I'm Hungry, Lets Get Uber Eats

Amor.

It's day 4 in the capsule hotel.

I got some wooden

spoons,

got some wooden spoons,

and I got some chocolate biscuits.

So I thought today we'd get Uber Eats for

dinner. I think I'm gonna ditch my Osmo

Pocket because it's rubbish.

This is not a good camera. It's not

wide, and, um,

well, yeah, that's it really. It's just

not wide enough.

I wish I didn't buy it,

but it is very stable and it's quite good

in low Better than the GoPro.

Hmm, I just don't really like

it.

Waste of money.

Another waste of money.

This was also a waste of money, this

stupid controller. Why did I buy this?

I don't even know why I bought it.

I wish I got the Sony action camera

instead, you know, the white one. That was

way better.

Oh, my oranges are going green.

So I've got 2 more nights in the capsule

hotel and then I'm going to,

uh, my new Airbnb.

I'm not sure how long I'll stay at the

Airbnb, maybe 2 weeks. And then I'll find

a new place.

It's been kind of difficult finding a

cheap place. It's just kind of impossible

to find a cheap place in the city.

The best place I could find was like 50

minutes by train outside of the city, and

then the actual place is about 20 minutes

walk from the station. So it's kind

of annoying to get to, but that's the

cheapest option. Second cheapest option is

in the city, but it's like £2,000.

It's really not cheap, uh,

but I really cannot live like this. It's

so depressing. Yesterday night I went to

bed at 9 PM and I woke up at 11 because

there's nothing to do. You just

come back here and you sit in the bed.

I can't do any of the things I usually do,

like cooking dinner,

making coffee, doing cleaning,

doing my laundry.

Making food is like one of the main parts

of the day, and now I don't have to make

food. I feel like, what am I supposed to

do then? Just go to the shop and buy a

And for some reason yesterday I felt

really sick. It was the same feeling

I had when I was in that tiny hotel in

Berlin. It was like this weird feeling

as if I was gonna vomit.

And I'm not sure if it's because I had

McDonald's yesterday or if it's because I

haven't had coffee in 2 days now.

But the same thing happened to me when I

was staying at, at that tiny hotel in

Berlin, if you remember the one when I was

eating nuts off the floor. Back then I was

eating McDonald's nearly every day,

but I felt really bad. I felt like I was

gonna be sick, so I just put my head down

and I fell asleep around half past 9.

I just felt really bad. I don't know why,

like I had no energy and I felt like I

wanted to be sick. But today

I feel fine.

But it just feels like, what's the point

of being awake? Being asleep was more fun.

I had all these crazy dreams.

But when you're living in a little box

like this, you just feel like there's

no meaning to being alive. You're just

existing. You wake up because you need to

go to the toilet, you need to get food,

and then you come back in here and you sit

on the bed and you've got nothing to do.

It's so boring, driving me

crazy. I really hate it.

When you've got your own place, you've got

things to do like hoovering, cooking,

preparing food. Doing the dishes, make

coffee, relax on the sofa.

Here you've got nothing to do. Maybe just

brush your teeth, go for a shower, and

then you come back here and you just sit

here like a vegetable.

It's so depressing.

I went outside. I just walked about for a

few hours, but then eventually you have to

come back here. There's nothing

to do outside apart from you go shopping

and you walk around in shops and

you get food.

There's nothing outside that I want to do.

All I want to do is sit on a sofa, relax,

have my coffee, watch YouTube.

And yeah, technically I can do that here,

but it's just not comfortable.

Is it allowed to bring women in this

place? Yeah. So I guess if you want a love

hotel, this place is quite good because

you can do self-check-in. You don't have

to talk to anyone. You just enter your

code, check in, come up, have a shag, and

then leave. I guess you could do that.

And it's only $35 a night,

so $35.

I haven't gotten my food yet. I need to

look for food. Will this be a 10-hour

livestream? Yes, it will, because these

streams are making good money. Oh, thank

you, Silver Punk Skull. Very kind of

you. You know, at this rate, the second

channel is going to start making as much

money as the first channel, and that would

be freaking amazing.

I'm making £400 a month now on the second

channel thanks to the live streams. I

don't know why I just didn't do live

streams in the first place.

