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Why is it

making that sound?

I'm

scared.

Fucking hell, why do I keep knocking stuff on my fucking head?

Oh wait, I've got too many plates now.

The

last poppadoms.

The last pair.

There.

嗯，嗯。 time.

Popcorn stale

and a bit dry.

嗯。

Yeah.

啊。

Y'all want—

do you want my haircut?

Makes my head look less big, doesn't it?

嗯。

啊。

啊。

嗯。

啊。

Wasn't that great? I do not like the Josh Rogan curry. I like the butternut— I mean, the pasta chicken curry. Don't like the tomato one. This tastes like pasta sauce.

It's cold now.

No more hot boy summer.

It didn't even begin.

No summer sex. For me,

incel summer.

God, my stomach's so loud.

I can't come up with a better answer for when I get asked, how was your day? I can't just say it was okay. I gotta say I did something interesting.

What did I even do?

I didn't even do anything.

I plugged in my new microwave and that was it. Oh, I cut my hair, but I can't say I cut my hair because it sounds weird.

I don't want them to think I'm a psycho or something.

Spent 2 hours cutting my hair.

Uh, what did I get up to?

Hmm, I mean, I could mention that I got a microwave.

She didn't message me until now.

I wonder if she's gonna get bored of me before we even meet.

She's not really saying weird stuff like she used to.

嗯。

I

think even when I was doing every, I didn't really have that many interesting things to say.

My life wasn't interesting when I had a job either. I'd just go to work, deliver parcels, come back.

Oh God, the whole how was your day,

what did you do today thing is so boring, but I don't know what else to say.

Fuck, I don't know what to say.

I

Oh, a microwave.

I really got nothing interesting to say. I bought a microwave.

Texts are getting dry.

I just don't know what to talk about.

Absolutely nothing to say.

Looked at buying a kitten.

Even on stream, I don't know what to say. I'm just sitting here not saying anything most of the time. I just got absolutely nothing to say.

What's wrong with that?

My mind is just empty.

I asked the landlord if I could get a kitten.

He hasn't replied.

About to fucking ban TB again, you fucking little shit.

Why the fuck can't I have rubbish bags in the closet?

Better not be assuming there's rotting food in the rubbish bags, and you're saying Are you implying I'm stupid enough to put rotting food garbage in the closet, you fucking shit?

Answer better be fucking good.

Imagine implying, assuming that just because it's a black bag it's got rotting rubbish in it, you fucking dumb fuck. Okay, you're fucking banned, you prick.

Get the fuck out of here.

Imagine being so fucking stupid that you think I put rotting garbage in a closet. Get the fuck out my chat, you shitty fucking little bitch.

You people are so annoying.

It's just plastics and card in the black bags.

Ah, she wants to see my new microwave.

Wait, how much did it cost? Because if she asked how much it costs, I don't know because I didn't actually buy it myself.

YS— what's, what's the model? YSM01.

£63.

Yeah, that's the one I got.

Fucking fuck.

Oh God, my blood pressure just spikes with that comment. Don't think the landlord will be very happy with that. Shut up, you fucking idiot.

If I want to put rotten garbage in the closet, I can put it in the closet.

Not that I put rotten closet in the garbage.

Oh, don't think the landlord would be very happy. Shut it, fucking idiot.

啊。

Imagine actually thinking I put rotten garbage under my clothing.

You think I'm that stupid, do you?

You dare insult my intelligence, then you get fucking banned.

Oh God.

I like talking, like chatting to someone if there's something to chat about, but having to force myself every day when there's nothing to— I'd love to chat if there was something to chat about, but when there's nothing to say, but I feel like, oh, I can't just not say anything.

Get to know somebody. Yeah, but I've already asked so many questions.

I don't know what else I need to know.

I'm not talking about exes. That's just weird.

Well, I mean, what if you put so much effort into getting to know them and then you meet and you don't even like each other?

Spanish girls way more hands-off.

Oh God, I cannot bring up new stuff. I do not want it to get political.

Girls always love asking, what's your MBTI?

Maybe I'll ask her that.

I hate that MBTI test.

I don't know what to say anymore. Who talks about gaming, anime, movies, jobs,

places we live? Places I went to,

food,

driving, cars, family. I don't know what else to say now.

It's just daily stuff, like, what did you do today? I went to work.

Getting hard.

She hasn't really asked many questions recently.

I think my favorite conversation was the threesome in Amsterdam.

I can't believe she'd be okay with that.

She noticed the melted plug socket.

Well, that's a funny story.

Oh.

My electric car charger nearly burned the house down.

That was scary.

I thought I smelled something horrible. Burning rubber.

I think the fuse would have exploded if I didn't unplug it.

