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Oh,

where's everyone tuning in from this morning?

What did everyone have for breakfast this morning?

I got the whole house to myself. My mum went out to, um, celebrate Dave Gibson's birthday. Didn't invite me.

Got the whole house.

Oh God.

I don't know what to do.

The weather is so nice. Is this the Indian summer they were talking about? One last spurt of hot air before the winter comes.

I've got the IRL setup turned on in case I have to go out for bee livery.

It's weird streaming this way is the most reliable way. Ironic considering the other setup was supposed to have disconnect protection stuff and then it disconnects more often because of it.

Sometimes no protection is the best protection.

I think I have to start looking for a job.

I'm fucked.

I'm making like £5 an hour.

Uh,

no, I wanted the trolls to go away. Not the non-trolls.

Jesus, my follow count went up 400. Uh.

I don't know what to do with my life.

Really don't know.

Hello.

I'm thinking about

A lot of things.

I don't know, I feel very down recently.

About money and jobs and stuff.

I wish I could do something cool.

I don't know what.

I'm just thinking moving back in with my mum could be a real possibility.

It's either I gotta get a job in Devon or I gotta move out and come back home.

Those are the only options, really.

Like, if I live at home with my mum, making £1,000 a month is pretty good. I just give it all to her, pay off the debt.

Doesn't seem too bad, does it?

I'm really thinking that's a likely outcome.

So either go and get a job in Devon so I can carry on affording my place.

I don't, I don't really even like being there, to be honest.

Devon does feel pointless.

Cons of moving back home?

Dunno, there doesn't really seem to be any cons.

Apart from potential fighting, but I don't think it would happen.

I'm thinking I message them saying I want to move out.

Oh God.

I'm not in a bad mood, it's just I'm in like a

Kind of mood where I've got some big decisions to make.

Big decisions. The end of Devon.

I really wish there was somewhere nice to sit here. I used to sit like this back in the day, having my coffee, looking out the garden.

I wonder if my sofa can fit here. The Devon sofa. It's an L-shape like that. I'm pretty sure the L bit would fit there and then the rest of it goes along.

It would actually be really nice in this corner.

Oh god, weather's nice. Don't know if the air is cold.

There's so many flies in here.

It's funny, the tiny little garden in Devon gets covered in weeds,

but then you got this massive garden and I don't see a single weed anywhere.

Look at the lawn. No, it says single weed.

How the hell am I going to pull out every single weed?

I mean, they'll probably just weed it because, I mean, he did offer to weed it for me for free, and then I said okay, but then he never came around and did it.

So he could probably fix it himself easily.

Yeah, the Devon house is depressing. There's just something about the vibe and everything, right? The outside of the house looks ugly too, which is like great. It's not brick. I don't know, it's like brick, but then they covered the brick in like this gray stone plaster.

I don't know why they did that. All the houses just look great. If it was just brown brick, it would all look really nice.

I don't know who developed that cul-de-sac because all the houses look the same, but I don't think their design taste is very good.

I reckon they're built maybe in the '90s or 2000s,

maybe the '80s. I don't know, they don't look that old, but they don't look really modern either.

They don't even have central heating. I mean, how do you build houses that don't have central heating in the UK where it's winter nearly all the time?

Maybe it's like some kind of experiment where electric heating was being pushed as like this new thing, clean energy, blah blah blah, like some government scheme pushing for electrically heated houses.

I think we use heating oil in this house.

I actually have no idea where the boiler is. I think it was up in the loft.

Damn, it's so quiet now.

So full of people just a couple days ago.

I'm getting vibes,

like 2013-14 vibes.

I can just like trick my mind into thinking we're back there. My dad's at work, mum's at Leeds Castle, sister's at uni.

That's really weird.

And I'm making 50 pence an hour selling knife sharpeners, online surveys.

Pushkin's outside running about.

Okay, think positively.

What are we gonna do?

Hmm.

I'm not depressed, it's just I don't know what to do about my life.

In my house in Devon.

Well, the stream works in the whole house.

It's just when I use the laptop setup,

it doesn't work because it loses line of sight with the laptop.

Yeah, get

a job in Devon.

I don't even like being in Devon much.

Well, I have 2 dreams, but they don't go together. My first dream is I don't want to get a job, and then my second dream is

I want to have a house with a girlfriend.

And like I said, even if she was okay with me streaming,

it wouldn't make enough money because I only make enough money if I stream every day, all day long. If I only streamed 5 days a week, half the time, it wouldn't make enough money.

It wouldn't even make £1,000.

And I wouldn't want to stream all day every day.

No, if I stayed here, wouldn't have to get a job. I just do beer delivery and stream one night casually.

And then they're saying Eddie was saying that they're going to start removing partners. I mean, why are they going to keep me? I get 50 viewers, my content's shit. If they're going to look for people to remove I'd be the first to go. I bring nothing to the platform.

Obviously they're going to get rid of people like me straight away, and then I'm fucked. I do a YouTube stream, I make like $15.

So I don't see this Kick streaming thing to be a long-term thing.

So I'm gonna have to get a job or live at my mum's place making like $800 a month.

So how much my YouTube made?

242.

Oh, what do we do?

Dave Gibson said I should, um, get HGV license. That cost thousands of pounds to get.

Imagine me driving an HGV.

I'd probably crash it and then lose thousands of pounds of product. Probably tens of thousands that those HGVs carry.

Do you think you get fired if you crash the truck?

I mean, you probably go to jail if it was your fault for like dangerous driving. I remember I was in Thailand, my mom told me someone— the truck hit the bridge or something in Harare.

And overturned it.

I might go to jail if that was his fault.

They'd probably do an investigation, everything.

Get a job at Leeds Castle.

Oh, the irony, because there's this guy who works at Leeds Castle that I used to go to school with, and so he knows my mum,

and I used to be all cocky about my YouTube channel.

Now I'm thinking his job doesn't look so bad.

What's new? Hmm, existential crisis. Not exactly new though.

Normal Uber.

Yeah, sit outside Heathrow Airport. That would not be good in an electric car. I'll be like that guy who drove me home when I came back from Japan last year.

Imagine, like, you got to say, oh, I need to charge. It's going to take an extra 30 minutes to get you to your home.

I don't even know how you do that. You got to get some kind of taxi license, don't you?

You got to pay for some taxi license and pass some check thing.

Okay, anyway, so what are my short-term plans? Let me think.

Hmm.

My ultimate goal is I want $10,000 in stocks and become a famous stock trader.

That's like my dream. My dream is to be like, yeah, I got $10K in stocks. Actually, I want $100K

so it's like properly proper investor. I mean, no one's really going to think much, she's got a couple thousand in stocks.

