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Just a bit of nostalgic fun.

Why not?

Just like the good old days,

getting kicked out by my wife.

My bitch wife kicked me out.

She's so

Yeah,

I might go to dump today.

There's a Screwfix as well, but is Screwfix like a big shop where you go in and you can browse? Or is it like one of those places where you've got like a catalog and then you just go up to the counter and they get it out for you, like Argos? I don't think Screwfix is like what I

think it is. I went there with my mum before. It just has like a little tiny room and then you got to— like, you need to know what you want and then you tell them, then they get it out the back. I don't like that.

That's stupid because I don't really know what I want. I just want to browse.

Damn, look at my savings. I'd be at 5,800 if I didn't buy food yesterday.

I want to go to a place like Homebase or maybe Wickes, but it's only in Plymouth. I don't want to go to Plymouth.

Wicks in Plymouth is not too hard to get to because it's on the outskirts, the industrial estate.

Only got this— this roundabout doesn't look too bad.

Maybe, I mean, could, could

go after the dump.

They got Wick. They got like a big industrial estate. They got Wick's and Homebase, Furniture Village, Halfords.

Oh, permanently closed.

So what, they just shut down all the Homebases and didn't replace it with anything?

This is 2022. There's no new pictures on Google Street Maps.

Okay, what about Wix?

Wix is 41 minutes away, but it's quite easy.

Oh, I can go through this bit. Oh, I don't even have to go into— oh, I

don't like this massive roundabout. A 7-lane roundabout.

I don't really know what I want to get though. I thought just like random bits of wood and hammer and nails just seems a bit like wasting money.

Biceps massive. Now look, when I blow dry my hair, I notice my biceps look way bigger, but they definitely look bigger now, don't they? Yeah,

it's a new shirt. I bought it when I went to Tesco for that date to buy the clothing.

The freezer in my fridge is not working, maybe because of all the ice buildup.

Ice lollies are just liquid now.

Why did they put a massive road going through Plymouth? It's so annoying.

It looks like a motorway.

Why are there so many fucking lanes? This one's got like 8 lanes and a massive roundabout with a flyover. The A3A6— no, the A386. I hate that road.

Hmm, go to dumb Tesco.

Maybe I take all the stuff out of my fridge and try and get all the ice out. I didn't think too much ice in the freezer would stop it from freezing stuff.

The ice must be blocking the freezing air.

I don't want to buy a new fridge and then my savings drops by £100.

Hair's getting too long.

I might have a date this weekend, so I don't want to cut it.

It's really horrible outside now. I actually don't really want to go out now.

I don't want to cut my hair because it looks bad. For the first few weeks. So it probably looks better now than it would look if I cut it,

but then I should cut it because then I've got until next month for it to regrow a little bit. The back bit's too big.

I don't really want to go out.

Blaming. It's really windy. It's a lot.

Raining again.

5,000. I only need £250. Let's get to 6K.

Maybe I'll try and sort the fridge out today then, see if I can get it freezing again, because it would be silly to blow £100+ on a new fridge just because my freezer is not working when I could fix it. Maybe

Now I've got to take all the food out.

Look, the ice lolly is just juice now.

Slush. It's not freezing anything.

I have breakfast.

Fry up

Hmm, where's that bacon? I thought there was an open packet of bacon. Really am getting annoyed with this fridge though. It would be really nice

to have at least that much more space.

I just hate the feeling having to blow like 150 or 200

Frustrating. I should have just bought a proper fridge in the first place. This thing cost me like £80,

or maybe £60, I can't remember.

I should have just bought a bigger one in the first place.

I saw one on Amazon about £150.

Or buy less food, maybe.

I don't have to go to Tesco 2 times a week.

I don't know if I should get a proper big tall one or one in the middle of my one and the big tall one.

Moo Douche didn't come back, did he? People gonna lose their points and it's all his fault.

No, I bought the fridge myself. I don't know why I decided to buy— I just decided to get the cheapest one I could get, and I thought I wasn't gonna buy so much food anyway. I guess I was wrong.

Oh geez, I can't not do it. Can never get sick of bacon.

Buying a bit now.

I

love bacon. Lunch meat, as Elwynn said it. Imagine calling bacon lunch meat. You don't even have it for lunch, you have it for breakfast.

This is no Daniel. There's something called a diary. Yeah, can a diary make court of a million dollars?

Yeah, and then people's diaries get leaked, don't they? Imagine Actually writing his diary. I'm going to get to this bowl. What's the point of writing

Diaries, no one's gonna see it.

I'm trying to stand far away from the pan because I don't want my nice shirt to get oil on it.

I used to write kind of like a diary on my Patreon, and then I felt like this is pointless. It's not even making any money. What's the point of doing anything if it doesn't make money?

And then you can look back after years about what you wrote about. Or you could just remember

what you were thinking years ago.

Very oily.

My sister used to write a diary that my mom used to sneak in and read it.

Kind of had a fight about it a long time ago.

How did I find out? I don't know, I must have overheard it.

Hiyo!

Another day.

In the factory.

Perfect breakfast.

Oh,

these skills.

Uh, honey on hash brown.

I like my food dry and nonchalant.

I think I made too many hash browns.

Kind of full up now.

Huh,

feel

sick.

嗯。

Oh.

I saw this video on Instagram. It was some unknown European girl or lady.

Her whole content— I think she lives in the UK, I don't know, somewhere in Europe, I don't know— her whole content is about how she bought some land and lives in a tent in nature.

And she's like a super feminist, and she's like, oh, sorry that I'm so selfish and don't want kids. Sorry, I'd rather enjoy nature instead of becoming a baby factory. I'm sure I'll like— in a really sarcastic way, she's like a massive bitch.

But there's recently been some drama. Apparently 2 psycho fans just showed up on her land to come say hi to her, and it freaked her the fuck out. She got a restraining order on both of them, and then she bought this like guard dog, like a K— like a police canine dog.

And everyone in the comments saying stuff like, I choose the bear over the man. This whole bear-man thing is so stupid.

So she docks her own land by making content on it and then starts complaining because some weirdo guy viewer showed up.

Kind of sucks, isn't it?

Well, she got like video footage of them or pictures, so I guess police could identify them.

But yeah, you want to make content about your land or whatever, you end up doxxing yourself,

and then you're kind of at mercy of weirdos and trolls.

Apparently, if someone makes you feel threatened You can get a restraining order

just like that, and you got proof of it happening. So these guys showing up on her land made her feel intimidated, so she could use that as proof.

She just lives in like one of those Indian teepee tents in a field.

Pretty dangerous to be a woman doing that and broadcasting where you are and saying you're all alone.

I don't know, I think they're just like weirdo fans. Who don't respect boundaries like Cesium. Probably harmless, but it is creepy.

Finish.

Ah, fuck's sake.

I was thinking of going to the dump. I don't know now.

The rain makes me not really want to go out.

It's not a landfill, they've just got really big skips and then you chuck stuff into it.

And they've got recycling skips and stuff like that for different materials.

It's more of a recycling center, I guess, than a dump,

but I call it a dump.

Look, my sponge soaked with curry sauce.

Nice.

If it does that to a sponge, imagine what it does to your guts. So too am I.

I think the sponge is finished.

What if I put the sponge in the washing machine? Do you think it will clean it?

Full of grease.

Hmm,

new sponge.

What makes someone's life interesting?

Is it interacting with people and having funny stories?

Like if you ran a tree cutting business,

if someone says, how was your day? You say, oh, I cut down this tree.

It was in the shape of a massive dick.

I don't know how— you know, with tree surgery,

why do they let the tree get that big before they decide to deal with it?

