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that, probably moving to 500. You get below here, might get a little nasty. So yeah, certainly one to watch at the moment in the upwards trend. Semiconductors bucked the trend of the sell. Now that was the biggest vol— this is volatility. It's starting to come into the most important market, testing 0.88%, and goes back up pretty much

the same thing. So this is a fairly large move, something of course we're watching very closely because you can see here that Nvidia is also rallying. So Nvidia putting in a good day yesterday, I thought, as well. So that's kind of pointing towards that $200 target that we've got on at the moment, maybe even higher if we,

uh, keep, keep going ballistic. And there's clearly so many, uh, different things going on, but generally speaking, it is bullish. There's vol though in semiconductors because otherwise we wouldn't see those big moves. And obviously we continue to look at MAGS because yes, it's coiling. Yes, the trend is up, so you've got to think it's— trend is up.

What happens if we lose this level? All of a sudden, the key sector, maybe even semiconductors at the same time, is starting to lose some of that shine, and that's going to be a bit of an issue. NASDAQ popped in a new high, so no changes there. The Russell 2000 popped in close to a new high, so

again, closely. And with Bitcoin, it is still having a great week. Good close on it. So although it's struggling with these all-time high levels because I think options are floating all over it, remember, if we get through here, then we could start to pump. And to me, pullbacks probably meant by bull demand at this stage. Alt markets

looking more interesting. It's going to follow similar to other cycles. We'll talk about that soon on the show and go into a deep dive of it. But remember, if alts go, it's not a lot. So it's usually a pretty short and sharp kind of move as everyone goes hyperbolic. That's another thing I'm looking for— tokenization. I'm looking

for the cryptoverse to show us a bubble, like really going euphoric, and we just haven't seen it yet. I know you think you have, but we've seen enough of these to know how they usually go. And it's generally someone walking around with a picture of a dog on their shirt and a dog cap, and then they're like,

you know, they had a And then they've got like, you know, some diamond teeth or something. And when that happens, then you know you're at the high. But we need to see dog cap, dog shirt, diamond teeth. Until we get that, guys, I don't know if we're actually at the top. All right. So if you enjoyed today's

video, remember to subscribe. Hopefully soon we get some economic data, but we're probably not going to see that just yet. And if you want to find out more about how we do replicatable things such as China, such as, of course, what we've done on the metals and gold, particularly years ago, and even stocks, semiconductors, how we track

all of those things and find the right sectors for the right times. Check out our advanced course, Day Trading Masterclass. We'll get you pinpoint accuracy as well. It's really awesome stuff. And of course, follow us over on X. I really appreciate you guys sharing stuff as well with me. It's always good for the show, helps me find

things that maybe I don't even see.

Okay, got a very busy day.

There was a £50 delivery. Someone took it. It must be— how can it be paying so much just for a couple bottles of alcohol? It's only 40 minutes away as well.

I thought, is it a glitch?

Okay, I have a very important task to do today.

Okay, so anything— so after that,

then

So after that happened

So seems like on YouTube

every livestream has the transcription.

There's a very specific thing I said that I need to find.

Thank God they have this transcription thing.

So basically what I'm going to do is I have to go through every single stream looking for a very particular phrase.

Oh God, good thing

I didn't delete the streams.

Transcripts.

Okay, Ctrl+F. Right, so what's the thing I said?

Well, it's time for some investigative work. Investigative. I think I need to put it in.

I think maybe—

oh God, I need toilet. Shitting fuck.

I'm back. I had explosive diarrhea. I bet it was those hot dogs.

Okay, so very specific thing that I said.

I don't think it's this one.

I don't know why when I press the D button it makes a noise.

Only that one. It's weird. Okay, so it's not that one.

Next one.

No, it wouldn't have been in February.

Would have been

This transcription thing's amazing.

No, it's

not that

one. I'm searching through all the streams. On YouTube looking for very particular phrase I've said.

And let me update my savings. Okay, so

stocks and shares ISA is at £5818.

CFD accounts at 366.

Incoming kick money for today is 577.

Current kick balance is

191.

Crypto money, £41. Ah, I'm £7 away from £7,000.

Do I not have any money elsewhere?

£699.3.

Actually, I might have some money on OnlyFans. I haven't checked it in a while.

Come on, why is it taking so long?

Oh damn, I got $3.55. $85.

What's $85 in pounds?

Um.

£63. Nice. Yay, I'm at 7,000. 7,056. Oh, that looks nice. Yeah, well, it's going to go back down to 6,500 in approximately

6 hours and 32 minutes because I'll get my Kick money, it will go straight into overdraft paying off the overdraft. My overdraft is actually at £1,000 now.

The Kick money will instantly be removed from the savings, taking me back down to £6,500. And then overdraft will be cut in half.

But that £7,000, I shall enjoy it for the 6 hours proceeding.

Yeah, and I got about £20 cash. Add that, add that to the number.

Okay, onwards with my search.

It really sucks I lost all the footage from the 56-hour stream.

I don't know if I said it in that one.

No, not that one.

I don't need ChatGPT to search it. I just do Ctrl+F and I type in the thing I said that I'm looking for.

If only I could just copy and paste all the links and then say scan all these live streams.

Can it do that? Because I won't manually go through one by one.

Where's Rune when you need him?

What's the AI thing Rune uses to, uh, what does he do? He like analyzes my streams with an AI and the AI creates a summary.

What is that?

I said, I said the word feel 81 times.

Hate 19 times.

Idiot 4 times. Stupid 17 times. Fuck. I said fuck 1 time. Damn, I was way less angry on the YouTube streams. I said like 420 times. Jesus,

I said like 420 times in a 5-hour stream.

Yeah, I'm really lucky because the thing I'm looking for is in the YouTube streams.

I don't think Kick does a transcription thing.

Really bloody lucky.

I said the word it 1,113 times.

Yeah, but when I have to download the whole stream and then upload it to some AI site or Or I could just put the link. Don't know if I need to upload the whole stream. Trying to download and upload a 12 to 14 hour long video is a nightmare with my internet speed.

Pretty sure the one word I used in the phrase was cared.

If I just type cared

But it's also coming up with scared. I put match case, match whole word. I don't— I only said cared once. Okay, it's not this one then.

Yeah, if I just start from the bottom maybe

and do every single one, it's gonna take ages.

This is why I would not want to be like an investigator.

Imagine you have to comb through

how many thousands of hours of evidence.

No, no.

Oh, it's gonna feel so good when I find it though.

What does CoFit do?

Ah, there's so many damn live streams though. It's not just one stream.

I don't remember when I said it. I think it might have been

It must have been

after March.

Da da da da da.

House money and YouTube. What about stocks? Because I talk about that a lot.

It's funny how much effort I put into the cooking back then.

I made like beer-battered

Fried broccoli.

I haven't done any cooking in ages. I just heat stuff up now, put it in the air fryer.

It's gonna take forever, isn't it?

Oh,

never left pain.

I must enter my memory palace. The memory is in there somewhere.

Why does it make that noise when I type? It's really annoying.

Okay, what else?

I'm wearing the same jumper every stream.

I think I have seen my mum have the Bombay Bad Boy pot noodle. I don't know why she thinks I like that. I like beef and tomato. She always says, I got you a pot noodle, and it's always fucking Bombay Bad Boy. I hate spicy food.

No, I don't play Rainbow Six. What am I doing? I'm looking for a very specific phrase that I uttered

somewhere between March and possibly May.

I can't say what the phrase is.

This is very important.

I remember saying it. Ah, when did I say it?

Who wants a job? I'll pay you $100.

I'll send you all the links of the streams and what to look for. No, how about I pay you if you find— no, I'll pay you $50 and then an extra $100 if you find it.

Well, I could just do it myself and save $150.

Yeah, where the fuck is Rune? He's always spamming those AI summary things.

He might actually have a use for once instead of being annoying.

Damn, my hair was long. Oh, what? When was that?

April. I let my hair get really long at some points.

It looks funny.

Tamam, kolay gelsin. Sağ olasın.

Damn, my hair is looking good today.

It looks roughish. It looks awful.

Okay, short break.

Oh, oh.

嗯。

Uh, I'm worried I said it. In the 3-day stream where the footage is all lost.

I'm not sure if I said it more than one time.

Remember I moved all the furniture into the conservatory and then moved it all back out again? And remember I moved all the furniture here and I put the projector up and then I moved it all back again within 5 minutes of opening the projector? More.

Yeah, the projector sucked.

I had this image in my mind that I'll make this big screen on the wall and watch movies and play games on it.

I had no idea it would look so washed out. I had no idea the projector would be so noisy.

The Wemus.

Let's get a

TV.

I hate the way you have to shut all the curtains and make the room all dark.

I don't want to sit in a pitch black room.

Maybe I said it in June.

Andiamo.

We need that music.

Oh, this is not the music I was thinking of.

No, not this music.

Yeah, this one.

This is the one.

Hardcore investigating.

It's getting kind of repetitive.

No, it's not helping. Just the same thing over and over again. Okay, no music then.

You don't know the music? It's from Death Note when Kira is pretending to study but he's got a little TV in his packet of crisps, and then he's like, I'm gonna take a potato chip.

Should

we do a prediction?

Yeah, I can't be bothered.

I was gonna say, should we do a prediction saying, will I find what I'm looking for?

I will spend all day long— I will search through every single livestream until I find it.

Also, why is there no stock of iPhone 17?

Look, iPhone 17 out of stock. iPhone 17 Pro but 1TB 1500 version is available.

iPhone 17 256GB out of stock.

Purple out of stock, blue out of stock, white out of stock, green out of stock. It's all out of stock.

The iPhone 17 Pro out of stock.

Oh, there's a used one. Saturday 11th.

I want Pro Max.

Why? I need the best phone. I need best battery life, zoom, and wide

angle with A19 Pro chip. I need it.

I'd probably get it in white. White might be nice.

I got fired from my job. I got my job back. I got fired again.

I can't believe they did that. I can't believe they banned me and then unbanned me for 4 days and then banned me again. Bunch of dicks. Stupid Ifri.

Mama.

I'm not sending the flip, I'm using it.

Oh God, this is gonna take ages. I don't even know if I can find it because if it's in that stream where it was 3 days and all the footage gone, I might be looking for something that doesn't even exist.

Or I might have said it way later, like May or June.

It's very important that I find it.

Oh, oh.

Where everyone tuning in from,

guys?

I'm cold.

I wonder if it's on the subreddit.

I don't think it's something they would have clipped.

Oh, I love this jumper. This is so cozy. What am I looking for? I'm looking for a very specific phrase that I said in a live stream on YouTube.

Thank God YouTube has a transcription thing. I just Ctrl+F and I search for it.

Ah, what if I said it on Kick? I don't think I would have said it on Kick. Kick was much later.

Hey guys, where's everyone tuning in from today?

Wow, really amazing.

Okay, what's the new phrase then?

Getting hungry.

What's everyone having for dinner, guys?

Yeah, Pineapple was the code name for Actually, here we are.

Broke and starving. Life is getting worse.

Hmm, starting to feel like I won't be able to find it.

I found the one where I banned Poppy because she said EDK is funny. I timed her out for one day. She never came back.