I want to be big-time investor. Mm-hmm.

My day trade's not doing well. I'm down £23 on my longs and I'm down £300 on my shorts.

Not looking good.

Down on everything.

My Bitmine is down £11 now. It was up £40 yesterday.

Stupid traveling trader. So his fault.

Dun dun dun dun,

dun dun dun dun dun dun.

Halogen ovens, rubbish.

Air fryers destroyed halogen ovens. I don't think anyone buys those anymore. Heating up your food with a light bulb.

Oh, that was true.

I need to pee.

Have you ever just had one cup of coffee in the morning and you end up peeing like 4 times and you think, where's all this liquid coming from?

It comes out clear as well.

Can't all be just one cup of coffee.

Where is it coming from then? The water I drank last night, surely I peed that out in the morning.

Magpie's got something in his mouth. It looked like a plum.

No bee livery.

Do you like my iPhone?

I've got 20 days to return it. I don't want to return it.

Bismillah.

Tuesday, Tuesday, it's the last day for the payout.

How much do you think I can make today?

So far I've made 258. I reckon I make 310 for the Thursday payout. So shit, now I'm making like 300 a week.

And get 300 next— I mean, this Thursday.

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.

No, that counts because I'm on the IRL setup.

Could go in the garden.

Oh, I didn't change the stream title.

There, how's that?

Big news, guys, and massive day.

I actually kind of like the eSIM. It's really easy. I got the Revolut eSIM and then you just add data when you run out. The only thing is you don't have a phone number with it, which is kind of strange. You'll transfer your phone number from a physical SIM. Okay, but then how do I transfer it back

to the physical SIM?

If I transfer my number to this, to eSIM on iPhone,

then I'm basically stuck with the iPhone, aren't I?

It has a really nice spine on it.

Oh God, oh God, that's—

oh God, Pushkin's been sick. Oh God, that's disgusting.

No wonder there's flies everywhere. Oh God. Leave it for my mum to clean up.

The smell.

You buy him food and then he just pukes it up.

Oh God, stupid cat.

Ah, okay, how do I pick it up?

Ah,

I need a scooper.

This is a fake drawer. I thought it was a drawer.

Uh,

why do cats do that? If you're not hungry, then don't eat the food.

Disgusting. Maybe I just chuck it outside.

Ah,

oh,

hmm, it's dusty.

Done. Oh, why do cats just randomly puke?

It's a little bit cold.

Holy shit, it's nice.

Ah, it's like having a park next to your house.

Oh God, I want to go back to Devon.

So nice.

Oh God, look at the sky.

Beautiful. That stupid rabbits keep digging holes.

Got mushrooms growing everywhere.

I remember when I was a kid, me and my cousin used to do this thing where we'd try and kick the ball over the house from the other side,

or we'd try and throw a tennis ball over the house. I don't know why that was so funny. At the time, like, wow, we can throw things over the house.

I actually kicked the ball and it hit the window a few times, just bounced off. My dad was not happy.

It's hard work. The cousin, he had a kid recently, but he's not married, which is interesting.

I haven't seen him since— hmm.

I think 2013 when I went to my other cousin's marriage. I haven't seen him since then. I don't think I saw him at the hospital when my dad was sick. I saw his dad.

I don't think he came to the funeral. I don't remember.

I kind of want to dig a hole.

Something very satisfying about digging a hole, the way it gets deeper and deeper.

I don't like how sweaty you get because it makes my glasses slip. I had to get rubber bands to, um, special bands that fit onto your glasses, keep them on your head.

Don't know really what I'm gonna do.

Wow, that hurt. Oh, my toe. Oh.

I mean, my dream was to become a YouTuber,

but I'm bored of that now.

Now I don't know what I want to do.

I just want to do nothing, really. I just want to relax, enjoy the garden, have a pot noodle.

Maybe if I was less stressed, I might do some video games, get a big TV.

Go driving.

Oh, skills!

Holy shit, how many was that?

It's weird, randomly I just get really skilled, like 1 out of every 10 attempts I do it really well.

14

kicks. Wow.

But it really gets exhausting.

Where's Pushkin? Making money is good and everything.

But I feel like you need to make money to achieve a goal aside from just paying bills.

Like, if I had 20K, I could do this kind of thing.

Like, the end goal can't just be get a job and just wage slave.

People's end goal is to build up their pension pot and then retire.

I mean, my goal is to build an investment portfolio.

Like, I'm not trying to get gains so I can take it out and spend it.

Like, that would be my pension, my stocks. I want to invest with an idea of not selling. For 30 years,

but I end up needing the money and having to sell.

That's what happened by moving to Devon. I had £12K in my stocks before moving to Devon.

I need to stop

needing to use the money.

Oh,

nearly.

Hello, hello.

When? No, Tuesday. Got Jolt openings.

Jolt job openings, high impact. News, 3 PM, so 30 minutes after market open.

Oh.

I should have bought Stellantis stocks and then they basically pay my car for me.

Stellantis is such a cool name.

It's like some kind of ancient forgotten city.

Oh dear, Stellantis not doing very well. -36%. Peugeot going bankrupt.

Car companies don't seem to do very well with stocks. I remember buying Ford at $7 and selling it for like $14 back in 2020, and now it's down to $12. 5 years, it's just gone down.

No,

I don't want to get a gaming PC because people don't even watch me game. I did Rainbow Six last night, dropped down to 32 viewers.

Not worth it.

Better off just getting a console.

I was actually going to do gaming streams.

Let's get a capture card for the Switch,

play, um,

Problem is it doesn't have new games on it. It only has old games that are ported over.

You want to cover the latest games, then you need to do PC gaming.

Silent Hill, we had over 50 viewers.

Maybe.

I don't know why. Maybe people just don't like Rainbow Six.

I think maybe a story game would be better than just random deathmatches because that's kind of boring, because then at least you're watching the story

with me.

How would I survive with Kick and YouTube dying? Dunno, gotta get a job. I don't know why so many people horn around that corner.

It's not really necessary. I guess they're making themselves aware to other drivers. It's a bit of a blind corner.

Just drive around it really slowly.

I remember one time someone— a bunch of teenagers probably— crashed their car into the bottom of the garden. My dad went out to help them, they attacked him, and then he blinded them with his

ultra-bright torch.

There was a turned-over car in the garden for ages and police put tape around it. They just ditched the car. Probably drunk driving.

Might have been stolen.

Gotta be livery.

£12, uh,

Sittingbourne, 3 Crofters apple cider,

just £12.

