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Stress Testing Helldivers 2's STRONGEST Shotgun
2024-03-08 · 9 min
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With the new update to Helldivers 2, the
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0:00–0:02 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_0Punisher shotgun is probably one of the
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0:03–0:04 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_1most powerful weapons in the game right
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0:05–0:07 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_2now. So if you go to shotguns and look at
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0:07–0:08 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_3the SG-8 Punisher, you can see it now does
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0:09–0:12 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_4405 damage per second, which is the
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0:12–0:15 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_5highest damage out of all of the shotguns.
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0:16–0:18 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_6It does more damage than any other
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0:18–0:19 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_7shotgun, does more damage than the rifles
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0:19–0:22 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_8and also the beam weapons. Even the Jar
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0:22–0:25 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_9Dominator does less damage than the
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0:25–0:27 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_10Punisher, and same for the Laz Scythe and
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0:27–0:30 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_11the Scorcher. So let's take Let's test out
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0:30–0:32 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_12this Punisher shotgun today now that it's
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0:32–0:34 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_13been buffed and compare it to its brother,
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0:34–0:36 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_14the Slugger. Okay, so I just landed on
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0:36–0:39 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_15this planet and we're going to test out
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0:39–0:40 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_16the Punisher shotgun after the buffs and
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0:41–0:43 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_17updates. And straight away I can notice
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0:43–0:45 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_18we've got way more ammunition than usual.
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0:45–0:47 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_19We've got 32 rounds out
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0:47–0:51 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_20of 60. I swear that used to say 16 out of
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0:51–0:54 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_2140, or was it like 24 out of 40? So we've
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0:55–0:57 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_22got more ammunition. What else is
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0:58–0:59 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_23different? This looks the same,
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0:59–1:02 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_24kind of fires the same, feels pretty
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1:04–1:07 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_25much the same. So let's see how much more
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1:08–1:10 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_26damage we do against some of the enemies
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1:10–1:13 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_27now. Okay, so I found some enemies.
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1:13–1:16 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_28The problem with this gun is compared to
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1:17–1:18 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_29the Slugger, it doesn't have medium armor
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1:19–1:21 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_30penetration, so it's not going to be able
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1:21–1:22 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_31to headshot the armored walkers. Watch.
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1:23–1:25 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_32See, it just bounces off. Deflects,
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1:26–1:28 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_33deflects, deflects. It's gonna deflect off
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1:28–1:31 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_34these as well. Look, it doesn't do any
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1:31–1:34 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_35damage against anything higher than light
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1:34–1:37 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_36armor, so that's not great. I've got 2
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1:37–1:40 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_37charges. I was hoping to test this out on
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1:40–1:42 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_38some light armored enemies, but we're kind
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1:42–1:44 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_39of in a pickle because I also don't have a
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1:45–1:46 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_40team for some reason. And has anyone else
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1:47–1:48 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_41got this weird bug where— oh, never mind,
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1:48–1:51 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_42someone just joined me. I was gonna say,
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1:51–1:52 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_43sometimes I get bugged and it
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1:53–1:57 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_44won't let new people join my team,
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1:57–2:00 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_45and then I have to close the game and then
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2:01–2:03 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_46reopen the game. How did I die when the
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2:04–2:05 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_47explosion's over there? I think they also
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2:06–2:08 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_48changed the AoE effect of the 500 kg bomb.
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2:08–2:11 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_49I got the Charger though in the side,
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2:12–2:14 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_50but not enough. Oh, it died. It bled out.
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2:14–2:17 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_51Haha. I just dropped the airstrike too
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2:18–2:21 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_52close to me. It's okay. So you can see I'm
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2:21–2:24 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_53just one-shotting these little guys with
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2:24–2:27 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_54the 400 damage. How many bile spewers do
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2:27–2:29 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_55you want to freaking throw at me? Ah crap.
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2:30–2:33 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_56So really the best thing to do with those
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2:34–2:35 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_57bile spewers is, because we don't have
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2:35–2:37 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_58armor-penetrating damage, we're gonna have
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2:37–2:39 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_59to grenade them. This has not been going
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2:40–2:42 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_60well. I'm trying to find light enemies to
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2:42–2:44 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_61test the gun out on to show you guys, but
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2:45–2:47 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_62all they're doing is— why am I not
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2:47–2:49 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_63respawning?
