I Think I'm Gay [uxMjhAjjvmA]

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Hello, welcome back to a new stream.

I'm back from the garden.

You look, you look like Trump with

the plaster on the face. Yeah, I survived

a I can't say that word. I survived a

you-know-what. It was very scary.

I think it's better if I put something on

it because it looks really bad. I popped

it about a day ago and then it went black.

Which is why I said not to pop it, but

then I couldn't resist because it was like

bulging out, pulsating. I had to.

Was Kami mad? Oh no,

it was just a minor incident, nothing to

Yeah, I'm gay, guys. Join my OnlyFans.

I'm gonna put some DPs on it soon.

Supposed to pop it as soon as possible.

I don't know, it does speed

up the healing process, but then it leaves

a horrible black mark and it takes ages.

Oh wow, thanks. Open the Discord?

I don't know if people can be trusted.

People trying to wreck things between me

and Sunny.

Maybe when things stabilize, I don't know,

I could think about reopening it,

but I think it's just too much of a

hassle, too much headache. Than it's

worth. Yeah,

I miss Discord a bit too, but it's just so

annoying the way that people can message

each other. Members should not be able to

message each other, and random people

shouldn't be able to make their own

server. You have to— should have to be a

famous YouTuber to be able to have a

server. I don't want all these bunch of

random weirdos having their own servers

and inviting my viewers to them.

That's what I hate about Discord. It's

stupid. I made a community for myself.

Doesn't mean join it and then create your

own stupid splinter communities.

See, on YouTube it's simple. You guys

can't message each other and, um,

you can't— I mean, you can make your own

channel if you want, but it's not going to

It's a lot, it's a lot easier to make your

own Discord server and have like a couple

dozen active people on it than it is to

make your own YouTube channel and actually

get any views.

You just end up like that meaningless guy.

You just get bored and then give up. But

Discord's like really low effort, so

YouTube is like very high effort because

you've actually got to like be on camera

or you've got to talk. A lot of people

can't be bothered to do that.

But yeah, Discord is just annoying.

You see MrBeast, he's in a lot of trouble

recently as well because of Discord. Got

some Discord leaks come out of him talking

about someone's willy.

Discord is just not good news if

you're a creator. It always ends up biting

you in the backside somehow.

That ImAlexx guy, he got exposed on

Discord as well, yelling at his

girlfriend. It's just not good.

It makes it too easy to get exposed.

The Discord community is dying. Oh no,

there are, what, 10 people left on it?

The good part of my community is on the

comments and the live chat. The worst

part is on the subreddit, and then Discord

was like a middle ground.

If you got big, you'd be immediately

cancelled. Yeah, I did. I mean, I had like

a shot at becoming big, and as soon as I

started getting big, all these channels

came out to cancel me, like Elvis the

Alien. Every single

one of them just made these stupid videos,

and I made it easy for them to cancel me,

to be honest. Didn't really make it hard

for them. So yeah, I wouldn't have a

chance at becoming very big because as

soon as I did, you just have like some

stupid channel make a video about me

saying I'm this and that.

There's loads of videos canceling me. Not

now, but like 5 years ago. There's another

guy, August the Duck. He got like 800,000

views or something. 400,000 views. Abba

the Preach, Abba and Preach, they got like

800,000 views bashing me. Elvis Alien

got like 2 million views bashing me,

and I can't really defend myself. I mean,

if they're gonna be like, oh, he's a

scumbag because he cheated, it's not much

I can do. I mean, yeah, I cheated, get

over it.

Boohoo. It's called life. We don't find

our perfect partners straight away, do we?

You gotta fish around to get the right

catch. Oh, thanks.

Yeah, well, I'm not really bothered if

it dies, to be honest. It's morphed into

something I don't really want to be part

of. Yeah, loads of people

cheat. It's not like there's people who

never cheated, but then they act like it's

all such a terrible thing because I admit

to doing it.

Oh well,

that's the problem of being super open and

honest.

Did you think my arms looked muscular in

my digging video? I thought my biceps

looked pretty good. My biceps are bigger

than my legs. I don't know why people were

saying I was digging wrongly. They said I

shouldn't be squatting, I should be

standing and like going like this and

stepping on the shovel or the spade. I

can't. How do you dig a hole While

standing. You would have to bend over. It

hurt my back. You can't dig a hole while

standing because I need to be down low

near the hole so I can like stab at it.

If I'm standing, I gotta bend over like 45

degrees and use my back, and then I'm

gonna pull my back out, and I've got no

body weight to put on the spade. So I

could step on the spade, yeah, but

nothing's gonna happen. Well, I weigh

what, 48, nearly 50 kg. I can exert

like 20 kg of force in both arms.