So I'm making like £1,200 on the main

channel, £400 on this channel. If I keep

doing live streams every day. Maybe I can

get $600 a month on this channel.

And then I made $1,800 on OnlyFans last

month. Not bad. I might actually be able

to afford to live in one of those hotel

apartments which cost about $2,000 a

I tried, I tried getting a place using one

of those apartment, apartment real

estate companies, but they're so useless.

I used one and then she said, here's some

links to some places we have. I said,

okay, this place looks good. She said,

sorry, not available. I said, okay, what

about the first place? Sorry, that's not

available for short term. What Why the

fuck did you send me the link then, you

stupid bitch idiot?

She sends me 3 links. One of them's not

available, one of them's not for short

stay when I specifically said I need a

place for short stay because I don't know

how long I'm going to be here. And then I

said— she said, why don't you look on our

website and let me know if you find any

properties you're interested in? So I

found one place, looks really good, and I

said, how about this place? She said,

sorry, it's not available, it's already

rented out. Why is it on the website then?

So I found another place. She said,

sorry, this is not available for short

stay. So I said, okay, can you show me

some places that are available for rental

and are available for short stay? Guess

what she said?

Unfortunately, we don't have any places

available as of now. So stupid and

useless. Then why did you tell me to let

you know if there's any places I'm

interested in if you don't have any

places, you stupid idiot?

I look on the website and they've got

loads of places, so either she's

bullshitting me And they do have places,

or they actually don't have any places,

which is unbelievable. They don't have a

single place in the entire city.

So annoying.

And I was looking forward to it because I

thought I finally found a good place for

only $1,000 a month.

And it was quite big and nice looking,

and then she says, oh, not available.

So now I have to go back to using Airbnb,

which is too expensive. Airbnb prices

are not the same as normal rental prices.

So now the cheapest place I can find is is

about £1,500 a month,

and that's outside of the city, which is

too far away because then

Mila would have to come to that place, or

I would have to go to her place to see

her, and it takes like an hour to get from

one place to the other, so it'd be 2 hours

total. Add in expenses for traveling, an

hour on the train I don't know how much

that would be, be like €15 or maybe €10.

So €20 return on the train backwards and

So I think it might just be better off if

I spend an extra 500 and get a place in

the city so it's closer by. That means I

have to spend £2,000 a month.

If I was a millionaire, what would I do

differently? Well, I would just get an

expensive hotel apartment in the city and

then not worry about rent.

So yeah, or I could do 4

nights in a nice apartment hotel and then

a few nights at her place. That way it

would be— it'll work out to be a lot

cheaper, but then I have to keep checking

in, checking out, checking in, checking

out, checking in.

It's a bit annoying.

So it looks like I might end up spending

2,000 a month on rent because I can't get

any places on a normal apartment place.

So there's a few apps where you have to

pay €20 a month to be able to message

landlords, and then I don't even know if

they'll give me a place because I'm not a

resident here. And then usually they

want you to sign up a contract which is at

least 6 months long, and then they want

proof of income. You need a guarantor,

and then you also have to pay— you have to

pay bills on top of that. And then you

have to pay, you have to pay fees

and then deposits and this and that.

At that point, I might as well just live

And then I try and get in contact with

these real estate agencies, and then they

keep messing me around saying they've got

no places. And they obviously do.

So my only option is Airbnb or hotels.

I guess living in a hotel would be better

than living in this capsule hotel because

then at least I have my own private bath

and shower, and I have my— I have a

kettle, I can make coffee,

and a hotel might even have a fridge so I

could put bacon and stuff in it. But this

capsule hotel is just way too minimal.

And then the whole thing vibrates and

shakes every time someone enters the

capsule. The person I'm living next to is

so noisy.

Just when he walks past, the whole place

shakes. He's either really fat or really

big.

Why don't I use Couchsurfing?

Couchsurfing always reminds me of the

Taiwanese woman. Remember that Taiwanese

married woman who came to Japan to see me,

and then we had sex, and then she started

using Couchsurfing And then she would have

sex with the Couchsurfer owner. It was so

weird. And then she kept telling me about

it. She was like, oh, I stayed at a

Couchsurfing place with this French guy,

but his dick was kind of small and soft.