Like, if the tree is growing over a house Wouldn't it be obvious it's grown over the house before it gets really big?

Why do they wait until it gets really big

and then they pull the ropes and stuff on it? Like, if I saw a tiny tree and it had a branch pointing at my house, I'd just cut it off.

People are stupid, aren't they?

It's not as if trees grow overnight. It takes decades.

How do you not notice it growing onto your house?

People kind of dumb sometimes.

Mm.

Poop.

Poop.

Grapes are addictive. You can't stop eating them once you start.

Okay, I want to fix my fridge today. I've got to get that freezer working, otherwise it's going to cost me hundreds of pounds.

Sounds like a choking hazard. Well, that's what makes it exciting. It's like adding spice to the food when there's a slight risk of death.

Makes it tastier.

Hmm, maybe— I can't be bothered to go to the dump.

Maybe I'll bury it in the garden.

I think I'll fix— I think there's a splinter in my foot.

I think I'll fix the fridge.

Okay, first everything comes out.

That's weird. Are these frozen? Why are these frozen?

The peas are frozen.

It's like things to the side here are freezing. That's frozen.

Hardened steel blade. Oh, that hurt my ear.

Turn off the fridge. What for?

Hard to see it.

It's like the 1-inch punch. I don't have a lot of room to wind up. I need power in a short distance.

The

1-inch cleave.

They should let you take this whole thing out.

All right,

it's a big chunk at the

back.

I

can't wind up.

Oh

shit, I broke— oh, that was a metal thing. I bent it.

Whoa, look at that bit.

Stupid design.

Oh, look

at

that! Jesus!

That's a big one.

My back.

My arm hurts.

Get out of the way. Oh, look at that one.

That's a good one. Look at this. You could kill someone with

that. Big layer on the bottom bit.

Oh damn, look at that.

That's

crazy. Iceberg.

It's hard to

get

in

the back.

This is such a dumb design, isn't it?

I can't get any, um, I can't swing it.

啊！哎呀，没把材料。 Lay it open.

Whoa,

whoa!

Oh, look at that!

Oh no,

ice

everywhere. Maybe I'll let it melt a bit.

Everything's gonna get wet.

My back hurts.

Get out of here. That's a good one.

Should

have turned it off yesterday and put it outside.

Okay, take a break. It's killing my back.

Oh, my back and knees.

Oh

God.

I just randomly remembered my mum. Using the hedge trimmer

to trim a hedge, and then somehow she twisted it around and then the cable got cut off in its own cutting thing. And then she was like, why isn't it working?

The cable just cut itself off. I can't believe that.

How does that even happen? The cable got into the blade. That was so funny.

Oh man.

Maybe unplug my car. Don't want water to get into it.

Fully charged. Ow, I got fucking splinters. Ah, I hate splinters. I can't get it out.

It's in my heel, but it's not sticking out.

How am I supposed to get it out then?

It's so annoying how it's so tiny but hurts so much.

I can't get out.

Ice tea.

Would warn you, steps on glass.

See

if it's looser.

Oh, look at

that. Impressive.

It's kind of satisfying. Look

at

that, that's a good one.

Oh, there's a wire there. Oh shit, I gotta be careful now. Look at all the chippings in the metal I've made.

Are there wires in these bumps?

Oh fuck, I've dented where the wire is. Is that where the wire is? Or is it just— why have they made it lumpy like that?

It's like there's wiring in it. Pipes. What happens if I break the pipe? I smashed some of these bits real good. Look. Whoa.

Can't you take this bit out?

Yeah, I've seen a video where someone was doing this and they, they punctured it and this hissing started coming out,

but I'm not that stupid.

Whoa,

that's the biggest bit.

If I just let it melt, I don't want to risk damaging it. Even if I damage it and the freezer bit doesn't work anymore, I can still use the fridge bit, can't I?

What, does someone think this is the landlord's fridge?

Everything in this house is mine apart from that fireplace.

Imagine thinking they left stuff for me to use, apart from this stupid fake fireplace.

At some point the landlord's going to think, geez, what a bunch of pricks. He's gonna think, geez, Daniel, you've got such a bunch of pricks on your case, ain't you? And I'll be like, yeah, tell me about it. Autistic bunch of fucking morons reporting me for vandalizing my own bridge— I mean fridge.

At some point, people are just gonna sympathize with me and think the haters are the dicks instead of the other way around.

No, I'm not really interested in GTA 6. GTA 5 was boring. Same old boring American city. I'm so sick and tired of like Los Angeles style cities.

Every GTA has same kind of city. Boring. It's always about gang, like gang crime and gang this and drugs that. So boring. At least GTA 4 had a cool story about this guy who came from Eastern Europe, starting a new life, working his way up. GTA 5, I don't know what the fuck, like 3 different characters. Why

are there 3 main characters and they all suck? You got a stupid psycho weirdo Trevor guy who needs to have a shower. You're the black typical stereotypical black guy who's a gangbanger, and then you got what, the depressed middle-aged businessman hates his life guy? They're all such losers.

I played a bit of GTA 5, I just got bored. The map felt really small.

It was like they got rid of all the cool stuff from San Andreas, like the little mini missions where you get into a taxi and then you can be a taxi driver, or you get into an ambulance, you can be an ambulance driver. They got rid of all different fighting styles and RPG elements,

and it was boring. Story was rubbish. Barely played GTA 5.

Got rid of a lot of the cool vehicles as well. Like, where's the katana and where's the chainsaw?

I'm bored of GTA. They just do the same thing over and over again.

I only like watching clips of people crashing their vehicles and then the character goes flying hits a bunch of stuff.

I remember people used to geek out about stuff like, oh wow, if there's a car accident, the ambulance comes and saves them. Wow, the NPCs are so realistic.

I want to like buy a house or rent an apartment and then get a job and then pay bills.

I want it to be like The Sims, basically. Like, you start from nothing, make some money, and there should be lots of different ways to make money, like get a job or start a business or steal money or be a criminal.

I want something more realistic.

You already do that in real life. Yeah, I know.

Play The Sims. Yeah, but I wanna— I want like a big city that you can run around and drive in and steal things and kill people.

But yeah, I mean, just do it in real life, I guess. Apart from they steal things and kill people.

No, these open world games like Cyberpunk and GTA were cool when they first came out, but they're just boring.

I don't want a big empty boring city full of nothing.

Rather play Mario Kart.

I've lost £400 in my CFD account in total since I started last March.

I would have over £6,000 if I didn't try to day trade.

I kept banking on this big pullback that never happened.

Look, my bicep's so big I can touch it with the same arm now. Bet you can't do that.

I wonder if the spider webs have all come back already.

Oh my God, there's a new one! You're kidding!

Look!

There's a new one there already.

There's a new one here.

I don't know what all this was on the door handle. What is that?

It doesn't come off.

Hmm, probably covered in spider webs again after a few days. Why do they love making spider webs?

Some of the design choices for this house are kind of questionable. Why not have like a waterproof material for the handle?

Maybe I'll replace the whole handle.

How long does it take to

melt? Oh, oh, look at that one! That's a nice one.

Oh, look at that one!

It's getting nice and slushy.

Doesn't this thing come out? Oh, look, it's loosening. Oh, it's going to come off all at once. Oh, look at that, it's all going to come off in one piece.

Oh, look, the whole thing's loosening.

That's going to be sweet.

Oh, there's a wire here.

Come on, a bit more melting.

The Fringe Master 2000.

Oh,

look

at that.

It's like picking a scab when it all comes off as one big piece.

Oh,

this bit's like a

part of the fridge.

Oh.

Nice. Oh, it's coming off.

