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[2019-07-13] My wife is REFUSING to sponsor my spouse visa [LLhwVHKcb4o]
2019-07-13 · 16 min
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Hey, so I'm in Japan now as a tourist. I
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0:00–0:03 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_0don't actually have any kind of visa. I
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0:04–0:06 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_1don't need a visa to enter Japan as a
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0:06–0:07 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_2tourist. They just stamp your passport for
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0:08–0:09 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_390 days, and they stamped my passport for
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0:10–0:12 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_490 days, and I can stay until September
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0:13–0:15 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_5unless I go to immigration and extend it
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0:16–0:18 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_6for another 3 months, which is what I'm
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0:19–0:20 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_7going to do. And the reason why I don't
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0:21–0:22 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_8have my spouse visa, even though I should,
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0:22–0:24 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_9is because my wife is refusing to sponsor
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0:25–0:28 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_10me to, to, um, you know, help me get the
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0:29–0:32 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_11spouse visa again. I need her help. I
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0:32–0:34 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_12can't do it by myself. I need her
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0:35–0:36 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_13signature or whatever to, um, get the
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0:37–0:38 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_14spouse visa. And the reason why she's
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0:39–0:41 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_15refusing to help me get a spouse visa
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0:41–0:42 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_16again is because, uh, she's scared, or
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0:43–0:46 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_17she's worried that as soon as I get the
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0:47–0:49 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_18spouse visa, I'm gonna disappear and then
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0:50–0:52 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_19go to some other Japanese city And then
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0:52–0:54 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_20try and hook up with Japanese ladies
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0:55–0:56 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_21again. Oh my God, I can't even begin to
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0:56–0:59 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_22tell you how ridiculous that is. I can't
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1:00–1:02 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_23believe she would even think that I would
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1:03–1:04 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_24be willing to do something like that.
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1:05–1:06 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_25Does she really think that I'm that evil
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1:06–1:08 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_26that I would try and trick and deceive her
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1:08–1:10 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_27so I could stay in Japan just so I could
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1:10–1:13 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_28hook up with a bunch of other ladies?
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1:13–1:15 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_29Does that sound like something I would do?
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1:16–1:17 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_30Yeah, I know I'm no angel, but come on, I
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1:18–1:20 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_31don't think I'm that bad of a person.
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1:21–1:21 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_32Person. And the fact that she would even
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1:21–1:24 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_33suggest that I'm capable of doing
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1:24–1:26 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_34something like that kind of, kind of hurts
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1:26–1:29 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_35me a little bit. So the plan is I'm gonna
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1:29–1:31 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_36go to immigration and I'm going to try and
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1:32–1:34 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_37get my tourist stay extended by another 3
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1:34–1:37 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_38months so I can, so I can stay until
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1:38–1:40 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_39December, just like I did 2 years ago,
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1:40–1:43 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_402017. I went to immigration and I didn't
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1:43–1:46 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_41even know you could do this. I feel so
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1:46–1:48 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_42stupid because I've been to Japan so many
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1:48–1:50 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_43times and I always thought I could only
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1:50–1:53 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_44stay for 3 months as a tourist.
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1:53–1:55 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_45And I did hear about, um, I did hear
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1:56–2:00 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_46about how you can extend your tourist stay
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2:00–2:02 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_47to 6 months if you're from certain
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2:02–2:05 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_48countries. I think there's a list of about
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2:06–2:07 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_496 countries including the United Kingdom
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2:08–2:11 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_50that are allowed to extend the tourist
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2:11–2:13 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_51stay until 6 months. One of the countries
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2:13–2:17 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_52is a country called Liechtenstein. I don't
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2:17–2:21 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_53even know how to pronounce it. I don't
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2:21–2:22 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_54even know where it is on the map, and I
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2:23–2:24 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_55never even heard of it until I looked up
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2:24–2:26 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_56that list. Apparently there's a couple
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2:27–2:29 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_57countries that have special relationships
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2:30–2:32 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_58with Japan, and for some reason England is
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2:32–2:34 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_59one of them. I didn't know England and
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2:34–2:36 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_60Japan had any kind of special
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2:37–2:39 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_61relationship. I know England You know, a
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2:40–2:42 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_62couple hundred years ago there was the
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2:42–2:44 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_63English Empire, the British Empire, and
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2:44–2:46 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_64they colonized a load of countries, but I
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2:46–2:49 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_65don't think Japan was one of the countries
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2:49–2:51 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_66that England colonized. So I'm not really
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2:52–2:54 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_67sure why England has a special
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2:54–2:56 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_68relationship and this visa exemption
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2:57–2:59 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_69policy with Japan when countries like
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3:00–3:02 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_70America don't. Anyway, that's one of the
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3:02–3:05 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_71great things about being British. You have
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3:05–3:07 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_72the power of the British passport. You can
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3:07–3:10 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_73go anywhere basically without a visa. I
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3:10–3:13 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_74think you need a visa for Vietnam, but who
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3:13–3:15 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_75wants to go to Vietnam? I don't think I've
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3:15–3:18 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_76talked about this, but I was a bit
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3:18–3:20 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_77surprised when I got to Japan a month ago.