Uh, one dedicated viewer lost forever.

Oh God.

I appreciate all my viewers. All 195 of my fans, love you so much.

Oh God, I don't know if I can find this. I've gone through like 30 streams.

Imagine I said it on a Kick stream and I'm not even looking in the right place.

Oh,

my

Rubik's Cube is coming. Between 12 and 3.

I can't wait to get my Rubik's Cube, then it will look like I'm doing something.

That's my genius tactic.

What time is it?

12. Damn, time goes much faster when you actually do stuff.

Oh, ouch. I'm just checking the same streams I've already checked now.

Gotta be thorough.

I might have garlic bread and bacon for lunch.

Enlighten the audience about what?

About the teachings of Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior.

I've already checked through these ones. Okay.

Over

April.

I find it weird how one day you feel like a situation is hopeless and you don't know what the correct thing to do is, and then you just sleep and wake up the next day and things become clearer.

Like you see things in a different light almost and think, well, um, I guess

After you've had a good sleep.

No, I checked these already.

Maybe there is a transcript on the 3-day one.

No, there's not. Damn it. I don't think it would have been that one anyway.

I thought I nearly found it.

好。

It's snow.

I think I'm getting closer. If I use the word spam.

No,

no,

no,

no, no, no.

I mean, this one might be useful actually.

And so what I do is I rename the title of it to

this so I know how to find it again later.

Okay, right, it's not exactly what I was looking for, but

Oh, okay, making a bit of progress.

啊，嗯。

Actually, this phrase is pretty good.

I'll save this one too.

Yeah, I wonder what happened to the boomerang. I could never find it.

I'm so stupid.

Where everyone tuning in from, guys?

I can't believe 2025 is almost over.

We're in October. That's insane. What a year.

I think this must have been One of the great— I'd say it's like top 5, one of the craziest years I've ever had,

and it's not over yet.

You people think my life got boring. Oh my God. I wish.

Hmm, I don't even recognize myself in these old streams anymore. I just feel like that Daniel doesn't exist anymore. It's weird.

No, it was only a couple months ago I was still like that, and now I have changed.

I don't know if I can find the thing I'm looking for.

I found something close to that.

And like, that was insane.

The stream when I was making the bed was good.

When was that?

It took me ages to make that bed,

and it was so noisy when I first got on it. The creaking. It doesn't creak anymore.

Making all that IKEA furniture was a pain in the backside.

The screwdriver and the cork bottle, that's good.

Oh, this could be good.

Save that one.

Okay, this kid gonna put me on the naughty step.

Depends how much they care about,

uh, periods of

Silence.

I don't even know why they care. I mean, you guys don't care.

At the end of the day, isn't that what matters? What if the viewers like it or not? Viewers still here, aren't they? So they must be liking something.

And I'll take my viewership elsewhere then.

I don't know if it was a silence thing. It was more of the,

um, being visible.

I'm looking at transcripts on my old streams. For a certain phrase I said.

It's very important I find it.

Okay.

I think I'm done searching for today. I found 3 bits.

Ah, I might try again tomorrow.

Give it a rest.

I just had this brainwave last night to search for it.

I thought I'd be able to find it quickly, but it's being tricky.

Can't really talk about it.

Okay.

Make some lunch.

It must be dry by now. It's been like 4 days.

Yeah, it's dry.

Okay, okay, morning job done.

Garlic bread, bacon.

Oh God, I've got pork in there that's like 2 weeks old from my mum's house that I didn't eat.

I can't believe I've been here for 10 months.

Not long until I've been here for a year.

Summer's gone,

winter days. It's hard to resist not putting the heater on,

costing me like 20 pence an hour.

Oh, but is it worth suffering? I don't know. Let's put it on.

嗯， 热 油 热 油。

好， 爆 烤， 爆 烤， 爆 烤， 爆 烤。 诶。

I'm making a lot of money now, so financially I'm quite happy at the moment.

But I'm not happy with my, uh, day trade. I can't believe how much the market is ripping. It's insane. It's not good to be in shorts, but I don't want to realize a £400 loss. I'd have £400 more if I didn't fucking try and short the fucking market.

No, my kicking comes pretty good now.

Pretty happy with that,

but I'm not happy with my shorts. That's like my main source of unhappiness. This right now. So the stupid market won't tank. And they kept saying, oh, September and October, bad days, bad months for the market, but it keeps going up.

I got a letter.

Says, dear homeowner, it's been 5 years in your home. We bet your life is different now to when you first moved in. Oh, so they bought this house 5 years ago. The 5-year happy anniversary.

It's just about house prices in the area.

This

Animal welfare.

Bin. Exhausted animals working on Marley's rubbish dumps resort to eating dirty rags. Please help them today. Save the Donkeys. Who's going to save me? Jesus.

Jesus, save me.

I'm at £7,000 savings, guys. Amazing work. I'd like to thank my mum and my sister and my viewers

for blessing me with this bounty.

But I'll be back down to 6,500 in approximately 4 hours and 20 minutes. But then next week I'll be back up to 7K plus. Lock it in,

lock it in, in it, lock.

I'd like to thank all my new viewers patiently waiting for 1 month until they can chat.

Thank you for bearing with us as we filter out trolls.

Once you have waited, you'll be fully incorporated into the fam.

Very generous of your viewership. Thank you so much.

Can't wait to start chatting with you all.

Oh, getting toasty in here now.

They're the best new viewers anyone could ask for.

You know what the best viewer is? Ones that don't say anything and don't complain and don't leave no matter what I do.

Imagine watching a livestream and complaining about it being boring. Like, what'd you expect? Go watch a movie then. Go watch Die Hard. Of course it's boring. Some guy with a selfie stick, amateur. What are you gonna expect, Hollywood production quality?

I don't know what people's expectations are when they watch a stream. What, you think it's gonna be like jumping off rooftops, fighting off ninjas,

4K max pro resolution? Some guy with his phone. Of course it's gonna be boring.

What kind of streams you're expecting?

I hate these stupid buttons. I wish they just had physical buttons. I hate these touchscreen buttons.

Ah,

nice and warm now.

Oh, you got that winter feeling, like winter, I mean Christmas kind of atmosphere. Bacon and garlic bread and hash brownie.

Beautiful. Just missing an egg. I forgot.

I've been having hot dogs for dinner

because I bought a jar of sausages,

so I had to eat them every day. The problem is You only get 6 rolls of hot dog buns in the packet, but you get 8 hot dogs, so you end up with 2 extra sausages.

Yeah, I got a Rustler in the fridge for emergencies.

嗯。

Have you seen that House of Guinness Netflix series? It's really good. I watched the whole thing.

There's so much drama and it's all true.

It makes me think they should do like House of Asahi, Japanese version of the beer company.

I wonder what kind of drama there was.

I highly recommend House of Guinness.

It's only one season, it's only about 8 episodes, not long.

The acting's really good. The actors, I've never seen any of them before. Apart from

one.

I want to buy a bottle of Guinness.

See if I like it.

I feel like when you know the origin story of the company and the people behind it, makes the product seem cooler. Whereas before I thought, uh, Guinness, it's like that horrible beer like Foster's or Carlsberg,

but now it's like famous.

Yeah, maybe it's back in fashion because of that Netflix series.

Delicious.

Mmm, bacon and garlic bread, really nice.

I'd rate it 6.2 out of 10.

Really hit the spot after my morning of investigation, investigative work.

I find it crazy they used to have to import ice from Greenland because they didn't have refrigerators yet.

I didn't find quite what I was looking for, but I found a few bits.

That are kind of related.

It's already 1 o'clock. Damn, today's flying.

Got any bee liveries?

Nope.

Gotta be in the frame. This one. Okay,

I'm in the frame, guys.

I

can't see the chat.

Booty filter on.

Where everyone tuning in from today, guys?

Hello, TB, where are you tuning in from today, guys?

Uh, people in the stupid rules.

What are you having for din din, Rio Hazuki? One Stream up to your liking.

I keep getting pimples here.

It's really annoying. I've got another one. These ones just healed and now I've got another one there.

I swear I get them more on this side than that side. Am I touching my face or something?

Yeah, I have been a bit stressed out.

Life's been bumpy. Let's just say

I

wanted to get diagnosed for autism, but they charge £1,800 for diagnosis. It's crazy.

Yeah, well, unfortunately, TB, I have to give up that part of me.

I once embraced oversharing, and now I must embrace discretion.

It's adapt or die, evolve or go extinct.

You just can't overshare anymore in this day and age.

I have to fix my hair.

Well, isn't that what oversharing means? It means being very transparent.

Did you know the Federal Reserve doesn't have any reserves and it's not federal?

It's like koala bear is not a bear

and it doesn't koala.

The Federal Reserve is basically a cartel of top bankers. That control the monetary policy through the Fed chairman and his members. So basically

the big banks are controlling monetary policy. That's insane.

It's corrupt, isn't it?

Like Chairman Powell just

being pulled. He's like a puppet on strings, basically being manipulated by Jamie Dimon, Goldman Sachs guy.

Maybe Trump's right and they should abolish it.

Did you know JP Morgan was the biggest investor in the Titanic?

And there were some very rich and influential people on the Titanic that died when it sank that were enemies of JP Morgan. Coincidence? I think not.

Apparently J.P. Morgan had tickets for Titanic, but he changed his mind last minute.

There were some very rich Jewish people on that ship, one of the richest families in the world at the time.

The head of that family— I forgot the name, something like something Stein.

We live in a dangerous world. Trust no one.

Wasn't like Grubenstein, one of the richest families next to Rothschild and Morgan. JP Morgan was like the richest man in the world at the time.

Money speaks. It's all about money.

Us poor people have to, um, watch our backs.

I'm getting paid in 4 hours.

I made about £580

last week.

嗯。

嗯。

Garlic breath.

Nice.

Ah,

check the market. Come on, market, tank.

When's Powell speaking?

嗯。

8:30 AM, orange impact. Fed Chair Powell speaks today, and then Friday you got prelim inflation expectations tomorrow.

Uh, all iPhone 17s out of stock. Should I get a pink one? All out of stock. Insane.

Any secondhand ones?

Magic Chromatic. Wow,

secondhand. 780 pounds.

Green.

Even on the Apple Store, it's unavailable. I have to go to Southampton Apple Store to get it.

It came out a month ago. How is it still out of stock?

I want the Pro Max.

Do road trip to Southampton.

I have a feeling today is going to go very quickly.

Yesterday I was not feeling good.

I'm feeling a lot better today.

No, I can't put you on the fireplace. My face must be in the frame visible at all times.

Yeah, I was feeling rotten yesterday,

like my whole world was collapsing.

Now I feel like there's hope.

I'll unban Mummy if she agrees, or if he agrees to behave.

What was the username? 001.

No, no, it's 000. How many mummies are there?

Mommy. Can't even spell mummy right.

No, I don't know about MM Mmono TRPG or If you do, they just never listen. I keep warning them.

Oh, Mommy, you're back.

Please don't make me bang again. I don't want to.

I wanna

I'm so stupid, I have to type in my postcode in a certain way. What do you mean enter valid zip? Oh, this is the American Apple Store.

How many fucking times you asked me to sign in?

Available November,

but I want it now.