I got it, I got it.

Oh, look at that one!

That's a big one.

It's nearly all off. Look at that.

Let it melt a bit more.

Oh yeah,

stock's really not doing much recently.

I'm down 80 pounds on my long and down 60 pounds on my short.

Now I can freeze my iFlows.

I think this is the first time I've ever had to defrost the fridge.

How have I never done this before?

The fridges I had in Japan and Thailand never had this problem.

Do you think if you date a therapist or someone who studies psychology, they'll be better at sussing out my real self?

Or am I good enough at hiding it?

Like, would they see the signs that I'm this or that, you know, narcissist, blah blah blah, whatever? Because surely if they're studying it, they should be trained to be able to spot it, but if I keep it hidden, they wouldn't know, wouldn't they?

I think I'm pretty good at keeping it hidden. No one suspects that I am the way I am until Um, I don't care about them anymore and I just speak my mind.

Then they're like, oh wow, I didn't know I was dating such a demon.

Because I might have a date this weekend and she studies psychology. I don't think she works.

Says she's a uni student. But she's like 28. I don't get it. Or is she 26? Kind of old to be a uni student unless she's doing like PhD or master's.

Spanish girl.

I don't know, I don't really like to date someone who's ambitious because then it makes me feel a bit like a loser. I prefer to date someone who's in a dead-end job or something they hate.

Because if the girls like, I don't know, doing a master's degree course and like trying to get a proper career and I'm just a delivery driver, they're going to think, don't you have bigger aspirations and dreams?

And I'll be like, no.

I mean, I do, but they're just not career related. Like, I want to buy a house and fix it up and get a cat. It's not a career-related aspiration, but I think it's an aspiration.

Some people think like having your dream career is

all that matters in life, but then some people have a goal where that is the aspiration, and to make the goal happen, they just need to get money doing no matter what.

I'm not really career-focused.

I think job's just a way to get money to achieve your dreams. I don't think the dream in and of itself is to get the career.

Something's melting in there.

Oh, oh, it's all loose.

Oh, the whole thing's moving. It's like stuck around the back.

Look at that, like a wobbly tooth.

This thing really should come out, this whole metal tray thing that I've Scuffed it up so bad. What's that sound?

What's that? Can you hear

that? Is that good?

Doesn't sound very good.

Oh yeah, it's like trapped around the whole thing, wrapped around it.

Actually, there's a cable there. I don't want to break the— oh, look at that one stuck on the back.

Come on. Okay, big one.

Is that it?

Something loose under there. What is that?

I got all the ice out. Okay, now just mop it all up, clean the inside,

turn it back on.

Look at all that damage.

Everything back in.

Lolly special treatment. I don't even know where the stick is. Oh, there it is.

Oh, the glass.

Damn, the fridge looks so big now. Look at that, so much room.

Let it freeze,

my peas.

Pork done. Now clean up all this water.

Is the fridge supposed to be that loud?

Maybe it's just loud because it's recalling

since it was off.

Nice

and clean.

Why is this not drying the floor? Look, I'm wiping it, but it's not drying. The hell? Look, it's still wet.

Worst helmet.

Okay, fridge done.

Oh,

my back.

The Tesco bit yesterday looked funny with my trolley full of stuff. You can barely see me. I don't know why the Tesco streams are so good now. It doesn't lag at all. When I first did it, it was constantly lagging. I wonder if it's just because of the Flip 7, because I haven't got Nighthawk or anything else

now. Maybe just Flip 7 and Labara.

It streams so smoothly.

The driving bit has always made me laugh

with how fast it looks.

Why do I like a girl with a dead-end job? Because then we can both have dead-end miserable jobs together. Because otherwise she's gonna think, how come I'm so ambitious and career-focused, and my boyfriend is a loser who doesn't want to do anything.

Makes me feel a bit insecure.

I hate it when they start probing you, like, but don't you want to do something that makes you happy?

Don't you want to make more money eventually at some point?

But then if you don't start being proactive with this stuff, they get fed up with you. They start building resentment.

They'll think, why am I putting so much effort into my future and he's doing nothing?

And then they'll meet one guy randomly somewhere who fulfills the things they want in you, and then they'll cheat on you with him, or they'll develop feelings for this other guy because, oh, he is ambitious and he learns new skills. Unlike my boyfriend, and then they start getting fed up with you.

That's how affairs happen.

When the guy starts getting stagnant and complacent The girl can ditch him.

That's why I'm not really into ambitious girls,

because I find hard to get motivated to do anything.

Sometimes I have a little idea like, oh, I'll mop the conservatory, but that's As good as it gets.

Do you think I could buy a cheap car and then fix up, make it look nice, and sell it for profit? Do you think that's hard?

But you need to know how to tell if it's in good condition or not, and then how much is it going to cost to fix, and then if you can sell it for a profit or not.

It's a big gamble, isn't it? Especially when you don't know anything about cars.

A lot of talking involved as well with the owner of the car and then selling it to a new person.

No, Mood Deuce hasn't come back. He's got 10 hours or 9 hours. Maybe he bet against himself not coming back.

If he wants his badges back, he has to earn them again.

What did he do? He kept writing messages of intimidation

saying my KCIP would be revoked. Yeah, how about your badge is revoked? How about that?

Maybe I'll do an unbannable role, 1 million points.

It's annoying you can't make custom roles. There's only 2, VIP and OG.

Yeah, I'm just sick and tired of people saying, oh, the KCIP will be taken away. No, it won't. Shut the fuck up.

And people, the only times I've heard of KCIP being taken away Is when someone assaulted someone like Xena did and the Baby Haze guy did as well. They assaulted someone on stream.

Imagine thinking it would get taken away just because the chat's a bit dead. What a stupid thing to say. Stop talking out your ass.

I really don't feel like going out when it's raining.

Or grey.

Yeah, well, that's what you get when you start making me feel annoyed. I'm already in general kind of depressed and down, so when you start saying stuff on purpose that's gonna bring my mood down, then yeah, you can get fucked. Badges revoked and banned.

Because you know what you're doing and you're doing it on purpose.

So you're just trying to make me feel shit. So why should I care about

being nice to you?

It's still wet.

The fridge is looking nice, still not frozen.

Saved £150.

Genius.

I haven't talked to my mum since April.

Maybe I got it to the thumb. I don't know.

I want to buy a toothbrush holder,

but I'm not sure if Tavistock Tesco sells the household items.

They might not. I might, I might have to go to the big Tesco.

Should have bought 2, or maybe I'll just buy one online.

Yeah, like that.

£9. What the fuck?

Yeah, but it looks nice.

£7 used. Ooh,

used toothbrush holder.

Now the toilet.

Mee wel welke uit zitten dan?

Might as well get over and done with. No point delaying.

Camera here.

Testing.

I don't know how you'd fix it.

I need like some kind of circuit board replacement, and then you gotta replace the whole screen as well because it's all cracked.

Where'd you even get a replacement screen for something like that?

Not sure if I need to poo again.

I've pooed like 5 times today.

When's it gonna stop?

I don't remember how to get to the dump. It's been such a long time.

嗯。

Oh yeah.

It's been ages.

Start recording.

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20 minutes to the dump.

Ah, down there.

Stop recording.

Yeah.

Again,

very weak signal.

Everything's weak.

They don't have a toothbrush holder.

Hey, fuck.

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To get you the seat. Oh yes.

Thank you. Okay.

I've got this to clean my car. I don't know why the internet's so bad here. It's in a town.

Wow, it works.

Oh, it's broken already. It's

bent. Is it supposed to do that?

