Setting up my new apartment

Hey guys, I'm in the guest house now.

This place is weird. It's really not

like a guest house at all. It's basically

just an apartment.

Oh, my neighbor is some noisy American.

Can you hear him.

He's on that side.

He's been—

I can't believe I've got a loud American

next to me.

He's been on the phone for like half an

I don't know if he's just really loud or

if the wall's already thin.

I hope his bed's not on the other side of

this wall. So on this side

of the wall there's nothing because I'm on

the corner of the building, but then on

that side of the wall there's another

room. So it's like one

room there, one room there, and then there

it's the toilet and shower, and in the

shower It's got people's stuff in it,

like razor blades and shampoo and

soap, and it's gross. I've got to share

that shower with that person and this

person for 2 months.

Yeah, so this whole room is mine.

I haven't looked in the kitchen or living

room, but this building is weird. It's

basically just an apartment building. And

then it had a door, it said kitchen on it,

but I didn't open it. And it's got an

elevator. I went straight to the elevator,

and you come up and it's basically just

apartment, apartment rooms.

It's really weird because usually

a guest house is like a big building with

rooms with the doors facing inwards,

but this place is like the building— I

mean, the rooms are in the center of the

building facing outwards with balconies.

It's really weird. It's not what I was

expecting.

And then I can see through the gap and I

can see his laundry. It's kind of weird.

Oh, I got free Wi-Fi! Look, it came with

Wi-Fi and the speed's pretty good. Like,

look, 30 up and down.

I just went shopping, I bought some stuff.

Got a hair dryer.

It's pretty damn big for a guest house

room though.

So I'm thinking, can I move the table

over there so I'm not against his wall?

Guys, can you hear him?

I bought a kettle as well, but I don't

know if I'm allowed to use it. I messaged

the manager. I'm pretty sure I can use

it. He might say he can't use it because

it makes steam and it'll make mold, but I

could, I could plug it in here. Look, I

can plug it in there and then I can put it

outside and boil water outside.

So I don't want to go downstairs every

morning just to make coffee.

Maybe I shouldn't have told him. Because

if he says no, I could refund it, but then

I've got to go downstairs every morning to

get coffee. Oh yeah, I saw Ice is in

Tokyo now. Why is he following me

everywhere? He followed me to Thailand,

now he followed me to Japan. God, the

guy's obsessed with me, I think. Oh crap,

a dog's in my place.

Are you not able to speak normally? I have

severe anxiety about talking and

people being able to hear me,

unlike some people.

He sounds like Seth Rogen, but he's

taller fan.

He sounds like a big guy.

You're talking to 100 people, I'm only

talking to 62.

I walked around the neighborhood, it's

really nice here, really peaceful. It's

annoying I'm right next to the road. It's

not too loud, it's okay, I guess.

Okay, where's my tripod and stuff?

Look, I took the shampoo.

Free shampoo. So I'm here for

2 months.

I took tissues as well from the hotel.

Hotel.

Go on the balcony. Okay, but don't box me.

It looks old, like the air conditioner

looks old and this looks old.

Don't put it on Reddit, okay?

I might buy a bicycle. It's quite nice

around here.

Have you thought about doing a meetup with

your viewers? I met 2 this week.

I met Sunny and I met Blood Bucket.

Okay, I need to get my charger out.

Good thing is there's loads of plugs and

that side of the wall there's nothing cuz

I'm on the corner, so I don't have to

worry about that side. Side. It's just

that side. I don't

get it because I open my door and

then right here is his door, so his room

must be like there. It can't

be going this way, can it? It must be

going that way, otherwise he's like right

next to me. He'll be like right Kind of

weird. Yeah, this place is huge for a

guest house room. Usually guest house

rooms are like half the size, up to there,

just table and a bed. But I got all this

room here. The bathroom—

no, I don't think I should show that

because it's shared and it's got people's

stuff in it. I might get in trouble.

I'll just stick to my room.

I gotta make my bed. They gave me—

I think it's new. I hope it's new. But

they said when I move out, I've got to

dispose of it, and it's a big item.

I think they said I have to dispose of the

entire bedding. No, it can't be. Must be

just the sheets. They said

I've got to dispose of it or pay them

¥1,000, and it's a big item, so you can't

just put it in the bin. You've got to like

contact the city and get them to dispose

it for you. Getting rid of big— oh, that

guy's so noisy. Getting rid of big items

is annoying in Japan. You've got to like

phone up a company or take it somewhere.

