test stream in my cabin

Am

I staying in this house or your room? I'm

not staying in this cabin.

Testing,

testing,

testing, testing, testing, testing,

testing.

We're flying in

Hmm,

seems better

Are you still going to London? I just came

back from London yesterday. Why am

I— why would I go back to London?

The girl that said let's meet in London

didn't reply to me again, so another time

waster. Second time she's done this now.

First said we could meet last year in

London, then she disappeared, said she

didn't want to meet anymore. Then she said

we could meet again A couple days before I

left Scotland, and we said let's meet on

Thursday, and then she never replied.

Wish these people stopped wasting my time.

If you're not serious about meeting, then

don't fucking message me wasting my time.

So irritating.

You got these people who can't make up

their minds, like, oh, I want to meet.

Oh, actually, I'm not sure. Oh, actually,

I do want to meet. Oh, actually no.

Get lost. Fuck's sake.

So annoying.

I'm getting more and more annoyed with

these girls.

I'll give you— I'll give you 2 chances.

You blow your 2 chances, you don't get a

3rd. You can fuck off.

If you can't stick to what you say the

first 2 times, then I just don't trust you

anymore to stick to what you say the 3rd

time. So you get 2 chances

and then you're out.

Keep on raising my hopes that we could

meet and then just ignoring me afterwards.

Put your fucking face all over the

internet. Piss me off.

It's like people think they can piss me

off and then they're all surprised when I

get upset about it. Oh, I can't believe

you do this, Daniel. Doesn't our

friendship mean anything? Idiots.

Oh, I just did this thing that I should

have known you wouldn't like. I don't

understand why you're upset. Fuck off.

Idiot.

People are so stupid sometimes.

How was the date with the black girl? I

didn't go because I felt too busy trying

to pack my bags and sort the place out,

find out where I had to go, and then I had

to make some videos. Didn't have time to

worry about going on a date that would go

nowhere, and I wasn't— didn't want to stay

in Scotland anyway, so it just kind of

felt pointless to go on a date.

I'm so glad I left Scotland. It's so nice

to be home again.

Had nice dinner, had some chocolate, had

some tea. It's just sad Mimo's not around

anymore. Every time I

come back, there's like one person or one

animal missing.

One by one they disappear. My sister

wasn't here either.

Dunno, I think my sister had an argument

with my mum, so she went to London.

Can't live with people, but then when

you're alone, it's depressing and lonely.

What is the solution? Living with

people can get so annoying, but then

living alone gets so lonely.

Stupid hair keeps poking my eye.

Okay, what do you think of this stream?

Not bad, it seems quite stable

now. I just

don't want to start a YouTube stream and

then have my mojo interrupted.

Seems like the bitrate is at 969.96.

Slightly below 1000. Maybe if I

change stream to 900, then at least I'm

below what the bitrate is currently at.

But it seems pretty stable now.

As soon as I got back home, I started

getting that weird rash I get on my

fingers again. Sometimes I randomly get

this really dry patch of skin on my middle

finger and my pointing finger, index

finger, and it's just like really dry.

I don't know what, it just happens

randomly. When I got back home, it just

Getting pimples again as well. I don't

know why. It's like when you move

environments, stuff happens to your skin.

When I moved to Manchester, my skin got

really bad. When I left Manchester, my

skin got better. Now I'm back home, it's

like my skin's getting bad again.

Stupid skin. Uh, sometimes I just wish

we had scales like snakes. They don't have

to worry about bloody dry skin and spots.

Why? It's like humans are only living

creatures on the whole world has to worry

about stupid spots and dryness.

The water, yeah, the water tastes weird

here. It tastes kind of salty.

You can taste the stuff

in it. It doesn't taste like pure water.

The water was nice in Scotland. Let me try

the water here.

Welcome to

my cabin.

It's nice having the cabin because I'd

feel kind of nervous streaming in my

bedroom because I can't really hear

if someone's coming up the stairs unless

they're really noisy.

Oh, the water tastes weird here too. It's

like this weird saltiness.

Oh, it tastes like the pipes as well.

Oh, oh, it's gonna get— take getting used

to.

I used to get the water out of the fridge.

It had like a button you press and water

came out of it. It doesn't work now.

Seems pretty stable, doesn't it?

I might have to put some kind of setting

like the low latency setting, maybe.

Pretty glonky. What the hell does glonky

It says my connection is excellent.

Excellent.

Every time I come back home, I always get

all these stupid comments. Stuff like—

stuff about my family being rich. I don't

know why it triggers me so much. They say

stuff like, oh, this explains why Daniel's

able to waste so much money because his

family's rich. Maybe I should make a whole

video about it.