Hmm, they don't have the toothbrush holders. Tavistock Tesco is not as good as Corrington.

Doesn't have the home supply stuff.

He got rid of the monitor. He put it in this shipping container, had a load of broken TVs in it. Pretty easy.

I'm not banned from anywhere, so fucking rubbish.

Why would I be banned?

I think it effed in the dump.

Not very good signal at the dump.

I'm cleaning my car in a car park.

Why not?

Quite

good.

Gosh, so annoying cleaning the inside because there's all these lumps. Why can't they make it easy? A lump here, a lump there, a gap in there, gap there, gap there. Why can't they just make it all flush so it's easy to clean? Stupid Peugeot. And then you got all these holes,

and then you got all these bits and the dust gets in here.

I need it damp so it sticks.

Dust just gets everywhere.

Okay, whatever.

And I got this wireless charger,

new chopping board. I got sushi.

Okay, let's go home.

Testing.

Okay.

Woohoo! We're here!

We're in the Tavistock town centre.

We're way out on top of something again.

Easy, but guess what, honey? It's not that easy.

That was my neighbor.

That was the neighbor that just drove past me. That's funny.

Fuckin' hell.

Stupid van doing 50 in front of me the whole time.

I don't know why you have the whole road open to you and you just do 50. And you're like a— is it Live West van? Don't know, some kind of van.

I don't get it why people drive so slow.

I've ruined my drive home.

Either he's trying to save fuel by doing 50, or he has precious cargo so he's driving carefully, or he's scared to go 60. Completely wide open road and he's— he did 50 the whole way.

Boring. What's the rush? Because it's fun. I want to go fast. It feels good. Boring.

15. I got this letter and I got a bit scared, but it's just a register to vote thing. Do I have to? I don't fucking care. Stupid voting. It's not even gonna make any difference anyway.

He can't be that old if he's driving a van with a company logo on it. It said Live West. Isn't that some kind of phone company, network company?

But can't you get in trouble if you don't register to vote? It is stupid. You got the freedom to vote, but you don't have the freedom to not vote. Otherwise, you might get in trouble. Apparently, you got to register or you get in trouble. I saw the neighbor as I was leaving Tavistock. He drove past me. I

wonder if he saw me.

Okay,

old chopping board covered in mold. Last— lasted me 7 months. No more wooden chopping boards. I stick with plastic one. Plastic one's cheaper as well. They have bamboo one, it's £7. Plastic one's £2 and doesn't get mold on it.

Just sanded it. Okay, so I've got to buy a sander and I've got to buy wax. No thanks, I'll get a £2 new one.

This cost £2.

I should have used this yesterday for cleaning the window.

It looks like it says E. coli.

Tiny stupid things and everything.

Um, I want to wash— maybe I'll wash the window again. Now I've got my wiper squeezy thing.

Ah, quite a nice little trip into town. I wish I had more things to do so I didn't have to come back so soon.

Maybe next time, Wickes in Plymouth.

I'm eating a lot. I eat more sushi in the UK than I did when I was in Japan.

The ironing.

I like the sushi in the UK more than in Japan. This tastes so much better than the konbini or the supermarket sushi in Japan. I don't get it.

It just does. One thing we're missing is we don't have tuna sushi for some reason. Oh, is that tuna? I don't know. You never see like the bright pink tuna sushis. Oh fuck,

leaking soy sauce. And they don't put sesame seeds in sushi in Japan, or avocado. Look, it's got avocado and tuna, but it's cooked tuna.

The only tuna we have is cooked tuna. They don't sell raw tuna.

I'm not really a big fan of the wasabi.

Oh yeah, better than any sushi I had in

Japan.

I should make tea. My mouth is dry.

I

went to loads of sushi restaurants in Japan. I went to Sushilo Kushira Cuppa Sushi.

Yeah, obviously I didn't go to the top-rated sit at the bar and they handcraft it for you in front of you with a professional chef, but how are you going to compare that to Tesco sushi? That's like $100 A meal sushi.

I'm comparing like the chain sushi or the supermarket sushi to the supermarket sushi in England.

A makase, a konomiyaki.

British food is the best. We've got the best Indians, the best Chinese.

Chinese food in England's better than Chinese food in Japan.

Indian food in the UK is way better than Indian food in Japan. Hands down and hands up.

Everything's just better in the UK apart from— I don't even know.

Name one thing that's better in Japan food-wise. Yeah, can't even name one thing. Can you? Because it doesn't exist.

Ah.

Oh yeah.

嗯。

I don't like American bacon. Too fatty.

嗯。

They probably don't want to get sued, so they don't take the risk of putting actual raw fish in the sushi.

The salmon is always slightly smoked. It's not like actually raw.

No.

Oh my

God, I'm gonna fucking rage in a minute. The paper's not tearing, the tape is just stretching.

Oh my fucking God.

Why do they do this?

What is missing there? What kind of stupid packaging is this?

Jesus Christ. Look

at

that, it's only 10 watts. That's rubbish,

take ages to charge anything.

Why do they always sell scissors in packaging that needs scissors to open it? They put that really thick plastic that you just cannot tear.

Why do they do that?

Obviously, if you're buying scissors, because you need scissors.

So if you didn't have scissors, how are you going to open it? It's so stupid.

The person who invented that packaging needs to be slapped hard.

Didn't even take 2 minutes at the dump.

Poor little monitor. It served me well. Now it's sitting in a dump next to a bunch of broken TVs.

The things that have been on that monitor screen would give you nightmares.

Did it even stream at the dump? It looked like it effed.

I wonder if you work at the dump, you can take stuff home for free. Why not? It's rubbish anyway. Might be some good stuff.

I

should get a Huawei because they got 100 or 50 to 100-watt wireless charging. The Chinese phones are pretty cool. Problem is, can't use wide angle.

They got wide angle lenses, but you can't use them on third-party apps.

That's why you have to stick to Samsung. Maybe Google lets you use it, I don't know.

I had the Nothing Phone 3a. I think it had 50-watt wired charging. It could nearly fully charge in just 20 minutes. It was so cool, but I had to send it back because I couldn't use a wide-angle lens. I don't understand why they can't fix that.

I need wide angle on my third-party apps.

If the Tesla phone had access to Starlink, that'd be cool. It'd be like a satellite phone.

Maybe

I'll wash my windows again.

That could be fun.

Content king.

Is that why they're showing the funny colored patch on his hand? Was it a bruise and then they used makeup to try and hide it, but the tone wasn't the right tone, didn't match his natural skin tone?

Or is it just like a weird pale patch?

I think they put makeup on it to try and hide it.

Whoever's the makeup artist needs a slap. Can't even do that right. Just get some blender and blend it in.

That would suck though. Imagine fighting so hard to become— to win the presidency and you get 4 years But then you get cancer and you're dead in 2 years.

That must suck.

Be like finally getting a hot girlfriend and then you've got cancer and you've only got a year left to live.

Bad marriage.

Well, all it has to do is metastasize into your lungs, liver, or your brain, and then you're done for.

And Cancer's annoying because he likes to move about.

I wonder, from the outside, does it look like I'm driving really quickly, or is it normal,

or is everyone else just really slow?

I'm doing 50 and I feel like I'm barely moving.

It's just nice in an EV because it just goes. Press the pedal and it It's like instant,

like a big go-kart.

Faster would be proud. I spent 2 years driving in her car as a passenger. That's where I learned all my tricks. I kind of picked up her reverse parking method. Instead of going completely parallel and then going in go like an angle and then go in. My teacher never taught me that. I first saw that by watching

Faster drive.