Settingbourne's not very nice. The girl I dated in 2022, she lived in

Settingbourne. She looked like J.K. Rowling but young.

I remember I told her I was a stock trader.

Yeah, well, I am a stock trader, just not profitable.

I'm also a professional footballer because I get paid to kick my football.

See those skills?

That's why I get paid the big bucks.

Oh, tired now. Ah.

It's kind of weird knowing my uncle's not next door anymore.

He's been there the whole time since we moved in. When we moved in here, he moved in next door as well and started building his house.

Me and my sister used to go over there to play on the construction site. I can't believe he let us do that. I used to climb up the ladder and I used to climb up on the scaffolding.

Toffee used to come over as well.

He had like scaffolding going around the upper floor, planks of wood. We'd climb up there and play on his under-construction house like it was a playground.

There always used to be concrete foundations there because my granddad put them there planning to build a second house, I guess,

but they were like ancient castle ruin foundations, all ugly. Me and my sister used to balance on it like a maze walking around on the foundation.

Damn, it's really hot now.

Damn, someone took the bee livery. Someone wants that toy.

That's like 2 hours of streaming for me now.

It's weird thinking last year they had the wedding here. All those people.

Yeah, and even if I had tens of thousands of pounds more, what would I do with it?

Blow it on something like a Tesla,

or I'd have to keep reinvesting it.

You barely even notice it.

Oh look, that was my granddad's roller. I can't believe you still have it. I don't know what he did with this.

Rolled rubble, I guess, to make it flat.

Yeah, that thing, you just push it and it would flatten stuff, but I don't know what you want to flatten.

There's no weeds in the garden apart from stinging nettles. Are these tomatoes? I remember I helped my mum plant something here last year.

She kept getting mad at me because I didn't help gardening. Oh look, she got aloe vera!

It's massive. Oh, there's 2.

Damn, they've got weird flowers. Look at these, like, are these bananas? What the fuck is that?

What are these? They look like little peppers or something. I didn't know bananas grow out aloe vera.

Oh look, there's a weed. Is it a spiky one?

Ow.

I can't put it

there.

Oh,

got a headache.

Wow, 600 viewers! Garden streams are fire!

Welcome back to my garden. I remember people kept going on about the garden vlogs.

Garden vlog, yay!

Wow, wow.

Garden vlog.

Getting a bit hungry. Finally, we can do cooking with the Daniel.

Oh, getting cold now.

Oh, my foot.

Why is the Wi-Fi dropping?

Come back, son.

Stupid clouds.

I'm cold. Back inside.

Oh, oh, nice. Hungry.

Hmm,

where's the

bacon?

Bacon! Dry cured back bacon.

Nice.

Gigi Beauty.

Uh, where's the frying pan?

The annoying thing about being in someone else's house is you don't know where everything is.

Oh God, where the fuck is the frying pan?

Maybe I'll put it in the

air fryer.

I don't know where the halogen oven is. I might have chucked it out.

It's probably in a box somewhere.

But Dave Gibson got us this Xbox toaster.

Put your toast in it and it prints an Xbox logo onto the bread. Should I try it?

Today we're making Xbox gamer bacon

Sandwich bagel.

No, where does it— oh, you'll put it this way to get the imprint. What? Oh, it's not on.

What is

it? Pork? Oh.

I plugged in the rice cooker, not the toaster.

I plugged in the rice cooker there.

Uh, bacon smells like soap.

Where's my mud daddy?

Whoa,

where's the Xbox? I don't see

it.

Oh look, my Damascus Japanese steel Forged blade cost me £60. This— I like my cleaver more.

Oh, fuck.

Ah, you bastard.

I hate toasters. This.

And where's the X? Oh, there it is. Look, Xbox.

Mr. Meow Meow.

Oh, there it is.

Mr. Meow Meow.

What? Why are you hissing at me? What the fuck? Did you hear that? He just hissed at me.

Excuse me,

did you hiss at me?

What? You little bitch.

Why is he hissing?

Whoa, calm down.

He said me.

Cats can be such little bitches sometimes.

Why is it so oily?

Pissed about what?

Xbox gamer bacon shower

with fly. Got away.

Might sing the song. It's getting kind of hot now.

Ah, I haven't been able to sit on the sofa in 2 weeks.

Finally reclaim my place.

Gonna drop crumbs everywhere.

My mom got this clock.

Looks pretty crazy.

It's like Resident Evil clock.

I've got to find the missing gear to start the clock and it opens the door.

Oh.

Says Edward Guinness married his third cousin. I'm kind of interested in Guinness now after watching that Netflix series.

Arthur Guinness, 1759. Damn.

Founded Guinness Brewery at St. James's Gate in Dublin, signing a 9,000-year lease at £45 per year.

They still only pay £45 a year.

9,000 years? What?

When would it be 9,000 years?

In the year 11,000. That's ridiculous. Imagine the year 11,000.

You'll expire in the year 10,759.

£45 a year.

Says technically, yeah, they still pay £45 a year annual rent.

I don't like Guinness, it's too bitter.

Who runs Guinness now?

Owned and operated by Diageo PLC, multinational beverage company. Ugh, everything's owned by some multinational company nowadays. Boring.

1997, Guinness merged with Grand Metropolitan to form Diageo. Since then, no member of the Guinness family held executive role.

Their direct control over the brand has ended. It's kind of sad.

Who are the Guinness family now?

How rich are they? Do you think by this point all the new generations of Guinness family have Blown all the money.

Edward Guinness, 4th Earl of Iveagh,

1969. Jack Guinness, model, writer, LGBTQIA advocate. Founder of the Queer Bible.

Princess Antonia, president of the Guinness Partnership.

Family's net worth estimated at £1.15 billion. They own Elvedon Estate in Suffolk, produces 10% of the UK's onions. They hold 4,000 acres in Vancouver.

One of the wealthiest dynasties in the UK.

Elverton Estate.

Damn, it's a big house.

How many viewers I got?

Wow, famous.

His will triggered a bitter feud among his 4 children: Arthur, Edward, Anne, and Benjamin. I'm watching the Netflix series. Edward's the genius with the ambition. Arthur's gay, but he's got to keep it a secret. Because he could get in trouble for being gay. Anne is a woman, and then Benjamin is like an alcoholic loser.

It's pretty good. I like it.

You said the sofa wasn't big enough for everyone. Yeah, because my mum said that. And then the baby would be there, and then my sister and David would be in the corner, and then I'd sit over there. I'd be sitting over there like a loner

unless I made it fast and said, oh, everyone, can you squeeze over?

