life keeps getting worse - broke and starving

Uh,

testing.

Uh, testing.

Not up to anything?

What makes you think that?

Yeah, life is getting so bad.

Sorry about that, that must have been very

loud.

No, there's literally nothing to laugh.

I don't know why I'm just laughing for no

reason.

Smell my sock.

Smell it.

Just gotta get some coffee.

No, Sunny hasn't come over.

What are you talking about?

No, there's, um,

tastier fish than Sunny to catch,

if you know what I mean.

I had a shower.

Now I'm having a coffee.

I cerealed my you-know-what and then had a

nice shower.

Now I'm having a nice coffee.

It's a great Sunday.

You look older today.

Uh, banned.

I still look younger than you.

Why do you act like your life is hard?

Uh, it's not really hard, I guess.

Got a nice house.

Got food.

Well, I got some food, I guess.

Don't have much left.

It's just kind of boring.

What do you mean not a house?

What is it then?

A cardboard box?

You complain all the time.

Well, I mean, what else is there to say?

If I don't complain, what am I supposed to

talk about?

I would just have nothing to say if I

didn't complain.

What would I say?

Oh wow, it is such a nice day.

The birds are singing.

Birds are stupid.

All they do is fly around doing nothing

and they get free food.

They just eat some insects and they get

food, whilst we have to work our backsides

off to get any kind of food.

And then they just pick up some sticks and

make a house out of it.

They got life on easy mode, and then they

can just fly anywhere they want.

They don't need to walk, they don't need

to get a car, they don't need to overcome

hedges or walls or hills.

They just fly through life.

Birds have life on easy mode.

They eat like 2 bugs and they're full and

that's all they need.

They don't need to have a shower.

They don't need to brush their teeth.

They don't need to cut their hair.

They don't need to pay taxes.

What do they even do?

Apart from shit all over my car.

Yeah, I wish I was a bird.

You just fly everywhere.

Nothing becomes an obstacle to get over.

Plus you have safety by being high up.

Food's free everywhere.

You build a house out of sticks.

Must be great being able to fly.

It must be so good.

I haven't driven my car in a week now.

It's just £9,000 sitting there doing

nothing, not even making me money.

What's the plan with the car?

I don't know.

I keep thinking about selling it and then

buying a cheaper one.

Because that would give me a cash

injection of a couple thousand at least.

But I don't, don't really think I

desperately need a massive amount of cash

instantly or urgently.

My financial planning

should mean that I'm fine.

I made bread today, so I have leveled up

from making flour pancakes to now making

bread.

It was so good.

It was crispy and bready.

Tastes a bit like a not so puffy naan

bread.

So I'm pretty happy about that because I

was getting fed up with the pancakes.

I'll make another piece tonight.

I thought tonight I'll make the bread and

also make it into a pizza with— I'll put

ketchup and cheese on it and it'll

basically become a pizza, won't it?

It just tasted like pizza dough, but not

as fluffy because it's flatbread.

It's just weird how it's literally the

exact same ingredients as the pancake,

water and flour and a bit of salt.

But because you don't mix it into a

batter, you put more flour and then you

roll it into a dough and knead it.

It becomes bread.

It's really weird

because it's basically the same thing,

isn't it?

Just prepared differently.

Yeah.

So

I've now realized Buying bread is a waste

of money because what, you get a loaf of

bread for about

a pound and then you get 12 slices.

For a pound, I can get a whole bag of

flour and make so much bread.

I bought that flour, I don't know, over a

month ago and I made so much with it and

there's still half of it left.

Flour, I'm swearing to you guys, Flour is

a cheat code.

Never buy bread or never buy premade bread

or wraps or pancakes.

Just get a bag of flour and it's so cheap.

It's like £0.80 for a bag of flour and it

lasts you months.

You can make cupcakes.

I'm saving so much money.

It's hard to calculate it though.

Probably like 10 pence.

10 pence bread.

You can also make noodles out of it.

And if you get a bag of flour, it can make

so much, and you save a lot of money not

buying the pre-made stuff.

Normal people's time's worth more than

yours.

Well, all I have is time.

I literally have all day long and nothing

to do,

so I'm going to use my time to save money

instead of making money.

I'm going to save money.

What if I want to eat bread now?

Well, then you got to pay for the

convenience.

If you want to save money,

you've got to spend time to prepare stuff.