So that's like combined force of 45 kg

with my biceps and my chest muscles. And I

don't put my back out. And I can also like

repetitively stab at the ground faster

than like that. That's way harder. Yeah,

it was fun. I enjoyed digging that hole.

I didn't think it would take such a long

time. It took me like an hour and a half

to dig that stupid bush out. It was not

easy. The roots went in deep. I had to

like sever the roots with the spade all

around it, and to get to the roots, I had

to dig deep, and then I could pull it out.

It was not easy to get it. My— there's no

way— I can't believe my mum was gonna do

that by herself. There's no way she would

have been able to. I'm a fit young guy who

does bicep and push-up training every day,

and that took me ages to do. So I

just don't see how she could have done

that. But it felt so satisfying

when I yanked it out of the ground. That

sound of the roots ripping, like, sounded

so good. Felt good, like dopamine reward.

I want to do more, but I need to rest now

because look, I've got blisters all over

my hands again. Every time I go gardening,

I get these stupid blisters. And also

my shoulders, my fingers all ache as well,

like the finger joints and the ligaments

all ache.

I probably need like a week to recover

now, and then I'll do some more. It is

good exercise and it does make you feel

good because you feel like you achieved

and you accomplished something and

it's good, like active activity.

But now I must recover. I'm so hungry

afterwards as well.

Remember when people thought you were

actually eating 2 rotisserie chickens a

day? Yeah, it was the what I eat in a day.

I roasted 2 chickens in the oven. It took

me ages to finish all of them. It took me

like a week to finish those 2 chickens,

not a day.

It was quite a nice day today. I mean,

yesterday was better. Today is just way

too bright and sunny. There's not a single

cloud in the sky. It'd be really hot today

to work outside.

My— I think my granddad planted that bush

like 30 years ago.

But I don't know why people were surprised

to see me help my mum. I've helped out in

the garden my whole life. Even as a kid,

I used to ask my dad if I could help and

he would give me some money, like £10.

As a kid, I helped my dad loads, digging

holes, mixing cement. And he gave me some

money so I could buy Warhammer video

And then I dug that hole in 2020,

remember? I help in the garden loads when

I feel like it. I just don't want to do it

when I feel like I'm being ordered to do

it. I'll do it when I want to do it.

Not when I'm like pressured into doing it.

And also I clean the house all the time.

I vacuum. You should see the state of the

floor if I don't vacuum. Of course I

vacuum because I've never seen my mum do

it. The kitchen's always covered in cat

food and stains, so I go down there and I

hoover it and I wipe it. People— it's like

people think I don't help around the

house. When I do, I help. I'm not

a— I mean, I'm not an untidy person. I

like things to be tidy and clean.

I'm not going to use a kitchen that's

covered in cat food, swarming with flies.

Disgusting.

I think I'm a pretty tidy person. I don't

know where this thing is about people

thinking I don't help around the house.

It's annoying.

I just don't really see that there's

anything that the garden needs to be done.

My mum just finds random stuff to do

because she's bored or something. Like,

the bush was fine there. It's been there

for 30+ years. Why remove it now? She said

she wants to get rid of the bush because

it was getting in the way of the

lawnmower.

How's your sister doing in Japan?

Uh, I kind of forgot about her. Oh yeah,

she sent me a message today. She said

she was in like a game shop. She took this

picture of a Mega Drive controller.

Can't really see it.

Why is it so overblown?

Whatever. I think she's leaving Japan

this week.

Oh, she went to Hiroshima, to the bomb

dome. She didn't even know that

America has army bases and troops

stationed in Japan. She said, does America

still have soldiers in Japan? I was like,

yeah, they've got like 100,000 troops.

You've got loads of air— it's the biggest

concentration of US troops outside of

America in Japan. I don't know how my

sister knows, like, almost nothing about

geopolitics.

Like, she doesn't know of the World War II

atrocities Japan did and why China

and Korea hate Japan and all that stuff.

I feel like women just don't really care

about history. Especially military

history. They're like, oh, why can't

everyone just get along?

I know lots. I'm very knowledgeable. Like

how they stole the uranium from the

Japanese boat. Otherwise Japan would have

built the first nuke.

Clickbait don't work. Yeah, it doesn't

work anymore, does it? I did a stream with

the same title back in 2021 and

it got like 30,000 views.

How many viewers did I get? Uh, I only got

230 peak and 170 average.

It's not that much more. That was 2021.

I was averaging about 150 viewers,

but somehow it got over 29,000 views in

The title isn't clickbait though. Yeah, I

know. If I like putting stuff up the hole,

then it means I'm gay.

What's fake?

Well, I'm not attracted to men, so I guess

it means I'm not gay.