But I'm not going to come over and like make everyone move so I can squeeze in. I don't want to be that close to

them. Well, bring the chair over and sit over there in the doorway. Weird.

Well, yeah, it was hard to talk when everyone's got their back to me. But it's kind of symbolic of my whole life, isn't it? Doctor, turn your back on me.

Stop calling my house ugly. As if your house is any better.

It's got character.

Why are there random splodges of white paint on the wall?

What happened here?

The repainting effort didn't go very well, did it?

Well, it's an old house, isn't it?

Built in 1950-something.

75 years old now.

Oh look, it's my dad's car,

the Lotus Esprit.

Bree. Kind of a weird looking car.

It's got very pointy bonnet.

I have those pop-out headlights as well.

I

brought my cup from Devon.

What's

my

view?

Account at.

Damn, it's still at 600. I'm running out of jasmine too.

Oh.

I just think my true value as an entertainer has been realized finally.

Guess I'm not doing beer delivery. It's the end.

I better get that gaming PC then,

since I'm so famous now.

Yep, still at home.

I didn't go back because I missed Pushkin,

but he hissed at me this morning, or earlier at lunchtime.

So maybe I will go back, actually.

Not standing for this disrespect.

Driving all the way back to Devon, such a pain. Um, as soon as you leave the London— what's it called, the motorway that goes around London? M26 or something. As soon as you get off that, it's great. I hate that, the corner around Heathrow, M25, M26. Always gets jammed.

I mean, not jam, but they slow the traffic down. Variable speed limits. You're going along at like 70 and then it goes, oh, slow down to 50.

I've been doing so much motorway driving recently.

I saw this one car in front of me. We were in the left lane, and then the slip road was coming, and then the car coming off the slip road just went whoosh, almost right into him. And he swerved, he went like that,

like they were nearly about to hit each other.

That's why you get out of the left lane if you don't want to slow down, to let people on the slip roads get on.

That's why I don't like driving in eco mode on the motorway, because I need the acceleration. Sometimes you really just, just need to pull away, speed up.

Eco mode, you can't accelerate hard enough.

I need my 436 British horsepowers.

Damn, I've had 600 viewers nearly the whole stream.

Wasn't me, I didn't do nothing.

I'm being

Targeted. 8 seconds to 60 is quite slow for an EV.

Well, it is a very low range, low price range EV, isn't it?

But it's faster than most petrol cars. Like, there's 15-20K Honda Civics that don't do 0 to 60 that quickly.

Now, 0 to 60 in 3 seconds Tesla looks crazy.

Well, I never really have to do 0 to 60 anyway, because if I'm pumping it up to 60, I'm already doing 30 or 40 anyway.

But 0 to 30, it's like almost instant.

And when do you ever have to do 0 to 60?

Because when are you ever completely still on a motorway or single carriageway? Unless you've pulled over to the side, I guess.

October tomorrow, isn't it?

God, my stomach's so noisy.

Damn, iPhone 12 feels so slow now.

Yeah, probably go back at some point.

It feels slow.

If I get removed from KCIP, I will— hmm. I might start looking at jobs.

I don't know what else I can do, really.

I could try, try streaming every day on YouTube.

But it won't make much.

My stream on YouTube made $15

and I had 100 viewers.

On YouTube, I feel like the viewership number doesn't matter. Depends. What matters is if someone donates or not. If no one donates, it doesn't even matter if I get 100 viewers. I'm gonna make $15.

I only get about 2,000 views now. In total for the whole stream means there's only a pool of about 2,000 people. 2,000 to 3,000 people is my maximum viewership.

There's no one else willing to watch my stuff anymore.

They're all gone.

I used to get 30, 40K for a live stream,

and then even in Rotterdam, I used to get like 20K views when I finished the stream.

And then there's way fewer people

Lost most of my donators.

Got Dirt McGirt gave me a donut last time.

I don't know, what can you do?

And people think simply going back to Japan would make the views go up, but it won't really because you still need that magic ingredient. Which is a crazy relationship to make drama about. Without that, you might as well just stay here.

I don't really want to do that content anymore.

No.

I guess I should exercise before I forget.

I really can't be bothered anymore.

Oh,

I've got no energy. What the fuck?

Oh, oh Jesus.

I feel like I have less energy since I came home,

like I became lazy.

Oh God. Oh Jesus.

Oh,

come

on, market, do something boring.

Copilot, how do I simplify my research?

So could you maybe read into that as being slightly— emphasis on the word slightly— more bearish than bullish? Maybe, maybe it's slightly more bearish than bullish overnight, but it's not really like, oh my God, the market's crashing, we made a new low through the overnight session and we're expanding range, and oh my goodness, pyjama traders are absolutely

slamming the market. It's just not the case. It's not the case at all. We're opening in range, in value. Overnight range is still somewhat contained. Yeah, there might be a small bearish range here. We'll put a little down arrow like that, but nothing that we're gonna sort of, you know, jump to conclusions from. Let's move along to

question number 3, the final and most important question to ask and answer on any given morning: where is the overnight inventory? What is the overnight inventory. How is overnight inventory— as we know, that can be spelled with a C in market terms only. How much time was spent above? How much time was spent below? I think this

is a very clear breakpoint, right? Virtually 90%, 99, 95% of the overnight inventory is net short, right? FC joining as a portfolio, obviously not your first time. You've got that golden briefcase. Welcome back to the club. Appreciate you being a part of it. We've got, uh, I'm gonna go out on a limb and— oh hey, Dimash, just

spell the abacus gates. All right, there's, there's some abacus shake to reset. I don't think we need it this morning, uh, because we're like 95%. 95%. Let's just do this real quick. 95%. And we're gonna say NS, net short. All right, 95% net short. So what does it mean? It just means that all this action is happening

underneath the settlement, and therefore if there is going to be inventory correction, it might be in the upward direction. Let's just think about that for a second. What would that imply? You're actually just moving deeper into the previous day's value area, which is question number 1.5 anyway. So we come back to full circle. Why is screen black?

It's not. What do you mean? 10 o'clock data here is something to be mindful of. So we'll take good setups when they present themselves, but is it really worth maybe forcing, forcing trades as the market's in a balanced state? Probably not, right? Probably not worth forcing anything if we're inside of that value area range over 6,700, just

chopping around. So we can get into the pathing here. We'll absolutely get into the pathing. You guys know what time it is. I'm going to do my usual 830-ish sit, and then we'll jump into the pathing.

