[2023-02-10] i'm going to JAPAN SOON [ES_Ijhes7Kg]

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Okay, so I got a very busy day today. Got to plan my trip to Japan.

Just over a month and then I'm leaving. Where's my notebook?

Japan 2023 planning. Planning is very important.

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Do you like my thumbnail? Very pretty lady. Waiting for me in Japan.

You look really pretty in the thumbnail. Oh, thanks. I'm just a natural beauty.

Livestream outside Chi-Chi's house. What if I lived outside her house in a tent? I found a guest house that lives just 2 stations away. The guest house didn't reply to me. I sent them an email yesterday

and I sent it to them around 2 p.m.

How would they take such a long time to reply to me? Maybe they've banned me from the guesthouse or something. Why would they not let me move back into the guesthouse? I didn't do anything wrong, did I?

Have I told my girlfriend about going to Japan? Yeah. And she keeps crying. She cried yesterday and then she cried the night before. She keeps saying stuff like, I know you want to live in Japan. I know you're not happy here. I will let you go. She gets all emotional and dramatic. I didn't say anything. I mean,

I didn't say anything like, oh, I really want to live in Japan. She's just like assuming random stuff based off of things like, oh, I like Japanese food. Oh, I studied Japanese before.

It's really annoying. I never said anything about not being happy here or not wanting to live here.

She's not wrong though. I do kind of want to live in Japan. If I had to choose between living in Japan and Thailand, I mean, I'd much rather live in Japan. It's just a more interesting country. Thailand's just a bit boring, isn't it? The only thing interesting about Thailand would be ladyboys. That's what everyone keeps going on

about. Anytime you mention Thailand, the number one thing people say is, oh, ladyboys,

and oh, ping pong show. It's just like stupid, childish stuff.

But then what's so interesting about Japan? Nothing really. It's just special for me, I guess. If I was a billionaire, where would I live? Japan. Japan's the best place to live.

Where's a better place than Japan?

I'd get a nice apartment in the center of Osaka.

So I need to calculate things and do some research. Number one, I need to find out, can I get an airport SIM card? Number 2,

I need to figure out where to live.

Number 3,

hmm,

are you sure I can buy a SIM card at the airport? I really need a SIM card.

It's just in my mind, Japan always has made it really difficult to get a phone contract or SIM card?

No one seems to know. I thought we got some Japan experts here, but I guess not. No one can give me clear answers on anything.

Yeah, I prefer Osaka over Tokyo because I don't know why. Tokyo is just a bit grim, isn't it? It's a bit bland, bit boring. I can't believe it's going to be 3 years since I went to Japan.

You can easily get an eSIM. How? I've only started seeing these eSIM things recently. What are they? It's kind of stupid, isn't it, having a SIM card Surely all this can be done digitally over the internet.

At this point, you should be a Japan expert. Well, I haven't been there for 3 years, and usually when I go to Japan, I just got pocket Wi-Fi. Actually, the first 5 or 6 times I went to Japan, I didn't even get internet because I was broke. Couldn't afford to get pocket Wi-Fi or SIM cards or phone

contracts. I had to rely on the guesthouse internet, and then if I needed internet outside, had to go into 7-Eleven.

It's always been like an expensive expense to get internet in Japan. It feels like a luxury.

Also, getting a taxi always felt like a luxury. I never got taxis in Japan because it just seemed expensive when you can get a train.

I could get pocket Wi-Fi. You order it online, they deliver it to the airport. I've done it before. You pick it up at the airport post office.

But it's like, I can't remember how much it costs, maybe $60 for one month.

I'm zoning out. I don't know what to talk about. It's not a good start. I don't know why I feel so

unfocused right now.

I think the sad thing is People won't really care that much when I'm back in Japan. Too much time has passed.

Did I see Ice and Homeless drama? Yeah, that was weird. I don't know why Homeless started having a go at Ice, saying he's a bad person or whatever.

I saw this channel. He only has 4 videos. He made a video called I Spent 100 Hours in Capsule Hotels in Japan. He got 2 million views.

Makes me want to do something like that. I wonder if I could get some views. The hardest thing about making a video like that would be Making the thumbnail. All the YouTubers, they make the same kind of thumbnail with the capsule hotels, sitting in front of the pod, and it looks kind of futuristic and is glowing orange.

All the capsule hotels I've been looking at don't look like that. They just look like, like a hole, a wooden coffin, like a wooden box.

Where can I find these futuristic-looking capsule hotels?

What's the weather like in Thailand? It's just really hot. It's getting hotter. I think the hot season is approaching.

First cabin. I made a video in there in 2019, didn't I?

It was quite nice. I didn't stay the night, I just filmed a video and left,

but I could see myself living in one. It's just kind of expensive. For a whole month, I think it would cost £1,000,

and you do get privacy because it's quite a big— well, it depends. They've got economy class capsule and first class capsule. Economy class is still pretty big, but first class capsule, you get a desk.

Really been stressing out over where to stay.

I can't decide.

I feel like trying to live in a capsule hotel could make a good video if I, if I get a good thumbnail

and I document the experience well. But what do you do? What would I make for the video? Just film myself sleeping in it, going into the shower room, showing what it's like, and then talking about the experience. Maybe complaining about how noisy it is.

A hostel? Isn't that like a guest house?

It's kind of annoying, guest houses. I don't know why. There's just something about guest houses that they're not like professional, like hotels. It's not like you book it and you feel like

you're treated, treated like a customer. At a guesthouse is weird.

I don't know how to explain it well.

A guesthouse is not like a hotel experience.

I feel like they could— it's up to them. They have the power to decide if they let me live there or not. I don't know if they'll do a background check or something.

Because it's like one big house where everyone's living together. It's not like a hotel where everyone just has their own room and keeps themselves to themselves.

I don't really know what I want. I kind of want the privacy and just keeping myself to myself. I want that from a hotel. But then I'm wondering, maybe I would like to Mingle with people,

chat to people. The annoying thing is, if you go to a guesthouse and you just sit there by yourself and you don't really talk to people, people start talking shit about you. I remember one time I was living in a guesthouse and I didn't really feel in the mood to talk to anyone. I was just sitting there

on my own, on my phone, and some guy was like talking crap about me When I was literally right there, he was talking to the Australian guy saying, oh, did you see that guy? He's always on his— who's that guy? He's always on his phone, doesn't talk to anyone. And the Australian guy knows me because we hung

out and had beers. I mean, so what if I want to sit there on my phone and not talk to anyone? Who cares? Why are you moaning about it?

Some— I mean, I used to think the same way. I used to think, why would you come live in a guesthouse if you don't want to talk to people? There were some weird people like that who would never say hi or never try to have a conversation.

Most people live there because they want to make friends and stuff, or practice English, practice Japanese.

You can't live in a capsule hotel, they kick you out. Why?

Why would they kick me out?

I know they make you leave during the day. A lot of capsule hotels say you can't stay from 10 AM to 3 PM. I don't know why they kick people out during the day. Probably to clean the place. But why do they have to kick you out? Why can't they just clean what needs to be cleaned? I

don't need my pod cleaned if I'm in it. But then why would I want to stay in a pod all day? It's just I would like the freedom to wake up when I want to. I might want to wake up after 10 a.m.

It's so hard to plan anything because I don't know what I'm going to do and how long am I going to stay and if I'm going to like it in Japan or not.

If I'm just going to stay a month whilst I get a new Thailand visa,

then maybe I'll just get an expensive apartment. If it's only a month, it's not too bad.

I see a lot of these apartments on Booking.com. They've only got one review and really bad ratings. They look like scams, don't they? I wouldn't book a place like that. 6 reviews, review score 6 out of 10.

What do the reviews say?

Just says it's dirty and damaged. I could book it for like 2 days, see if it's a scam or not, and if it's real, then for longer.

How's the sex with the girlfriend? Uh, it's a bit boring now. I find it hard to get in the mood. We usually do it like once a week or twice a week. Sometimes she tries to initiate it and I have to stop her because I just can't get in the mood. And then she gets upset,

especially after dinner. My stomach feels kind of full and I don't really want to move. I just want to sleep.

I think being separated for a bit would be good for us, because if we've been apart for a few weeks and we go back together again, it'll be fun.

Oh, thanks, King.

It's hard to miss someone when you're with them every day.

I'm just kind of craving cereal with someone else right now.

Different kind of— different kind of face. Or a different kind of body. Maybe someone a bit shorter. Just getting a bit of fatigue. It's a serial fatigue with the same person.

I can't help it. It's just like you eat the same food for too long, your taste buds get used to the same flavor, and then you just kind of stop liking the flavor. Or the flavor doesn't really do anything for you after a while.

So I have to, like, shut my eyes and picture someone else, like a sister, to, to actually get aroused enough. Otherwise I start going a bit soft.

I don't know why it's like that. It's just how it is.

Kind of sucks, doesn't it?

Am I watching Prawn? Yeah, I've been starting to watch Prawn again.

I got this one— I don't know if I'd say a friend. Maybe she's a friend, but she's a viewer. Known her since 2018. She does Pornhub. She said she's going to come to Thailand, but I don't know if I believe her. She said she was going to come to Manchester 2 years ago and she never did.

And then she said she was going to come to Scotland, then she never did. So seems kind of unlikely.

I said it would be better if you come to Japan because then I'll be free. If you come to Thailand, I can only stay out until 4 PM, then I have to go back home. So I have to— we'd have to meet up around now, and then I'd have to go back before 4 PM.

I wouldn't be able to stay out late.

Yeah, the girl from America, she's Japanese, but I think she moved to America when she was a kid. I don't know, I forgot now, but she's pretty cute.

She has that Japanese look that I like.

I just hope she's not dangerous or something.

Girls who are dangerous scare me. I was scared of Mida because I thought she might be kind of crazy in a dangerous way,

like breaking stuff or

doing something that could be physically dangerous,

because I'm not a very danger-seeking person. I'm very afraid of stuff like heights. Doing risky things. I don't want to die. I don't want to go to the hospital. So I'm very careful. People think that's boring. People like Mila would think I'm very boring, but I'm just trying to stay alive because I don't want to die. People

like Mila are like, oh, if I die, I die. It's destiny. You can't change destiny. If it's meant to be, then it's meant to be. I hate that attitude. It's so stupid. If you're careful and you reduce the chances of you dying, then there's less chance of you dying.

If you're going bungee jumping and rock climbing every day, then the chances of you dying are gonna be much higher than me, who just sits at home.

Mila's just stupid. She's got a lot of dumb outlooks on life. Which I found frustrating

and didn't agree with.

So who saw my PewDiePie video? What did you think? I can't believe it has 17K views. It was nostalgic because it was— it kind of reminded me of the old days. Me giving an opinion on something and then everyone arguing about it in the comments section. You can tell it's a good video with all the debate that

happens. It was quite an even 50/50 split of people agreeing with me, people disagreeing with me, saying I'm an idiot. There were so many comments from these stupid SJW types saying stuff like, oh, it's not even your baby. No one asked for your opinion. It's got nothing to do with you. Are these people stupid? I had this

argument with this stupid girl in the comments section. She said, I'm English, white English, and I grew up in Spain and I didn't have any problems like what you're talking about.

Can you imagine

growing up in Europe as a white person and then having the nerve to say that's anything like growing up Asian in Europe or growing up white in Asia. Why would you have any problems growing up in Europe if you're white? I mean, Spain, I guess they're not really white whites. They're more Hispanic white. But are Hispanic whites

really racist towards white whites?

I don't think so.

Why do people think I can't have an opinion and express it just because it's not my baby or has nothing to do with me? Everything in the world has nothing to do with me. It doesn't mean I can't have an opinion on it.

It just reminded me of the moronic viewership I had back in 2018 because Because a lot of them were like that. I lost like 20k viewers, and the 20k viewers were mostly people, stupid people like that.

You can tell what kind of people they are, can't you, just from the comments they leave? Oh, you're just saying negative things about someone's baby. Why don't you mind your own business? Why can't we just have an open discussion about a very popular YouTuber who's living in a very popular country Who recently announced that he's having a

baby there. It's a trending topic. It has something in relation to what I'm interested in, which is life in Japan. I think it's an interesting topic to discuss. If PewDiePie doesn't like it, then he shouldn't have told the world that he's having a baby.

I was wrong on a few points though. I thought if you're born in Japan, then you're Japanese. But apparently you do need to have at least one Japanese parent to be technically Japanese. But the baby will be able to live in Japan. It's just technically he's not a Japanese citizen. I think— I don't know how it would

work then. It would live on like a dependent visa. And then after 5 years, if it— I don't know, after 10 years, if it lived in Japan for 10 years, then it could apply for citizenship and become Japanese.

So it's kind of weird. It'll be born as non-Japanese, but then what is its nationality?

And then after 10 years, it can become a Japanese person. So strange, isn't it?

But who knows, maybe after 2 years they move back to Italy or Sweden,

back to the UK.

I didn't watch, but I'm going to guess you said something about there being too many people on the planet. No, I didn't say that. I said the kid will be bullied for being white, and then people in the comments were saying, why would he be bullied? He's PewDiePie's kid and he's gonna be rich. What a stupid counterargument.

If he's— if people find out he's PewDiePie's kid, I reckon he'll get bullied even more because they'll be like, lol, is this your dad? In the pink panties shaking his bum. They'll get like embarrassing clips of PewDiePie when he was in his cringe era and then make fun of the kid, won't they? Sure, some people would want

to be friends because they like PewDiePie, but then the bullies would use it to bully the kid.

And then Japanese people would constantly be, be questioning whether the kid is actually born in Japan or not. They'll be like, are you just joking? Are you taking the piss? So he'll constantly have to be whipping out his passport showing, yeah, I am Japanese or whatever. It'll be annoying.

Even the anime man complains a lot about because he doesn't look Japanese,

he has to get— go through a lot of frustrating things.

You sound a smidge jelly of his unborn baby. I don't really think I sounded that jealous. Jealous of what? Jealous of being white born in Japan?

