mic tests chattin

Testing. I think it's back.

Yeah, it's back. Uh, I just

lost Wi-Fi for some reason.

No, it doesn't really do anything. Well,

does it? It kind of does.

I don't know how secure this will be.

Am I triple vaxxed for Japan? Do I need to

be? Oh my God, if I have to get another

vaccine— but what if I get the

third vaccine here and then it makes me

really sick?

I don't want to be in Thailand and then

suddenly have to get another vaccine.

In Thailand, I don't know how to get a

vaccine in another country.

I said I want to tie you up. She said by

smooth and mild. What do you

mean?

What's that?

I need to do what I did before and put a

piece of tape over the selfie cam, maybe.

I don't like it when I— it— I accidentally

double tap the screen and then it switches

cameras. Right into my face.

Can you start over because of the ads? I

forgot what I was saying now. I don't know

why there's so many ads. I'm not

playing the ads, Twitch is just

automatically running them.

I can choose when to play ads, but they

also automatically play. I can choose.

Hmm, she said tie me up by gentle.

Sure,

I can be gentle.

No, I'm gonna use barbed wire and push

you around the room.

Okay, I'm trying to fix the phone onto the

bag strap again.

I don't think that I could get any kind of

phone case that would allow me to fit the

phone into the strap. This is way

too bulky. See, look, it's got this hinge.

Am I going to Japan? No, I'm going to

Thailand, but I want to go to Japan too.

It's just I'm worried I might need another

vaccine now.

Oh, I've got to clean my room. There's so

much mess everywhere.

She said, looks exciting. Sounds like she

wants me to tie her up. What is

your kink? No, I don't want to ask that.

I will make you feel good.

No, she said, you will happy.

I am happy with you,

darling. Kiss.

It's so funny, you just, you just type

in these random lovey-dovey messages and

shoot it off. There's no actual emotion

behind it. I'm just like, okay, she wants

attention here. Tap, tap, tap.

I love you, baby.

Just being with you is enough to brighten

my day. She said, so cute,

my baby.

Okay, how much

do I know Kanto? I know Lei Houma.

And yabun

means Japan.

That's all I know. Perfect pronunciation

too.

I know what you said there. You said, did

you eat? Sifan is

eat rice, isn't it? Eat food.

I know a few words.

The conversation between you two makes me

want to puke. But this is what she wants.

So cute, baby. I'll put a loving

hug cuddling emoji.

I still don't have a reply from the Thai

embassy about my visa. I guess I

have to wait until next week.

Hmm,

what is the problem here? I don't know.

What am I— what problem am I trying to

solve? UK Thai Embassy are usually fast.

Yeah, they were pretty fast when I first

applied for the visa. Then they wanted

additional documents,

and then it said 3 to 5 days to respond.

I'm hoping they got my, my, my email.

Was this Oh, you can get a

progress, progress bar.

Does that show on the stream though?

Manage goals.

Set the browser source width. How do I

make it on the stream.

Do I make any money from Twitch ads? I

made 80 cents from my last stream.

So if I get about 400 views, that's like

80 cents. It's way less than YouTube.

I think for 400 views I would get about $2

on YouTube.

She's texting me again.

You're testing your new phone finished?

Yes, I finish now.

I hate it. She keeps asking me what, what

am I doing? What are you doing? What are

you doing? What did you do today? What are

you going to do tomorrow? What are you

going to do now? So why does it matter?

I'm just doing what I do every day. I sit

at my computer, I watch YouTube, I mess

around with my phone.

It's like she's, she's trying to

interrogate me. Like, what are you

actually doing? I can give you 30 minutes.

It's okay, I'm ready for you now.

Hope she doesn't mean— hope she doesn't

think I mean I want to phone her.

Yes,

I might end the stream. I gotta focus on

her. It's like a full-time job.

So how can I put that widget on the

screen?

There's donation goal, events list,

stream boss,

follower goal.

I don't

know what that goal— manage goal thing is.

No, they look lame.

Oh, who cares? Will I

be sad if Chihiro doesn't want to meet,

or are you expecting it? She would never

want to meet. There's no way she would

want to meet unless

she got dumped and she's really sad and

lonely and depressed, which I don't

think she is. I think she's doing okay,

which explains why she just Completely

vanished.

No, I think she wants a phone now.

I didn't mean I want a phone. I mean I'm

ready to talk to you, as in chatting. I

think she thinks that talking means

phoning.

Fuck's sake! Now I've got a fucking phone

for like an hour.

How have my investments been? The entire

market is just crashing, so not great.

Everything is crashing, even gold.

At least I sold all my tech stocks ages

ago, otherwise it would have been much

worse. But even the non-tech stuff is

Crashing too, just not as much.

No way she will ignore you when you are in

Japan. Should I livestream in Osaka? See

if she comes and snipes me.

I really doubt it because

she would think that I'm expecting sex.

And if she did start messaging me, that

would be the first thing in my mind. I'd

be thinking, oh, does she want sex?

And it's not fair because she was happy to

have sex with Australian guy even though

he was sleeping with a bunch of other

women, but she won't have sex with me even

though we used to be married.

How come Australian guy gets to do what he

wants and I'm not allowed?

Uh, she's phoning me now. Okay, I gotta

go then. I've gotta phone her and talk to

her, so see you later. I might

do Sea of Thieves stream if I'm in a good