I just find it really annoying because

it's like all of my efforts and hard work

into making money, they invalidate it by

just saying, oh, his family's rich,

that's how he manages to stay in luxury

apartments and travel without having to

work. Um, no, it's because I work fucking

hard to make fucking YouTube videos, you

fucking idiots. And I literally fuck

myself in the asshole with massive dildos

on OnlyFans so I can afford it. No one

sends me fucking money, and stupid people

in the fucking comments are like, oh, his

family's rich.

I want to get every single one of those

stupid fucks who say that stuff, sit them

down in a room And tell them why they're

stupid and fucking wrong.

I don't get a single penny sent from

family ever. I never ever asked

for money. I never got given money because

I don't need to. I make my own money.

Because they see my YouTube channel, they

see, oh, he only gets 5K views, how does

he afford it?

They've got no fucking brains or clue or

idea how YouTube works. Do they even know

how much money 5K views makes? They don't.

And then they completely ignore the facts.

I've got hundreds and hundreds of videos

that I've made over the years that still

get views even to this day. Or they go on

Social Blade and Social Blade says, oh,

Daniel's making between $100 and $10,000

a month.

Audio is

bad. What does audio sound like?

Testing,

testing. What are you talking about? The

audio is fine. Fucking hell.

Maybe it's just your speakers or your

headphones are shit.

Why would the audio suck? I'm not using

anything different. Why would the audio

suck? I'm not using anything different.

Yeah, maybe because I'm shouting. That's

why.

Maybe I need to turn down the sensitivity

a bit, because because I was talking like

this most of the time in the apartment to

keep my voice down. But now turn

the game down a bit. Now I'm all alone.

I can be as loud as I want.

How's that? Now I'm all alone, I can be as

loud as I want. Yeah, that's a bit better.

I need to turn down the gain a little bit,

that's why. Excuse me.

You have a short temper? Well, excuse me,

but I've been keeping it bottled in all

the time. I constantly get people just

judging me for not working, thinking that

I don't make any money, thinking that my

family's rich and I just get sent money to

me every month for doing nothing. It's not

like I want people to respect me or

anything, it's just— it's like I can't— I

have to live my whole fucking life

constantly being judged because people are

too stupid and clueless to actually find

out the facts.

I've got my whole family probably just

thinking, oh, Daniel doesn't work,

Daniel's mum is paying everything.

No, you fucking idiots, I make videos

on fucking YouTube, you stupid fucks.

God, Jesus Christ.

You know, there's people still in this day

and age who don't know how to make money

on YouTube. They're like, uh, so I don't

understand, you get paid by Google?

You put ads on your videos and YouTube

give you money? So fucking stupid. Yeah,

I put ads on my fucking videos and then

Google pays me. How hard is it to

understand?

It's like living in a world full of

boomers that don't understand how the

internet works.

And my whole family is just like a load of

boomers. I bet they don't even know what

the word boomer means.

So I constantly just have people all

around me who think I don't make any

money. And think my, my mum's sending me

money because we're so rich. Just because

you live in a big house doesn't mean

you're rich. My granddad

bought this land for £200 in the 1950s.

This house probably cost around £200K,

£300K max after all the

decades. Of work that's been done on it.

The only reason it's worth a million is

because of, because of property

appreciation value going up.

We didn't just come here last week and buy

it for a million pounds. People are so

stupid. Fucking hell. And even if the

house is worth like a billion pounds, it

doesn't mean we have a billion pounds

Because then we'd have to sell it to get

the money. So where's

all this money coming from? People think

we're rich because we got a nice-looking

house and a big property,

but then you would have to sell it to

actually be able to use that money,

wouldn't you?

It's like

Elon Musk has how much money? $300

billion, $200 billion. But he doesn't

actually have the $200 billion unless he

completely sells all of Tesla.

It's called paper assets.

If your house is worth $1 billion,

wouldn't you sell it? I wouldn't.

Why would you sell it?

Selling the house so you can buy another

house is like the most stupid thing I've

ever heard of. It's like, imagine you got

a really nice car and then you sell it and

then buy another car that's smaller and

crappier. Why?

What house can you get that's better than

this house? This house has loads

of land, it's got no neighbors nearby,

the house is pretty big and nice. Why

would you want to sell it? I don't get it.

So you can buy another house in some shit

area that's smaller and it's got neighbors

from Timbuktu living next door?

If we hold on to the house another 50

years, the place might be worth £2

million. I don't really care how much

the place is worth because,

well, I wouldn't want to sell it. I don't

know about other people.