I don't know, something malfunctioned with the charger. And then the fuse bit got really, really hot and then started melting the plug head, which then left melted plastic on the faceplate and cracked it.

Pretty easy to replace.

But I got a new one, it's fine. Charges at a lower speed, so less likely to overheat.

And I got one of those

You know, like an adapter thing

that measures how much energy is being used. So if it happened again, it would just melt the adapter instead of the actual socket.

The problem is the more you like a girl, the more nervous you get and the more difficult you find it to find things to say. With the Taiwanese girl, it's so easy because I don't really care.

I don't put any effort into it.

I try imagining I'm talking to the Taiwanese girl and think, what would I say if it was her?

How do I do this every day? I've got no choice. How else am I going to make the same amount of money with the same amount of no effort?

I don't know.

Girls like it when you send them memes, don't they? I never really get this meme thing. I'll send her some of my psychology shorts.

I don't really— she sent me a meme. It was like some anime thing. I didn't really get it. I just don't really get memes. Are they sending it to me because it's funny, or are they sending it to me because there's like a hidden message behind it?

I keep thinking, is there a hidden message that I need to interpret?

I also, I don't know what to say back to the meme. Like, oh lol, what's so funny? Or I don't know.

Or I send a meme back. I don't really look at memes. Moon was sending me memes too. She said, is it okay if I send you memes sometimes? I said okay. So she sent me some memes and I didn't say anything. And she was like, don't like the memes? Memes not funny? And I was like, no, they're

hilarious.

The hell am I supposed to say to it? Yeah, nice meme.

I just don't know what to say to it. Also, I don't find it funny. It's not really funny.

I don't get the meme humor.

The maymays.

Tricky.

Why do girls love true crime so much?

Every single girl always says they like true crime.

It's just sad and depressing.

They watch it thinking, oh, if I watch this, I'll learn how to spot psychos.

No, you won't. That's why they're psychos, because they're good at keeping it a secret until the very last moment.

They keep thinking, oh, we're gonna be able to suss them out. I choose the bear.

I choose the bear over the man.

According to psychologists, if you enjoy true crime, then there's like something wrong with you because it's disturbing stuff and you shouldn't be enjoying it. Maybe you're the psycho.

I don't think being killed by a bear would be very swift. They're not exactly efficient killers, are they? They maul you to death and like bite you and toss you around. I saw the Leonardo DiCaprio film.

They don't go for the neck like cats do.

Imagine choosing that. I'd be getting raped and then, I don't know, shot in the face or whatever.

I think the chances of a man raping you is way lower than a bear mauling you to death.

Not every man's a rapist, but pretty much every bear is going to maul you to death if you're in its territory

and it sees you as a threat, which it probably would.

Like, what are you saying, every man's going to rape you?

Most men wouldn't even be interested in you. You're probably ugly. Had to be a damn desperate man

to risk losing his whole life in jail just to rape you.

Weird logic.

But yeah, I get scared too if I see a lone man in the distance coming towards me.

But if I saw a bear coming towards me, I'd be even more scared, I think.

Imagine a bear just coming towards you on bog hill. You got nowhere to hide. You can try and outrun it, I guess.

And what are you gonna do, punch it in the nose? You hope you can get a stick or a stone or something. Oh yeah, that's it.

What if you palm strike it in the throat?

Have you seen bears fight each other?

It's kind of gross. They just rip chunks out of each other.

The chunks of

fur. I

forgot what we're talking about. Why are we talking about bears?

I said, oh yeah, true crime, something blah blah blah,

and I'm struggling to find things to talk about with Weed Girl.

Is it a sign that we won't click? I don't think so.

I think you can have good communication and talk in real life, but then in text it can be a bit dry.

I did suggest we do a phone call, but she didn't want to.

I don't know, I feel like I'm always asking her stuff.

No, she's not catfishing. She sent me videos and voice message,

but I don't know what else to say.

With Faster, yeah, we texted and called every day when she was in America, but I didn't talk that much. It's just like, how was your day? What did you do today?

I walked all day and streamed. And then she would say, I made $100 today at the restaurant.

Oh, texting is so hard.

I wish something happened that I can actually talk about.

Did I have a lot to talk about when I was not doing Kick? When I was house hunting and doing every— I just complained all the time about annoying

Customers, or I don't know what it's called, people.

I should at least watch a TV series so I can say, oh yeah, I'm watching this show.

I watched Metal Gear Solid 3 ending.

Oh God, I'm just worried But I'm gonna seem so boring. Like, all I do is work and then come home and then do nothing.

Play Mario Kart.

I don't know what to say.

I mean, I guess it doesn't matter for her if she's— I'm already interested.

Maybe I don't have to try so hard. I don't know, I'm just scared if I get lazy with the texting, she's gonna be like, oh, I thought you lost interest.