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3:20–3:22 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_78I can't believe I've been in Japan for a
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3:22–3:24 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_79month now. Yeah, it has been a month since
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3:24–3:26 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_80I got here. It doesn't sound like a lot of
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3:27–3:28 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_81time, but I feel like I've been here for
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3:28–3:30 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_82forever. Time is just ticking by so
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3:31–3:34 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_83slowly. I feel like I've been here for a
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3:34–3:36 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_84year. Anyway, I was kind of worried when I
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3:36–3:39 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_85booked my ticket for Japan because I
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3:40–3:41 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_86thought I was gonna get in— I thought I
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3:42–3:43 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_87was gonna get into trouble with the whole,
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3:43–3:45 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_88you know, marriage thing and having my
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3:46–3:48 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_89spouse visa expired. I thought they would
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3:48–3:50 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_90ask me lots of questions, but they didn't.
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3:50–3:52 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_91I just showed up at the airport, got off
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3:52–3:54 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_92the plane, and they just stamped my
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3:55–3:57 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_93passport. This Japanese woman searched my
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3:57–4:00 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_94bag, which was a bit embarrassing. She
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4:01–4:03 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_95took everything out of my bag after I
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4:03–4:05 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_96nicely packed it, including all of my
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4:05–4:07 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_97rubber duckies and my little dentist
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4:08–4:10 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_98mirror. You know, you get those little
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4:10–4:12 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_99mirrors, the circle mirror on the metal
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4:12–4:13 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_100stick that dentists use? I have one of
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4:13–4:15 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_101those in my bag just in case. She took it
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4:15–4:18 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_102out and she asked me, what's this? Are you
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4:18–4:19 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_103a dentist? As if that's supposed to be
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4:20–4:22 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_104funny. I said, no, I just have a little
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4:23–4:24 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_105mirror. So the plan is I need to go to
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4:24–4:26 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_106immigration sometime during this month.
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4:26–4:30 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_107Don't want to leave it too late. And
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4:30–4:32 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_108hopefully the same thing happens as it
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4:32–4:36 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_109happened 2 years ago and they just extend
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4:36–4:38 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_110my tourist stay another 3 months and I can
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4:38–4:40 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_111stay until December. Because if they don't
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4:41–4:43 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_112and they, they say something like, oh,
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4:43–4:45 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_113you're not allowed to stay for 3 months
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4:46–4:48 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_114extra, you have to go in September— if
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4:48–4:51 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_115that happens, then I'm not sure what we're
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4:51–4:52 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_116going to do because I don't think that— I
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4:53–4:55 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_117don't think there's enough time to reapply
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4:55–4:57 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_118for the spouse visa. It takes several
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4:57–4:59 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_119months for the whole application process
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4:59–5:01 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_120to happen, and I've only got 2 months left
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5:02–5:04 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_121in Japan on my current stamp.
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5:04–5:06 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_122So if I run out of time, I'm not really
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5:08–5:10 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_123sure what we're gonna do. I guess I'd have
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5:10–5:12 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_124to go to a different country. Maybe I'd go
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5:12–5:13 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_125to Thailand or something. Maybe my wife's
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5:13–5:16 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_126not sure about it yet. Maybe she doesn't
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5:17–5:18 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_127trust me yet. Maybe she's not sure if I'm
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5:19–5:20 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_128serious about getting getting back
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5:20–5:21 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_129together with her, so she just wants to
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5:21–5:24 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_130wait a little bit longer until she decides
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5:24–5:27 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_131on sponsoring my spouse visa again or not.
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5:27–5:30 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_132I'm a little bit worried because when I
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5:31–5:33 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_133phoned up the Japanese Embassy when I was
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5:33–5:34 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_134in England, the Japanese Embassy that's in
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5:35–5:37 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_135London, and I explained to the guy my
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5:37–5:40 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_136situation, he said to me that my wife
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5:40–5:44 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_137needs to send me— what was it called?