Wasn't there a girl called— oh yeah, that

crazy Asian girl was called Bread.

I just remembered now.

We've had a Bread and a Cake and a Sunny

and a Faster.

What else?

Nood— we need a Noodles and we need a

Stormy.

What's the update?

Uh, I made bread and it was pretty good.

Yeah, Bread was crazy.

I'm so glad she wasn't interested in me,

cuz if she was interested in me, I would

have banged her probably, and then it

would have been very messy to,

um, disengage.

Banging Bread would have been like me

banging my little cousin or something

because she looks a bit like me.

It would be wild if I bang Bread.

It'd be like incest almost.

Yeah, unfortunately, or fortunately, she

was into white guys.

Now there was a girl called Bread ages

ago, like 5 years ago, and she was nuts.

Wasn't she married or something?

I don't know.

She also looked nuts as well.

She had that look like the thousand cock

stare.

She's got that look in her eyes.

Yeah, I would not be interested.

She has bipolar.

Why does everyone have bipolar these days?

It's like everyone's got bipolar now.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how screwed am I

after losing the job?

I'm not screwed.

I should be making more money than I have

to spend every month still.

Uh, without OnlyFans, I would probably be

screwed because the YouTube— I don't know,

YouTube made like $1,500 last month, but I

reckon that's a lot because of the Turkey

Tom thing.

Turkey Tom thing's over now, so I might

struggle to make more than £1,100.

Um, but yeah, I just need to go hard on

OnlyFans and that'll squeeze out a couple,

maybe £500, £600 a month.

Yeah, I could go on to gay Asian forums,

but I can't be bothered at the moment.

I should dedicate some time to, to do

that, but I've been playing Kingdom Come:

Deliverance.

It's really annoying because I've kind of

messed up the game because I'm in the

castle and I need to talk— I need to do

some quests in the castle, but the entire

castle garrison is hunting me, and if I

kill them, it says game over.

The lord has lost trust in you.

And then if I surrender, I don't have

enough money to pay off the, the bail

thing.

And if I accept punishment, it says game

over.

So my only option is I go stealth and I

sneak around, try and knock them out from

behind to get to the objective.

So it's really hard, so many guards,

there's like 20 of them.

So I don't know what to do.

I think I've bugged up the game.

So annoying because I'm really good at

sword fighting now and I could literally

take on all the guards with my combos and

counterattacks.

Yeah, I don't know, I spent hours on it

today.

I did make progress by sneaking about.

I found a cheat code but it doesn't work.

It's supposed to reduce the wanted level

to 0 but it doesn't work.

Really annoying.

Collab with one of the girls in your

Discord.

Well, if girls want to meet, I'm down.

I just don't really want to fly really far

without any guarantees.

Can't really afford it.

Who hates Daniel?

Meaningless.

Not too happy I sent him the same stuff as

I sent Daniel.

Yeah, he— I don't know why he hates me so

much.

What, because I wasn't very friendly to

him?

That's such a weird reason.

To hate me.

He's like a woman.

I don't even think I did anything wrong.

I mean, he came up to me and I said, nice

to meet you.

How's it going?

I don't know why he was mad at me.

I thought I was pretty friendly.

I honestly just don't understand why he's

mad at me.

I was as friendly as I could be.

What am I supposed to do, like give him a

hug or something?

Just really weird.

AJ doesn't want to bang, just meet as

friends.

Still down?

I mean, yeah, if she comes to the UK.

There's no way I'd fly to New Zealand.

That's like a 20-hour journey.

I don't know if she won a stream or

something.

He wanted your approval for what?

I didn't— I didn't disapprove him.

I don't know, what does he want from me?

I don't get it.

I just didn't really want to hang out

because he was weird.

Spend your time getting an education.

That is the most boring thing you could

ever suggest.

How's that interesting?

That's so boring.

We'll go to school.

Okay, Mum.

Okay, Dad.

I want to make content, find someone who's

down to bang and down to make content

who doesn't go psycho

and make me lose something like money or I

don't know.

Why do I need to get my life together?

My life's going pretty well.

I've got a house, I've got a car, I've got

money.

What are you talking about?

What is there to get together?

I've got lines of credit, I've got sources

of income.

Can make a pretty good flatbread.

House is not yours.

Things don't have to be yours for you to

use it.

It's like the country is not mine.

I don't own the country, but I get to live

in it.

Technically, this monitor is not mine.