Pick up from the Co-op delivers 3rd of November. Why do you have to wait so long to get the Pro Max model?

You always gotta wait months after the initial release until you can actually get it.

The Apple Store is so annoying.

Apple Princess Hay, or is that Exeter?

£1,400.

It's just so hard to get your hands on

a Pro Max. Brighton, Bristol, Exeter, they have the 17 Pro Max 512GB Deep Blue model.

What about white?

Oh, they, uh, Brighton.

They got the white model in Brighton and the blue model in Exeter.

I don't want it then.

iPhone 17 Pro, it's all out of stock on Amazon.

Oh, they got a used one.

1,077. Uh, iPhone Pro 17, 256GB Deep Blue. Can get it on Saturday.

Um, what's different iPhone 17 Pro and Pro Max?

Uh, slightly bigger display. It's got a slightly bigger battery.

Both have same chip, same RAM, same cameras, and the only difference is it's got more battery and a bigger screen.

Difference between 17 Pro and 17.

It's got triple camera system,

Pro chip.

Plus vapor chamber, faster graphics.

Uh, it's got a—

what time zoom is the opt Record camera.

5 times in.

I'm up £380 on my gold, up £130 on Bitmine, up £20 on S&P 500, up £1.60 on financials, down £400. I'm down £440 on my short. So basically, um, Slightly up overall. I'm up 550 longs and down 440 shorts,

so I'm only up 100.

嗯。

Wait,

so you're telling me that I could use WhatsApp on a different phone without moving the SIM card?

Really? How'd you do

that?

Hmm, I'm gonna try it now.

Oh,

I've got bits of garlic bread stuck in my teeth. It stinks.

Oh, no way! I did not know you could do that.

No way.

Interesting,

very interesting.

I might go back to S10 Plus then for streaming.

Where everyone tuning?

Guys?

Guys?

Deep blue or white for the 17 Pro?

White's pretty nice. £1,500.

Where's finance? How can I get financing?

But 4 years,

damn. All the financing plans have 20% APR, £40 a month. For 4 years.

That's

tempting.

Total cost, 2,100.

Oh, I shouldn't.

I made £40 in a couple hours.

Nah.

What do

you mean my camera's dying?

Looks fine to me. I think your phone's dying.

Maybe you need an iPhone 17 Pro Max.

Yeah, yeah, Bobby's fine. I haven't used it.

What about Nothing Phone 3? That's 740.

Is that any good?

It's got a triple 50-megapixel rear camera.

I don't like the design. It looks nice from the side, but the back is too messy, too many circles. And squares.

I've got a long drive this weekend.

Don't ask where to, secret.

Yeah, there was a bee livery earlier, but I missed it. For some reason it was paying £50. For a 40-minute drive.

I wouldn't mind going for a drive, actually.

Well, I will be on the weekend.

Oh, there is one. Really?

Now?

£20. Where is it? They want a lasagna, beef lasagna, raspberry trifle, Roundtree's pick and mix pouch bag, beef stew, roast beef dinner. Uh, it's too hard. Can't they just ask for a bottle of beer? £20, 30 miles away.

What's a bisto roast beef dinner?

God, this phone's so slow. Tesco roast beef dinner, 400 grams. Oh, Bisto roast beef dinner ready, Sainsbury's.

They don't sell it at Tesco. I can't be bothered. That one's too annoying.

Can't be bothered for £19. Take me 2 hours, wouldn't it? It's like £10 an hour.

I don't mind doing it if it's easy, like one bottle of whiskey. But I'm not doing a whole shopping

for them.

Imagine wanting the ready meal roast beef dinner. Anyway, I, I had it from Tesco and it was disgusting. The microwave roast beef,

uh, microwave thing. Beef was terrible. It's Tastes like ham.

It was all soft, like it wasn't beefy. Tastes like that sandwich beef.

It's probably what they used to keep it cheap.

What

time is it? 1:42. Exercising before market open.

I can nearly stand on my arms.

I'll show you in 15 minutes.

My breath stinks of garlic and vaping's not making it go away.

There's nothing coming out.

Oh, is that my Amazon? My Rubik's Cube?

No, it's not. Oh, it is. You're next.

Here he comes.

Haha, look.

Look what I got. Oh, it's so tiny.

I thought they're supposed to be bigger than this.

It feels cheap and rubbish. It doesn't even click.

And it's got Chinese on it. Ah, I bought a shit one.

It's like £5. They're supposed to click when you twist it.

I thought this was the official one. Fucking hell.

I don't know, I just typed in Rubik's Cube and then they all look the same.

Rubik's Cube, the original. Oh, why didn't you tell me?

I got this Roxenda speedcube.

I am stuck with this shit unless I buy another one.

Yeah, of course I can solve it

easy.

See, look.

La neri, qual è?

I lost it. I don't get it.

I'll move

all the green ones.

Why did I buy a Rubik's Cube?

Um, so my stream isn't just me sitting here staring at nothing, so it looks like I'm doing something.

So it looks like I'm doing something, but I'm not really.

Fucking thing.

Yeah, now Kit can't say, oh, you're not doing anything. Uh, yeah, I

am doing your mum.

I don't get it. I move it in and then the other ones go out.

Anyway, I don't need it now. I need it when I don't know what to do.

To make it look like I'm doing something.

Amazon guy's still here. Maybe he's new.

Lost the parcel, probably in his van.

Do you remember the days when I used to do that? Went out grinding Amazon. I can't believe that was my life, rushing off to the depot.

I hated that job.

Not an easy job. You think, oh, it's easy, just deliver the parcel and then go to the next house. Yeah, but you gotta organize all the parcels so you can find them quickly. You've got to go to all these houses that you've never been to before. You don't understand, like, what roads are narrow, which roads are you

going to get stuck in, which driveways can you turn around in, which driveways are you going to go into and then get yelled at,

which houses have scary dogs. Some of the houses have, like, very hidden lanes.

Where is it safe to stop my car when there's no parking? Sometimes you just got to stop on the side of the road and block the road, put the hazards on.

It was not fun.

People can be such dicks on the road.

I've spent £1,570 this month already.

It's gonna be an expensive month.

I can get iPhone Pro 1TB white on 4-year finance plan, £40 a month.

But I want the Pro Max.

Why is there no Pro Maxes anywhere?

Oh, what time is it? 2 o'clock exercise. Watch this.

Are

you watching?

So first, what you want to do is you want to start pumping blood into the muscles to get them ready. Start tensing them like that.

Get the blood flowing.

You gotta prepare them for the weight they're gonna bear.

All right, watch this. Watch.

Oh, see that? That took months of work to be able to do that.

Ah, you can only do it once. And then you kind of run out of energy. After you've done it once, I can't do it again.

I can nearly get my legs up.

Hey, there you are.

No, I haven't tracked calories apart from when that idiot pug man kept saying that I eat less than 1,000 calories a day or something.

Pugman is such a prick.

Keeps trying to tell everyone I'm 5 foot 7. Not 5 foot 7.

5 foot 9.

And I'm not 37 years old, I'm 36. Why can't people get anything right?

I'm training the shoulder muscle by doing that. See, look, when you do that, you're training the shoulder bit, the trap and the shoulder. See, look,

can you see it?

It's the same muscle you use when you try and do the vertical handstand.

I'm up £385 on gold. Should I sell it? It's insane. I'm up 20%.

I think gold can go on another run to like £4,100, £4,200. Then I'll probably sell like 4,200. I think getting near the time where the trade is too crowded, people jumping onto it, which means it's about time to get off, get off the ride. When everyone else starts jumping on, that's when you get out. That's when it's

gonna crash.

Get in on max pain, get out on peak euphoria.

That's how the rich stay rich.

10.

One more today.

Gold is up. The iShares physical gold is up 50% this year. That's crazy.

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Ah,

done. Lastly, the worst part of the day.

So one part of the day I hate the most, but I have to do

it— my grapes.

18 minutes, mark everything.

Oh, it's very cold.

I think I like the green ones more than the red ones.

The red ones are sweeter, but

Hmm, the green ones have a cleaner, fresher feel and taste.

Yeah, I like the green ones.

I can't believe this is where wine comes from.

Would never have guessed it.

And raisins.

Make some tea, maybe.

Jasmine.

Ba bum bum bum, bum ba da bum bum bum bum.

I saw this video on YouTube. This guy was whistling, but he wasn't using his lips to whistle. It's called throat whistling. I don't know how you do it. It's like Mongolian throat singing, but you can do a whistle with your throat. It's

like— is that how you do it? It was on that talent show with Simon Cowell.

A guy was playing some Clint Eastwood movie theme tune. He was whistling, but his lips weren't like— his lips were

like— and it was coming out of his throat.

I don't know how they do Mongolian throat singing either. It's just like

I don't know how you

do it.

Hmm, pretty nice.

Where everyone tuning in from today, guys?

Wow, viewers not interacting with the streamer. Everyone banned.

All banned.

New customers can get £30 in bonuses and 33% with basis going down to about £417.50. So I'm a buyer on Tesla if we continue selling off. Uh, we're at £431 right now. If we continue selling off, I'm definitely looking at between £420 to £417 for a buy area. If for whatever reason we catch a bid, I'm looking

at resistance at on TSLA at yesterday's closing break. That closing break happens to be just south of $439, $438 and change. I'd be looking for resistance in and around that level. Uh, that's— those are my technical looks on Tesla since we've already kind of dropped below this $432 area, which was a low on the 7th. We obviously

breached that level yesterday. Again, I don't know how you see this, Joey, but I'm looking at $420 to about $478.

Yeah,

yeah, okay.

I don't even have the V Batman hair that, uh, Peter Maynard has, but no, I do. I've seen him pretty often everywhere. But no, in all seriousness, dude, I— we're only a couple— we're probably— I think it's around 10%, um, off of those previous All-Time Highs. I think eventually we will get there. There's a lot going on

there. Audio, um, cutting out constantly. All right, we'll keep that going. There are opportunities to be talking about this. It's only a matter of time. It's not if, just when. To the point that when, uh, Tesla is going to break through that pivot high, even though it looks like it's going from an intraday standpoint, it can— one

day it's hot, the next day it's not, right? So keep that cool. Yesterday's price action, I'm going to look for that repeat event and maybe have to be a little bit more patient in this name just in case there's some more sellers stepping in there, guys.

Still way to the upside here, whereas I thought I nailed that. But if you zoom out here a little bit, since July, this has been a lot of terror. I mean, we were at $0.186 in July. This thing's trading at $2.18 right now. Back to the upside here. I mean, it's still hard to see this as better

than expected under any point of view. Basically $0.

Where everyone tuning in from? Guys, that's great.