Maybe we can sell it and then I'll go and

buy the house, the first house we had in

Sutton Valence. Wouldn't that be funny?

Go back and move back in next door to

Ricky Corn— oops, I nearly said his name.

Apparently he's getting married. He was in

the same class as Chris Broad, but he was

my next-door neighbor. We were best

friends for nearly 10 years, and then he

just disappeared and didn't reply to me on

Facebook.

Imagine if I moved back there. I think his

parents still live there. They had like

another generation of kids. They've had

like 3 generations of kids after Ricky and

his sister. They had a second generation.

I heard they've got another generation of

kids now. She's like a— she just pumps

them out, doesn't she? Jesus Christ.

Some people really making up for the

people who don't have kids.

It's like some people just want to have

kids, loads of kids non-stop, one new kid

every year. I don't get it. Maybe they

just like making kids. It's really weird.

Doesn't it hurt?

I mean, some people don't have anything

else to do. It's like being a parent is

the only thing they want to do. And then

the kids grow up, they need new kids to

replace the kids that grew up and left,

don't they?

Well, do what you want to do, I guess.

Some people just have loads of kids so

they can get child benefits,

child welfare. They just live off the

welfare. They have like 10 kids and

they're getting paid £500 per kid.

It's like their way of making money is

having babies. It's kind of fucked up,

isn't it?

Okay, so stream seems pretty good.

I think I want to get out this anger

before I stream on YouTube because I don't

want the streams to get I don't want to be

like fuck fuck fuck the whole stream and

then get demonetized or age-restricted.

Plus it makes me look bad. Fucking fuck!

Okay, I think I got it out for now.

I hope no one can hear me. My mum went to

work. I don't know if people outside could

hear me. Imagine you're walking down the

road, you can just hear, fuck.

Oh,

it's just so sad when you have to live a

life where people don't even try to

understand what you do, and then they just

judge, judge, judge. And criticize,

criticize, criticize.

I just know all my relatives are just

going, that Daniel,

why doesn't he work?

I'm a fucking famous YouTuber,

bitch.

What do you mean I don't work?

Bust my balls off trying to clickbait and

make content, and I get no appreciation,

get no love from the YouTube algorithm, I

get no love from my fellow YouTubers. And

then to make matters worse, people in my

close circle just think I don't make

any money and that I'm lazy.

Now I make more money than my whole bloody

family.

I made more money than Chihiro did when

she had 2 jobs, and I am the one who

constantly has to be insulted People

saying I don't make any money and my

family's rich, that's how I get to live in

luxury hotels and apartments.

People don't believe me.

I don't understand why people feel like

they're so sure about how much money X

amount of views makes. How do you know?

Do you make videos? They say, oh, my

friend has 200,000 subscribers and he says

he only makes $200 a month with

his 10-second videos about GTA killing

rampage. My friend Jimbo has 10-second

video footage of GTA 5 killing massacre

and he said the video only made $40 even

though it got a million views. Yeah, you

dumb fuck, because it's like violence and

it's only 10 seconds. It's got no

mid-rolls, it's got shit CPM.

Half the people watched it, probably

Indian. India has the shittest CPM in the

Oh, shut up, Brazzle Dazzle, you quit your

fucking whining. I'll whine

as much as I want. If you don't like it,

you can fuck off, idiot.

Don't piss me off.

Okay, we've got 55% battery. I didn't

bring my charger. I need

to let my stress out somehow, because if I

don't let it out somehow, I don't know

what's going to happen to it. It would

end up just building up, building up until

it explodes in an uncontrollable way. At

least this way I'm letting it out

controllably. This is like having— what

are the words they use for that thing they

do? Where they do like a

controlled explosion,

like demolishing a building instead of

just letting it collapse on its own. They

do a controlled explosion so it comes down

Daniel's poor financial situation is

getting to him. I'm not poor, that's the

thing.

But people keep assuming that I am poor

and that my rich family is funding my

lifestyle, or I'm living off my dad's

It's like, it doesn't matter how much

money I spend or how luxurious of

the apartment I stay in. People just

refuse to believe that I'm financially

independent, and it's probably crippling

my sex life because girls probably don't

believe it either. They probably just

think I'm living off my rich family.

It's so dumb. I'm making more money now

than I was making when I was working at

the petrol station. And when I was working

at the petrol station, everyone was like,

oh, thank God Daniel got a job. Oh,

it's so nice Daniel finally got a job now.

He's making money. I made like £1,200

a month at the petrol station. I'm making

nearly double that now, for fuck's sake.

And I have been for the last 5 years.