Because I'm still paying Amazon for it.

You don't own your girlfriend, but you

still get to do it with her.

What's that weird-looking fly?

Imagine you got the freedom to fly

anywhere and then you get stuck in a

corner.

How stupid.

Just fly the other way.

Why are they so dumb?

Keep banging their heads against a wall

when they could just literally fly

backwards.

Do they not have eyes or something?

Why are you so cheerful today?

I don't know, I'm just kind of in a good

mood.

I had a good nut, I had a good lunch, did

some gaming,

had a nice shower.

Feel pretty good.

Life's nice.

I've got a financial plan

and tomorrow is Monday.

Can't wait.

Actually, we don't even have to wait until

Monday.

Asia market opens in 7 hours.

Market's gonna crash.

Okay, saying borns, you're banned.

As if you're a good person.

So far from what I've seen, you're a

prick.

That's why you're banned.

Best not to anger the person who has all

the power in this dynamic.

I will erase your existence.

Is debt going down at all?

Uh, yeah, look at the overdraft, it's gone

down £400.

The announcement of banning— well, it's

not fun to ban people if you don't

announce that you're going to ban them.

First you gotta like rub it in their face

that they're banned and then ban them

before they can say anything.

It's like in Naruto, they announce their

power attacks when they do it.

My special move is banned.

Yeah, so what was I saying?

Oh, I forgot.

I need to hit up Japan.

Hmm, I don't know.

Japan's kind of dull to me now.

I don't know.

I don't even know where I would go in

Japan.

I kind of hate Osaka now.

It's rough.

Chavi, Chihiro's there.

I don't like Tokyo.

I went to Tokyo and I hated it.

I don't understand the appeal of Tokyo.

It's boring.

Shinjuku sucks.

Shibuya is too crowded.

Ginza is just a bunch of fancy Louis

Vuitton douchey stuff.

Akihabara is just a bunch of nerdy geeks

playing Stupid arcade games,

wasting their money on gacha thingy crane

games.

It's boring.

I don't want to play crane games.

What else?

The Imperial Palace.

Boring.

Tokyo's just boring.

So I don't even know where I'd go if I

went to Japan.

Fukuoka was so boring.

I hated Fukuoka.

It felt like a fake city built by

machines.

It was so lifeless.

I'd say Osaka was better than Fukuoka

because at least it had some character.

Yeah, I hate Osaka because so many bad

things happened to me there.

I got screamed at.

I got stupid old men telling me to dake.

I got in trouble with the police.

There were stupid teenagers chasing me

with fists clenched.

Yeah, I hate Osaka.

It's a shithole.

I'd rather go to Thailand.

If I could save up a couple thousand

pounds, I could go to Thailand for a few

months.

Why would I go to Japan?

I would only want to go to Japan if I had

a Japanese woman lined up ready to bang.

But that takes work.

I got to go on the websites.

I got to like chat them up for months,

phone them,

and then meet them and then get

disappointed with how unattractive they

are, but then bang them anyway.

And then I've got to think of an extra

exit strategy to get out of there with

minimum damage.

It's hard work.

Yeah, I just have very basically no

interest in Trent.

Oh wow, thanks, Thumb Mode.

Hello, how is my favorite faggot doing

today?

I'm doing pretty well, thanks.

I know you have a new girl lined up.

Kind of.

But I got my eyes on some other girls too,

but I'm not gonna say who.

I don't want another cake situation.

A cake is off the menu.

For now.

All the new girls seem to have big

problems.

Did the old girls not have problems?

Who was the most normal girl from the

channel?

It's okay, bro.

I can say father.

Oh, thanks.

Friendly fire.

Search up Zero Cinderace on Google Images

and I will dono more nightgore.

Search up Zero Cinderace on Google Images

and I will dono more nightgore.

My phone's over there.

I can't be bothered to get up.

Chi Chi seemed normal.

She wasn't a YouTube girl.

She was a Tinder girl.

Yeah, the Tinder dating app women are way

more normal than the girls I get from the

channel.

Clearly.

Who is the most normal girl then from the

channel?

Mila seems the most normal out of all of

them.

How did Mila meet me?

Through my channel.

Mila wasn't crazy though.

She wasn't like unhinged.

She was actually quite wholesome with the

spiritual stuff.

And the tarot and the trying to improve

her energy or something.

Like, you could tell she wanted to improve

as a person.