Lagging from a market cap scale, obviously, and price action scale, but you do have, I think, a little bit more volume story. I know in the past couple of months, I think going back to July, the volume has been on the upside here for a little bit of time. Yeah, no question about it, Bruno. And, uh, I

gotta make a couple of, uh, observations here. This $209.5 million, let's just say $210 million, that's a record net revenue for the company, and the CEO is kind of crediting the disciplined execution and the strategic vision. You're also seeing positive operating progress. They're really, they're really excited about the rescheduling of cannabis in the United States because that

fundamentally changes how the business can operate. You can't right now, if you're a marijuana company operating in the United States, offset your business expenses against your profits. You can't do that. Every other business can, which is insane to me. So this is going to fundamentally change, uh, their balance sheet. In addition, they're saying Europe, it's a shifting

regulatory landscape. They feel that they may get legalization, uh, in that continent sooner rather than later. So we'll be on the lookout for that. And Joey, they're really advancing what they're saying is a new formulation and delivery methods in medical and adult-use cannabis. And we know The medical cannabis game is a higher margin business than the recreational,

where every— there's a race to the bottom. I want to undercut you, you want to undercut me. But that's not the case when you're talking about medical cannabis. And they did not— you get the CBD oils, you have all the extracts within the marijuana business. We're all out of the iVape trade. There's another stab there on AMD

making a film. That one's not working out really nice. About 40 cents on that pop out there. Starting to come back in a little bit there, guys. But notice that as the candle is forming, you can see from the volume profile, it's really starting to amp up in earlier July. So this evening, um, again, I'm not just—

oh, where are you tuning in from?

Tonight.

Hello, Yorkie, where are you tuning in from?

This is a 15-minute chart, and personally what I see here are higher lows and a profile area of resistance. So I perceive a bull flag filled in with a possible flat top break. I'm looking at building my position into the open, which is about 28 minutes away. I will be looking to defend key technical levels. So here's

instability. We're going to fill it at the open. We dip down, I have people look to offer

The fuck is an imbalance locator?

Over here, first 200,000, 50,000, 5,000, 5,000. And then again, you can just see everything that's trading on the NASDAQ right now. We're looking at the, uh, the Inbound Air Index. So let's, uh, see if it's by size. So let's pull it out and then look by size. So right now, so right up in there as far as

share volume. Yeah, so we're not really showing up right now on, uh, the inbound, you know. At least there's a market on open or limit on open order to sell. So I'll keep looking for that. That's probably something that I really need to consider to take the open on sale right here. Any other on sale right now?

We'll keep our eyes out for moves. I think that's more your realm there, Sree, with those cannabis stocks. Is it possible when Aurora Cannabis gets back up to $1,300 $100, and then, and then we'll start looking at the weed space once again. Honestly being slightly sarcastic here, um, but yeah, but that's what happens. I was in this

thing from— I don't even know what— when did that weed boom happen? In 2018, right? So yeah, from 2018. So I've been holding on to a, uh, a 5-figure loss for about 6 years now, but hey, it's a big tax write-off. Would not take a point about it whatsoever. Um, as for the weed space, keep your eye

on it. MSOS is in the back bad way. Um, so yeah, I think it seems we see maybe get some sympathy within a couple of those. All right, uh, Pepsi, uh, chopping around here so far this morning. We, we decoded what we were talking about earlier a little bit. Um, I mentioned some of the bearish opportunities and

all, and they iterated that more. Consistent lower highs here, guys. Keep that in mind. As soon as we crack this resistance level, I'm Had a dog on that one. We caught the fill on IBIT. All right, Criminal's breaking out. CRML, this is a former runner. We know all about this. I trade this often on the midday show.

CRML up above 11.5, taking out 13. It's got a low of 12.36, and here we go on Criminal. It's a 13.32 buy. Does it hold 13? Right up into the high. There it is. Seller at 32, can't shake me. Seller at 35. Now let's see if we can get up a little bit higher. Let's get them back

down into the mid-teens. Let's pick up some here. Anything below 13 ends the trade. Let's go ahead and put that in there right now. So, uh, we'll put that in there for Criminal. So there it comes into 13, so we'll get stopped out super quick on that. You probably shouldn't have been doing that. Just like that. Just

like that. Well, there it goes right back into the highs. Criminal's breaking out. So we're at 30 now, so the seller's moving down. It was 35, 33, now 30. So I need to be alive for that. So let's see if we can clear out those sellers first. Maybe I'll pick up something at around 13 to get a

better, uh, better, uh, entry price because this one is awfully volatile into the high there and no continuation right now on criminal. Keeping my eye on this upfall potential. Bang! There we go. We'll take another fill down there on 702s there. Um, there it goes right back towards the volume weighted average price. We'll take it another small

piece out here as soon as we head toward the growth. So keep an eye out also for that 70 break on IBIT. And there it is, there it is, right back into VWAP. This is what we're talking about. Casino Man, brother, come on, what are you doing over here? He's in the chat. He's in the chat, man.

Come on.

It's Trump speaking.

What's Trump saying now?

All these different departments to find the criminal conspiracy. I was

just given— yeah, I was just given a note by the Secretary of State saying that we're very close to a deal in the Middle East and they're going to need me pretty quickly. So I will take a couple of more questions.

Al-Sabah is a former Middle East minister and he joins me now. What are your thoughts today? Well, I think the fact that we've reached the stage that we have with a ceasefire, return of hostages and prisoners, and the likelihood of more aid getting in is a very significant step. It's perfectly fair to say it would not have

happened without President Trump being so determined to see this moment. We're a long way from what he would like to see in terms of eternal peace, but for those who have been affected, the hostage families, those who have suffered in Gaza, they will take it as a prediction and say thank you very much for this and let's

see what we can build from here. I mean, build from here, do you feel pretty confident that things will— I don't know what predictions do. 48, 72 hours. Will I lose money trading today? Phase 2 at this stage. Um, Phase 1 seems to be, uh, holy shit, a bit mind-stating. Benefit of all the concerns are what happens

next. Um, how will there be sufficient security guarantees as the Israeli Defense Forces move to a different position? How will disarmament, uh, be considered? What will happen to the security position with an international security force, the government issues. All these are very big, and the failure of any one of them could spark more confrontation. Okay, predictions started.

Both the Arab states have been hugely significant in this, and the president of the United States finally losing patience with Prime Minister Netanyahu gives a good chance of the current phase succeeding and leading on something else. I'd be interested to know what you think has been going on behind the scenes in the last few days, because we

just heard from, uh, a spokesperson for the Israeli Prime Minister who talked about, in her words, uh, a magnificent relationship between President Netanyahu and, and President Trump, how this was Netanyahu's plan overall. Um, Netanyahu thanked Trump for his inspirational leadership, talked about being an incredible turning point. But the mood music I hear from people like yourselves is

that clearly President Trump has sat on him. I think you can dismiss some of the hype rhetoric. It's out there for political purposes and just push that to one side. Um, I think the truth is the Qatar operation on September 9th did significant damage to Prime Minister Netanyahu. Clearly the Americans were taken by surprise. It outraged the

Qataris who've been working to provide space for negotiators and mediators to meet. And I think when this is written up, it might look like a final straw. I mean, don't in any way disregard the support of the United States for Israel in the face of the atrocity that happened on October 7th and the determination to make sure

it doesn't happen again. But I think over time President Trump has realized the way to make sure it doesn't happen again is not necessarily through the approach that was being taken by the Israeli prime minister. And so although there'll be lots of rhetoric today thanking people, etc., etc., and there's been some difficult conversations, I suspect, between the

president and the prime minister of Israel, but if a clear direction can be now follow in terms of seeing both disarmament, security for both the Israeli people and for Palestinians, and then attention will turn to occupation issues, well, we've got a chance of a different future which the Arab states and all in the region have wanted for

a long time. So you're feeling hopeful that actually potentially past Phase 1 there is room for movement, perhaps because we have a different kind of leadership coming from President Trump? Well, Jane, you know, people in my position, you know, talking about being hopeful, you'll be able to reproduce that in 3 months' time and say you were hopeful,

but look what's happened. It, it, it's best not to, you know, not to get any hopes raised at all. Just take each aspect of this as it comes. If there is a ceasefire, a relief from the bombardment in Gaza, there'll be Return of the hostages who've been kept in— Return of the sausages.

I can't believe he said that. The return of the sausages. Hostages. That still cracks me up. Sausages. By the president's actions, we've reached a turning point in which he has clearly— Return of the sausages. There are some things that are just not going to work. Why did he say that? Oh, that was good. People are entitled to,

and other people in the region are entitled to. And just maybe he can make something else work. I don't know. And we've been in these positions before. But the catastrophe of the last 2 years, the damage that's been done to Israel as well. Israel is a different society than it was on October 6th. All that is new,

a new factor to be taken into account. So fussy? Sophology. For more fussing, visit sophology.co.uk. And not least, as I say, the determination of Arab states to say never again. And you talk about how things have changed in 2 years, and they have changed not just in Israel but across the world. Reaction to what has happened, uh,

certainly intensified here in the UK, of course, We've seen a huge number of pro-Palestinian protests around the country. Do you think the impetus for this will now diminish now that we've reached this stage?

I think the fact that the guns may go silent in Gaza will make a difference. It will increase, however, people's interest in other aspects of the conflict. There are many who say that the issues between between Israel and the Palestinians cannot be resolved unless the issues relating to occupation and Israel's plans for annexation are dealt with, and

also the ideological determination of some to see the elimination of Israel. That is simply not going to happen. And the, the other aspects of the intentions of Israel for the land that it's currently occupying for the future. That now has to be taken into consideration. All those things will continue to spark interest from people around the world,

provide the opportunity for protests and discussion to say there must be a better answer. So I suspect this will not go away in terms of public interest. And the question is whether the determination to see a full end of the conflict by resolving those issues carries states forward, knowing that this has been so awful for the last

2 years. In terms of respect for all those who have paid such a high price over the years, just maybe the politicians can lead to a different answer and realize that the efforts to enforce, um, the, the division of the Palestinian people and Indeed, for those who wanted to see the elimination of the state of Israel, neither

of these things are going to happen. And we want to end the conflict and the physical violence which has marked what should be a political opportunity for discussion and a way forward. There's been talk about this board of peace that will come in to help Gaza transition from Hamas to some kind of Palestinian authority. What about Tony