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2:49–2:49 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_64Someone joined the game, they've got to
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2:52–2:54 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_65land first. The game just wants to
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2:54–2:58 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_66throw loads of bile spewers and armored
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2:58–2:59 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_67chargers at me, which is not what I
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3:00–3:01 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_68wanted. Anyway, I was saying sometimes I
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3:01–3:04 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_69get bugged and no one joins my
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3:04–3:07 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_70team until I restart the entire game,
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3:07–3:09 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_71close the game and restart it. Which is
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3:10–3:13 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_72kind of annoying. Wish they'd fix that.
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3:13–3:15 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_73Anyway, back to testing the gun. We're
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3:16–3:18 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_74gonna do some stress testing. So we're
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3:18–3:22 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_75trying to avoid those armored guys because
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3:22–3:24 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_76our gun does nothing on it. Look, it just
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3:25–3:27 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_77bounces off its back. You can shoot it in
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3:27–3:29 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_78the belly, but it takes forever.
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3:29–3:31 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_79So this is the highest DPS per second gun
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3:33–3:36 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_80in the game for 400 DPS when it comes to
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3:36–3:39 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_81primary guns, so it's obviously gonna
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3:40–3:43 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_82one-shot the little guys. And against
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3:43–3:46 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_83these guys, you can't really do much
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3:46–3:48 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_84against it. He's like,
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3:48–3:51 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_85what are you doing to my bum? Just having
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3:51–3:55 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_86a poke, a pokey poke.
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3:55–3:57 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_87You can destroy his bum after quite a few
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4:00–4:03 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_88shots. But it takes forever.
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4:03–4:05 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_89If I don't have any airstrikes, I just run
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4:07–4:09 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_90away. I can't be bothered. But those guys
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4:10–4:12 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_91take a few shots. One shot, one shot, one
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4:12–4:15 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_92shot. Oh, how did it get up there? I
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4:15–4:18 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_93didn't know you could get up there. I
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4:19–4:19 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_94thought I was safe. So against these ones,
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4:19–4:23 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_95it usually takes a couple shots, or maybe
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4:23–4:26 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_96one shot if you get it in the face.
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4:26–4:27 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_97Oh my god, it's not good at swarms. If you
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4:29–4:31 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_98get swarmed like this, you're kind of
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4:32–4:33 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_99screwed. I didn't get the
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4:33–4:36 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_100airstrike off. Okay, launching back in.
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4:37–4:40 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_101I forgot— I mean, I did press resume
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4:40–4:42 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_102recording, but it didn't resume recording.
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4:43–4:44 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_103I just spent like a minute talking to
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4:45–4:46 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_104myself. Anyway, I had some stalkers as
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4:47–4:49 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_105well. I shot them in the face, only took 3
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4:49–4:51 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_106shots, didn't get it on video. Killing
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4:52–4:55 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_107these guys is really annoying when you
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4:55–4:56 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_108don't have armor penetration. All you can
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4:57–5:00 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_109do is throw a grenade,
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5:00–5:01 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_110but against the armored guys, it's not
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5:04–5:06 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_111great either. Your best bet is shooting it
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5:06–5:09 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_112in the gaps or on its tail to stagger it a
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5:09–5:12 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_113bit. Oh my god, where did they even come
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5:13–5:14 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_114from? Well, they just appear out of no
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5:14–5:16 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_115fucking where. Okay, launching back in
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5:16–5:19 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_116again. Why is it so hard just to— oh,
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5:20–5:23 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_117how many freaking enemies do you want to
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5:23–5:25 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_118give me?
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5:25–5:25 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_119Oh my god, I wasn't even anywhere near the
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5:29–5:31 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_120goddamn airstrike. This game is a freaking
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5:31–5:34 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_121joke now. What have they done to it?
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5:34–5:37 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_122They've broken this game even more. It's
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5:37–5:39 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_123even more stupid than it was before.