That's why she ditched me, because I was

like holding her back.

But she wasn't crazy.

She's a bit wild, but not in a toxic way.

She wasn't toxic at all.

I mean, she's probably one of the least

toxic girls I met.

God, the weekend's so boring.

I hate it.

I woke up and then I just started plucking

weeds out my garden.

Now I've got a big pile of weeds drying

out.

And then I made some bread

and then

played some Kingdom Come.

There's just nothing to do.

Tried watching some videos about day

trading, but I couldn't really— don't

understand it.

These day trading nerds, they're so hard

to follow.

I don't know what they're going on about.

Yeah, it would have been nice to have the

job to go driving, make some money on the

weekend.

But even that gets taken away from me.

No, I'm not moving back to my mum.

Why do you keep— why people keep asking me

if I'm gonna move back to my mum?

I'm not.

I'd rather get a job than move back to my

mum.

I saw a job on the thingy today.

It said Overnight shelf replenisher.

Yeah, I don't know if I want to do night

shift.

Your mum seems happy now she and Dave has

the estate to themselves.

No, trust me, they are arguing behind the

scenes.

They argue all the time.

You think my mum doesn't argue with Dave?

Oh my God, you know nothing.

It's all a facade.

What could they possibly argue about?

It's not really an argument.

It's more like my mum gets mad at him for

some stupid reason

and then they block each other

for a few days or a week.

She always gets mad at people for the

stupidest reasons.

It's really weird.

I'll ask like, why?

What's wrong?

Why?

What did Dave Gibson do?

And then she says why.

And I'm like, how is that even a problem?

Like, he left the— he left the wheelbarrow

in the garden or something stupid like

that.

Or he left the garden shears in the

wheelbarrow.

Like something so petty and insignificant.

You have— how do you get angry over

something so— who cares?

How do you get angry over that?

That's insane.

Oh, he left the fork on the table.

Stupid fucking idiot.

He left the fork on the table.

God's sake, I don't know how she gets mad

over nothing.

She needs to chill.

You think when you get older you just

chill, but she doesn't.

Like, anything can trigger her.

A cup of juice in the fridge,

one singular drop of coffee stained on the

floor.

Anything can set her off.

It's just like a ticking time bomb,

and I don't know how everyone else has the

patience to deal with it, but I don't.

It's annoying as fuck.

I think it's really sad if, like, you're

gonna

You're gonna make everyone suffer around

you because you get upset over this tiny,

insignificant, pointless thing?

I just don't get it.

I can't stand people who get mad over

stupid things.

Like Sunny was doing it too.

Sunny would get mad as well over really

dumb stuff, like the way I say okay,

because I say sometimes I say okay, like,

okay, like that.

What's wrong with that?

Imagine getting angry at the way someone

says okay.

Anger.

Anger is such an annoying emotion, isn't

it?

Wouldn't it just be nice if people didn't

get angry anymore?

I don't have the patience to put up with

this, getting

people getting angry at me over stupid

things.

Shut the fuck up.

I mean, I do rant about silly things, but

I'm not that angry about it.

And it's not like me ranting about it

affects that thing or them,

because I mean, unless they watch the

stream, that is.

She feels alone, that's why she's angry.

Well, if she keeps getting angry at

people, then she's gonna be alone.

'Cause I don't wanna be around her.

I have very little tolerance for it.

If you make me feel bad, then I just— I

won't really wanna see you anymore.

You took back Sunny 4 times.

Yeah, but no more.

Never again.

It's over.

No more cereal.

I don't need it.

Seriously, fucking that sex doll is almost

as good as real sex.

It's so realistic, like the way it— it's

like vacuum sucking your dick into it.

It's basically the same as the real thing,

and it's got a willy.

Best of both worlds.

I just wish it had a bum.

It has no bum.

It looks like it's been amputated from

the hips down.

There's like no backside either.

When I save up some money, maybe I'll get

a better one

with a bum.

I miss my old one.

That one was nice, the woman one with the

big hips and the boobs,

because I like grabbing onto the hips when

I'm thrusting, but this one doesn't really

have any hips.

I want a woman's body but with a dick.

That'd be hot.

But with like a fully formed bum, not

sliced off at the back.

But that would cost probably a couple

hundred to get a good one.

I don't have the funds for that yet.

You're so close to being totally alone.

I already feel totally alone.

I'm already there.