I am the most straightest alpha male in

the manosphere. Do you

have new posts on OF? Uh, not yet. I might

be able to dig up some old stuff.

Problem is I deleted all my stuff. I might

have to Google my own leaks. I might have

to actually like find my leaks and then

just save them and re-upload them. Thanks

for leaking it, I guess, because I've got

nothing. I haven't taken those pics of

myself in years. Do you want to

see the pimple? It's pretty bad.

Don't screenshot it, okay? I just

know you're holding the screenshot button

right now, aren't you? Fucking bastards.

Oh my god,

it's not too bad. It's like a mole. It

looks like a black mole now. Of all the

places, why'd it have to be there on my

cheek? At least it's not around my nose or

something. It's massive. You can even see

it through the tape a little bit.

Yeah, it's really bad. It's the worst one

I've had in ages. Last time it was really

bad was in Japan around May.

I had a massive one under my glass frame

bit here. And it was like a big lump.

Took weeks until it popped, and then it

finally pops, and then there's a black

scar for another few weeks. And now I

still got the black scar. It's a bit faded

now. It takes ages to fade out.

You don't drink water? I'm drinking water

Not really much updates recently.

Uh, oh yeah, there was that. I think

saying certain words is getting my streams

demonetized because recently I've been

saying these words. And I have been having

problems. The last 2 streams were

fine. The one before that was not fine. I

think it's because I said that A-S-S word.

The A-A-S-A-S-S-A-A-S-S-A-S-H-O-N.

I'm just going to say the words completely

wrong. The shabishashong word. I said it

way too much with the Trump thing. And

also the Dopushikshingshing word.

I think I'm not allowed to say that. The

D-O-C-Ks. And now I'm scared to

say certain words. The shabashishpation.

If we just make our new language to

trick the bot. Yeah, there's that drama

about Sunny's school, but she doesn't seem

to care because she left the school.

So as long as she doesn't care, then I

don't care. I'd be like nervous

and stressed out if she did care,

but I think she's okay. What did I do over

the weekend? Uh, just made Fold 6

videos. They're not doing very well

anymore. I think the trend is starting to

fail. I made Fold6 videos,

did some gardening. I forgot,

really. Every day just goes by, day by

day. Not much happening each day.

Hmm,

yeah, very uneventful. The biggest event

is like, I don't know, subreddit drama,

doxxing stuff.

It's like the only thing to talk about now

is the stupid subreddit.

So now they're calling Sunny a P-word.

'Cause in their minds, that's like the

only reason why she would like me.

So dumb. I need a tissue.

It's watering. I don't know

why my nose is leaking. Oh, it's itchy as

well.

Will Sunny be the next Mila? I don't think

so. I think Sunny's way stronger, like way

mentally stronger.

I had a look at a Tesla. I think I could

afford it. I found the cheapest Tesla to

be about £200 PCP a month,

and then insurance, I got it down as cheap

as £160 a month. So I think

maximum I could get a cheap Tesla Model 3

for like £380 a month.

If I didn't have to pay my mum back, I

could afford it. But I've had to pay

credit card and the Tesla and my mum and

my phone. It's a bit too much. If I could

make a bit more money, but I just don't

know how to make more money right now.

Nothing's doing well.

Not like you'd drive it more than once.

No, I'd drive it a lot. To go and see

Sunny or to go places with her.

She lives far away, like 4 hours drive

I gotta drive like 200 miles if

I wanted to go see her.

Or go around the UK to go to places unless

she just only comes here, which would be

easier for me.

Take the train. It'll take like 10 hours

to get there by train and

probably very expensive,

like hundreds of pounds. Let me check.

Train system in the UK sucks. If you're

going to London, it's easy, but anywhere

around, like not going to London, it's

very difficult to get to by train.

Actually, it says 4 hours 50 minutes by

train. That's like the same length as it

takes by car, but you go to so many

stations. I go to Ditley Wood,

then to Ashford, and then change to

Ashford International, and then go to

Stratford, and then change at Stratford,

and then go to Paddington, and then change

at Paddington. Oh my God, there's so many

changes. I don't know how much it would

cost. It'd cost loads as well.

So I'd have to go into London By using 3

different train systems. Be such a pain in

the backside.

Or I just get a cheap cart, like, I don't

know, £80 a month insurance and

£100 a month PCP,

so I only spend under £200 a month.

But then you got to pay petrol and road

tax. Oh my God,

at least the Tesla, you don't pay road tax

because it's an EV.

It's the

stupid insurance on the Tesla that makes

it so expensive. Like the actual car is

not that expensive, but damn insurance.

I don't know why the insurance is so

expensive on it.

Driving 200 miles would be stressful.

Well, it's mostly motorway. I think

motorway is really easy because it's just

a straight line and then you got exit.

