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Alors, ça sent.

Hey, uh.

The fly didn't die,

it escaped.

Okay, testing.

Too many flies.

I open the door for like 10 minutes and

all these flies come in.

Been 5 years since I last saw this

channel.

You missed out so many cool things.

Number 1,

I became a crypto millionaire

and became gay.

What's the news?

Hmm.

Hmm.

We need £500 to get Crypt a plane ticket

here.

Can we do it before September?

September would be a bit chilly, I think.

I think end of July, mid-July would be

better.

I washed my hair today.

It looks good.

I don't remember what happened last

September.

I think it was still a bit warm.

I guess September was when I got— yeah, I

got the car and I started doing Amazon

Flex and it was quite warm still.

How old am I?

I'm 37.

I mean 36, not 37, because someone said 37

and then it got stuck in my mind.

I'm 36, not 37.

Oh God, here we go again with the bots.

6 minutes in.

You found my channel through Sora the

Troll?

Really?

How?

Because he hasn't made a video about me.

Why is your torso black and not white?

I don't know.

I swear in the picture it was white and

then it came and it was brown.

I don't know.

I'm not really bothered.

Brown's kind of hot too, you know.

And what do I think about Saur the Troll?

I think he needs a bloody haircut, that's

what I think.

His hair is always stupidly long and weird

looking.

He's got those dangly bits down the side,

kind of like, you know, horses wear so

they don't get scared when they're on the

roads.

How does he see from side to side?

His field of view must be extremely

narrow.

Oh my God, it's the fly again!

The hell?

Fucking stupid flies.

These— oh, there's another one.

These weird-looking— they're not

houseflies.

I think they're mayflies.

I don't know.

They, they've got like long bodies, not

like a housefly,

but they just kind of sit there not

moving, so I guess it's fine.

I hate houseflies because of the sound

they make.

Oh, when I stream sniped him.

Yeah, that was funny.

And then I got stuck with that guy Momo,

and it was really awkward trying to ditch

him.

Yeah, that would have been a great snipe

if I didn't end up getting stuck with that

Momo guy.

I was like, I'm going to— I'm going to

walk home this way, not thinking he was

going to join me.

I thought he would just go on the train.

I was saying the most difficult option,

thinking he wasn't going to go with me.

I was literally just going to walk all the

way home.

Which is why I said that.

So then I had to just say, I'm gonna go my

own way.

Oh, what's that?

Oh, is that a dead fly on my laptop?

Oh, why is it on my laptop?

Is it actually dead?

Yeah.

Oh, these motherfucking flies.

Goddamn flies everywhere, driving me

crazy.

I need more spiders.

Dude, more spider webs.

Have I talked to the American guy I met in

Korea?

Oh, Eugene?

No.

He used to be on the Discord server ages

ago.

He had a channel, didn't he?

Text to meme and top lists.

Don't know what happened to them.

Yeah, he was also into stocks.

I remember him actually.

He was the one who told me I should get

stocks.

It was when I met him.

It was the first time anyone ever

suggested that I buy stocks.

He said I should get dividend stocks.

Instead, I got meme stocks and I lost

nearly £20,000.

Don't know what he's doing now.

He seemed to really love living in Korea

for some reason.

I hate Korea.

Boring, cold.

Dating Korean women is really hard as

well.

Yeah, it's all his fault.

If it wasn't for him, I would have never

entertained the idea of getting stocks.

I had no idea what even what a stock was

before meeting him.

Ruined my life.

I would have had another probably £15,000

to my name if I never got stocks.

Yeah, I don't understand why everyone—

it's like everyone makes money doing it

and I'm the only one not making money.

Seems so easy.

I don't know.

You need a lot of patience for it.

This is why I think day trading is more my

kind of soup.

Investing, you'll have it invested for

years at least.

It's only easy when you do it the boring

way.

The best stock trader would probably be

someone who died because then they can't

fiddle with it.

If someone just bought the S&P 500 and

then died, they would be the best trader

investor ever because they can't get the—

take the money out or buy and sell and buy

this and buy that.

I've got so many potatoes and I haven't

even started eating them, and I realized

if I don't start eating them soon, they're

going to start sprouting.

I reckon I could eat one potato tonight.

There's like 2 bags of them.

I can't eat a potato every night.

I'm gonna get sick of it.

Also, I don't have a potato peeler.

I just realized.