It wasn't good. She was just like going

from one Couchsurfing place to another,

fucking all these random guys.

She was crazy.

Where's my laptop? I don't have a laptop.

I was thinking about getting one, but I

don't really see the benefit of having

one,

and it would make my bag so much heavier.

I don't really do much anyway. I just

watch YouTube. And my phone is fine for

that. I guess a small tablet would be

good.

And even if I had a tablet, I mean, even

if I had a laptop, I'd have to sit here

like this.

I would get such a hunchback. Oh shit,

I zoomed it in.

That's how I would have to use my laptop

if I had a laptop.

Did I lie about the Airbnb on my main

channel? Yes, I did. It's completely fake.

I told you last stream that I was gonna

make a fake getting banned on Airbnb

video, and just like I told you, it has

really good views. Let me get my phone.

I told you last stream I was gonna fake a

video about Airbnb.

Be. Look how many views it got. Look at

that, number 3. It's kind of neck and

neck with number 4. They keep overtaking

each other, but I think it's edging out a

little bit ahead of Why I Left My Wife.

Look at this, top 3 videos, all fake.

Look at that. This is what I'm telling

you. Every time I make a fake drama video,

it gets way more views than my normal

non-fake stuff.

Look, 9.4K views. People love seeing

me getting banned, kicked out,

dumped, ditched. They love

seeing me get fucked over.

So if that's what they want to see,

that's what I have to give them.

They don't want to see me live on a boat

or live in a capsule hotel or Buying

a kitten. They want to see me getting

fucked over, so if that's what they want

to see, then sure. Why don't

you sell your Fold? Because I don't think

I could get much money for it. I dropped

it and it has a massive crack on the

People don't want to see me doing cool

stuff.

So yeah, I'm very happy about my Airbnb

video. 3rd place.

Just behind the why,

uh, she wants me to leave and moving in

with my girlfriend videos.

It's funny because I'm pretty open about

the fact that those videos are fake and it

seems to have no effect on the main

channel, so It seems as though the

people who watch this channel are either

cool with me faking stuff,

or— yeah, I guess

the majority of people who watch my main

channel don't even know about my second

channel or the things I say about in

livestreams, so I

guess it doesn't really matter.

And most people on the main channel only

watch when there's some kind of big life

event or something dramatic happening,

and they're not watching the live streams,

and they don't care about the second

So yeah, we can kind of— I think this is

kind of cool because we can troll the main

channel viewers together, and you

guys can be in on it so I'm not all alone

trolling people anymore.

Was my Boneworks and Half-Life: Alyx

review a joke?

Kind of, but I didn't really like the

games. They did make me feel really motion

sick, and I stopped playing Half-Life:

Alyx after about Uh,

where did I get to? I got to the part

where the train crashes and you find her

dad. After that, I just got fed up with

it. It wasn't fun, and Boneworks just made

me feel sick all the time.

But I really miss Beat Saber. That was a

fun VR game.

Oh, you know, one good thing about Uber

Eats is you can do this pickup option. So

you can order a food and do pickup, so you

go to the restaurant and pick it up,

which could be good. Because I would like

to eat in a restaurant, but I don't like

sitting down and ordering. So it'd be nice

if I could just order my food on the app

and then go and pick it up. That would be

Yeah, the main thing that's bothering me

right now is trying to get a place I

looked up some Brexit stuff, and

apparently after Brexit

happens, British citizens living

in the EU, they have until June next

year to apply for a visa.

So I could stay here until June next year

before needing a visa.

And then even after that, I can stay here

for 990 days without a visa because UK

is still going to be visa exempt.

It says you be able to stay for 90 days

every 180 days.

So I'd have to stay 90 days and then move

to a different country for 90 days before

I could come back for another 90 days.

So maybe I'll just go live in France or

something, or Belgium.

Antwerp looks quite cheap.

Oh, I found my toothpick. What food should

You won't believe how much money I get

from ad revenue on these live streams. I

get like $10 per livestream from

these livestreams. That's more than I get

from the other videos I was doing on this

channel, and that's probably because

they're so long and they get so much watch

time just because they're like 10 hours

long.