When I, when I first started driving— I mean, sitting in Faster's car— I was still really sensitive to doing mirror checks and stuff, so I couldn't stop myself doing it. And then she kept laughing at me saying that,

like, I'm more observant than she is and she's the one driving. Like, I was checking all the mirrors and doing blind spot checks all the time. I don't know why I felt kind of worried because you hear about things like how many accidents there are in Thailand and her driving was kind of crazy sometimes.

It feels a bit annoying, doesn't it? You're driving, the passenger seems like they don't trust you, and they're doing their own mirror checks and stuff.

It's like, why are you questioning my skill?

I used to only use eco mode in my car.

I stopped using eco mode now, and now I can't imagine not using normal mode. Maybe I'll start going into sport mode.

Sport mode You accidentally will spin all the time.

I will spin quite often when there's stupid gravel on the road when I'm turning.

When something scary used to happen, I would just shout, oh my God! I'd over-exaggerate, overreact,

and then Faso would be like, baby!

One time she had a very emotional phone call with her mum in the car, and then after they hung up, she was driving like a madwoman, like emotional driving. I was scared.

My mum's a bit of a scared driver, to be honest. She's not like Faster.

She goes kind of slow and

she stalls it quite often.

I don't really remember my dad's driving now. I never really cared.

It seemed pretty normal.

I never paid attention to his driving at all as a kid. As a kid, or as like a early 20s sitting in the back seat, I always just thought, how the hell does he do it? Because when you sit in the back seat and you watch someone drive,

it looks way harder than it is for the driver. Because you think, how does he even know where the sides of the car is? How is he operating this thing going 60 miles per hour or 70?

It just seems so scary and hard to do that I never even imagined myself doing it, so I never paid any attention.

He never really talked to me about cars and driving.

He would just say, oh, you wouldn't be interested anyway.

Would have been cool if I could have shown him my car.

I'm sure he would have been very interested with it being electric.

Shame I couldn't share that.

I grew up way too slowly.

I was like a teenager all the way up until my

30s and refuse to grow up

and try new things, challenge myself.

15 years of banging women in Japan.

What

a waste.

Maybe go to Wickes tomorrow

and get some 2x4s.

What should I make?

Um.

What if—

hmm,

what if I make my own decking?

What if I make a big square box, shallow one, and then fill it with compost and then plant grass in it?

Like, um,

it'll just be 2 planks like that.

And then I put compost.

Oh, I just make a tiny one, like a tiny flower bed.

All right,

let's plug this. Wireless charger.

I didn't plug

it in.

Oh wait, there's no hole. Maybe here.

I can't see it. Chef

is

very good.

Which one? This one? No, maybe this one.

I like it when girls say yay, like Y-A-Y. It's really cute.

It's working! Holy shit,

2 hours to do 50%. Damn, that's

slow. That's 4 hours for a full charge.

I think we got scammed.

How much was all of it? £27.

Charger and board and something else. Forgot. Yeah, I got that mop thing.

My spreadsheet.

Oh, I could have got an AmazonBasics wireless charger for half the price of the Tesco one, and it's got faster speed, 15 watts. I got scammed.

These are only £11. The one I bought was

£18. This is why wireless charging is annoying.

15 watt, 15 watt. Why is it so slow? 20 watt.

Oh God, this one's 20 watt and it's cheaper than the one I bought.

Why did I buy it? Waste £18.

Yeah, but it's annoying having to pick up the wire and plug it in. Look, all these wires. Every time I charge, I gotta bend down, right? I'm gonna pick it up, and then I'm gonna put it in. It's annoying.

18 pounds gone.

Why is the market not doing anything?

Eating, exercise, and then eating.

Paid £2 for the chopping board.

My

testing.

Oops,

testing. It uses more battery when it's using stabilization.

Do you think my ice lolly's froze yet? Might have some beer.

It's still liquid. The hell?

There's frost appearing on the freezer thing again.

It seems a bit solid. The other ones— now the other ones are getting a bit stiffer.

Look, it's already building up frost.

Ah, just cleaned it.

I don't want to waste my precious savings on a fridge.

It does look kind of stupid, like I'm a college student or something.

I don't think girls would be very impressed.

It's actually quite warm outside, just inside my house is cold.

It

is on my top list. The first list of things I want to buy would be fridge, TV, and a vacuum

and a wardrobe.

That would cost nearly £1,000 though. £500, £600 TV, £150 for fridge, vacuums like £100.

Maybe next month.

Money's drying up now.

60 viewers, it's over.

I'm not allowed to do sleep streams. Well, if I turn off KCIP, then what's the point?

People aren't going to stick around. Like when I drive, a lot of people will turn it off.

TTS is on. Why do people think I turned it off?

But it was never really much to really care about. Like a couple $1 donos every stream.

What? It's lost battery. It hasn't— what?

It went from 55% to 54%.

What? I swear it was at 55% when I put it on there. It just drains battery.

That was the biggest waste of £18 ever.

And now it's not charging.

Yeah, it's not aligned, but it says charging and then it doesn't charge. Where's the coil?

It's lost 2% now.

It's not even charging.

That's rubbish. Try the iPhone.

Okay, I think this is charging.

I don't know where the coil is.

Hmm, I guess I'll plug it in then. Well, that was stupid.

Yeah, I put my Tesco Clubcard as my lock screen.

Easy access.

Oh, market open.

It's not doing anything.

Tesco's actually done quite good on the stock market.

Most of the supermarket stocks did well, like Sainsbury's. Greggs did pretty well too.

Put £10,000 in Tesco's and then you get 4% dividends. You get free food. I don't have to pay for my food.

I get paid out dividends from Tesco with my Tesco stocks. They buy my food for me.

Mark Tilbury.

I get a free Big Mac every year cuz I've got £100 invested in McDonald's. That guy's such a twat.

I hate the way his, his mouth like curls to the side when he talks like a puppet.

It's not free. You are taking the risk by owning the stock.

I mean, I may— I mean, it's kind of free, isn't it? As long as you don't lose money.

So it's saying I don't pay for anything because it's free, because my job pays for it. Cake pays for all my stuff.

Genius.

If I spend 200— I spend about 2,000 a year at Tesco.

I would need 400,000 invested. No, I would need 40,000 invested.

No, what's the dividend? Yeah, it's like 4%. Then.

I want to test out my new window cleaner thing.

I already cleaned them yesterday. I could do it again. Is it again or again?

Oh, I caught it and it flew out of my hand.

It's not fun when it's not sunny outside. Smells like fire.

Wow.

嗯，嗯。

No, no,

good

boy.

You

exaggerated about the cat's collar. No, they changed it. First it was like a big medallion with a, like, a metal name tag thing, and then they changed it to this blue one.

He likes his chair.

It's not very nice today, very windy.

You really like that chair.

In our one, I wish I'd get a hammock. That'd be pretty nice.

Hammock would be nice.

Uh, look. Oh, the spiders. Eaten something and it's still alive.

Disgusting. He's like, help me!

What even is that?

A weird fly.

Uh, spiders are gross. Spiders are overpowered. They have these massive legs compared to insects. Insects have no chance. They only got 6 legs that are tiny versus 8 massive legs.

They get stuck in this web that they can't even get out of without big one behind.

Then it's wrapping it up.

Wrap it up.

It drags it off. Look at the way it drags it off.

What a freak show.

It's like actual horror show.

Imagine David Attenborough being like,

Disgusting abominations! What hellish, nightmarish creature is this?

Move the mouse out.

It's pretending to be asleep.

Something kind of sad feeling about today. It's like a sad mood.

Look, the webs are already coming back. Not even one day. In a week they'll all be back.

Look, there's one.

You can feel how strong it is.