And then just keep an eye out for the

exit. I went on the motorway before

and it was probably the easiest part of

driving because

you just stay in the left lane and then go

into the middle lane to overtake the

lorries. And then if you want— I mean, I

never went into the fast lane, the right

lane, because I didn't want to go that

fast. Where are you

going to recharge? Or if it's a long trip,

I just find a charging station halfway

into the trip to have a break and charge

it.

The thing I like about Tesla is it's got

the screen with like the little digital 3D

cars on the road and you don't even

have to look out the window and it shows

you where— which cars are around you.

That's so cool. You could literally just

drive by looking at the screen only and

not looking at the mirrors, because I feel

like sometimes I'm not really super aware

of what's around me and it's

easier to have that display to show you

what's around you and then it beeps if

you're too close to something.

And then you could plug it in at home if

you get— you can plug it in using a 3-pin

charger, but it says it's not a good idea

because it takes so long, like 20 hours.

So then you gotta buy like a home charger.

Hmm, don't I have to see what kind

of cards? I'm gay but experienced the

pussy recently. Oh wow, it's true that

pussy feels way better than a dollar

dollar. I just can't get past the way it

looks though. It's so gross and I could

never touch it with anything except my

peepee. I don't know, it doesn't always

look gross. It depends on the person.

But some b-holes look weird, like they've

got like a lump around it or something,

like a hemorrhage. Then I don't really

want to touch it.

Did you like my gardening video? Dave

Gibson was in the comments. I didn't

realize that was his wheelbarrow. He said,

my poor wheelbarrow. I thought it was

ours.

So if I wasn't gonna get a Tesla, maybe

I'd get like a Ford Focus.

I'm not sure. I like either Ford Fiesta or

Focus. Or maybe a Yaris.

Toyota Civic. I used to like the C-HR,

but I don't know now about SUVs.

Renting a Tesla be better financially.

I don't know,

would it? But then I've got to go to

Maidstone to pick up the rental,

and then I drop the car off, and then I go

like walk home or something, get the train

home.

Like, what if it cost I don't

know, £250 to rent a car for a few days,

but then I need to use the car. I want to

go on like a car trip 4 times a month.

Then I'm paying nearly £1,000 a month on

renting a car. Then I might as well have

just gotten a Tesla on PCP.

Also, should I get PCP or HP, hire

purchase? I think the difference is PCP,

you never own the car. And when the

contract ends, you can just renew the

contract or get a new car. Um, but hire

purchase, you're paying monthly hire

installments, but at the end of it you do

own the car. I don't know if I care about

owning the car.

I guess if you keep paying PCP after like

10 years, you would have paid like £20K

for the car, and then you could have just

bought it by then. But I don't have £20K.

Just— I don't have £20K just lying around,

so it's not like I have the option to just

buy a £20K car. But I can probably afford

£400 a month if I didn't owe my

mum money. If I can't afford the payments

anymore, then just send the car back.

Just end the contract. You send the car

back and then it's over. You might have to

pay like a cancellation fee.

It's not difficult.

The problem is I like the Model Y, not the

Model 3, but Model Y is too expensive.

It's like £500 a month PCP, and the

insurance on Model Y is insane. It's like

£350 a month insurance. So it'd be like

£800 a month for a Model Y. That's just

way too much. I can only just

maybe afford the Model 3,

but the Model Y looks cooler because it's

higher up. Rent one first,

you might hate it. I don't know, I sat

inside of a Model Y and 3 because

in Bangkok they had the Teslas in the

shopping center and And they let you sit

in it and touch it and stuff.

Felt fine, felt comfortable.

I've watched enough videos about it to

know what to expect.

You could afford Model Y if you do

deliveries for a week. Yeah, I guess if I

worked then it would pay for itself, but

then I gotta go deliver Do do do do do do

deliveries or do something like two days a

week at the petrol station.

But then I feel like I'm a

slave to the car to pay for it.

What happened to investing?

I don't know. I haven't checked the

market. I don't know, investing is just

kind of unreliable, isn't it? Sometimes

the market's going crazy, you feel great,

and then next day it's all crashing down

again and then you feel crap. The

subreddit— I mean, the stock market is

kind of like the subreddit. It's best not

to keep checking it because it just makes

you feel like crap because it fluctuates

up and down so much. Sometimes I think,

oh, fuck this, and I just don't look at it

for a bit. And then when I'm in a better

mood, I'm like, oh, I wonder what's

happening, then have a look.

Nothing is really happening.

Boring.

If I could make content out of the Tesla

and that pays for it, that'd be the best,

but I can't get any fucking views.