The only way I don't feel alone is

sometimes my sister messages me.

And then we talk for like 1 minute.

But apart from that, I'm basically

completely alone.

It's not that bad.

I think people are very scared of the idea

of being totally alone, but it's honestly

not too bad, I guess.

Yeah, I got my YouTube, got my community.

I mean, it was nice when you had a proper

family and did stuff together and a

girlfriend and you know, had things to do,

like go travel somewhere, go to a

restaurant.

There's things that are unlocked when you

have people to do them with.

But when you're alone, you don't really

feel like you want to do it.

I don't want to go to a restaurant alone.

I don't want to go to the beach alone.

I don't want to go— I don't really want to

go outside at all, really.

I'll just sit in the garden.

I'll just sit in the garden, pluck some

weeds, do my laundry.

But I do miss, um, like having events,

like a trip somewhere.

I know you can do it alone, but it just

feels pointless.

I went to the cinema a few times alone

because I lived opposite the cinema in

Manchester.

Yeah, I guess it's nice.

I feel like it's pointless going to the

cinema with someone anyway because you

can't talk, and then after it ends You get

up and then you're like, yeah, that was

pretty good.

Yeah, yeah.

What did you think of it?

And I'd be thinking, that was shit.

That was so boring.

No, I don't like going.

I don't really like going to the cinema.

You can't pause it.

You can't go to the toilet.

You're not supposed to check your phone,

especially if you got someone behind you

or near you.

It's annoying.

And the screen is too bright, especially

when it goes from a dark scene to a very

bright scene.

It's like flashbang.

And then sometimes the sound is too loud

and I don't like it.

Vibrates everything.

Yeah, I hate it when they flashbang you.

I'm not a massive fan of the cinema.

You know, the thing I look forward to most

at the cinema is probably the food, like

getting a hot dog and the popcorn.

I'd rather watch movies at home if I was

gonna watch it.

I'm thinking I, um, I start putting some

big money into my day trading account

tomorrow.

I'm thinking £100.

So basically what I want to do is

I want to be able to take trades where it

would only take about 2 trades to be able

to make the money that I've paid for

Traveling Trader's Discord.

Otherwise, what am I doing?

But I'm going to be very strict about it.

Like, I only take the trades that he

takes.

I don't hold overnight.

I don't make random potshots.

I just— I don't know.

I want to say I can do it.

But it's hard.

I hope you realize that you weren't fired

explicitly because of the Amazon videos.

They just used that as justification as

they wouldn't have to prove half of the

misconduct you admitted to on stream.

That makes no sense.

They don't need to prove that I've done

anything to fire me.

I mean, look at the app, look at the

reviews.

Half of them are saying he didn't ring the

doorbell, he just left it in the door

thingy.

That's proof enough, isn't it?

The companies don't need proof to fire

you.

If they want to fire you, they just fire

you.

Especially if you have a bad image and

then they just don't want to deal with it,

so they just get rid of you.

'Cause it'll make them look bad, won't it?

Keep it a secret where you work next time.

Well, I did, and then I got banned, and

then I was like, I'm just gonna tell you

guys I worked at Every.

And then they unbanned me, and then they

banned me again.

I don't— I mean, they banned me the first

time and I didn't say where I worked, did

I?

Because people assumed, but they didn't

know for sure that I worked at Every.

But I got banned

before I said what I was doing.

I mean, I already said I was delivering

parcels,

so it's not like

I didn't keep it a secret.

I was keeping it a secret and they still

banned me.

I thought they banned me because my

reviews were bad, not because of the

YouTube channel.

Maybe the second time I got banned was

because of the YouTube channel, I don't

know,

because the first time I got banned, I got

unbanned

and they didn't say anything about YouTube

channel.

Yes, I'm thinking if I put £100, I'd be

effectively trading with £2,000, 20 times

leverage, and then I'd be aiming for like

a 10% gain to make £10.

So I would need to win 7 trades to make

£70.

Or if I put £250 in and then I'm winning

£35 for a 10% move, then I would need 2

winning trades to make £75.

So yeah, £250 would be trading effectively

with £5,000,

and if the market moves half a percent,

then that would equate to a 10%, 11% gain

for me.

But I would have to be extremely careful.

I don't know if I'm

ready because I feel like if I just copied

2 of his trades, I would only need 2 wins

to make back what I made— to make back

what I paid for the Discord server.