And people give me all this shit just

because it's not like a real job. But when

I was working at the petrol station, they

were like, oh, is that your good job?

You went home to mummy because you ran out

of money? No, I didn't run out of money,

idiot. I just didn't really see any

reason to stay in Scotland. I didn't

really feel like staying there for another

6 months and just having Manchester repeat

itself, especially when there's talk of

Japan reopening this year.

Baffles me, as you care what other people

say. Well, yeah, a bit,

because I feel like it's making me lose

And then I'm constantly having to try to

explain to my mum that yes,

my YouTube money is still coming in.

I say there's less people watching me now

and she says, well then where are you

getting money from? I said less people

watch me, not no people watching me.

Looks like a green screen. Yeah, that'd be

funny actually. Well, maybe I should get a

green screen. Then I could just change

where I— wherever I look like I'm in. I

could change it to like Japanese. I could

green— I could get a screenshot of

Chihiro's apartment, green screen it in,

say, hey guys, I'm back with Chihiro!

Look, I'm in her apartment. I snuck in

with my spare key. Chihiro thinks I

don't have a spare key. You think I didn't

get a spare key cut while she was out? I

put the original key back on the table

when I left.

It's so weird now I think about it that I

just walked out and went to Korea without

even— didn't even say goodbye to her in

person. I just snuck out when she was at

work and left the key on the table.

Jesus, what the hell was I doing?

Can you imagine I got a spare key cut so I

could sneak back in when I get back in

Japan? I let myself in. I hide in the

closet when she's in the shower naked.

Don't tell

her I said that.

Oh, stream seems pretty good. Hasn't cut

out or chopped up, has it?

What if you walked in on your ex having

sex with her new boyfriend? Would you like

sneak up behind the guy, fully lubed,

and fuck him in the ass whilst he's

fucking your ex? Have like

sausage sandwich with your ex. Maybe

they'll like it because they'll be so

horny, horned up. Damn, I'm getting horny

now. I didn't jerk off this morning. I

So I want to talk about my current plans.

I want to go to Russia. I've got some very

good perspectives in Russia. It's just,

it seems like Russia is such a pain to get

into. You've got to get a visa. I found a

website, you just apply for the visa, it

costs £50. But then there's all this Putin

war stuff with Ukraine. I don't know if

it's a good idea.

Apparently they, they think Russia is

going to invade next week.

They're warning, they're warning US people

to get out of Ukraine this weekend,

aren't they?

So I'm trying to think, what am I going to

bring? I think I'm going to leave the

laptop behind because I don't really game

anymore. I don't really care about gaming,

and the MacBook It's good enough for what

I do. And I don't actually have to play

the games to do a video review of them,

as I've realized. So I can just watch some

trailers and then just make a shit review.

It'll get— if it does get views, then it

will get views. It doesn't really matter

if I play it or not.

So I'm thinking of bringing the MacBook

and maybe the Switch in case I really want

to game. It's just I never play the Switch

anymore. I might just bring the MacBook

because the MacBook's good for streaming.

I won't stream on the gaming laptop. I'd

rather choose streaming capability over

gaming capability. I just can't find any

games to play. I tried playing Warhammer

Total War, but it's just so boring. I get

quite far into the campaign as the Empire,

and then the stupid vampire counts just

swarm me and flood me with those stupid

zombies. I hate the stupid vampire count,

Von Carstein. He's so dumb. I,

I have a battle with Von Carstein, I wipe

out his army, and he is the only single

unit left. I've got like 2,000 units left.

All that's left of his army is him, and

then the rest of the battle is just my

2,000 men bum-rushing von Carstein.

And it's like, it's so hard to kill him.

He ends up killing 500 or 600 of my men

before my men take him down.

It's just really dumb how you can have

like 1,000 men getting obliterated by one

enemy hero. I just— I kind of lose

interest in the game at that point. The

heroes are just stupidly overpowered. I

feel like the heroes should be there to do

some abilities and bolster your troops'

morale, But they end up becoming like

one-man wrecking balls that can take out

1,000 enemy troops on their own. It just

gets really stupid. Wow, these are really

good points for my upcoming Warhammer

Total War 3 review video. I don't even

have to play the game, I think.

Steam Deck. Yeah, I pre-ordered my Steam

Deck. I'm gonna get the 512GB version with

the anti-glare etched glass. Gonna review

it, talk about why it sucks,

and then put it in the bin.

Put it in the bin.

Is it

streaming? Hello?

Hello?

Hello! Wow, this is really

nice. Why is my camera not tracking

me? Is it tracking me?

Why is it not tracking me?