All I can get is like 2K views on a

trending topic, and then stupid YouTube

shuts me down. My vid— I see my videos

going whoosh up to 2K views and then it

flattens out. S-curve every time.

I don't know what the hell.

Stupid YouTube won't give me any views.

Most I can get is like 3 to 5K every time.

S-curve. Can't break out the S-curve.

I could do some videos like my first car

as a Tesla, why I bought Tesla as my first

car, why I hate my Tesla, why I regret

buying a Tesla, Tesla versus whatever.

Yeah, I could make a lot of content, but I

just feel like it won't get any views.

Probably get like 2K max.

I reckon with Tesla content I could

probably make $100 to $150 a month

if I really pump it out, but eventually

I have run out of things to say and then

What, just say the same thing over and

Chad Daniel rage quit last stream because

he didn't get any dono. Didn't rage

quit. I was going to— I mean, I quit for

dinner, which is what I usually do. I was

just a bit disappointed, didn't get any

Super Chats. Just one

of those days, I guess.

How am I gonna pay for the Tesla if I

don't get any super chats? People like,

oh, content is boring now. Well, yeah, if

I don't have any money to make content, I

can't make any content.

Everything— content costs money to make,

you know.

Don't donate and then use adblock and then

whine that there's no content. Well, what

do you expect when I'm making peanuts now?

If I was still making like $2K a month a

couple years ago, I would go and buy the

Tesla instead of sitting in my room every

I mean, the least you could do is turn off

bloody adblock, but no, they're like, oh,

I don't want to see ads.

If there's only 20 viewers, would you

stream? No, I probably won't stream

anymore if I just got 20. It wouldn't be

worth it anymore. I literally make more

money on the Fold 6 videos now, even

though they only get 2K views.

One of the dudes said you banned him, he

won't donate anymore. He can't donate?

Who?

Who did I ban recently?

You banned all your donators. No, I

didn't. Let me check the ban list.

Last person I banned was Bruno Allen,

who's never donated.

Someone called Eat My Ass Bitch.

Eat My Ass Bitch, they're banned.

Fuck you, bitch. Fuck you, bitch. What a

great username. James Hudson,

Steve Jones. Who else is

banned? Oh, my mum. Gunnar Larsson.

I have never seen any of these people

Whatever. You banned them on Discord?

Well, if I ban them on Discord, it doesn't

mean they're banned on YouTube. What kind

of logic is that? I don't even have a

Discord anymore.

No, I banned my mum because she keeps

writing annoying things about me like,

oh, it's hard having a son like Daniel.

If she thinks it's hard having a son like

me, she should try being someone else.

She's got like drug addict son, criminal

son, violent son. I'm a great son. I just

sit in my room all day, mind my own

business. I tidy up after myself. I clean

the place. What do you mean it's hard

having a son like Daniel? I'm like

the best son you could hope for. Talking a

lot of rubbish. You should see some of

these other sons bring their mates back

and they smoke weed in the house and

they're like being a nuisance and they get

in trouble with the police, do dangerous

stuff. I'm a great son. What the hell are

you talking about? Help out in the garden

as well?

Well, just because I don't make loads of

money and don't have a real job doesn't

make me a bad son. Irritating.

If I made a Discord again, I'd charge $10

to enter. One-time payment

for one-time entry. If you get banned,

you can join again, but then you gotta pay

again. That'll be the rules. Oh, thank

God, Kale. At least I got some

donos today.

It's getting to the point where I just

have to start making videos instead of

Maybe that's what people want though. If

you want me to make videos, then don't

donate, I guess, because I only do the

streams because they make more money than

the videos. But now I don't know about

that. Stupid Revolut took

£10 out of my account. That RevPoint thing

is such a scam. I bought some green tea,

£5, and it took an extra £10 to

convert it into Rev Points because I had

the spare change thing enabled.

Don't understand that. And now I've lost

£10. It got converted into Rev Points.

Why would I want to lose £10 and then gain

like 500 Rev Points? The only thing you

can do with Rev Points is exchange it for

mileage. And get like discount on hotels.

I'd rather have the £10.

A bit annoying.

I banned a few people on Discord. I don't

think they were donators. I don't even

know who they were.

You banned the dude that gifted 10 subs.

Who was that? Don't think I did.

I forgot who he was. Does it say on

YouTube?

Here are a few shekels, you poor wretch.

Oh, thank you. Now I can buy the Tesla

memberships.

Um, where would it be? Memberships.

It doesn't say who gifted.

I forgot who gifted. A bunch of members.

I'm sure if I see it, I'll remember. Oh,

thanks, Alos.

Very generous.

Does Super Chat show you the name and

email of the donator? No.

It will just say your YouTube name.