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5:44–5:47 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_138Certificate of Eligibility. She has to get
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5:47–5:49 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_139one of those, send it to me in England,
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5:50–5:50 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_140and then I have to take that to London and
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5:50–5:54 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_141then apply for the spouse visa in London.
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5:54–5:56 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_142And he told me that I should do that
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5:56–5:58 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_143before going to Japan. But then I said to
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5:58–6:01 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_144him, what if I just go without doing any
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6:01–6:04 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_145of what you just said? What if I just go
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6:04–6:06 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_146as a tourist? And he said, if you go as a
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6:06–6:08 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_147tourist, you'll be allowed back in as a
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6:09–6:10 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_148tourist. And then I asked him, what if I
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6:11–6:13 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_149entered as a tourist and then tried to
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6:13–6:15 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_150reapply for the spouse visa when I'm in
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6:15–6:17 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_151Japan as a tourist? And he didn't say that
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6:17–6:20 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_152it would be impossible to do that. He just
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6:21–6:22 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_153said he wouldn't recommend it, and he said
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6:23–6:24 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_154I should get my visa sorted out before
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6:25–6:27 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_155entering Japan. So I'm a bit worried that
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6:28–6:30 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_156I won't be able to reapply for the spouse
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6:31–6:33 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_157visa in Japan, and I have to go all the
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6:34–6:35 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_158way back to England, reapply for it in
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6:36–6:38 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_159London, and then come all the way back to
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6:39–6:41 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_160Japan. That would just be so silly. I
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6:41–6:44 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_161don't think it would be a problem because
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6:44–6:45 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_162We got married when I was here as a
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6:46–6:48 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_163tourist, and I changed from being
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6:48–6:51 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_164a tourist to being a spouse of a Japanese
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6:51–6:53 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_165national whilst I was here as a tourist.
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6:53–6:56 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_166So I don't see why I won't— I don't see
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6:56–6:58 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_167why I wouldn't be able to do that a second
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6:58–7:00 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_168time. It would make no sense if they said
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7:01–7:03 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_169to me, sorry, you have to go back to
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7:03–7:04 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_170England, apply for it in England, and then
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7:04–7:07 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_171come back here. That'd be so stupid,
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7:07–7:10 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_172wouldn't it? But then when you think about
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7:10–7:12 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_173it, a lot of the rules in Japan are kind
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7:13–7:15 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_174of stupid. I don't know who comes up with
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7:15–7:17 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_175these silly rules and laws that don't make
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7:17–7:20 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_176any sense, so it wouldn't actually
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7:20–7:21 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_177surprise me if they told— if they said to
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7:22–7:24 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_178me something as absurd as that. Can you
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7:28–7:31 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_180running away after I get my spouse visa
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7:31–7:33 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_181renewed and then I started hooking up with
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7:34–7:35 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_182other Japanese ladies? I would have to be
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7:36–7:37 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_183so stupid to even consider doing that
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7:38–7:40 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_184because that's basically breaking the law.
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7:40–7:42 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_185That would be fraud. That would be me
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7:43–7:45 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_186trying to scam my wife. It would make our
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7:45–7:49 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_187marriage a sham marriage because that
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7:49–7:51 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_188would mean that we're not married because
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7:52–7:53 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_189we love each other or want to be together.
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7:53–7:55 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_190It would mean that I married her so I
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7:56–7:58 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_191could get a visa and then run away and
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7:58–8:00 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_192then hook up with other ladies whilst I'm
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8:00–8:02 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_193here on the visa. And then if I made
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8:02–8:04 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_194videos about it, I'd get in so much
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8:05–8:08 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_195trouble. I'd be a sitting duck for her
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8:08–8:10 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_196lawyers if she decided to start— if she
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8:10–8:12 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_197started to— if she decided to start a
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8:13–8:15 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_198case, I would have no chance. I'd have no
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8:15–8:17 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_199defense because I would have basically
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8:18–8:20 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_200just confessed to everything in videos on
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8:21–8:23 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_201YouTube. So no, I'm not that stupid.
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8:23–8:26 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_202Jesus, give me some credit. I'm not that
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8:26–8:28 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_203dumb. So I think I'll be going to
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8:28–8:30 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_204immigration sometime next week.
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8:31–8:33 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_205Hopefully no one recognizes me. I'm a bit
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8:34–8:36 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_206worried that I'll get recognized again
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8:36–8:37 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_207because every time I've been to the
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8:38–8:39 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_208immigration center, I got recognized. I
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8:39–8:42 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_209only went twice, but out of the 2 times I
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8:42–8:44 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_210went, I got recognized 100% of the times
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8:44–8:48 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_211that I went. And that was back in March.