Blair's role in that? Do you welcome his involvement in it? Tony Blair? Well, I think the Board of Peace is an interesting idea. It will have support from Arab states and from those who've worked closely with Tony Blair before and President Trump. Tony Blair is obviously deeply interested in Israeli-Palestinian peace. It would also be foolish not to

take into account the But for many in the region, is he Jewish? And a period of time as a Quartet envoy which did not end in the resolution of issues. But nothing should take away his own personal determination, which I'm actually— oh, target manking. I mean, market tanking. This opportunity, the Board of Peace will need to have

more than just 2 figureheads from the West. This isn't 1919 anymore, um, and you it's got to have credible figures from the region and from the Palestinian community as well in order to make future governance of Gaza much more likely. It's an issue of self-determination. It cannot be seen as something being imposed by those from the West

again. That's a very good point. Alastair Burt, a former Middle East minister, good to talk to you today. Thank you very much. Thank you. Well, in the last few moments, we have had word from the Israeli President's office. They're saying that President Trump is likely to be in Jerusalem on Sunday. We did think that President Trump could

potentially go to the Middle East following what he will very much see as a victory in getting this phase one of the ceasefire underway. We know that his envoys are already in the region. We think that the hostages are to be released in over a 72-hour period that will start from Friday evening, that 72-hour period. So likely

potentially that President Trump is hoping that he will be there to witness some of those hostages being released. He had said to Americans who had hostages, American families of hostages still held in Gaza, that they would be coming home on Monday. So whether or not he is going out on Sunday and will return back with them to

the US on Monday, we do not know. But President Trump, it has been confirmed. Oh my God. Sunday, according to the Israeli president. Love whites. Genius. Meanwhile, Turkey's President Erdogan says his country will contribute to Gaza's reconstruction and help monitor the implementation of the ceasefire. It's also understood that Turkey will be part of the joint task force

to locate the bodies of dead hostages in Gaza. Turkish officials say they'll work alongside Israel and the United States, Qatar, and Egypt to find the deceased hostages. Hostages whose locations are still unknown. Our international correspondent Alex Rossi is with those who are petitioning for the release of those hostages in Hostage Square in Tel Aviv, where they've been

celebrating. One thing is absolutely clear: when the news filtered through that there was a deal, unbridled joy here in Hostage Square. Oh look! Of course, for protesting, campaigning, and also showing solidarity with the hostages' family. Israel, of course, is a really small country. Virtually everybody here knows somebody or knows of somebody who has been taken into Gaza

and held there. So people coming here really to express their joy. To give you an idea of the kind of length of time and the difficulty, this is a reminder. Let's just show you over here. There's a digital clock. We'll walk a bit closer, basically counting up the days, hours, minutes, and seconds. 733 days, 6 hours, 42

minutes, 45 seconds and counting. That's how long people have been held inside Gaza. Also interesting to note that almost as many American flags here as Israeli flags. We'll just bring the camera in now. You can hear people have been singing and dancing. This is a moment of celebration after what has been a really depressing, difficult time for

Israelis since October the seventh. But of course, the American flag significant because here there's a general sense and feeling that this is really down to almost one man. It's his deal. He's managed to get it over the line. I'll give you another flavor of some more posters over here. And you can see exactly what I'm talking about.

Look up here. We love Trump. He who saves just one life saves an entire world. So Donald Trump is being lauded and feted here as really as the hero of the hour. And I think lots of people think that, you know, we've been in this situation for so long and really it's only down to the power of

one man to get this crossed the line. It's clear that he has squeezed Netanyahu and perhaps taken him— that's the prime minister of Israel, of course— taken him to places he didn't want to go. But the security cabinet meeting tonight, 5:00 local, we're expecting them to vote on it at 6:00. Pretty much a formality that it will

go through. And in terms, again, of the focus of people's attention in Hostages Square, let's just remind you, these are the 48 Hostages still being held in Gaza, and it's expected that they will be released within 72 hours of the deal being ratified. So 72 hours. Ratified. Take a bit longer than that because some of the bodies

are ratified. That's a cool word. But that's the ambition. Again, conflicting information on when exactly that will happen. There are some reports that it could take place as early as Saturday. Donald Trump has said that it might actually happen on Monday. My hunch is as soon as they can do it, as soon as it is logistically possible,

they will start getting people out. Now, we've been hearing from the Israeli Defense Forces, the Israeli military. They have put in place the plan so that those hostages can be received. What normally happens is they're taken out of Gaza. They're checked by the Red Cross on release there, given any aid and support that they need there and

then, and then they're taken to hospital for extensive medical checks where they're also reunited with their families. At the center of all of this, of course, is it's a very human story. These are people that have been separated for 2 long years, in many cases not knowing whether their loved ones are alive or dead, not knowing where

they're being held, not knowing, of course, whether they're going to see them again. But I mean, it's easy to understand really why there is such a feeling of euphoria here, a feeling of joy that this is the moment that this comes to an end and the hostages are coming back to their families in Israel.

Alex Rossi there in Tel Aviv. Well, we also heard a little earlier from our security and defense analyst, Professor Michael Clarke. We're nearer to some sort of ceasefire than we've been for 2 years, even though we're still not all that near. And now we are very near to an event in the next few hours, and then 72

hours after that, that will change the nature of the present crisis. Um, as everyone has also been saying, we're a long way away from a peace, uh, but we are close to a ceasefire, which is a very complex ceasefire. So there's 4 elements in it, all of which have to happen simultaneously and all of which are quite

big steps. So one is the physical ceasefire. No, I haven't seen the impersonation. And that won't be as straightforward as people think because some of those hostages weren't in Hamas's possession or given to, um, people like Palestinian Islamic Jihad. And Hamas never had a full list of who they were. So the idea that there's 48 hostages, 20

of whom may still be alive Those figures might change a little bit. We know 48 hostages are unaccounted for. Oh, I should have done, will I complete the Rubik's Cube today, as a prediction. It might be a little bit different for that because Hamas themselves don't have a full grip on it. So hostage release is the second

element, and alongside that, the release of Palestinian prisoners. And there's a big issue about who— I already have a prediction going. Do they, you know, contain people like Marwan Barghouti? Who is a big name in Palestinian, uh, circles, in, in Hamas circles as well. And the Israelis really don't want to release him. So is he one of

the 250, or is he one of the— I nearly got the white. Then the IDF have got to withdraw to some pre-agreed line, so they've got to get back to those lines, and then humanitarian aid is put to flow. And all those things have got to happen more or less simultaneously. Easy. 2 days. If it can— if

that happens, that will be an achievement. So that's a big achievement to make the first step, but nobody pretends it's anything other than the first step. Tentative first step indeed. Well, let's get more reaction now to the plan for peace in Gaza, including the release of the remaining Israeli hostages. I'm joined now by Nivi Feldman, head of

the Hostages Family Forum UK. Nivi, good to talk to you today. Um, how are you feeling? We've seen enormous celebrations in Hostage Square. Do you feel like celebrating today? Thank you so much for having me. It's been a very emotional day. We're in between really wanting to celebrate and having finally something good to celebrate and hope, and

we're still really, really cautious and afraid that some hearts will be broken, that things can go terribly wrong. So we're optimistic, but cautiously. How many of those who are still alive in Gaza and how many who are dead or believed to be dead in Gaza have links to the UK?

So today we have 48 hostages in Gaza. 20 are believed to be alive. There's 2 of them that we just didn't have any signs of life for a very long time, so they really don't know. And, um, 26 if I did the calculation And that are assumed to be dead. Out of them, we have a British mother

called Dita Orr, her son Avinatan, as you can see, her son Avinatan is held hostage, presumed to be alive.

We have Yossi Sharabi, he's the brother-in-law of Liane, Yael, and Noah— sorry, the brother of Liane, who was murdered in Kibbutz Be'eri with her daughters. His brother Eli Sharabi came out of captivity after 500 days. Damn, 500 days. And we have Alon Oyer that has a cousin in London, um, his dad's cousin. So depressing, you know,

British links. We have 3 British-linked families that are really waiting for their loved ones to come out. Have you had an opportunity to talk to them today? What's their reaction been? Just as I was about to go online, I got messages from Avinakai and his brother, like, full of hearts and hope. And they're all so hopeful. And,

you know, the Israeli— the Hebrew calendar is slightly different than our calendar, and the hostages were taken 2 years ago on Simchat Torah, which is the celebration of celebrating the Torah, the Bible, just after Sukkot. And we're about to celebrate, to come to exactly that day on Monday. So the idea that they won't be 2 years in

captivity by the Hebrew calendar and that they'll be back with their families is incredible, or at least back for burial. How do you feel about the fact that in return some 2,000 Palestinians, 250 of them on life sentences in Israeli prisons, are being released? I just really hope that it can end the war. We have to pray

that they want a better future that doesn't include eliminating Israel anymore, that there will be peace and that we won't harm Israelis in the future. Just really hope that IDF, you know, will make sure it has a strong border to protect Israel and its civilians. And hopefully we're, you know, about to embark on a new era. You

talk about a new era. The fact that we've got to this stage, a lot of people said that this couldn't be achieved. It appears to have been achieved largely because of pressure from President Trump. Do you have confidence that this could, as you say, go further to push for a longer-lasting peace in the Middle East? And if

so, how would you envisage that? This is, you know, for the last 2 years I've campaigned for the hostages and their families to come back, so it's not my forte. But the 7th of October happened just because before the Abrahamic Accords with Saudi Arabia was about to be signed. So there were, you know, steps in the Middle

East, you know, Dubai, the Emirates signing the Abrahamic Accords, and lots of places in the Arab world having relationship with Israel. And 7th of October sort of cut everything into a standstill. So we're really hoping, you know, that there's a lot of will from a lot of the Arab countries, from the US, from Israel to have peace

And I really hope it's an opportunity to start with it. Here in the UK, of course, we had that dreadful attack on the synagogue just last week. We've had very, very heavily attended pro-Palestinian protests in the UK. Do you think that the stage that we've reached now will reduce tensions here in the UK as well? I really

hope the minute the war is over, the IDF will retrieve you know, the rebuilding can start happening in Gaza. Hopefully it will all come down. But it's, you know, we're in worrying days for being Jewish in the UK. It's not easy. There's a lot of antisemitism. A lot of it is being disguised today as anti-Zionism. But the

fact that, you know, my kids go to school and my kids' school has 10 armed police outside their school these days as they go in is not normal. And there's so much hate, and I really hope, you know, we can move on from it. Has it changed how you feel about living here in the UK?

I'm not sure. You know, we need to see how the time goes. I know that the, you know, 15 attacks outside of Jewish synagogues and schools were stopped in the last year by CST and the police. We're being attacked constantly. I don't know any other minority that needs constant policing outside schools and synagogues because there's so much

hate towards them. And it's worrying days. I, I love England. My dad was born here. My grandparents were born here. I love this country. A lot of Jewish people do so much for this country. When we come together in synagogue or any vigil for the hostages, we always sing also the British anthem. We do what we can.

And I hope that we do have a future, but I think, you know, the silent majority needs to speak out. Nivi, we're going to leave it there because we're out of time. Nivi Feldman, Hostages Family Forum UK, thank you. Thank you. Well then, how do I do it?

I thought I'd get all the whites on one side and then I do the blues.

Middle piece on each side never moves.

Orange, green, red, blue. Oh yeah, it doesn't move. It does move if I do that, but it always stays in the middle. Ah.

Oh, Bitmain's tanking.

Oh hi, I'm Jerry from Currys, and yes, I'm using telepathy. It's Easter weekend, so we're going to go on a fam— to check, but this is my eyes. My eyes is like this. I don't see shit. You can see there it says P for park. All right, but still. I don't like that it's hidden there. The turn

on button should be visible and big. Powell already spoke. Hidden here. Yeah, come and see, Powell.

Okay, we have to press it again. That is stupid. No, shift to P to start vehicle. Why do I have to shift to P? You've got your foot on the brake, right? Yeah. Okay, do the On button again. I did already. Okay. Oh God, you hate this car, don't you? Yeah, I hate doing this stupid stuff. I

know I compare it always to Nero, but you know, when you have a 5-star car that works seamlessly without thinking about it, then all this fluff

Seems a bit annoying. But everything you did there, that's never happened to me. Went to neutral. Whenever it goes to neutral. Yeah, so it's because you must have turned it on before putting the foot on the brake.

The steering wheel is a bit slidey.