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5:40–5:41 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_124It's like the number of enemies that spawn
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5:44–5:46 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_125is have been tripled or something on
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5:46–5:48 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_126Helldive mode. You can't even get to your
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5:48–5:52 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_127objectives because you're constantly
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5:52–5:53 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_128swarmed by massive rampaging swarm of
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5:53–5:56 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_129stupid bugs. Goddamn stupid
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5:56–6:00 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_130I just want a couple enemies to shoot the
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6:05–6:07 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_131gun at so I can show you how good it is.
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6:07–6:10 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_132They keep giving me stupid charges and
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6:13–6:15 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_133stupid bile spills. Fucking hell.
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6:15–6:18 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_134Okay, there's some. So you can see the
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6:20–6:23 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_135damage is pretty good against
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6:23–6:28 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_136these guys. So that just one-shots them.
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6:28–6:31 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_137For fuck's sake. Oh my fucking god.
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6:31–6:35 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_138I swear to Jesus, I'm gonna delete this
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6:37–6:40 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_139game. I can't even do a stupid video where
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6:40–6:42 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_140I test a stupid gun.
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6:43–6:44 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_141Okay, so against these guys, you— it takes
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6:48–6:51 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_142out in one shot and one shot and one shot.
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6:52–6:55 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_143So you can really see the 400 damage,
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6:55–6:57 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_144405 damage per second in effect. I'm so
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6:58–7:01 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_145sick and tired of these stupid chargers.
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7:02–7:03 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_146Oh, Oh my, a Bile Titan?
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7:03–7:05 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_147Fuck off. Yeah, kill your own Stalker guy.
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7:06–7:09 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_148I don't give a damn.
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7:10–7:11 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_149So against the little guys, it's pretty
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7:13–7:15 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_150powerful, but the fire rate is just so
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7:16–7:17 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_151damn slow. You're not going to be able to
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7:18–7:21 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_152do much crowd control. You really want
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7:21–7:23 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_153something like a Spray and Pray or a
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7:24–7:26 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_154Breaker. I don't know why you take this
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7:26–7:27 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_155over the Spray and Pray because It does
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7:27–7:31 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_156really low fire rate against swarms. It
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7:31–7:34 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_157does high damage, so you can do good
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7:35–7:36 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_158damage against light enemies. But
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7:36–7:37 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_159basically every primary gun in this game
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7:38–7:39 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_160can one-shot light enemies. It's the
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7:39–7:41 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_161medium enemies like this that it's gonna
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7:41–7:44 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_162be useless against. And basically every
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7:44–7:46 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_163single primary weapon is used— I got stuck
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7:46–7:48 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_164on a bush. Can you believe I got stuck on
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7:48–7:51 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_165a freaking bush? How?
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7:51–7:53 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_166How in the hell does it even
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7:55–7:58 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_167happen? So every primary gun in the game
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7:58–8:02 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_168is basically useless against
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8:02–8:06 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_169armored enemies, so it doesn't really
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8:06–8:08 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_170matter.
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8:08–8:08 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_171What am I saying? I forgot what I'm
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8:13–8:14 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_172saying. I'm saying
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8:14–8:18 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_173every primary gun is good at killing the
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8:18–8:20 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_174light enemies, so I wouldn't take this one
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8:21–8:23 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_175just because it's got very low fire rate.
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8:23–8:25 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_176Yeah, it can kill Brood Commanders and
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8:26–8:29 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_177bigger things with light armor a bit
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8:29–8:31 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_178faster than something like a Breaker Spray
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8:31–8:34 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_179and Pray, but I don't know,
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8:35–8:38 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_180because the Breaker Spray and Pray or the
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8:38–8:40 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_181Breaker Shotgun, you fire more bullets
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8:41–8:42 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_182faster, but this one fires less bullets
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8:42–8:46 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_183slower but for more damage. So you kind
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8:46–8:49 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_184of— it's basically the same, isn't it?
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8:49–8:51 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_185It's like you fire 10 shots within 5
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8:51–8:53 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_186seconds to kill it, or you fire 5 shots
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8:53–8:56 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_187within 10 seconds to kill it. I'm done.
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8:56–8:59 · rev_3e01de3d3d1e801982447502b3515600_188Screw this game.
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