Well, the video did what I wanted it to do. It caused backlash and I had a controversial, unpopular opinion, and it got views. It's got more views than any video I've had since October. 17K already. It's going to overtake the Chihiro's new boyfriend video. Turns out Chihiro couldn't report my video because the thumbnail is still there. Seems

like— I don't know if she actually reported the thumbnail for copyright, but I edited the photo so much it barely looks like her anymore. It doesn't look anything like the original photo. The original photo, she looks way older. I put volume in her hair. I changed her hair color. I put glasses, changed her smile as well. It's

basically a different person at that point.

Maybe PewDiePie's kid can be friends with the anime man's kid, Connor's kid. They can have like a YouTuber kid bubble. Does PewDiePie even have any Japanese friends? I never seen him— never seen him hang out with a Japanese person ever. He's probably gonna say, sure, I have Japanese friends. His name is Joey, the Anime Man. He's not

Japanese, he's Australian.

How can you be Japanese if you're born in Australia?

I don't know why Anime Man keeps calling himself Japanese. That'd be like me going to Malaysia and saying, hey guys, I'm Malaysian.

I find it funny people starting to wake up to the fact that Japan is a pretty racist country. It's just because the big names like Chris Broad and stuff are starting to complain more about it.

I know they try not to because that— the whole brand is, wow, Japan's amazing, I love Japan. But you can see them starting to complain about it a bit, especially during the Hokkaido bike trip. They got refused entry to a few restaurants just because they're white.

And I think people are starting to realize more and more that Japan is not a very liberal place, even though for some reason very left-wing people seem to love Japan. Like the very soy boy people, left-wing soy boy types love Japan, but they don't know how It's like they love a country that's so against all the things

they believe in, like racial equality and gender equality and being open-minded and LGBT pro. Japan's like very against all these ideas and concepts. I find it kind of ironic.

They just seem so unaware that, oh, Japan is such a respectful country.

They're not respectful at all. They literally have signs outside the shop saying no foreigners. They're like one of the least respectful countries in the whole world. They're so close-minded and anti-anything new age. They're a very traditional and old age society where it's like men are at the top, men are in charge of everything. Women Stay at home

and make babies.

People don't know anything about Japan. They just think it's all Pokémon and anime.

They don't know the dark side like I do.

I'm Japan-pilled.

J-Pilled. For example, the big companies like Toyota, Mitsubishi, you know, they refuse— they, they choose men over women to employ because they don't want to employ women because they're going to get pregnant and then quit or take 9 months off.

So they, they just choose men over women and it's not like a big secret or anything. It's just accepted. If that happened in the West, there'd be outrage.

It makes sense though, doesn't it? If you're like the CEO or a hiring manager at Toyota, you had to pick between a man and a woman. And there's a high chance a woman's going to quit after a few years because she's going to get pregnant, whereas the man is probably going to stay with the company for a

few decades, I'd choose the man as well.

Why are you dumping your girlfriend when you were so adamant about being serious with her? I didn't say I'm dumping her. I'm just saying I'm leaving her and then coming back to her after a while.

She needs— I need to break her so she accepts the fact that this is how it's going to be. I'm going to leave, but then I'll come back because I'm not going to get married to her and I'm not spending freaking $17,000 on a 5-year visa and I'm not going to school. I got things to do, videos

to make, I got streaming to do. I don't have time to go to a stupid school 5 days a week, learn something I don't care about.

So getting a student visa is kind of out of the option.

Is not an option. The only thing I can think of is I go out, come back here, and get a tourist visa. That means I have to be out of the country for a few weeks or maybe a few months.

When are you going to Japan? In a month's time.

I already booked my ticket. Booked a direct flight. The thing is, she can't afford to buy a plane ticket, a direct ticket. She can afford to get the, the stopover at the Philippines, but she doesn't want to stay overnight in an airport by herself, which I understand. I don't want to stay overnight in the Philippines in the

airport. That's why I spent more money to get a direct flight.

It's not even that much money though,

because the Philippine return flight is like £360. My direct one-way ticket was £300. Plus, if I really need to get an outbound ticket, I'll get a direct ticket to Jeju Island or something, which is like £80. So it'll work out the same, won't it? I don't know if I actually need an outbound ticket to Japan. It's a

bit scary going there because I feel like they're gonna question me. Uh, where is your outbound ticket?

I guess I'll just say, oh, I haven't bought it yet.

Hook up with Ice? Nah, I'm pretty sure he'll be gone by the time I get there, which I'm a bit glad of because if he was there when I'm there, I'd be tempted to snipe him.

And then I don't know, I feel like I should go up to him and say hi, but then it'd be really awkward. I don't really want to be on his stream either.

I'm glad I met him when he was off stream because on stream he's trying to entertain his viewers, so he does weird stuff and he tries— he really eggs people on to fight. He wants drama and conflict, so he eggs people on.

He provokes them

to make content. I see him doing it with basically every sniper. He tries to evoke emotions by provoking and questioning. It makes for fun content, but I don't know if I really want to end up like homeless and being mad at Ice and crying. Because I like Ice, but if I met him on stream,

you know, they say never meet your heroes.

Why don't you tell Thai girlfriend you want to date and don't plan on marrying her? Because then she'll be upset. She told me she wants to have a family, and then she asked me what are my thoughts, and all I say is I don't know, and then she gets upset. She said, I don't like it when you

say I don't know or maybe. I don't know. We've been having sex for 4 months and there's no children, so even if I wanted kids The fact that there's no kids yet, maybe there's something wrong with me. Maybe I can't actually have kids because she should be pregnant. If I was any other guy, she would be pregnant

right now. How can you have cereal for 4 months and there's no babies?

I don't know what I want.

That's the problem.

What I want is completely unachievable. I want to be a super famous successful YouTuber with 5 girlfriends and no responsibilities and play video games.

It's just unattainable what I actually want.

Do I want to marry a Thai woman, live out the rest of my days in Thailand?

I don't know.

But do I really want to just spend the rest of my life hopping between Asian countries? 6 months in Japan, 3 months in Thailand, a few months there, a few months here. Can I afford it? I'm actually spending more money than I make. So I don't think I can afford this.

I'm overspending. I don't know what to do to not overspend.

Maybe not getting a hotel. I need to really cheap out in Japan.

So I want to experiment with some cheap living content in Japan because I can't afford to make— I can't afford to book a $1,000, $2,000 hotel in Japan.

I'm just going to have to lower my standards a bit.

Just break up with her? No, because what if I don't like Japan? I want to come back to Thailand.

I want to go on some dates, maybe in Japan, meet some Japanese women.

If I get a Japanese girlfriend, move in with her, maybe I would move on to Japan.

I don't know, just have to see what happens, won't we?

It's hard to plan stuff when everything's so random. You never know what's gonna happen.

I don't really want to hang out with streamers

like Ice is doing. I don't know what I want to do. It's very difficult. What if I go to a guesthouse and make friends and actually have a good time? I might not want to come back to Thailand.

Have I heard of Peach Airline? Yeah, but it never shows up on my booking app. All I get is Jeju Air.

£5,000 for a month hotel in Namba. The hotel prices are insane now in Japan. £27,000. Large suite with king bed, city view. Imagine being rich enough to afford that. If you're making £100K a month, that would be easy, I guess, to live somewhere there like that.

3-bedroom house, £1,200. For 30 nights.

That's pretty good actually

for a whole house. I can bring my, my LA girl there.

Wow, it's actually a whole house. Where is it?

It's probably in the middle of nowhere.

Would you ever dress as Chihiro for a video? Oh, thanks. Um, I already did. Back in Manchester, I wore that pink top, remember?

Maybe I'll get a love doll, dress it up like Chihiro. That would be funny.

Let's see where this 3-bedroom house— oh, it's north of the river in Osaka. So it's quite far from the center, but damn, I get a whole house.

Where is it?

I think that's the area I need to look at. Osaka Central is just really expensive. I'd have to look at like Amagasaki, over the river, on the outskirts. Let's see what the reviews say.

The parking lot is narrow. Who cares? I'm not gonna drive there. It's only got 6 reviews. I was worried about the smell of ammonia in the toilet.

Seems like the reviews are good. Maybe I'll add this to my favorites.

But do I need a whole house? Seems a bit excessive.

Is my girlfriend going with you? I don't think she is. I don't think she can afford it, and I told her I can't afford it.

So unless she can find the money, it seems like she won't be able to come.

Doll dressed up as Chihiro, but this time she doesn't get cheated on. Now I get 2 dolls. One will be called Chihiro, the other one will be called Stacy,

and then I'll cheat on the Chihiro doll with Stacy. Haha, that'd be pretty funny.

Why I cheated on Chihiro with Stacy. New drama with my love dolls. That'd be like some crazy content. Psycho content. Why I'm having an open relationship with Stacy and Chihiro.

Oh, this is good. ¥1,200. One-bedroom apartment. But it's in Nishinari. There's quite a lot of these cheaper apartments in the slum area, but the interior looks nice.

Maybe they're— what's that word? Gentrification. Gentrifying the slum area. That's how you gentrify an area, isn't it? Get some nice property, do it up nice, charge, charge an expensive price to live there so poor people get squeezed out. Turn a slum into a nice area.

Homeless bums can move out.

Do I still have social anxiety?

Yeah, I just try to avoid talking to people now. I've given up trying to overcome anxiety. I just try to find ways to, to work around it. So, for example, there's a gym downstairs, but you have to sign your name, which I don't want to do. So I only go there with my girlfriend, but she ordered me

some dumbbells, got them yesterday, so now I don't even have to go to the gym. The problem is the maximum weight on the dumbbells she got me only goes up to 11 kg. I want 15 kg.

The bar isn't long enough to put on more weights, and the weights aren't heavy enough. The maximum weight of each weight is, I think, 2.5 kg. So I put 4 2.5s and then 2 1.5s, and it comes out to 11 kg. But it's still pretty heavy. I can't even do 10 reps on 11 kg. But I really—

my goal is I want to really lift 20 kg eventually. I can only just lift 15 kg.

This place looks nice. 1,200, 20 square meter entire apartment. It's got a kitchen, bathroom, and it looks really modern and clean inside. It's got a desk.

Let's go one of those fancy Japanese toilets.

1,200 is not that expensive.

If I really put my head down, try to get some videos out, I think I could make the place pay for itself.

Tempting. Where is it? It's just the area. I know what that area is like and it's kind of shit. It's not that— it's like a 15-minute walk away from the red light district. Oh my, it's in Tengah Chaya.

Tengah Chaya is like the shitty slum place.

But I spend all day inside, so do I really care what the outside is like?

Do pull-ups? I don't have anywhere to put a pull-up bar. I like doing bicep curls because it's not easy, but it's comfortable. Doing push-ups is not comfortable. You gotta get down on the ground. My head goes— my face goes all red because all the blood goes to my head. I don't like doing push-ups because it's not comfy.

Bicep curl is comfortable. You just pick it up, lift it up and down. There's no hanging or squatting. I hate squatting as well.

Bicep curls only work your biceps. It also works my forearms because my forearms start aching. As well. I also do the overhead lifts with the dumbbells, so that must do my shoulders, and do push-ups for my pecs. It's just my belly's fat now. I don't know how to get my belly flat again.

What do I need 15 kg for? To lift. So I want to lift 15 kg and then move up. Increase my strength. I want to improve my strength so I can lift heavier things.

Next time I see that ex, if he ever threatens me again, I'll suplex him through the table. That fat bastard

thinks he can drive me back to the airport and get me to go back home. Fuck does he think he is?

As if I'm gonna leave the country because you tell me. Who the hell do you think you are, stupid?

Don't wanna get demonetized,

you stupid idiot. I got demonetized last stream, but then when I ended the stream it went green, so I don't know how much money I missed out. Probably like $5 ad revenue.

It's annoying because I need to eat more to grow more muscle, but then the more I eat, the bigger my belly gets.

Got like a fat Asian guy belly. You see, everyone in Asia's got a belly.

If I stop eating and try and starve myself, that's not good for my muscle growth on my arms. So it's a bit annoying. If you get ripped, that'll be interesting to see. I think I'm looking pretty good. My bicep and chest area is getting pretty swole.

It feels good. I didn't think I'd enjoy lifting weights, but you can actually see the progress and the progress happens pretty quickly. So I stopped lifting weights for maybe a year and I really struggled to even lift 5 or 7 kg, but then I kept doing it. And then like a week or two later, after the pain

heals, it's very noticeable how much of a difference in the amount of weight you can lift after just a few weeks. And then you notice it in the mirror as well. Your arms actually change in size. So

it— the transformation is very noticeable and can be quite quick if you're going from zero.

And you also notice you can start lifting more heavier things, just like daily items.

It feels satisfying, feels rewarding. I hate Doing hard things and not seeing any progress or improvement, which is why I'm fed up with stupid YouTube channel.

No growth.

But I guess I'm not doing anything hard. I'm just doing like lazy, low effort stuff.

But when I do hard stuff like IRL streams, it doesn't get more views, does it?

YouTube is weird because my low-effort clickbait stuff has the most views out of everything, like the Elden Ring reviews.

So I feel like YouTube is a broken system because they reward clickbait and low effort and drama,

but in my experience, they don't really reward high effort or trying to make a good video.

So the whole system on YouTube is just messed up.

I also want to go to the gym in Japan. I've been looking up gyms. Apparently, if you don't have a Japanese bank account and you don't have a visa, not many gyms are going to let you sign up for for a membership. So you got to do the, the non-membership daily pass and that costs like $20 or

$30 just to have access for one day, which kind of sucks. If I go once a week, it's nearly— that's over $100, isn't it? Just to go to the gym. I might want to go twice a week, so maybe I'll just buy some dumbbells and carry it around with me. If I get— if I book myself my

own apartment, just buy some dumbbells.

Japan makes everything so frustrating if you don't have a Japanese bank account.

I remember trying to sign up for fiber optic broadband with Chihiro, and they went through the entire process of explaining everything, and then they asked, how are you going to pay? I said, I've got a Visa debit card. And they were like, oh, you need a Japanese bank account. Why?

Chihiro wouldn't pay for it for me. She said, no, I don't want to pay things for you. Even though I said I'd give her the money, she said she doesn't want to sign up for things for me. Chihiro was so unhelpful. Thai girlfriend would definitely sign up for me if I asked her to get me internet.