God, you got to put a lot of effort into snapping it.

And why is this gutter thing bent in the middle? And why does it go into this green thing?

As if I'm gonna use this water for anything.

The tap thing doesn't even work.

How do you— looks like it snapped off.

Whoa, oh, free water!

It's all brown.

Stagnant rainwater.

Should I drain it all out?

They probably use it for gardening. It snapped. It's hard to twist it back. Ow.

Free water.

And I don't see the point of composting this weed stuff. What do you do with it afterwards?

Just let it rot in the garden.

I used to sit on the edge of this path and cry, do you remember?

I just sit like this and then look into the distance and cry.

You can feel very lonely here sometimes.

The grass is looking not very good.

It's going yellow.

Look, it's growing all over there.

It's spreading.

Bare feet in

The weed killer didn't do anything. Look, all that over there is still green.

I don't, I don't believe any of this weed killer stuff. It doesn't do anything.

No, the fence is wooden.

I thought about painting the fence sometimes white.

White would be pretty good,

or black.

And try to turn into a 65-year-old man.

Um, because women like a man who has a home and does wholesome things like gardening.

What woman likes a man just aimlessly wandering around Asia? Looking for sex. That's just kind

of

sad. Oh damn, those roots.

Do you think you can eat that? It kind of looks like a parsnip.

Yeah, look at that.

Disgusting.

I might go to Wickes tomorrow, see if they got wood.

Where would I put it?

Maybe along the edge of the garden I make one really long one, fill it with compost.

The sand's melting away.

I've needed so many bags of compost, like 10, and they're about £5 each.

Yeah, but if I have to move out, they're going to want me to get rid of it, aren't they? I have to dismantle it. Well, then I'm going to chuck all the compost in black bags and leave it outside. I don't know if I want to do all this work. And then have the possibility of having to

get rid of it.

I wonder what the garden looked like before I moved in. Surely the previous people didn't live like this. They must have taken everything with them.

Maybe they had their shed or something.

Nah, I don't really want to go to Thailand anymore.

Boring.

Things have changed.

Yeah, winter's a bit annoying, but it's— I'd rather stay in winter. Than blow thousands of pounds.

But pay for this place and pay for Thailand at the same time is really dumb.

I'd waste so much money

and then I come back, my car's wrecked.

I don't think I'd get more viewers. Maybe in the beginning, like first week, I might get more viewers, and then they'd get bored again unless there's some kind of girl drama.

I'll be back to the same viewers but paying rent here and also paying for Thailand. It just seems stupid.

I don't even really want to go to Thailand anymore anyway.

I'm cold.

Mr. Meow Meow has to sleep outside now.

Poor boy. Meow meow.

Oh.

Could just be a week.

Oh God, so I got to shell out hundreds of pounds to get to the airport and nearly £1,000 on air ticket just to spend a week in Thailand. It'll cost like £3,000. Thailand only makes sense if it's like a long-term thing

where you spread the cost out. If it's a short-term thing, it's insane. Expensive for one week.

Even public transport to the airport would cost about £200-ish, and then coming back to £450.

You know, we'll get a hotel, plane tickets, food, be at least £2,000 just for a week.

Better get some damn good viewers. I need like 500 viewers to make that worth it.

Thailand's only worth it if it's like a long-term thing.

Upgrade the heating?

That would be weeks of work with engineers and pipe people coming in and out. No thanks.

I'll get an electric jumper, electric trousers. I'll wear the heating.

Japanese people don't have heating either, you know.

They don't have central heating and they have cold winters like we do. They have the toilet seat warmer and the kotatsu.

I lived in Japan for years. We didn't have central heating.

I've got electric radiators everywhere. Look, one there.

Oh, and the fireplace is a fan heater. Got one here.

The problem is the sun does a really bad job warming the house up.

It's way warmer outside than it is in the house.

And then you've got one there.

I think I measured this on max, it uses about 2 kilowatts per hour. I've got one over there.

What I did was I unscrewed all this. I unscrewed it and I carried it downstairs. I had 3 of them. In the living room using 6 kilowatts per hour, 23 pence per kilowatt. So it's about £1 an hour all day long. It's like £15 a day for heating.

That's nearly £500 a month. Oh my God, it's either freeze or £500 a month,

or you just put one heater instead of 3 heaters.

I mean, the way they've been placed around the house must imply that they are supposed to be all on at the same time. To heat the whole house up,

but I only really want this room heated up.

Yeah, but even if you have central heating, it's not free. You still got to spend hundreds on

heating it up, and then you've got to get oil. You got to get heating oil delivered to your place, so a big truck will come and fill up your tank.

That's not really fun.

That's what we have at my mom's house, got a big heating oil tank.

What gas with a boiler? That reminds me of my grandmother. The little circle window that shows the blue flame, that brings back memories.

I want a fireplace. I love that fireplace in the Airbnb. Well, how much you'd spend on wood?

You need endless amounts of wood. Chuck it all in there.

So there's my electricity for August is £90, July £90, June £58.

Damn, when I don't drive, my electricity is really cheap.

That was May. When did I lose my Every job? It must have been May.

Damn, in April and March when I was doing Every every day, my electricity bill was £150, £170 in March, and then I lost the job And it went down to £65 a month. £65, £58. And now I started doing IRL streaming, it went up to £90. £90, £90.

The driving really adds up on the electric bill. Still cheaper than petrol though.

Had to replace 3 tires and a wheel as well. I wonder how the 4th tire is doing.

That cost me 3, 4, maybe £600.

Maybe 500. A new wheel, 3 tires.

And I've done who knows how much worth of damage to the car. Scratches, dents. You know, I dented my car not from Evry, but when I was doing a house viewing, and then I got stuck.

I'll draw you what happened.

It's hard to explain.

This is why there's a massive dent on my door.

So you got the main road. It was a small road, but it was quite busy. It's like a little village road where all the traffic went through. You had the footpath and then you had like shops and stuff,

and then there was a small lane like that, like a wobbly ugly lane, very narrow.

And it went up like that, and then there's a little space for one car to park,

and then you had like old-looking cottages here.

And then you had the houses. This is the one I looked at. It was in the terrace house.

To.

And then further up,

it was like a dead end with a little space for parking, and then here was like a wall.

Very solid wall.

So what happened— what, where's my green pen?

So stupidly, I didn't park my car on the side of the road like the real estate agent did. So I went in and then I thought, oh, it's in here. So I go in and realize, oh crap, now I can't turn around. And this space here was very narrow. Wait, it was more like

Yeah, so I went up here and then I parked my car there.

I parked my car like this

whilst I waited for the real estate agent, and then I was trying to figure out how am I gonna get back out because that road was really busy. It was full of trucks and stuff going by pretty fast, and I was scared to reverse out into

So what I did was I drove up to the end of this bit, and then I tried reversing into this space, and then I wanted to go back out, but I— it was really tight, way tighter than what I've drawn. My car was like, like this big.

My car was like that big. I went in, I, I turned into it too tightly. So now I— it was really hard to turn back out, and I hit this corner of the wall, and I couldn't drive forwards more to get a better angle because I would hit the houses.

So yeah, I went up there and tried to do reverse into it. I crushed a load of weeds and plants, and then it was kind of sloping, the ground, and then it just— the car leaned into the slope, into the corner. And I kind of just forced my way out, scratching up the door and denting it in

the process.

And then I got back out, drove down. It was so stupid.

It was just so insanely tight, and my car's tiny. If it was a bigger car like a Tesla, I'd be screwed.

Horrible house.

They didn't even get back to me. They gave it to someone else. So I wrecked my car, went all the way there for nothing.