I can probably hear everything that guy is

saying.

Are you in Umda? You're one stop away from

Amagasaki via Hanshin. I'm in a

secret place. You'll never find it.

Ah, is that guy gonna be on the phone all

day? Why is he here? It's Monday. Doesn't

he have work or something? Is it a holiday

in Japan? It's 2 PM on Monday.

I'm sick.

I might as well have to dispose of the

mattress. Or imagine if I don't and then I

get rid of the mattress and he's like,

uh, Daniel, where's the mattress? And I

said— and I say, I thought you said I had

to get rid of it.

Hmm, let me make the bed quickly.

Kiwi Farms doxxed your upper hotel. They

will dox your guest house soon too. Kiwi

Farms is like one guy. What's he gonna do?

Scared. I'm not scared of no one.

Do you think the bed's good here?

Uh, where would you move the bed?

Why are you scared like a little bitch?

The American guy isn't going to beat you

up. It would be funny if you get beat up

like you did in Rotterdam again though.

What's that noise? Who's banging?

Yep, my new home for 2 months. I'm not

scared, I'm just being considerate, not

like some people.

Okay, that looks pretty good. I forgot

Good, now that you said you will be there

for 2 months, we will have Kiwi Farms dox

you. Hehe.

Okay, bed finished.

Who's knocking? Is it that side?

Yeah.

Why can't I have

a nice quiet Japanese neighbor? Okay,

what else?

This is my

Yeah, I might go outside later. I've got

scissors, some bananas,

chocolate.

Yeah, I got a mirror from

Daiso.

Goddamn, this place is noisy.

I think it's

coming from above.

Bloody American guy on his phone all the

time. I got water.

I don't

know why they gave me these boxes.

It's getting Where's

my battery bank?

How much for the kettle? It's ¥5,000.

So, so that's

No, it's, uh, ¥4,000, I think.

Oh my God, this place is driving me crazy

already.

How much is— I'm pretty sure it was

¥4,500.

You don't like it? I like the room, I

don't like the neighbors. That American

guy's been on the phone for like an hour.

I don't think he can hear me,

cuz I remember when I met Eugene in Korea

and I vlogged in front of him, cuz he was

filming me vlogging, and he was like,

it's amazing, you can't hear anything

Daniel's saying even though he's vlogging.

Show us outside, seems like a beautiful

day. You want to go outside? I might buy a

bicycle. The weather's getting pretty

nice. We could get a bicycle

and bike around.

Oh, thanks, Koneito. Hey mate, Koneito

here. Someone messaged to say you were

talking about me again. Please stop. I

have a family now and need privacy.

Thanks, mate. Yeah, I said you're a loser

single dad. Your woman left you.

Okay, next, what do I have to, to do?

We don't want to hear this all day. What?

Hear what?

Banging. Maybe he'll go out later and then

I can talk freely.

Am I watching Ice?

No, gotta do my own streams.

I can see into his balcony because there's

a divider, but there's gaps. I can see

through it.

Oh, I didn't buy laundry detergent.

Let's go outside of the place for a bit

now. Yeah, maybe later. I got to set up my

I got some new scissors.

It doesn't look like you have anything. I

got all this. I went

shopping, got unpacked my bag.

2-month sale. Oh my God.

Pocket Wi-Fi.

That's all I forgot, the pocket Wi-Fi.

You can't charge your pocket Wi-Fi.

He's still on the phone.

Have a

rest. Oh my God.

Oh wow, thanks. Mate, you got scammed into

renting a renovation site for the next 2

months. You are definition of a loser and

idiot. Cake. It'll just be a few days.

I think it's coming from above.

A capsule hotel would be like £600 a

month. £600.

Capsule hotels are not cheap.

I just gotta get a fish tank, some plants.

Be pretty nice.

I need to get a mouse mat. Using a mouse

on a bare surface is not fun.

Oh my God,

internet cafes, they're like $20 a night,

so it'd be like $600. For 1 month,

and you don't even get a room, you get

I don't know, this is basically just an

apartment, isn't it? How's it a guest

house? I just

feel like I'm in an apartment room.

Uh, what else? I got a towel, got toilet

paper, I got toothpaste from

Well, even if it's $10 a night, it'll be

like $300 a month. Which is only

a tiny bit cheaper than this place.

You don't even get a bed in a net cafe,

you get a chair. Now I've got

a shared bathroom with that guy and

that person. I think they're both guys

because I saw the shoes at the entrance

and they're pretty big shoes.