Let's throw the lid on this now too as well. The pathing. The pathing assumes just drawing arrows going up or down. Now let's get into it, right? So we're going to be patient, but we can come up with some pathing ideas. She says it could go up, or it could go down and then go up, or it

could go up and then go down. Yeah, it could do anything. When it's euros, it reminds me of my time in Barcelona. And literally €1.75 gets you a nice coffee. Here in the States, it's like, yeah, that'll be $5.75 for a large hot coffee. Nothing special. No latte, no espresso shot in there, nothing. Crazy. $5.75. Imagine paying

for coffee when you live at home. World are we living in where some— you know, we used to joke around in college and call it dirt water. What world are we living in where some dirt water is $6 in a cup? Then why don't you just make your own? Yeah, well, I'm, I'm with you. I'm with you,

Bill. When we fire up the— I'm the pour-over guy at home, so when we fire up the pour-over— $6 for a cup of coffee? You buy a whole bag of coffee for $6 and then make 200 cups.

Anyways, let's clear this up. Let's go ahead and jump into our passing ideas. Never want to buy a coffee outside or a drink. Price of coffee in America, such a rip-off. They use that for us over here.

So let's clear this up. It's like you go to a restaurant, get a glass of beer. £5 or £6 maybe. You could buy a whole box of beer for that.

Bring your own beer to the restaurant and pour it out into a glass.

I don't know what the fuck this guy's talking about. The high range scanner, the overnight inventory, the volume imbalance. What the hell are you saying?

It is going berserk. What's the headline on CoreWeave? Look at this thing go. All right, well, it was going to be a possible bearish 3-bar play. Play to the downside today, that ship has sailed given this massive break back to the upside over $127. Uh, what is the headline though? What is the headline here on CoreWeave? CoreWeave

inks a $14 billion Meta deal in the latest sign of AI demand. There you have it. CoreWeave to supply Meta with $14.2 billion of compute. That's the headline. Big old deal for CoreWeave.

This is some other guy called Trade Brigade.

He's kind of annoying. He talks a lot but doesn't say anything.

Blah blah blah kind of guy.

He just talks a lot but doesn't say anything. Big, big deal. Got to make sure we're staying above that level for the most ideal continuation of the trend. Right. It just says if it stays above this level, then I can see longs. But if it breaks below the level, then we can see shorts. I would just say,

if anything, if you really just want to try to get longs here on something that looks like this, just draw these little lines, some kind of pathing idea that looks like this. Just understand that you're trading into the value area from yesterday. So I wouldn't call you crazy. I would just say you need to manage the expectation

that that's going to be a, quote, easier trade to pull off. Manage expectations. The better trades, in my view, would be some kind of like really strong opening drive that gets here, right? And then this is what I want to look for in the upward direction to target the all-time high. All-time high target is up next. Right,

so let's just label this up at— yeah, if they're so good at trading, why don't they just trade? That's £67.56. Oh look, delivery! I want to go with the cyan pen, don't we? Keep accounting happy here.

£67.56, right up in there into the corner. Not bad. £18, 6 eggs. Uh, this level up here, we actually don't need these single Heinz. Soup, bachelor's cup of soup, croutons, Corona Extra. I'll change that to gray afterwards, but this is no longer single prints because I can't be bothered. From yesterday's session, so let's go ahead and say

that that's 6731. 731,

uh, this level in here, value area high, where I would prefer to see the consolidation above for this bull flag to break out. That is going to be at 6721, about 10 points below.

All right, uh, what else can we say in here? If you're really going to start breaking down, I don't love the premise of being— it's the same house I went to last time. What did he get, like a load of beer and chicken?

Right, we remember seeing— this is the same place I went to last time. The order flow, like if you're reading the tape on— I believe it was Thursday of last week. Thursday. I mean, since I'm familiar with that. 18 pounds. So there's a pretty big buyer there. Uh, or was it Wednesday? Now I'm getting all my days

messed up. Um, regardless, 66.86. I I don't want to be short into that level. I would rather look for this reversal back here. Then, uh, 6 eggs, minestrone soup. Sellers stepping up on the retest there, that's what triggers, okay, now we have the trend reversal. Okay, so if you're looking for the short, it's really got to be

that secondary head and shoulders there. Let me see if I can draw this a little bit cleaner with respect to that risk reward. 18 bottles of Corona. This, right? That is where the short really starts to step up.

Okay, this configures an hourly lower high. Should I? Hmm, £18. Then you're probably— if it gets boosted, I might take it. But you're much more compelled on the short side through. Otherwise, let someone else take it. If it pings again, I'll probably take it. Now of course, let's not forget base case in an uptrend is £18. This

is going to offer a higher low on the 1-hour. Let's just say 1-hour higher low, and we can even come in here with our green crayon. We'll get all the colors in here in just a second, don't you worry. If this is going to go through, then ideally, right, buyers just set a higher low over 6700,

and then what? Rotate back up to the value area high. So I know that that Kind of gets a little sloppy with our. Let's see if I could do this. How do I want to do this? I'm gonna look for the cleanest path forward from this dot. Put a white circle around that. Say if we go through

higher low above same target, that looks like that. Not bad. Driving to tent is a bit annoying. See the same risk reward box exists on that trade. The road's really bad and bumpy. So that's going to be at sixty. 700. All right, and we'll come in here with cyan crayon levels, finish it off, finish the masterpiece. We'll

give you all the numbers that we care about. This again is 6,700 black. This down here is 6,686. Might take it. 6,673.

Those are the numbers. That's it for today's session. Look at this little pop in the ES to the upside right now. Little pop. Do you think if the person's disabled and doesn't ask for help, should I offer help? But what if they feel patronized? Because he had crutches and I offered him help and he was like, nothing.

These guys, beautiful. But maybe

I'm like demeaning his manliness. You're darn right, you're darn right I'm a Picasso. It was last time I delivered to Tenterden, I asked him if he needed help.

It's the same guy, this one, so maybe I don't offer him help because he didn't want it last time. But it's a box of beer. How is he going to carry that?

Might be annoying if I ask him again.

Dentures, as they're called. Anyone who's an actual architect knows they are actually called dentures. Right. Drop a couple of those in there, and we're looking pretty good. So why do they always want alcohol on this morning session? Because again, surely. Why not just order it off Tesco? Of the previous days, the 70th percentile of where the volume

transacted. So just understand, right, you're getting active in the spot where the market's been most efficient. So you want to take advantage of, as it seems, the broken slot machine, not the super highly efficient slot machine. If you're— if you're— come on, boost it before someone else takes it, right? Maybe 7 out of 10 10 times it's

taking your money. So I don't want to play that game. I want to play the game where it's inverted, right? Where 70% of the time I'm taking the slot machine's money and 30% of the time it's like, oh, I'm finally working, right? So these are the ideas, these are the levels. Boosted £20. General sentiments for today's session.