Get water weights, hmm, but they look silly.

How heavy is water though? Fill it up with sand, maybe. Remember when I was in those Airbnbs trying to get Mila back and I was into exercising back then? I was doing these weird exercises. I think I got a plastic bag, I filled it with random stuff, and then I used— I used the broom and I was

also using the fire extinguisher and lifting it over my head.

I want a dumbbell that's easy to grip.

I guess I wouldn't mind paying $20 to enter a gym for a day if I'm just going once a week. I think once a week is fine if I do a good workout and really tear my muscles up. It'll take a week to repair

my muscles if I do a good workout. Just keep lifting until I literally can't move my arms anymore.

Plans. What things to do? I need to set up a daily routine. Things to do in Japan. I want to go gym. I also want to

buy a bicycle. Streaming. Some bike streams could be fun.

I also want to sell my Insta360 camera.

I think I know a shop where they'll buy it off me. I made $100 off my Insta360 video. It made— it got 34K views, but the camera cost me over $500.

What else do I want to do?

I kind of like this 1-bedroom apartment here. £1,200 is not too bad. I could afford it. It's just the high rent plus plane tickets. It's definitely over my budget.

I don't know if I'd make OnlyFans in there because someone's gonna report it to the manager or whatever. So I'd probably play it safe and then go to a love hotel to make OnlyFans.

I'm gonna add this to my favorites.

Oh no,

I need to pee. Oh, £18,000 Osaka Marriott Hotel, 5-star, 30 nights. Imagine being able to afford that.

Mixed dormitory, $600 a month.

Okay, let's do some serious planning.

Didn't know you still have OnlyFans. Yeah, I still get passive income from it. People are waiting for me to post some new stuff. I said I'll make some new stuff when I get to Japan. I'm gonna go to Don Quijote, get some tengas.

But I'm not allowed to shove stuff up my bumhole. I got a warning on OnlyFans saying inappropriate content removed. I clicked on guidelines and it says— let me see what it says.

It says I'm not allowed to put objects that are not intended for penetration inside my bum. I got scared they were gonna ban me.

I would be pretty worried if I got banned on OnlyFans. It's my second biggest source of income.

Your post has been removed because it's violated our acceptable use policy. They removed me doggy styling the love doll.

Says accounts featuring imprisoned persons or persons in custody. Okay, so no sex slave dungeons. Any depiction of a sleeping person or not conscious. Maybe, maybe the love doll depicts someone who's not conscious.

Says any depiction of a sleeping person, real or depicted, not conscious.

Publishing personal information, content that includes spy cameras, vomiting or vomiting play, Imagine people who get off to vomiting. Foot prolapse. What does that mean? Lactation or breastfeeding. Menstrual bleeding. Penetration with items not meant for sexual stimulation. So they removed my spatula thing that got me banned on Airbnb. They also removed my yogurt up the bum one.

Just get a dildo.

Well, I did, but I got bored with the dildo.

Sometimes you gotta use what's lying around. I didn't have a dildo when I was in Germany, so I thought, well, I'll use this spatula. It's got a very round and smooth handle.

They sell these yoghurts in packets and you can squeeze it out. I put the nozzle up my bum and then I just squeezed it all in and then squeezed it back out again. That was wild. It felt so weird. So imagine having a cold, liquidy, creamy poop and just squirting it all out. It felt weird.

It was interesting though. You know those sweets where it pops in your mouth? Imagine putting that up your bum.

That must feel strange as well.

So I can't put food items. They also took down my sausage up the bum.

It's a stupid rule. What's wrong with the sausage? It's smooth and round and safe. Put a frankfurter up my bum in Manchester.

Even OnlyFans doesn't let you do what you want.

Okay, no more random objects up the bum then. Whatever.

What is a foot prolapse? I don't even know what prolapse means. What is a prolapse?

Look at this stupid comment. Leave Felix and Marzia alone. How is this your problem? Where they wanted to choose to live, now having a child, they're happy with the news and you want to create unnecessary issues.

They're going to treat their child with love and protect him or her. What a video full of nonsense overcrowding other people's happiness. What a stupid comment. These people are so dumb.

Yeah. Okay, PewDiePie, protect and shower your kid with all the money and love and see how spoiled and narcissistic it turns out.

How is this your problem? Who said it was my problem? I didn't say it's my problem. Actually, I didn't. I said my problem with PewDiePie. It is my problem. Is it? I don't know how I can argue that it's my problem

if he grows up to be another school shooter incel.

Why does it have to be my problem for me to make a video about it? Oh wow, thanks, Kale. Daniel, you're an inspiration, man. I really mean that. Wow, thanks. You had a girl like Mila. Most dudes won't. Yeah, I had an ex-girlfriend that's more attractive than PewDiePie's wife. Mila's way better looking than Marzia.

I don't see any of these big YouTubers dating girls more attractive than Mila.

These comments like this really piss me off. Leave Felix and Marzia alone.

You leave me alone. I can talk about whatever I want, so shut it, idiot.

And that is how you grow a YouTube channel with fans.

Leave PewDiePie alone! No,

I want my views, thank you very much. Most views I've gotten since October. It could get 25k views maybe. Imagine PewDiePie reacts to it.

If we get loads of views then—

even TechLead made a video about it. TechLead had a different take on it though. He said something about inheritance tax and

wanting to raise your kid in your own country for nostalgia reasons, which I didn't really think about.

I went more for the growing up white in an Asian country angle. He went more for the financial and monetary angle.

Someone has to think about the children.

I posted a new Hogwarts Legacy review as well on my second channel this morning. How many damn Hogwarts Legacy videos do I need to make? None of them are popping off. I don't get it. It's the number one most trending video game out right now. I've made like 10 videos and they all get rubbish views.

I paid $70 for that stupid game. How much money have I made so far from all the videos? So the first video made $1.16.

The second video made $0.95.

So that's $2. The third video made $0.40.

The third video made

$1.60.

The fifth video made 89 cents.

I need to make 70 videos to break even. This one made 13 cents. Wow, raking it in here. I thought this was going to be my new Elden Ring that goes viral.

64 cents.

And then the main channel, Hogwarts Legacy Review, made $11.06. And then my Twitch streams,

I don't think it's finished calculating, but so far it's calculated

$463 in ads

and then $556 in Prime subs. $556.

Daniel, you're smart to cheat. They cheat too. You just do it before they have a chance to do it to you. Don't ever trust them. Much love, bro.

Yeah, it's either cheat or be cheated on. I'd rather be the cheater.

Um, 3rd day of Twitch streams made $329 in paid subs. There's probably more to come tomorrow when it finishes calculating. $329.

So far I made $30.30 on my Hogwarts Legacy content, so I need another $40, then YouTube and Twitch have paid for my game.

I want JK Rowling to pay for me— pay for my Hogwarts Legacy copy. I don't know why none of the videos are blowing up. It's really weird.

Usually whenever I make a video about a new game, it gets at least a couple thousand views.

Maybe because most people don't have access to the game yet until I think tomorrow or Saturday.

I'll keep making videos why I hate Hogwarts Legacy, my problem with Hogwarts Legacy. Eventually one's going to get some views, I reckon.

You already divorced one Japanese woman. Are you sure you want to do this again? Well, I don't. I don't want to get married again. That'll just be annoying. If I marry her, it'll be even harder to leave.

It was so hard leaving Chihiro because I felt guilty. She went through all this trouble of taking me to the town hall, getting married, getting the documents signed. I honestly think Pia is perfect for you. Chihiro honestly thought she was gonna spend the rest of her life with me, and she went through all this trouble to make

it happen, get my visa and everything. And then I just basically, I sabotaged the relationship because I didn't really want to, to live the rest of my life with Chihiro. I felt like it would be boring. I wanted to have freedom to go back home and go around and meet different people.

Pia is perfect for you. I don't think so.

I feel like there's more oysters in the sea to be cracked.

It's just the idea of being stuck with one woman for the rest of your life. Why does that seem so depressing and miserable?

The idea of getting married and having kids and then the woman and the man not being in love with each other anymore. That's why they cheat so much, especially in Japan. You get married, have kids, and then it's like the attraction to each other goes because the goal of having kids has been accomplished.

And then you don't really see each other as man and woman anymore. It's just like, oh, that's my husband or that's my wife. And then you start wanting to cheat and find a new lover.

As someone who gets bored very quickly of things and people, I'm scared of the idea of being stuck with one person forever.

I just feel like I'd be miserable.

The whole point of having a long-term relationship is to create the foundations of a stable family, to then have kids and then create a family and move on from that whole looking for a mate part of your life.

But if you don't really care about having kids or a family, then it seems a bit meaningless.

I'm still in my Peter Pan phase, Peter Pan syndrome.

I just, I feel like I never really got the chance to fully take advantage of my YouTube money and my YouTube freedom. Daniel, what would you say is the meaning of life? Meaning of life

depends on what you want in life. Some, for some people it's to make a family, for some people it's to become rich and successful. For me, it would be to avoid getting a job at all costs. No matter what I have to do, I would avoid. My meaning of life is to not have to get a job.

Everything else is just secondary.

I never want to have to get a job again,

so hopefully this YouTube thing keeps going. I feel like after the divorce, because stupid COVID, I never got the chance to fully take advantage of my freedom and financial freedom.

And now I'm stuck with this tiger. It's really annoying actually. I didn't want to get stuck with a serious relationship. I wanted to be free and just like go to Thailand, mess around, go to Japan, mess around.

And then I got bogged down again.

I can't just walk away because this is such a comfy living situation.

It's a bit annoying.

It's too— it's too comfortable to voluntarily walk away. At least it was easy with Chihiro because there's so much fighting and she was so annoying

that I was happy to just walk away.

But Chihiro is too angry. I need a more docile and passive girlfriend who would respect my privacy and not try to find out everything I'm saying. Consider doing deliveries with a car. So easy, barely have to talk to anyone. Just leave orders at the door. That's why I want to— in a 5-mile radius. That's why I wanted

to learn to drive. That was my plan. I was gonna try do some Uber stuff or try and make some driving content, like accidents on the road. Get a 360 cam, put it on the roof. But then Japan reopened and I met this Thai girl. All my plans of driving went out the window.

Just get a bicycle and do Uber maybe. But I don't want to bike or drive up and down all day long.

I'm lazy. I want to do something on the internet.

How much money do they even make anyway? They've got to pay The fees for the app— I'm sure Uber takes a big chunk of the money as fees. And then you've got to pay for petrol, maintenance on your vehicle, all of the costs of maintaining a vehicle like road tax, MOTs, repairs. It seems like after you deduct

all of the costs, you won't be left with much profit.

I'm a guy but will pay $100 to hang out in Japan.

Maybe. What would you want to do if we hung out?

I am a guy but will pay $100 to hang out in Japan.

Maybe we do IRL livestream subathon.

I wonder if, if my community would keep a subathon going. I feel like I wouldn't get enough donations and the timer would just reach zero after After half a day.

It really works well for Ice. I don't know if it would work for me. I just feel like I would go— I would lose my energy, get bored, just want to play some video games, go to sleep, and then people will say, oh, this is boring, and not watch it.

And then I'll have like 20 viewers. Who's going to watch me sleep?

No one watches Ice sleep. He has like 400 viewers. He goes down from 3,000 viewers to like 300 viewers when he goes to bed, but then they all come back when they— when he wakes up. As long as people come back when I wake up. But I don't really want to stream myself sleeping because I'm gonna jerk

off and stuff.

I am tempted to do like a subathon.

Find girls together. Whoa, what's that?

Find girls together to take to karaoke love hotel. What, together?

Force them in a love hotel? I don't know if I would do that.

Sounds boring. Yeah, I think if I did a subathon, I would run out of energy and just not feel like doing anything anymore and just sit around being bored again. My longest livestream was 14 hours in that Korean hotel. Find girls together, take to karaoke, love hotel.

I've never tried to get girls on the street. I just feel like it won't work. I'd be too nervous and shy.

But watching Ice interact with Japanese girls on the street, quite a few of them are up for getting together, it seems. He started chatting to 2 Japanese women at a train station, ended up getting a massage

from them at the train station. So there does seem to be some crazy Japanese women who would, who would be up for something.

I guess 70 or 80% would walk away or not respond. But then there's like 20% who probably would be up for something.

Yeah, I saw him getting a foot massage and a head massage from these— those 2 women were crazy. They look pretty old though, like 40 or something.

Someone's doing drilling.

I always pull chicks. I will do the work for us. I'm too scared. I get scared talking to strangers. I remember I went to a bar with Takeo-san,

and it was like a very dark fancy cocktail bar, and there were 2 Japanese women at the bar, and I definitely think they turned— I saw them turn around And I felt like they were looking at me. I was too scared to look back and make eye contact, but I could see from the corner of my eye—

I was looking at the ground because I was chatting to Sam's friend about, about anti-anxiety pills. But I could see these 2 Japanese girls at the bar. They were like looking around, looking behind them. I should have made eye contact and said, yo, what's up?

I think if I had Ice's attitude, I definitely would have been able to turn that into a situation where we started chatting, got some drinks together.

Didn't you say they like shy guys? They do, but if you're too shy to initiate or let stuff happen, then what's the point? They're not going to initiate. No Japanese girl is going to come up to you and be like, hey.

They want you to come up to them and say, hey. They might give you a sign, like they'll look at you or turn around.

But I'm too scared to initiate anything unless they actually come up to me. For example, in the guesthouse, I would wait until people come up to me, and then I spent the first 2 weeks not having any friends because I was too scared to go up to people.

And then people got used to seeing me around, and then they eventually came up to me, and then I got accepted into their friend group.

I had no friends at the guest house back in 2017 until James moved in. The Canadian guy. And then I said hi to him because he looked really friendly.

I saw him sitting around and he was just like smiling, trying to make eye contact.

So I went up to him and said, hey.

I think if you're doing a livestream, it definitely— it can be like an icebreaker, but then it can also scare them off or freak them out if they don't want to be on camera. Something to talk about that's interesting.

Do I still talk with him? Who, James? No. He told me his Instagram, but I never added him. And when I moved out of the guest house, we never messaged. He must think I'm a weirdo if he followed my channel after the whole marriage stuff happened— during the marriage stuff.