So all I have to do is keep the stream on

for 10 hours and I get guaranteed $10.

Just from ad revenue.

Isn't that really nice?

So basically I get free food.

Okay, so what can I get?

No, I got more than $10 because some

people donated. I got $60 last stream,

but I'm saying that even if no one

donates, I would get a bare minimum of $10

guaranteed. So it's

100% guaranteed to get money for

just sitting here doing nothing.

But I feel like splashing out for dinner

tonight because yesterday I just had salad

and a boiled egg.

Yeah, I should just leave it on when I'm

sleeping and I'd get more money.

Should I just leave it on all night? I've

got free electricity, free Wi-Fi.

What do you mean actually getting a job?

How am I supposed to get a job? I don't

speak Dutch. I don't have a working visa.

I don't have any qualifications or

experience. Oh look, free delivery!

The Wagamama is literally right next to

this building. But Wagamama is so

expensive.

El Guacho, what can I

get? Oh, look at this steak. Oh my God,

€24.

Oh, look at that.

No, I don't want curry. Don't want

pizza.

Papa John's. Help me,

what should I get? There's too much

Doner kebab.

No,

delivery,

not pickup. Happy mango.

Bao mazing.

Crispy chicken rice bowl.

No, I had

this last time. It was pretty good.

I might just get this again.

Oh, they've got crispy

curry triangles.

Get one of those.

And oh,

you can get a snack mix box.

That's too much. Main dish.

What should I get for the main dish?

58 pieces of sushi.

Too much.

Fried chicken curry.

That looks good.

No, it's just chicken and rice.

Boring. Don't really want sushi.

I get noodles.

No, I don't want noodles.

No, I can't speak louder. I'm in a capsule

hotel. There's people here.

Oh, I get spring rolls.

Everyone can hear me.

They're laughing at

me. Hmm, what should I get?

Fried chicken. Yeah,

get one of those.

And we should get some pickles,

maybe get

some pickled cucumber.

And what else should I get?

Maybe I get some sushi.

4 pieces,

€19. Do you think that's enough?

Let me see.

Oh, you can do leave at the door delivery,

no contact delivery.

Sorry, I've got curry triangle But

how many do you get? You don't just get

one. I got fried chicken,

pickled cucumber, and sushi.

Maybe that's enough.

I put meat outside because

they can't come in here.

So I would have to go out there to get it.

Meet— well, I could do leave at the door.

Then they just leave it outside on the

street. But what if someone steals it?

I've never done this before in a hotel.

Bit nervous.

Okay, I'm placing the order.

Is that making my vote look—

preparing. Wow, I'm so excited.

Oops, Mida's— Mida just messaged me and

she said her mom invited me to come and

have dinner, but I just ordered Uber Eats.

Fuck, what should I do?

Can I cancel it?

No, I can't cancel it now.

There's no cancel button. Look,

help, more help.

Oh yeah, you can cancel it.

Should I just go to Mira's mum's place?

No, I can't cancel it.

Says if the store has begun preparing, we

will not be able to issue a refund. You

should phone the store directly, see if

they can cancel, and then you

have to fill out a form. Oh, why didn't

she tell me earlier?

Why does everything have to be last

minute?

Hmm, maybe I'll tell Mira maybe

next time.

No, I'm not calling the store.

Oh, if I had to talk to people, that

defeats the purpose of using Uber Eats.

I never met Mila's mum before, so I don't

know if I would want to go. I wouldn't

mind, I guess, but now

I've ordered my Uber Eats, what do I do?

Hmm, bit of a pickle because

if she told me earlier, then I wouldn't

have done a livestream and I wouldn't have

bought Uber Eats. She said she was going

to go and see her mom today, but I didn't

think they would invite me to come take

my food to Mina's mom. Isn't that weird?

I guess we could share it.

Bring the food to her house, refrigerate,

have a nice dinner there, bring back food

to capsule. Yeah, I could do that and

then have the food tomorrow, but then it's

sushi. I don't want sushi to be sitting

overnight outside of the fridge.

Decisions.

Oh, so complicated.