I just— I don't know what to say.

Voice convos. Yeah, but I don't know what to say.

I think my weirdness leaks through into voice chat. I'll be like, wow, that sounds really good.

I'm not good at, like,

bantering.

I'm good at ranting, I guess, if something weird happened.

I'm not good at the responses.

Oh really? Wow, cool. Sounds so good.

I usually just go, hmm.

Getting a cat would be pretty interesting.

Maybe I will if landlord says yes.

I gotta ask a question back. What do I say? What do do you if you what?

Good start of sentences. Now what about the middle bit?

Come on, I gotta show interest. Fucking think.

Talking about food again.

What did you have for dinner? Oh my God,

help me.

Uh, your thoughts on Trump? That'll get her going.

Yeah, I would definitely never tell any girl that I don't hate Trump. Oh yeah, Trump. What a dick. I hate him.

Never let any girl know that you don't hate him. Look how many subs I lost by saying I was sad Trump lost the election last election.

Women do not like Trump.

Blood Bucket hates him too.

You don't really have a choice. I mean, you say you like Trump and you basically lose, I don't know, 60% of women.

You just can't be honest these days. Oh, you like Trump? No thanks. Oh, you got banned on the app? No thanks.

I hate Kier Starmer. I think he's lame and he's got a tiny mouth where he looks like he sucks peas through. He's got a massive chin. He just looks really annoying. He's always got that weird expression on his face,

like kind of slightly surprised,

and he's got like a weird lisp. I just don't like him.

Angela Rayner. Uh, she looks ugly, but she's got nice boobs. There's no hot politicians, all ugly.

All look like men wearing wigs.

Only that Italian prime minister woman's kind of hot.

Things you can't be honest to a woman about. Don't say you like Trump. Don't say you do day trading because it's like gambling.

Don't admit you watch porn.

What else? Don't tell them you drive an EV, they'll think you're gay.

Don't tell them you do OnlyFans, that's a big no-no.

Don't tell them you your gardening with a kitchen cleaver. Don't tell them you cut your own hair, they'll think you're nuts. Like, what's wrong with him? Why can't he just go to a barber like a normal person?

Don't tell them you've got a sex doll that has a massive cock and you licked your own shit off its dick. Definitely don't tell them that. It was an accident, I didn't do it on purpose.

But if a girl pegged me, I think I would definitely have anal leakage because the lube, it mixes up with the poo and then it seeps out, doesn't it?

The anus is designed for anything inside of it to naturally head towards the exit.

It is a one-way street designed.

Imagine like you get pegged and then you go back to doing missionary with her, but then you anal leak brown sauce.

That would be embarrassing.

What if she pegs you and you accidentally cum and then you're done for the night? Can't really do anything else now.

I think I might actually accidentally come if I got pegged.

That's why I wouldn't want to do it, because I'd accidentally come and it'd be over. Be like, well, good night.

Remember when I was with that French girlfriend? I just randomly woke up in the middle of the night

Put it inside her and then came within 3 thrusts. And then I was done. I went back to sleep. I said, sorry, I'll do it properly next in the morning. She was like, Daniel, no!

I just put it in and she woke up,

and then I came within 3 thrusts, fell asleep.

Fast as fuck in the west or the east.

Daniel, no,

no.

Well, usually I'd wait until the girl wakes up. Now I wouldn't just put it in in the middle of the night when she's asleep.

Usually I wake up before the girl does. And I'm rock hard, and I'm just waiting for her to show signs that she's waking up. I don't want to wake her up because then she might get pissed,

so I'm just laying there rock hard, being very patient.

嗯，啊嗨。

Toilet time.

So if a girl says something that's obviously not true and she's obviously just joking and teasing, do I

go along with it and be like, oh yeah, You got me there. Or do I say like no? Do I deny it? I don't really know what says that.

I'm trying to think what would Russell Brand say. He was so good at it. Tease her back.

Um, that's a hard one.

Oh God, it is tiring coming up with this stuff, isn't it?

I'm really not good at it.

Well, I just said

my poppadoms went stale, and, and then I said because I got too many. I said I need someone to help me eat everything, and then she said that's the real reason you want a girlfriend, isn't it?

So what do I say? I mean, obviously that's not the real reason, but I get she's just joking.

What would Russell Brand say? Actually, the real reason is because I want to have someone to

Insert funny joke.

What if I said I'll keep the real reason top secret?

Yeah, but then she'll be like, what is it? And I don't have a funny answer. Apart from the real answer, which is I'm sad, lonely, and horny.

Russell Brand was a very good flirt talker before he went all political.

No, I changed the topic.

To living alone.

I'm just really not much of a joking banterer.

