Why I Have No Friends [WnbrbvmclHc]

I don't have a single friend. Do you think

that's weird? Is it weird for someone of

my age to not even have one person that I

can call a friend? I don't really care

about having friends. I don't mind not

having friends. I've never really felt

like I've really wanted to have friends,

but sometimes I wonder to myself, is it

not normal to not have friends? I spend

most of my time in this apartment. I don't

go anywhere. I don't have any interactions

with other people apart from my

girlfriend, or my family. The last time

I've had proper friends was about 12 years

ago when I was in secondary school. I had

2 very close friends. They used to come

over to my house every day after school to

play video games. Then I started playing

online games. I started playing Star Wars

Galaxies, World of Warcraft, and I

realized that I didn't need friends to

play video games, and I ditched my

secondary school friends and I made new

friends online. When I come to Japan and

live in a guest house, I usually make

friends. But every time I leave the

guesthouse or I leave Japan and go back

home, I never see those friends again. I

never talk to them again. They never talk

to me. They never send me messages asking

how I'm doing or if I want to meet up

again. So I don't really consider those

people to be true friends. What I mean by

a true friend is someone who you talk to

for years and years, someone who you meet

up with and do things with, someone who's

interested in talking to me, someone who

sends me messages and asks me how I'm

doing, how things are going. If I want to

meet up or do something. Usually I don't

make the first move. I don't send messages

to people that I thought were my friends.

I don't ask people if they want to come

and hang out because I feel like if they

were really serious about being my friend,

then they would send me the message and I

wouldn't have to ask them. They would ask

me first. In the past, I've had guys ask

me things like, do you want to go and get

a beer? Do you want to go and hang out?

Do you want to go shopping? And The first

thing that I think of is, why? What's the

point? I'm not interested in guys. I'm not

interested in having sex with guys. If I'm

not interested in having sex with a guy,

then what's the point in spending time

with a guy? In the past, I have spent time

with guys. I have gone for drinks with

guys, and I just felt so incredibly bored

with them. I felt like, this is just a

waste of time. What am I doing here? This

isn't fun or interesting. I'm not really

interested in being friends with girls

either because If I see a girl, usually I

want to sleep with her, or I feel really

unattracted to her, then I don't really

want to have anything to do with her.

There are people that I chat to online

fairly often, and all of these people are

girls. And the only reason that I chat to

them isn't because I want to be friends

with them, it's because I think they're

attractive, and I think there might be a

possibility of having sex with them. If I

feel like a friendship with one of these

girls isn't going anywhere, if I feel like

there's pretty much no chance of having

sex with this girl, then I'll just send

her a dick pic or I'll be really flirty

with her, and she'll either like it, or in

most cases she won't like it and she'll be

upset and she'll never talk to me again.

And that's fine with me. It doesn't really

bother me. I think it's better to sabotage

a friendship like this than chat to a girl

for years and years knowing that it's not

going to go anywhere. The only kind of

friendship that I would be interested in

having would be The kind of friendship

that comes with certain benefits. I think

you know what benefits I'm talking about.

If I didn't have any sexual drive at all,

I don't think I would be interested in

talking to people or interacting with

people in the slightest. I'd become this

weird crazy guy who's surrounded by cats.

The problem that I see most guys having,

and I've had this problem in the past as

well, is becoming friend-zoned by the girl

that you want to have sex with, and The

reason why this happens is because you're

too friendly with the girl, and the girl

just thinks that you want to be friends

with her. She thinks that you're not

interested in her in that way. And the

best way to solve this problem is by

sending her a dick pic. It works every

single time. If she's interested, she'll

like it. If she's not interested, she'll

slap you in the face or tell you to piss

off, and then you'll never see her again.

And then you don't have to worry about

being her friend-zoned friend anymore.

No, this isn't a video about how to get

out of the friend zone, although I guess I

just gave you the solution of how to get

out of the friend zone. Dick pics for

everyone! Hahaha! I've had enough of this.

Look, the only reason why you can't make

friends, Daniel, is because you're not

interested in people. You don't care about

people. You only care about yourself. You

only care about what you can gain or

benefit from a certain person by being

friends with them. And that thing that

you're interested in getting from that

person is sex. You're only interested in

getting sex, and if you're not interested

in having sex with a person, then You

don't even acknowledge that person's

existence. You are sick, Daniel. Shut up,

you're making me look bad in front of my

audience. The real reason why I can't make

friends isn't because of that. It's

because— it's because I'm special. I'm a

rare breed of human being. There aren't

many people who are like me, so I find it

very difficult to connect with most people

on this planet. I grew up watching

Friends, the American sitcom, and I

honestly thought that when I grew up, I

was going to have a small, close-knit

group of friends, like in Friends, and I

thought we were going to spend every day

together and we're going to be all great

friends for the rest of our lives. And

then I became an adult and I realized it

was all just lies. Reality isn't like

Friends. You don't make friends for the

rest of your life. You make friends and

then they leave you. Friends are just a

temporary thing. It's not a permanent

thing. People enter your life and then

they exit your life, and then you never

hear from them ever again. And it just

feels like the time you spent with them

was just a waste of time. I don't want to

waste time on people who are just going to

abandon me. I don't want to waste time on

people who are just temporary features of

my life. I'd rather just spend that time

by myself doing things that I enjoy

without having to put effort into

socializing or interacting with another

human being. I know this may sound cold,

but I don't want to invest time into

something that, that's not going to

benefit me somehow in the future. I guess

in a way friendships are kind of like a

business investment. When I think about

becoming friends with someone, I think

about things like, how can being in this

friendship with this person benefit me?

If there's no benefits, then I don't

really see any point in being a friend of

that person. So I kind of ran out of

things to talk about not having friends.

So, um, here's— here's what I'm having

for lunch. It's a sausage bread. Thing.

We're gonna cook it in the grill. Yay!

So dirty. I don't think my

girlfriend cleans this ever. I guess I

could clean it for her since I don't have

anything else to do. Hmm,

it's not actually possible to clean inside

because I can't, I can't get underneath

the grill. And you can't take the grill

off.

Hmm.

Apples in

Japan are huge. Look at the size of this