What Ben 10 allegations?

There's like a rumor going around saying

Ken 10 is trying to sabotage me or

something.

What proof is there?

God, I've been so bored today.

I literally just— I woke up about 8 and

then I just tidied stuff, moved stuff

about.

Wiped things,

and then the cat came over, so played with

the cat for a bit.

The cat fell asleep in my house for nearly

an hour.

It was raining a bit, and then it came to

my door, so I let it in, and it fell

asleep on my cardboard chair.

It's a weird-looking cat.

It's very like long and skinny with very

long legs, and it jumped up the fence.

The fence is like 6 foot high.

It's like, it's like that high, and it

jumped up it.

Well, the other 2 cats who are normal

house cats, they can't do that.

This cat's like, I don't know, a hybrid.

Vincent says he's got proof.

Why doesn't he just say what the proof is

instead of just saying he's got proof?

I hate it when people have a question and

they say, can I ask a question?

Just ask it.

I hate it when people got proof and they

say, I've got proof instead of just

starting with what the proof is.

Yeah.

Okay.

What is it?

Why do you— why do I have to prompt you to

tell me what the question or the proof is?

Just get it out.

Spit it out.

Because I really don't care enough

to be like, oh, well, what is the proof?

I just don't really care.

He wanted to show you.

Well, just send me a message then.

It's not hard to send me a message, is it?

I've got Instagram, I've got Discord,

got my email.

And he did message me before.

He was, um, he was spying on Chosen.

He was like, uh, being a spy for me back

when Chihiro was reporting me to the

police.

So he was like extracting info from the

trolls and then feeding it to me.

So he has messaged me before,

so why can't he just message me again?

I don't know.

Instead of telling people, I've got proof,

why not just tell the people what the

proof is?

It's like there's people here who think or

who know that Vincent has proof, but they

don't know what the proof is.

All they know is that he's got proof.

Why doesn't he just tell them what the

proof is?

It's annoying.

He has no image problems.

Well, he can describe what the image is.

Just describe— say what the image is.

What is it in the image?

What image is there that you can't

describe in words?

I don't know.

Apparently they are accusing Ken of being

a

traitor.

Ken's always been a very kind and

generous, loyal viewer who sent— who has

sent me many things.

How much Bitcoin do I own?

Let me check.

Um,

why does it take so long to open a stupid

app?

0.000088.

God, some of these apps are so annoying

with the Face ID, and then you gotta press

a button, then you press another button.

Like, opening the bank app is so annoying

with the Face ID.

I've already unlocked my phone, why do I

need to unlock it again?

It's like when you download a free app off

the App Store and then you go on, you

unlock it with your face.

It's just a free app, just download it.

The security is just irritating.

No one's trying to like get into my phone

to download Candy Crush.

How am I doing?

I'm so bored.

I don't know what to do.

I just clean and tidy my house, and then I

sit in my conservatory with my beanbag,

and then I make food, and then I play some

video games, and then have a shower.

And now I'm live.

The exciting life

of Daniel Lord.

And

then I'm going to cook dinner.

I thought about making hamburgers with the

minced beef.

I've got so much food, I gotta start

cooking it all off before it starts

rotting.

Another 5 hours of saying the same thing.

Well, yeah, what else is there to say?

Trading and Sunny?

No, I'm not talking about trading today

because it's Saturday, so there's nothing

to trade.

I wish I had something to do, you know.

Well, I don't even know if money would fix

it.

Like, if I was given a million pounds,

what would I do to be less bored?

I don't even know.

Video games?

Nah,

I can already play video games.

I got bored of Kingdom Come.

Gaming, food?

I already had food.

I don't need millions to have food.

I

don't know really what to do.

Donation goal for live weigh-in.

Why not just buy me some scales if you

care that much?

It must be about £10 to get some scales.

Crip said that she would have my baby if I

accidentally impregnate her.

That could be interesting.

Then I got to fly all the way to Canada to

see my kid.

That'd be wild if the only woman I ever am

able to impregnate ends up being Crypt.

One time, Sunny was a bit worried that she

got pregnant because,

I don't know, something like there was

blood.

Even like period blood, even though she

was on the pill.

And she was like, this isn't supposed to

happen.

And she even took a pregnancy test.

This was in Japan.

She said, this is weird because it

shouldn't happen when you're on the pill.

I kept telling her I'm infertile.

And she was like, how do you know?