Oh yeah, you sussed me out. I just want to fill you up with

Popadoms.

I don't know, I mean, obviously it's not the real reason I want a girlfriend is to have someone to eat food with me. It's like reason number 67,

but you can't reply to a joke with seriousness.

I could have pivoted it into feeding. That's kind of like a fetish, like, I'm gonna feed you.

That's the real reason I want you over.

I want to finish off all my stale poppadoms.

It sounds so gross, it's a bit funny. Maybe

I've got a whole bag full of stale poppadoms just for you.

I already done some weights earlier.

Yeah, but it's like I'm saying she's like a food dumpster.

Oh, so hard.

I'm so bad at this.

I find it really hard with British people because they always do this kind of like deadpan joking.

Why the hell is he in Afghanistan? I guess it gets views, doesn't it?

No thanks.

嗯哼哼哼哼哼哼。啊。

How Russell Brand flirts.

The first thing pops up, Russell Brand charged with sexual assault, pops up.

Not me. Maybe I'm a very good girl. Are you good? I don't think God would give you that body and then give you sort of morality. Are you married? No. It's just kind of— are you in a sexual relationship? No. Then there's hope. I can't fight your fiancé. You don't need to. We can work out some sort

of arrangement. It's good that I've got both your hands. Is it getting on your nerves? No, it's cold. I enjoy it. I'm warming you up. You Are. Oh, your cold. They they are actually quite warm. However, yeah. So I hear you're a very traditional guy that you all those critters. If by traditional you mean sex mad, then

yes.

You have to move out of your chair and Catherine is welcome. No, she's not. It's not. No, don't do it, Catherine. Russell Brand was so different, like a different person. Oh, thank you.

Should I just sit here? Sure, I'll just be here with my sexual charisma. Yes, you thinking about something? Yes, as a matter of fact, I was thinking about something because, as you know, I've announced it, I find Catherine very attractive. But when she said exchange numbers, I thought things I'd like to exchange With her. Numbers, numbers, numbers.

He likes numbers. He's on the numbers and genes.

Genetic info data. What is happening with genetic info? He has zero subtlety. When I say we, I mean my husband. Yeah, but you, you know, look at the way you drop the jets. You could drop that guy any day.

Russell, absolutely stop dancing. Turn and face the change. No, no, no. Turn and face the change. Changes. He's unbelievable. I'm only joking. You must never destroy a marriage unless you're really bored. When I was younger, I would have probably found ideas like pickup artistry attractive. Yeah, but when you get a little more sophisticated, you realize that there

is no way of tricking anybody into doing things that they don't want to do. There can be anything But negative for both parties involved. So what is your secret? Uh, my secret is that I know that within you there is a limitless divine beauty, and within me as well. And if I connect with that, then we'll be

okay.

Kind of lame.

I would not say that stuff.

Switch 2, haven't touched it in ages. Wouldn't mind playing some Mario Kart.

Oh, I hate the flirting thing.

Like, if I accidentally say something that's

kind of— I mean, it could be twisted sexually,

and then the girl turn— makes something non-sexual sexual, and then I feel like, what do I say now?

I just don't find words sexy. Having sex is sexy, and naked women sexy. Words?

Boring.

I don't really get turned on by words.

I prefer saying sweet things like, oh, we can do this together. Oh, I can't wait to try this with you. I don't really like doing sex talk.

Ho ho ho.

Yeah, I don't really, I don't really feel like Thailand. Would be a great idea.

When I started Kick, I was making so much money, I thought, yeah, I'll just rent this place and go on holiday for winter in Thailand and come back.

Now I feel less rich.

But if I went to Thailand, I'd probably make more money because viewers might come back,

but it's not guaranteed.

And I don't really know if I want to go,

or if I want to go because of nostalgia, then maybe it's a good idea not to go.

It'll just be like Japan again last year.

Sadness makes me think 2023 was actually pretty good.

I had a nice life in Thailand, but it won't be the same if I go back alone.

Nothing's ever the same when you go back.

It's just the more hollow, empty, depressing version of what you remembered.

Sometimes things should just stay in the past.

Almost everything should probably just stay in the past.

It was 2 years in Thailand. I think I had a good time experiencing what Thailand had to offer. I think it's fine to just leave it like that.

Been there, done that. I don't need to go back.

It's like going back to do a level you've already finished instead of trying out the next level.

Thailand with this kick combo, kick income would be a killer combo. I guess so.

If I was making this money when I was in Thailand, god, Vassa would never have let me go.

She'd think I'm rich. She— I mean, she already kind of thought I was this rich farang, but not really because I wasn't white. Imagine I was making What, 300,000 baht a month? That's insane money in Thailand.

She'd want me to help her pay off her house, probably.