Let's let this simmer for just a brief moment and then we'll jump into the Spider's Cash.

I took it. Dentil? Is it? Am I saying dental denture dentil? Is that it? Twenty pounds. Okay, get ready.

Make that money. Where's my deodorant?

Okay,

one minute.

We're gonna deliver some eggs and beer.

I need my wallet,

I need my iPhone,

I need a toilet.

I need my battery bank.

Whoa, push again. Nearly steps on you. Going to sleep, are you?

I'm gonna take my charger out. At least the weather's nice.

Okay,

it's got

Okay.

Ah, fucking hell.

Oh.

I can't see, it's too sunny.

Love you, baby. How much you love me more than hate me all the time. And you're so fine, so strong. You got it, just go now. I'm not going anywhere with you.

Let's see you never ever see trouble now. Let's face it, I told you, you want to see the look of you.

Doesn't taste the same. They do something with it, don't they?

Yeah, okay, it's all right.

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Oh,

he wanted 18 bottles of Corona, but they only sell them in 12 bottles and 4 bottles. And then 600 milliliters. So I've got a 12 bottle plus a 4 bottle plus 1 bottle of 600 milliliters. That should be about 18.

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Job done!

Woo! Oh, 20 pounds.

Oh, made £20.

Check stock market.

Oh, Bitmain's tanking.

Oh, the market's tanking.

S-N-O-W, snow. Thing off 8:21:22.

Go home.

Turn right onto Nathan Road, then bear right onto High Street. The fuck?

How do I make that stop?

Turn left onto Sparkshire Avenue, then take the first left onto Sparkus Wood Close.

Proceed to the route. Shut up! Turn left onto Holden Lane. Fucking fuck. In 3 quarters of a mile, turn right onto Mounts Lane.

Turn right onto Mounts Lane.

In 3/4, proceed to the route.

Mute Google Maps.

I don't know if that works.

Play next song.

Uh, stupid

train.

Oh, look at the train! Thomas the Tank Engine, he's shoveling the coal.

Look, the steam engine.

What a beast! Look at that thing!

Wow.

One again.

Play next song.

Play next song.

Woo-hoo!

Play next song.

Play next song, you

fucking shit.

Fucking Apple Music. Play Apple Music.

Oh my God. Fucking idiot.

Play Apple Music.

Okay, there's a station just for you. Where

is it?

Oh, what the fuck is that? Is that a horse and a wagon?

What the fuck is that?

It's a man. With a wagon and a horse.

Kidding me, he's got a little wagon with a horse.

Insane, look at it go.

That's so weird.

It's doing 22 miles per hour.

Oh, not again. Fucking play next song.

Hey, what's happening?

day, but still I wait to see you again.

Trying to get ahead with the trees. Now we've come to the corner of the town, waving a flag left and right.

I'll stay strong. I won't give up the fight to win. We're so much stronger than before. We'll take everything.

Play

next song.

Should I take one more step? Should I wait and regret all behind and still have a life? Should I leave all the edge breathing in on my breath? Take a dive, dive into the light because I believe in something more. No, there is no

Play next song.

We used to think that I would always learn. I said some things that I should never say. Yeah, I broke your heart like someone needs a warning. Now you will love me for a second time. I don't know why. I don't know why.

I'll be fine when I run away.

'Cause even if I— 'cause I wanna stay, save your tears for another. I'll be all right when I'm much away. You deserve someone better.

They came for him, wanting to snout. They stayed here for fun. It's the greatest thing around the reef. Get this to hide the fun.

I don't

know why my mum keeps parking over there. Why don't you just park over there?

I don't know what happened to my music. Really annoying when the music has problems when you're driving because you can't really sort it out whilst you're driving.

It's hard to find a place to pull over.

Oh,

I used about 20% of my battery doing that.

It's caught a bit tight to the house.

How many viewers I got?

Is Pushkin in my room? Oh, why are you not in my room anymore, Pushy?

Usually it's in my room.

3:30. Didn't I leave

at 2?

Took me over an hour to make £20.

Well, money's money.

Hey, where's my mouse?

Pushkin knocked my mouse on the floor. And he put hair all over my desk.

Idiot. I don't know why he likes sitting on my laptop recently.

All right, yeah, that was a pretty

I'm down £23 on Bitmine.

Oh, market's tanking.

I think because my free trial of Apple Music expired, they keep trying to take money, but I don't have any in my revenue, so I don't know what they've done to my playlist.

I've removed that umbrella song hundreds of times. I hate that song now.

Remove. Over the hills, over the way.

I guess I gotta pay stupid Apple Music.

Uh, weird spider, like a jumping spider.

£11 a month for Apple Music.

Well, you can't drive without music, so it's kind of a necessity, and the radio sucks.

I need my music.

Where's my money?

My pay is £19.12.

Oh, grid served, £19. Expenses,

£19 grid of— it's a drive to Cotswolds. And then £11 Apple Music.

I spent £2,260, and then I made £19 today from delivering.

110. I made 2,458 this month.

I don't know why I can't connect my phone to the car Bluetooth, but the iPhone 12 mini does connect. Weird.

Oh, did you see the steam train? They closed the road for the steam train to pass, and then they closed it again because I guess we looped around it. We went choo choo.

There's a steam train. Used as an engine 2 generations behind my car. The steam engine, then the combustion engine, and now we got the electric engine.

Damn, that chat's so dead. I bet we only got like 40 viewers.

The dead soul chat.

How was the stream connection?

I think it was on the whole time.

Seems pretty good.

Good in Tesco as well.

Streaming straight to Kick, it's actually pretty good.

It was so epic with metal.

This is— expect to warp into hyperspace and then come out and there's like a massive battle going on. Star Destroyers, X-wings.

And then wings come out my car and I start doing barrel rolls, shooting out green lasers, everything.

That's in my mind when I'm driving.

I want to add that to my playlist.

Is it Beneath My Skin?

It's just good skin.

Oh.

It'd be nice if they just had a button on the steering wheel that plays the next song.

Yeah,

times like that I'm really glad I got the iPhone 12— I mean iPhone Air— because the iPhone 12, it kept overheating and then going really slow,

and it was really annoying when I was trying to do the delivery stuff.

So I guess I gotta keep the phone.

S10+ gets really slow as well. Business expense.

I made £20.

Delivered some beerus and eggs

to the handicapped man.

Oh shit, I didn't upload the receipt.

I don't

know why it always says please upload the receipt when I did upload it. I will upload it again.