Because there's no kids, obviously.

How can someone have sex 10,000 times and

have no kids?

No, she said she wouldn't want me— she

wouldn't expect me to pay child support.

I said I'm broke.

I wouldn't be able to pay child support.

FYI, do a GoFundMe for my kids' child

support.

What is alimony?

I'll be helping to save an endangered

species of Native Americans.

Pay money to the lady.

Oh, sorry, child support.

It's just a fancy word for child support.

Well, what if you don't have any money?

What are they going to do?

What, the Canadian police are going to

show up at my house?

What's Canada going to do about it?

Extradite me?

Like, what, what kind of power is Canada

going to have over British citizens?

We'll just send over the Empire and show

them who's boss again.

Canada can't put me in jail.

This is why I wouldn't want to impregnate

a British girl, because then

I might have to worry about the law.

What happens in Canada stays in Canada.

Why would I get my infertility checked?

What is the point?

Because she'll either say, yeah, you're

infertile, and I'll say, I knew it.

Or she'll say, you're not infertile, you

just have very weak swimmers.

And I'll be like, okay, and

I had sex with Mila for 9 months straight,

no protection, and faster for 2 years.

What, you think I can have sex for 2 years

and not get any pregnancies?

It's not that I'm scared, it's just I

don't care.

I can't be bothered to go all the way and

get checked up to find out something I

already know.

It's almost as stupid as the people

saying, oh, you should get checked for

autism.

Why though?

It's not going to change anything.

I'm not going to change.

It would be nice to know for sure.

Yeah, but how does anyone know that?

So how do they even know if you're

autistic or not?

Well, they ask you questions.

Well, what if I lied to the questions?

What if I just choose the answer to make

it seem like I don't have autism?

Then it's pointless, isn't it?

It's not like they can do a blood test and

say, yeah, you got autism.

There's an assessment.

Yeah, but I just lie, wouldn't I?

What would they say?

Like, do you find that you

find it hard to understand social

situations?

I put no, not really.

I understand all the stupid things humans

do and why they do it.

I don't agree with it, but I know why they

do it and I know that they do do it.

I'm not going to sit there and be like, I

don't understand why they do this.

I'm not an idiot.

Why would I lie?

Because obviously I don't want to be

diagnosed with fucking autism.

Why would I want to be autistically

diagnosed?

So obviously I'd lie so I'd get the answer

I wanted, and then I show you all that I

don't have it, and then you can all shut

the fuck up.

Yeah, well, maybe if I do get diagnosed,

then everyone who's given me shit can give

me an apology.

Starting off with my mum.

She can give me an apology.

And then I want apology from Sunny, and

then I want apology from all these stupid

YouTubers like Elvis Alien for giving me

shit, because you basically just bullied a

retard.

Yeah,

I remember when my uncle came over to my

house when I got the car.

And then he started telling me that he

thinks I've got autism.

And he was like, it's okay.

It means you're just special and you've

got other skills that other people don't

have.

And I was thinking, so if you think it's

so obvious that I have autism, why doesn't

my mum notice it and stop giving me a hard

time?

Maybe she's got it too.

That's why.

Because if you think I've got it, then

you're kind of a dick for giving me a hard

time knowing that I've got it.

Because people give me a hard time because

they're like assuming that I'm a normal

person and then getting mad because I

don't follow the rules that a normal

person would.

So I think it's kind of shameful that

you don't know your own son well enough to

realize that maybe there's something wrong

with him, and then you should like stop

giving him a hard time, maybe get off his

back.

Otherwise you're just willfully oblivious

to your children's ailments.

By the way, it's my mum's birthday today,

and no, I did not wish her a happy

birthday because she didn't wish me one,

and she didn't even come for my birthday

or send me my Amex credit card.

I wish my sister a happy birthday, but not

my mum.

No, I'm not wishing her a happy birthday.

Where's my happy birthday?

She didn't— she didn't say anything to me

on my birthday and then cancelled the trip

to come and see me.

Over what?

Over some stupid comment or something, I

don't know.

And I also didn't get to do my own

birthday stream because stupid Sunny

banned me from YouTube for 2 weeks, so I

missed out on all the donos.

Why are you talking about RiceGum?

I don't know, who the fuck cares about

RiceGum?

What's the news?

Um,

not much, to be honest.

I made a fry-up, bacon and eggs, sausage.

Oh my God!