Teslas are massive. Model Y is huge.

I don't know what you're talking about. Model Ys are massive.

You must be really big and fat if you think they're not massive compared to my car. They're huge.

I used to want an SUV thinking they were nicer because it's higher up and they're bigger, but actually I quite like my small car. Number 1, it's small. Number 2, it's nice. And number 3, you feel like you're going faster

compared to an SUV going the same speed. You get the feel for the speed more.

And also it's smaller, which is good. You can squeeze around stuff easily.

I thought I was gonna get an SUV like my mum's got.

I got in so many tight spots whilst doing every—

kept thinking, yeah, I love my car.

I remember asking, I think it was Mizuki, I said, how come Japan has all these little boxy cars, the kei cars? And then she goes, because Japan has lots of narrow roads. And I was thinking, yeah, but so does the UK. UK has way more narrow roads than Japan has, and we don't have these dorky looking box

cars that look stupid.

I think they look stupid and they're pointless because they got the same footprint as a small car in the UK. They just look stupid. They're not really smaller, they've got the same footprint. They just look dumb as fuck. Everyone looks retarded driving them. It looks like a car from Mario Kart. It looks so ugly. It looks like

Sitting in a bus, it feels like when you sit in one of them. The roof's really high.

The front windscreen is like straight, flat, not at an angle. Aerodynamics suck. It can barely go up a hill. You've got to put it in first gear and it's going just get up a hill.

And roads are way bigger than the roads here in the UK. And then they go,

"Oh,日本の道路狭いから." Shut the fuck up! Idiots! It's just dorks.

I hate those K cars. Ugly.

It feels like getting into a granny mobile. Nice high ceilings so you don't hit your head. So you don't have to bend down to get into it.

Every other country just has normal cars. Why does Japan have to be special and have these stupid box cars?

No one would buy them if they sold them here.

The Daihatsu cars.

Is he still there? No, he's definitely not there, guys. He's definitely gone.

Yeah, well, he's not in the house, so I didn't do nothing.

Honda Civic does look kind of cool, but it's a very low-down, long car.

I think those Subaru Imprezas look pretty cool sometimes.

I don't get what the obsession with BMW and Audi is.

What's so good about them?

It's like everyone's got one in my neighborhood.

I guess they, they look classy and fancy. This is a very proper grown-up person's car.

I always chose the Subaru Impreza in those rally games, like Colin McRae.

It had those yellow stars on it and the spoiler.

My mom wrecked her BMW. She drove it into a puddle. Water got into the engine or something. The mechanic said she should sell it quickly,

so she sold it and she got the Honda CR-V.

My dad was always against her getting that BMW because it was a 2-seater.

No, I don't think you could pull the roof down. I think it was just like a 2-seater blue

BMW. I thought she had another BMW and it was green. I forgot now.

Did he die in a car crash? I didn't even know he died. I actually don't even know who he is apart from his name's on a video game.

Yeah, my dad said it was not very practical. My dad didn't really like BMWs, I think.

Apparently they're notorious for getting water damage from driving into puddles.

You should have seen the puddles I drove into earlier this year. Everywhere was flooded. I think around January Devon flooded a lot. It rained hard. Some of the roads were like rivers. The water came up quite high, and I just plowed through it,

didn't have any problems.

One time I was driving through this massive storm, could barely see a thing.

What's a regular Paddington Bear?

Yeah, it was when me and Chihiro went back to England to visit for Christmas. We were supposed to go to the New Forest, but my mom drove into a massive puddle and then the car was destroyed, so she had no car for a bit. So we had to walk to the train station, get a train to Maidstone,

own and then walk to the car rental place and then rent this

SUV. I forgot what it was.

I made a vlog, remember?

It took ages in the rental place because they wanted some kind of proof of address, but we didn't bring it, so my mum had to log into her utility account, but she kept forgetting the password.

Yeah, sometimes I thought I wish I had a 4x4 or an SUV because some of those roads were really bad when I was doing Every. The farm roads.

Yeah, I think I've seen that channel. They— there's like a famous road where it floods really bad and all these people standing at the side filming it, and then they film the cars getting stuck and there's like a guy in a pickup truck towing them out, and then the Teslas go through and they have no problems. And

then BMWs get stuck and need to get towed out. They get millions of views just recording people getting stuck in a puddle. I wonder how much money it makes.

Maybe I should go there too and film a video.

Then I'll be in the video, won't I? Won't I? They'll have me in the video. I'll be famous.

My exercise. I've got nothing else to do.

Get it over and done with.

First, toilet.

Exercise time.

Whoa, did

you see that?

I could maybe stand up.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh

my God.

嗯。

Getting ripped.

嗯。

Why'd you time me out for 10,000 minutes?

Who are you? I don't even know who you are.

Who even are you?

You— I don't even remember.

嗯。

Done all my jobs. Went to the dump. Monitor's gone.

Defrosted the fridge. Done my exercise.

The day is going well.

Well.

I do like my new shirt. I think horizontal lines make me look wider.

Oh.

I don't know if I want to get a toothbrush holder from Amazon or go back to Big Tesco.

Toothbrush holder,

£9.

It's not meaningless. It helps keep things organized and tidy rather than just piling up.

Oh my God, oh, what the fuck was that? Where did that come from?

What's that?

I'm so confused.

Why did it look—

what? Who's doing that?

How did you get the link for that?

Wow, $5. Thanks.

Does it do a voice if I donate higher? QSI push 5, bus 5. I guess so, but how did you get the link for that?

Why are these voices weird as well?

I hacked into your computer while you were gone. It's over, Daniel. I'm deleting your channel and getting my money back in three, two, one. Wait, I need another minute.

Thanks, so generous.

That was the link for the kick. Tipping, not the YouTube tipping.

Is it this link?

Yeah, that's the tipping link.

Hmm.

I don't remember why I've got 2. I don't know, I had this problem where people were donating but it wasn't popping up, but now it is popping up, so I use the YouTube link instead.

But on my about page it says—

wait, isn't that the same? streamlabs.com/danielhideinmyroom2.

So does kick ban for cursing? Let's find out. Nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger.

Haha, I can cancel them too.

It should be streamlabs.com/hidinginmyroom/tip,

but the YouTube one is danielhimr/tip.

Getting ripped. I can do this now.

Ben je gaan nu, hè?

嗯。

Okay, toothbrush

holder. Should I get one?

If we get one on Temu for £1, can't you?

Yeah, but I want it now.

Plus, on Temu, you got to spend £15.

Yeah, but I could get some sponges and stuff, couldn't I?

Bin bags.

Last time I used Temu, I was buying like sexy underwear and stuff like that for OnlyFans. So now my recommended, I get like sexy sailor girl outfits.

I don't really wear anything now for OnlyFans, I just get completely naked.

I will get 100 pieces of heavy-duty black trash bags.

And

get 100 trash bags, get 50 to 100 sponges, £3.

Toothbrush holder,

£3 on Temu, £10 on Amazon.

It's £2.80 on Temu for the same thing.

It says Jason. That has to be a sign. On the product preview image, it There's toothpaste or like some kind of gel that's adjacent.

That has to be a sign.

Yeah, get this one.

Black,

£10.77. What else should I get? You see, for £10 I could get the toothbrush holder, but on Temu for £10 I can get toothbrush holder, bin bags, and sponges. Now we get kitchen roll as well.

What

else do I get?

Yeah, it says 50 to 100. Maybe it's random.

Hmm,

what

else?

I need £15 minimum spend.

Okay, check out. £16. Kitchen roll, sponges, bin bags, and toothbrush holder.

Oh, what? It's only £7? I get a £4.50 discount for some reason.