I'm at £1.20 on my trade.

Come on, market, rip it!

Back to 85. Oh, I mean, 85 is pretty good, right?

I thought the real number was going to be like 40.

Not famous anymore.

Yeah, like, um,

I like root beer more. Root beer is pretty good.

Why do you think?

What time is it? 4 o'clock. Big hungry.

Mamma mia!

Voilà.

Oh, bit— mine's tanking.

Down 30 pounds.

Yeah.

Pershka.

Okay,

if the chat's dead, it's because you guys aren't telling me where you're tuning in from tonight. Your fault.

So where are you tuning in from tonight, Ross?

Really?

Schatz da.

I respect everyone equally.

Shop's done busy.

Stop nagging at me.

I gotta book another hotel. Fucking hell.

Pushingkin is hiding outside my room. Ah, look at him.

What, my room not good enough for you anymore?

Where am I?

I wonder if he gets hot with all that fur.

Oh,

he's smiling.

Ah, Devon

House is gone.

It's over.

Financials, um, not doing great. I'm only making about £5 an hour on Kick now.

And my Bitcoin Bitmain stock's not doing very well. YouTube's dead,

and I've got to book another hotel.

I've got plans in Bristol.

Bavaria.

Stuck on my tooth.

I got it out, don't worry.

No, I didn't see the Labour conference. Are they shaking in their boots about Nigel Farage?

Ah, broke my vape.

You know what I like about the Japanese?

They know how to, um, have a good break from work.

What I mean is

When they take a break from work and book a hotel, they know how to relax. Like, they wear the kimono and then they go to the onsen and then they tie their hair up

and then they eat the fish thing in the room.

I don't know if I explained that very well.

Like, they know how to relax to the max,

and then they make a big fuss of it.

We need more onsens in the UK.

That's what I learned when I went to the ryokan.

They sit in the bath and they have a drink of beer or sake,

and then they have the geisha woman come to the room.

Lay out your meal. You get treated like a king for a day.

I'm not staring at graphs, I'm hard at work.

This is how I make my money.

Interesting. Very interesting.

Stream not up to your liking?

You have issues with my content.

I'm busy booking my Bristol trip.

Actually very busy.

I don't know much about this digital ID thing.

How's it going to affect me in a bad way?

What do you do is just make an account and then put your name, and then what do they do with it?

As if we don't already have digital accounts with our names on it.

Well, if Nigel Farage just says we're gonna scrap that idea, then everyone's gonna vote for him.

Was he against or for it? I think my sister was saying he was against it. Everyone's gonna vote for him then. Labour's are finished.

I might vote for him too.

I'm pretty sure Nigel wouldn't deport my mum. My mum met him.

She said he was very nice.

I can't believe Dave Gibson got a photo of him and Nigel framed and he put it in his house. Best mates.

Nice, I got paid.

£45. Free livery

for today's little drive.

I should be buying the shopping with my revenue, but I keep forgetting. Because then I get Rev points and I could use that to get free data for my eSIM.

Or maybe I should use my Tesco Clubcard as well, but then it will make the whole shop cheaper, which means they'll pay me less because it means I spent less. So I don't know if it's worth it.

Oh, don't be silly. You don't make more money from bots.

They don't count as real viewers.

The thing is, if I use my Clubcard, it's going to make the things cheaper, and then They'll pay me less, won't they? Well, they won't pay me less, they'll reimburse me less, so I guess it doesn't matter.

And I'll get the COD points, won't I?

Ah, fuck's sake. I should have used my Revolut to pay for it

and get Rev points. It's just I get nervous. Whilst going to the Tesco because I get nervous they're going to cancel.

After I've bought the stuff and given it to them, I feel a lot relieved.

It says if you spend £10, you get 2 points per £10.

And to get data,

it is, um,

I

think it's

1 gigabyte is £3. 445 points plus 90 pence. That means £2 of it is 445 points.

So £3 would be,

be about 700 points.

445 is £2, divided by 2, times by 3, 667 points for 1 gigabyte of data. And you get 2 points per £10 spent.

£10 spent. So if I spent £45, I'd get—

my brain's hurting. Spend— wait, what?

Let me ask AI. I'm too stupid.

Welcome back.

If it costs 660 Rev points to get 1 gigabyte of data that costs £3, and I get 2 Rev points for every £10 I spend at Tesco, how much money do I have to spend at Tesco to get the 660 Rev points?

All right, let's break it down. So you're getting 2 RevPoints for every £10 spent at Tesco. That means for every pound you're effectively earning 0.2 RevCoins. Now you need 660 RevPoints total. We'll divide that by the points per pound to figure out how many pounds you need to spend. So 660 divided by 0.2 is £3,300. That's the

total amount you'd need to spend at Tesco to rack up those 660 RevPoints. Are you joking? I gotta spend £3,000 to get a free 1 gigabyte of data.

Yeah, it's a bit of a wild ride, right? It's one of those moments where the math just puts everything into perspective. So yeah, you'd have to spend about £3,300 at Tesco to get those 660 Rev points. It's definitely one of those— that can't be true. £3,000 to get A £3 free 1 gig of data? There's no way.

Maybe I got it wrong.

Where's the test? I just got to spend £3,000.

Where's Tesco?

Why would I not be allowed to shut my door? Or is this another weird stupid theory that I'm not allowed to shut my door?

God, you people just always come up with these weird theories.

I don't like having my door shut. I feel like I'm locked in a room. Why, why shut the door?

I don't want to shut my door.

Shut your mouth.

Hmm. Grocery shopping.

Waitrose, you get 10 points per £10.

What about Tesco?

Tesco, you only get 2 points per £10.

So if I spent £3,000 divided by 10 times 2— Jesus, he was not wrong. You actually got to spend £3,000 at Tesco to get 600 points, and then I get free 1 gigabyte of data. That's rubbish. It's like, um, yeah, 2%, isn't it?

600 points is only worth £3,

which is 1— there's 1% cashback basically.

0.2%. Oh, it's even more rubbish.

What a boring market day. It's just flatline the whole day.

The hell's that?

And Bitmine tanked 2%.

Mm-hmm. Yeah, babe. I'm hungry. I'm gonna buy gas snacks.

Why are you feeding me? Well,

He's squishing his tail.

Look at his arms.

Why are you folding your arms?

Okay, it's

fine.

Voidini.

These are pretty good,

but they make a bit of a mess.

Okay.

Role for Blair revealed in Trump's peace plan for Gaza. Crazy that Blair's still in the picture behind the scenes doing stuff.