嗯嗯。

She just had a lot of debt because she borrowed money from people to buy that house, and then she rented the house out, and then termites ate her house, and then she had to pay a load of money for repairs and replacing stuff.

Yeah, I remember saying to her, you made bad financial decisions. It's rich for me. And then I get wrecked by taxes and buying an expensive car. Now look at me.

At least she owns a house.

Her ex-boyfriend helped her buy the house. That's just weird.

Like, she got him to pay for the house and then broke up with him

and then got with a new guy. I'd be pissed as well. Imagine you help your girlfriend buy a house and then she dumps you and gets with another guy and then brings a guy to the house that you basically bought. I'd be furious if I was him. I actually kind of don't blame him now.

I fucked his girl in his— in this house, in the house he bought for her. That's pretty wild.

Sometimes you, you get so emotional,

it's like you just can't sit still. You feel like, I've got to take action. And then you do something dumb.

You just, you can't sit. You got so much energy, you feel like you got to do something, otherwise you're going to explode. That is not a nice feeling.

I've been there.

She said she didn't love him. Okay, then why did you take his money?

Why date him in the first place?

What happened with the viewer count? Is it down to like 60? Today's been rough. Started off good, and then I went to cut my hair, and when I finished cutting my hair, dropped down to like 50-ish. Then I've been struggling to get it back up ever since.

You're gonna have to get a real job.

Back to YouTube.

Note to self, don't cut hair on stream again.

I think snipping is fine, but a full-blown haircut on stream takes me at least an hour and I can't really talk.

Be cool if I can get a cat. I can get a little scratching post, like one of those climbing things with the post and the little hideout thing.

I don't know why you people want me to keep up old videos so much. Do you even watch them? You don't even watch them, do you? No one does.

Why do you get so sensitive when I take videos down?

As if it makes any difference.

I'm just trying to like make it seem a bit less psycho.

It doesn't benefit me in any way.

Oh wow, it makes 50 pence a month.

I think if the stuff's like 5 years old, it's probably not too bad because you can just say, oh yeah, I did this dumb video when I was younger. The problem is the recent stuff.

That's— I mean, the recent stuff all flopped anyway, a couple thousand views each. I might as well just take it all down

because with the recent stuff I can't say, oh, it was ages ago, because it wasn't. It was recently.

I don't mind leaving really old stuff up, like 5 6 years ago.

And the channel's dead. Anything new I make doesn't even get 5K views.

People change. I mean, look at Russell Brand. In his cringe days compared to now.

People, when they're younger, they're just so cringe,

but that's what makes them entertaining.

I make videos members only.

I don't know if it's worth it.

You also have to set videos to members only one by one. There's no mass select. You can mass select to make it private or public or delete them.

Yeah, I saw some decent looking houses for like 180k. Didn't look too bad.

You can get a place for like 150 to

200K. Still a lot of money though.

You would have to work. I mean, people get a mortgage and pay off like that. If you want to buy in cash, you have to work for like 10, 15 years saving every year.

If you can save 10K a year.

But people get a mortgage because they want the house now, not after 15 years of work, because you're just wasting 900 a month on rent, which could be paying towards the mortgage, and then you get the house now.

Oh, we need some lucky money from social media and not blow it all.

I got invited to go on a mortgage consultant thingy. The real estate agent all the way back in February. I remember they phoned me when I was driving. I just pulled over the side of the road,

but I didn't go.

They said as a first-time buyer you could get a 1% mortgage rate. I forgot what it was. No, 1% deposit.

Like you put down a 1% deposit and you can get a mortgage. I think it's 5% usually, but 20% if you're gonna buy it to rent out.

I'd probably put as much money into deposit as I can to get the monthly mortgage payments as low as possible.

Oh, I need to win again.

Oh.

What does— would— do you— is a naked body always sexual? What does that mean?

Sometimes.

Not if it's a dead body.

Is that like a shit test question?

It was like, I don't know, I feel this is a shit test. Like, do you only see me as a sex object?

Am I supposed to say, yeah, I would find your naked body sexual? But then it's like saying I only find you sexual. But then if I don't say it, then she's like saying, well, am I not sexy?

Trick question.

If I say, yeah, your naked body is— would be sexual, it sounds like, oh, you're only a sex object.

Or does she want me to say that I find her sexy?

I mean, she would say I'm attracted to personalities, not what's between their legs.

But that's like saying I like you for what's on the inside. Why? Because the outside's ugly.

Oh God, this is a dangerous question.

Oh God,

I said it would depend on the situation. Like, if we went swimming, that would not be sexual, but then you're not naked when you're swimming. And when else are you gonna be naked?

I like you for what's on the inside. It's too obvious though that you're just saying what they want to hear.

Twick question.

No comment.

I just said it depends on the situation.