No, I'm not gonna go to the kitchen. I

think I'm just gonna eat bentos and hide

in my room. This is not the guest house

experience I was expecting.

There was no one at the entrance, like a

manager or anything.

I don't really want to poo in the toilet.

I feel like there's a 7-Eleven down the

road. I feel like going there and doing a

poo there.

Talk louder? I'm pretty sure you can hear

I haven't gone to the common areas yet.

I'm scared. I heard 2 old women.

I don't know if this apartment building is

shared with actual Japanese people, you

know, just normal Japanese people renting.

I can hear someone.

I think someone's in the bathroom.

I don't want to do it because the mirror

out there is— Sunny really 25? I thought

she was like a cool grandma or something.

Yeah, she looked young.

Oh my God,

I missed my own time.

Outside the door, there's like a toilet

sink wash area, but the mirror is all

dirty. You can't see yourself in it.

So I'm thinking I just brush my teeth in

my room and then spit into a cup and

then put the cup I should have

taken more of those paper cups. Maybe I'll

just spit into tissue and put it in the

plastic bin bag,

and then I'll just piss in that bottle.

Where am I gonna poo?

And the shower looks weird. It's quite

How long can I go without bumping into my

It's weird because it's

weird because it's like an apartment

building. You go up the elevator, you come

out of the elevator, and it's like outside

and there's all doors, but then each

door has a lock to it, a passcode, and

then you open the door And then within the

door there's another 3 doors. One is my

room door. So it's like these are 3-room

apartments and then they just turned it

into individual rooms.

Very, very different to the other guest

house. I bet people here

don't even say hello to each other. Oh my

God, when I was at 7-Eleven buying water,

I saw this tall white guy. Maybe that's

him. I bet

that's him.

He's been on the phone for like an hour.

Um, I hope

he doesn't find my channel. He'll find out

I was moaning about him. Oh my God,

he's talking louder

and louder.

I don't know if the manager's gonna

message me to like welcome me or

something.

Is there a desk? Yeah, I got a table and a

chair, and I got free Wi-Fi.

I think someone went out.

I wonder who lived here before. Oh, I got

my sandwiches from yesterday still.

Why is it steaming up on the inside? And

I've got banana and KitKat.

The hotel was better. I don't know, this

room is way bigger, though.

I got this kettle.

It was like ¥4,000.

Where is it?

They put the receipt in there.

Oh, it cost ¥5,500.

What? Bacteria growing each minute.

Really? It's only been a day.

How much is ¥5,500?

£1 is ¥190,

and ¥1,000,

¥2,000 is like £15, isn't it?

Isn't it like £30? Oh my God, that's

expensive. I thought

this was a cheap kettle.

It's just like basic kettle. $36. Oh my

God. I should have bought a cheaper one.

He's doing something. I think

he's doing like an English lesson.

He's doing like some kind of phone call

with a customer. I can hear someone else's

voice. Oh great, he works from home. Are

you kidding me? Oh my God,

you must be joking. I thought he'd be out

I heard him say something like Can you see

Oh, he's doing some kind of lesson. I

I don't think you can hear me.

I can hear someone else's voice.

Yeah, he's teaching English.

I can hear— I got an English teacher doing

online lessons.

Ah, what if he lives here for like a year?

Maybe he moves out next week. Oh, this is

the worst. Maybe I sit here away,

far away as I can. Maybe I can bring the

desk over here.

Go outside, but then I've got to use my

data. I've only got 70 gigs— gigabytes

left. I've got free data here.

This is the worst luck ever.

I won't be seeing Daniel. I'll be in

Tokyo. Tokyo's boring.

Go to Sunny's house. Sunny lives like 2

hours drive away. Her JET program placed

her in the middle of nowhere. Oh crap,

touched myself.

Yeah, the guy's room is like literally

there because this is the balcony with

that little separator.

Hungry. I might eat my moldy sandwich.

I got a hair dryer.

Like, uh, GoPro stuff.

It's quite nice if you're just here to

like sleep and stuff, study.

I think he's coming from there. I think he

might be— I

think that might be a What is he saying?

I think that might be a celebrity.

Is he talking about me? He's teaching

English.

Yeah, if I get a bicycle, I can ride to

Blood Bucket's house. It'd take like 10

Yeah, I don't think Sunny is attracted to

me. She was like giving me friend zone

vibes.