Yeah, when I was in Japan, I used to get

loads of— here is some money for the Tesla

open mouth smile. You should see how much

money I made in March and

April when I was in Japan doing the

walking streams. I made like $1,800.

Per month whilst I was in Japan,

just endlessly walking, doing nothing,

getting like 150 to 200 viewers. Ever

since I came back to the UK, everything

just fell off. We can't

even get 100 viewers anymore. It's insane.

This is worse than when I was in Thailand.

At least in Thailand got like 90 viewers.

I think a lot of people really are just

subbed to me because of Japan stuff.

Maybe I do walking stream in my garden.

Well, sometimes people donated because

they wanted me to buy food or drinks.

They were like, here's $5, get yourself

some yakiniku.

Don't know what to do. People don't care

about life in England.

You never tried IRL in England? I did one

IRL in Manchester,

but I got too stressed out and I went back

to my apartment.

There's just nothing to see here.

Unless you go into a town or a village and

then there's like stupid chavvy kids

hanging around and

I draw attention. Or unless I ride

the bicycle.

You did one with the British girl. Did I?

I did some outside vlogs with the British

girl in Manchester,

and I met that Ukrainian girl. We got

drunk. It was called I Got Drunk with a

Ukrainian Girl.

No, I'm not going to London. That place

scares me. I'd get

robbed. There's like gangs

with knives and they just attack people in

broad daylight. I saw

this video, this like brown guy jumps into

a car and he's like, go, go, go. And then,

I don't know, 3 other guys chasing him

smash the windows and like stabbing him

through the windows. And he was stabbing

them back. Nuts.

Absolutely nuts.

Yeah, I think you know what video I'm

talking about. He's like, uncle, go uncle!

And then the guy driving, he's like

driving at like 2 miles per hour whilst

the guy in the back is getting stabbed at.

The funny thing is he had a knife as well

and he's stabbing at them too. Everyone's

got a knife.

I think he got cut up bad on his arm. He

got some stabs on his arms, didn't he?

I'm scared of London. You would have to

stay in the central touristy bit where

it's safe. You go out of that bit and it's

dangerous. It's like a free-for-all.

Uh, have you seen that YouTube channel

called London Eats? He's an Uber Eats guy

or Deliveroo. He rides around on an

electric bicycle in the middle of the

night around London delivering stuff.

He's got this one clip where he shows how

this shady guy on a bicycle was following

him and he came in to swoop and

to— what's the word— to snatch his phone,

but he was quick about it and

quickly took his phone off the phone

holder. And then the bicycle guy swerved

away. It's insane, London.

Even my sister said you can't walk around

with your phone out because it's

dangerous. Imagine I'm walking

around London with this £2,000 phone and

someone just grabs it. Oh my God, I would

be devastated.

Because I'd be walking around with it like

this streaming, wouldn't I? Someone just

have to come up behind me and go yoink and

then grab it. I would not stream in

London.

Yeah, I heard it's even worse. I think my—

yeah, my sister got pickpocketed in Italy.

And she had a brand new iPhone 11 and it

got stolen the very first week after she

got it. They cut a hole in her bag, her

purse. They cut a hole in the— in your bag

and they take stuff out and sneak off.

Europe is so dangerous.

Like, the big cities, so dangerous.

I think I'd rather just let my channel die

than do dangerous IRL.

It's not worth it.

You can only do it in Japan because it's

safe. I felt quite safe

in Thailand as well.

Dave Gibson left you a message in your

gardening video. Yeah, he said,

my poor wheelbarrow. I didn't know it was

his. It's not broken, it just fell over.

I didn't think chucking that bush thing

would knock it over so easily. I

underestimated my strength.

I'm a bit bored of this phone now. I've

got how many

days? I've got 1, 2, I've got 4.

4 days until I can Before I cannot

refund it. Should I refund it? I don't

know. It is a nice phone. I played Call of

Duty Warzone on it and it's really good.

It's exactly the same as the PC version.

You drop in, you parachute, got like a big

map, you get loot, kill the other teams.

It's exactly the same as PC version. It's

impressive and the graphics are pretty

good. Played it with this controller.

It's just playing it on the controller

sucks.

I got 50 FPS on high settings,

but I don't understand because I sent in

my Flip 4. If I refund it,

I guess they refund me my £150 deposit,

but do I get my Flip 4 back?

Or maybe they'll refund me the trade-in

price, like £150 plus £300.

I don't know, I don't want to refund it.

I like it. I like it, but it's boring now

because it's like, okay, it's nice, I

guess, but whatever. It is nice,

it's just not exciting anymore, and the

videos don't get views anymore. I think

the trend is over, and trends don't

last long on YouTube, like 2 weeks

usually. You gotta use the 2-week trend

window to spam out as much content as you

can and hope for the best.