Oh Jesus!

Oh, holy

crap, that scared the shit

out of me.

Stupid Ernberry bottle.

The stupid bottle just popped because I

guess I picked it up, squished it, and

then it like popped back out again.

I thought it was a gunshot.

Damn, that woke me up.

I hate sudden weird loud noises.

I thought it was a gunshot in my house.

It was like

Own Brew.

I nearly finished the whole bottle.

I can't stop drinking it.

It's like, it's like liquid candy.

It's like those, those round sweet orange

flavored tangy things you suck on, but

liquid.

Oh, it's literally like melted Haribo,

fizzy melted Haribo in a liquid form.

Oh, it's like crack.

No wonder the French and the English had

wars all over the world fighting to make

sugar.

You know, the French and the English had

all these sea battles around the Caribbean

fighting for those islands just to grow

sugar because sugar was like

a really highly valuable commodity back

then,

kind of like oil in a way, but not useful.

It's just everyone was addicted to it.

It was weird.

So today I set all the private live

streams back to public, and, um, I was

watching some of the old

biking streams in Japan.

It's just weird seeing Sunny in the chat.

It's just weird how she started off as

Like one of you guys in the chat watching

the streams, having a good time.

And then seeing how she went from that

into

someone so demented was just— it's like I

forgot how she was in the beginning.

Yeah, it was this stream I was cycling to

Kyoto and she was in the chat saying stuff

like, oh, come to my house, walk to my

house.

How did she go from that to like, oh, quit

YouTube?

Oh, you're so annoying.

This transformation is crazy.

I kind of miss those days.

Blood Bucket and Sunny in the chat.

When did she stop chatting in the chat?

Probably around August, I think.

No, no, she was still— no, we did a

livestream together in January after

Christmas.

It was after that she became very

anti-YouTube.

It wasn't even my idea to do that stream.

It's like She didn't like streaming

because she'd get abused.

But then I didn't even suggest to stream.

And then she's like, do you want to

stream?

And I'm like, okay, I guess so.

Well, she'd say, if you want to stream,

uh, we should do it today because I've

done my hair and my makeup.

So then I'm like, well,

if you're saying today's the only chance

to stream, then I guess we could.

So then I thought maybe she likes

streaming, but then it seems like she was

only doing it to make me happy, even

though I didn't really want to do it.

I don't really like streaming with people,

to be honest.

I only do it because I know you guys

getting a bit bored with just seeing me

talking about the same stuff over and over

again.

It's nice

to have a break of the monotony by having

someone on the stream.

Like, Blood Bucket was great.

Because I just let her talk and I just

didn't say much.

It kind of brings something fresh to the

channel,

but personally I don't really like

streaming with other people.

Yeah, I go all quiet.

I don't really— I can't do my stream of

consciousness.

Wow, bots didn't last very long today, did

they?

Only half an hour.

Guess the butter's running out of money.

You were so awkward, it was embarrassing.

Yeah, I just didn't know what to say.

What'd you say?

Me and Bloodbucker don't really have

anything in common.

She's into arts and

I don't even know what.

To be honest, like art stuff.

We don't have any shared interests, so

both like cats.

Oh, what can you talk about cats?

You can't talk about cats.

What's your favorite cat?

My favorite cat is Black Cat.

What about you?

Yeah, I just didn't know what to talk

about,

really.

I'm not very good at talking to people

unless I have some kind of drama going on,

and then I talk about my own drama.

I only like talking to people when I've

got some kind of drama or something

stressing me out.

Otherwise, I don't really have much to

say.

I mean, it was fun when the Mizuki drama

happened and I met up with Blood Bucket

because then I could talk to her about it.

'Cause it was fun to have someone to talk

to.

But if I don't have anything going on,

I become a bit of a mute.

I'm not very good at banter.

Imagine going to a hairdresser and paying

money to do this when it's so easy.

You literally just grab the hair.

You just grab the hair and then you twist

it and then you just snip it off.

Imagine paying someone to do it for you.

So weird.

Oh my God, what's that?

Stupid fly.

Would I meet meaningless rubbish again?

I would die happy if I never had to see

that guy ever again in my whole life.

If only I never had to hear of him ever

again.

That would also be pretty nice.

But you guys keep bringing him up.

He's the person I've had the least

pleasure meeting out of all the people

I've ever met.

Am I feeling good today?

I don't feel bad.