What's wrong

with ice?

I need to buy— I need

to buy milk and sugar so I

can drink my Norwegian coffee. Any

Norwegians here? For real, I got Norwegian

coffee. Oh yeah, I asked,

uh, would you date me if I was single?

And she was like, I've given up on love.

Well, we can just smash then, don't have

to be in love.

Yeah, I'm a bit sick.

My new home. If I get a

bike, I'll put this on for the camera.

How'd you

like the new place? The internet's good,

thank God. I wasn't even expecting there

to be internet. The internet's pretty

good, it's like 30 up and down.

Um, man in white suit is Okay,

what next? I gotta take my clothing out.

This is my towel. I'm not looking

forward to tomorrow morning. I gotta

figure out when everyone has their showers

and avoid it. Avoid them.

The rent, it cost me,

uh,

I forgot.

I think it was like ¥140,000 for 2 months.

I forgot, it's like £380 for 1 month, so

like £760— no, it was £770,

I remember now, for 2 months

including entrance fee, utilities,

everything was all included.

I don't know if

the guest house has a roof. It's got a

training room. It's got a training room

for Dancing and exercise.

Yoga. Kind of weird. I'll put my bag here.

Am I home for 2 months? How am I gonna

survive? I want

to eat my sandwich quickly.

Give me, give me 30 seconds.

Look at

my sandwich.

It expired yesterday.

Nice and cold.

Daniel is in Milo, Japan. It's in Kyoto.

What?

Daniel's guest house is in Uku, Japan.

It's located in Kyoto and Kansai. Shut up,

don't dox me.

Google for share house or guest house in

Muku, Japan, Kyoto. You can meet Daniel.

Today's menu is pizza.

I don't know where to sit.

Oh, thanks. K7,

has Jahira responded? Nope,

still ignoring me.

Why do you think she's not talking to me

now? Because she talked to me 2021.

In 2021, she just randomly messaged me.

Saji Buri. I didn't even talk to

her. She was the one who talked to me.

She talked to me several times in 2021.

She asked—I mean, she wished me happy

birthday. In March 2021, and then she

messaged me again September 2021,

but since 2022, nothing. And now

she doesn't even read my message. What do

Maybe she got mad about that sushi vlogs.

It's because he's her friendo.

Has Chihiro responded to you yet? Any

chance? No, probably not. Maybe in

2021 she still had lingering feelings

because it was only a year since we got

divorced, but now it's been way too long.

Feels weird being back in Japan though.

Now I'm out of Osaka. When you're in

Osaka, it's like you're in tourist mode

because you're in the city. But then you

move out of Osaka into

normal Japan and it feels more like this

is normal life now. And I'm getting

nostalgia from when I lived here because I

didn't live in Osaka City. I lived, I

lived in Hyogo Prefecture.

So it's definitely different here.

Kind of reminds me. It kind of makes me

feel like why did I leave? Because every

single place, every single shut the fuck

up. Every single place I lived in after

leaving here has been shit.

시모트수비야시 زم리 네시켜워 기우도.

Shut up.

So I wanted to leave the marriage in Japan

because I felt bored, but then everywhere

I lived after has sucked. Manchester

sucked, Rotterdam sucked, Bangkok was not—

it was okay, but it wasn't great.

And then I come back here and I'm like,

why did I leave? This is almost

perfect. It's quiet, it's safe, it's

cheap. I don't know why I left.

I thought— I don't know, I thought I could

find a better life.

I thought I could find a better life if I

Yeah, Japan gets boring, but then you

leave Japan and then you go to some

shithole like Rotterdam and you think, oh

my God, why did I leave Japan? Yeah,

okay, it's boring, but it's not— you're

not going to get beaten up on the by some

immigrant, aren't you?

And it's not gonna cost like $2,000 a

month to rent a place.

I'll take boring over expensive and

dangerous.

Too late now. I blew it. Could have been

living in Japan.

Now my second best option is live in

Thailand. Bangkok's okay. It's just so

damn loud and hot and kind

If you go outside central Bangkok,

everywhere's just ugly looking.

And the food's expensive in Bangkok if you

don't eat Thai food.

Pattaya isn't bad. I went to Pattaya 3

times. It was rubbish. It's full of

massive fat middle-aged white men walking

around topless.

Bangkok's okay, I guess, if you got a nice

You can't hear? Must be joking. My mouth

is right next to the mouth— the mic.