I bought the cube myself,

so it looks like I'm doing something on stream instead of doing nothing. See, it's not really gripped. Do you feel like you can grip it? Oh no, the spin is flash, and there's another of those cars that bothers you. Which you go over the limit, huh?

Yeah, for all cars, baby. It does. Oh, the headrest is so comfortable. Oh, I could sleep on it. Yeah, well, do you remember that from the EV9? They're the same as EV9. Oh, really? Yeah, really. It's so soft, so nice. But the seat is a bit uncomfortable. I can't find the good position. What do you think of

visibility though? Yeah, not very good. Really? It's okay, it's okay.

Feels a bit small, the glass. Okay. It feels a bit of a claustrophobic car. That's why they've added this glass especially for the back. Because in the back it really feels claustrophobic, like in a submarine. Well, that's— it's interesting because as I say, the length of this is only a little bit— it's something like, I don't know,

20 centimeters, I think, less than the Niro. I'm watching this guy and his wife review this car. I quite like his channel actually.

He used to live in Canterbury, but I think they moved to around Basingstoke. He just talks about EVs, but he vlogs with his wife and his kid. Yeah, so not much. No, no, it's like this. I know, but that's not much. Yeah, but if you also give more to the boot, you probably— his wife's Italian.

You feel it when you drive. You feel it at the back. I'm squeezed in, slotted in the driving seat. So this car is good on the outside, but it doesn't respect the promises that it makes me from the outside. Why do Italians end every word with a vowel? Like, they almost sound like Japanese people. SUV.

Outside. Did you say outside? Why do I have to end every word in a vowel? And no fire.

It tells me something. I go in, it's small. It's small. What do I need a car that is— that looks good like that from the outside when I'm disappointed on the inside? On the inside. Small. But we drove, uh, we drove to London in this, and which we were going to film, but then for some reason we

didn't. I can't remember why. Small on the inside. Because you didn't want to be filmed. This is the good camera. We're off to London. The other one was camera on my face.

Okay, fine. Well, then it's fine. But did you find it uncomfortable? Italians are such grumpy people, always whining. Not uncomfortable per se. I thought British people moan a lot. It was— Italians are a different level, but it just felt— are they always grumpy? That's all because we're used to the narrow.

Yeah. You want to drive? I'll drive you unless you want Do you want to get in and give me your thoughts? Oh, this is fun. Yeah,

it's a bit smaller than the Niro, isn't it? Yeah. Oh no, a lot smaller.

See, this car is a bit of an odd one because the Niro is still around. They're not getting rid of the Niro. I thought they were going to get rid of the Niro and replace it with this, but Apparently Kia are keeping the Niro, but the Niro is a bit more expensive than this. Yeah, this has a

much better range and charges faster, bigger boot, tows more, all these, all these different things really. So, so why is Niro more expensive? I don't know, because it's bigger and more comfortable? I don't know about the comfort thing, but certainly a bit bigger, but only for passengers, because I think this feels more open in the front.

Yeah, I've been to France, Germany, Spain, Norway. Can you rest your head on the headrest? I haven't been to Italy. Yeah, I can, but I'm moving forward because otherwise I'm out of shot.

Um, yeah, maybe that is a little bit less, um, obviously you can go backwards. But then, you know, you would remove space from the passengers at the back. But still, it just feels like you're slotted in, like in a— I don't know, you know, okay, like a space travel. You're slotted in your space. What do you mean?

It feels like an airplane or something? In terms of— don't exaggerate, you know, like a shit airplane, better than an airplane. But no, as if, you know, obviously I've never been in a situation like that, but I mean, when you kind of slot in your seat, maybe like in race drive, you know, like Ferrari, kind of slotted

in your Ferrari, when you see films in space travel that you kind of almost laying down in a way, right? Do you know what I mean? Okay, so you mean like if you're stuck in a small seat? Yes, yes. And you've got it. Yeah, it's not like, oh no, this feels like just stay set where you are,

you can't go anywhere, right? Anyway, how'd you find it to drive? Nice. Nice. Well, same.

Yeah, the steering was lovely though. No, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine. How'd you do this fucking thing? Electric car is not good to drive. What's the strategy? It's just— what is it? If you see the Renault, that they brake too harshly, but apart from that, they're all nice to drive. Let me try and brake. Yeah, it's

fine. What else have you got? High regen on this? Yeah, I love the high regen, it works well. See, now that's also something good to say. I love when the regen works well. See, if you want, you can put it on one pedal, proper one pedal driving, if you— I don't like it. Do you not? I thought

you did. Piss in me if you don't. Well, where you don't have to brake, you don't have to brake at all. I thought you liked that. But I can brake. You can if you want, of course. Yeah, but just with one pedal driving, you don't need to use brake. Do you want me to do it on one

pedal? Yeah, just do it and then just see what you think. I don't know where to do it. There we go. Now it's on something called high pedal, which is just one pedal driving. Ah, vediamo. Okay. No, it responds too much. I don't want it. But that's what's good about these Kia and Hyundai cars, isn't it? That

you can adjust it. Yeah, yeah. It looks like Kia is probably the best car. What did we have? We're going to the Netherlands. I've never seen it. Yeah, that was shit.

What about Hyundai? I don't know if it was shit. I've never seen it wasn't shit. It's nice. Was it nice? Yes. I don't remember it. Yeah, I've never seen it was nice. Was it nice? No, it broke. It broke. Yeah, but the brake was too harsh. You really have to be careful. So it's not a comfortable drive.

It's a French car thing because I am,

come si dice, I am aware of my passengers because I always had Aurelia and Aurelia gets carsick easily. So I've learned to be a smooth driver. Even for my sake, because I get carsick. So I, I'm always attentive to the, to the comfort of passengers and myself. So I like when it's smooth, and the brake makes it

impossible for it to be a smooth drive. I'm always on alert because I'm not— whoa, orange! I did it! Now what? So this car, right, the range is 300. I've got the oranges.

Compared to the Niro, easy. 283 or 288 in the new Niro.

So why is Niro so much less? This has a big battery in it. So why didn't they put a bigger battery in the new Niro? I don't know, they just didn't. In 1 mile. Well, is it possibly because this, this car is only available as an EV, whereas a Niro you can get it as a petrol car,

so there's less space inside for them to add a big battery?

But would that— if we were going to change the Niro, which we're not, but if we were, would that tempt you to get this? I've got oranges.

The increase in range and the charging speed is faster. Yeah, sure, obviously that's also an element. Maybe how nice it brakes.

This feels like, um, this feels like the 27-year-old child of the 50-year-old Niro. Like it's trying, but you know, Nero is already there. Oh, I like that. So you, so you think the Nero is a more mature,

sensible— don't get it though— and this is trying to be comfortable? I really don't think that's a comfort thing, but okay, fine. But so you think this is like a young— how am I supposed to get all the other colors without messing up the orange? Okay, that is 27. It's not also child. 27 is still, you know,

you're not completely a student still.

But surely most— so most people though that got this, that get this car, they— I mean, they would love it, wouldn't they? Don't you think?

I guess.

I mean, compare it to— they would love it is a big word. Well, they like it, you know. We drive a lot of EVs, but you know, compare it to pretty much anything else that we've driven. If I remember the morning I bought it, but I really can't. Are you filming? Huh? Are you filming? Um, yeah, well,

I'm filming. Can I just say that this thing here is no good? Now I'm maneuvering and I have the With my right hand, I have to change between drive and reverse and all that, which means I'm just controlling the steering wheel with my left. So is it for people that are left-handed? Because I don't control this as

well as I do with this, so it should be on this side. So you're saying gear changing should always be on the left?

Yes.

Ho ho ho ho ho ho.

So even if I matched up all on one side, doesn't mean I've done it right.

Yeah, because there's blue on that side and blue on this side. How can I get all the blue on the same side without moving the orange? Also, you said that the boot is bigger than— maybe.

Yeah, it's bending. Oh yeah.

What does nianyou mean? I thought his name's Andrew.

You just got to— this is why the boot is bigger than the other. I think that's fine if it's down there. I think it's just it shouldn't be all supported just on there. Yeah, why is there even an option? Because most people People want a load level right up there.

He's gonna turn it, Aurelia. No turning. There's a slight tail on this side, so I'm gonna keep it up.

No! What is it called what Aurelia has with putting the cuts in a certain direction and putting the topsoil all facing the same direction. I can't believe it.

And now with my soiled hands, literally gonna drive to Waitrose. Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi. One good thing of the Nero. No, no, no, I'm not going. Okay, but I wanted to show you the hat. Okay, yeah. He was saying so.

Yeah, turn it off. No, sorry, again. No, it's okay. How do I? I don't even see. How do I put your condition? Why did you click that?

Why are you just clicking on the screen? Because I don't know how to put air conditioning. Air conditioning with the mirror. There's AC. That's here. I hate this. I hate the controls on the screen. That's another watching this.

Watching this guy. You never had a complaint about the Tesla? Yeah, but my mind changes. He has a grumpy Italian wife. My only issue with this is that it's behind your left hand when you've got— when you're using the steering wheel. That's my problem with this.

You're right. No, but I mean, you can't see it because it's— your hand obscures it when you're using the steering wheel. Do you like the HUD? See, I like the HUD. I like it. I mean, the HUD is always a good thing. I love HUDs. Yeah, but I don't see proper guidance. Should do. Should— it should be

that you see the, um, see just the text, but I don't see the map. You don't see a map, no, but you see the— you see a roundabout symbol thing.

Ah, and there's also the air on.

Yes, let's try it. What's this?

Fire on the crotch? That's— oh, it's a tool. It means you can set the, um, the seat position like memories, you know, memory seat. You don't like a cold bum? No, but it's welcome relief, I suppose, if, um, if it's hot. Now you've driven the car for a little bit more, what do you think? Of it? It's

nice, but it's, as I said, you know, the, the seat is a bit,

uh, bumpy. It's like it doesn't want me to sit in it. I really don't get that. Seems quite comfortable to me. It's not inviting, it's not welcoming me. It's telling me, you're here just for a short time, don't get too No, he's not like my dad at all. No, no, it's really so. I'm telling you,

my dad wasn't this smiley, and my dad was kind of grumpy and pessimistic. This guy's really smiley and like optimistic.

Yeah, his wife's like the polar opposite. And the woman's like really grumpy and swears a lot, and he's really polite, like polite Englishman. Let's not get into the morality of the seats. I wasn't gonna get the morality of the seats.

Should we just compare the two?

Let's see, it's messy as hell. But that goes for a motor, no?

Yeah, you can take out this kind of chunky bit of polystyrene. Looks such a mess.

You can see the EV3 is a bit bigger. The wife looks fed up all the time. She hates making the videos. The guy's like trying to blow up on YouTube.

Goes lower. Yeah, much bigger. And it is nice. And there's still a bit of polystyrene there that you can remove if you wanted to. Yeah, because it's taller. You can see it goes lower and it's higher. Yeah, but it's nice. It's nice that this bit you can put up to there, you know. You can lower it or

you can have it like level. I don't see why anyone wants it level. It's just you want— it's nice to have a flat And level access point, I think, so you can just kind of slide stuff in. It's also, by the way, this is— this has vehicle to load, which is that cool thing where you can plug

stuff into the car.