I wonder how long he followed my channel for. It must be weird he'd be able to say, oh, I used to know that guy. He was At the guest house we used to hang out.

Oh my God, what's that drilling? Well, I could pull some cute girls and then meet you at a karaoke place. Just book a love hotel in advance. We can for sure close the deal.

I mean, that does sound kind of interesting.

How are you so good at pulling girls? What do you do? Do you just— do you just go up to them on the street?

If I could do that, then I would never need Tinder because I keep getting banned on Tinder and dating apps. They've shadow banned me, and I can do some tricks and get back on, but then I get banned again after a few weeks or a month.

And if I'm trying to do Tinder in Osaka and Chihiro sees me, she's definitely going to report me. What do you think is the minimum height for a guy that Japanese girls would still be okay with? She's going to report me to Tinder and get me banned again.

Oh, thanks, Yohan. What is the minimum height for a guy that Japanese girls would be okay with?

Any, I guess, as long as you're taller than they are. Even that suspenders guy, he's pretty short, but he's still a bit taller than most Japanese women. Isn't he like 5'5? He's really short.

But I think Japanese girls would think it's cute even if you're really short, as long as you're slightly taller than they are or the same height. Japanese women are very small, so I don't think you'd have a problem. I'm 5'9 and I'm— I feel like I tower over a lot of Japanese women.

And I'm considered short from a Western standpoint. I feel huge in Japan. I felt like a giant in Vietnam, but I feel short in Thailand. Thai guys, for some reason, are kind of tall. A lot of Thai guys are just 5'10 or 5'11.

Thai men are really tall. Very tall actually.

Suspenders wears 10-inch sole shoes. Oh yeah, he does actually.

His outfits just look so funny. He's got those massive 10-inch platform shoes and those like emo scene trousers.

It's so unfortunate to be under 5 foot. Isn't he like 4 foot something? He's very short.

I'm kind of happy with my— I would like to be a tiny bit taller, so I'm on equal footing with the average man. 5 foot 9 is like, it's like Western woman height, isn't it?

I don't want to be 6 foot. I think that's too tall. I think 5 foot 10 or 11 is a good height.

5 foot 9 is just tall enough, I think. It's not short.

At least I'm not like 5 foot 8 or 7. People think I'm lying about my height. I'm not. It says 175 centimeters is 5 foot 8.8 inches. So that's close enough to 5 foot 9, isn't it? It's like 1 inch.

5 foot

8.8 inches.

175 centimeters in foot and inches.

It says 5.74 foot,

but that doesn't mean 5 foot 7. If it's feet and

inches— foot is a weird measurement because you're using 2 different metrics for one measurement, using feet and inches.

175 is 5 foot 8.9 inches, so it's like 0.1 away from— wouldn't 10, if it's 5 foot 10 inches, wouldn't that just be—

I don't know, actually.

I'm confused now. Because 5 foot 12 inches would just be 6 foot, wouldn't it? There's no such thing as 5 foot 12 inches. You would just say 6 foot. Because it's 12 inches in 1 foot.

175 centimeters equals 5 feet and 9 inches. Yeah.

It's just easiest to use centimeters. In Japan, they use centimeters. They'll be like, nan senchi,

senchimeteru.

In my older videos, I used to say I'm 5'8. I don't know why. I think I didn't understand the measurement system.

I got confused with the feet and inches.

So some people think I'm lying because in my older videos I did used to say I'm 5'8.

Has my Nihongo weakened? Probably. I do find myself forgetting certain words.

I haven't used it for years now. I did speak to one Japanese woman on the phone for a bit 2 years ago, but I haven't really used it at all. Apart from

watching Ice's streams and listening to Japanese people try to speak to him in Japanese.

I think I could get back into it pretty easily if I find myself having to talk to a Japanese person and they don't speak English. I think I could slip back into it

and get used to it again.

You miss Japan, don't you? Yeah, I do. I feel like there's more opportunities in Japan for making videos like the capsule hotels, net cafe kind of stuff.

People just seem to be more interested in Japan and they seem to be more interested in foreigners living in Japan than they do Thailand.

First Cabin Umeda, £1,000 for a whole month. Now that's interesting because it's right in the heart of Osaka. It's like right next to Osaka Grand Station.

But the problem with it would be I can't make videos in there because I'd be too nervous. I can't livestream in there because people— I'd probably get reported and complained about.

But it looks comfortable to live in.

It's got a nice clean shower area.

But the whole idea is you just sleep there, you don't actually live there, you go out during the day. I don't really want to go outside every single day. I really need my own place, like an apartment. I can make food and have a coffee, play video games.

That's the problem with capsule hotels, you're not supposed to be there apart from sleeping.

I don't know why the guest house is not replying to me. Maybe they don't use that email address anymore. I sent them an email yesterday saying I would like to have a room for next month.

And they charge about— on average, guest houses are around ¥50,000 for a month, which is about £300. Damn,

that's pretty cheap actually.

But I have the same problem of where do I make videos and content and stuff?

Write it in my notebook. Accommodation. Number 1, guesthouse.

I would say on average $350 a month.

So I'd probably get a more expensive, luxurious guesthouse. And then apartment would— from the ones I found, I've seen $1,200. To be on the low end. And then capsule hotel would be

on average, I think, $650 a month.

First cabin would be $1,000.

So which one do I choose?

There's gonna be pros and cons for each one. Pros of guest house: very cheap, can make friends. Cons: people find out about my YouTube channel and hate me, and they start spreading rumors around. I mean, the guest house is a very childish place to live. It's very— it's like high school, basically, people gossip about each other. They'll

start gossiping about me and be like, oh, did you know Daniel has a YouTube channel and he cheated on his wife? People might start hating on me in the guest house, and then I'll feel like, wow, everyone here is a bunch of dicks.

And then they'll start secretly watching my videos, maybe. So I wouldn't feel like I could talk about anything I wanted to.

And then there'll be like some annoying person at the guest house. I'll probably whine about them and they might find out about it. You went back to Oita and stood outside where you stayed with an old GF. It would be funny if you went to every place you think an old GF was and stand outside her place.

Greater than, less than, even better if brought a sex doll with you, or at least just Chihiro. That was pretty weird when I did that. I don't know why I took the video down. It was a good video. I stood outside the apartment me and my old girlfriend lived in Oita. I don't know where my other girlfriends

lived.

Like the single mother girlfriend lived in a shed in Nagano Prefecture. She said it was a free house because it was provided for her by her job, but it was like a shed. It was so tiny.

It was like a long rectangle building divided up into tiny little one-bedroom apartments. And she lived in there. It was like one bedroom, one room with a bed in it and a tiny kitchen in the hallway and a toilet. She lived in there with her daughter. I couldn't believe it. But if it's free, I can't really complain

about it if it comes with the job.

So pros and cons. Maybe I'll write those too. Pros: cheap.

Cons: people might hate me. Can't make videos inside.

Got to be social.

And then apartment pros would be obviously

privacy, can make

videos,

can relax.

Cons, very expensive

and might be lonely.

Imagine there's like an annoying American guy like before and I talk shit about him on livestreams and he finds out and then he confronts me and he was like, and he's like, I heard you're talking shit about me, bro. If you got a problem, then say it to my face. Americans seem very confrontational.

That American guy, he was annoying. He was like this ex-military guy from Guam, and he was very alpha, you know, very loud, confrontational, confrontational. Enters the room and he wants to be the center of attention.

He was nice because he would make a big pot of rice and give it to people, and then he would gather people around the table and say, let's all gather around, sit in a circle and chat, guys. But then he was also very annoying because he seemed very easy to anger.

Chi-Chi said on her Discord she watched horse porn with you. I don't remember, but it seems like we, we may have.

I don't remember. I don't think I can say that that's a lie. Maybe it sounds like something that would have happened.

Can't get a cheap apartment if you're only a tourist. Yeah, I know. If I was with a Japanese girl, we could just get like a $300, $400 a month apartment like Chihiro and I got.

Capsule hotel pros: cheap.

Cons:

Can be noisy.

Little privacy.

Get kicked out during— kicked out in day— daytime. First cabin pros.

Luxurious. Nice, nice privacy.

But cons, expensive. It's nearly the same as getting an apartment. There's no point getting it over the apartment. It's only slightly cheaper than the apartment. Expensive, and I don't know if they kick you out. Maybe kick out in day.

It could be noisy people as well, tossing and turning and snoring. Every time they get out of the capsule, the thing will shake and you'd hear the thudding.

I stayed in a capsule pod in Rotterdam. It's called City Hub, and it was okay apart from on the last night. These stupid idiots were playing music at 2 AM in the morning. Me and Mila had sex in it, and she was getting loud. I had to put my hand over her mouth. I didn't want people hearing

her orgasming. I don't know if anyone heard us, but it was pretty hot doing it in the capsule hotel. Thinking that there's so many people sleeping right next to us and above us.

Cabin like in the woods? No, it's like a very luxurious capsule hotel chain called First Cabin.

I have a video. I made it in 2019 where I show inside. The room.

Wait,

I need to pee again.

I want to do some capsule hotel videos as well though, so I don't know, maybe I'll just do everything.

I want to make one of those clickbaity videos. I spent a whole week living in capsule hotels, here's my experience. But I need to find a very clickbaitable thumbnail. Capsule hotel.

What about net cafes? How much do they cost? Didn't I say it was like $10 a night?

So for 30 days, be $300 a night. I mean, a month.

How much time until girlfriend comes home? Oh yeah. What happened to my timer?

It's 11 a.m. now. I'm not sure what— I think she's coming home at 6. So I've got— I'll end at 4. I've got 5 or 6 hours.

Can I livestream in a net cafe? I have to whisper because you can't be loud. Net Cafe Osaka. Stay overnight. I think they do weekly packs.

I went into one for a video, remember? It was fake though. It was called Living in a Net Cafe. I just went there for a few hours, filmed, and went home.

Media Cafe Popeye. That's one of the famous chains.

They have these really old computers in there. Why would you use— it's like all sticky and looks like it comes from the '90s.

I don't know if I could stay there. They have showers and they have vending machines that have things like burgers.

Number. Number is in the central part, isn't it? Popeye number.

Where are the prices?

Aha. Night pack, 10 hours.

For the open seating, ¥2,000. That's not cheap.

¥2,000 in USD, $15.

So if you stay there every night, it'd be $450.

And then for the

Reclining seats, flat seats, massage seats, ¥3,600. It's probably $25.

$27.

$800 in pounds, that's £22.

£600. That's not cheap at all. Why would you stay overnight in one of those?

It should be half the price.

Atsushi got attacked by wild dogs. Really? Is he still in Thailand? That's what you get for stealing my wife. It's called karma.

Shower room, free to use. Bath towel rental, ¥100. So you gotta rent the bath towel.

Tanning machine. Why would they have a tanning machine? As if Japanese people like to get tanned.

No, I don't think a net cafe would be a good idea. They're not even cheap.

Has @Sushi made a new video? Can't believe they ignored me. No reaction at all. @SushiVlog.

I hate his intro. He's like, he's got this weird grin on his face and he's like Ohayo gozaimasu, minna-san. It's like the most irritating ohayo gozaimasu

I've ever heard. He gets like 40K views just for like a normal video that's not blown up or anything.

His last video, 4 days ago, he was in Bangkok again. Why did he go to Thailand, then Laos, then Thailand again? I don't understand.

I wonder if Chihiro was with him.

He's got 50K subs now.

Yeah, well, the thing is with the algorithm is it only lasts for a limited amount of time, so unless During the time you're blowing up thanks to the algorithm, you need to create a fan base that stick around even after the algorithm stops giving you love. So we'll have to see how strong his fan base is. How

many are going to stick around after the algorithm stops pushing him?

Because in his videos he barely has any personality.

I don't know how you would become a fan of his. Is he really handsome? Not really. Does he have a magnetic or interesting personality? Who knows? Because he barely shows it in his videos. He's just like, hey guys, I'm in Thailand. Here's my lunch. It cost ¥100.

So unless he keeps getting viral smashes, which he could do because this traveling stuff does do well.

You've reached the target donation. Yep, now I can move to Japan with $500,

meet up with Sam Pepper. I don't really think Sam is my kind of person, my kind of people. Is he still in Thailand? I searched Sam people, Sam Pepper. Oh, he's live now. 300 watching, haggling everyone for everything.

He looks like he's in— are these Indian people?

I think he's in India.

I don't know,

maybe it's just Indian people in Thailand.

Everyone seems to dislike Sam. Yeah, it is kind of weird.

There's just something kind of annoying about him. I don't know why. Maybe it's the accent.

I don't really think anyone liked him or respected him for his viral prank videos.

They just got massive views because they were outrageous.

Controversial. The prank era is kind of dead anyway.

Oh, he's in Bangkok still.

His stream setup seems pretty good. Someone said he's got built-in PC fans in his bag to keep it cool.

I can't be bothered with IRL anymore. I just don't feel like it's worth it. It's too much hard work and my viewers don't seem to care about it. I got 4K views walking around the slums of Bangkok talking to that Thai woman. I thought people would find that interesting. Something different. Some human interaction. Seeing me out and

about. People always complain my content is boring because I just sit in a room all day. So I thought I'd give them something fresh, but then it got the worst views I ever got.

4K views. So crap. I'm not going to bust my balls on the streets for that. And then stupid Ed Sheeran copyright claimed my stream. Didn't make any money.

By the time I edited out the song, I already lost maybe 70% of the ad revenue.

It's called Bangkok is Weird. 3,000 views. Oh my God. That has to be the worst livestream I've ever done. It made— it made $7 from ad revenue. So not worth it. No, I'm not doing IRL anymore.

I just don't enjoy it. I think it's boring walking up and down.

It's hard to talk about things. It's tiring. It's hard. I get sunburnt. I gotta buy drinks. I don't really want to talk to people either. I don't really want to talk to strangers

or get in trouble, do weird stuff. Just want to sit at home and chat, talk about life, discuss my future plans. That's my content. Talk about weird sex stories.

Oh, thanks, T-Pop. Would you like a pony from Kami? No, not really.