Oh, for God's sake, track me!

Stupid thing.

I don't

get it.

It's not tracking. It moved a little bit,

then it stopped moving.

Yes! Ah, it's so nice having your own

place that's isolated and there's no

neighbors. I can be as loud as I want.

This is actually really nice.

This is so stupid. Out of all the places

I've been to, I feel like this is my

favorite place. There's no one around.

I've got this really nice view of the

garden. It's really spacious in here.

It's bigger than the place I had in

Manchester.

Look how big this place is.

What are you on top of? It's a sofa.

I remember— do you remember seeing my

video last year when I filmed when it was

still under construction? It looks really

small inside when it was not finished. It

looks really good.

I can't believe my uncles built this with

their own bare hands. It's just

interesting my dad and my uncles are so

good at building. You see all these timber

frames in the roof? I saw them carrying

them one by one down From the front down

to here, and I saw them cutting it and

drawing it all up. I don't know how they

do it. I can't, I can't do anything.

I can't even make a wooden box. They can

literally build a whole house. Where do

they learn this stuff from? I don't

remember my dad saying he went to

construction school. He just— it's like

they just know how to do it. They know how

to make concrete and lay bricks. And put

up a roof.

I wonder how— I don't know,

maybe the— maybe my granddad taught them.

No one taught me shit when

Did they YouTube it? Yeah, they Googled it

back in 1980 and 1990s. They had Google on

their brick phones. You should try and

build your own cabin. Yeah,

the whole thing falls apart. It's got

nails sticking out and the wall is like

crumbling because I put too much water in

the cement or something. I'll probably put

too much or too little water into cement

and the bricks will fall out and then the

roof falls in. It'd be like when Homer

Simpson makes— tries to make that barbecue

set and then he just has like a mountain

of concrete with bricks and pipes sticking

out of it and then he goes crazy.

Why does everything I try fail?

Stupid fucking barbecue.

I love that episode. He just goes crazy.

Sometimes I feel like I am a mixture of

Homer Simpson and Bart Simpson. I've got

like the rebelliousness of Bart and then

the stupidness— stupidity of Homer and the

laziness.

But yes, interesting.

People just make stuff, I guess,

because I always had it in my mind that

Houses and buildings were made by

professional construction companies with

people who studied it their whole life.

But then people can just make stuff,

can't they?

People just

do stuff.

So I think I'm gonna do a YouTube stream

on Valentine's Day. I can do my

traditional sad and lonely on Valentine's

Day. Sad and lonely with no girlfriends.

On Valentine's Day livestream.

I want to make a video tomorrow talking

about why I moved back in with my parents.

Just trying to think what I want to say.

Is it going to be a genuine video or am I

going to troll in it? It depends on my

mood. I might talk about how I didn't

really feel like staying in Scotland would

be a good use of money and time, and it

would just be like Manchester again. I

might get a few dates, but nothing's going

to turn into a girlfriend. And I feel like

Japan might reopen this year, so I want to

be ready for Japan.

Plus, I kind of miss home a little bit.

I also— I talked to my mum's guy. He's

quite nice. I don't know

why I felt— I felt so hostile against him

last year, but seems like they're pretty

serious and they like each other, so I

guess I should put a bit of effort into

talking to him.

He said he would take us out on his

aeroplane. He can do quite a lot of stuff.

He can fly planes. He's got a pilot

license. So I'm trying to think what

kind of video I could make. He said he'd

be okay with it, and he said he doesn't

even mind if I film him. But I don't want

to film him because I don't want like the

freaks and weirdos to find out who he is.

So it's kind of a strange reversal because

usually I really want to film people but

they don't want me to. But now He kind of

seems to want me to film him, but I don't

want to film him.

What does he look like? He's just like

standard white guy,

like a normal white guy, 6 foot tall.

But it would be interesting, won't it, if

we go into the aeroplane? Why does

it keep doing that? Am I streaming?

Blur his face? I can't be bothered.

I don't have any blurring software that's

any good, and the YouTube auto-blur is not

Great. It's easiest just not show the

face. Remember people always used to

complain, Daniel, why do you always film

the floor? Because I'm trying to not

film people's faces, stupid. People always

complaining about everything I do.

If he has a plane, is he wealthy? He

doesn't have a plane, he rents the plane,

but he has a pilot license. So we're

looking into renting a plane. Imagine we

die in the plane. This could be my last,

my last video. Don't— if you don't hear

back from me, check the news.

A light aircraft has been found burning in

a field after it crashed to the ground.

Passengers on board were Daniel Lord,

Famous YouTuber.