Oh, really?

What?

It says I need to buy more stuff. Oh God,

that's why shopping on Temu is annoying.

Says I've only got

£10 of stuff, I need £15 because I got a discount.

Okay, maybe I'll buy—

嗯。嗯。

Europa.

Maybe not.

I'm

shopping.

I just need to add random things so I can meet the minimum checkout amount.

Maybe jasmine

fragrance diffuser with the sticks in it.

Yeah,

maybe

I

get rid of that.

Oh,

Timmy's really annoying. I don't get it.

It says my total is £19, but £12 are shipped from Temu, which is less than £15 minimum. Which one's not shipped from Temu then? Oh, the kitchen roll, local warehouse.

24

pounds.

Okay, it's only £4. Whatever,

4 to 8 business days.

I

got

sponges, bin bags, toothbrush holder, duster. Incense stick, kitchen roll, £24. But 16 rolls of kitchen roll, 50 sponges, 100 black bags,

£24.

Don't know if I've saved money.

嗯。

What does neurodivergent mean?

Never understand what people mean by that.

Would you say I'm neurodivergent?

Brain functions in ways that differ from what's considered typical.

Autism, ADHD, dyslexia, dyspraxia, dyscalculia. What the hell's that?

If you had Tourette syndrome, you know when they suddenly say things? They can't control that they say it.

What if it makes them say something that could get them in trouble? Would that be their fault? But then they could just say, oh, that was my Tourette's, and then get out of anything.

Yeah, it's awkward, isn't it? Because the teacher can't say anything.

Like, tell her off because it's not her fault,

or laugh. Like, if the teacher laughed and then all the other kids start laughing, then the kid with Tourette's would feel bullied.

Awkward. Imagine me with Tourette's. Yeah, I'd be in jail. I'd just end up blurting out stuff.

So how much that wireless charger? Yeah, but people with autism seem really happy, like a dog.

I'm very cynical and miserable.

Wireless charger.

Oh my God, £2?

Fucking Tesco.

This is the same one I've got. It cost me £18. I got ripped off. Oh my God, it's £2 on Temu. I could buy 20 of them,

10 of them. I can't believe that. Why did I buy it? Oh my— I don't know, I was in like a buying mood.

I can't take it back now. I ripped the box to little bits.

Don't think Tesco are that generous. Fucking hell, I don't even want it that much. Why did I buy it? £18 gone. Oh my, I can't believe I did that.

Uh-huh.

Bet you can get a chopping board on here for like 10p. Yeah, but it's just more fun. You go in the shop, you pick it off the shelf, put it in your basket.

I could get 6 chopping boards for £5 or 1 chopping board for £2.

Get a metal chopping board.

Oh God, I wasted 60

£18. I actually wasted £18 because I didn't even need it at all.

Well, at least it actually charged to 100 this time.

Well, I've got £8, don't I? Easy come, easy go.

That's 2 hours of streaming. 2 hours of streaming is blue on a stupid wireless charger. I'm not even going to use that one.

It says you are legally required to respond. Respond by September 19th. Ah, stupid register to vote. Now they're threatening me.

Why do they want me to register to vote? I've never voted my whole life.

Don't even care.

And then— oh, can I do it online? They gave me an envelope to send it back.

I don't want to go to the post office.

1 hour till dinner. Got curry again. Am I isolated? He's frozen yet.

Oh, they're freezing! Haha, I'm genius!

It's frozen but in like a weird lump. See, you don't need to buy a new fridge. This one's still liquid. That's weird. Maybe it needs to be in direct contact with the metal.

My peas are freezing up.

Stock market is so boring this week.

It's not even doing anything.

I have compulsive vomiting disorder.

Just kidding, that was a fake one. Got you good. Oh, I don't know what to do now. It's getting cold.

Also, I still don't know where the electric blanket cable is. I thought it'd be in there, but it wasn't.

Where is it?

I remember I unplugged it and I chucked it somewhere.

Do do do do do.

Hmm hmm hmm hmm. Must be somewhere.

It's not in here, then where else would it be? Or maybe it's in this cupboard.

I really don't think it's in there. How have I lost it? I took everything out in this cupboard. It wasn't in there. I didn't accidentally put it in the bin, did I?

The electric blanket is no longer electric.

I thought I put it under this table.

Well, maybe it's in this drawer.

I should sort out the drawer, maybe.

What's in here?

I've got this lamp that I never use anymore.

Drawers.

Oh, I found

it.

It did start to go kind of weird where it would turn itself off randomly.

Suck my anus.

This thing was a lifesaver in winter. I was just wrapped up in it.

It was so nice. Put it under the bed, put it under the blanket. If you get in the bed, let's So warm. I love this thing. I'd probably get another one if it broke.

Stocks and shares ISA is up £9.

My gold ETF is up £5 and my VWAG is up 1 pence. And I made £4 in daily interest. Nice. I made £3.60 in interest all time.

My fresh stocks and shares ISA already looking good.

I kind of like buying cleaning stuff. It's fun.

There's not a single sound.

I like this, my laptop. If I get a MacBook There wouldn't even be any fan sound, would there?

I'm cold. Is this thing even turning on?

Oh, it is. Oh, that's nice. It seems to get really hot in one area and then shut itself off, but this bit's not hot, but then this bit is.

Oh, so nice.

It's just always colder in my house.

It's not 29 degrees.

It says 19.

It feels colder.

And where am I going? To Thailand? Never.

I'm building a home and generational wealth for my kids.

£6,000 in the stock market today

could be £15,000 in 20 years.

Generational wealth.

No Mohammeds here.

I'm the only ethnic in the village.

I have ethnical protection. I'm an endangered minority at risk of going extinct. I need a hot Cornish woman

to preserve my life.

Flying. I saw this episode in one of these crime drama series where the guy is like an evil doctor And then he artificially inseminates his sperm into over 100 women, and they birth his offspring not knowing that it's his and not their own husband's. And he gets caught. And I thought, okay, so he got caught, so he

didn't get away with it. But he did, because his whole goal was to create hundreds of offspring. So how can they punish him? What are they going to do, like round up his offspring and murder them? Too late now.

Sure, he might rot in a jail cell, but he's got hundreds of descendants.

Genius or diabolical?

Diabolically genius or geniusly diabolical? It's really warm there, and then Nothing over this side. It's weird.

I need an arm with a monitor like that, and then I just sit looking up at it.

Market's ripping. Good thing I closed half my shorts.

Diabolically bollockal.

嗯嗯嗯。

£5,800 tomorrow.

Can do.

Might do.

Will do.

£5,900 Wednesday.

If I go to Wix, then definitely not. I'm gonna spend like £100.

I don't know why I'm on a spending spree recently.

Maybe I'll wait until a few weeks.

If I go to the dump, do you think they let me take stuff for free?

That monitor traveled the whole country. It went up to Manchester and then it came back and now it's going into a landfill.

嗯，呵呵。

Look at this. Serial butt sniffer arrested for 3rd time.

His face.

Serial boss, never mind.

France to sue Kick for negligence after livestream death.

Uh-oh,

a 46-year-old Frenchman died during 12-day livestreaming marathon.

Better not affect me.

Elon Musk admits to fathering 2 children with his stepdaughter.

That's weird. How, as a woman, do you grow up as a girl with a stepdad as your father figure and then decide to fuck him and have his kids? That's some kind of mental illness.

Do you think she calls him Daddy?

I made 30 Tesco points today.

Pretty good.

Mr. Meow Meow left.

He was there for a couple hours having a nice nap in the freezing cold wind.

Oh, it's nice and warm under this.