I wonder what he would do if he was Prime Minister again. I kind of like Tony Blair,

not that I know what his policies were. It's just I think he's a cool guy.

War criminal. He was just joining in with George Bush.

It's not like he would have invaded Iraq by himself.

I just feel like back then you had cooler politicians, like legendary people— Margaret Thatcher, Gordon Brown,

John something.

I forgot his name.

Tomorrow is Wednesday.

Yeah, John Major.

You had all these, um, iconic people nowadays. The only iconic person—

I don't know, Boris Johnson's pretty iconic.

John Major,

he's still alive, 82 years old. Damn.

What he does now.

Mr. Major.

Yeah, all these people— Tony Blair, Margaret Thatcher, David Cameron.

No, no, no. God, marker is completely flat. I wonder why.

Wednesday,

non-farm employment chan.

What's chan? Oh, change. Non-farm employment change and US The manufacturing pyramid.

Maybe that's why.

Okay.

Yeah, I heard Kicks getting rid of 100 people per week.

How are they choosing it? Just randomly? The culling has begun,

just as I expected.

Yeah, pray that I don't get culled,

otherwise I'm back on YouTube.

Yeah, well, I'm special because I got a YouTube channel with 100K subs, so I'm on the special list.

Imagine still hating on me in 2025. That's crazy.

That's some dedicated hate.

Wow, we're back over 100 viewers. It's pretty good.

Definitely helps when the stream doesn't keep disconnecting. I think this setup's way better.

Oh,

stock's so boring today. Yesterday ripped hard. I should have taken profit.

I lost all my gains.

I don't know if my mom can squeeze. I don't know why she keeps parking over there. Why don't you just park over there?

Maybe because, um, there were too many cars there before, but now there's just one.

1 hour 20 minutes. I don't think my mum's coming home until late. Celebrating with Dave Gibson his birthday. I think he's

67.

Got the baby cot here.

Guess they're planning to come over often.

Whoa, it's like a

I like that noise they make when they yawn.

It's funny that the cats don't try to hunt us, only because we're too big. But if we were smaller, they would hunt us like a mouse.

Thanks for not killing me, Pushkin.

Just because I'm too big, I'll destroy you.

My mom sent me a video.

They're on the beach.

Dave Gibson.

Why is there no sound?

Terry Gibson's partner. I understand. There it is.

There's about 10 million to choose from, or more, probably 17.

Haha.

October tomorrow.

Let's start a new month on my spreadsheet.

I spent £2,200.

In September. Pretty good. I think we can beat that in October though.

Excuse me.

Now you know why Chihiro divorced me.

Imagine coming home after a hard day of work and your husband goes, ugh, in your face instead of, I love you. Bye-bye.

Oh, lovely crack.

Salted and smoked crack, my favorite.

1944 followers.

That was, uh, D-Day, wasn't it? Storming the beaches of Normandy,

bringing the fight to the Hun.

I like cracking my joints. It feels nice.

Oh,

my heel, right heel crack's my favorite.

For some reason I can't crack the left one.

What's this government shutdown thing?

Didn't they do this last time?

This is Kraken. Kraken. Easy way to start exploring crypto. On-ramp shutdowns are actually a bit more common than probably perceived. We've had 20 of these shutdowns. Often just political brinksmanship. I think it's really simply a response to showing that they're willing to fight Trump. The president's doing kabuki theater. He's threatening kabuki theater if we don't keep the

government open.

Democrats are really trying to make this fight about healthcare, but Republicans are betting that they won't be successful, that people will just see Democrats as holding up a shutdown, potentially leading to a large-scale federal layoff.

The fiscal year starts from October 1st and runs all the way until September 30th of next year. So every year on September 30th or around this time, there's a question whether or not the government is going to be funded. We are going to give them every opportunity to vote for a clean CR. For Republicans, it's a time

to show that Democrats are blocking the way to keeping the government funded, trying to paint them as unreasonable. They were spending about $7 trillion this year. I'm only talking about 25% of the budget, which is the discretionary spending. Obamacare is the root of all these problems. It is skyrocketing healthcare costs, insurance costs, and all Democrats want to

do is throw more money at it. We want to bring down healthcare costs in a reasonable way. Well, Democrats say the only way they are ever going to give Republicans the votes they need to keep the government open is through something on healthcare. And what we know is that failure to extend those tax credits is going to

see insurance insurance costs rise for over 20 million people, and about 4 million people lose their health insurance entirely. For the government to avoid a shutdown, you need 60 senators to vote for approving any sort of stopgap or funding bill. If you do the math, Republicans only have 53 Republican senators. That means they need at least 7

Democrats to join them, and frankly, because Rand Paul tends to vote no Yeah, well, the market always takes it up, so— but because of this shutdown thing,

I'm not too worried about the impact of a shutdown, says Jim Cramer. Oh no, gonna tank. Buy crypto in 8 steps. Create your account and verify your identity, then complete the suitability assessment. And if you look at the predictions market, they're currently assigning roughly 75% odds of a shutdown by Wednesday. It's always unnerving when we see these

headlines out of Washington. His voice is so annoying.

Oh, I'm down £30 on Bitmine.

Yesterday I was up £40, today down £30.

It's all Traveling Trader's fault. The fucking fuck.

He said it was a good stock. Well done.

Hey!

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

45 minutes to go.

Another hard day

of work.

Oh.

McDonald's? Where the fuck is that?

Head northeast on Marley Road toward Pilgrims

Way. Why does it say there's a McDonald's?

Where's that?

On the M20?

Oh, is that the McDonald's at the service station? I wonder if that's good for Uber Eats.

The service station where I dropped Pier off.

Maybe I'll try Uber Eats tomorrow.

Again. That McDonald's didn't used to come up before.

Wondering if I try Bearstead on the other side of Maidstone instead of Aylesford.

Mm-hmm.

Oh God, market's tanking.

This government shutdown thing's gonna crash it. Just as I went long right at the top. I can't believe it.

Down £30.

Typical, I go long just before the government shutdown thing.

White sun,

the darkness comes,

the darkness. I came home, then everyone left. Typical.

Bouncing on the bed. You remember how triggered everyone got when I bounced on the bed? I used to do it on purpose to piss people off. I'd go to the Apple Hotel and jump on the bed and be like, oh, 10-year-old jumping on a bed. People got triggered over such stupid things.

God, look how many flies are in here. It's 3, 4 over there, 5 there, 6,

7. Looks like they've run out of energy. They're not moving now. Let's see, 7 flies.

Funny, there's no light in this room, so I got to use a lamp.

For dinner, I have leftover

Let's add you.