Was that not the right answer? Like, if we're about to have sex, then yeah, your body would be sexual. But if we're in an onsen, then we're just bathing.

I think I sidestepped it pretty well.

Very logical.

My favorite kind of conversation is when they ask me questions and then I give a weird answer using my logic. Like, I give a quirky answer.

That's the kind of chatting I like doing,

but I don't want them to think I'm like too stupid.

Or they get irritated by my weirdness, like some of you guys seem to get really triggered about how I do things, which is weird to me.

I think you should just relax and laugh. Don't have to get mad about it. How does it even affect you?

My mom always gets triggered at me. That's why we fight a lot. Because I do things in a weird way.

Well, I do things in like half-assed lazy way.

Hmm. Ah, what do I do tomorrow?

Oh yeah, I said to Spanish girl we could meet next weekend, but she asked if we could meet sooner, so I said okay, what about, I don't know, Wednesday?

Seems very eager.

Landlord didn't reply.

Maybe he's thinking about it.

Fuck, it's over again. Hard enough. Okay, it's not good enough for me. I've had enough. Enough. And I still haven't got a lamb out from the red team. Yes, Chef. Now it's turning into being a fucking big embarrassment. Yes, Chef. I'm gonna kick you out any minute now unless you give me a fucking lamb. How long, please?

How long, please? Lamb coming right now, Chef. What is going on? Are you fucking blind? Yes, sir. Clean your fucking glasses. I'll ask the question again. Yeah, let's do this way. Clean your fucking glasses! All right, sir. Look at this! Look, look, look! What the fuck is this? What the fuck are you doing? Fucking useless. Sorry, sir.

Yeah, do me a favor. Yes, sir. Take that off and fuck it up out of here. Get out! Hey you, leave the jacket and get out! Get out! Give me the jacket! Give me the fucking jacket! Fucking sack of shit! This is wrong! Oh my God, this is wrong! It's just wrong! It's fucked! Fuck off back there!

Does he really say that? Behold the coffee snob. He doesn't just drink coffee, he curates it. For him, coffee isn't a drink, it's a lifestyle. He only orders a specialty roast. Shipped by plane from halfway across the planet, but can't remember who. Right, welcome to How to Argue Like a Narcissist. I'm sorry. All right, remember we have

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Fucking hell, wait, wait, wait! It's a green lane, please go slower!

No, slower!

Fuck it out. Wait, wait, wait!

Not the sniper. We got the B-22 bomber.

Oh, oh no!

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表 面 に キ ラ キ ラ と 浮 か ぶ お 塩 の 油 の 玉、 油 に 濡 れて 光 る 白 軸、 早 く も ゴ ロ ゴ ロ と 締 め じ 始 め。 た の に 浮 き つ 沈 み つ して いる 和 牛 の ネ ギ た ち、 そして 何 よ り

も これ ら の の 主 役 で あり な が ら ひ っ そ り と 控 え め に その 身 を 沈 めて いる 三 枚 の 焼 き 豚。

では まず 箸 の 先 で ですね ラ ーメ ン の 表 面 を 鳴 ら す という の が な ぜ。

If you've ever financed a car, listen up. You could be— not a lot of people know these 3 things lower their credit. Hello, broker.

You don't have to lose your hair. Get the fuck back! Get the fuck here! What are you doing? Hey, Daniel, sorry, I'll open the door. All right, all right, clean that fan, it needs it. Here, use a Windex. Why would I use Windex? Why wouldn't you use the Windex? Because I'm cleaning a ceiling fan, not a window.

People think you're buying a new TV even if they haven't.

Hurry up! I just want a fucking egg! They're not fucking trying hard enough, are they? So hungry! Let me fucking pay for yours! Well, you've got Lebanese heritage yourself. Oh mate, don't say that because that irritates me and I punch blokes in the mouth for saying that. Don't you dare say that! My family have been in this

country for 140 years, right? So you— and if you say anything like that, I have on many occasions punched blokes in the mouth, right? So I'm restraining myself today. Don't say— Australians are funny.

I'm not dealing with the subject. I'm an Australian. I'm Australian. That's the end of it. 92% of the people coming to Australia— Australia— well, that's it for the last 4 years. And do you see them mixing with other Australians, dressing like other Australians, being friendly with other Australians, being in the local Lions Club? Do you see that?

Um, so you don't want to become Australians, but we don't want you to become Australians. Australians. No, no, don't say that. Just, just look, don't say that. Don't say that because you're a racist. You're a racist. You cannot say racist without being identified as a racist. If you've ever had a cat with a sense— I'm just getting

loads of cat stuff now.

I used

to be able to

play this on piano. I was really good.

I remember my dad listening.