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8:48–8:50 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_212The first time was in 2017 December when
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8:51–8:55 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_213I only had about 6K subs, and then the
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8:55–8:59 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_214second time was in March when I had about
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8:59–9:01 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_21520 or 30k subs. I have 90,000
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9:01–9:05 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_216subs now. That's 3 times more, and I've,
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9:05–9:10 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_217I've gotten way more views since then, so
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9:10–9:13 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_218more people would have seen my face and
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9:13–9:15 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_219they would recognize my face. So yeah,
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9:15–9:17 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_220I'm a bit worried that I'll get recognized
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9:17–9:19 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_221again at immigration. Also, my reputation
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9:20–9:22 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_222isn't as great as it was back then. I
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9:23–9:25 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_223don't think people hated me as much as
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9:26–9:27 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_224they hate me now back in March last year
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9:27–9:30 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_225or December 2 years ago. I don't mind
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9:31–9:33 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_226being recognized, it's actually kind of
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9:33–9:35 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_227flattering. I don't mind if it's a nice
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9:35–9:37 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_228person who comes up to me and says hello.
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9:37–9:39 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_229I'm just worried it'll be a very awkward,
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9:40–9:42 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_230not very nice person. There's a lot of
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9:42–9:45 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_231rude people on the internet and on my
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9:45–9:47 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_232comment section, but I don't think that
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9:47–9:49 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_233they would actually be rude like that in
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9:50–9:51 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_234real life. People act very differently on
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9:51–9:54 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_235the internet compared to how they would
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9:54–9:55 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_236act in real life. A lot of people are rude
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9:56–9:57 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_237to me online I don't think they would say
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9:58–9:59 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_238anything rude to me straight to my face.
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10:00–10:02 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_239If you really want to come up to me and
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10:03–10:04 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_240say hi, then it's okay, I guess, but don't
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10:05–10:07 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_241expect me to— don't
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10:07–10:11 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_242expect me to be all chatty because I'm
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10:12–10:15 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_243pretty nervous and shy in real life and
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10:15–10:17 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_244I'm not very talkative and I just wouldn't
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10:18–10:20 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_245know what to say to you if we had a
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10:20–10:23 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_246conversation. It would basically go like
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10:23–10:25 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_247this. You would say, hi, I watch your
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10:25–10:28 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_248channel, and then I'd say, oh, thanks,
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10:28–10:31 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_249and then I wouldn't know what to say next.
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10:32–10:34 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_250So if you enjoy awkward silences, then be
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10:34–10:38 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_251my guest. Hello, welcome to lunchtime.
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10:39–10:42 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_252Today I have these very tasty looking
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10:42–10:45 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_253noodles, and I've been eyeing these
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10:45–10:48 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_254noodles in the supermarket for a long
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10:48–10:50 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_255time, and I haven't decided to buy them up
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10:50–10:52 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_256until now, mainly because, well, you hear
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10:53–10:54 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_257a lot of things about noodles being bad
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10:55–10:56 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_258for you and making you sick, but I started
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10:57–11:00 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_259to think, well, you only live once, might
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11:00–11:01 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_260as well just enjoy life. So this is me
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11:02–11:04 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_261enjoying life. So on the outside of the
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11:04–11:07 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_262noodle box or pot— it's not really a box—
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11:08–11:10 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_263we have a lovely image of the noodles,
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11:10–11:12 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_264and there's some meat-looking objects,
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11:13–11:15 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_265meaty-looking objects and sweet corn,
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11:16–11:18 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_266some greens. I don't think any of these
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11:18–11:20 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_267things are going to be in there, but we'll
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11:20–11:21 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_268have a look inside. I've got a handy knife
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11:22–11:24 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_269to open it up. One swift incision
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11:25–11:28 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_270to the plastic will open up that package
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11:28–11:32 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_271nicely. So on the top we have this
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11:33–11:36 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_272red packet. It's a red
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11:36–11:40 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_273packet of kokuuma.
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11:40–11:42 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_274I don't know what that means. Rich horse,
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11:44–11:47 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_275maybe? I don't know. And I'm going to take
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11:47–11:50 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_276a wild guess and guess that it's going to
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11:51–11:52 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_277be spicy. That's okay, I can handle spice.