Oh wow, thanks, Josh. Don't regret leaving

Chi-Chi. She would have only got more

violent and abusive.

I wonder what time they finished drilling.

Probably like 5 PM.

Ice is

trying to get a Japanese SIM card. Good

luck. Oh,

like, don't regret leaving Shishi. She

would have only got more violent and

abusive. You did the right thing.

Oh wow, $10. How could you go somewhere

else? I thought we had something. You

reported my video because I put your face

in it. That's why.

The plan for the next 2 months, I don't

maybe get a bicycle, IRL stream.

Weather's gonna get nicer from now on.

I probably have to lower the stream

quality. Because it's using too much data

when I go outside.

I used 20 gigabytes of data with Sunny.

I've only got 100 gigabytes. I used

20% of my data and it cost me $40.

I'm gonna have to get another one.

Yeah, my kettle— my kettle cost $40

as well, I think. I don't

know if iVideo has unlimited data.

We could do barbecue on the balcony,

invite American guy over.

Do you like

my new room?

Oh my God, that's so annoying.

Got storage for clothing,

little cupboard thing.

Oh, we can unbox my hair dryer.

It's Christmas, I got presents.

I'm paying £385

a month for this place.

I don't understand this. It says ion on or

off. Do I want ion on or off?

Oh, broke it. I take this bit off. Don't

like this funnel.

I don't think I'd decorate it. It seems

like a waste of time if I'm not here very

long. What would you even get?

To decorate it.

Maybe a flower.

If I get a bicycle, I can leave it at

Blood Bucket's house when I leave.

He's teaching English, I can hear him.

I wonder how much money he makes. I should

Too. I got this hair dryer at ¥2,000.

Where should I put this?

Maybe here.

And my kettle.

I'm not sure where to sit.

Maybe like this.

I think laundry is on the first floor,

but I don't really want to do it here.

Maybe I'll just find a coin laundry

outside.

What is the plan for next adventure with

Sunny? Uh,

she said we could do a car trip.

She has a car.

I probably will pee in a bottle.

When that bottle's empty, I drink it all

and piss it back in, into the same bottle.

That's

What if I go to toilet and then an

American guy comes out too.

I can't zip this thing. The zipper

got stuck. Oh, my clothing. What should

I do with my clothing?

Okay, I don't

even think I need this.

Ah, my new home.

Yeah, it's not a bad life. I just sit here

all day.

I got ¥10,000. Where is it?

What? Oh, it's here.

I could buy a bicycle. With this crisp

¥10,000,

do you know what else you can get with

this? Not telling you.

Not enough for Tobita. Yeah, but just

enough for Juuso.

Juuso horny.

Why are you saying there's no audio? I can

see the audio level bouncing

So this is my new stream apartment for the

next 2 months.

You do during summer vacation?

Being an English teacher sounds so boring.

Do you usually go to movies?

What is your favorite movie?

My favorite Show

us the balcony outside. Hmm,

I already did. I could do it again since

you gave me a dollar. Where's the balcony?

I guess the Wi-Fi does come out here.

I dox myself for $1.

What's down there? I wish that was a

konbini. What is that?

Cut plastic surgery.

Oh, there is a floor above me. That's

where the noise is coming from.

Maybe I'll leave the door open, then it's

more noisy to muffle my voice, but then

it's cold.

It's too quiet now. I sit in the corner,

but the other guy's room is on this side.

This is not the slums. This is way nicer.

I don't hear any noise from that side, so

maybe he's out.

Knock on the door, introduce yourself.

Hello, I'm your new neighbor.

I'm famous YouTuber Daniel,

Daniel Naldo. At least I got a nice view,

I guess.

It's a bit cold though.

What's wrong with this place? What do you

mean? Can't believe you are content.

It's nice,

cheap, spacious. What more

could you want? Uh,

Uh,

it's better

than the slum hotel.

No, I don't know if I'm going to do

cooking. I'll just go

to the supermarket in the evening.

I can make noodles.

Slum guest house.

It's not that bad.

I might just poop in the 7-Eleven though.

I hope I don't get diarrhea.

Maybe I just poo in a bag and then I take

it to 7-Eleven. Have you ever pooed in a

Put it in a bag and then chuck it in the

I'd probably pee in a bottle though.

Daniel's guest house is this address: 4

Chome 3 minus Bara Minami Mukanoso,

Amagasaki, Hyogo 6610033.

Nah, that's wrong. You're so wrong. It's

not even close.