So it's wrapping up, and then he's coming.

Oh no, he's picking up my order.

Well, I need to get dressed to meet the

Uber Eats person.

But now I just wasted €20.

Oh my God, he's 3 minutes away.

I have to get ready to get it.

I can probably get the Uber Eats and eat

it all and then go before

they even start dinner.

What you think?

Well, it looks like, looks like it's going

to be a short stream.

I'm gonna get my Uber Eats and then go to

her place. Well, that was unexpected,

but sometimes social life Override

streaming life.

Should I go outside, get my Uber Eats,

and then come back here and then get my

phone? Or should I turn off my phone now,

go and get my Uber Eats, and then go

straight to hers? Shit, he's here.

Don't have time.

Got my

Uber Eats.

I'm out of breath.

It was so easy. He was standing out there

and I just opened the door and I said

hello. And he said hi, and then he put the

bag down on top of his bag and then

stepped away. And then I picked it up and

I said thanks, bye.

Wow, look what I

got! Got sushi,

something cold. I bought pickled

Oh yeah,

look at this.

Maybe I'll just have a few before I go,

or maybe I'll just leave it here

overnight. Yeah, the fried stuff will be

fine, won't it? It'll be a bit soggy, but

it'll be fine to eat tomorrow.

What do you think? I'll just have the

sushi now as like an appetizer.

And then that's pickled cucumber, and then

this is like fried curry things.

I can have that for tomorrow lunch.

Mila's mum invited me to dinner.

I'll eat the sushi. Stupid box.

Oh, look at that,

to a mukbang.

There's no sauce.

Where's my soy sauce?

That's not soy sauce,

it's like chili sauce.

Look, it's chili sauce.

I guess I could have some of the curry.

Oh, it's here.

Oh, where are my chopsticks?

I can't stop eating. It tastes too good.

But what if I'm not hungry when I get

there?

I think the cucumber was a waste.

I shouldn't have bought the cucumber.

How am I making coffee nowadays? Well,

I'm not. I haven't had coffee for 3 days

and I don't know how it's affecting me.

Okay, so my plan is I'm gonna leave this

and— oh crap— and then I'm gonna go and

have dinner with Mila. And then I'll come

back here, and if I'm still hungry,

I'll have this as like a midnight snack.

Um, yeah, or I could have it for

tomorrow's lunch. I think it should be

fine. It might get a bit soggy, but it's

fine.

Uh, this is my sushi. I finished the

sushi.

And these are pickled cucumbers, which I

should not have bought because they look

weird. I'll try one.

So sharp.

It was pretty boring, actually. As a,

as a meal. I thought Uber Eats would be

more exciting, but I just got some stupid

cucumbers and some sushi.

Next time I'll get something more

exciting, like KFC

bucket, maybe.

Who would

like a chocolate biscuit?

Look at my fake getting banned from Airbnb

video. It did better than everything.

Did better than buying a kitten, Better

than the boat, better than the capsule

hotel, better than moving to the

Netherlands, better than my new fake job.

Crazy.

And people don't even know it's fake.

How will I explain next time in a new

Airbnb? Well, I already have that planned,

so I'm gonna say, this is my new Airbnb.

If you're wondering how I got a new Airbnb

after I got banned, well, I just asked my

friend to book it for me,

and then, um,

yeah, I asked my friend to book it for me,

and then I just showed up. And they gave

me the key and I let myself in. Bada bing,

bada bong. Or I could say I

just made a new account with a fake ID

using one of my 10 bank accounts and I

just got myself a new place. So suck it,

Airbnb. Think you can ban me?

And the only people who know it's fake are

the ones who watch my special secret

livestream.

Hmm, well, I think I'm gonna go.

I've got dinner plans with a special lady.

Ben, you jealous?

Jealous. Well, I think I fulfilled the

objective of today's stream. Got Uber

Eats, I ate some of it. A bit shorter than

I was hoping it to be, but Um,

not sure about tomorrow. Tomorrow's my

last day here. Yeah, I could do a stream

tomorrow. It could be called Last Day at

the Capsule Hotel. Or I could stream when

I come back and do an overnight sleeping

stream. Okay, goodbye. See you next time.