I just feel very bored.

I hate Saturday.

Just don't know what to do.

I don't need food.

I don't need to buy anything.

Everything is clean and tidy.

I don't want to play games.

I just don't know what to do.

I'm just lost.

All my needs are met.

Pluck weeds?

No, it was raining and windy outside.

Not nice weather.

Exercise?

I already did that.

Can't you tell?

Bulging biceps.

I might increase my dumbbell weight.

10 kg just feels too easy now.

I need to do reverse push-ups for my

triceps because my triceps, they get burnt

out really easily because I never use my

triceps.

Work on shoulders.

I do these.

Does that do my shoulders?

I used to have bigger pecs in Thailand

because I was lifting heavier weights in

Thailand.

I got kind of lazy here.

I used to do

12 kg, 13 kg dumbbells, and I'd also do 2

sets of reps.

So I do, I do 10 and then 10 and then 5

and then another 5 like that.

But now I just do 10 and then 5 and then

I'm done.

Did get a bit lazy.

What's up with the Kent situation?

Well, just tell me.

I don't know.

People keep saying, oh, did you hear about

the Kent thing?

No, I didn't.

Just say, what is it?

So annoying.

I have no idea.

I don't go on the stupid subreddit.

Thinking, what could I buy to make my life

better, like a bigger fridge,

or if I get a bigger fridge, then I would

only have to go shopping once a month

instead of twice.

But then I would only go out once a month,

and also food would go off unless I had a

freezer.

Your father thought you had autism as

well.

Why are you saying parents don't have a

clue about you?

Number one, it took my dad 30 years until

he said that.

Number two, I didn't say my dad didn't

realize it or acknowledge it.

I said my mum doesn't.

My mum just says I'm mentally ill or

something.

I'm pretty sure she doesn't even know what

Asperger's or autism is.

Do you think someone who barely speaks

English knows what autism means?

Come on.

She's probably never heard of the word in

her life.

Sometimes I wonder if, if you said it in

Chinese, would she understand?

Or does she just not know?

About this stuff at all.

I'm leaning towards the latter.

I wonder if someone who speaks fluent

Cantonese can, like, explain to her

complex things and she'll understand it.

And maybe it's just a language barrier

issue, or I don't understand, like, which

is it?

I don't know.

For some reason, I know it sounds silly,

but in my weird mind, I have this

perception that the Cantonese language

is very— it's not— they can't like convey

complex ideas with it.

I don't know.

It's just my weird perception.

I don't know.

I think of Cantonese language and it's

like, It's only good for ordering chicken

soup and haggling prices at the shopping

center.

This is my experience with the Cantonese

language.

Seems like that.

I mean, it's like the language seems very

basic and not very complex to be able to

convey complex ideas.

Probably completely wrong, it's just

that's what I feel like.

I have no idea what the language is like,

based— just based off of my own personal

experience.

It doesn't seem very sophisticated.

What's the big news?

Me and Crypt's having a baby.

We're gonna exploit it for YouTube money.

We'll create the next Venus Angelic.

She shall be trained in the arts of

clickbait, brand creation,

viewership loyalty.

I wonder what happened to Venus.

She's completely disappeared, hasn't she?

I haven't really looked into it recently.

She got locked out of her YouTube account,

didn't she?

Didn't she?

Um, she couldn't trust herself with a

YouTube account, so she gave the login

details to a friend, and then apparently

the friend betrayed her and stole it,

but they don't do anything with it.

I mean, why steal a YouTube channel if

you're not gonna post to it?

Who's buying the Switch 2 when it comes

out?

This is a big risk that I'm considering.

Just wondering if I can get any views.

All I would need is probably a couple

hundred thousand views to break even.

Oh, TB, I was watching my stream from the

cycling stream and I saw in the chat you

said to Sunny Why aren't you meeting

Daniel again?

The stream was good.

And then she replied to you saying, I

can't handle the abuse.

Kind of foreshadowed what was going to

happen.

She literally dumped me because she

couldn't handle the abuse.

So it kind of makes me think from the very

first stream, she didn't like the abuse

and she was only doing it because she

liked me.

And she was able to endure it because she

wanted to please me, because she liked me.

And maybe I didn't really appreciate that

enough

because she didn't have to.

I mean, she doesn't get anything out of

being abused on the channel.

I get all the money.

But she was pushing herself through it so

she could be with me, which I guess is

quite romantic.