It's not even close to where I'm living.

You can drink urine up to 3 times

before it becomes toxic. Toxic. Bear

Grylls said it.

It's free

water.

I saw Bear Grylls squeeze an elephant poo

and drink it. Maybe I should do that too

with mine.

Can you hear that guy's voice?

God, I'm gonna have to stream for two

months talking like this. Four Chom

three minus Bara Minami Mukunosu Amagasaki

Hyogo six six one zero zero three three

Google it, guys. You can meet Daniel. I'm

not meeting anyone.

You know what would be cool? If I could—

if you could download internet data and

then store it like a battery. I could

like download 100 gigabytes of data and

then use it outside. Why can't you do

that?

What's your plan in Japan? Uh,

probably just sit in my room all day

and go to 7-Eleven.

Did Thai girlfriend see cry after Sunny

video? Maybe. She said if I

love Sunny, I can date her instead.

Oh, thanks, Purple Potato.

Yeah, hiding in my room.

How many times have I fucked while in

Japan? Probably like 50

Finally living up to the channel name

again. Yeah, at least you can't say my

channel name's clickbait.

Maybe me and my girlfriend would adopt

Sunny. She can move in with us.

I wonder how we're gonna

In our 50s. Well, by then I'll have my

inheritance and I'll be living off 8%

interest a year.

So how's Ice gonna get internet?

He's gonna go to Yodobashi Camera and get

a crappy prepaid SIM like I did.

I wonder what SIMs he had last time.

My bank offered me— my bank let me open

an 8% savings account.

I just put 100K in that, I make 8K a year,

plus my YouTube. I mean, my YouTube

makes like 15K a year now.

Even if it drops down to like 5K a year,

plus my interest, I'll be making 13K a

year.

So my YouTube can die by another 65%

and I'll be fine.

Are you gonna snipe Ice again? No,

it'll be weird if I keep sniping him.

He's probably fed up with me.

He's in Tokyo now, isn't he?

Interest is taxable. Yeah, but I just put

100K in, get 8K interest. You got

to make over 12K. Contact J&F House

Kansai, guys, and report Daniel. J&F House

Kansai to The fourth of March ten, Minami

Mukanoso, Amagasaki-shi, Hyogo, six six

one zero zero three three. No, that's not

where I'm staying. You're just phoning the

wrong guy then.

I wonder if Ice would come to Osaka again.

How long is he here for? What's he doing

here? Another subathon?

I don't know what to do here. I've got 3,

4— I've got 6 hours until I go to bed.

My days are just like waiting until I can

go to bed. Oh, no more bath.

Gonna miss having a bath.

Go outside. I was outside for like 4

hours. I went shopping, walked around the

area. My girlfriend had a panic

attack, so didn't reply to her for 2

hours, and then she dumped me.

She said she can't take it anymore,

goodbye. And I said, I'm back, I was just

Calm down. I was gone for like 2

hours and she dumped me.

And then she undumped me.

She thinks if I don't reply straight away,

it means I'm like having sex or something.

Why doesn't she trust me now? She thinks

I'm like Going on dates and stuff and

meeting women.

No, the DIY thing stopped, thank God.

Oh, he finished his English lesson.

I only met women on stream, so it's not a

I wonder if that American guy is going to

be talking all day long.

You date Sunny? Yeah, I want to get

married to Sunny.

I love her so much.

Finally, he stopped talking.

I'm gonna have to listen to that every

day, I think.

They dox you again, be careful. Oh,

not again. I can't get any peace, can I?

Why do they want to dox me so much? Is it

that funny?

Like, when Ben Dean makes a video, no one

cares where he's staying. Why should you

care so much about exactly where I'm in,

where I'm living? Why is this heater not

doing anything?

Thing. Oh, it's got a beep.

My new room.

Oh no, I need to pee soon.

Use the bathroom. But what if the American

guy comes out at the same time and he's

like, what's up dude, let's be friends.

I got this milk.

Sorry, do mirror stream.

I should put a bigger mirror.

Maybe I

stream like this.

Actually, I might go to Daiso again and

get a bigger mirror because they had a

My hair is getting a bit long.

Damn, this is sharp.

Well, I hope you're excited for my

upcoming streams. They all

look like this.

I don't know where I can park a bicycle if

I get a bicycle.

I didn't see a car park parking space.

Have you ever parted your hair on the

other side? I tried, but it won't,

it won't stay that way. It keeps flipping

back over naturally.