Might— maybe I sell a bit of Ethereum, put

that into my day trading account.

Now market's going to crash tomorrow and

gold's going to go boom.

Every time the US credit rating has been

downgraded, market crashes

like 10%.

Why is my back itchy?

Well, if I got a new job, I guess I would

keep it a secret until I've made a couple

thousand pounds at least.

Because it would really suck if I got a

new job and then lost it straight away

before I made any money.

I want to at least make £2,000 and

possibly do some shenanigans and maybe

meet a girl at work.

And then get fired.

Oh, here we go again

with the bots.

I think it says 182.

Wait, let me refresh it.

It says

I don't know, are you seeing 180

or is it just me?

Yeah, so I mean, nothing happens with the

bots.

As soon as the stream ends, um, all the

views from the bots get removed straight

away as if it never happened.

Because I checked the analytics of the

botted streams that I didn't delete, and

they all got removed instantly.

So this guy is really just wasting his

money.

YouTube knows that they're not real views,

they just remove them automatically.

Sell everything now.

How can I sell now when the market's

closed?

Yeah, they're botting me again.

When are they gonna give up with this?

I'd say give it a week and they'll get fed

up.

Are there any consequences?

So far, no.

The streams get autocorrected for the

correct amount of views.

The people doing it seem to think that I'm

going to get in trouble

when it's not even me doing it.

If it was that easy, then you— I mean, why

doesn't Dave2D just like spend a million

dollars on bots and then eliminate Marques

Brownlee so then he can be the number one

tech reviewer.

Imagine thinking that's all you have to do

to erase the competition.

That's so stupid.

Now, I'm pretty sure there's a lot of

powerful rich people who hate Ben Shapiro

or Hasan or Asmongold.

Why don't they just like get their

channels removed then if it's that easy?

I have the most retarded haters in the

whole world.

I wonder why it's taking them so long to

do it though.

You think like, I don't know, 5 years ago

they might have done this.

Did they just think of it?

Bit slow, aren't they?

This is annoying because I'd like to see

what the actual viewership number is, but

now I have no idea.

Hmm, I'm hungry.

It's an 87.

Maybe I'll make the pizza soon.

I'll show you my dough.

It's $2.90 to buy— what, how many?

Not many today.

300.

Maybe they're running out of money.

There's so much cat shit in my garden.

I just noticed there's like 3 or 4 bits,

different poos.

That's why the cats keep coming to my

garden.

Shut up, there is sound.

You're fucking banned again.

This time permanent ban.

You say no sound one more time, you're

fucking banned.

No, you're already banned.

There's no sound because I'm not talking,

idiot.

Of course there's no sound.

My lips are not moving,

fucking moron.

No, I'm like this

and he goes no sound.

No fucking shit.

What, you think I'm a ventriloquist?

Of course if I'm not moving my lips, it

means I'm not talking, fucking moron.

Jesus fucking Christ.

No sound.

Shut the fuck up.

I can see the audio level moving up and

down.

Of course there's sound.

Why would there be no sound?

There's no sounds because I'm not saying

anything.

I already gave him a timeout before for

being annoying, so then he comes back and

then he's annoying again.

Perma-ban.

Maybe I'll unban if I feel generous,

but not feeling very generous at the

moment.

Yeah, I might make the pizza.

I don't know what to talk about, to be

honest.

Got nothing to talk about.

340 watching now.

No, they must be fake.

Why would there be 340 watching me just

sit here not saying anything?

Yeah, I got no content.

Really?

That's why I hate the weekend, because

nothing happens.

Money doesn't change, markets don't move,

nothing happens over the weekend.

You don't get any emails from anything

important.

Boring.

Look, nothing.

Goddamn notifications keep popping up.

Oh, Crypt messaged me.

How you been?

Not bad.

Have you been busy with your job?

I thought I'd make a pizza and have an

MRE.

Crypt is a fan of EDK.

Hmm.

Should I confront her about it?

I heard you supporting EDK.

Is this true?

Gonna press her.

Very disappointing.

I'd be very concerned about anyone who

actually likes EDK.

Maybe

I

start making the pizza.

Oh Lord.

Testing.

Oh, Trap and Trader made a new video.

This is hands down one of the best ways of

starting an online business.

I am of course— shut up.

Yeah, I didn't do anything to the house

today.

Same as yesterday, really.

Oh, it's the cat!