I made 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,

7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15,

16, 17, 18, 19 videos.

And on average, I think I made about $7

each. So I made like $140.

I mean, it's okay, but it's not gonna pay

for the phone, is it? I need to get $2,000

to pay for the phone. Best-case scenario,

I got like a 10% discount thanks to

YouTube.

I don't know what else I can do. Fold 6

versus the Pixel Fold. Just do

Fold 6 versus everything. I did Fold 6

versus the Steam Deck, got 1,000

If I refund the phone and it cost me

nothing to use it, then yeah, I would make

profit. $150 profit.

The phone's gonna cost me £45 a month.

I could get a car for £45 a month.

Probably a crappy car.

See what car I can get for £45 a month.

I mean, this car's £45 a month. Ford

Fiesta.

Look, hire purchase, £45 a month.

1.4 Zetec. I don't know what that

is.

I can't believe I could get a car instead

of a phone. Manual diesel.

It has to be white. I've decided I would

only get a white car because if I can't

get a Tesla, I want it to at least look

like a Tesla. So that means white with

black trim.

Excuse me. Do you think I can get a car

for like £20 a month on hire purchase?

But I want a Tesla. It's the latest in

tech. It's got all the fancy widgets

and I can make content about it. I can't

make content about Ford Fiesta. Who cares

about Ford Fiesta? Everyone wants to know

about what it's like having a Tesla.

Or my new Ford Focus.

I can't make a video about getting a Ford

Focus.

Never understood why you stopped OF.

Because it's illegal in Thailand and I was

scared people were going to report me.

Thailand is a very scary country. If you

mess with the wrong people, oh, it's

really corrupt. If you say anything

negative about the royal family, you're

going to jail. If you show your bumhole,

you could get in trouble. If they wanted

to come for you, they could come for you.

I mean, look at Ice Poseidon. He nearly

got 5 years in jail just because he did a—

what, like a striptease lap dance?

Because he pissed off the manager of that

hotel chain who has— that manager, she's

got like connections with the government

or something. Banyan Tree, that's a big

hotel chain in Thailand. The CEO or the

manager of that place is going to be

connected. And she's probably corrupt.

She's probably got friends in the legal

system who could lock you up for nothing,

basically. Ice said he had to use his

special connections because he's got a

friend who knows a guy who gets people out

of trouble if they're in third world

countries to blackmail— they had to

like, not blackmail, they had to bribe the

judge or something like that. I don't know

how much it cost to bribe him. It could

have been $20,000 or something.

Who knows?

Ice is lucky because he knows a lot of

people. If it was me, I'd be screwed

because I don't know anyone. I don't have

connections. So it was like

keeping me up at night worrying about it,

so I just wipes everything off.

Yeah, I guess I could start it again, but

I can't be bothered. Hurts my bum.

I could sell all my stocks and then just

use my credit card and then outright buy

the Tesla.

But when you put faces to

them, you just feel— when

you put faces to them, you just laugh.

Yeah, so I was saying, like, the

subreddit, if you go on there It seems—

and if they're like talking about you,

it's kind of scary at first because it's

like, oh my God, all these people hate me.

What have I done? But then when you start

thinking about who these people are, like

you put faces to the people,

you realize how sad they are. You don't

really care anymore. So I'm

trying to find who has YouTube channels

Who are kind of like the people on the

subreddit. And the problem is most of them

are stupid cowards who hide their

identity. So we don't really know what

they are like. But some of them do have

YouTube channels, but they're not really—

they're not really as bad as the worst of

them on there, but they are kind of weird

people. Who was that guy? Reimu.

He was like another weirdo who was hating

on me. But then you see his videos and you

think, this guy's such a joke. Like, who

gives a fuck what he thinks?

Who else has a YouTube channel? As soon as

you see what these people look like, you

instantly don't care about what they think

because they're losers.

They're all losers. Every single one of

them. There's not a single cool person in

that toxic shithole.

And I'm just thinking if I show it to

Sunny, it will like put her mind to ease a

little bit.

Not a single one of them are cool or like

respectable people.

They make valid points. They don't

though. They only— they only sound like

they're valid points because they've

twisted reality to make the point sound

Like if you see everything in a negative

toxic spectrum, then yeah, I guess what

they're saying makes sense. But that's

not— that's just like a subjective outlook

on life. If you have a different outlook

on life, you can describe things in a

positive way,

but they only focus on negative stuff. Or

the worst possible way of looking at

things. How do you know they're

not cool? Because I know who my viewers

are.

Hmm. One example. Meaningless. They're

literally all him. They're all like,

oh, I used to like Daniel, But after

watching him, I realized he's a piece of

shit because he cheated.