Oh, that guy finally stopped talking.

I've been here for like 2 hours, he's been

talking non-stop.

First, first 2 hours here,

I'm already annoyed.

Visit Chihiro's house. Uh,

kind of already did that. It was weird. I

went to the park where I made my fake

homeless video, you know, where I was

sitting outside on the bench and I was

like wearing

that gray hat, and I went into the toilet.

I went there. Had a look around.

We can't hear you.

Maybe turn up your volume then, idiot.

Maybe that the heat is blowing directly on

the phone.

This is very uncomfy.

I think I need to pee soon.

I don't know what to do.

I might move the table.

Here, let's move the table. Oh yeah,

that'd be way better. Ow!

Ah,

that's way better.

Put the phone here.

Um, put mirror.

I need a bigger mirror.

I need the mirror higher, like there.

Yeah, it's pretty good.

I hate coins, they make so much noise.

Oh,

why do coins have to be metal?

Uh, where should I put the coins?

I don't really

want this big box.

That's pretty good. How do you like my new

stream setup?

Oh my God, I need to pee. What are we

gonna do? I haven't finished this bottle

yet. I got a toothbrush from the

hotel and I took the

Yeah, so I think I'll probably stream like

this and then you can see out the window

as well.

Hey guys, my wife beat me

up yesterday because I cheated. She stupid

bitch.

It's like we've traveled back in time.

Oh my God, I got 10,000 new subs

yesterday.

Hmm, I need to organize stuff a bit

Yeah, it's Very

nice. What about

the chair?

How about this for a special stream? We go

to all the places that I made videos in,

like the park where I pretended to be

homeless, uh, the river when I

pretended Chihiro kicked me out. And I

made that video about the Taiwanese girl

having a baby. We can go there and

we can go to— and

go to the McDonald's that we went to after

we got married and had McDonald's in.

Oh, I went to the Steyr. It's not there

anymore. Me and Chihiro used to go to

Staia when we first started dating to rent

Game of Thrones. I went there and it's now

a gym. It's like an Urban 24 gym.

I can't believe they got rid of Staia.

But apart from that, the whole place seems

exactly the same. There's like

no difference. Time has literally stood

still. It's weird. It's like I traveled

back in time, but everything's the same,

but also not the same.

You almost look the same too. Thank you,

I try my best. I even got the same

clothing, Uniqlo hoodie,

and he's got the same, uh, gray woolly

beanie thing.

My motto in life is never

change, resist change.

Do you think you would be happier if you

never left Japan? Sometimes I think, why

did I? It's actually really nice here. I

went walking around the neighborhood

earlier today and I thought, oh my God,

this place that I thought I hated living

in when I was married is better than every

other place I've lived in. Obviously

better than Rotterdam, Manchester, better

than Bangkok. Why did I leave?

Maybe leaving was a mistake.

It's just like a quiet, sleepy Japanese

town. Nothing special, but it's peaceful.

It's full of old people though.

Why did you leave? I left because I

thought I could find a better life than

this. I tried for like 5 years. I couldn't

find anything better. That's why

I'm back. I had to travel the world

to realize everyone Where's shit?

Organize my

new desk.

Oh, my throat's dry. Right,

why didn't

you make a Palworld video? I made like 50

Palworld videos.

No, I made like 20 Palworld videos.

Didn't you see them?

This will piss you off at night. They're

not going to be doing DIY at night,

silly.

Should I plug in my nice mic?

Tell me if it sounds different.

I've got this nice Razer mic.

That was too high up.

I'm gonna plug it in now.

Testing, testing. Hello?

Does it sound better? Better or worse?

Better or worse?

Does it sound good?

Let me check. I have to make sure it's not

too near me, otherwise it'll start

peaking.

Hello guys, I am streaming.

Hello guys, I am streaming.

Why is it picking up all this background

Hello, welcome back to new video.

Is it good like this?

I don't know.

Hello, welcome back. But this is a

directional mic, so it's pointing at me,

not pointing at the street.

So maybe I'll just put it higher like

that. Hello.

Welcome to my new stream.

If I talk louder, it will probably peak,

so I gotta talk quietly. Lower the

gain. Um,

lower the gain. Maybe it's this thing.

Testing, testing, testing, testing,

testing, testing.

Testing,

testing.

What is

your favorite movie?

For me,

my bank let me open an 8% savings

My bank let

me open— Is it better now?

My studio mic. I will

plug in my USB hub so I can charge it as

well.