I swear, if I die before I get to have sex

again, I'm gonna be so pissed off. I want

to have sex again at least a few more

times before I die. If you're telling me

that the last time I had sex ever was

going to be last year with that blonde

girl, come on, it wasn't even good sex.

I want to have good sex again.

Last time I had good sex was with Mila,

I guess.

I just don't think it's gonna get views

because my channel's dead. Look at the

views I get these days.

5— I get like 5K views these days.

Unless it's a trending topic.

If I did a clickbait title like, um,

confronting my mum's boyfriend, but she

won't let me. She won't let me make a

title that I know would get clicks,

so I'm gonna have to put some boring title

like flying plane with

What can I put for the title? I just know

flying a plane is not going to get views.

I've got to try and make my mum the focus

of the video.

Flying— taking my mum on a plane.

It's just so annoying when, when the

content is good and interesting but

there's no clickbait title you can put on

it. And without a clickbait title, my

stupid viewers won't fucking click on it

unless it's got like drama

or train wreck elements in it.

I don't know if I really want to do it

now. So I— it'll

be scary, won't it? And then filming it is

going to be a pain. I don't know how I'm

gonna film it whilst trying to hide

everyone's face. And then the people

are just gonna whine saying, oh, it's too

noisy, there's— it just sounds like wind,

oh, it's just plane engine sound. Oh, we

can't hear you, Daniel. You should have

done a voiceover. And they kept whining

about my mountain video, saying, oh, all

we can hear is wind. What do you expect

on top of a fucking mountain, idiot?

They say you should have done a voiceover.

Voiceover of what? Hello guys, I'm

climbing up a mountain now. It's very

windy. Now I'm on the top of the mountain.

There's nothing to say. I'm on a mountain,

so what?

Obviously in a small plane it's going to

be noisy. You can hear the engine. It's

going to be like Probably

be my mum shouting,

going, woo!

And then me going, wow, it's a cloud.

I feel like people mainly watch my channel

for the audio, not the video, just to hear

me talk. In like a relaxing ASMR way,

but then they don't really care about

watching me do stuff.

Which is a shame because it makes me feel

less motivated to actually try new things

and go to interesting places. Unless

there's a chance of having sex, I don't

really want to go to a place.

Well, I think I'll keep these settings for

the YouTube stream. What else should I

prepare? Maybe I could bring a beer. And

maybe do some food next time.

Not really sure what else to do in here.

Ah. Ah.

Oh wow,

it disappeared.

Hmm, what can I do for some streams?

Streaming in my new log cabin.

I just— I feel like I made a big mistake

buying all this stuff. It was such a pain

having to pack everything into my bag

every time I moved. I had to pack that

massive laptop, the dildo, the MacBook,

the Switch. That heavy

mic, the Rode microphone, which I never

use.

Next time I travel, I definitely have to

travel lighter.

Don't know if I'll buy the Steam Deck.

I just don't really want to play anything

on it. Why would I play on it?

Switch is good enough for gaming.

The dildo— I left the dildo in the hotel,

attached it to the bathtub so they had a

surprise.

I kept shitting all over the dildo last

time I used it and it smelled like haggis.

After I had that haggis, my poop just

smelled weird.

In my cabin. In my

cabin.

I was so horny in that train. I couldn't

sleep in the sleeper train. I just lay

there until— I think I got about 1 hour

sleep at most. I felt like I was, I was

dozing off, but I had to wake up at 6

because it arrived at 7. I thought they

were gonna bring breakfast to my cabin.

No one came with my bacon roll.

Asked me all those questions before I got

on, and then he didn't even say that I've

got to come out to get the breakfast. Did

he? Did he say anything? I've got it on

stream, and I'm pretty sure he didn't say

you've got to come out to the dining

carriage. He just asked me if I wanted

bacon roll or porridge or a vegan bar.

I never got my bacon roll. Oh, my co-feet.

So I was just laying in the bed in the

cabin for hours, so bored. I just started

touching myself. I ended up stripping

naked in the cabin. It was weird. But I

could just imagine fucking in that cabin

bed on the sleeper train. It would have

been so hot. Uh,

if only I could have found a girlfriend to

bring on that sleeper train. That would

have been so degenerate.

I did it like 3 times until we got to

London. The floor was just covered in

tissue. It was so boring stuck in

that sleeper train. I couldn't sleep. It

was so small, and the bed was really soft

and comfy, but the The whole thing was

shaking and swaying the whole night, and

every time a train passed by, it would

just vibrate and make noise.

It was like being in a ship, like those

wooden ships swaying and creaking.