Secretly. He was on the phone. I remember my dad was on the phone to Victoria's mum and I was playing Lord of the Rings on the piano. My dad never heard me play it before, and then he goes, I'm just listening to Daniel playing and I can't believe he's playing it so well.

I practiced that song so much.

And then after my dad died, my uncle from Australia came

to see us, and I was playing it, and then he came into the room. He was crying, and he hugged me really tight.

I never hugged my family ever, let alone relatives.

I don't know, it was on the piano that my granddad bought for them when they were kids. So maybe it was like really emotional.

I wonder how he's doing. He didn't come for my sister's wedding. He said it would be too sad to see the house again.

Maybe I should go to Australia and visit them.

He never had any kids.

He must be nearly 80 now.

Triggers such a strong emotional response, family, doesn't it?

Like, people pass,

you get older,

nephews and nieces that were kids are now adults. Maybe it triggers some kind of deep emotional response.

Thought it was a bit sad he didn't come for the wedding. Might have been the last time he ever comes to the house. I guess after my dad died, that was like it for him.

He probably thought that would be his final moment. There. That house, I don't know, it's like triggered my uncles, my dad in such a deep way, probably because it had such strong memories tied to it with my granddad.

They had a tough childhood— poor, broke, cold, unhappy. I think it was a house of sadness, not happiness.

House built on Nancy blood money. It is cursed,

built upon an Ancient burial site of ancient druids.

Whoever invented the Roto-Rooter was a genius, a 20-ton machine. The most luxurious 90.5-inch cat tree tower condo in my city. The perfect length of— You cannot help me, Katie. You can't. There's a moment the brain stops fighting for survival, and instead it begins shutting parts of you down. Psychologists call this protective dissociation. It happens when pain crosses

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TV all the time when I was a kid. My dad loved it. Gardener's World.

What are the other ones called? I can't remember. It's that moment of truth, but also of satisfaction. I know that Thrive is the only meal prep company.

If your stomach feels like a balloon, you have no energy, it's not yet

Ranking toys, let's go! What's this? I think I should better start doing some entertaining now. I'll make some scones, you can sit there and do some apples. We're very proud of our accent. April and I belong to the WI, and there are a lot of new members there, and we're the only two speaking with a Devonshire accent.

Then you feel conscious of it, isn't that right? Yeah, we're the only two. They always do. Yes, yes. So though they treat us with respect. Oh, they do. Yeah, but in this modern world today, it wouldn't be anybody talking in a rich dialect, would it? I mean, if they apply for a job, they never get a foot

in. Ooh, they do look good.

If you're addicted to Japanese eBay, I have an alternative solution that is just as addictive. This is one of the best tea of fish that I've ever had. That's incredibly delicious.

You're on. There's a myth that cats will always find their way home if they're lost, but is that actually true? And defeat.

Time to feed my seagull, time to feed my seagull. Oh yeah! Hey bitch. Hey son, let me put off the bridge. Enter. Hard to believe, but in just a fuck— Good morning, I have just set off. From the Green Dragon Inn.

This

is a light summery car, a

Corvette. Feeling tired, stressed,

and Logitech G502 Hero 50. Hook your whole body with it.

This is it. This is a super Bentley X-ray silver rockstar in therapy.

I don't know what to talk about.

Oh, my back.

I kind of want to go on a drive, put my music on.

Drive to Kit Hill is annoying because you've got to go through Gunness Lake with the stupid speed cameras. 30 miles per hour.

Is there not a way to get there? Without going through Gunness Lake. Drive to Bog Hill is pretty fun.

You got that big stretch of road which is usually empty where you can do 60,

but I'm bored of Bog Hill and it costs £5.60 for the car park.

You might just drive in some random direction without looking at the maps.

Nighttime driving is boring, can't see anything. Everything's just black.

I don't like it.

Maybe if the streets were lit up like the motorway, but everywhere's just black here.

Blackness.

Darkness. Remember Tobuscus? He was like, redness and then whiteness. I can't remember what he said. Blackness and redness. Poor guy fell off hard.

Smashed my lens.

That sexual assault allegation destroyed him, didn't it?

Weak.

I'm gonna rake you. Rake instead of take.

She said, what are we gonna do first? I don't know.

Fuck,

it

took me 2 months to finish 24 bottles of beer. I made 24 bottles of beer last 48 bottles by drinking half the bottle. You really don't need more than half the bottle though. I feel pretty satisfied with half.

If I drink the whole bottle, I feel kind of fed up of the flavor because you get past that line where it stops tasting good and it just makes you feel sick. You got to know where the limit is. Like, don't overeat because it'll make you feel sick. Don't overdrink. Don't oversmoke. You just need a little bit.

Lotus lost $263 million in the first half of 2025.