I would like an apology, and

I'm not sure what else I want. I just want her to stop bothering me.

She needs to listen because she never listens when I try and tell her stuff. She keeps saying, you don't talk, Daniel. And I say to her, because you don't listen. And then she says, I do listen. And I'm like, you're not. You're literally not listening to me right now. You're just talking over me the whole time. She

talks over you.

I'm trying to say something and she doesn't listen.

Even if I'm right and she thinks she's right and I'm wrong, she'll just start shouting over me and she'll make this stupid face where it looks like she's about to cry, where she furrows her eyebrows and then she'll be like, oh my God, you don't understand. You don't know anything about cars. Oh my. She's so irritating. She

starts doing the oh my God sound. When I was driving in her car and I was about to— I was trying to pull out into the main road I guess there was quite a big gap I could have pulled out into, but I was a bit nervous about it, so I just wanted to let the cars pass.

And she was like, oh my god, what are you waiting for? Go! Like, she gets so angry if I'm slow.

I feel nervous when I'm trying to pull out into the main road. Shouting at me is not gonna make it better.

I find it hard to judge if I can take the gap or not, or if I should wait. And one time I thought I could take the gap. The other car was coming quite fast, and then I ended up half taking the gap. I ended up stopping. I stopped in the middle of the road because I didn't

feel like I could make it in time. Which one's a perv, Ken Tent or Atsushi? I don't really see Atsushi as a perv. There's nothing he's said or done. Neither has Ken. So hard to answer that question.

Considering as Sushi is porking my wife every night,

don't know how much of a perv he is.

Yeah, my mum's very irritating. When it comes to driving.

You have to fully commit to going when there's a gap. Yeah, that's what my instructor said. He said you could have made it if you fully committed, but I chickened out because the car was coming pretty quickly and I'm pretty slow to move off because I don't— it took me a long time to realize that I need

to put more gas. I just did clutch control to move off. So stupid. But then my instructor didn't even notice that I was only using clutch control to move off until like 30 lessons in.

And then he taught me how to accelerate really quickly by just putting my foot down. And I was like, okay, why didn't you tell me this earlier? I said I was doing clutch control to move off and then just adding gas slowly as I lifted off the clutch. And then he was like, oh, so that's why you're

so slow to move off.

I'm scared to put loads of gas in to move off. I don't know why. I just found it very scary because

I'm scared the car is going to stall. So I'm very gentle with the clutch, which means I move off very slowly. I'd just get an automatic if I was actually gonna get a car.

Manual cars are so stupid. What is the point of it? Just makes something that's not that difficult unnecessarily difficult. My biggest fear was stalling it and having to restart the car whilst my car's in the middle of the road. Which backside do you prefer? Horse or human?

Human. I'm not going to get in trouble with the police again. Nice try.

Imagine the police come again, but I'm in Thailand. What would they do? Would they say, can you tell him to come back to England? We need to have a word with him about horses, about something he said on his stream. What if they came to my house and I wasn't there? I don't have a legal obligation to

go back, do I?

If they can't contact me and they can't find where I am, but they know I'm in Thailand, what are they gonna do?

Send me an email? Send me a Super Chat saying, Daniel, this is the police. You need to come home. We have to have a chat about horses with you. They can't do anything, can they? Police are too busy. Well, apparently not, because the guy wasted the afternoon coming to my house to chat to me about my livestream.

So weird.

If I didn't do anything wrong, then why did you come? That's what I should have said, but I didn't want to be rude to the police.

But I've heard a lot of weird stuff from the UK police. I've seen a lot of weird articles about— I mean, there was one guy, he was insulting someone on Facebook and then the police came and cuffed him just because I bet he was waving his willy at the dogs who attacked him. Chi-Chi definitely stuck a finger

up his bum and maybe gave his bum a lick too.

Well, I don't know about that, but Chihiro's into some crazy stuff. Chihiro would do basically anything if she thinks it's what you're into. She's very accommodating.

It's interesting. She— her response to it was to delete everything and then

not say anything. I thought she might have messaged me saying, can you stop making videos about me?

Do you feel sad that she deleted everything? I feel kind of sad.

What the fuck? LA girl just said she booked a flight to Bangkok.

Oh my God, is she actually coming? I don't know how I feel about this.

Because I want to meet her, but

I don't want any drama.

She says she's coming next week.

Yeah, the Pornhub girl.

I wonder if she's actually gonna come. She said she was gonna come to Manchester, but she never did.

What date am I coming to Japan? Around the end of March.

I don't really like going out. In Thailand during the day because it's so hot.

What are we going to do?

Where should I take her?

I don't want to go to a boring temple. Maybe just walk around the shopping area.

There's nothing to do in Thailand. You either go to the shopping malls or you go to a temple. Go to a street market, maybe buy a coconut. Get a tuk-tuk. That's the Thailand experience, isn't it?

Maybe we'll go and get some sushi.

Meeting famous porn star in Bangkok livestream IRL. Do you think we'll get sniped?

I didn't think I'd have any viewer girls who want to meet up anymore since my channel died.

She keeps saying she wants to meet me, but then she keeps changing her mind last minute.

I don't think I'd make any videos. I can't be bothered. I could bring my GoPro.

Because if my girlfriend finds my channel and then sees that, oh my God, I'm so dead. Right now it's not too bad because I haven't cheated. I've just said some mean things about her. But if she sees video of me meeting a girl, she might actually kill me. Is it karma as soon as she got chased by

the dogs?

Maybe. Did he really get chased by a dog? Where can I see this video? I forgot what his Twitter is. Thailand dogs are kind of crazy. They do chase you. I don't think I'm gonna make any content about cheating. If it happens, I'll just keep it low-key.

She would definitely be up for making some streams or videos. I think she doesn't care. The, the American girl, the LA girl. What should I call her? I guess LA girl. But then you're thinking of a white girl, aren't you? The LA Japanese girl.

Maybe I'll just hang out with her and I won't try to have sex. But then because of law of attraction,

she might want to have sex more if I seem like I don't feel interested.

Oh, maybe we'll meet and then she doesn't really like me that much because I'm different off camera or something.

Remember that Hong Kong woman who flew to Japan to meet me and she got an Airbnb nearby? She said she was like really into me from the videos. But then after she met me in real life, it was like, it was like the magic disappeared and then she felt nothing.

If this LA girl meets me and then falls in love with me and tries to take me away,

wow, we could be in for some natural drama that I'm not asking for, because she's pretty good-looking and attractive,

and she definitely would be— I mean, she knows about my YouTube channel and everything, so I don't have to keep anything secret.

And she would definitely be up for vlogging and stuff.

And I don't think there's anything trolls or haters could say to her that would turn her against me, because I'm pretty sure she knows everything about me by now.

I just— I don't have to burn one bridge to cross one another bridge. I would like to have two. I'd like to go from one bridge to another without burning anything. So ideally she would have come to Japan. I told her, meet me in Japan, not Thailand. Why can't she wait just one month?

Who is he talking about? There's a girl on Pornhub who's a viewer of mine. We've been chatting since 2018, on and off. She's just messaged me saying she booked a flight to Thailand and she wants to meet up,

which could be interesting, but also could be problematic.

We need to know her name on the hub. It's Yuna Tamago.

Y-U-N-A.

Have I jerked off to her videos? Maybe. Maybe this morning.

She jerked off to me as well. She filmed it and sent it to me. She had my picture on her TV. Or my YouTube video on her TV and she was naked.

How long is today's stream? I think another 5 hours.

Didn't LA girl juke you last time? Yeah,

she said that she changed her mind,

but this time she said she actually booked the ticket.

So when I was in Manchester, I desperately wanted her to come. So according to law of attraction, that would mean she won't come. But now this time I'm not really fussed. So it means she's probably definitely coming.

The more desperate you want something, the less you You'll get it.

Wait, am I still streaming? Oh yeah, it said for a second, no data, stream will end shortly. I think it's fine.

Wait, wait, am I still streaming? YouTube is not receiving enough video to maintain smooth streaming. Why not? I've got 3 connections.

She sells her own NFTs. Really? She seems pretty good at making money online. I think her OnlyFans has like 100,000 likes. Which is— if, if she's selling stuff on there too, she's probably making a lot of money. 100,000 likes is a lot. I think I only have like 1,000 likes or something, and I made quite a lot

of money off OnlyFans.

I don't know if it's 100,000, maybe like 20,000. I forgot now.

Anyway, back to planning my Japan trip.

I'm kind of tempted by these 2 options and just booking a capsule hotel for like a night to make some clickbait content. I want to do a clickbait title, I spent a whole week in a capsule hotel, but I don't actually want to spend a week in a capsule hotel.

Maybe just one night so I have the full experience of sleeping sleeping there, waking up, see how loud it is. If it's not bad, I might actually just live there. If it's reasonable,

depends on who else is there. If there's like an annoying loud American guy, it'll just ruin it. The most annoying people are loud Australian white guys. They're usually pretty annoying.

And loud American guys. I find loud Australian guys the most annoying.

Living a whole week in the slums of Osaka

in a luxury, luxurious apartment in the slums.

Korean people are pretty annoying as well. They're very loud

and they, they eat really loudly. Like,

it's like they're sucking their gums with every bite.

It's like a cement mixer.

Why do they eat like that? It's disgusting.

If I'm really hungry and I'm alone, sure, I'll just stuff it all in my face and I'll be like a cement mixer. But if I'm out in public around people, I would try to eat nicely.

If I'm alone, I don't care. Like, I'll pick my nose and fart, be disgusting. But if I'm around people, then

I wouldn't do that stuff. But Korean people say they don't care. They don't give a crap about other people. They're very inconsiderate.

Try a new prefecture. Everywhere else in Japan is just kind of dull. I went to Nagano Prefecture. It was so boring. I've been to Kyushu. It's very boring.

Osaka is the only area that has some kind of character. Everywhere else is like Japan, but you strip away all the character

and Osaka has interesting stuff nearby, like Kyoto, Nara. If you're going to take— if you're going to go traveling and you're going to take someone with you to see places, I would choose Osaka over Tokyo. What does Tokyo have? It's got Tokyo Skytree, Tokyo Tower, Yokohama, which is quite nice.

Mount Fuji. You don't really go to Mount Fuji.

There's not really much in Tokyo, I think. Take them to the Shibuya Crossing and the 3D cat thing— 3D cat sign.

What would you recommend if I was going to bring my girlfriend to Japan for a week and you want like a nice traditional Japanese experience? You got to take her to one of those traditional inns with an onsen

with the geisha woman.

But they're pretty expensive. I think they're like $200 for one night, but it's a very extravagant and luxurious experience. You get this geisha woman, she comes in,

sorts out the bed, and she brings in the food, lays the table. I thought it was a bit weird. Me and Chihiro were just sitting there on the chairs, and this geisha woman was Preparing the dinner table.

Then she comes in and prepares the bed.

We were hiding in the corner waiting for her to finish. I found it very uncomfortable. I don't like it when there's strangers in my room doing stuff. The food was okay. A lot of it was weird, like they'll give you an entire baby octopus. Are you supposed to eat its brain and its head? It's disgusting. They give

you all these weird flowery-looking petals and weird-looking vegetables. Looks more like a decoration than food.

They gave you a bit of meat that you cook over like this flame grill stone thing, some miso soup, some rice. It looks very pretty, but it's not exactly mouthwatering like an English fry-up.

I couldn't eat stuff like the crab or the octopus, just too gross.

The bath was nice. Yeah, that was natural mountain water bathtub. It was weird because the water kept flowing into the bath and overspilling, and then the water would drain somewhere. You can't turn it off. It's like a never-ending flowing bathtub.

The glamping place. Yeah, that was nice as well. Chihiro went off to have a massage or something, and then I was alone. And then the Japanese cook came, started cooking on the barbecue, and I felt so awkward just sitting there. Am I supposed to make conversation with her?

I was actually angry Chihiro left me alone when she should have known that the cook was going to come and make dinner.

That was quite a nice meal. Barbecued meat, had bread, vegetables.

Pretty nice.

There was this board game, it's called The Game of Life. It's like, like a very popular Japanese board game from the '90s or '80s. Chihiro got it out and she said it reminded her of when she was a kid.

I think it's like Monopoly or something. I didn't really understand it.

How long ago did you last leave Japan? It was 2020, January, I think. So 3 years now. I can't believe it. 2020, '21, 2022, 2023. 3 years and a bit. 3 years and a few months since I left Japan.

I kind of like this apartment here. £1,000— wait, should I book it for a whole month or just 2 weeks?

For a whole month it would be £1,200.

Entire apartment, balcony, flat TV, private kitchen.

The reviews seem good.

How much is that in dollars?

Wow, $1,458.

That's quite a lot.

I'm not making much money anymore. My OnlyFans died. My YouTube channel died.

January is a pretty bad month.

I think I only made $100 on OnlyFans in January.

114. Oh no, that was February. In January I made 380. Actually, it's not bad.

380. I should be able to— I need to make a video to promote my OnlyFans again when I'm back in Japan.

So that's $380. And then YouTube

paid me $1,300 in January. But that was— isn't that from December earnings? Does that count as January earnings? I made that money in December, but I got paid it in January, I think.

I won't get the January earnings until February, end of February. I don't even know what my earnings in January are yet. Actually, I think AdSense might have updated by now. See how much I made in January.

It's probably gonna be, I reckon, £900.

£800 to £900.

Why is it in Japanese?

Oh, I was right. £850.

Damn, that's not good, but it was kind of what I expected. In December, I got $1,300. December was pretty damn good. Got some really big donos as well. January, $850. So how much is that in dollars?

It's still $1,000 though. $1,027.

So OnlyFans made $380 plus $127. $1,027. I made $1,400. I think my Twitch made basically nothing. I didn't stream in January on Twitch.

January, I made $3.67 on Twitch. So bad.

In November, I made $244 on Twitch. December, $160. But I kind of gave up on Twitch after I finished Cyberpunk.

I already did a lot of Twitch in November and October.

So January, it says I made $6 on Twitch because I didn't do any streaming.

I'll add $6 then, why not? Revenue is revenue.

What else did I make?

I think that's it, $1,400 for January.