Like, the reasons for them hating me are

so stupid. That Reimu guy, I looked

him up. You search Reimu I hate

Daniel Lord. I watched half of it, and his

reasons for hating me are so stupid.

Like, Daniel's only lucky because his

parents are rich. And he's

fed with the silver spoon. Like, they're

so jealous. I'm not rich. My parents are

not rich. I don't know what they're

talking about, but it's all

the same, like, stuff. Like, I used to

like Daniel, but now I realize he's a

piece of shit because he cheated. They

sound so stupid. Listen to this guy.

He's still pretty well off and rich

because of his father and all that. He's

still pretty well off and rich because of

his father. What? I'm not rich at all.

Neither was my dad. My dad didn't give me

any money apart from his life insurance

payout, which I lost half of. These people

are so stupid. Listen. He has a big house

that he could go to. He's traveling the

world. He's traveling the world and, and

he has a big house he could go to. So you

hate me because I've got a big house and I

travel the world? These are the dumbest

reasons to hate someone ever.

If things don't go well, so he has all the

security, which is like more than like 99%

of the fucking population. People watch

his shitty, bland, boring videos just

because he's big. He's already popular.

Here's what happened. Here's what

happened. This is what happens with most

big YouTubers, and this is what happens

with Most YouTube— yeah, this is what

happened to Daniel Lord and most big

YouTubers in general, okay? He, he makes a

bunch of videos and sure, he's not that

big at first, but then he gets— he hits

the YouTube jackpot one day and gets a

viral video. And then actually he got

multiple viral videos in this one. And

like I said, people stopped watching

because he's boring and bland. I mean,

that he got, not even earned. He just won

the YouTube jackpot back in 2017. We're

spooned here. But yeah, I would like to

clarify again, I don't give a shit about

most of the good things he has. The only

thing I care about is the fact that he

gets to have security and money. I don't

care, he can fuck as many girls as he

wants. What I'm trying to say is pretty

much the nature of voids in the first

place, okay? These voids Okay, if Daniel—

if Daniel Lord— I think that's literally

his last name. Lord is literally his last

name. That's so fucking weird. If Daniel

had like 100 or 200 views per video, he

would not be getting all these girls all

the damn time. And I don't just mean girls

that he actually gets. I mean girls that

actually talk about him all the time and

fawn over him. You know, here's the

greatest advice to simps, okay? I had

loads of girlfriends before I did YouTube,

you know. I had more girlfriends before

YouTube than after YouTube. Here is the

greatest fucking advice to you fucking

simps. Do not— He sounds so stupid. To,

to now, like, first of all, he had, he had

fucking, uh, he has a rich family. Sure,

they're not like extremely wealthy,

they're not one of those types, but he's

still pretty well off and rich because of

his father and all that. He has a big

house that he could go to. I don't

understand. So he hates me because

according to him, I'm from a rich family

and I've got a big house and I got

lucky on YouTube. Like, why would you hate

me because of that? Such a weird

reason to hate someone,

but this is what they're all like.

They're all like, oh, I hate Daniel

because of this and that, and he's lucky.

Stupid weirdos.

And then you see what they look like, and

they look like weirdos as well.

Who cares what they think?

So I'm wondering if there's more people

like this I could show Sunny, because then

she'll just laugh at them too, like I do.

I mean, that Eurasian writer guy, Jesus

Christ, he was a complete nutcase too,

and a loser. He looked weird. He wasn't

cool at all. He was like some weird guy

making this, this weird psycho content

until he got banned.

None of these people are cool. They're

sad. Do you remember Eurasian Tiger?

He had like this obsession with hating on

me and he was like making all these posts

and videos about why I'm a loser. On the

r/happens thing.

Why do they need to be cool? Because if

they're losers, who cares what they think?

People only care what cool people think.

Like, no one cares what I think, do they?

Why did he hate you? What Eurasian writer?

Hmm, I think it's like very complicated to

try and explain why. So he basically hates

himself. And thinks his life sucks because

he's half Asian. So instead of taking

responsibility for his life sucking, he

just blames it all on his parents and the

fact that he's half Asian. He thinks

that's, that's the problem. So because of

that, he hates everyone else who's half

Asian because he's like, you're gonna live

a miserable life if you're half Asian like

me, and then if you disagree with me,

then I hate you. He's like— he sounds like

Kylo Ren, like emo whiny teenager who

blames everything on everyone else, full

of hate. It's so sad.

You should look up TerryTV's video because

Eurasian Writer attacked TerryTV as well,

and TerryTV made a video. And also that—

what was his name— Harmful Opinions guy,

he made a video attacking the subreddit,

made some good points.

Yeah, the subreddit was supposed to be a

support group for half-Asians and then it