If only Mida came when it wasn't lockdown,

I could have taken her to these places

like the sleeper train. We could have gone

to London, taken a sleeper train to

Scotland. We could have gone to the castle

and Arthur's Seat. Imagine if Mida came

after the lockdown. That would have been

nice.

So many fun things you can do if you have

a girlfriend. And then people say, why do

you need a girlfriend? Just do it on your

own. Yeah, you can do it on your own, but

it would be so much more fun with a

girlfriend, don't you think?

Why does everyone else want to have a

partner so much? Why do you want

a girlfriend so badly, Daniel? Says the

person who has a girlfriend or boyfriend.

Well, for the same reason why you want

one. Well, how come you got a boyfriend

then if you think it's so weird to want a

girlfriend? Why don't you say one?

It's fucking boring, that's why. Idiot.

The nice thing is it gets really warm in

here very quickly just from those plug-in

heaters. What did I do today?

I played Total War:

Warhammer 2, and then I got crushed by the

vampire counts, and then I had lunch.

Had ramen with bacon and eggs.

That's it really. I don't know what else

to do. Gotta make a

video tomorrow. I'm gonna do some talking

about my feelings coming back home.

I'm gonna show Mimo's grave.

Last time I was here, Mimo was alive. We

got to say hello to Mimo.

Then film some cooking with Daniel.

That's it,

really.

What else am I gonna do? Gotta find

something to do. Plan my next trip, plan

what I'm taking, maybe have a look at the

Steam Deck. Just trying to keep an eye out

on what's trending next. Nothing's

trending now. What is trending?

Because I can't think of anything to make

a video about for the second channel.

Dying Light 2 video flopped really badly.

Was there just not much hype about Dying

Light? So I barely got 2K views on it.

I wonder if I can move the laptop. How

far, or how close, how close do I have to

stay to the iPhone to keep it tethered?

I guess I could sit like this, maybe.

Wow, it's dark already. It's so weird when

the house is empty. My mum's gone to work,

my sister's in London, Mimo's dead, my

dad's dead, Toffee's dead. That's just me

alone in the house. Just, it feels so

quiet and empty.

It always used to be so full of life.

This must have been what my granddad felt

like when he had 5 kids and a wife, cats,

and then his wife left him and his kids

left him, and then he was all alone in

this house.

Maybe he liked it.

I wonder if he had like a girlfriend. I

remember there was this old woman who used

to come over called Barbara. She'd bring

her dog. I wonder if she's dead now. She

must be dead. There's no way she's still

alive. She'd be like 100. I think she

fancied my granddad. But it

just seems depressing. He just stayed in

this house his whole life, didn't go

traveling. He didn't work either, my

granddad. After he came back from the war,

I think he just lived off of like the army

pension thing or the army benefits.

Maybe he did some construction work, I'm

People keep asking me, why don't I just

stay here? Because I want to travel and

meet people and meet girls. And some idiot

says, but you didn't do much traveling in

Manchester and Edinburgh. I did, I just

didn't film it because I know people won't

watch it. I went to Liverpool. I went all

over the place. I went to all the museums.

I went to Edinburgh. I went to the castle.

I went to the mountain. The only thing I

filmed was the mountain because I knew it

wouldn't get views. You can't even film

inside museums anyway. I'm not going to

film the castle because it's just a

castle. What am I going to say about it?

People don't care about history on my

On the last day in, in Scotland, I went to

Edinburgh Castle, like a last-minute

thing. Only took about an hour

and a half to check out the whole place.

It was okay. I bought some gifts.

I got this fancy cup and I got a

whisky fruitcake.

Took some pictures. They've got this

really big cannon and they've got a

war museum was on the top of the castle as

well. The Scottish regiment

history, quite interesting.

Do you think that the stream quality is

worse? Because I've lowered the bitrate by

50% of what it usually is,

but it looks the same. As before.

My tongue hurts.

I didn't bite it. There's like a painful

lump.

It seems to happen when I feel stressed.

I get this swelling lump and it's painful.

It's hard to speak.

Nice cabin. Thanks, I built it myself.

It was a lot of hard work. I had to invest

a lot of money into it, but it's

like having a girlfriend. She's not there

to make you money, but she's nice to look

at. And be inside of, just like my cabin.

My cabin.

What am I having for dinner? Uh, there's

leftover pork stew and rice.

What time is it? 5 o'clock. I want to

watch the news. Oh no, is there news on

I told— I asked my sis— I told my sister

about the Ukraine thing and she was like,

what Ukraine thing? And I said, haven't

you been watching the news? She said yes.

And I said, how do you not know about the

whole Russia-Ukraine thing?