It's the Mr.

Meow Meow.

He's a thick black one.

You

wanna come in?

He came in, he went out again.

He came in, he went straight back out.

Where's he gone?

He looks old.

He's got a little white hair.

Oh wow, thanks.

Pre-death lobby.

Canadian dollars.

I've got a lot of Canadian viewers, it

seems.

So generous.

Oh look,

he's having a little snooze.

I don't understand.

Is it mad?

Why is it flipping its tail?

He doesn't like me.

He was purring when I stroked him, but

he's like flipping his tail about a lot.

Means he's happy.

No, cats do that when they're kind of

annoyed, but he looks relaxed.

I think it's a girl.

Got a lot of nipples.

Well, I've never seen a girl black cat.

Usually black cats are males, aren't they?

Oh no,

it's definitely kind of old because it's

got a lot of white hair.

Bonbon,

he definitely struggles jumping up that

fence.

The other cat has no problems.

I don't know, I've never seen a female

black cat.

Have you?

Because I had a black cat, but he was a

boy, so now I think all black cats are

boys.

I had a black and white cat, and that was

a girl.

Yeah, he's probably like, um, 15-ish.

I can see all the white hairs on its back.

But he doesn't look so old that he's

losing weight.

He looks quite healthy, the weight.

Just going a bit grey.

How many cats have I counted?

3.

There's the black one, that skinny-looking

hunter cat, and then there's that other

one that sits in front of my door, but

that one always runs away from me.

The other 2 let me stroke it.

I want the big fat ginger cat.

They're cute.

I

like a Pushkin kind of cat.

Long hair,

big build.

Oh,

I still got the pasta.

Damn it,

I can't make the pizza because the pasta

needs to be eaten.

Hmm, I can show you my bow.

I made dough.

Damn, I wanted to make a pizza.

What if I made pizza and pasta?

Could do.

And then for sauce, I could use one of the

MREs.

Chicken with pasta.

That already has pasta in it.

Bulgur wheat in tomato sauce.

What is that?

Um, bean and pasta salad.

This already has pasta though.

I'll go with the bulgur because that's got

tomato sauce.

Which should be good with the pasta, and

then we'll make pizza.

Okay, so first I just want to get this

out.

Let's have a look at it.

See what we're dealing with.

Yeah, it looks like a tomato-based

mixture.

It would go good with the pasta, actually.

Yeah, so I'm gonna put that aside.

I'm gonna make the pizza dough.

I

need a rolling pin.

Stretch it.

Making the pizza dough.

It

actually is like a pie pastry.

It reminds me when I was in Thailand

making the pies.

Now it's much easier to manipulate when

it's been refrigerated.

Yeah, it's way more rubbery now, not so

flimsy.

Can I do the thing?

Does that actually— that didn't work.

I don't understand why they do that to

make pizza.

So I'm thinking I fry it in the pan first

because if I just put it in the air fryer,

I don't know how it's going to cook.

Okay.

That's pizza.

So I think I'll just cook it in the pan

and then put the tomato sauce and cheese

on top and then finish it off in the air

fryer.

Pretty good.

I made it earlier for lunch.

It was actually really nice, but I had it

with an egg.

Missed the part where he washed the

counter.

I missed the part where that's my problem.

Gonna cry.

We're having Italian today, pizza and

pasta.

Yeah, refrigerating the dough definitely

makes it easier.

We built this shit.

Raw and raw.

I don't know what it would be like if I

cooked it in the air fryer.

Oh yeah, look at the air fryer, it's nice

and clean.

It was so gross.

Yeah, maybe next time I'll try make

noodles.

I can just cut it into strips, thin

strips, and then boil it.

I hate how the oil just sticks around the

outside of the pan, not the middle bit.

No, I'm not viewbotting.

Some idiot troll is doing it thinking I'm

gonna get in trouble for it.

It's been doing it for like a week now.

It is not me.

Where's the fried rice?

Cook the peas.

Why do I think it's just one person?

Um, why would I not think it's just one

person?

It could be all the haters pooling their

money together for all I know.

Lots of sad losers.

Sounds like you're one of them.

Yeah, it costs money to bot, so they're

spending money to do this to try and get

me in trouble.

Pathetic.

Okay, you're banned, Janimal.

Go enjoy buying some more bots with your

mum's pocket money, stupid fucking little

fuckface.

Why is it making that