And I didn't really tell her that I

appreciated that.

In fact, I just kind of insulted her and

called her weak.

I mean, why would you put up with abuse

and get nothing out of it?

And then you don't even like the guy

anymore that much, so it doesn't feel like

it's worth it.

So I wouldn't want to hang out with Ice

Poseidon because I didn't want to get the

abuse,

even though I could have gotten something

out of it if I got a viewership.

But I just didn't really want to have an

abusive one, an abusive viewership on the

scale of Ice's community.

Which insult hurts you the most?

Weird, autistic, sociopath, or old?

Hmm.

Maybe old,

or maybe sociopath.

Or when people say, I swear this guy's

going to kill someone one day, that kind

of pisses me off.

I would never kill someone and go to jail.

Just not worth it.

No one taking anyone's life would never be

worth going to jail for.

And what, what could you possibly get out

of killing someone to make going to jail

worth it?

There's like, no, you literally lose your

whole life by rotting in a jail cell.

Even if they said, oh, we'll pay you $1

billion.

Yeah, but I can't even spend it.

So what's the point?

It just benefits me in no way.

The reward is nonexistent.

And then the risk and the punishment is

second worst to death.

So it's completely pointless.

Why would I ever do that?

You'd have to be a complete moron to even

consider it.

You throw your whole life away just to

take someone else's.

What's the point?

You're not going to achieve anything,

and then you're just going to wreck your

own life.

It's like the dumbest thing I've ever

heard.

I mean, even if I could get away with it,

the guilt and the nightmares would haunt

me.

To not make me want to do it.

I can imagine that it would be a very

traumatic experience

and it will haunt you for a long, long

time.

Stealing

I quite like stealing, to be honest.

I'm a bit of a kleptomaniac.

There's something exciting about it, you

know, like the randomness of what you

might get

and then that exhilarating feeling of

getting away with it.

It's quite fun.

Imagine being married to Sunny.

She treats you like that for decades.

Well, unfortunately, I live a lifestyle

where if she was going to join me with my

lifestyle, she would get very upset with

things like

our relationship constantly being

scrutinized by a bunch of weirdos on

Reddit, and she wouldn't be able to ignore

it.

So she would just get increasingly more

and more upset with me for not

doing anything to fix it.

So she would either have to just leave or

get used to it.

I guess she made her choice.

And then she would just try and take it

out on me, I guess.

Blame me for not defending her, or I don't

know,

blame me for not getting a real job and

quitting YouTube.

She does do that thing where she's like,

I'm building resentment towards you

because of you did this Y XYZ thing.

She builds resentment towards me, which is

something I noticed.

If I upset her too many times, she'll

start like bottling it up and then it'll

explode at some point.

She'll be like, since we're laying things

out on the table honestly, actually I've

been building resentment towards you, and

actually

I don't fucking like it when your shitty

viewers abuse me and you didn't do

anything to stop it.

You know, you could just stop it yourself

by not looking at it.

That's all you gotta do.

It's like people getting cyberbullied

and then they get all depressed.

Just don't look at it, then you won't even

know what they're saying.

It's not like they're seeking you out to

bully you.

You're seeking them out.

To see what the bullying is.

At school, you can't help it because the

bullies come and seek you out.

But cyberbullying is like you can't stop

yourself from checking what people are

saying.

When's Crypt coming?

Well, we need about £500, I think.

I think she said she got $200 Canadian.

Wait, did she say she's got $200 Canadian

or £200?

I forgot now.

Yeah, I'm like, in the beginning I wasn't

very eager, to be honest, with the whole

crypt idea, but now

wouldn't mind having some sex, to be

honest.

It's just she, she came at the wrong time

when I just broke up with Sunny, and I

wasn't really, you know, I wasn't really

in the mood.

But it's been nearly 2 months now.

I guess I could bang her

for a week.

July would be nice.

Not June.

I think either July or August.

Maybe August would be good.

Nice and warm.

I don't want it to be cold and miserable

outside.

Don't make the same mistake as Turkish

Girl.

Well, yeah,

I don't know why I thought Turkish Girl

wouldn't find out.

For some reason, I didn't think she would

know about the subreddit or the Discord,

so I just foolishly was very honest on the

Discord,

not realizing it would get leaked.

Not making that mistake again.