So the boot, you like? Yeah, the boot is big. It's good. Okay.

Oh no.

Uh, Nero, you lose with the boot, even though that's only on the top-spec EV3. Just look at the space under your feet. What, in passenger seat? In both. It's much higher in the Nero.

Also look how fluffy, like soft and bloaty These seats. Well, Nero is streamlined and elegant. Elegant. I go left and right.

But okay, just a minute, darling. Could part of that also be that this is a 5-year-old? Market tanking. I told you. And so it's been worn in. The leather's been worn in. I'm telling you, I can't explain it. Now I'm gonna try the same on that car.

Allora, I'm on the high. No, I'm not even on the highest. I'm at the low. My foot is still not resting. Guarda, I can reach. So now it's resting. Look at this. Look, my knee is almost touching. In fact, it touches in the middle here with this thing coming out. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. See in there?

It's the steering wheel. It looks like it's forward. If you if you adjust that, maybe that's the problem. On the other side.

Now push it in. Can you push it in? Oh yeah, I can. Okay, let's let's look really at the distance between my feet and my knees to the top. Okay, my feet I don't even see. See them. Okay, that's a bit better. Let's try the new again.

I still feel that guarda. I have so much more space to move here. But in terms of the design of the cars, obviously that looks better, but it doesn't mean that it's better because I do like the buttons. I do like AC. I do like front. Click, click, click, click. Senti?

Ah, that's what I want. I like the recirculation auto, you know. P. Oh, guarda, P. Ah, thank God with my left hand that I don't use. But the Ioniq 5 was also the gear changes over there. I don't believe that. No, the Tesla when it had sports, the gear thing. Yeah, I don't like it because I confuse

it with the This

is that was actually fine. I can't you can't confuse it with the white because it's much below, but the Tesla was ridiculous. Was it the Tesla that I kept putting the white or something? No, it's the Macan. I've never seen it. Ah yeah. Ah, let's sit back, sis. Look at the opening also of the door. I think

they opens bigger, and look how much space I have. There, isn't it? It's a bit easier to get into it maybe in the back. Also, the, the building of these massive seats doesn't help because you can't see the front, and for people that are carsick, being able to see through helps. Being able to see through. Now they

do these seats that again, yeah, they look like spaceship seats, and the person at the back can't see shit.

No, it's the same. But why does it feel darker? I suppose you've got the sunroof in the front here, but then in the mirror you don't have any sunroof. I know, and it still feels bigger, so I, I can't explain. But it's got a white— it's a white headliner. Oh, aspect. It's also— mirror has glass here. So

really, it's plain.

But also, yeah, this, this does make a big— but also, yeah, the top is light. That makes a difference. Why do they make it dark? To make it look smaller? I also prefer the cleanliness of this fabric. I think the other fabric is sticky. That seems the same, darling. Why don't I like this Car. Then again, this

has seats that heat at the back, which is good. It's nice. It looks nice. It's a nice car. It just feels a bit bulky, you know. With Google Workspace, you can get any job done on your phone, from giving feedback.

Yeah, even these videos, small it is. This small little thing, that's how they show it. So how did you do this? I would show this to you and I thought you would say, yep, let's replace the Niro with this. I don't see the point. I don't see the point. It's a nice car, yeah, but not enough to

replace the Niro. Also, it's difficult because this is obviously the old e-Niro, whereas the new Niro, we haven't been in it yet. I don't know how

The good old middle-aged Nero, he can still win. Yeah, and that's the case for many things. Like if you play a board game or a card game nowadays, you will notice that the cards will all fall out, fall apart, and they will peel. You can't even shuffle them anymore because they're shit. They're made in a shit Why?

Why the the the pair, the pack of cards that I bought twenty years ago of Uno still goes strong. I can shuffle it again and it still goes strong. The pack of cards I bought two two weeks ago, it's shit. That's the weirdest analogy ever. No, but it's we. But okay, but yes. We are doing things worse

and worse and worse and worse and worse instead of doing a better and stronger. Stronger and doing it cheaper, cheaper, cheaper. She, she may be more equal, and maybe because they're not plastified, the guards— I don't care, they don't work. So don't do it, keep to the old ways. Even the house is built nowadays, don't they say

that all the new builds are shit, and the houses from the Victorian era are still standing strong? Yeah, well, they're also— we've been in old houses, they're all solid brick. Exactly. We're going cheap, cheap, cheap, and it's not always— the future doesn't mean that it's better than the past. It's not just because it's new that it's good.

It still wins though. It's what, 10 years older? Well, okay, it wins in some ways, but also that is 44 minutes to charge. That's 33 minutes to charge. That has, what was it, 40, 50 miles more range or something like that, and it's cheaper. So no, but you said 362 and 288, so we're talking about 70 miles

more. 70, okay, I can't do maths, but yes, so it's a massively better range and it's cheaper than the Niro.

It's interesting that you don't like it as much. Also, I think it's just the comfort of the Nero. We've had this as our second Nero, e Nero obviously, so we're used to it. There's an Italian saying, probably something like "botte vecchie vino buono." Oh no, bottle. No, non non bottle. The big thing. Però Barrel of the barrel

wood wine or something like that, but it's not there. It's not there. Yeah, but I like that. That works. It works. Yeah, yeah, really is beautiful. Apart from the side black line. Leave it at that. Thank you very much for watching. Please press the subscribe button and the bell icon. Bye bye bye bye bye.

Orange with the green.

Oh, that's orange with the green.

Orange with the green, orange with the green. So I'll go get this one.

No. Oh, I got the greens with the orange. Is that how you do it?

So then now I need orange here

with a white, maybe. No, it's got to be orange with a yellow.

There's orange with yellow.

Oh.

Now I need a middle orange with a yellow there.

Oh my God,

orange in the middle,

orange in the middle. How do I get it over there?

Orange in the middle,

right? No, wait, wait, wait, wait. I need orange.

Orange with the yellow there.

100

of

wine.

White with the blue.

Green and white.

What

does create Daisy mean?

What's a daisy?

Oh, I got orange

and then green, so green would have to be that side, wouldn't it?

And then the whites would have to go on that side, and then that side has to be blue.

Is there only one, one way to do it, or are there multiple ways?

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My battery ran out. I forgot to charge my battery.

5 hours on the battery before it ran out. That's pretty good.

I got too carried away. Oh my God. My flippy flip,

I got carried away with the Rubik's Cube.

Okay.

What does first 2 layers mean? Well, like that.

I think I messed it up now.

If I look up a guide, it's cheating.

Might as well just get someone to do it for me then. Trying to do it myself.

Whoa, market's tanking. Told you.

I think I messed it up.

Green with white. It's on the wrong side.

Uh, I messed it all up now. Oh my God, it's making progress now. It's all on. Start again.

Where's everyone tuning in from? God,

God,

God.

Okay, whoa, I'm up £5 on my long.

I wonder if Mark is gonna rip here.

Okay, I've got to start again. I messed it up.

How do you get the corner cube into the middle?

I need some food to power my brain.

Okay.

嗯。

Well, I did the cross. Now what is that? The daisy?

Well, I'm up £5 on my long, so

I haven't lost money yet.

I'm in a long.

Now I lost— I've got the green cross. Now I lost the Right one.

Ah,

messo.

I've got orange. Well, what happened to the red one? I got red

and, uh,

I've got orange, but I lost red.

Ah, ruined it now.

Oh no,

I messed it all up.

I'm up £11 on my long.

I'll try and get red back.

Côté.

Oh, I've got the crossbow.

Oh no, I'm only up £4 now.

No, it's tanking.

Oh, £5.

Okay,

lost it again.

Okay, I got crushed there.

Oh no, I'm only up £2.

Oh no,

I should have taken the £11.

Hello.

I told

you Rubik's Cube streams are the new thing. But you didn't listen, did you? Because you never do.

Because you're stupid idiot.

I don't know if I like this cross thing,

because once you got the cross, how do you do the corners without messing up the cross?

Oh God, I'm down £2. Fuck.

Market is not strong today.

I had a strong bounce there and I was up £10. Now I'm down £3. My stop loss is at £11.

It's funny, yesterday I go short, market rips. Today I go long, market's weak.

I went long today and now it's tanking.

I'm going to take profit if it goes green again.

Come on, please bounce. No, why does it do this? Fucking rips when I go short and it goes down when I go long.

Oh my God.

I'm out. I lost 60 pence.

I took a 70 pence loss.

This is looking way too weak,

but there's still time to make back my 70 pence.

It had a strong bounce. I was up £11. I should have Taking it.

Now it's probably gonna rip, isn't it? Now I'm out of my lung.

I think I'll just stay short today.

Where do I see myself in 5 years?

Up your bum.

How about that?

Am I gonna have to cheat?

How to solve Rubik's Cube.

So if you've never solved a cube before, it may seem impossibly hard. But today I'll be teaching you a method that I used to teach many people who did not believe they'd ever be able to solve the cube. And if anything along the way becomes unclear and you need more examples, then you can check the example solve,

which I have a link to in the description. With that being said, it's time for you to solve your first cube. 88 million views. The first thing you do is find the white center piece and hold that on top. Next, what you do is solve the white cross, but we also need the colors on the side to

line up. So here's how you do it. Find a white piece on the bottom layer, like this one, but not this one. This one is a corner piece, it has 3 colours on it. We want these ones, these edge ones in the middle. So we're going to take this one, make sure you have the white on top,

take this piece from the bottom, and just move it along the bottom until you find that it's underneath the correct coloured centre. This one's white and green, and this one is a green centre. So then what you do once it's there is just move it up to the top, By turning the green face 180 degrees. So basically

just do that until you've solved the entire white cross and these colors on the side also line up. And I'm going to show you— Okay, that's easy. I knew that. You just line up the colors in the cross shape.

So I don't want the corners, I want the centerpieces. Where's the white one? So there's a white one. So I want centerpieces.

嗯。

Okay, I got white in the center.

And then

red is there.

Oh, tricky. By turning the green face 180 degrees.

So basically just do that until you solve the entire white cross and these colors on the side also line up. But I'm going to show you what might happen that will be a bit tricky. So here I have found a white and orange piece, so I will move it down along the bottom until it's under the orange

center, and then turn it 180 degrees until it's on the top. But these colors should be switched, so what you do in this case is move this over to the side here like this, and then turn the top counterclockwise, move this up here, and then put everything back. And lastly, what could happen is you're looking for the

last piece of the cross and it's not anywhere on the bottom, uh, it might be in the middle here. So if it's in the middle, what you can do is just move it into the bottom. We'll move it down into the bottom, move it out of the way so that we can fix this cross piece, and now

you can just solve it as usual.

I wonder how much money he made off that video. 88 million views.

I only got 40 million views on YouTube. And I made $200,000.

So I get the white one, bring it back

up and just round them.

嗯。

Damn, Bitmain's tanking.

Bit— mine went from 65 back down to 56.

Not good.

Okay, what's the next step?

Okay, once you've solved the whole cross, make sure all these side colours match up with the centres as well, then just turn the cube upside down. So now I'm going to teach you a really important sequence of 4 moves that will help you with everything else in the cube. So just hold the cube like I am, put

your left thumb on the front here, and then put your right thumb on the bottom, fingers up here, and then do this: turn the right side up, turn the top with your right hand like that, turn the right side down, and then turn the top with your left hand like this. Now just repeat that. So right side

up, push with right hand, right side down, push with left hand.