Yeah, well, who drives a freaking Lotus?

Why don't they make an affordable car and then people might buy it?

You ever seen anyone driving a Lotus? Even people with money don't buy a Lotus. Get a BMW or Land Rover or Tesla. Who the hell drives a Lotus?

Lotus Esprit, £50,000.

I wonder if I can find my dad's car. I wonder who bought my dad's Lotus. I wonder if they ever got it working.

Lotus Elise. Why did my dad like Lotus so much?

It's kind of a strange-looking car, don't you think?

Look, there's one.

His one was blue. £20,000.

They look so strange, like they kind of look like the Cybertruck but flatter.

Behold the evolution of the British man. The gentleman, a cane, a top hat, refined and respectable. The swinger, a pink velvet suit, ruffled shirt, and teeth the color of Earl Grey tea. The geezer, a lager belly, shorts, and a slightly yellowish tank top, which used to be white. The

tracksuit made Manchester United his entire personality. Bought his entire fit at JD Sports. And finally, the Ibiza final boss. 100 years of class and refinement condensed into one person. A bowl cut that looks like a practical joke. Sunburnt skin, gold chain, and teeth bleached to 200% brightness. A true national treasure.

Oh

my God, this music makes me so depressed.

This is one month growth of lettuce.

See, this makes no sense until you slip back in here and put a happy little shadow right in there. See, then bloop, just jumps right up there. All right, here we go,

just like that.

Always have the same shadow or it won't come out and play with you.

All right, another couple here and there.

I wonder where all his paintings are now. Yeah, then clean dry brush, endless mountains, mist at the base of this little mountain. Let's see how you can put another mountain right in front of that one. That easy, that easy. I told you you had power. You can do anything. Just feel like you need a superpower to keep

track of— well, hello! Join us as we harvest 4 frames of honey in the middle of spring. Once we're all set up, gonna turn those keys and wait for the float.

So here we go, let me show you around this £880,000 house we're giving away for 99p. Did you know that only 45 minutes from Newcastle, you'll find one of the most magical places in the UK. It really feels like you're— really?

Parents who won't admit they're wrong raise depressed children.

Parents who won't admit they're wrong raise depressed children. Many parents who won't admit they're wrong raise depressed children. Many children, after growing up, confront their parents with the hurt and insults they experienced during childhood. They try to make their parents acknowledge the harm they caused, hoping to help them understand how certain behaviors and words deeply wounded their

younger selves and led to their current struggles. As children, they don't necessarily want their parents to apologize. They just want acknowledgement that those parenting methods were wrong. But this approach often reopens old wounds because parents typically won't admit they hurt their children. Some parents even respond with intense anger and accusations. How can you still remember such trivial

things? You really hold grudges, don't you? You never remember the good things I did. Only the bad ones from years ago. This is truly heartbreaking. From a psychological perspective, parents aren't unaware that their parenting methods were inappropriate. They refuse to admit it for 2 reasons. First, in their traditional mindset, admitting mistakes means losing their authoritative position as

parents. By refusing to acknowledge wrongdoing, they defend their status in the family. Second, parents subconsciously rationalize their past mistakes making excuses and telling themselves, it wasn't my fault. This allows them to minimize issues and find inner peace. When parents won't admit they're wrong, children blame themselves. As they grow up, they develop psychological trauma, sometimes even depression. For

instance, at the first sign of relationship conflict, they might think, I'm not cut out for dating, there's something wrong with my personality, or I can't handle intimacy. Intimate relationships. This misattribution causes children to attack themselves whenever problems arise, blaming themselves for everything. They become insecure, hypersensitive, and self-destructive, growing into emotionally scarred adults. How can this cycle be

broken? First, understand your parents' limitations. Don't try to change them. Learn to separate your issues from theirs and focus only on your own life challenges.

Hmm. My puppy has been nipping at my. How do you say the name of my country in your language? I say Italia. I call you Italy. Italy. Italia. Italy. Italia. Italy. Oh, I've dropped my luxury tote. How long do we think this lasts?

Day 26 of fighting my followers till I get knocked the fuck out. Today's competitor, Sammy. Let's run it, baby.

Are you a guy or a girl? You want to do a questionnaire so you can find out, or do you want to kiss and then figure out how you feel afterwards?

The solution is not junk filters, but often the bacteria. Your boyfriend left you? Good, congratulations. The trash took it.

Ah, I might

go to bed.

Such an amazing day.

Who's ready to do it all again tomorrow?

Now I've got to plan a date with Spanish girl.

Wonder if she cancels again.

Oh God, I hope Spanish girl doesn't want to be my girlfriend

before weed girl comes and we can't be awkward.

Damn, 66 viewers fell off.

Today's earnings gonna be shit.

Well, see ya.