

but even if I didn't feel feelings for

them, it would still be just— well, not

just as good, but be almost as good.

It'll be like I

don't know,

it'd be like having a cheeseburger instead

of a Big Mac. It's not quite as good as a

Big Mac, but still, still cheeseburger,

still pretty good.

Get a prostitute? No, a prostitute is only

doing it because I paid her. She's not

gonna have any feelings for me. I want the

girl to have feelings for me,

or to at least be attractive— attracted

to me. That's part of the turn-on.

It's a really big turn-off when you're

paying for it. It just ruins the whole

But you don't have feelings, so what's the

Um,

how can I explain it?

Even if I don't have feelings for her,

doing it with someone who has feelings for

me is better than doing it with someone

who doesn't.

My whole body's aching. I don't know

what's wrong with my body recently. I

think I have cancer.

There's something weird about my chest.

Right now, if I breathe in too deeply, I

get this kind of sharp pain in my back,

which I think is the back of my lung. I

think there's something wrong with my

lung. Maybe I have lung cancer. I should

really get checked out. Sometimes if I lie

on my side, I get this sharp stabbing pain

in my chest when I breathe in too deeply.

What do you think it is? What could it be?

Oh, it hurts when I breathe in deeply.

Oh, relax in the bath. I don't even have a

bathtub in this stupid hotel. Just have a

crappy shower.

Maybe it's just muscle strain. I'm hoping

it's a muscle pain, not Not an organ

pain.

I don't want to meet any more girls

unless, unless somehow they can guarantee

that they won't change their mind.

I don't want to waste time going seeing

them if it's just going to be fruitless.

Did I get the German girl on video? No, I

It's an infection on the lining of your

lung. Yeah, I read something that sounded

like that. They said some kind of

inflammation that happens, but why would

there be an infection on my lung? How did

it get there? How do I get rid of it? Do I

need to take antibiotics?

How much battery do I have? 96. Well, I

guess one good thing is the internet is

amazing here. I have 4G++ and my

upload speed is about 16, so I could

probably go out there and do some outside

streaming, but it's— everywhere's just

pitch black and there's drunk German

people everywhere. We walked around this

street and there was just crowds and

crowds of drunk, rowdy German men. No

thanks, I don't want to be a part of that.

It's like walking into a zoo. It was

literally like a human zoo. I felt

like an alien coming down to this weird

planet, observing these weird creatures in

their social environment. That's how I

feel like sometimes. I feel like all these

humans are just like a bunch of monkeys

wearing clothes and walking upright. Does

anyone else feel like that sometimes? You

go outside, you look at people, and you

just see them as not too different from

wildlife documentaries when you see a

bunch of gorillas sitting in the jungle.

That's all I see now. So what

the hell am I?

I don't even see people as people now. I

just see them as animals. They just walk

up and down. See, see, I see families,

they have their kids, and I think, wow,

it's kind of like those nature

documentaries when, when the parents walk

around with their cubs. So exactly the

same, but they're just people instead.

They don't have fur and they have their

I think, oh, that man must be so happy

with his offspring. He must be really

fulfilled because he's carrying out his

biological mission of producing offspring,

just like a gorilla or chimpanzee.

I just feel like everything— oh, I don't

know, I feel like everyone— are you having

an existential crisis? I think I am. I

just feel like I was lied to. I always

thought, oh, we're humans, we're special,

we can make rockets. But at the end of the

day, we're just like bloody animals. We

shit and piss, eat and fuck, and make

offspring, and then we die. And it doesn't

matter how technologically advanced we are

and all the culture and language that we

have. At the end of the day, we're just a

bunch of furless monkeys walking around

the street. Think we're so much better

than animals. But we're not really.

Oh, thank you, Sean. When's the second

date? Well, there was a Turkish girl who,

who wanted to meet me in Prague, but I

asked her if she could come to Germany and

then she said yes. But I don't know now.

What if she just turns out to be another

German like the one I met today?

She didn't even want to chat. Well, to be

fair, she was trying to chat to me. I

wasn't very responsive because I felt very

weird because she kept messaging on her

phone and I was a bit irritated. And I was

kind of irritated that she kept talking to

her ex-boyfriend when she was with me. If

you're on a date with someone, don't talk

to your bloody ex-boyfriend, please. Is

that too much to ask for?