I need to pee.

I think my Blue Yeti mic was better.

This one seems very harsh,

very sensitive.

My Blue Yeti mic's still in my bedroom at

home. This is the Razer Seiren X.

2V or something.

You won't believe what I can see in the

distance. I won't say it, secret.

I kind of miss my wireless mics though.

I wish I didn't sell them.

To Hero's house. No, no.

Yeah, I can see her now.

She's in the shower.

Should I get some binoculars?

Direct line of sight.

How do I focus the light exposure?

I can't, I can't change the exposure.

Ah, I can't speech when the mic's plugged

in.

The docks where you are get who Americans.

Now when the mic's plugged in, the

speakers don't work.

Direct line

of sight.

Maybe I'll

unplug the mic.

Stupid drilling.

Testing.

Testing, testing, testing. Which mic's

louder, the bottom mic or the top mic?

Hello, hello.

This is like ASMR now.

Brand of your mic is the Razer Seiren.

Oh, the charge is glitching now.

Uh, why does it do that? Is it charging?

Circle keeps coming up over and over

again.

Oh my God,

let me Google it.

Android charging The circle keeps

coming up.

Why does it do that?

What?

Hold on,

I don't have to fix it. I fixed it before

by just unplugging it. It keeps popping

up.

Oh, it stopped.

Thank God, it just stopped on its own.

I feel less nervous now I don't hear the

American guy anymore, but maybe he can

hear me if I talk louder.

Gotta share a toilet and a shower with

him. That's so embarrassing. Maybe I just

don't shower anymore.

Maybe I go to the gym and just have a

shower there.

Dave Trippin moved to Thailand and he

made a bunch of videos and none of them

got 1,000 views. He's like,

I'm in Thailand, it's so beautiful country

and the food is amazing.

He gets like 100 views. That guy sucks

so much at YouTube. It's like he's trying

so hard to be a YouTuber and then he gets

no views and he's been doing it for like

15 years. Just give up at that point.

Why even bother?

Some people, they've been doing YouTube

for like 15 years and they got 100 subs.

Or something, or they got like 5K subs but

get 10 views. 15 years,

he puts a lot of effort into his channel.

Yeah, that's what I've been saying. Does

putting effort into the channel doesn't

even matter if no one's going to watch it?

He could be using the most expensive

camera and professional editing and no one

would give a shit. Because he's boring.

He's like the most boring American white

man ever, and he's old.

He's too old to be doing like vlogging.

Vlogging, you'll be like 20-something.

I don't know what I could do though. If he

really wants to do YouTube,

uh, I don't

know.

I think travel content is hard to do. You

see so many couples now trying to do

travel vlogs, like they got thousands

subscribers and they're called Jack and Mo

Travels, and then they travel to different

countries and they get like 200 views.

T-Series Sam's friends with everyone,

isn't he? Tell me someone

who's not friends with T-Series Sam.

Travel content is boring. You gotta have

very special personality to pull it off,

or do crazy— you either gotta do crazy

stuff or be really charismatic.

Which is why I can't get views doing it,

because I'm neither— I don't do crazy

stuff and I'm not charismatic. I sit in my

room. I travel across Asia and I sit in my

room. That's my content.

I wonder what happened to Nikki from David

Bond. I bet

she's just like working in some restaurant

or something now.

God, it's getting cold.

Why isn't my heater working? 28 degrees.

She does YouTube but she gets no views.

What's her channel called? Nikki for

Nikki With You? What was it?

Testing. Nikki, is you?

What was it? Testing.

I think it sounds good. What are you

It's just cuz I'm talking quietly. When

that American guy goes outside, I'll talk

I mean, he could be Canadian. I don't

know, they sound the same to me. The only

way you can tell is when they say about,

because Canadians sound like they're

saying a boot.

Daniel comes to Japan and sits in his

room. A boat.

It's all about— why do they say it like

Wow, this is such great content, isn't it,

guys? Well,

first we got to lay the trap, and then we

just gotta wait until someone enters it.

I'm not really a hunter, I'm more of a

trap layer, sit-and-wait kind of guy.

I don't really go out there and grab

things by the balls. I'll set

my net or my trap and I'll just wait

patiently. It's like fishing,

you need a lot of patience.

I don't watch any travel vloggers. I think

travel vlogging is boring. I don't care

about some temple or market.

I don't watch any of them.

I watch— I

haven't actually been watching anyone

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