Also, I can't really badmouth Crypt

because she's got a lot of allies in the

community, so if I badmouth Crypt I'd be

upsetting a lot of viewers.

So yeah, I will have to be careful with my

razor tongue.

Now she won't stay longer because she's

got all those cats that she has to look

after, so she could only stay a week.

Discord's filled with weirdos.

No, it's a lot of people who donate and

send food who like crypts,

so I wouldn't want to get them upset with

me.

No, I say the guys on the Discord are

weirdos.

The girls aren't usually weirdos.

Weird girls do exist, but they aren't as

annoying as weird guys.

I can be more lenient towards them because

they're girls.

I don't think I've ever banned a girl.

Like, I could get mad at a guy for being

annoying, but if I found out they were

actually a girl, I'd probably be more

lenient.

A guy— if they're a guy, it's like an easy

ban.

I don't care.

Mm-hmm.

7 days left in May.

I

wonder if I can make another £100.

Whoops.

I just really don't know what to do to

change things up a bit.

Buy some new furniture.

Maybe a dining table.

Table and chair would be nice, maybe for

the conservatory.

Put some candles on it.

It's just not very necessary when I've got

my floor table

and I kind of prefer sitting on the floor

Japanese style.

So one thing, one of the things I took

away from my marriage in Japan was after

sitting on the floor every night,

I kind of like it.

Actually, I prefer sitting on the floor to

eat food than sitting on a chair.

I mean, usually I'd sit on the sofa and

watch TV, but I don't know why I don't do

that now.

Yeah, usually I sit on the sofa and eat my

food at home.

I don't know what to buy.

It has to be something I want and it has

to be something useful and also something

that requires some setup.

And building that I can do on the stream.

I just— I can't think what that could be.

Maybe a gaming computer, but I don't

really want one and they're really

expensive.

Mainly just because I'm bored and there's

nothing to do.

That's why I like cooking, because

you got to eat.

Eating's fun,

and if you cook your own food, you can

save money.

It's— you think of these people spending

£15, £20 for a meal because they go eat

out and you think how stupid they are.

God, £20 for one meal.

I could make 20 meals.

It's like they go and buy— what was that

thing I saw?

I don't know.

Anything you buy that's premade, you can

premake 10 of them if you just buy the

ingredients and make it yourself.

Like a hamburger.

If you, if you go to, I don't know, Shake

Shack or McDonald's, you spend £10 on a

hamburger, you just get one hamburger and

chips.

But for £10, you could probably buy a pack

of mincemeat for a couple pounds and make

5 burgers out of it,

bunch of potatoes or a bag of frozen

chips, and then you could make 6 burger

meals instead of just having one Big Mac.

Don't really miss McDonald's that much.

My fridge does have a freezer.

It's just very tiny.

Why am I snipping my hair?

I'm having a haircut.

Is it looking good?

These top bits are getting very long.

Side bits getting long too.

Did I mute you?

Yeah, using my third hand, I

pressed the button to mute you.

No, can't you see I'm not even touching

the computer?

How can I mute you?

Walking in the countryside in the rain is

not very fun.

Raining all day today.

You get one day of nice weather and then

you get a whole week of rain.

Typical.

Yeah, I go outside every day.

I go into my garden and then I pull some

weeds.

I sit in my chair, contemplate life and

what is its meaning.

But today the weather's not been good.

The weather was so bad even the cat came

in and then had a little nap in my

conservatory.

I wonder whose cat it is.

It looks

too clean to be a stray.

If it was a stray, it would be all scruffy

looking,

but it doesn't have a collar.

Wouldn't it be fun if it just moved into

my house?

Do I have gray beard hairs?

No,

I have never seen one.

I got gray pubes.

I get a couple grays on the back of my

head.

If I brush under it, brush, lift it up,

and I look under it, usually find a couple

white hairs.

Film the cat.

I did.

I put it on Discord.

What's the worst that could happen with

Crypts?

Why'd she think she's so bad?

As long as she's not too loud

and doesn't cause any trouble.

Yeah, I mean, what could happen is she

meets me in real life and then

thinks I'm not the same as I am on camera.

Could happen, but she'd probably still

bang.

Might as well if you came all the way.

It has happened to me before.

That Hong Kong lady said she was like

really in love with me, and then when she

met me, the magic was gone.

And I thought, geez, you could have kept

that to yourself.

Brutal honesty.

I mean, what magic?

Oh, the livestream's so magical.