And then this apartment costs,

um,

1,459. So it's more than what I make. I wouldn't have any money left over for food. Great.

Hopefully things pick up when I get back to Japan. Can start doing OnlyFans again.

I don't know any other way to make money. I did make some money off stocks in the past 6 months. My portfolio went up. By about £2,000.

But it's going down again now.

Stupid gold. I don't know why gold is going down.

I need some really cool idea for my OnlyFans re-debut that would really get the gay guys back. What can I do? I think the Manchester one worked really well when I got the new sex doll. Picking up my new sex doll. I made like £1,500 on OnlyFans. So many new people signed up. I need to get something

interesting and say, can't show it on YouTube, so join my OnlyFans to see what happens. Maybe just get another sex doll.

Am I triple vaxxed? Yeah, I got 2 vaxes and a booster. Are they still asking for proof of vaccination? I've got my proof. I've got the NHS pass.

I need to go to some sex toy shop in Japan, see if I can find something interesting

that I can make a video about and then tease my OnlyFans.

Could probably get it back up to 600 or 700 a month.

On OnlyFans, but I need to pixelate my dick and my bumhole. It's kind of lame.

Let's see what the reviews say. I quite like this place. It looks good. ¥1,200 isn't super expensive. It's not like ¥2,000 a month.

Fully equipped apartment. But this one says no rice cooker, plates, bowls, glasses were too small, towels and bed covers and pillows smell really bad. I think I would get my own towels.

And I'd get my own frying pan. Maybe I have to buy a few things. That's the problem with getting your own place. You have to buy stuff like a kettle, plates, maybe get your own cup.

If I lived in a guest house, I would still have to get my own stuff, wouldn't I? I'm not using the stuff they use.

Didn't Daniel talk about how he's only vaxxed once? No, I got vaxxed 3 times, and every time I got vaxxed, I did a livestream. It was in Manchester.

I was hoping I could go to Japan in 2021, that's why I got the vaccines. I was getting ready.

Also, the problem with the capsule hotel is you would end up eating out every day. You can't cook, so imagine how expensive it would be. For a basic meal in Japan, it's like ¥500, so you need lunch and dinner, and you'd get drinks with it, wouldn't you?

So you could end up spending ¥1,200 for meals, and you probably get some snacks, and you also have to buy more drinks. So I reckon you spend like ¥1,500 a day on food if you don't have a kitchen. That's £10 a day, so that's £300. Plus the cost of a capsule hotel,

it would come to nearly £1,000. If I had my own place with a kitchen, I would just buy like bean sprouts, cheap pork, big bag of rice, and

Some coffee.

What else would I get? Yeah, I'll just buy pork, some minced meat, do a lot of fry-ups, stir-fries, spaghetti. Spaghetti is really cheap. Get like a packet of spaghetti for like ¥20 probably.

Most people at the guest house just had spaghetti every day. Get spaghetti, tin of chopped tomatoes, get some chicken stock, make my own sauce.

Those pre-made pasta sauces are usually expensive. It's like ¥600 for a jar, and then one jar would last you maybe 2 meals or 3 meals depending how much you use.

Get some moyashi bean sprouts for like ¥15 for a bag. Get pork Sliced pork belly for ¥300. You can make 2 meals out of it.

The problem with the guest house is I can't make videos, so I'd be very restricted. If there's a trending topic like the PewDiePie thing where I need to make a video, I need my studio, my YouTube studio. I need to set up a tripod. I need my good lighting. I need my mic. Doing that outside, that would

be very difficult. I need good weather. I need to find a park where it's quiet. Can you imagine me sitting in a park making a video? There's just no way.

If I did it in the guesthouse room, I'd feel very low on confidence.

So I don't know what to do.

It depends if the amount of money I save in a guesthouse would be more than the money I would make from having my own place.

So the difference of

Like £800.

I tried to make videos when I was living with Mila at her grandmother's house. I tried to go to a park and make a video there, and it was just impossible. I couldn't. The sunlight was so bright, I couldn't get the lighting to look good. People kept walking past and making me feel nervous. I gave up. There's

no way I could make a video.

I need my own quiet, private place.

Maybe I should book it now. One month.

One month in— where is it again? I think it's Tengachaya. Oh my god, it's in Tengachaya.

That's like where all the homeless old people hang out.

It's not a great area.

Am I going with my girlfriend? I don't think so. She really wants to come, but it seems like she can't afford it. She said maybe in April she'll come and join me when the tickets are cheaper.

Life in a capsule hotel would free up a lot of money. I could go to the gym and then go get lunch. And then IRL stream, get a bicycle, go for dinner, head back to capsule hotel, sleep. Where would I do gaming? I think in most of these capsule hotels they've got like a living room area, just

some tables where you can sit there. Could do some gaming there, play some Hogwarts Legacy.

She pays her apartment $200 in Fukuoka. Yeah, but is she living there? Does she have a visa? If you've got a visa, then you could just get a Japanese apartment for a Japanese price.

Tenguchaya is fine, loads of tourists. The homeless people are more north. Yeah, I met Chihiro. I mean, I didn't meet her there. When I was filming my slum video, she came and joined me. She came from Shin-Imamiya Station, and that area is so shit. There's like homeless people just sleeping and living outside of the job center. There

were these massive tents set up. I walked around there, felt really grim.

And then you got the red light district, which is just 5 minutes walk away in Tobita Shinchi. Under that, there's like a highway, elevated highway, and it curves. Under that curve is where I always used to aim for to find Tobita Shinchi.

Maybe let's just do both.

What if— okay, first month I slum it out, capsule hotels, see what it's like. If it's really horrible, I'll just do 2 weeks and then I'll book the apartment place, maybe.

How about the rent in your Bangkok apartment? I don't know. Does she expect me to pay for it whilst I'm not here?

So she wants me to pay for the apartment, pay for her plane ticket, pay for the hotels in Japan, pay for everything. She thinks I'm rich. I keep telling her I'm not rich.

There's no way I'm going to— if she asks me to pay for the apartment when I'm in Japan, I think I'm just going to block her.

This is just too expensive for what I'm getting. Why can't she pay for some of our expenses? She's paying like 10%. She bought me dumbbells, cost her £20, which was nice.

She bought a bag of rice. She paid. She doesn't ask me to pay for her petrol anymore. She said she wants to quit her job in a few months' time.

That'll just be a nightmare because then I can't do anything. She's here all the time.

If she quits her job, I think I am gonna have to leave her. I won't be able to make any money. How am I gonna make videos?

Oh look, there's a hotel in Shin-Imamiya. £500 for a month and you get single room with a shower.

It looks quite good actually. It's not bad.

It's got a desk.

Imagine living in the slum.

£500 cheaper than a capsule hotel. I don't understand why capsule hotels are not cheaper than hotels.

Great location next to Shinsekai and Stenkaku Tower.

No one mentions it's next to the red light district.

Is that Chihiro in the chat? Is that actually her?

I can't click on people's profiles anymore. YouTube changed it because they was trying to stop people stalking viewers from their profile.

Well, well, well, look who it is. Why did you delete all your Instagram? And where's my— I want my iPad. I mean, my Apple Watch back. And I want my Sony FDR-X3000 camera back.

It's stupid. Now it's impossible to tell if someone's a troll or if it's actually them. You can't click on their profiles.

Did I get hair extensions? No, it's just an app with the gender filter. Is it really her? I can't tell. It's got the same pic, same name.

I don't think that's her.

I don't know.

I'll look to see if it's her. How? You can't click on people's profiles anymore.

YouTube makes such stupid changes, don't they?

The account has 2.49k subs. Well, that's how many subs she has. If that's how many subs she has, then it's her.

How do you see how many subs she's got?

When I click on someone's name, all I can do is report or block.

I searched her name. Well, if you search it, then the real one would come up on top, probably.

But if it's fake, then wouldn't there be 2 that come up in the search? Let me search it.

Paste,

and then filters, channels. There's only one Chiorike with that picture.

Unless you have to scroll all the way down. If you could sort the channels by number of subs— filters,

sort by—

no, you can't sort by a number of subs, can you?

I think she misses me.

How do you feel if I come to Osaka, Chihiro? I promise not to stalk you. It's just I like Osaka.

I've been going to Osaka since 2010. It's got nothing to do with Chihiro. I went in 2010,

2017. She came only to say, hey, I think she was testing to see if she's blocked or not. Some people do that, they'll write test to see if I've banned them or not.

Says no more results. If there was a fake Chihiro, then it would come up in the search, wouldn't it? I think. Well, if I search hiding in my room and then filter by channels,

there's hiding my room professional e-leech. There's like a bunch of troll hiding my room channels.

Daniel gets slapped on stream, bass boosted.

Hi, Hiding My Room exposed. It's got Russian. Daniel Hiding My Room gets exposed for being a pedophile. Notorious YouTuber and sex tourist Hiding My Room, real name Daniel Jason Lord, gets exposed live on Twitch for sexting with underage fan. It's all fake.

It was her. There's no other channels with that PFP.

Well, well, well, look who comes crawling back.

Hiding in my room database.

Daniel and Mina, trouble in paradise. Daniel's dad, the unsung hero. These meme channels were funny, weren't they? Daniel versus the Australian guy.

I want to see who's recently subbed to me. How do I see that? Subscribers. Dates subscribed.

I got quite a few new subs from the PewDiePie video. I think I gained 40 subs.

How

did

Ice Poseidon still sub to me?

A lot of these kind of anime channels who have nearly a million subs subbed to me.

That Tay Zonday guy was also subbed to me. He sang that Chocolate Rain. He was a massive meme ages ago. Chocolate rain, Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo. Why was that such a meme? It's such a boring song. It's like the same melody, doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

doo doo, repeated over and over. The entire song is that same melody just played on loop. I don't understand why that was such a big meme in the early 2010s. Or was it like the mid-2000s? Just because he had a voice, a deep voice. The song was bad. It's funny for like 5 seconds. Chocolate Road. Such a

bad song.

Things that went viral back then. So weird.

I saw him like in my comment section a few times.

Oh my God, what's that sound? Wow, thanks, @Sushi. Chihiro got fat recently. She became a pig.

Yeah,

if I type Tae Zonde in my comments search bar,

no comments found. Is that his name? I forgot his name now. Maybe it's just Tae.

Oh, what was his channel name? I thought it was Tay Zonday.

Oh, there's no space. He's got 111 subs. 1.11 million. Does he still do the singing stuff?

Oh, his last video was 2 years ago. What happened? Chocolate Rain got 135 million views 15 years ago.

He got interviewed by Jimmy Kimmel, Good Morning America, CNN, BBC, just for that one song.

I

wonder how much money he made off that one song.

Talk about one-hit wonder.

Oh, there he is. You're fat, not Chihiro. Your face is round. Lose some weight.

I'm not fat. I'm only 54 kg now. I only found one comment. I thought there was more. Taezonde, the comments led me to believe I'm missing a lot of context. That was one year ago, alone in my new hotel. That was only a year ago when I was in Manchester. It must be 2 years nearly. I thought

he commented more.

How does moving to Japan only cost $500? Well, the plane ticket was £300.

Which is

$360 plus $140 for a bit of food. Life in a capsule hotel.

That'll leave me with $140 left over. Get a few nights at the capsule hotel, get some yakitori.

Get some bean sprouts.

Need to get the bean sprouts. Chihiro, lose some weight. You look like a pig now.

Roasted. Now Chihiro is looking quite good actually. She hasn't gained weight from the last pictures I saw. It's weird I was the one that gained weight. I thought Chihiro would age and sag. But she's aged. She's aging quite well. I got fat face.

Yeah, if I do like a slit camera, you can't see how fat my face got.

What do I plan to do when you get to Japan? I don't know. I want to do like extreme poverty

living in Japan with like a subathon livestream timer. But then on the flip side, I want to get a nice place. And just make troll videos about trending topics.

So I'm kind of undecided right now. I think living rough with a subathon timer where the viewers decide where I sleep the night would be funny.

If I just start the stream when I get off the plane and be like, well, this is day 1, guys. Donation goal, uh, $15. Capsule Hotel.

What about Thailand girlfriend? I don't know, depends if I miss her or not.

I want to stay for 6 months in Japan, but that means I'll lose her. She won't want to date me if I'm away for half a year.

It's kind of hard though. She keeps crying every night, makes me feel bad.

I've got to convince myself that I'll be back after a few weeks so I can—

so I can lie about it convincingly. I've got to like mentally believe it myself to sell the lie. But to be honest, I don't know how long I'll be in Japan. I might hate it there and want to come back to Thailand, play Hogwarts Legacy.

If people still say, oh, your content's boring, even though I'm in Japan, they'll just be like, well, just go back to Thailand then. Can't be bothered.

Maybe I'll try poverty living doing IRL for like a month and then I'll switch it up. Second month I'll just get a nice place, go back to my usual kind of sit-down videos.

I don't think anything's gonna go viral again. So I might as well just do streams maybe.

The PewDiePie video did well. 10,000 views came from search results. So without search results, the video would have only gotten 7k views.

I don't know if those 7k are all my previous existing viewers.

Viral smash hit. Yeah, viral sensation. So as most of you know by now, PewDiePie has announced— PewDiePie

profiting off of PewDiePie's unborn child.

My advice to PewDiePie. My advice to PewDiePie's unborn child.

Go back to Sweden. You'll be happier.

Well, I want to hear an experience. I want to hear someone's experience. If you are a minority ethnic race who grew up surrounded by 99% white kids or kids who were different to your ethnicity, Did you have a happy childhood? Yes or no? Because from what I've heard and seen and experienced myself, most people don't have a

very happy childhood growing up as the only white kid or the only Black kid or the only Asian kid in the whole school, the whole classroom.

When I was at school, there's one black kid, but he was really big and he was kind of cool because he spoke the street, the street lingo. So people respected him and wouldn't pick on him because he was big. But I don't know if he has

personal issues and felt sad looking different to everyone else.

There was one other Asian kid, but he was also kind of cool and people liked him.

But I was not cool. People didn't like me. So that's probably why I got bullied so much, not because I was not white. There's also a Chinese girl. People were kind of racist to her. They would— the guys would chat and they'd be like, oi, would you smash What's her face? And then he would say, oh no,

she's Asian. There was like a racial thing against her.