It's everywhere you go on the news, any

kind of news website or any kind of social

media website. It's all they're talking—

how do you not know about what's going on?

I just, I don't understand people like

that. It's like when Boris Johnson came to

Manchester I used to chat

to girls about it when I'd match them on

Tinder. I would say, so it's pretty

interesting, Boris Johnson's here.

And so many of these girls didn't even

know. They were like, oh, is he? How do

they not know what's going on? They just

say, oh, I don't— haven't really checked.

I don't really keep up with the news. How

do you not care what's going on in the

world? I don't get it.

I find it interesting, especially when

there's some massive superpower in the

world. You have no game? Well,

it's something interesting that's

happening local. I thought be interesting

to talk about. I was telling them about

the snipers on my rooftop.

Yeah, I guess girls just don't really care

about this stuff— politics and the war and

guns. So I, I don't talk to girls about

Russia or Ukraine. So Ukraine being

invaded, that's pretty interesting, isn't

it? Hello, how are you? Girls just want to

talk about boring nonsense. Oh wow, I've

been streaming 1:11. 1 hour 11 minutes and

wait for it,

11 seconds. 1:11:11. 1 hour

session. Oh my God, I can't believe I

looked exactly at 1:11.

Come on, how is it not interesting? There

were sniper teams on the rooftops. There

were like 100 policemen. There were armed

police with assault rifles and hunting

dogs all over the place.

How is that not interesting?

Some people don't even know why Russia and

the West are always kind of against each

other, or they say stuff

like, why can't we just leave them alone?

It's nothing to do with us. Why do we have

to get involved?

Because if we just let Russia take

Ukraine, then next they're going to want

to take Poland or some

other country, and then they'll just keep

taking and taking until they've taken over

the whole world if you don't put up any

resistance. You know, the only thing

stopping China and Russia from taking over

the whole world is the fact that is

the fact that the West wouldn't allow it.

What do you think would happen one day if,

like, the US military and NATO just

disappeared? Russia and China would just

move in straight away, taking over

everything. You think they wouldn't?

You think they'd be like, oh, we've

noticed your military has disappeared,

we're going to send in some humanitarian

aid to keep you all

safe. Some people don't know how the world

works.

On the surface level, it's like everyone's

happy tree friends. Oh, I've got lots of

friends in Russia. Oh, I love Russian

culture. And then Russians like, oh, I got

lots of friends in America. I love

Hollywood and Winston Churchill. Oh,

England's so nice. Yeah, the people, like

the civilians, are like all little happy

tree friends, but they're not the ones who

are making decisions, are they? They're

just the peasants. They go to work like a

bunch of wastelives. They don't have any

real say in what's going on.

But then under the surface level, all

these countries have opposing ideologies,

and they'd be pretty happy if the opposing

ideologies' countries just disappeared

overnight. So they didn't have competition

against their own.

I don't know, it's just— it's very boring

talking about this stuff to women because

they have no interest and they have no

idea of why people are going to war.

I feel like it's, it's good to have NATO

to balance the power and to

act like a deterrent against Russia and

China. You gotta have like a balance of

power. If it's tipped too much in one

direction, then you get instability and

war. But if you have like a good balance

of power where for both sides it's just

not beneficial to go to war, then you

get some stability, don't you?

Because people are scared. I mean, look at

what happened to the Native Americans and

the ancient Aztecs. That's just a sad

thing happens in human history, is when

you're severely technologically inferior,

you just get wiped out. You get wiped the

fuck out. Your civilization gets wiped

out. Your language becomes a dead

language. Your culture gets wiped out.

If the Native Americans had equal

technology and military power to, um,

stop the Europeans, then maybe they'd

still be around.

I mean, who wants— who wants their country

and nation to turn out like the Aztecs and

then get wiped out? No one does.

Answer my question. Do you think

you could have been in the armed forces?

Why would I want to be in armed forces?

I can't even get out of bed in the

morning. I have the worst discipline in

the entire world. I can't even stick to

things that I want to do. I want to make a

video game and I gave up already.

I can't imagine you in the trenches. I'd

probably run away, to be honest. I'd sneak

away in the night and then run into the

forest. And then hide in some grandma's

basement, giving her sex in

return for shelter. I'd be like in this

old Russian woman's basement,

and then she keeps me safe, keeps me fed,

and I keep her full of dick.

I lost my husband in the war. I lost my

sons too.

I need a new boy in my life.

I'd probably just run away or accept being

put in jail. I'd rather go to jail than

fight a war. Wouldn't you rather be in

jail? Come on, go back to World War 1 or