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11:53–11:55 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_278On here we have the leftover residue of
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11:55–11:58 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_279the glue that held the packet on. Doesn't
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11:58–12:01 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_280look very pretty, it's all dried up. Kind
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12:01–12:03 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_281of looks like a different type of
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12:03–12:05 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_282substance. Okay,
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12:06–12:09 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_283so let's look inside of the pot of
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12:09–12:11 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_284noodles. Oh, we do have greens! That's a
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12:12–12:15 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_285surprise. I thought the image was just,
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12:15–12:17 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_286you know, like an image and there wouldn't
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12:17–12:18 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_287actually be greens, but there's actual
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12:18–12:20 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_288greens. If I switch over to the close-up
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12:20–12:24 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_289lens, yeah, we can see there's spring
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12:24–12:27 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_290onions, sweet corns, and meaty looking
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12:27–12:31 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_291objects which look like rabbit droppings
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12:31–12:33 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_292actually, now that I think about it. Get a
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12:34–12:36 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_293close-up on that.
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12:36–12:37 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_294Hopefully when you add the boiling water,
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12:42–12:44 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_295it will plump up and look less like rabbit
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12:44–12:46 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_296droppings. Okay, we have the hot water
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12:46–12:49 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_297ready to be poured in. We're just going to
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12:49–12:51 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_298pour that straight into the mixture,
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12:51–12:53 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_299and that should be enough. Now we're going
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12:58–13:00 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_300to add the red packet of mystery
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13:01–13:05 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_301sauce. Let's see what color it is. I bet
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13:05–13:07 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_302it's orange.
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13:08–13:08 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_303Oh, it's not orange, it's a creamy
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13:11–13:15 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_304transparent goo,
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13:15–13:18 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_305which makes me think that it leaked out
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13:20–13:22 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_306onto the top of the lid, but I think
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13:23–13:24 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_307that's actually glue. There's not much in
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13:24–13:26 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_308this packet actually. I think it's like a
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13:26–13:28 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_309oily substance to make the soup rich and
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13:29–13:33 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_310flavorful. We need a stirring device, so
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13:33–13:36 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_311just poke that down. It smells pretty
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13:37–13:39 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_312good. I can smell the onions, green
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13:39–13:42 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_313onions. And we're
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13:42–13:45 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_314just going to close the lid and leave it
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13:46–13:48 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_315for 3 minutes as it says on the packaging.
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13:48–13:51 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_316Okay, let's see what's in inside. It's
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13:52–13:54 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_317been 3 minutes, and, uh,
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13:55–13:57 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_318just as I expected, the meat lumps have
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13:58–14:00 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_319plumped up a little bit and everything's
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14:01–14:03 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_320gotten soft. Where's my fork?
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14:04–14:04 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_321It looks quite similar to a beef and
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14:10–14:12 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_322tomato pot noodle back when they used to
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14:13–14:15 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_323put sweet corn into the pot noodle. Now I
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14:16–14:18 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_324don't think they put sweet corn into pot
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14:18–14:20 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_325noodles anymore. For some reason they
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14:21–14:22 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_326stopped, maybe to cut back on costs. So
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14:23–14:25 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_327I'm going to go in for a bite and see what
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14:25–14:28 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_328it tastes like.
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14:29–14:29 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_329It's a little bit hot, so we'll leave it.
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14:32–14:34 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_330Okay, let's see what it tastes like.
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14:35–14:37 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_331Give it a bit of a stir around. We want
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14:38–14:40 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_332all of the flavors to be mixed together.
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14:40–14:42 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_333Um,
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14:53–14:53 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_334it's okay.
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14:54–14:58 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_335It's salty and it's rich,
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15:00–15:04 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_336but it just kind of tastes like beef
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15:05–15:06 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_337noodles. There's nothing special about it.
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15:06–15:09 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_338I'd give it 4.7 out of 10.
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15:10–15:13 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_339I'll give it an extra 0.2 points since
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15:13–15:17 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_340it has actual vegetables in it, which is
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15:18–15:19 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_341quite impressive. I'm going to try one of
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15:19–15:22 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_342the meat lumps now.
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15:22–15:24 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_343Hmm, the meat lumps don't really taste
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15:32–15:36 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_344very meaty. The meat lumps aren't very
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15:36–15:40 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_345convincing as meat. It's not really as
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15:40–15:44 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_346good as a Pot Noodle. I'd still give Pot
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15:44–15:46 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_347Noodle an 8.9,
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15:47–15:48 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_348but this isn't bad. It's okay.
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15:56–15:57 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_349It's not a bad cup of noodles.
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15:59–16:02 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_350There's one of the meat lumps.
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16:03–16:04 · rev_66aa23058aa052d90da228aecb96a82d_351Very meaty.
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