Like it was embarrassing to admit that you want to have sex with a Chinese girl. People would think— people would laugh at you. You wouldn't be cool if that's what you said.

But a lot of the comments were saying stuff like, oh, I'm Hispanic and grew up in America and I was fine. Yeah, but they probably had like a Hispanic community and they weren't the only Hispanic kid at school because America is very mixed. You got different minority groups, but then you got minority communities. There that stick together

and support each other.

I was very isolated in the English countryside. 99% of people were white. I didn't have fellow Asian friends. There wasn't like an Asian kid community.

The only other Asian kids I knew was Victoria and her sisters, my mum's friend's kids.

There's a channel, Takashi in Japan. He does street interviews. He's got a video where he interviews white people and non-Asian people who were born in Japan and grew up in Japan. And they all say the same stuff like, oh, I went back to my home country, my parents' home country to see if I fit in there. But

because I grew up in Japan, I didn't really fit in with the culture over there. So I feel at home in Japan. But because I don't look Japanese, I don't feel like I belong here. Like they've all got these weird identity problems.

One woman, she had Afghan parents. She was born in Japan, speaks fluent Japanese. And then she said when she was working in customer service, customers would avoid speaking to her because they would assume she doesn't speak Japanese.

Japanese people would just be scared of you or assume you don't speak Japanese or they would go towards other Japanese-looking staff. But these days you see a lot of Indian people working in convenience stores. I was watching, watching Ice's streams. Every time he goes into like a Family Mart in Tokyo, there's at least a couple Indians there.

Actually, I took a screenshot and they were all Indian in the Family Mart. 3 of them Indians. I find that really weird when I'm buying something because they probably think I'm Japanese, so they speak to me in Japanese, but I know they're Indian, so I want to speak to them in English,

but they insist on speaking to me in Japanese. It's weird. They might not even speak English. A lot of these people from like Bangladesh, Nepal, they move to Japan. They don't know how to speak English either. They just learn a bit of Japanese so they can get a job there.

So you end up having to communicate with foreigners in Japanese

because I think Japan is starting to realize that they're gonna have to diversify the population a little bit because there's not enough young Japanese people being born. So I think they're starting to open the doors a little bit to low-skilled foreigners to fill in these convenience store job roles.

I think it's a bit sad.

They have no choice. It's either you diversify a bit more or your society is going to age and fail because it's not sustainable. As much as the Japanese want to preserve their culture

and Japanese-ness, I think they won't have a choice after a while. They're going to have to do something.

There's just so much— there's so many benefits that come with bringing in cheap labor from overseas,

but then there's also a lot of cons to that as well, which we're seeing in Europe.

Pros and cons of mass immigration. Number 1, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

You worked in a convenience store in Japan. Why are you so much more special than Nepali? I never said I was more special, did I?

It's just I like Japan because it's Japanese,

and I don't believe in multicultural societies being good. You said it was sad. Yeah, it's sad because it's like Japan's gonna become less Japan the more foreigners that move there.

It's just gonna become like London, isn't it? And I hate London. London sucks.

When you're in London, you don't feel like you're in England anymore.

You feel like you're in some

you-know-what place.

You go to Japan for the Japan experience. Don't you?

I look Japanese, so it's different. I blend in there.

You're not Japanese? I'm more Japanese than any of you lot.

I've got 40% Han Chinese DNA, and the Japanese people migrated from China when it was connected as a landmass to China. That's how they got there. They didn't just magically appear in Japan. They moved down from China.

When you were in Japan, did people think you were Japanese?

I think they did because they always just spoke to me in fluent Japanese, expecting me to understand it,

which I did. But when I spoke back, they realized, oh wait, he's not native because my Japanese is not very fluent.

Yeah. Han Chinese, Koreans, Japanese, they all look the same, don't they? That's because they are very closely related genetically. There's not much diversity. They look very similar. They've got the fair skin, the slim nose. You look at Korean people's noses, Japanese people's noses compared to native Thai noses or Filipino noses, they're very slim. And then Southeast Asians

have wider noses, rounder noses, because the air moisture and level of humidity is different in Southeast Asia,

which shapes the human nose. The human's nose is shaped depending on the atmosphere. So you've got pointy, big-nosed Europeans because they live in cold climates. The bigger nose It warms up the air before it enters the body. And then in hot countries, they got flatter noses to dissipate the heat before it enters the body. Same with lips.

Thin lips to preserve body heat, fat lips to evaporate body heat.

It's like dolphins and whales, not technically fish, but because they live in the same environment as fish, fish, their bodies evolved to look like fish because that's what's most efficient.

All this race stuff. Everyone just looks the way they look like because of the environment they evolved to adapt to. So it's just adapting to your environment. You get dark skin because you're in a hot country. You get pale skin because you're in a cold country.

But humans are stupid and they think, oh, white this and black that,

as if it's some unique thing to being human that some are black and some are white. I mean, literally every living species have different variations of fur color, facial structure. It's nothing unique to humans.

Animals don't have this problem because they just stay in the area that they, that they were born in.

And then whenever you introduce

foreign animals into a new area, they usually devastate that area. Like the introduction of, I think, the gray squirrel into red squirrel environments. I think the gray squirrels was more aggressive or better at finding food, and then the red squirrels' numbers go down.

Well, they introduced that wild boar into parts of America where it shouldn't be. And then it just, like, devastated the area, had too many babies. And now they pay people to shoot them down.

Maybe things should just stay where they were supposed to be living in instead of moving around.

There would be better harmony in the world.

Saw a good movie last night. It was called Voyager. They create about 20 test tube babies in a bag, and they're supposed to go on a ship that's going to a very far away planet that's going to take multiple generations to reach the planet. So they put all these kids on a spaceship with one adult who's in

charge of them, and they're drugging the kids with this blue liquid to keep them docile and passive. But then 2 of the kids— they're like teenagers at this point, so they're pretty adult-sized— 2 of the kids stop drinking the blue liquid, and then all these natural human instincts come back, like sexual desire, aggression.

And one of them goes kind of crazy, and then he kills the leader guy, gets him electrocuted when he's out in space doing a repair. And then they all stop taking the blue thing, and it just descends into chaos and tribalism. And then one of the crazy kids takes control, and he's like spreading this rumor that there's

an alien on the ship. To instigate fear. And then all the other kids start grouping up, siding with him instead of the good guy, who's the actual second in command or whatever.

And then the evil guy uses this fear of an alien to rally the other kids behind him. And then they go hunting for the good guy and the few kids who stuck with the good guy. And then the bad guy wants to like rape this attractive girl, keeps trying to touch her up. It's a pretty good movie.

Has anyone seen it?

It makes you think that even with all this technology and advanced technology and spaceships and stuff, humans are still humans and still stupid. Tribalistic, and then you can manipulate crowds of people by getting them scared over something that doesn't even exist, like an alien.

Yeah, it's on Netflix. It's got that actor Bran Stark, the kid who played him, but he's just like a little minor side character in this movie.

It's got a nice ending. They end up kicking the bad guy out of the airlock, and then they stop fighting. They have kids, and they create the next generation that reaches the planet.

I like movies like that. I like sci-fi realistic movies but also have like a human psychology element to it. I don't like horror because it's just stupid. I don't like comedy because it's not funny.

It's okay if it has a bit of horror, but not pure horror.

A touch of horror with thriller vibes. And a lot of scientific stuff. My favorite type of movie.

It's kind of a stupid idea though. Why would you send 30 kids on a ship and expect them not to go crazy? If it was so important for them to take this drug, they should have put it in the air system or something.

It seems like a bad idea. You should have had more adults on the ship mentoring them. You only had one adult, and if he got killed, then they will just— they'll do whatever they want because there's no, no one to keep them in check. I bet Elon Musk would laugh if he saw that and be like, why

would you do that? Why don't you have like a team of adult scientists who are then raising the kids on the ship and make sure the kids growing up not into crazy people?

What Japanese food do I want to eat first? I don't think there's any Japanese food in Japan that they don't sell here in Thailand, so I'm not really craving anything. We've got sukiya here, sushi, ramen places.

So if I want to eat Japanese food, I'll just go and get some here. It's exactly the same.

I'm not really— I just do my own cooking. I get some pork, some bean sprouts,

get some yakiniku sauce, make a fry-up, probably make a lot of spaghetti. I think I'm just gonna make loads of spaghetti. Get some minced meat, make my own spaghetti sauce.

I need minced meat, garlic powder, parsley, basil.

Get some cans of diced tomatoes, make my own sauce. Put chicken stock. I think that's cheaper than just buying a pre-made pasta sauce.

And then I want to find a gym that I can go to. I need to carry on doing my exercise.

Then I need to start making some clickbait Japan stuff, I guess, with some IRL stuff maybe. Don't know, I still can't decide what I want to do. Why aren't you playing Hogwarts? Because I'm streaming. Or maybe I'm playing it now and you don't even know, because whenever I turn a game on, I lose half my viewers.

Maybe I'm playing it now and you can't tell. Ah,

I was streaming on Twitch yesterday and I had about 50 viewers for the first few hours, but then I started playing the game and it dropped down to like 20. Dropped down to as low as 12 viewers at one point. Whenever I turn a game on, I talk less because I'm trying to play the game. So people

get bored because I'm not talking

and they don't care about the game. So it's hard to stream games. So I need— I want to focus and listen to the characters and listen to the story. I can't continuously talk about random stuff. When I'm trying to play a story game.

Will I get a new girlfriend in Japan? I don't know. I feel like having a girlfriend gets in the way of making content. Although Chihiro did make up nearly all of my content back then.

It's just with this Thai girlfriend, I'm realizing that just having a girlfriend doesn't really

grow the channel or get much views. It got some views in the beginning,

but I need the girlfriend to be a part of the channel.

It's just if I don't— if I get a girlfriend, I don't want to tell her about the channel because I want to be free to do and talk about what I want to talk about.

It's so hard to plan what to do right now. So I've got this girlfriend trying to guilt trip me into coming back quickly.

Maybe Yuna would like to be part of your channel. I think she would be up for it. She seems like she doesn't care about anything

and she's bored. And it would be fun. I think it would be fun. I thought it was fun with Chihiro getting like 100K views, everyone talking about us and our crazy relationship.

I don't think Chihiro found it fun though. I think she found it stressful. I thought it was fun.

What time is it? Uh, half past 12. Still got 4 hours to go. Running out of things to talk about.

Any ideas?

I'll eat my banana.

Bananas are nice. It's like a cake. It's not juicy or wet. They are so cakey and sweet.

My lunch for today.

Do I like durian? No, it tastes disgusting. People say it tastes different to how it smells, but I don't think it does.

It's like a banana that's been in a smelly sock. It has the same consistency of a banana. It's creamy and sweet, but it has this weird pungent aftertaste that lingers in your mouth.

I don't like food that has a pungent lingering smell.

After I swallow it, I don't want to taste it anymore.

Don't want it lingering.

Does Thai girlfriend have a lot of money? She seems to be ultra poor. I think she makes okay money for a Thai person, but she has so much debt from the house and paying for car repairs, petrol. She had to buy a lot of furniture for the house recently. She found someone to live in it.

It's the upfront cost of owning a property and renting it out. You're gonna have to pay a lot of money upfront, but then once you've finished making the upfront payments, then you start raking in that rental. Income, don't you? It's just a one-time upfront cost and then you're making that rental income for the rest of your life,

aren't you?

She said she wants to be like her mum. Her mum also rents out properties.

I don't know how much she's making from the property. She won't tell me. I don't know why she would keep it a secret. Is it because it's a

ridiculously low amount of money, or is it a lot of money? I don't know how much renting a house would cost outside of Bangkok.

Renting a nice apartment in Bangkok is about 12,000 baht, so a house would be more. But because it's outside of Bangkok, wouldn't it be less? Maybe it's only 8,000 baht and then she got to pay real estate fees and then she's only getting like 6,000 baht, maybe $200.

But that's a lot of money in Thai money.

Plus her pharmacy job probably pays about $500. I don't know, but she keeps saying that she's poor and she's like part of a different income group to me.

It's like she thinks she's one of those poor Thai people who sell coconuts.

She talks like she's so poor, but really she's way richer than a lot of people in Thailand. She's definitely middle class, middle class income bracket.

She's not like making $15K working at McDonald's.

I think you have to have a good job to work, to live in a place that we're living in. People who live here would be doing jobs like maybe real estate agent, car salesperson at Toyota,

computer analyst, something like that. You wouldn't get people who, who work on the street digging up roads. Picking up trash, selling coconuts. Those people would not be living here. They wouldn't be able to afford it. Those people would be living in like a slummy area, very old-looking building, concrete, maybe 4 stories, 5,000 baht a month rent.

They would not— I've seen a lot of people who live here going up and down the elevators, and they all look like Chinese people,

just like normal Chinese people. None of them are brown.

They all look like nerdy, bookish Chinese people.

Why does it keep saying this stream will end shortly? No data.

Weird. Wow, I lost 20 subs. I had 112,500 subs when I started. Now I got 112,480. 20 people unsubbed. I didn't even say anything weird this

stream.

Oh, why do I keep losing subs? Instead of growing more subs.

Look, my new Hogwarts Legacy review

has no search result views.

One view from search results. I don't understand. I'm not getting any search result views

even though it's a really popular game.

Really trending and all the big YouTubers are talking about it as well. Asmongold is playing it, xQc played it.

So strange.

Same thing happened with Call of Duty. I bought Modern Warfare 2 and thinking, oh, this is gonna be the next big game. I made a video about it and it only got 1K views. Some games that I review just don't get any views, and then I review something random like Dark Souls Remastered on Switch and it'll get

10K views, even though that's a really old game, came out ages ago.

I reviewed Dead Space Remake and that got 5 or 6K views. That's the kind of number I wanted to see with Hogwarts.

Well, actually, I want to see like a quarter of a million, but that's just dreaming.

It's like the The clickbait doesn't work on some gaming communities. Maybe the Harry Potter community is just very uninterested in negativity,

whereas the Dark Souls community are easily baited.