So do it a few times so you can do it quick, and now we're also going to be learning how to do that with our left hand, because it's going to be important as well. So hold your left hand like this, right thumb on front, and then move up with your left hand, push with your left hand,

move down, and push with your right hand. Up, push with the left, down, push with the right. Okay, so once you can do both of those, we're now going to be solving the rest of the white side. So what you have to do is look at the top for a corner with white on it, such as this

one, and then look at the other colors on it as well. This is green, and this is orange, so these 3 make up one piece, and so we have to look at where that needs to go. So it goes between the white, green, and orange centers. White, orange, green. So it goes over here. So we're going to

move the top until it goes right on top of where it should go, and then now you can insert this into here. Using 2 different ways. And one way is by holding it on the right side like this, and then doing the right-hand 4 moves: 1, 2, 3, 4. And oh, it just happened to be solved, but

sometimes you'll have to repeat it before it ends up being solved. So here's another example. Here's white, green, red, so it goes between white, green, and red centers. So we're going to move the top until it goes right up above where it should go, and then we're going to repeat those moves, but this time it's on the

left side. So we could actually do that with our left hand. So once, not solved yet. Twice, 3 times, and there we go. Now something that might happen— what?

What does that do?

I already forgot what he said.

Left side like this, and then doing the right hand 4 moves. 1, 2, 3, 4. Do it slowly. Yeah, and, uh, one way is by holding it on the right side like this, and then doing the right-hand 4 moves. 1, 2, 3,

4. And— oh, it just happened different ways. And one way is by holding it on the right side like this, And then doing the right hand four moves, one two three four, and oh. So you go

spin it, twist it, spin it back down, and then twist it.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

嗯，哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎。Okay, and then the other way was，哎哎哎。What?

The last left side. It just happens to be solved, but sometimes you'll have to repeat it before it ends up being solved. So here's another example. Here's white, green, red, so it goes between white, green, and red centers. So we're going to move the top until it goes right up above where it should go, and then we're

going to repeat those moves, but this time it's on the left side, so we could actually do that with our left hand. So once,

So if I want to get that to down there, I gotta do—

where'd it go?

What? I don't know what I'm doing.

Not solved yet. Twice, 3 times, and there we go. Now something that might happen is you have a corner that's stuck on the bottom here and you need to take it out in order to keep solving. So if that happens, you can just hold it here and then take it out using the same moves, so like that,

and then you can just go on as usual. Okay, so once you've done that for every corner, then just check to make sure all these colors here are also correct, and then we're going to go on to the second layer, so this part. So since the top center here is yellow, your first job is to find an

edge piece, one of these pieces on the top that don't have yellow on it. In this case, it's going to be this one over here, it's got blue and orange. So just put it on the front and then move it around so that it matches up with the center. Now, this has orange and blue, so blue's on

the right, green's on the left for the centers, so since orange and blue, it needs to go over to the right side. It needs to go over here. So since it needs to go to the right, the first thing we're actually going to do is move it away, move it towards the left side like that. Then what

we do— this you'll just have to memorize— take this corner out using your right hand. So again, using those 4 moves that I taught earlier: 1, 2, 3, 4. Now we're going to reinsert this corner, but it's too hard. I didn't think it was this difficult. But that makes this corner go. Hey, hey,

hey, hey,

hey, hey, hey.

Where'd he go?

Oh God, I didn't realize it's this complicated.

Oh my God, fucking market is ripping after I canceled my long. Are you fucking joking?

Well, if I go long now It's got a double bottom.

Is that SMT?

There's no S&T.

I don't see S&T.

Oh,

I'm going ripping.

I'm going all in long. Fuck it, I'm in.

Down £2.

I'm up 20 pence.

I need to make back 70 pence for the prediction to be, uh,

no. I'm up 58 pence.

We got a higher low. Double bottom

bouncing on previous highs

seems like a lot.

So if I go So if I want to move

this corner

to the left, what do I do?

I keep forgetting what I was looking at. Blue and white, then blue and white.

It stays in the same place. What if I do it the other way?

Like, wait, how do I hold that?

No, move down there.

It's really weird. So

even about— I

just keep doing that.

Oh, it's too hard.

Oh, I'm up £2.25, let's go!

Come on, rip!

No,

if I don't look at it

Oh, I'm up 95 pay.

I'm up £2.

I still don't understand what the 4 move does really. So it takes— what, this corner will end up going

Do do do

do. It went from there down to there.

Okay, so if I do this blue and white one, it will go down to there, would it?

Okay, what are this orange yellow?

Oh yeah,

it also flips it round. Blue orange within that blue orange, wouldn't it?

So white orange and that white orange.

Okay, but why do I have to see the 4th move?

Green wire,

green wire. We end up down that way.

Oh yeah.

So if I want the green to go there, will it go like—

wait, disappeared.

I don't understand the 4-move thing. It's— it moves the corner out, doesn't it, and flips it around orange-yellow

and moves it down there.

Excuse me.

So if you've never solved a cube, and if anything along the way becomes unclear and you need more examples, then you can check the example solve, which I have a link to in the description. With that being said, it's time for you to solve your first cube.

So the first thing you do is find the white center piece and hold that on top. Next, what you do is solve the white cross, but we also need the colors on the side to line up. So here's how you do it. Find a white piece on the bottom layer, um, like this one, but not this one.

This one is a corner piece, it has 3 colours on it. We want these ones, these edge ones in the middle. So we're going to take this one, make sure you have the white on top, take this piece from the bottom, and just move it along the bottom until you find that it's underneath the correct coloured centre.

This one's white and green, and this one is a green centre. So then what you do once it's there is just move it up to the top by turning the green face 180 degrees. So basically just do that until you solve the entire white cross and these colors on the side also line up. But I'm going to

show you what might happen that will be a bit tricky. So here I have found a white and orange piece, so I will move it down along the bottom until it's under the orange center, and then turn it 180 degrees until it's on the top. But these colors should be switched, so what you do in this case

is move this over to the side here like this, and then turn the top counterclockwise, move this up here, And then put everything back. And lastly, what could happen is you're looking for the last— what? Counterclockwise, but these colors should be switched. So what you do in this case is move this over to the side here like

this, and then turn the top counterclockwise, move this up here, and then put everything back.

So if I want to flip it,

Blue, yellow. I want yellow, blue. Blue, yellow.

What? And lastly, what could happen, turn the top counterclockwise, but these colors should be switched. So what you do in this case is move this over to the side here like this.

So if I want these to flip and I go like that and then that—

what?

And then, and then turn it 180 degrees till it's on the top. But these colors should be switched. So what you do in this case is move this over to the side here like this and then turn the top Counterclockwise, move this up here, and then put everything back. What?

Move it to the side, then counterclockwise,

and then move it

that way. Oh.

Oh, I move it. Where was it? I move it

that way.

I already forgot. Last thing, look over to the side. You're like this. Ah, I keep forgetting you can do it like that. Keep trying to do that. Okay, move to the side. Move that round and then move that back up and then move that round again.

And then I can keep flipping it now.

Oh look, I can go orange, white, orange, white, white, orange. I can flip it.

Okay, so now I have to flip the side pieces,

and I had to move the corners too.

I'm up £2.50.

Okay, I know 2 moves now. I know how to flip the edge pieces, so you just Spin it, rotate it back up, and then back around. Orange, blue,

blue, orange. Easy.

Okay, so he said get the white cross.

Okay, so I want to flip this one now.

So I go like that, I go like that, I go like that, I go like that, that. Oh, oh, oh, I flipped this one too! Look!

Oh,

I did it! And then I need this side piece. How do I get that over there?

Oh,

I did it.

White. Okay, now I want to get the red center,

so I want to flip this one.

Oh, what? Where'd the white one go?

Now I lost the white edge. Oh, it is—

what's over there?

Come on, market, bounce! I'm up £2.

So if I want to move this corner, I do that.

Oh, I got rid of it.

Huh, can I do that?

That

was weird.

Oh,

there's that.

Oh, what? I don't understand what's happening.

So if I want to get that corner up to there, I go like this.

Orange. Okay, that just messed it up.

I'm just messing it up now, I think.

I completely ruined it.

Okay, I got the white.

And then I need green, don't I?

Green edge is there.

Um, green.

I need green sensor. Oh,

oh.

That

is my one.

Why is white one down there?

嗯，OK。

And then turn the top counterclockwise, move this up here, and then put everything back. And lastly, what could happen is you're looking for the last piece of the cross and it's not anywhere on the bottom. It might be in the middle here. So if it's in the middle, what you can do is just move it into the

bottom. We'll move it down into the bottom, move it out of the way so that we can fix this cross piece, and now you can just solve it as usual.

Alright, once you've solved the whole cross, make sure all these side colors match up with the centers as well, then just turn the cube upside down. So now I'm going to teach you a really important sequence of 4 moves that will help you with everything else on the cube. So just hold the cube like I am, put

your left thumb on the front here, and then put your right thumb on the bottom, and your up here, and then do this. Turn the right side up, turn the top with your right hand like that, turn the right side down, and then turn the top with your left hand like this. Now just repeat that. So right

side up, push with right hand, right side down, push with left hand.

So do it a few times so you can do it quick, and now we're also going to be learning how to do that with our left hand because it's going to be important as well. So hold your left hand like this, right thumb on front, and then move up with your left hand, push with your left hand,

move down, and push with your right hand. Up, push with left, down, push with right.

Okay, so once you can do both of those, we're now going to be solving the rest of the white side. So what you have to do is look at the top for a corner with white on it, such as this one, and then look at the other colors on it as well. This is green, and this is

orange, so these 3 make up one piece, and so we have to look at where that needs to go. So it goes between the white, green, and orange centers. White, orange, green. So it goes over here. So we're going to move the top until it goes right on top of where it should go, and then now you

can insert this into here using 2 different ways. And one way is by holding it on the right side like this, and then doing the right-hand 4 moves: 1, 2, 3, 4. And oh, it just happened to be solved. But sometimes you'll have to repeat it before it ends.

Hmm. Oh my God, I'm down 5 pounds. What the fuck happened?

I was up 2 pounds. Now I'm down 5 pounds.

Okay, so solve the cross first, get the white piece.

Yeah, I guess from here and then I go

Then I want to flip that one.

Mm-hmm.

Where'd

he go?

Okay.

White,

red.

So any other tricks? I only know 2 moves. I know 3 moves.

Cream.

No, I'm gonna solve the whole thing just using 2 moves. It's all you need.

I've got a blue cross and the white— I've got the blue cross and the— I've got the blue cross and the white cross. Now what?

And then he said turn it upside down, didn't he?

And then he says something like, oh, get this color and green, yellow, orange.

Where'd it go? I don't know where it's going.

Where's

all the blood?

Whoa.

Ah, I messed it all up.

Okay, start again. He said make the white cross.

Yeah,

okay,

I made the right white cross and then line up the colors. Show your orange there.

Nice blue there.

Yellow, orange, red, orange. Nice in there.

Blue,