Talk to your bloody ex-boyfriend when

you're with me. Such a spit in the face,

isn't it? How would you feel if I'm on a

date with you and I'm chatting to my

ex-girlfriend the whole time? You'd think

I'm a complete prick, wouldn't you?

Find a half-Asian girl. I already tried a

half-Asian girl. I lost my erection

halfway through. Is she watching

this? Hope so. At least now she knows why,

I think.

I'm drinking— it looks like my piss,

doesn't it? It's not. It's bits of

leftover coffee plus water. Tastes

I'm getting a lot of messages on Instagram

from nice people asking if I want to hang

out. I don't really feel like it,

to be honest, unless you want to have sex.

If there's no sex, then I think I'd rather

just be alone.

Sorry, I'm not very nice, not very

friendly. So sorry, I'm not a very good

YouTuber, not being nice and greeting fans

unless you want to have sex.

I just don't see the point. I don't even

know what we talk about. I'm so shit at

talking to people. I don't know what to

I, I don't think I enjoy talking.

I don't think that's true. I enjoy talking

to certain people, but it has to be a

certain type of person who I feel

comfortable with, and I don't feel

comfortable talking to most people.

Yeah, out of all the people I met, maybe 2

people I liked, James and George Trombly.

And that Japanese guy who I met.

3 people? Well, there was Adam and there

was Joseph. They, they were nice as well.

Oh, and there was Oliver from Australia.

He was a nice guy. I liked him.

If I was a girl, I'd definitely fancy him.

That's the problem with you using filters.

I don't use filters, I just have a

crap camera.

Look, this is what I look like. I don't

know how well you can see me.

What? Why is it so zoomed in?

I accidentally zoomed it in all the way.

Oh, that was funny. Why the hell is

it all zoomed in? Didn't mean to do that.

Okay,

I didn't mean to zoom in. That was pretty

funny, wasn't it?

It's not that funny. It was funny. That's

why I laughed.

Same outfit. Yeah, maybe I could go

clothes shopping since I'm here. Just

don't really feel like it.

Polite fan, thank you. Light at the

top is annoying. Okay, I can't make— it's

a very low light. It doesn't go higher

than this. It's weird. No,

the stand doesn't bend. It's just a

really, really low light.

Do I think the German girl's watching?

Well, she ha— she stopped messaging me,

so I doubt it. I don't think she would be,

but then she might be out of curiosity

because she must know that I'd be bitching

about her.

Can I show a pic of her? I don't know,

feels wrong.

Am I mad at her? Yeah, I am actually kind

of peeved off, to be honest,

because I, I had expectations. I know

these things are never 100%, and you kind

of have to read the signals and then

try and estimate how likely it is to

happen. Oh, thank you, Viper. So what now

since the girl was a bust? I don't know,

I've got other girls to meet, but I just

don't really feel like it now.

After analyzing the way she texted me,

after receiving the nudes from her,

I thought there was a very, very, very

high chance that I could get what I

came for, but I was wrong. And I didn't.

And now I'm angry and

disappointed.

It's like sailing, you know, back in the

day when they had to read the stars and

judge the wind.

They had to read the signals. Uh,

I— there were signals and I read them And

I got it wrong. I had absolutely no idea

there was an ex-boyfriend involved. I had

no idea she was a bit nuts.

Yeah, I even shaved my beard and then it

grew back. Am I

drawing her ex-boyfriend? No, I'm drawing

I know she didn't promise sex.

I know that, but I had this idea in my

mind that she was very, very likely to be

interested in doing it.

She literally said to me in her first

if you come to Germany, we can meet and

you can fuck me raw. And she even

said I could stay at her parents' house,

which would be really weird.

And then she said, if you come to Germany,

then I'll be yours. And I thought, okay,

that sounds pretty convincing. I'll go to

When a guy is told something like that,

obviously he's going to expect certain

things to happen, isn't he? She kept

trying to open the window. Yeah, she kept

trying to open that window. It was a bit

creepy, actually. I don't know what she

was going to do. I don't, I don't even