It must be because of different characteristics of gaming communities. My Elden Ring video got so many views, maybe because Dark Souls people are just easy to

trigger. And it's a very well-known brand. Souls games are very, very popular, aren't they? So if you complain about a Souls game being a Souls game, they're gonna get angry.

It's just not fair. I've seen channels smaller than me post videos about first 20 hours of Hogwarts Legacy and gets like 2 million views.

When I just post my Twitch stream, first 4 hours of Hogwarts Legacy, no one cares about Harry Potter. Really? It's like the most trending game on Twitch right now. You go on to Twitch gaming,

Hogwarts Legacy, 180,000 viewers.

It's the most popular, most watched game right now.

Maybe you can get shadow banned if you constantly make fake trolling reviews. No, because I've been doing it for like 6 years

and my PewDiePie video got search results.

60% of the PewDiePie video views came from search.

And my Insta360 camera review got 35,000 views, all from search. I got 13k subs on the second channel, but none of them watch. Those all came from hiding my room. When I used to do these food videos

thinking it's my second channel. It's just my clickbait spam review video channel.

None of the subs— I mean, the subs were good so I can get the channel monetized. I don't think I'd ever get the channel monetized without the subs from hiding in my room.

So

It's a dead channel, but

oh well.

These are just old Hiding in My Room subs, the 13,000.

No one subs from my troll reviews because they hate my reviews. Usually 80% dislikes on my camera review.

It's weird why some people, some people's opinions are so valuable. Like millions of people care about MoistCr1TiKaL's opinion. Millions of people care about Asmongold's opinion, but no one cares about my opinion.

Why? What makes Asmongold's opinion so much more valuable than mine?

Because people like him, is that it?

Chef Daniel used to be my cooking channel. It used to be where I put food stuff because I wanted to do food reviews, and they used to get consistent 5K views. Which was not bad. But then I did some gaming reviews, they got like 100K, and I thought, I think I'll just go with the gaming stuff. Although

it's hit and miss, when it hits, it gets like 100 times more views.

Your opinion is not real. Well, who cares?

Imagine caring what people's opinions are.

That's why people are sheep. They want to find out who the most popular influencer's opinion is before they make up their own opinion. If Asmongold or MoistCr1TiKaL says this thing is bad, then all the sheep followers will be like, okay, he's got a point.

It's just like that movie Voyager. The bad guy just creates some BS about an alien, scares everyone, and then they will take his side. Whereas the guy who's telling the truth, they don't take his side because he doesn't have like a fearmongering tactic.

People are just sheep,

mindless.

Have you been to theme parks in Japan? Yeah, I went to USJ and went to

I think that's it. Oh, I went to Disneyland and DisneylandSea.

I don't really like theme parks. It's boring. I don't like roller coasters or rides. Rides just spin you around and make you feel sick. How's that fun? Every single ride just has a goal of making you feel sick, spinning you round upside down, round and round. How— where's the fun of that? I don't get it.

When I went to USJ, they didn't have the Nintendo thing there. They had Harry Potter. Chihiro wanted to go on the Harry Potter ride, but I didn't want to. Good thing I didn't. I want to look on YouTube what that Harry Potter ride is like. I think it's a scary roller coaster.

Harry Potter ride USJ.

Harry Potter and the Forbidden Journey.

It's a pretty cool-looking

castle in USJ. It looks like Hogwarts.

It's probably all made out of cardboard and plastic. I wanted to go inside thinking it's like a walkabout attraction museum thing.

Oh, it's like a roller coaster

VR thing where you're supposed to be on a broom. I'm not sure, is it like a haunted house ride?

It's like you're playing Quidditch and flying around. But does it actually drop you? I don't like being dropped.

USJ, the Flying Dinosaur. That looks terrifying.

I don't like roller coasters.

It's not fun. What is fun about this?

I don't understand. People think being scared is fun.

It's just stupid. Even just watching it

makes me shake my head. I, I'll never understand these people. Strap yourself into a seat and then get

rocketed around a track. Doing loop-the-loops. There's no way that's fun.

Mila tried to make me ride one in The Hague and I refused and she was upset. There's just no way. She could beg me all she wants. I'm not getting on a roller coaster ever.

I said, why do you want me She kept saying, why won't you go on it? It's fun. And I said, why do you want me to feel bad for you to have fun? And then she was like, why do you want me—

why don't you want— I can't remember what she said, actually.

She flipped it around and said, why won't you do something that will make me have fun?

In the end, we agreed to going on this thing where it's like a bouncy castle, but it's got a spinning rod in the middle and you're supposed to jump over it. I landed on my stomach and it really hurt, and then my back was hurting for like a week.

That's not my idea of fun.

I just know I'm gonna hate it. So I don't want to do it. If I'm going to hate it and feel sick, then why would I want to do it? Just so that she has a good time? Why do I have to suffer? Oh yeah, I said, why do I have to suffer so you can have a

good time? And then she said, oh, why do I have to suffer so you don't have to suffer? Or something stupid.

She tried to talk me into it. She kept saying, please, please. She wants to go on this spinning loopy loop thing.

Having an adrenaline junkie girlfriend is the worst thing ever. All they want to do is stupid things.

Meaningless, stupid things for a quick thrill.

And then if you don't want to do it, then they'll start complaining about you being boring.

People have weird ideas of what's fun. Like fishing. You stand there with a rod in the water. People find that fun. They catch the fish, they throw it back in the water. So pointless. If you really wanted a fish, just buy one at the supermarket.

Fishing is so dumb. Golf is hit like a stupid ball into a little hole. People do a lot of stupid things, don't they?

Everything's just boring and pointless.

That's why I don't have any hobbies, because I can't find anything that's not boring.

All sport is boring. It's just like hitting a ball using a stick or a bat or your foot.

That's why I find it difficult to find something to occupy my time with. Video games usually are my favorite thing to do,

but then a lot of video games are boring, like Football Manager, NBA 2K22,

Animal Crossing.

What's Ice doing now?

Is his stream gonna end? He changed it to $1 for 30 seconds hoping that the stream will end, but it still keeps going up. It's got 30 hours left now.

It's crazy his community have raised over 2 months. If it's $1 per minute, that's like $150,000. That is— community have donated to him. So it's 30 days in a month,

24 times 30.

720 times 60. So that's 43,000 minutes in a month. So that's $40,000, isn't it? And now he's on his— nearing the end of the second month. That's $80,000.

How many minutes in a month?

43,800. His community have managed to fund over $80,000 in the space of 2 months, and he doesn't have that many viewers. He's probably got like 60,000 to 70,000 unique viewers. And what is the percentage of a viewership when it comes to donations? Most people don't donate. I'd say it's like less than 10% of a viewership, of an

audience, that actually donates. So he's got like 60,000, 70,000 viewers

in his remaining community. If only 10% are donating, it's like 6,000 or 7,000. Pounds. I mean people. 6,000 people donating is quite a lot.

Divide that by $85,000.

$85,000 divided by 6,000 people. On average it means $14 per person. I guess it's not that unbelievable. If he had only a community of 5K people, 10% of whom are donating. It's like 500 people raising nearly $100K. That would be insane.

6,000 people raising $80K. Yeah, it would be like $14 per person. Maybe it's not that, not that unbelievable.

Leaning into challenges is the only way for things to be less boring. I guess so, but I don't want to do— I don't want to chase a meaningless challenge. I could challenge myself to flick a ping pong ball into the toilet from the bedroom, but that's just a waste of time and meaningless. If I want to challenge

myself, I want to actually want to be able to do it for some kind of good reason.

Right now I want to challenge myself to lift 20 kg with one bicep curl.

Benefits of that is I will look good, so women will be more attracted to my muscles and I could beat someone up maybe. With my new strength.

But I don't have the aggression to be able to fight, I think. Even if I had more muscles, mentally I'm still weak.

In the Japanese army during World War II, they would train the soldiers to scream and bayonet sandbags to toughen them up.

There's benefits of lifting weights, like you could lift heavier bags of rice when you go shopping. And girls would find you more attractive and you'd feel confident about your body, which would make you look more attractive as well. Attractiveness comes from your confidence. Women love to see a confident man.

So if it helps you feel better and more confident about your self-image,

then it'll help you get a girlfriend.

And it feels rewarding. I feel like that's what life was originally about as a man. You went out, you did hard labor, chopping trees, digging a hole, building stuff. You come home, have a nice meal,

and that would be like a healthy, fulfilling life.

But these days we don't have to chop trees or build stuff, so we need to go to the gym or lift weights repetitively.

I feel like life could have been very fulfilling and satisfying in the olden days,

chopping down trees, building a house. For your family, and then you'll be starving. Your woman cooks you a nice meal of beef broth potato soup, and then your body will get strong

and hard.

You feel like a real man,

creating, providing, muscular. Not like these days. Weak skinny guys playing video games, hiding from life. That's what my channel should be called. Not Hiding in My Room, Hiding from Life.

Where's my wall? Ah.

What are your thoughts on MILF Manor? What is that? Never heard of it. Is it a house full of MILFs?

I can't even open this bottle of water. I can't grip it. It's too painful.

Oh my God, I can't grip. It hurts my skin.

You sound like such a loser with the bottle cap. Well, I have long fingers, so I find it difficult to grip bottle caps.

The amount of force you have to put into the grip to get the bottle cap off hurts my hand. The bottle cap digs into my soft skin. There's not enough grip where I can leverage my muscle. Let's rely on my finger muscle.

Oh, thank God that Joel Korean guy has left Ice's streams. He was so annoying. What is the point of having someone on stream who barely speaks English?

Can't even communicate with him. And then he takes like an hour to say anything.

And then anytime Ice would say something to him, he would just parrot back what Ice said for confirmation.

Trying to— listening to them trying to communicate with him drove me crazy. Just use Google Translate, for God's sake. His English is bad. At least this Huub guy is better. He speaks good Japanese and English.

And then those stupid dances he did, oh, they pissed me off so much. I think it's his weird— that weird face he made when he was doing the strange dances really annoyed me. He would have like this weird wide-eyed stupid-looking puckered grin and then did like this chicken bird dancing. And it's so embarrassing. Oh my God.

It's not even funny. It's just annoying. There's funny cringe and there's annoying cringe.

He always does the same dance where he does like the pigeon head movement and like the, the wings.

What a stupid gimmick to dance when you get a dono. Thank God Ice doesn't do that stuff.

I don't know why the chat like Joel so much. He was so annoying.

I like Homeless more than Joel. At least he can be understood.

Have I changed my mind on love dolls?

Changed what? What was my stance on Love Dolls. The chat loved Joel. Yeah, it's weird. And the chat hated that Code Provider guy. Do you remember in Hokkaido, that guy with the glasses and the big nose? He comment— used to comment on my channel a lot. His channel was called Code Provider. They hated him. He kept saying

kick, kick, kick, and then he got angry

and then he got upset and he walked off, didn't he? Because the chat was saying mean things about him.

That must feel pretty annoying though,

because he probably thinks he feels like part of the community because he's a viewer, but then the community hated him for no reason. I don't even know why they hated him so much.

He was barely even on the stream. For very long. I think maybe he was a bit arrogant.

Sus is funny. Yeah,

it's funny when he gets really angry over nothing and storms off.

Who's he with now? He's with that Sho guy again. Sho's okay.

Sho's not cringe and he speaks good English. He's— but he keeps crying. That's like his thing, isn't it? Sho cries over little things. He's cried twice now when Ai's talked about not having friends.

I like that Brendan Buckingham guy. He was on the stream last night, wasn't he?

Oh yeah, Vexed was funny. I like Vexed actually,

only with the fighting over money. That was the funniest thing. I need to rewatch. I missed so many of the live streams cuz I, I was in Vietnam and then my girlfriend kept taking days off work. I think I missed a lot of the

streams. It's too hard to catch up because there's so much of them.

I think when he finished the stream and he leaves Japan, I'm gonna be catching up. I think I'll watch from the beginning.

Today's stream seems like half of it's in a train and now he's in a taxi. Where's the content? I'm clicking around. All I can see is Ice in a train, in a train, in a taxi.

Where's he going?

Big and mighty, I will say.

Damn it, umbrella! I'll let go of this umbrella. He's going to a boat.

Do I think Jenna Ortega is hot? No, she was in that Netflix series, wasn't she? Addams Family— Wednesday. No, I think she looks weird.

Don't like that kind of Hispanic look.

Sus was trying to fight Sho.

I didn't see what happened. I saw a clip of Sus shouting, but I didn't see the bit when they tried to fight.

How many weeks do I have left? So there's 18 days left in February, which is 2 weeks and 4 days.

I've got— oh, I've still got 6 weeks left. It's quite long,

but when we get to like 3 weeks left, 2 weeks left, it's gonna get sad.

The date of impending doom. Girlfriend's gonna be crying more. She's already crying every night. She's so emotional

right now. It's not too bad because I feel like there's still a lot of time until I have to go. 6 weeks is quite a long time. Feels like there's a a nice

amount of time before I have to leave, like a buffer zone of safety. But imagine there's like 1 week left, 6 days left, 5 days left, and then tomorrow is the day. Got to start packing.

Last night in bed and then wake up next morning, get ready to go. She's going to be so sad. And then it's going to make me sad, bum me out.

Then I'll feel guilty for leaving.

But I don't have a choice. The only choice was to try and get a student visa before I have to leave. But I don't want to go to school.

I don't have the willpower to study something and have to go to a classroom every day.

So I don't know what else I could do. It's not my fault. It's Thailand's fault. In Japan, I could have stayed for 6 months without a visa. In Thailand, you can only stay for 75 days without a visa.

Actually, I think some countries can stay for 90 days without a visa in Thailand. It's like Chile, Brazil, Peru, like random South American countries.

Why are you going to Japan? Because I can't stay in Thailand much longer.

Stay a week in Laos and go back. I already did that. I went to Vietnam for a week and came back. If I did it again, won't I get in trouble? And I kind of want to go to Japan. I don't want to go to Vietnam again or some rubbish country like Laos.

So I feel like she's trying to guilt trip me for not buying her a plane ticket, and I feel bad because it's like

I mean, there's not much else I could have done. I have to leave.

Oh, thanks. What did the love doll UTI feel like?